switch 2 keyset leak when?
trannies not leaking exploits and keeping them secret for attention when?

switch 2 emulator is public

Look at those brown hands

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IS SWITCH 2 OBSOLETE YET?

>>586145039
>vibe coding Indians helping to push switch 2 emulation forward
Can't wait to hear all the bitching. You'll still play it anyway.

The SWITCH 2 is the best console ever created

I don't care about the morality or ethics of Switch 2 being hacked for piracy, but do I have to worry about third party games being played early and spoiled everywhere? Next year is full of those I want to go in blind for.

>>586144860
when there's a bootrom exploit

IT'S
HAPPENING

>>586145837
it takes a kernel exploit to get bis partition 28 mounted?


id,status,size
0,OPEN,32 MiB
10,OPEN,32 MiB
20,OPEN,~238 GiB (raw NAND)
27,OPEN,3932160
35,OPEN,262144
30 / 31,filesystem OPEN,USER / SYSTEM


these are the only ones available after running the fs exploit, despite the footprint of partition 28 is in memory of the codefs for "FS" if one dumps it / its memory

>>586145648
Last I checked third party wasnt doing so good on Nintendo unless you were a major Japanese dev like Capcom.

>>586146912
Yeah those are the ones I mean, like Atlus and Square Enix.

>>586145837
>>586146753


SystemData
── Cp
── Drm
── Gc
── htdocs
── Jc0
── Jc1
── Ota0
── Ota1
── Ota2
── Ra
── SecureDeviceId

partition 28 will mount titlekey stuff to SystemData/Drm gamekey secret lotus stuff to SystemData/Gc and Oem Encryption key PrivateKeyAuthority Key Encryption Key to SystemData/Ra

>>586032441
nice try kyle, none of that is real
>curries up favor with the switch hacking secret discord kitten cabal
ktemkin *was* the secret discord cabal, he orchestrated all that crap and kept everyone on a tight leash
>gets day-0 switch exploit information from said secret cabal
shuffle2 found the exploit within his own secret cabal, fail0verflow, kyle was never there
>learns they're trying to cash it in to ninty's bug bounty program, which would inevitably lead to fusée gelée never being disclosed
kyle tried to sell the exploit himself, was dellusional to the point where he thought it would be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars from google
shuffle2 also reported to google, no one cared about nintendo's bug bounty
>leaks all the details publicly so the discordfags don't get their bounty AND the public gets CFW, for free, for life
he became even more erratic after, pissed because he had already promised the money he would never get to pay for his boyfriends hrt and began destroying reswitched until sciresm btfo'd him

everyone with a brain cell knows kyle had nothing to do with the pastebin, that was an anon who got hold of the exploit from q3k who got it from shuffle2 in a freenode channel they shared
how do i know? real hackers hack in silence
kyle is nothing but an egomaniac rapist has-been who does nothing beyond crying on social media and grooming qyriad, luna and whoever else is part of his fag harem these days

>>586147403
I have no idea what this is about nor do I really care desu.

>>586147024
I expect Sega games to get datamined hard and leaked.

>>586147403
the reason scires btfo'd him is because ktemkin raped a minor in spain

the whole tranny army, however many their trans polycule consisted of, i believe 5 at its peak, used the years of authority to enforce their trans tyranny and silence any criticism until ktemkin got caught raping said minor.

>>586147576
try clicking on the back link, newfag

>>586147784
I did and it didn't answer any of my questions, retard. I don't care enough to read the other posts in this stupid argument either so whatever.

>>586147752
holy fucking retard
>the reason scires btfo'd him is because ktemkin raped a minor in spain
no its not, sciresm kicked him because he tried to sell and get credit for yet another bug, the BCT parsing one that scires found
all of this happened publicly over twitter you mouthbreather, get your facts straight

>>586147976
tl:dr a literal rapist, groomer, discord-tranny who is the reason a fr*nch shitty meme poisoned the naming of the switch 1 exploit, was bought up, and we were reminded they only disappeared because they raped a minor

>>586147976
then don't reply, retard
no one was talking to you and you don't own the thread

>>586148110
ok kyle, we both know that trick isn't going to work, you diddled an underage boy while in spain for a conference.

your attempt at misdirection won't work here, we all know the real reason.

>>586148252
You were literally just talking to me lol, and I never said to stop talking about it, just that I don't care.
>>586148128
I see. You guys have fun with that, I suppose.

>>586147240
None of that is what you think it is
Those are the old keydata that used to be in prodinfo like ssl wrapped key, gs asic cert, etc. They moved that to a new partition on S2, none of that are actual keys

>>586148278
jesus fucking christ, try using your brain for once
the rape happened, no one is denying that you massive brainlet
it happened way after the reswitched events and had nothing to do with him being kicked out

>>586149053
you raped a child kyle, and that is the reason you got exiled

>>586148128
wait is this why the switch 1 stuff are all called faggy shit like fusee gelee etc

>>586151552
yes, that is why you have fr*nch for shit rocket instead of play on words for the word shovel as exploit name for switch 1

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>wah wah wah discord tranny drama wah wah
Talk about the Switch 2 or the PS5, you retarded faggots.

switch 1 quick fix/update guide
>update hekate (ctcaer github, update the payload as well)
>update atmos (atmosphere-nx github, update fusee too if you boot with it)
>download fw (thzoria github (latest is fine, 18.1.0 or 20.5.0 is preferable for heavy modding))
>update fw using daybreak (incuded in atmos(choose fat32+exfat))
>If updating to fw 23.X.X, add cal0blank=1 to your hekate_ipl.ini file under emummc entry
>update sys-patch (borntohonk github)
>remove kip1patch=nosigchk (or nosigchk=1) from the hekate_ipl.ini file
>download gaems from nxbrew.net, nswtl.info or google game name + nsp
>install gaems using cyberfoil or sphaira over MTP (luketanti or itotaljustice github)
>install picross

>>586152457
also install switchU

>>586152623
>switchU
no this is for essential stuff
I don't even mention sys-clk or mission control, but whoever wants to use them is free to get em

>>586147024
they're releasing game key cards so if later system versions are still hackable somehow then all they need to do is not upload the game until release (like the rudolph game did recently but they didn't even upload the game after its release date) and that'd stop all possible leaks

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>>586155293

Should I buy a switch or a switch 2? Chances of switch 2 reaching the levels of the first one?

I need some clarification if anyone here can help.

I'm debating whether to attempt seedsow lullaby or to continue being a patientfag. While I have all the required hardware for a local save transfer, I have updated the system firmware on my switch 1 through Daybreak but I haven't taken it to stock and connected to nintendo since I originally hacked it. If I take my switch 1 to stock and connect to the internet again would I be good or would It be possible for me to get banned because of the fuse mismatch?

>>586153264
depends if you want to play free old games, or purchased modern games. Switch 2 will never reach levels of the 1, but maybe if you wait a few more months we'll have a speck of something. Also with things as they are today the 30th, you need both a hacked and unbanned switch 1 to even attempt a hax on switch 2
>>586154113
You can update with daybreak no problem as fuse burning happens at the console level, not online. If you have a way to send the pozzed save over right now, go for it. But only if you do not have smilebasic4.

>>586155293
>Switch 2 will never reach levels of the 1, but maybe if you wait a few more months we'll have a speck of something

You don't think piracy on the S2 will ever be possible to the level of the S1 ?

Switch 2 emulator releases:
https://git.eden-emu.dev/Takoroka/eden-nx2/releases

Switch 2 roms:
https://archive.org/details/SW2-dumpster

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>>586134656
personally its actually the worst decision for me but i have a very very unique set of circumstances. your mileage may vary.

>>586156608
They'll have to REDUMP EVERYTHING once proper S2 piracy is a thing, right?

>>586156138
As of right now, it will only maybe become possible on 23.0.1 and below, meaning we will have the grand total of *checks wikipedia* 43 games to play! Probably less as the list includes xeno genesis which will most likely be for a later fw

What kinda homebrew or emulators you guys playing on your Ps5? Was messing around with RE7 on Playden. It's alright for something recently ported.

>>586157163
no? why would they? Unless the games get updates.

>>586152457
>add cal0blank=1 to your hekate_ipl.ini file under emummc entry
>>remove kip1patch=nosigchk (or nosigchk=1) from the hekate_ipl.ini file

What are these? Never did this

>>586159408
it's just to avoid an error you get on boot with the other hekate_ipl.ini file, it's harmless but if you don't want to get that error then do as that says

>still not Switch2Slide

>>586156608
the reviews in the archive are awful
switch 1 spoiled the masses

>>586159356
Those dumps are unencrypted which makes them only really useful for emulators, MIG or a homebrew launcher.
Once we get full piracy on console you generally want clean encrypted rips of the XCI/NSP for preservation.

>>586160129
Piracy has gotten awful in general over last 10 years

so where's the brickachu, or the harrypotter.vpk??

>>586162613
Day 1 of SmileBasicHax

>>586160129
At least they said please rather than screaming about how they can't run it on their potato or telling people that they should steal a physical copy

>>586163536
gib .tik now faget

switch 2 with oot under vending machine wen

Any chance we're gonna get a non-gay, non-torrent upload of the roms? Mega or whatever?

so basically, OoT won't be able to get a dump until after it officially launches? since there's no way to fetch decrypted keys for a title before launch (preload is encrypted)

that means we're not getting consistent early-release dumps like the switch 1 until an actual kernel exploit is found and someone develops CFW or forks s1 atmosphere to s2?

all in all insane progress in just over a week, gonna be crazy to see what it's like over the next 6-12 months. just can't wait for switch 2 games to be dumped early like the switch 1, those were some of the best days in gaming.

>>586166830
if that's gay for you then you don't belong here
>>586167000
correct. If we're lucky we'll be able to dump the cart assuming it doesn't ask for an update and/or ninty hasn't released the next fw

>>586167336
Torrents that take 16 hours or independent file hosting that gives you reasonable speeds and zero liability from ninty

Torrenting is fucking dead and gay for a reason old man (I am 40)

Has it ever happened before that games are only dumpable up to a certain fw until a new exploit comes?

Because in the past, discs and carts could be dumped with the right hardware regardless.

>>586167535
I'm 31, been torrenting since I was 10-11. If you can't find good torrents that's on you.
And yes I know we don't have good ones for sw2 dumps, but come on man this is just happening, give it some time

>>586167535
torrents are still alive after decades because no one likes clicking 5 ass links in a sea of fake links to download at a fluctuating 10mbps and hope the host connection doesn't die midway because jew host blocked downloadmanagers AND vpns AND has a gay ass gb limit

torrents just worked and still just work

>>586168558
please invite me to a game tracker

>>586168518
Obviously being as old as I am, torrenting used to be my go-to. As infrastructure has improved over the years, though, direct file hosting has always been way faster and way more predictably good. Also, no rush, I'm not unreasonable, I was just asking if anyone had anything floating around since the transfer rate on the torrent is around 2mbps.

>>586168558
Yeah, the only reliable form is from private upload groups or stuff here on 4chins. Mega is one click if it's not being farmed by third worlders for pennies. Anything public is going to be run through 3-6 redirects.

>>586169116
most of the dumps gave me good speeds directly downloaded, but yoshi and fast fusion were slow as fuck. Fast fusion in torrent though was fast and I'm just waiting for the torrent to update to get yoshi and the other recently uploaded

>>586169451
Huh. Wonder what the issue is for me, then. If I try a direct download, I get less than a megabit per second, and the torrent was roughly around the same speed (2gbps connection).

>>586169451
I mixed up my words. Yoshi and Fast fusion are done now with the old torrent. I'm not waiting for those it's actually the mario games I'm still missing. I tried direct download of Tennis but it suddenly stopped

>>586167336
>it doesn't ask for an update and/or ninty hasn't released the next fw
the carts are not going to ask for an update above 23.0.1 since the carts are already made with whatever version it needs, and since it's not a game key card it doesn't need to go online to work

someone here has a mkw torrent working? archive.org upload speeds are poor and SW2-dumpster didnt update the torrent file there

so what exactly is the purpose of switch 2 exploit long term?

it seems like a dead end to me, unless one doesn't care about anything past ocarina of time remake

I just want Croc 2 HD nsp before I worry about Switch 2 shit.

>>586169862
ok yes I know buuut I'm sacred it might ask for a simple update (downloading god knows what) like botw cart and others on switch 2.
This is from my personal experience where on launch I downloaded MKW but forgot to get anything else before killing its connection to the internet. I later found out I couldn't play botw, skyrim, torna and others via cart unless I went online, despite them being switch 1 games for old af fw

>>586170463
yeah
unless someone can get keys so we can have up to date emummc, it's rather pointless

If you haven't, update your Sw2 docks for VRR. Only for those that plan to update or have done so already, of course.

>>586170520
yeah, that's because they're switch games that had specific updates released for switch 2 compatibility, that won't be an issue for switch 2 games that aren't key cards (until the switch 3)

>>586170469
isn't it just croc re-released, not HD or anything

>>586173893
There's a remaster out now and a straight 90's port coming soon for some reason.

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>>586156608
>they really thought that Internet Archive would keep the roms up
>after they've deleted other stuff in the past
How cute.

>>586174134
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4198360/Croc_2_Kingdom_of_the_Gobbos/

huh you're right

>>586174228
that's why the latest downloads got canceled I see. At least I managed to get most besides the mario games.
Torrent is still good if anyone got it

where can i get S2 pokopia rom?

>>586174543
share torrent?

>>586175398
only cause you asked nicely
https://litter.catbox.moe/5kn6a1mlfs9vo1q0.torrent
>>586175212
the one available says [exeFS corrupted] so idk if it works but see above

Why bother downloading the games when other people have already datamined them? They aren't playable.

>>586176562
they are, though not on switch 2 itself ironically

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>>586176940 >>586180096

Damn guys, Nintendo's getting fucking serious

>>586176634
Yeah I was pissed about that. I thought I had the weekend to play it and it was already over. Why the fuck did they do that?

>>586176630
Every play through of the emulator I've seen is unplayable.

>>586177087
that's on the emulators still having to adapt, not on the games
it's been less than a week, this shit used to take years, like it's probably the first time ever that a hacked system has its dumped games being playable in an emulator before the actual system

>>586176940
Punishment for the hacks.

Nah, this bug causing games to crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIMFXFx3NTc

>>586177267
Damn it that looks fun as fuck. Sad I missed that.

>>586176059
there was a second archive.org SW-dumpster as opposed to sw-dumpster which was just pokopia dumped correctly

>>586177226
Let me know if the slop manages to make something actually playable then.

>>586177543
fyi the slop is how the thing got hacked in the first place
you will respect vibecoding in this house

so what was /vg/'s favorite claudecoded video game mod in the last 2 months?

I'd have to say Budokai Tenkaichi 3 Tag mod, it's just so sick

is someone trying to un-vibeslop the nodejs clusterfuck exploit?

>>586177658
>exploit can't be ported right away despite existing across switch 1 games because the code is unreadable
>running the exploit is risky as it's buggy as fuck
>can't be bug tested due to the code being unreadable
>the slop emulation looks just as buggy if not worse

I support it in the sense that this is exactly what the tech industry deserves but it's also still very much slop and it's going to take time to get the slop out of it. The fags that are rushing to say LOOK AT WHAT AI CAN DO, IT'S SO FAST are just hyping up the vibe coding more than they should.

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>>586181098 >>586185574

>>586145337
>Indians
*Spics
>You'll stil- Aiiiiiie!
Literally nothing on switch 2 to play. Gaynigga gokuLARD! And fuck Nintendo and Sony and steam and little dominos

>>586178492
claude make this code readable make no mistakes
ez

>>586178619
i unironically tried, as my claude subscription hadn't ended yet, and it just says no on both 5.5 and 4.8 reason [cyber]

>>586176634
Probably more like they forgot about it considering they abandoned air riders the second they dropped it

>>586178492
So make one without using AI, bitchfag

>>586178572
You're mad weird, bro.

>>586178991
https://platform.experientiallabs.ai/
https://refuseless.com/
they both have ablitereted deepseek 4.1 flash and glm 5.3 that are monsters on cyber, if you wanna actually try this you should not even consider claude when you have these

>>586180690
Can you hack consoles in Visual Basic?

We still have no loader to actually play these dumps? Lmao

>>586181693
The emulator in the same post is pretty much perfect already. Just needs optimising.

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>>586182682 >>586186474

I'll borrow my Wii to my sister because she wants the old Just Dance games.

Investigating a bit I saw that Wiimmfi doesn't support any of them, but there's this project called DanceParty Legacy that brings back online to most of them, even in other consoles, which sounds cool that there's also a community for these less "gamer" games. Have any of you by any chance have tried this shit? sounds easy to setup but I want to know more about it

>>586182462
it also mentions WiiMart to bring back in-game store functionality but I also haven't tried that app

my cousin is so based. he went out and got a second ps5 just to hack it and dump all his ps4 and ps5 games. boutta take an ssd over and yoink all that shit in a few days

>>586177492
link?

>>586178572
BASED dabposter

>>586181362
u sure about that?
>Will it still refuse anything?
>Sometimes. Abliteration lowers refusals, it does not promise zero. Our terms also forbid some uses, such as attacking systems you do not own or are not allowed to test. You decide what your own application accepts.

>>586182462
>borrow
You mean lend.
Your sister would be the one borrowing.
Greetings from America.

>>586186474
lol you triggered a memory. I recall moving to mexico during elementary school and I taught a friend exactly this for a poem he was writing. He refused to use lend and kept using borrowed like that lmao

they're now here but the new ones are not uploaded yet
sw-2-dumpster_202610

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>>586189301 >>586198758 >>586209573

lol I was searching for latest switch 2 uploads and came across this imagine if it was real

>>586188881
this is just fortnite

All I've ever wanted from Switch hacking was playable GameCube games. Has any real progress been made on that, or do I just settle for using my laptop?

>>586190504
Try it
https://github.com/NaGaa95/dolphin-nx/releases

>>586190715
I'll try it out

>>586144717
im asking honestly, is there any hope for me if i currently do not have a switch 2 and the soonest possible time i can get one is in at least a quarter of a year

>>586192926
Yes, of course. Nothing is permanent at the moment.

>>586193014
>Yes, of course. Nothing is permanent at the moment.
by the time comes when i actually have a switch 2 i doubt we will still be on fw 23.0.1

>>586193181
Just buy one now. Pay in instalments if you're that poor.

>>586193676
Don't fall for the debt meme. Don't do it anon.

>>586192926
Honestly just play em on your phone. Switch 1 can handle some gamecube but I dont see why anyone would take time to do it now that Switch 2 can handle it pretty well. You can get a modded wii or wiiu, or cheap android/iphone for $100 and just use those.

Has Phantom Zero Blade for PS5 been uploaded anywhere yet? My private torrent sites I use don't seem to have it. The PC version seems to only be HV and I don't trust that.

>>586188881
>Green M&M, Toon Green M&M, and Young Green M&M

i forgot to download bananza...

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>>586207017 >>586243735

This is why I love the modding community. They actually do what these retarded corporate devs won't. Some redditor figured out how to extract each KH game and repack them into proper a NSP format so you can install them normally without dumping shit into your atmosphere folder. You don't have to install a massive 60gb just to play KH1 and KH2 anymore. This is how it fucking should have been from the start. How retarded can SE be to fucked up Switch port twice? First they pull that cloud version shit and then when they finally drop native ports they cram the whole collection together when it's completely unnecessary. Every game has its own save ID and can launch without a main menu hub anyway, which just proves it. What the fuck makes them think anyone wants to waste space downloading 60gb for PS2 games? It blows my mind how utterly incompetent they are.

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>lil bro just got me a 7-month-late birthday present of a 512GB microSD express card
awwww thank you bro

Anyway, adding my experience to the pile: I'd already done the SD update my transferring images on an exfat card. I didn't get prompted for another update, the express card just werks.

>>586144717
Let's add this to the OP
https://wowilookgood.github.io/switch2-modding-guide/

>NXbrew posting MKWorld
Hope bro prays for his site tonight

>>586206276
How is Resonance in the switch 1?

>>586207017
It's fine I've already reached the final dungeon. The only issue is that the FMV attacks in battle tend to stutter visually but it never really bothered me.

How do I connect my Switch 2 to the internet with 90DNS active on the router?

1.8 TRILLION dollars got wiped out from the US stock market today, but there's definitely no AI bubble or anything.

>>586206883
Fine I'll download it. But I don't know why I'm bothering when it runs like shit.

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>>586209851

>>586208328
Here's what that looks like with context

Is there a point to clearing the supernag if I've already got SB4 and the seedsow demo?

>>586208328
That still isn't big enough for a pop though. Unironically. That's how bad the bubble is. Monday will be worse. Expect the orange retard to going mental over the weekend. It's funny this is happening right during midterms lmao.

why is Pokopia_v2.0.1a.zip erroring when I try to download it from the rom dump? is it over....????

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>>586188881
>green m&m with the sexy boots
oh yeah that's the stuff

>>586209226
(cont) I found a torrent from the other archive org for pokopia_dump_v2-0-1.7z I pray it works

>>586208980
Is that supposed to prove anything? Intel is having one of it's worst drop offs in the company's history right now. Closing your eyes, plugging your ears, and pretending nothing is happening is retarded, dude.

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>>586219928 >>586252760

>>586209851
They're just heading back to where they should be without the AI hype inflation.

>>586208136
set the primary DNS to 8.8.8.8
then don't forget to set it back to the 90DNS IP or your router's IP
>>586209142
how do you have nag if you had to update to get the games?
>>586209226
>>586209617
yeh first site is ded

>>586214989
>set the primary DNS to 8.8.8.8
I did this and got a successful connection, then when I set it back to automatic DNS, the internet connection turns off again.
I don't understand networking mumble jumbo, so I have no idea how to keep it connected to my OpenWRT router that does have 90DNS on it.

>PS5 emulated on PC
>PS4 emulated in Roblox
>PS5 hacked to play Switch 2 games
>GameCube games on Switch 1
>Switch 2 in general these past two weeks
What the hell is going in the hacking/homebrew scene
I thought these sorts of progress were impossible

>>586219000
It uses the tool that everybody, especially trannies, hate. Their go-to insult is to call you a jeet for even considering it.

>>586186474
yeah I thought for a moment if it was correct, I don't know why I thought "lend" is more like, for money or something. In my defense English is so flexible that it doesn't make sense a lot of times

>>586210451
AI isn't actually making any money so where they should be is bankrupt.

>>586181098
Ps5 has shit. What does s2 has? Dragon quest builders without the combat? Where da games?

>>586219169
>Trannies hate ai
>Depsite grooming kids with shitted on patreon
Bruh
>Jeets
Are the best ai sloppers and use it with skill. The only others that compares are slavs. Kassidy's, Juan's, and Jamals btFURAKo

>>586219928
They should make money soon so I can use gemini free again.

>>586221503
>Free gemini
Lolz. Verizon is offering 3 months free gemini as part of their ai training program and SIX months if you buy a phone plan with some rando chink phone tcl

Honestly yeah, they did actually release the exploit too soon, knowing that they would pull and fix it in a later firmware. They fucked up one path, and you don't get paths often. We risk not being able to dump future games. Is MKW, Bonanza and Pokopia only truly enough, with way too many years still to go?

>>586221503
>trannies hate AI
Most people hate it. I hate it too, that's why I'm pleased to see it used to hack and compromise the tech industry despite their "fail safes" to keep AI from being used for things like this. Just recently hackers used AI to hack binance (billions lost) and polymarket (millions lost) all in one day no less than a couple days ago. And it's only going to escalate from here.

>>586222698
They're gonna ban AI coding
>b-b-but you can't enforce it on other countries
Yes you can. Bomb threats.
>b-b-but how can you ban my local model???
Local models suck and even then they require a fuckton of hardware, the value proposition and economical incentive won't be there.

It's very funny to see Private Equity's money used like this. Making no profit and only destroying value of other companies, stealing, or doing humanity a big favor by solving hard problems with no economical return. It's not gonna last.

>>586223102
>Yes you can. Bomb threats.
US used up all their bombs in Iran lmao.

>>586218585
if the wifi it's connected to comes from the openWRT router, automatic means it's getting the DNS IP from it, which is blanked by 90DNS, meaning you're fine

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>>586219000
for sony i guess getting rid of the BD disc and people finding out what PS+ revenue did to the brand brought the whole scene together,these fuck ups and digital kikery were enough to hardline their efforts

>>586222568
that was the point thefag0 made but they called them a fag for that

Well, ages later I got MKW's PC build running on my PC and it runs and looks like shit. Why were you guys in such a hurry to download and upload this? Nintendo is going to go scorched earth on the uploaders for buggy slop.

are any rom dumps being uploaded beside 1st party nx2 games? i cant find orbitals anywhere

>>586208328
>>586209176
fuck yea cheap memory in time for Black Friday

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>>586228225 >>586244229 >>586249130

switch 2 on switch 1

>>586226525
>Already at 2 fps
Only 28 more to go.

Does the pokopia dump run any better than MKW? If not I'm not going to bother downloading any of these for a while.

>>586228316
idk if it has improved sicne but the only 2 videos I've seen of it are of the game running with missing or broken textures

>>586188548
this is only demos

lmao, i knew this would be the state of switch 2 dumping scene

no one got money willing to dump shit, hillarious

did the switch 2 vibeexploit scene run out of tokens and stagnate already?
or are they unfucking the codebase first?

>>586231897
You get glitchy emulators running at 10 fps instead.

>>586235312
so everything is dead already then?
what a waste of leaking exploit this early then

>>586235395
I mean, I downloaded it and it ran on my PC. It was just terrible quality and was glitchy as fuck. Some people are getting better results using later builds of the emulator and having better PCs. Someone claimed they got 60fps but I really doubt it.

>>586236213
i dont care about emulators, thats poorfag copeshit, i meant the actual switch 2 exploit

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Claude wtf this is a mistake I told you not to make any

>new vegas being ported to the switch
we are so back

>>586206276
it's the same on PC, the collection literally has a separate .exe for each game in its folder

>>586226525
Looks fake

>>586222698
>Most people hate it
no they don't lmao

>>586243687
new vegas and fallout 3 are getting official remasters like oblivion got.

and oblivion remaster is officially coming to switch 2

>>586214989
>how do you have nag if you had to update to get the games?
Because I'm using 90dns

>>586244229
https://x.com/__alula/status/2116376380237586627

Another person trying to make switch 2 exploits bites the dust
>Pimped Out Scotty Kilmer
>I can no longer post development updates everyone I have been barred from doing so from admins sorry for everyone I have excited my exploit is proof of concept aswell so. If i have given anyone hopes I am sorry!

>>586244391
I can see how you'd say that since you're a basement dwelling loser that only gets his information on 4chan, but if you actually went outside and talked to a normal person, you'd know most people hate AI.

>>586248052
i actually work for a living so no, most people definitively don't hate ai tools

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>>586249318 >>586249323

I was looking at the guides and found nothing, I remember there was something like certain models and bundles you could buy of the 3DS and the Wiiu that were safe to buy for hacking, is there something like this for the Switch 1? Some safe bundle or something?

>>586226525
Reminds me of playing N3DS games on O3DS

>>586248905
It'd have to be nearly decade old stuff like BOTW or Odyssey, no? Doesn't seem worth the hassle to look for, even with the rise of Switch 2 hacking.

>>586248905
you need to find a switch with a serial from 2017/early 2018

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>>586249457 >>586249481

>>586249323
>>586249318
So that means I'm shit out of luck buying a switch 1 today? Just have to buy it and wait until someone discovers a new hack?

>>586249415
installing a modchip achieves the same result in any switch model that isn't the original batch

>>586249415
You missed the Switch train a decade ago. Invest in the Switch 2 future

you know oot remake could leak and be launched on pc

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>>586250631 >>586250719

Even the corpo cocksuckers are catching strays kek

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>>586250264
LMFAOOOOOO

>>586250264
that's funny

how long does it take switch carts to be manufactured? oot likely finished production now?

>>586250934
The game is out in 5 days broski. Those carts were made and being shipped out early October.

>>586251431
fuck me in the ass i thought it was releasing on the same day as gta6 this whole time kek

>>586251820
Yeah it comes out on the 5th of November. The game has been done for a while now and so has production.

>>586251820
GTA is the bigger question mark since there's no discs they can technically dvelop it for longer, but even digital games need certification to be released so they must have surely finished testing/production by now.
Excluding the Day 1 patch.

>>586252208
OoT recomp/emu is just an appetizer for GTA6. I bet Anthropic will be watching closely and pushing updates to block that kind of work from happening.

Why is the Intel CEO praying on Twitter?

>>586252446
Idiots who invested in Intel less than 6 months ago want his blood
>>586210451

>>586252760
imagine ever spending money for anything
couldn't be me

PS4 14.00 hax is out if anyone gives a shit

>>586253205
I still only have a PS4 and Switch right now so I guess I'll check it out

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>>586255394

>>586250934

>>586255183
Back in my day we'd be playing this in /zlg/ - Zelda Leak General right now.

>>586255394
Remember when TOTK leaked? Remember the guy trying to sneak his Wii U into E3 to dump the game?

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>>586260406 >>586273734

>>586255667

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>>586256785

>>586255394
post da tik

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>>586303217

>>586208328
Even if the AI bubble pops, AI itself won't just vanish like the coping luddite snailcaits think.
If anything, it'll just make local AI develop to become better and easier to run locally.

>>586256351
Here you go, ratto *unzips tik*

>>586255394
November 7–8, 2016 /vp/ threads was glorious.

how do I softmod my switch lite guys?

>Pikmin Direct out of nowhere
Huh?

>>586259841
You don't.

>>586256321
this made me hate Aussies for like a solid 5 years

>>586260185
There was legit nothing shown outside of Miyamoto saying he's producing more Pikmin shorts and information about the Switch 2 Edition of Pikmin 4 that we already knew about. Don't watch it.

>>586260534
Oh yeah, and this is apparently a yearly thing they're doing now I guess???

>>586260534
Too late, I am Pikmin pilled now

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>>586263115 >>586263753

Alright wtf is going on with the Switch 1, I was frozen in time for a few months and apparently now sigpatches don't work anymore? What's the next method? Do the latest games even require the latest firmware anyway?

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>>586260534
konnichiwa, Miyamoto dess
stop hacking the switch 2 right now

>>586262753
Delete your SD card and do the guide
>>586152457

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>>586264758

>got a 128gb SD Express card because I forgot that the S2 has 256gb memory
Fuck, I guess I'll have to buy a larger one if emunand becomes a thing.

>>586262753
there's syspatch now, more info in the faq in op

>>586263658
>emunand
Keep dreaming

>>586264758
Kernel WILL happen.

>>586264758
Here we go again. I'll point you to >>585950165 and >>585950363

>>586266492
You don't even need kernel for emummc.

>>586270170
I need the kernel's original recipe chicken

PS5 anons, my PS5 keeps crashing after 5 minutes of putting the jailbreak, this happens 9 out of 10 times, did I screw something with the kernel by trying out different exploits or is the jailbreak THAT unstable?

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>>586256321
Goddamn, this feels like a lifetime ago. I've had two kids since this happened. And here we are again, waiting on the Ocarina remake.

>>586273630
Hahaha btfo!! Buy Switch 2 and Mario Kart World and ask for forgiveness

>>586189301
smash third party collabs existed way before fortnite

>>586228225
Wow you're so shit at math, it needs 58 more

can you imagine playing oot remake on the ps5 sometime in the future

>>586276575
>imagine if the ps5 had games
I dream about that every night

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Persona 1 Remake annoucement leaked

>>586247642
I'd recommend you clean it by connecting
>turn airplane mode on and then off to disconnect
>set primary dns on your connection to 8.8.8.8
>open news or eshop or whatever to clear nag
>airplane on and off to disconnect
>edit connection to set your 90DNS IP
>Save settings but don't connect
>Turn on airplane mode forever
>IMPORTANT: don't attempt to connect to online/news/whatever
This will leave the console with it's last connection successful, nag cleared and it not knowing there's a connection error or potential update

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>>586279686

>DON'T UPDATE YOUR SWITCH 2 AAIIIEEEEEE
>just update your switch 2... sigh... who cares...
>NVM DON'T UPDATE YOUR SWITCH 2 AAAAAAHHHHHH
>nvm just update your switch 2... if u even care...
Can these retards get an actual exploit chain working before making a definitive statement? Do they really have to e-beg for attention every microsecond of their lives?

>>586276058
no shit, but smash sure as hell isn't getting clifford, pepe the frog, bluey and chimera kermit while fortnite likely will eventually

>>586279420
i fucking knew it, the artemis engine path was a dud

tranny piece of shit making so many people believe there was something to use in the first place

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>>586281293

Soo about the NS2 roms, are there any safe discord or site that is totally not a malware?

>>586280912
internet archive should be safe, if their links are still up in there. NXbrew also started putting them up
in any case i would wait a bit still, none of them can be run on an actual switch 2 and emulators still play them with lots of glitches (though they're getting better fast)

anyone got a fire emblem fortunes weave rom?

>>586177267
What the hell is even that?

>>586270170
don't you need an even harder to get exploit for emummc (bootrom exploit)? correct me if im wrong but last time we had a chain of escalated exploits going that lead us to CFW was on the 3DS and Wii U right?

>>586279686
We know MenuHax is coming so don't worry too much. Just don't update to 24.0 like a retard.

>>586289415
The event upped the drop rate of items but to a level too high for the game to even calculate what was going on, hence the 0fps lag spikes that caused some consoles to crash.

Pokopia ported to Switch 1 seems to run well if you don't mind the 500p 30fps hit.

>>586294318
Link?

>>586219000
dont forget gears of war 2 on switch

>>586292446
Thanks. Ive never played the game but that explains whats happening very well and I understand now

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How the fuck can I play Pirated Pokopia on my Switch 1 but I can't play it on my Switch 2, Atmosphere 2 fucking when?

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>>586300958 >>586314050

HAPPENING!!

Link to download pokopia that isn't a 30mb setup virus?

>>586299123
Grabbed the game either way since it's free.

>>586300958
What's the game?

>>586301760
Drift Legends 2

https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295
https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295
https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295

DRIFT LEGENDS 2 WEBKIT EXPLOIT FOUND DOWNLOAD IT NOW
(webkit exploits working will be temporary due to supernag mechanic)

>>586256508
>LocalTroon
>Ever being better than claude, copilot, gpt, or novel if you like porn
Kwab. You poorfags always cope with your toxocats. Once gemini becomes free again, people won't pretend to care about local

>>586302909
This is just another entry point for the same fs exploit that smilebasic does right? I'm just checking if it's anything new.

>>586303746
Yes and it's inferior cos webkit

>>586304117
>it's le inferior because-
ok retard

kernel when

Apparently you get banned basically instantly for using the new PS4 hack.
Only because you still have PSN access, of course.

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If my Switch 2 doesn't have SmileBasic but I have access to an account that does, could I just log into that account and download it to my Switch 2 even though that game is delisted?

>>586304229
Does webkit mean something like RXTools was for the 3DS?

>>586304117
>>586304229
it's inferior because supernag kicks in after 24 hours or less on newer FW meaning you can't access the captive portal or any web browser due to not being able to hit the bvc endpoint

>>586305081
It means webkit entry point. Like the webkit entry point on 3DS.

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>>586303217
>Google
>who's losing money on AI like every other big AI company
>making Gemini "free again"
Unless you're talking about Gemma, see picrel

>>586302909
>>586299123
jfc, you retards know you don't need *any* game to open the captive portal, right?
There're also so many public webkit bugs you can unironically ask claude to write an exploit for you and it will work on 23.0.1
I knew AI was gonna turn everyone into drooling retards but i honestly hoped it would take a bit longer then this

Explain to my monkey brain when I'm supposed to buy a Switch 2 and put pirate games on it.