https://x.com/azoxrage/status/2115564609411440807
You thirdie newfags realize there in an emulator general on /vg/, right?
>>750544402fake
@NINTENDO@FBI@CIA@WHITEHOUSEDO SOMETHING
not installing your malware Rakesh
Looks choppy as shitBravo, AIjeets
no..... NO.... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750544438
>>750544467>UHMMM WHY ISN'T THE EARLY EMULATOR RUNNING AT 4K 120FPS ALREADY?????damn nigga calm down, this shit just started
Will we be able to stop glazing this mediocre game once it's no longer exclusive?
>>750544402THIS IS AI-GENERATED IT'S NOT A REAL VIDEO DON'T FALL FOR IT
May you get caught.
>>750544402>Nintendo went ham on Yuzu/Ruyjinx and it's emulator forks because the HW of NS2 closely resembles NS1Well fuck me, and here i thought that was complete bullshit but nintendo really are taking their cattle fanbase for a ride with their overpriced sequel of a fisher price toy tablet
This is awesome
Dude, how is this possible? Where did this emulator come from? How is it already made? AI is this fucking good?
>>750544557>mediocrelol cope
>>750544637its a yuzu fork
>>750544643Apparently not.
PCGods just keep winning.
>>750544402ermmhow can you play it on a pc emulator if you can't dump the game in the first place
>>750544730The games can be dumped though
>>750544730Have you been living under a rock anon?
>>750544730>xhe doesn't know
>>750544730It's on archive.org
>>750544467Weren't we only at 0.2fps on mario kart world four days ago?
I'm glad I bought SmileBASIC, now I can dump my copy of the game in order to play this recompilation (otherwise it is simply not possible)
>>750544730SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S REAL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IT'S FUCKING REAL OKAY NOW HEAD OVER TO MY TWITTER AND GIVE ME LIKES NOW!
>>750544402I can't accept this.This is wrong.They can't do that.
>>750544402>Switch 2 only game running on Switch 1 emulator>Can I see the code?>No
>>750544884They're basically the same console
>>750544402>EdenIsnt that Switch 1 Emulator ??
>>750544402Great job, I beat this a year ago, pajeet. Enjoy your fake version of the game
>>750544750my I see them?
I saw someone here last week saying that this was impossible and not happening for the next 5 years.
>>750544957>>750500191
The japanese version of KOTOR is exclusive to the Switch 1. What japanese kino does Switch 2 have?
>>750544402FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE WE LOVE NINTENDO HERE BROWN JEWS PIRATING AMAZING NINTENDO GAMES DESERVE TO DIE
>>750544956>Enjoy your free version of the gameThank you tendie bro i will
Eric won so much holy shitTendies absolutely raped and gaped
>>750544962Beware, there are luddites even in this thread.
Why are they bothering with emulators? Why not just make it run natively? Are they behind the times?
>>750544962That was before AI got really good towards the end of 2025.
>>750544962That's AI for you.And people, the datamine is REAL, because I literally have Pauline from the game, right here.With that said, the piracy and emulation of the Switch 2 games themselves is WRONG.
>>750544956>fake version>actually the definitive version of the game
>>750544946The PS4 and PS5 are also the same console, but you don't see Demon Souls running on ShadPS4 that's just retarded.
>>750545017Splatoon Raiders is the only thing that comes to mind.
>YESSSS MY $3500 PC CAN EMULATE A $450 TABLET AT A CRISP 10 FPS>TENDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>750544962Here is a picture of that someone. Very sad.
>>750545351cope
This is unbelievable.
>>750545209Dolphin started as a Gamecube emulator and then supported the Wii too, this is nothing new
>>750544962Macaco poster is having a really, really bad week. Please understand.
When Nintendo started going after the Switch emulators and pussyfooting around Switch 2 I was literally arguing with some anon on here that it was only because they knew those emulators would be the basis of Switch 2 emulation. And I got gaslit and told I was insane. Well who's fucking right in the end huh? God I hope AI invents time travel too so I can link this shit and BTFO that clown.>Nintendo takes unusually long time announcing Switch 2>out of nowhere goes on crusade against Switch emulation despite end of life cycleIt's literally basic reasoning. It didn't take a genius to see what the fucking issue was. I WAS RIGHT
>>750545473Gamecube and Wii used the same architecture. Switch 2 and PS5 use different GPU architecture to their predecessors.
So did Nintendo go death con 3 on emulators last year because they knew switch 2 syscalls were basically identical to switch 1 and emulators would basically just work?
>>750545505you sound insanethe other guy was 100% right
>>750545356SAD!
give it to me straight, am I playing OOT remake in 4k this year?
>>750544606And may Nintendo have their way with you.
>>750545505The correct grudgeposting process is to hunt down their posts on the archive and link them here
>literal who account that didn't post anything relevant in 2 years suddenly post about having a sw2 emulator>>750545578if you have a switch 2, yes, this nov 5
>gamers are single handedly going to get AI banned off the world stage because companies are going to realize the millions of dollars they'll be losing soonBased kek
>>750545578day-one
>>750545578No. Q2 2027 is pretty realistic though.
>>750544730how can you even dump the games if you can't jailbreak the console lol
>>750545473Holy retard
>>750545526I thought it was just a successor. I don't think they reinvent the wheel between generations. That'd be stupid. That would explain why the graphics is already mostly there, but not quite.
>>750545209That's because shadPS4 explicitly doesn't allow PS5 support to be added. Meanwhile KytyPS5 and AnyPS5 can run PS4 games - and no, that's not through any backwards compatibility mode.
>WE DUMPED THE GAMES LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME>can I have a link?>No>WE HAVE A WORKING EMULATOR LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME>Can I have a link?>No
>>750544402
>>750545526Looks like it's not that different. They both are ARM with an Nvidia GPU, the underlying low-level concepts probably are really similar. There's a reason Nintendo tried to take down every emulator.
>>750545743archive org/download/SW2-dumpster
>>750545581you just KNOW he thought he was alpha as fuck when he said thatNintendo CHADS are just BASED like that
>>750545786thanks, sending it to nintendo
>>750545743>he doesn't know
>>750545804faggot
>>750545818I do know, though. I know it's all fake bullshit because nobody shows their work.
>thanks, sending it to nintendo
>>750544632it fun.
>>750545351U mad bro?
Hating Nintendo is brown coded.There. I said it.
>>750544451REMEMBERTHE HONEYPOT CANNOT BE ERASED.
>>750545872Why would they? They don't want nintendo ninjas on their asses. You could probably ask claude to build you an emulator and because they all use it the files are already there.
>>750545920I have a switch 2, why would I be mad? I'm just laughing at PCfags.
>>750544758Explain yourself
Why Emulate Switch and Switch 2? For Japanese of courseLearning japanese on an ACTUAL switch is very difficult. Emulation makes it very easy.Debate me.
>>750544402SAY IT WITH ME, $500+80+TIP+TAXES BETA TEST.
>>750546023Switch2 xploit released last week allow to dump games and shit nigga
>>750545614>single-handedlyIt's the most visible use case for us, but people are also using it to create free clones of shit like Adobe's software suite and Microsoft Office. The entire fucking software industry is being upended and there's nothing they can do about it, kek.
>>750545614I hope so, giving jeets access to AI was such a fucking mistake. Just ban that shit and only allow companies to use it.
>>750546094>WE GOT ROMS DUMPED LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME>can I see?>No
>>750545419>>750544643lol arrest
>>750546203>>can I see?-> >>750545786
>>750546150>only allow corporate overlords to access the god machineyeah great idea
>>750545614You understand they're just gonna restrict the everyday man's access to it and let rich fags and corpos use it willy nilly right?"We" will be losing power but "They" won'tCorpos at the top of big ass studios will be using AI to decomp and fuck over smaller businesses while they get nothing in return
Anyone got a dump?
>>750546203Are you blind nigga? Already posted ITT
>>750545614More like gamers are going to give themselves the most restrictive protections because fags can’t help but pirate everything, so enjoy always online on every single game
>>750546261Blame jeets
if this is playable how come there is no dumps anywhere to be found?
>>750546150>JUST FUCK US OVER AND LET OUR RICH DADIES USE ITmost jewish post ITT
Thanks for beta testing tendies
>>750546247>>750546280>Bananza's filesize is smaller than a server test demo(X)
>>750546261That was always the plan, no refunds rajash.
obsessed snoy
>>750546309https://archive.org/download/SW2-dumpster
>>750546304>>750546350I think your (justified) hatred for jeetoids is blinding you
>>750546371>archive stalkingrent free snowflake
>>750546309it's not playable, unless you consider tons of graphical bugs playableyou can dump from your own console, but these builds are private so they must be sharing everything on some discord circlejerk
>>750546371>it's da snoooooys i'm totally not the eric spammer btw
>>750546347>Download size 9.0 GBhttps://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Nintendo-Switch-2-games/Donkey-Kong-Bananza-2785804.html#gameDetails
>>750546439>"stalking">it's literally just a button you can click on any postkeklmaocope, snoy
>>750546512that just makes it even more suspicious that the "rom dump" is almost twice the size of the game download
>>750544467That's just how Bananza runs.
This game is an abomination and a disgrace to the DK series. It is insultingly shallow and infantile. Did people really pretend to like it a year ago because "muh console wars and brand loyalty"?
>>750546547Go ask chatgpt what file compression is.
>>750546547Because an installed game isn't the same size as the download you dumb baboon
>>750546604file compression is snoy propaganda
>>750546579You have like 15 years straight of tendies pretending 4/10 games are great since Wii and this is the one that clues you in? Really?
>>750546527>still archive stalking>still livin' rent freekekypowarrest, snowflake
>>750546579Yeah, take it from someone that bought it because what else was there to buy on the system, the game is for toddlers.
Thanks nintendo
>It's another rerun of the "vibe coded video made for twitter likes and reddit updoots" show that links to a cryptominer
>>750544402No fucking way that's legit, that's actually nuts.We went from Switch 2 being uncrackable to potential recomps within days lmao.
>>750546760YOUR WERCOME WHITTU PIGGU
>>750544467>See? It's only running at 95% full speed a week after the console got hacked. Nobody cares.>Come on sockhead, let's go make a real emulator that barely boots after 2 years and put it behind patreon.
Why do you think tendies are seething more, because their friends won’t make money off of pirated sales, or because people are gonna be able to tell that the switch 2 library is full of $70 shovelware tier games?
>>750546841Eddy wouldn't say that doeHe'd be all for using AI to scam money out of people
>>750546841Anon stop fucking lying you snoy. It’s only been 6 days. It hasn’t even been a full week of tendies being cucked to death yet.
>>750546560Bullshit, it doesn’t look anything like that on real hardware
>>750544632literally everyone with half a brain knew that was nintendo's plan from day one.if the devs were still around, they would have cracked the system in a couple months, killing most of the system's early sales. now, at 1 year after release and with all the sales they could have, THEORETICALLY, they wont go so hard against the eden guys... unless they do something stupid.
>>750544467Yes, cause it will obviously never get any better. Fucking retard.
>>750546917Stfu, eric.
NINTENDO DO SOMETHING
>>750544402I'm glad this game is the first to go just so fucking faggots stop pretending it was any good and any criticism was sour grapes. awful tech demo they boldly thought they could sell at seventy fucking dollars
>>750544402interesting, I thought people were saying the sitch 2 would take ages to make an emulator for
>>750546851The former. Deep down they know the latter is true because they spend more time jerking off over sales figures in famitsu than discussing their supposedly amazing games
>>750547020There’s a reason the game stopped selling u like odyssey. Shit fucking sucked and then two months after release tendies started defending releasing cut content dlc two months after a games release. Just recently they started defending month one dlc with Dindu emblem.
>>750544467People sometimes forget what things used to be likepic rel is Yuzu 9 months after the first Switch 1 game dump
>>750547126AI has accelerated the entire development process, from months to just weeks
>>750547020STFU, PEDO SCUM ERIC.
>>750547191We really are E=MC^2+AI.
>>750547254what
>>750547126This is based and sovlful though
>>750547106Nintendo is the absolute worst with carved content. The postgame of the next 3D Mario will be $20 that comes out a month after the game.
>>750545209Kyty started as a PS4 emulator. The only reason ShadPS4 isn't doing PS5 is that devs don't want it to.
>>750547191eric's in your walls and pisses in your cereal while you're asleep
eric stole my girlfriend
>>750546261>pirates your ai with workaroundsNever under estimate the power of gooners using ai as a gf for erp
>>750547357Eric poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses
>>750545505Anyone with a brain realized that. It's literally just another Tegra. The OS is the fucking same. NVN2 is also the same shit as NVN, just with some extra Ampere features. We knew that since the Nvidia leak.Why would they go after emulators that have been around for 7 fucking years? When the Switch was on its way out?
>>750545996>he bought it when he could have just waited a few months and got it for freelol kwab
>>750547187AI can't improve the federal system.
Who the fuck is Eric
>>750545996>he bought an underpowered console and gets to watch as pcGODS play xis "exclusives" at 240 FPS for free
>>750546947Nintendo wants to live in a world in which it's still the 1990s. They don't want to have to deal with the problems that every major tech company has to deal with: emulation, AI(LLMs), competition from Steam/PC, and the general shift in gaming culture where players have greater control over how they play games. Don't like how game X plays? Just mod it. Every other studio has to deal with this except Nintendo, until recently.Don't want to sell your game on PC? Then don't be surprised when it ends up cracked and playable for free - Bloodborne, GTA, Switch 1, and now Switch 2. Even Rockstar knows they can't lock GTA to console for 2 years like they did with GTA 5.
>>750545923Loving Nintendo is child codedSimping for billionaire megacorps is cuck coded
>>750544957no
>>750547597there's a schizo that calls anyone who says anything slightly negative about nintendo "eric"
>>750547287It's a reference to some image that gets posted here. Some guy was saying schizobabble and said AI was like Einstein's equation E=MC^2 but with the addition of AI it becomes E=MC^2+AI.Perchance.
>>750547126Fucking insane
>>750547597Some tendie's rapist
>>750546841Luddites btfo
>>750547650>tendies getting dunked on by aquajeetI would actually just kill myself if I reached that point.
>>750547597Tendie made up boogeyman, all problems, ANY problems the tendie may or may not have suffered is due to Eric.
Eric won so f*cking hard
>>750544402>my first switch 2 is arriving TODAY>THIS gets postedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
get FUCKED tendies
>>750547681yeah and isn't the response to it another jeet going "what"?
>>750547726>shit on eric every single day for over a decade>get absolutely btfo by himJust desserts, honestly.
Today we are all Eric.
THEY CANT USE THE FAKE COPE ANYMORETHIS IS THE REALITY TENDIS, YOU STUPID FUCKS WASTED $500 AND $80 PER GAME WHILE US PCCHADS ARE GOING TO GET IT FOR FREE IN DAYSNOT YEARSNOT MONTHSNOT WEEKSDAYS!!!
Guys, it’s me. I’m Eric.
How the fuck did it actually ended up being... TWO WEEKS?!?!?!
>>750544632Everyone who knows shit about hardware knew that after leaks its using Tegra again. Switch 2 is literally what they did with Gamecube->Wii hardware wise and it seems that OS is insanely similar too.
>>750545742>silky smooth 36fps
>>750547895Never underestimate the power of horny chads who want to look at Frye's ass
>>750547736>buying a switch after the price hikeWhy would you do this?
>>750547935she looks like a starved somalian child
>>750547895Two more wee-ACK
>>750547935
>>750547919That's AnyPS5 which has been in development for a whopping 2 months (and has only been open to outside contributions for 1 of those months).
>>750547803It was. I wondered if you were making that reference, but these days you just never know. My bad.
Good riddance.I wanted either a home console or a real handheld, not another tablet abomination. Nintendo can go fuck themselves as I play their shit on PC.
To think I wanted to buy a Zelda Switch 2. They were immediately sold out to scalpers, but now I can play on my PeeCee instead!
>>750548043bloody basterd! i fuck your grandmother. bloody benchod bitch blooddy.ok rape u tomorrow
>>750547895AI is just that good now. I'm surprised they haven't nerfed it yet.
>>750544402Tendies? Holocaust.
>>750547837kill yourself Eric
>Was really excited for the Switch 2 pre launch>They reveal the price is $500, that's very steep but considering the exclusives I would enjoy for a good decade I wouldn't mind it>But then they announce that their games, that cost 1/3rd of the budget of an average Sony title, would be shooting up in price to $80>Say fuck that and boycott the Switch 2>Figure I will have to wait at least 3 or so years to be able to play games like Bananza at 30fps on the inevitable emulator >Sad but I refuse to support a company that greedy>More games get announced that I would love to play like OoT and Metroid >Tell myself to be patient and wait >A year later, Switch 2 gets hacked and now everything will be playable day 1 at 60fps The invaluable reward of Patience.
>>750547990Hmmmmmmm?
>>750547446HE DID?
>>750545614>world economy completely dependent on legacy software companies>world economy also completely dependent on AI bubbleSomething will have to give, and it won't be AI
>>750547813>waste years of your life giving negative karma to Sony/ziony>the negative karma rolls back so hard it rapes and gapes your friends instead Post yfw you’re thanking nintendo’s most pious soldier for the speedy emulation progress.
>>750548127Nah, I'm goodI'm too busy enjoying these Switch 2 recomps on my PC
I bought my Switch 2 for Duskbloods so I can play that online still and then play everything else on PC. Feels good, tendies can go suck one. They're back in the cuckshed for the next 6 years as everyone plays their $80 games for free.
>>750545494Is that the same poster as the Eric and karma spammer?
>>750548261I would say based but buying a $500 console for game is still cringe
>>750548106What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>750548164>But then they announce that their games, that cost 1/3rd of the budget of an average Sony title, would be shooting up in price to $80Seeing tendies defend this was such an eye opener. >nintendo is doing well because they make their games on a budget>okay, so why are they charging $80 for them?>shut the fuck up snoyricKarma is real fellas.
Uh oh
>>750548164>Bananza>More games get announced that I would love to play like OoT and MetroidAnon, you have a taste problem. Consider reevaluating the things you look for in a video game.
>>750548289Fraid so. Macaco poster is the karma spammer pictuNot sure about him spamming Eric. He even tried to make a new catchphrase last week but it fizzled out quickly because the switch 2 was gaped pretty fast.
>>750548363Sorry Tendi, are you angry that I get to play the first DK 3D Platformer in 25 years for free?Or a remake of one of the best games ever made for free?Or another entry in an amazing 2D Action Platformer for...FREE?
>>750548408>>750548289Pictured here >>750548229
>>750548342I grabbed it for $450 with MKW on a deal, figured it'd only go up in price and it did. But I also didn't expect it to be emulated THIS early.
I don't feel like playing Bananza, not even for free.:(
>>750548359The breaking point for me was them trying to sell BotW on S2 at $70A TEN YEAR OLD game made for the WII UFor $70They can fuck right off
>>750548478That's fairAfter the explosion of recomps last month I figured it would help with building an emulator quickly when a Switch 2 hack was found, but I still thought that was years off at least
HOW CAN THIS BE?!?! IT SUPPOSE TO BE UNHACKABLE WTF.
>>750548224>>world economy completely dependent on legacy software companiesThis is true for Google and Microsoft but media companies are all going down the shitter and nobody cares because they don't do anything worthwhile anymore.
>>750548561everything is unhackable until it gets hacked
>>750548480I didn’t want play it even after spending $70 on it. If I knew how to into tech I have this video of me killing a boss in 16 seconds just mashing the attack button and jumping once. I felt shame at playing it right then and there and haven’t picked it up since.
>>750544632>SW1 can run PS4 ports like Nier:Automata, AC8, NuDoom, and Alien Isolation well>Be surprised when the upgrade is between merely a PS4 Pro and 5 like advertised I mean you're gotta be pretty fucking stupid to not have realized that before now
>>750548506That’s a retard tax though, the switch 2 upgrade is $10.
>>750548561It feels SO fucking good broA year of Tendis mocking us and shitting on us and we just simply waited and did nothing And they got utterly BTFO
>>750548440>Get called a tendie for calling Nintendo games shit
I won (I'm Eric)
>>750544632Turns out it was the Switch Pro all along.
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-products
I'm starting to think this "Eric" fellow was actually right and it's everyone else who was schizophrenic.
>>750548748I mean the system menu is exactly the fucking same.
its hard to describe the rush I felt finishing TotK 3 days before the tendies got access to it on release, I didnt even like the game that much but the experience was euphoric. I'm so happy I can do it again
I WANT ALL THE SWITCH 2 DUMPSOFFTHEINTERNETI'LL SEND IN THE FBI I'LL SEND IN MIYAMOTO I WILL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!
>>750548796he was right, we are all eric
so let me guess this straight?Nintendo, went full schizo on the system instead of making better games, the system itself is prone to bricking if it catches any funny business. Now we all get to bypass that shit and they only god 90 days out of it. 90 fucking days, compared to the previous console.
Times like these I wished the IP counter came back
>>750548986This.I hate eric so much.
>>750548674>and we just simply waited and did nothingIs that what you call endless threads of seething and spamming Famitsu threads in an attempt to get them banned? That's not really "doing nothing"
>>750548986232/57/12
>>750548972>90 daysAnon the switch came out in June 2025....
>>750548972>>750549151Whoopsie I'm a retard I understand what you meant now
Tendies lost
>>750549184am more tarder, pls explain 90 days
>>750549238probably thisnot doing the math
>>750544402Now to wait for someone to actually make something functional and not indian shit.
>Switch 2 hacking that's finally going somewhere started on the 10th anniversary of the Switch reveal
https://gofile.io/d/pAtAv1m6>NS2_old.patchI wonder where the new version isI also wonder who will eventually upload the compiled version hereI even tried doing it with Claude, but it didn't work, so I accept the skill issue
The last good Nintendo game was Metroid Dread and that's fully playable in Eden. Why bother?
>>750549707Bro, your Ravenous?
>>750544402HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TENDIES GET FUCKED
>>750544402>Eden That is a Switch 1 emulator tho?
>>750549809And Dolphin was a Gamecube emulator.
>tfw I almost boughted a switch 2Thank God I waited. Now that money is going into my PC.
>>750549809and it got retrofitted with Switch 2 modules, the architecture is so similar most of the SW1 emulation code just works.
>>750549809The switch 2 is just an overclocked switch 1
>>750549853The Gamecube and Wii had the same processor, the Wii just had a slightly overclock and more memory. The Switch 1 and 2 use completely different SoCs, both ARM yes, but different GPU arch and Core archs.
>>750549809Turns out the Switch 2 is just a Switch with better hardware. If you decrypt the games they run on a Switch 1 emulator with very few changes needed.
>>750549920Nice with 500 bucks you can get a HDD
>>750549809Because OP is fake, is that simple.
>>750546261>Corpos at the top of big ass studios will be using AI to decomp and fuck over smaller businesses while they get nothing in returnHow so?
>>750544402>Saudi Arabiahmmm
>>750549967Doesn't really matter that much nowadays, it's a generic ARM and a generic Nvidia. The OS is basically the same, so is the graphics API, which is what these emulators are emulating.
What will happen with the death of exclusivity? Will the bigheads of the game industry suffer? PC never needed games to be exclusive to specific cpu/gpus and it continued along well enough.
>>750550113Freedom
I'm recompiling Bananza right now
>>750550163NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750550113>PC never needed games to be exclusive to specific cpu/gpusYou clearly weren't around in the old days. But it all worked out in the end
>>750544438This is big vidya news, why wouldnt this be discussed here on vee?
I'm yet undecided. Hit me with your best argument as to why this isn't a good thing. Save us all the tired litany about piracy technically being a crime; speak from your own mind.
>>750550113Nintendo could release their own PC launcher and release their games exclusive on it with no third party sale cut, they would rake in hundreds of millions of US$ in sales, but Japanese boomers running the company refuse to do so.
>>750544438Shut up nigger. I'm not going to /vg/
>>750544438Don't bring these retards there.
>>750544467and you were laughing how AI couldn't output fingers a year ago
>>750548229jesus christtendies are so fucking pathetic
Nintendo's Layers are going to have a field day
>>750547837>IN DAYSAnon, Bananza is nearly a year and a half old...
>>750550376>LayersGood morning sir
Watch the game suddenly become "good", once /v/ can actually play it on their toaster.
>>750545326Did you seriously reply to yourself?
>>750550413you mean just like botw? it will never be good bro
>>750550413Jokes on you. It's still casual shit
>>750550413The only thing people will call good are the loli Pauline porn mods
>>750550463Botw is good.
>>750545614It'll just get neutered like they did when everyone was making nudes of people kek
>>750544402Im surprised this is running so well. Maxwell (Swtich 1) is pretty damn different to Ampere (Switch 2)
>>750550391And guess what game is coming out soon Tendi
>>750550406Fuck. Oh well. Not Indian, just a retard.
>>750545923Loving Nintendo is woman coded.
>>750550487no u
>>750550180Plus, the double-edged sword with how rapidly gaming tech advanced in the 90s/early 2000s meant that you had to get new hardware more often if you didn't want a SuperFX-tier slideshow.
>>750546371No look up your tendie friend demanding to """see it""" and see how often that pops up
>>750550526kekI mostly hope kytyps5 will be ready for GTA VI.
who cares about mario odyssey for toddlers, call me when mario kart is actually playable
>>750547126>Welcome Mario, to the Piss Planet.
>>750550543https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/sRMldYF02jMyozM0gRkHBg/
>>750547972Oot ver
>>750546670Kek
>>750544467The Switch 2 was JB like 5 days ago, this is insane progress.This would have been 6-8 month in the past.
>>750544402it's running in Eden? so S2 games are really just souped up S1 games? reminds me of this Wii meme back in the day
>>750550271Yep, piracy is a service issue that Nintendo refuses to address.Don't like your consoles raped and games pirated? Sell them to me in the platform of my choice, simple as.
>>750547191Rent free lmao
>>750548184God damn it anon I already nutted in the model dump thread not even an hour ago please STOP(and wait for new material)
>>750547597tendie scapegoat after they overused snoy
>>750550664The architecture, OS and graphics APIs are the same, but it isn't a GC-Wii tier thing where they just copy pasted the CPU cores 3 times and overclocked the GPU and called a day. More like an old vs a newer Windows 10 PC.
>>750550664Why are you surprised? The switch 2 was sold as a suped up switch 1 since the very start.
>>750544730>if you can't dump the game in the first placeAnon, that was several days ago. You're living in the past.
>>750548351It's sad it's been so long since I've last seen this
>>750550625>who cares about mario odyssey for toddlersso...mario odyssey?
>>750550664Bananza specifically was already in active development for Switch 1, look up dev talks about it. It is quite literally a souped up Switch 1 game. If the OP isnt just faking it it be surprising to see how far it can go cause the game you can get the game on native hardware to chug like a motherfucker on purpose.
>>750545804>he doesn't know
>>750550934Nah, Odyssey was for 10 year olds. This shit is worse, it basically plays itself.
>>750550413That never happens. Ported games always get grilled by mustards. They're snobs
>>750550996Stfu, eric.
This can't be happenimg....
>>750550701>>750550271You would still pirate the games
>>750544402>Switch 2 getting emulator>Still no exclusives worth playingI guess it's good to have ready for when something worthwhile does arrive.Are there co-opslop games in it that I can play with my gf?
>>750551089we are all eric bro
>>750549809The people calling 2 a switch pro weren't lying
>>750550252Well for one the gatekeeping of it all. Like for as much spam as you see in this thread going "HA GET FUCKED FAGGOTS PC DAY 1" you dont see anons here doing any of that or testing it out like the Switch 1 days. Like I got my OG Switch and I still joined in the day 1 leak/emu threads to see what was up and how anons on here are enjoying the game but as of now we all seem to be circle jerking over some twitter fag instead of actually playing anything.
>>750544402I already ran it on my Switch 2 and completed it some time ago.
>>750550625MK8 is leagues better. You're missing out on nothing
>>750551134SCREW YOU FOR MAKING JOKES AND SH*TPOSTING WHEN THERE IS A LITERAL SONY PEDO RING ON /V/.
>>750551026Yeah, shitty Sony games. People's estimation of Nintendo games generally increases, when they actually have access to them. Remember when the Wii U library suddenly became good?>Bro, I love Captain Toad!No one was saying that when it came out
>>750551256how do I join
>>750544632>and here i thought that was complete bullshitYou can literally see from the specsheets that the Switch2's hardware just the Switch+.Plus we're far beyond the days of wildly different architectures. All of tech is just x86 and Arm now.
MKW and Bananza were both Switch 1 leftover games and literally run on a Switch 1 emulator how about that
>>750551316I hate you, eric.
If Nintendo did hypothetically release a PC launcher, but it cost 10-15 dollars more to buy a game than it would on the Switch/Switch 2, would you use it?
I'm surprised there's still this much brand loyalty in the current year, like who the fuck cares if Nintendo gets gaped? Sony and Rockstar will soon get gaped since the console is both fully hacked and the emulators are very far ahead opening the way for a GTA 6 recomp less than a week after launch if all the stars align.
>>750551429I have a bias against people who use terms like "gaped"
>>750548289there are basically 3-4 mentally ill nintendo adults that spam this board. probably a discord group or hired marketers>weeb faggot that spams how epic chungus japanese switch is and is obsessed with telling people to purchase stuff from specifically the japanese eshop ; see pic>"eric" spammer that ban evades 10x a day>weird british faggot known as 'fangfox' that spams spams about pc gaming being antiwhite>pauline theorist whatever, fat retard that posts his ugly plushies and accuses everyone of being ericthese guys spend all day jerking each other in famitsu threads, take turns samefagging and falseflagging under different trips, and shit up other threads about "sealiontranny", "nds/ nintendo derangement syndrome", "nintendeen", "macaco", "acfag", "eric", etc.
>>750551369Nintendo has the resources to become Japanese Microsoft, and Microsoft has Windows, their Surface laptops, and Xbox.Nintendo could code their own OS, and have their own line of laptops.They probably won't do that.
>>750544501Very stupid brown faggot
>>750551335Bananza was already confirmed to be an active Switch 1 title, but MKW would be an interesting case if that was the same scenario. It makes you wonder if shit like Ocarina and Starfox are a different story. Starfox I doubt cause it wasnt in house but the more I look at Ocarina under the hood it looks like its a vamped up BOTW/TOTK. Not just in UI but some shots of the overworld does look like it fit right it if you just replaced the highly detailed grass with the cartoony grass those games used.
>>750551507I screenshotted this for the next time ACf*g accuses me of being with eric and ACf*g.
>>750550252In terms of video games? Leakers being fags I guess, but if you care you can just dodge them. Otherwise it doesn't really matterIn terms of /v/? Console warring fags just became slightly more insufferable.
>>750550252The ripping itself is great for muh game preservation (but really though), the only shitty thing about all this is how fucking brazen people are being about it. Nobody knows how to shut the fuck up these days. Nintendo will go ballistic about all this and if people keep it up they (and other companies) may successfully reverse the bleem verdict from the 90s.
>>750550413They aren't good, it's just amusing seeing tendies seethe
>>750548674And you got nothing, Nintendo won, as always
>>750550163I' e been recompiling Wolverine all week( jk that shit is mad gay , snoytrannies lose as usual)
>>750545581I love how it cuts off right after he says that. It's ominous
cool, however, even for free I refuse to play trananza
https://streamable com/yvnh2qPokopia on Eden. Looks like it runs better than Bananza does.According to Tendies ITT all of this is fake and none of these games are running on Eden though.
>>750551750Sybau, eric.
>>750551589Like its interesting that so far the games that have been """emulated"""(if anons arent fucking playing em I have no reason to trust these twitter faggots) are the day 1 games but shit like Starfox hasnt, and thats a graphics hog compared to the release day games. But(hypothetically) if Ocarina remake under the hood is just based on BOTW's engine then that might be easily for emulation too
>>750549920Lol you do realize even if these things get dumped the hardware still hold value and actually increased in value? I can't even buy one 12tb nas drive for what I paid for my switch 2.
>>750551768im not a woman on ssri's or a tranny so i dont care about pokopia
>>750547187HYPERREALISTIC MARIO
>>750544402Twitter video, I'm waiting for something I can run on my PC not probably faked video.
>>750551117Not me, I have 340 games on Steam and 100+ on GOG.
>>750551842I also don't care about Pokopia. I'm just posting it because its more proof that switch 2 games are being emulated, means if the console gets anything good in the future we can play it for free.
>>750551771Get better games, and I might pirate them, tranny.
>>750551626Honestly dude if anything thats the biggest sin, Switch 1 emulation threads werent even close to being filled with as much annoying faggots as there are on these threads. Like Im pretty sure the hate that grows on these threads isnt me getting buyers remorse for my Switch 2 and its just fucking seeing more fucking indian shit flinging in my threads. Even if Switch 1 games got dumped and emulated early anons would actually be playing fucking games and Id get something out of that convo but here its non stop shit flinging.
>>750551901im already downloading dong because i want to play that. id like to try mario kart and im surprised that hasnt been uploaded yet. i guess ai trannies are why the first games they snagged were deltatroon and troonopia
>>750544402Is this the thread to summon that one schizo?You know who /v/
>>750551906I do have better games.
>>750544402Tendies...
>>750551768Why has it been just fucking Mac?Why hasnt there been PC shit despite the constant "PC day 1" posting?
Piracy is sinful.
>>750550709No
>>750552052Because AIfags are techbros and for some god forsaken reason despite coding being something you need windows for 99% of the time they all use fucking macs.
>>750549705Will this emit mustard gas or is it better to wait
>>750551507the barrierbros...
>>750545578Just dump it and tell claude to remake it using the dumped assets WITH NO MISTAKES.
>>750550942Bananza also has this Mario Galaxy-like co-op feature where player 2 can remote play it on a Switch 1
>>750552150macs are good for video and music editing because of free high quality software. theyre not good for coding or ai so this is really weird. must be a genuine tranny who bought into the brand like a sheep
>>750552025Half of those games are also on PC and the rest are dogshit, post OTHER game.
>>750551631The reason the bleem defense was successful was because you could put official ps1 game disks into a cd drive and then run them in an emulator.There's nothing like that happening here, if Nintendo brought this to court the emulator devs will get raped. There's no peripherals that can read switch 2 cartridges being built, this is pure piracy
>>750551507Who the hell is acfag anyways
>>750552164This is where it came from, some people have tried it with Pokopia>>750446279>>750490196If you want, you can wait, things are moving so fast that I wouldn't be surprised if someone released a working version of eden with switch 2 emulation before the week is over
>>750546841why is eddy like this bros. you'd think he'd love the scams AI enables
if nintendo doesnt nuke this emulator immediately, I'll probably download it and play OOT remake
>>750552271how do you use the patch though?
>>750552246is it actionable to use your own hardware you paid for to read and dump your own paid games?
>>750552246holy retard
>>750552364You have to inject it into Eden code using Visual StudioYou can ask Claude or something like that for the steps
>>750552521why not just upload the patched eden files instead? how come people always share the patches to make something rather than just distribute that thing already done?
>Every console except nintendo gets jailbroken and can now play every videogame ever released,>Nintendo makes their switch 2 jailbreak-proof and hardens security of its latest console.>its failproof,>AI recomps and decomps every nintendo game,>now every console can play nintendo games,>except nintendo withs its beefed up security.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLLLOLOLOLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH.
>>750552127MORE OF THE MACHANIC PLEASE GOD
holy shit sorry for having any doubtthis shit is realjust hope this doesnt mean that nintendo stops doing physical games because of the early dumps, i always enjoy those waiting threads
>>750552612sony is also getting its games recompiledno console is safe, pcGODS WON
>>750552480the verdict was that since sony was still making money from game sales that it wasn't a problem if people weren't using ps1 consoles to play themHow does that translate to millions of people downloading copies of someone else's game? How exactly do you make a backup copy of a switch 2 game? Is it still counted as a legal copy if you're not copy pasting the encrypted files?I know most of you are thirdies and things like laws and the concept of property rights don't apply to you but for people in western countries it would be a slam dunk case in Nintendo's favour
>>750552665Okay and then what?
>>750552665Explain how Nintendo can take down anything that doesn't use their assets, IP, code or encryption keys, based retardIt's not they're selling a hacking chip or some other shit and making money
>>750552521ok ignore all the things i say >>750552569HERE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT NOWhttps://github.com/ShadyHero/Eden-NS2/releases/tag/switch-2-support
>>750552235Ok, here's South of Midnight.
>>750552815well now i dont want it
>>750552815kudos to these fearless faggots ruining their lives by uploading such hot software like this
>>750552815I will never emulate the Switch 2.
>>750552815Thanks, reported to Nintendo
>>750552815>may or may not work who knows i don't own a switch 2 yet.are there any competent people left in the emu dev community or is it just 100% retards with claude subscriptions now
>>750544451>>750544847>>750545026>>750545351So mad . . .
>>750552940That's fine, you know how there's that automated tool that makes Switch games run natively? You will soon be able to play switch 2 games without needing to emulate.
>>750553158I'm not getting banned from my Switch 2.
I'll admit, it's pretty ballsy for anyone to work on Nintendo emulators or hacking projects.
>>750553191It's a good thing you won't need to use your shitch 2 to play Switch 2 games natively on other platforms with better performance and mod support.
>>750553241Stfu, eric.
>>750552052Because the Switch and Macs both use ARM.
>>750553192I, for one, hope we get the best of both worlds.All Switch 2 games running natively on PC, and Nintendo raping the AI jeets that made it possible.
>>750553259I'm not Eric but he sounds like a cool fellow.
>>750553192Mistaking balls with barely sentient brown genetic need to steal shit with 0 regards to their own future fate. I wish the switch could deliver the same power as the funny wires over trains turning indian copper thieves into burned shit
>>750553287Nintendo will lose that case because the government is pushing for little to no guardrails for AI so the US can beat China. It's not even worth the lawyer fees because they'll get slapped the fuck down.
>>750553058There are but they're prone to petty tranny drama and have episodes from time to time.
>>750553352What a stupid retard take.
>>750553324Stfu, pedo.
>Waiting for any kind of cool datamines or unused content from switch 2 games>Uhhh heres some models Motherfucker i live off of Cutting Room Floor content
>>750553421genuine schizophrenia, are you the dude running that snoy astroturf bot?
>>750545186You must be pretty happy.
>>750553287>>750553343I want the money that Nintendo loses in revenue due to piracy to be paid by generational debt by the people spearheading these projects.
>>750553343You are so angry lol
>>750553441There has been datamines though we learnt that thwomp was cut from mkw and know which pokemon are in the remaining pokopia dlc
>>750553572>on "disk" dlcsm h
>>750553473No.
>>750545804>>750545872Thanks for beta testing my new pc-games for me tendie. Winters coming and my games' library will be stocked. Now hop along on to home to enjoy your chicken tendies, your dino nuggies and your choccie-woccies mommy will bring you.
>>750553490Yes, I am happy.I am happy that I was able to get the rig to work thanks to a nice and very helpful Anon who was also working on his copy of the rig.
.. why are we going back to emulation instead of going straight for recomps?Not many machines can emulate a S2 currently.
>>750553757all the switch recomp shit is just built off of an emulator fork that could translate the cpu, likely still the case here
>>750544770I remember one anon making fun of the 0.5fps in the morning and not even an hour later the 15 fps webm being replied to him. No way he didnt hang himself after that. Its over. I bet the most skilled devs are just waiting for OOT while working quietly on their own forks as to not risk nintendo finding a way to block the rom dump and decomp
>>750553757You need to first understand the architecture and firmware before recompiling, the emulator is basically doing this and once it's advanced enough you can do a full static recompilation using the emulator as research basically. No it's not the same as emulating or a wrapper around it.
>>750546992>>750547191>>750548127>>750551639
>>750545505>God I hope AI invents time travel too so I can link this shit and BTFO that clownBased.
>>750554010Brown gave up, lol
>>750553569Browns should not exist, indeed. Fucking retarded brits should have let the juggernaut consume those living turds.
>>750551283Whatever you say pal
>>750550012
>>750552842That's not a switch 2 game.
>>750552025>star allies>ac shadows>prime 4lmao
>>750552654Anon... that sounds lewd
>>750552815Based but where is the s2 roms
>>750544467doggy
>>750544402the far superior Mario Odyssey running on PC.nu-Nintendo has not made anything worth playing.
>>750552815>linux onlyFUCKwell the PC one should be out by tomorrow so whatever
Lol switch 2 doesn't even get the chance to fly this bird's getting roasted on the ground.Suffer shitendo. You bunch of slit-eyed price gougers with their shitty console that bricks the moment you type nigger in the chat., fuck your mishandling of the Pokémon franchise, fuck you out of touch, litigious lawsuit-happy Japanese salarymen that can't be arsed to understand customer-friendly business if you threatened to drop the third and fourth atomic bomb onto Tokyo
>>750554414https://archive.org/download/SW2-dumpster
>>750554290Yes, I have played those games.What's so funny?
>>750554526That's probably why nintendo hasn't released the heavy hitters yet, only small remakes and the lower tier brands.
>>750554581Insanely based anon, I gotta download that shit just in case No MKW in that link? Or is it under a different name?
>>750544467It will be 60 fps by this time next month.
>>750554519But Anon now we can vibecode our own fixes, share them around and build on top.
How long till Nintendo and others start mass DMCA'ing.Technically recomps as long as they're containing the game is still using Nintendo's assets.
>>750554770Recomps usually don't, they ask you to provide your own rom, that's what makes them ok.Also why all the browser games versions on twitter got me so angry, those guys were fishing for DMCAs.
>>750554526You're mad lol
>>750554368Mechanic drives me crazy. I need more, lewd or not!
>>750544402>woke studios Axed>trannies-ACKED!>AI makes every game playable everywere.And i keked.I started today cumming buckets to high quality on-model tifa smut, then spend 50 minutes decoding colony wars vengeance to be playable as a standalone game, and now I learn that the entire Nintendo library is playable on my PC whilst watching tendies commit mass-suicide in this thread…Shits looking up, We are so back.
>>750547650aquajeet WON
>>750554935I hate you, snoy.
>>750554863Sorry brother, but this is the only guy who's posted Mechanic poses so far...https://x.com/robollorando/status/2115317694408872028?a=bu4S3ac4bIrNLYXwW8Y&s=46
>>750554935Me?I think I'm going to celebrate with some good ol' FNAF animatronic porn, time to relax.
>>750552954>Thanks, reported to Nintendofag.
>>750551507Grim
>>750555201Fug. At least thats still really sexy
>>750548972the absolute best part is all the retards going>Erm, the switch 2 is unhackable>Plus, the switch 1 getting hacked that quickly was a miracle>And it took huge security flaws>And the best programmers ever all working together, and these people have left the scene since>It's gonna take 10-15 years at least
>>750555332I don't know what the fuck they were thinking when they said that shitAnybody with a brain knew it would take 3 years minimum for Yuzu 2 to be up and running stable and shit under normal circumstances but TEN YEARS!?
So basically you can play everything on all platforms for free except on the Switch 2? Tendies still have to pay for the worst experience and get less...
>>750544402Has the sw2 versioms of botw/totk been dumped? They have native 60fps and better textures from what i remember
>>750555332the switch 2 still isn't hacked broski. no one is running cfw, there is no kernel access, no keys are dumped. the switch was blown wide fucking open btw. people are just playing dumped roms on switch 1 emulator forks and fucking macOS arm translation layers because the way the switch 2 works is very similar, but not identical. we don't know the libraries, the internal api calls, or even how the switch 2 cpu is fundamentally different to the switch 1 because it's totally locked down and undocumented. the incredible shit you're seeing when it comes to booting this roms IS because of those incredible switch 1 hackers and emu developers that don't exist anymore btw.
>>750555593There's no point in doing anything with the Switch 2, stealing Nintendo's games and leaving nintendies out of fun is more than enough kek.
>>750545614>corporations invest billions into ai>they use it for all the wrong things>can't make a single cent back on it>meanwhile random nerds online use ai to steal even more billions from them
So all we still need is keys, which an exploit to access the kernel...Eh we're getting close.
>>750553343>Mistaking balls with barely sentient brown genetic need to steal shit with 0 regards to their own future fate.>I wish the switch could deliver the same power as the funny wires over trains turning indian copper thieves into burned shit-*Mistaking thieving brown, barely sentient balls of bad genetics for humans*I wish that the switch 2 could deliver the same shock of electricity to pirates and decompilers** as the power cables that run overhead along the train tracks would to any slav copper thief.ESL-Kun, I fixed your many writing errors, the gaffs and cleaned up the bad formatting of your shitty sentence.**im assuming your target of your foggy little flounce are the decompilers and pirates.
>>750552256He's just a dude who's on here way too much and argues in really bad faith against nintendo games. He used to just spend a lot of time arguing that ANY amount of story is bad in game. Now he he just shits his pants every time a new nintendo game comes out and will spend hours coming up with the most asinine arguments you can imagine. Go into any thread on a new nintendo release, look for a long argument chain, and you'll find acfag. He got his name because the only series he ever says is good is armored core ( he also loves terarria). Dude will claim npcs and sexy characters are bad because its too much story, but then give terarria a pass because "you can kill the npcs". He's not as schizophrenic as a lot of the retards in these flamewar threads lately, but once you start to recognize his posting style you'll see him everywhere
>>750555680kernel access doesn't get you keys, they're physically separated in hardware. you will not get kernel access or keys through a software vulnerability on the switch 2.
>>750555386Just goes to show the sheer amount fo hate and vitriol tendies have for pirates. They're still bitter about the totk rom leaks being flaunted in their faces, I doubt they'll ever recover
>>750555593>ok so you might have managed to get into the system>ok so you might have dumped the games>ok so they're running on an emulator>but it doesn't count because... i-it's a fork so...it's over, anonjust let it go
>>750555865Some of these are paid shills mind you but the point stands.
>>750555920Nta but he's right in that there are still missing pieces of the puzzle here: namely the kernel which is more useful for documentation and hacking on the console itself, and the keys for emulation.
Your all a bunch of faggots. The lot of you. Literally no one on either side is arguing in good faith, and no one seems to care about having a real discussion on these emulations/pc ports outside of who it makes mad. It's "tendie" this and "snoy" that. I genuinely don't know why mods refuse to nuke threads like this and ban the offenders. The flamewar rule might as well not exist when heaping garbage threads like this are allowed
>>750547724I would definitely buy the PlayStation game.
>>750554121>>750554184>anons actually sharing information and working together towards a goal that upsets billion dollar companies instead of shitflinging in pointless culturewar thread #9784763>Shills and corpo-faggots slitting their wrists in anger and desperately bringing up their boogeymen (tranny, indian, brown, eric chud) they usually use to divide and conquer to no avail.Best thread on /v/ right now. If it's still active tomorrow ill see you fags then.
>>750555920the switch 2 architecture, os and api calls are very similar to the switch 1, some places identitical. translating arm instructions meant for a proprietary api and forcing it to work with vulkan is only possible because of this. the switch 2 soc is custom, and it does have physical components that are not part of the switch 1 architecture. reverse engineering these undocumented components is a very difficult thing to do. don't expect the moon.
I'm still going to keep reporting this to Nintendo.
>>750556086No need to argue with them they're just here for the "we owned the tendies!" let them cope
>>750555430>So basically you can play everything on all platforms for free except on the Switch 2Yes, lol at this rate the switch 2 will be the only console you can't play Nintendo games on.We live in funny times.
>>750544402why is it running on switch 1 emulator?
>>750556107I don't care if I'm mad or salty or whatever. Maybe I'm a little jaded but I honestly don't give a fuck if I am. I want multi million dollar lawsuits happening. The sooner the better
>>750555741> you'll see him everywhererent free
>>750544467It couldn't do this last month, but sure, it won't improve past this point because technology has NEVER gotten better over time EVER, that's why we're still in the 1950's.Better grab onto something because time is about to start moving very, very fast for you cunts.
>>750556302Just spitballing here, but is it possible these clips we are seeing is just what happens when a switch 1 runs a switch 2 game? Like maybe the hardware is similar enough to load some things in but it mostly just shits its pants?
>>750555741TL;DR retarded imageboard boogeyman
>>750556331>>750556497The dude is very clearly real. He wont even deny it's who is when you call him out. Ive argued with him till 3 am far too many times to count to say the dude isnt real
>>750556573Actually it's me. Sneed. You lost and got raped, tendie.
>>750556621NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCURSE YOU SNEEDMAN
>>750556621Stfu, chomo.We know what you did in the Zelda thread.
>>750556621As much as I hate the guy, he doesnt resort to the usual childish fanboy insults. Dude even gets offended at the word "retard"
>>750546579Sorry, you and the anons agreeing with you are 10000% wrong. Banaza is great and you need to tell me what happened to the Androsynth right fucking now.
>>750556780>bananza is greattendie here, it's really not
>this whole threadMan, and shit has only begun.November is gonna be a tough month for tendie cultists
>>750551967Yeah, the fact that Switch 2 hack threads are 99.99% console war circlejerking is pretty dull. I guess there's not much to talk about until faggots actually make these emulator forks and rom dumps more public, though.
>>750550543Is the issue that the water doesn't react?
>>750557060Word on the street is that there will be a mass tendie suicide by the end of the year
>>750546579I liked it. It's like Super Mario 64 in terms of difficulty - SM64 was only difficult because of the jank (great game anyway). I can see people not enjoying the aesthetics of DKB, but it's a quality game and it plays very well. It's more akin to a toybox than the usual DK platformer, but it's not like they'll stop making the latter.
Snoys believing everything they see on the internet if it means a win.
>>750550252Its a scam leading into a another scam for retards. Can't believe how low the IQ is here now.
>>750557029Idort here, it really is. In particular, the abilities in Bananza are very versatile and interesting to mess around with in terms of traversing the environments and new interactions are steadily introduced thanks to new terrain types. Plus, the challenges for Bananza Nintendo released earlier this year required some skill to them. Particularly the one which required you to do the first section of the final challenge Bananzaless. Which I think makes the accusations of it being a baby game overblown.tl;dr: still haven't gotten an answer to what happened to the Androsynth.
>>750553724why are you taking pictures of your monitor with your phone instead of screencapping?
>>750557394Please don't be able-exclusive to Gavin.
>>750557342ok marketer
>>750553070classic
>>750544467this dog is beautiful. do you have more?
>>750557536bit gay of you to respond to my effortpost like that
>>750544402Holy shit you guys weren’t lying when you said OoT remake would be on PC day one. By Friday they’ll have Bananza running at 4k 60
>>750544402>running like dogshit on the only part of the game that actually runs smoothlythe average pctard has a pc worse than a switch 1. how are they gonna run switch 2 hardware plus an emulator.
Nintendo is going to retaliate. I honestly wonder what the fuck they can do. AI made the Switch 2 playable on PC in like a week of the console being hacked. Maybe they’ll sue Claude and ChatGPT
>>750557809They aren't going to go after Anthropic or OpenAI, they are going to go after the individuals that prompted AI to hack the switch
>>750553567>the money that Nintendo loses in revenue due to piracy
>>750557809fuck is takeshi gonna do? they're a smaller fish, they cant bully anthropic. they just have to accept it. they sabotaged themselves for 5 generations in a row because they are scared of piracy and it happens literally every time.
>>750544402I know its not fake but switch 2 is not fully jb yet no? How come its able to dump games even not fully unlocked?
>>750557809Not even large companies are able to deal with AI in this unregulated phase. I doubt Nintendo can do anything but hunker down and patch any holes in the meantime. From what I understand, they can still secure exclusivity by requiring a firmware update in future physical titles, but we'll see. I do hope AI gets regulated soon. If we can heavily regulate nuclear power, we can do the same for AI, though we've yet to see the "AI bomb" they've been working on.
>>750557756Probably not that soon but it depends how different it is from the switch 1. Day one OOT will probably look and run like the video in OP if it runs at all.
>>750557953it's running arbitrary code but they havent unlocked the bootloader yet
>>750558047Interesting, quite uncommon
>>750558098vita and 360 were like this at one point
>>750557953No kernel access means no way to decrypt the whole romAccess to filesystems means people can rip things like 3D models easily. That's about as deep as we can go at the moment
>>750558397lie and cope
>>750558397How come they dumped a few models already?
>>750558397People are dumping the already decrypted games using the switch 2 itself, that MVG guy explains it in his video, however this is fully illegal and Nintendo has a case to go against Eden devs and anyone posting Switch 2 emulators.
>>750558494How come its illegal?
>>750557953>>750558397>>750558494What about a mig switch 2Can we do stuff like that without kernal
>>750558538It's essentially full blown piracy and you can't give the excuse of "b-but I'm using my own keys and rom dumps11!!!" like before.
>>750558581It's not though
>>750558489I literally just explained it, because they have access to the filesystems, and when the system is running it decrypts the 3D models which allows people to rip them. So ripping 3D models is the easy part. Getting deeper to what's locked away in the kernel is going to require some other type of exploit. Hypothetically they can rip whatever's on the filesystem including games, but it's going to be encrypted. While the game is running on the system, it partially decrypts some of it which allows them to rip the models.Problem is without kernel access, there's not a lot they can do with an encrypted game rip.
>>750544467>why isnt the emulator that came out hours ago perfectneck yourself retard
>>750557801>schizo brownoid babble/v/ never changes, huh?
>>750558553no, we can dump games into loose files but we can't emulate a cartridge or even sideload dumped games yet. piracy is a ways out, might need a different exploit entirely.
>>750544402PC BANANA
i hope brokies emulating bananza start another wave of discussion about it. i like the funny monkey game.
>>750544467We've been through this cope with day one BotW already
