It's just unbelievable how much has happened in the span OF ONLY 6 DAYS>October 22: Switch 2 exploit is published>October 23: first proof-of-concept homebrew released>October 24: first ROMs dumped>October 25: ROM dumper publicly released for everyone>October 26: first Switch 2 game recomp (MK World) running on macOS>October 27: first Switch 2 emulator proof-of-concept shown, Mario Kart World ported to iPhone, recomps of Pokémon Pokopia, Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave, DK Bananza for PCWe expect within the next few days the emulator and recomp tools will be released publicly.
Amazing innit?
>>750519758>>750519874So what's next if they get into the kernel?
*SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP*OH GOD I LOVE SLOPPA MMMM GIVE ME MORE JEETSHIT BOOTLEGS
>>750519758A full fucking debug menu.
>>750520092>nintendo was defeated by a bunch of pajeetsHow could this happen?
I just want the Switch 2 to be jailbroken and have CFW.Sure, recomps are cool but a portable hacked console is great.
>>750519758speak English and tell me straight, is Bananza playable yet?
Why did they release it on macOS first of all things?
>>750520029You don’t need the kernal for pirated games it seems.
Can't wait to play all these ps5 and switch 2 ports on the pcs we're no longer able to own because hardware is going to ai datacentersAll of gaming will be cloud based for sure moving forward to bypass all these ai hacks and recomps now
>>750520229Mac is ARM not x86
>>750520185Sir I have a steamdeck, it does the same thing and more.
He laughed.>>750520148Hey faggot that's MY fucking pic
>>750520229They make up like 99.9% of the personal use laptop market when you take out all the corporate use laptops
>>750520212Yes but not at 60fpsYou can get past the menus and go in game at least
>>750520212It's 'playable'It's obviously gonna take a bit for it to look decent.>>750519758>Mario Kart World ported to iPhoneConsidering the faggot is refusing to post anything about that, I don't believe it at all.
>>750520229ARM is the future>>750520167HACKED.com
>>750520280Sir, I bought my Switch 2 intentionally for hacks.
>>750520308>>750520327cool beans, I await improvements but this makes me happy
HAHAHAHAHA HERE COME THE SALTY NINTENDO BABIES
>>750519758We are so back it's not even funny
>>750519758Is that really possible without kernel access? Genuine question given the amount of pajeets that have been running scams since before thisbwhole ordeal, i keep reading that its "just usernand so no big deal" so thats why i ask
Not thread
>>750521152as soon as i heard that that exploit had file system write access i knew it was bigger than a mere homebrew loader thing
>>750520229Nobody bought a Windows Snapdragon Laptop
>>750519758Fun fact: not a single piece of footage has been shown without the switch 2 bricking itself immediately
>>750521152It was a fully working debug menu and you could have an IDE. Yes it was a big hack.
>>750521337Who cares? If it gets recomped to PC/Linux/Mac you skip that whole process.
>>750519758I dont care about emulatin shit, i boughted my switch 2 to play the shit on it for free, portably. When can i do that?
>>750521663Here the thing, you might not be able to. On the hardware level it still secured, so everyone from deckies to snoys will be able to play free switch 2 game but your switch might not. You can thank nintendo for that.
>>750520393Yup yup
>>750520393Anon, there's no-one here.
>>750520327He will not release it but one of his alts will.
>>750519874Based Aquajeet as usual
may you get FRiCKIN caught
>>750519758>Switch 2 HackedI'll believe it when I see it
>>750521534But you still didnt do anything
>>750521779Thats fvarked up but thankfully switch 2 barely has any games so i'm pretty much set after FE and now OOT remake
>>750520029The thing is blown wide open like the Switch was. Within a week there will be a CFW you can install, preferably emunand, then you can do anything.As far as emulation goes, it's probably more likely PC ports will come sooner in this climate, and that's probably better.
>>750519758Companies that wanted AI and supported it got fucked in the end. They cannot even go full streaming because of the high costs and low returns. Kek.They will have to live with every new console getting hacked in hyper speed by AI.
Well, looks like I'll be playing OoT remake this year after all. RIP Shitendo.
>>750522210Why would you play something you never liked to begin with anyway? Everyone was hating the remake from what I saw on /v/.
>>750521152The smilebasic hack doesn't have kernel access but has full file system access. The dumped games are uncrypted because when the files are requested, the switch2 happily decrypts the files for them.tl;dr>smilebasic (compromised): file system give me the files>here I decrypted them for you since you can't read them :)>wow thanks! You are the best buddy ;)
>>750522560neat but can't nintendo just change the encryption for future releases?
>>750522560Which is why the most likely thing that gonna happen is everyone will be able to play pirated switch 2 games except actual switch 2 users LMFAO.
>>750522651OoT cartridges have already been made, it would be a disastrous and insane recall. Like equivalent if pushing the date out by several months:
>>750522696Only if the Switch 2 users did the firmware update, otherwise they can just sit back and wait to jailbreak.
>>750522651Nintendo carts goes on print years and months before release.They cant do shit.
>>750522816>Nintendo carts goes on print yearsmonths is true but years is cope. youre not getting pokemon
I doubt we are having true jailbreak and homebrew soon, but PC recomps are imminent as long as the rom dumps are solid.
>>750522808It still secured on the hardware level, it gonna be some time. That why you see all the progress is happening at the software level.
>>750523159>7 days ago this anon said never ever>6 days ago he called it a nothing burger and a waste of an exploit >today this anon said never ever Lmao
>>750519758Nintendo will patch the exploit and then you will all pay for this
Not even released on pc?
>>750523232Which is why Tendies are being retarded by just focusing on the switch, once we get recomps we don't need the switch to have CFW. We can use a steam deck or any other portable PC in lieu of that. Fuck I can even use my own phone.
>>750523242>it gonna be some time.I got plenty of it.I'm not gonna be one of those retards that ends up bricking their devices because they were too eager.
>>750523757This, we already got a bunch of retards on twitter posting how they bricked their consoles. I'll be honest, I really didn't expect an emulator or PC games recompilations to be available so soon, especially with how secure the Switch 2 was, so I guess I really underestimated how advanced Claude has become. On the other hand, everything is so damn vibecoded that I seriously wonder if we'll ever get a stable game, because I highly doubt whoever is working on those recomps or emulators knows jackshit about programming.Switch 2 hacking on the other hand? I wouldn't even bother with it, way too risky at the moment.
>>750523517ESL
4th.
Why were they so cocky? I literally don't get it.
>>750524070Nintendo marketer
>>750519758fake news, no kernal no emulator
>>750519758>Me when I lie on the internetIt's funny how even you stopped spamming 40 threads a day because you realized the best you can do is look up Peach's skirt.
>>750524250Hey, if you want to pretend playing Switch 2 games on PC with completely broken graphics, piss filters and broken sound is the best way to play, don't let me stop you. Call me when a non-vibecoded emulator can run Bananza without it looking like a graphical vomit and then I'll be interested.
>>750524226The funny thing is that since this is a dunk on Nintendo thread there is a 100% possibility that this very tendie is reading this and seething. Maybe even right now. Say hi to him!
>>750524463Lmfao six days ago you were saying there’d never be any emulators. I told you to give it time. Give it time! We can check back in a few weeks.
>>750522560Oohhh so thats why they are able to do vibecode recomps without needing the whole prodkeys and stuff right?
>>750520308Given how quickly PS5 emulation improved from agentic AI I assume I’ll be playing this game next week. Paulina cunny.
52 fps now
>>750524463So sir>>750524641Your next cope???????
>>750519758Why are you niggers still peddling the obviously fake macOS shit? The retard refuses to release anything so it literally cannot be verified
>>750519758Wow, I can play so many games like...uh....................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAt least the library of the DS and 3DS had a ton of goods games. I genuinely cannot think of anything good on the Switch that isn't just remakes or other garbage.
>>750524641Why no webm?
>>750524793Why are you tendis desperately trying to convince people it's not real?
>>750524641>>750524690Cool, now show me a webm of the game maintaining that stable framerate during active gameplay.
>>750524861They literally have no other copes left dude. They don’t believe themselves either btw. But they’re obligated by religious custom to keep pretending.
>>750524861If you see someine post something noteworthy on the internet but refuse to provide any sort proof that it's real, your first reaction should be to doubt it. Always. The way you faggots are white knighting for this literal who just makes you look gullible and desperate
>>750520229Because windows and linux GODS actually write their own code unlike appleniggers
>>750524861Provide build, provide exe, provide proof. Then its cool. That ain't hard.
>>750523407Uh oh Tendie meltie
>>750524980>all these people are lying about it>my friend’s said their console was unhackable and that’s thatYou think that’s bad? remember when the nintencultists didn’t believe I was hacked into Mario kart world?
>>750524861>hey guys here's Mario Kart World being played on Mac of all machines at a magically stable 60fps>yeah don't mind the piss filter>don't mind that the piss filter doesn't affect the items for some reason>anyway I'm not distributing anything ;)If it's real, that guy's a nigger for not sharing the build. If it's not real, that guy's a nigger for trying to fake a recomp.
>>750525182Lmao what a fucking pivot. There is a fat difference between an expert hacker saying "this looks tough" and blindly believing unverifiable footage from a random on twitter who refuses to provide any builds. Even if there wasnt, you're still a monumentally gullible faggot for believing it.
Stop believing when consoletards say never ever.
>>750522696if a hacked switch 2 can decrypt the games for you you can literally just decrypt them there and then copy the decrypted files on a pc.
>>750525561It secured on the hardware level still.
>>750525265It's not that hard to believe really, Apple Silicon is very powerful while Switch 2 is using an ancient 6 year old ARM A78C as it's CPU. There are chinkhelds out there stronger than a Switch 2. DLSS emulation might prove challenging for devices without Nvidia GPUs but for some reason Nintendo have been avoiding using it for their own games.
>>750519758>NATIVE S2 PORTS TO PC AND MAC!!!has anyone actually tried this themselves? All I'm hearing is 3rd hand accounts. Wake me up when I can do this myself. Faggots
>>750521779There goes my dream of playing whatever I want on original hardware.
>>750524861I'd like for it to be real but you can slop just about anything these days. Still pictures are way easier to fake than film, too. And as a general rule of thumb you should treat what you see on the internet as fake, even moreso if proof is refused.
>>750519758all of this was only possible because anthropic allowed you towhen they pull the plug or get sued by nintendo and co and forced to restrict claude from reverse engineering copyrighted material then it's over.
>>750527854Local chink models aren’t far behind. The toothpaste is out of the bag.
So what are the benefits of owning a Switch 2 now? Even the ps5 can be a relatively cheap way to play modern third parties.
>people are bricking their switch 2 with slopcoded "jailbreaks"Lmao
>>750525265He ain't distributing it because it's probably a mangled mess of slopcode and he has no idea how it works.
>>750524851>>750524874YOURNEXTFUCKINGCOPE????
>>750528664Future games won’t be decrypted unless a kernel level exploit is found. You can seamlessly play with your friends and family for a small fee with Nintendo Online™.
>>750529898Bruh I don't get how these tendies have their head in the sand, we're getting more progress every single day.
>no you don't understand these hacks are totally real, I am totally playing MKW on my iPhone at 60 FPS....somehow...despite full game dumps not being possiblePic related, proof of the hack
>>750529898That's insane. I know IA is doing most of the work but it's still impressive. How or why is it that Eden is running these?
>>750519758The market is reaction but very slowly.This could effectively kill Nintendo as we know it. Their business model is gone.
>>750531028same retards thought that gta6 leak was actually happening
>>750529898Well this is no surprise, with how fast PS5 emulation advanced thanks to AI and now that the Switch 2 got HACKED and newer and better AI code models it was just bound to happen.What is interesting is that people are not bothering with emulators anyone and just doing straight recomps.
>>750531028>raped and gaped tendie SEEEEEETHINGAll that negative karma added up. Fraid so.
>>750529898Buddy you need to delete this or the macaco poster will be very angry with you that you invalidated his gay little photoshop.
>>750529898why are there black bars like its running a videoand how is it there is no shader stutter when switch 1 games still stutter
OOT REMAKE DAY ONE!
>>750520029Kernel code execution won't unlock much more desu. Overclocking is the only KIP which is interesting.You need a bootrom exploit to get emummc for future firmwares and support for future games.
>>750531035Yeah it's crazy how Eden is able to run it, apparently the code is just so similar enough they were able to tweak it slightly with a patch file to get the games running
>>750534174Honestly yeah it probably will beSame firmware so they just need to run the hack and look up the encryption
So when are they going to release all this malware so I play these games for free?
>>750529898Literally a WiiU game
>>750519874They should go after Metroid prime 4
>>750536426What?
>>750519758Switch 2 on PC by christmas
>>750537320More like by Halloween at this rate We had such insane progress in just ONE week, I guarantee before OoT is released we'll be having working Bananza and MKW recomps
TENDIES, ARE YOU OKYOU OKYOU OK, TENDIES
Really wish I kept my Steam Deck to play all the inevitable Switch 2 decomps on. Fuck paying a grand for another though I'll just wait for the Switch 2 to be modded fully.
>>750519758>Switch 2 gets hacked thanks to AI>Cheaters get to work setting up bots on SRCW>Have access to infinite items>Even the Warp Ring which is otherwise disabled online>Completely mind-rape compfags into having a twitter meltdownThese sweatlords needed a wakeup call that people have long since been tired of their faggotry. I loathe cheaters, but this was a damn near necessity at this point. I hope Sega and Sonic Team take their sweet time banning this guy just like they take their sweet time nerfing the overpowered and stale as fuck meta.
>>750537608Will the Steam Deck even be able to run Switch 2 titles? I know it still struggles with some Eden games
>>750537618isn't season 2 meant to be drastically changing the meta?
>>750531595>Macaco postOof-49592 karma to ziony btw fraid so >GTA6 leaked and being recomped as we speakbig oof
>>750538000They say that but the Grandmaster Plate's 7th slot is just gonna ensure Ring Engines remain at the top of the game, even with their supposed nerf.Even if they do get realistically nerfed, the meta will still be snaking autism because its way too fucking strong. The speed and accel buffs won't matter.
>>750519758Where can I download fire emblem recomp?
>>750531890It's clearly not a video because that's not how the game looks on real hardware. A bunch of shaders and textures are missing. The black bars are because it's a 16:9 image running inside a ~16:8 window due to the taskbar and titlebar taking up vertical space.As for shader stutter, no clue. Maybe OP already ran this part so the shaders were compiled already or the emulator simply can't show any shaders yet so there's no stutter.
>>750538140Unfortunately these faggots are gay and haven't uploaded the recomps anywhere yet. They're all dumpers from their own systems
>>750538945Thanks for the info. Any chance for public recomps in the near future? I personally don't care but my friend wants to play this game but doesn't want to waste money on switch 2.
>>750528664None, just like ps5. PC is the only platform worth owning and you snoyim aren't any better than tendoids.
>>750538074So you're saying both snoy AND bintendo are suffering? Hell yeah.
>>750537694Sunshine + Moonshine is how i've used my deck, it nothing more than a remote terminal for my real rig.
>>750537694It's about as strong as the S2. It only struggles with S1 games because of emulator overhead. If S2 games get decomps, it should be able to run those.
>>750539048I'd say give it two more weeks.
>>750539048Oh we'll definitely have them publicly soon, a few weeks at worst
>>750531187Right because the switch 1 getting jailbroken ruined it. Wait
>>750529898>mostly just cutscenesWe all know the assets got leaked. Show me where I can actually play the damn game
>>750519758I'm genuinely not looking forward to playing a single Switch 2 game. None of them interest me.
So they're using the Switch 1 emulator to help run this shit?
>>750539802You can't. Anyone who tells you they have full game dumps or fully playable games is lying to you.No kernel exploit=no roms.All they have is a userland that lets them read small snippets in the ram90% of these posts are jeets trying to scam you
>>750540419>All they have is a userland that lets them read small snippets in the ramThis is gibberish.
Hi, expert on the subject hereThe canuck faggot who tweeted about having mario kart playable at 60fps on his iPhone is lying to you. He's technically not lying, but he's lying by omissionWhat he's really doing is using code execution in smilebasic to stream mario kart to his pc which then streams it to his phone. Basically just the pc acting like the switch dock and the phone is the tvReminder: all frenchies are bastards and canucks are the worst frenchies of them all
>>750540491No. This is gibberish Being written over your nand
>>750539203That’s the funniest thing man. Posts shitting on his friends at Nintendo actively harm him and all he can do is pretend his “enemies” give a flying fuck about Sony. We call that being raped and gaped. Much like Nintendo atm.
>>750540491Tranny without Kernel access they are just fucking around the outer layers of the system and can't really do anything else, it's like a thief managed to jump a fence while the house is still fully locked under iron shutters and he's happy he can see what's inside from a small gap, wake me up once Kernel security is breached
>>750540675He's notAlready disprovenAnd you keep talking about the iPhone guy when we're all way past that Tendi
>>750524641Why is Donkey Kong riding a penis?
>>750522142>Within a week there will be a CFW you can install, preferably emunand, then you can do anything.>Within a week yesterday you said in a few days2 days ago you said in a few hours
>>750541352Kernel access is you having the keys to the house and owning it completely. If you can get in by breaking the window you don't need the keys. 360 hacking has been fine without the kernel. All it affects is switch2 owners who want to have a persistent hack that lasts after the console shuts down.
>>750531035>How is an emulated Nvidia Tegra Fischer Price tablet-2 able to be emulated on the Nvidia Tegra Fischer Price tablet-1 emulator!?Riveting Brain Power, nToddlers.
>>750542335>360 hacking has been fine without the kernel.BadUpdate doesn't just get kernel code execution, it gets hypervisor code execution too. None of this has anything to do with coldboot. Why are you talking without understanding?
>>750519758>>October 26: first Switch 2 game recomp (MK World) running on macOS>>October 27: first Switch 2 emulator proof-of-concept shown, Mario Kart World ported to iPhone, recomps of Pokémon Pokopia, Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave, DK Bananza for PCdo people still think this is real? the pajeets are being extremely wishy washy with the code not wanting to make it a public download while still asking for money, which should be a massive red flag for anyone with above room temp IQto make it worse the one that did have downloadable code out there turned out to have hooks for a cryptominer and was made by a guy that already had previously made an emulator scam
Ok, so how many of you have a hacked switch 2 right now?
>>750542435>talking about the new hack when people have been playing backups without kernel for almost 20 years
>>750519874I just want this thing cracked wide open to skip paying jewish prices for games and to not have modded smash shit itself every other goddamn match trying to run a heavy modded setup
>>750542595RGH gets hypervisor execution too. Flashed disc drives are very limited.
>>750542489This guy does.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-ZOdj9BE8
can i play xenoblade yet? theres that monado decomp but i can't find a fucking 2.0 copy
>>750519874>steam is fully hacked>PS5 is fully hacked>[YOU ARE C O P I N G]
>>750542646you're just saying random words. hypervisor isnt the kernel. all the kernel controls is boot. flashing the disc drive wasnt limited, it let you play backups
>>750522531NTA but I’ll play something for free. I hate the demake artstyle but OOT is a good (albeit overrated) game
>>750528664There never was a reason. Switch 2 game lineup for years 1 and 2 has been fucking grim. By the time the switch 2 has games worth playing, there will be a flawless emulator and/or PC ports
>>750542869What do you need to hack steam for? You use it on PCs. You can run whatever you want on a PC already.
>>750542489zero. And it'll continue being zero a month from now.
>>750543179Yes why would anyone use steam officially when both piracy and official consumption results in the end user getting a game they will never own
>>750528664its culture war shit
>>750543125>By the time the switch 2 has games worth playing, there will be a flawless emulator and/or PC ports....with no way of dumping any new ones, what have now is what you get and if you think nintendo wasn't on top of this 24/7 they sure as hell are now.
>>750542489Waiting on <20.5 exploit to become available.I have an unboxed launch day system sitting in storage and a copy of Super Mario Party Jamboree; it has an on-cart firmware update to 20.1.0 that'll let you do an offline microSD express and Switch 1 backwards compatibility update.
>>750543193yes because why would we be retarded enough to buy a switch 2
>>750543529>that'll let you do an offline microSD expressidk about that chief
>>750543520At the rate Nintendo is releasing games, the switch 2 might have its second worth while game a year from now. Plenty of time for Claude to break it wide open. But they need to prompt it to make no mistakes of course.
>>750543640I thought that thing included an update to enable the microSD express support, or have I missed something?If not, there'll probably be an hack solution later.
>>750543735it doesnt even have its first worthwhile game yet
>>750543520But an exploit already exists and it will make it much harder for N to keep up with exploits now that there's more knowledge about how the Switch 2 works. The fox is already in the chicken coop.
>>750543839As far as I'm aware you can only obtain microSD express support by inserting a card and getting the update. It's not part of the normal system update bundle.
>>750543991If an online connection is required for that microSD express update, I'm wondering if 90DNS can grab that one specific update whilst otherwise blocking Nintendo servers that enforce firmware and software updates.
Better dedicated servers for Mario Kart 8 on Switch 1 and Mario Kart World 2 than Nintendo's official onesIt even works on emulatorshttps://x.com/enhasskill/status/2115334275952488923
>>750519758>Switch 2 Hacked>look inside>nothing has been hacked>bruteforced a S1 emu to load partial assetsWho cares about truth, gotta izzatmax right fucking now.
>>750544417How do you dump assets from a console which isn't hacked?
>>750544767What's the answer?
>>750544417I am surprised any switch 1 emu's graphics pipeline even renders anything at all considering it is built for Maxwell and switch 2 is Ampere (even switch 1 games have to use a translation layer on a switch 2 to get them to run).
>>750544992Give Claude Ampere drivers and enough tokens and it'll be able to figure out how to translate those shaders.
>>750522142>installing vibe coded CFWI dont want a paper weight.
>>750544992AI advanced way, way faster than anyone expected. We went from thinking that the guy who modded MK World with Hatsune Miku had fucked over the entire modding community and that the Switch hacking scene had been set back several years, to people finding a way to use that exploit to extract game files and then use Claude to decompile them, bruteforce bypassing Nintendo's data encryption and recompile them back into formats readable by PC. We have gotten to a point where emulators might become obsolete and playing a recompiled game might be as easy as extracting a zip folder and creating a direct access in your desktop.
>>750546039>We have gotten to a point where emulators might become obsoleteA lot of recomps still piggyback off the corresponding systems emulator's graphics backend so they are still needed in that sense for now.
>>750519758how do you guys think that resident seething tendie who screams about ownership is taking it?
>>750546543
>>750546774>i dont think about you at all>never mind that i'm in the thread about switch hacking, checking it every five minutes
>>750543946>and it will make it much harder for N to keep up with exploits now that there's more knowledge about how the Switch 2 worksmaybe that would be the case if the AI jeets weren't telling claude to document in detail what they are doing to appear smart to farm izzat on twitter
Now that Switch 2 games are playable on PC, we can learn Japanese from switch 2 games!what's some japanese kino? I got KOTOR for the first switch, which Bioware released a japanese patch for right before they went under.
>>750546039>We went from thinking that the guy who modded MK World with Hatsune Miku had fucked over the entire modding community and that the Switch hacking scene had been set back several yearsHe still did though, because he blew the exploit too early.
>>750547036why can't you learn japanese from an actual switch 2?
>>750547075>>750544402Oh no no no no
>>750547091lmao. the actual switch 2 requires you to ALREADY know japanese and be in their target audience age depending on what game you buy for it.Once it's on PC, we can use software like YomiNinja v0.93 to OCR the game and learn new grammar and vocabulary as we game using EDEN's "pause button".Seeing as the new Switch 2 emulator seems to be a patch for EDEN, we should be able to "pause" Switch 2 games allowing for the same functionality.here's how it looks ingame.
>>750547075It might have been best to get it over with now since if he could find it using claude then so could nintendo and they can skip a lot of messing about by directly feeding it the source code rather than trying to decompile it. At least it now allowed people to make use of it before it was silently patched.
>>750546543Me? I never had a problem with piracy or hacking. I would rather have people hacking their switches than buying from the eshop. If you're not going to own your game wither way then just pirate it.
>>750524851>>750524874Here you go fags!Can you respond with tears please? They're oh so delicious!!!
>>750546930I appreciate you thinking about me
Shitch Poo
>>750547209>buying and plug and playing because you already know japanesevs>a gorillion steps that involve dozens of different software (including AIslop, which is either paid, limited to a set amount of tokens a day, or both), a PC worth 2 grand minimum due to emulators requiring exponentially better hardware than what they are emulating, and praying pajeets are actually giving out a real emulator instead of yet another crypto scam this time aroundi will stick to real hardware, thanks
Tendies lost
>>750547840>a week ago it was never ever>today it’s just copeLmao
>>750547841>>750547730
>>750547190>open the thread>mfwIt's like I'm watching a mental ward out of medication.
>>750520029Kernel doesn't grant much over a full userspace compromise because of how the OS works.
>>750547840There is educational merit for a Switch 2 emulator.Learning Japanese takes YEARS off your life. It's a sacrifrice we know all too well. If you're going to start throwing "buy switch 2 because you already know japanese" i'm going to want you to show us your certificate.here's mine.
>>750548402gotem
>>750519758tell cluade to compile xeno2 faster
>>750530140Actually, not even a kernel exploit will give you keys. Crypto is done using a hardware engine and the keys aren't unsealed after initialization. The kernel and userspace quite literally doesn't know the keys after they're initialized and just bosses the crypto engine around.
>>750548402MedsNow
>>750548291the usual NDStards have been going on a rampage all weekalso your analogy is funny when the retard did admit to being an asylum escapee he was in one over failing to kill himself
>>750548402>JLPT N4you can get that with 2 weeks of half assed studym that it took you years is comicaleven N1 is basically "congrats on technically no longer being illiterate"
>>750548608>never ever>the exploit was burned>its not happening>show me a video>stop believing these videosYou are here and that wetness in your eyes are tears.
>>750519758>Mario Kart World ported to iPhone, recomps of Pokémon Pokopia, Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave, DK BananzaOkay but how long until they actually work?
>>750520393where's the ericnigger when we need it? I miss his retarded opinions
Real talk but why did Tendies accept 30 fps?
>>750548638sorry i don't nolife visual novels 24/7i like to enjoy playing gamesis there any japanese gaming kino on the switch 1 besides KOTOR?
>>750548678People keep asking for download links to the working emulators/recomps as proof and you consistently fail to give such and instead keep linking cryptominers from known scammers.
>>750548789its an improvement over the average "next gen gaming experience", why are you complaining?
>>750546039People(trannies) were just being retarded and lacking critical thinking skills. Is it not possible to MOD IN NEW ASSETS without first having DECRYPTED assets to mod.
fuck nintendo for locking raiders and pokotopia behind switch 2 this is karma
>>750549076>Does what they have always done to be successful>Karma???
>>750519758@Nintendo @NintendoAmerica @NintendoEurope @CBS @NBC @PBS @CNN @CIA @FBI @POTUS @MI6 @KGBSTOP THEM
>>750548638>N1 is basically "congrats on technically no longer being illiterate"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>750522531eh, the way things are going fans will be able to fix the dog shit art style within hours
>>750548918ThisIt'd be one thing if he hadn't spammed every scam emulator with multiple threads about how THIS TIME TENDIES ARE TRULY OWNED that he basically became the snoy who cried emulator. No one will believe him now. It needs to be someone credible(or at least not identifiable as a known and named schizo) to prove anything he's spamming is legit.
>>750549206できないからって泣かないで
>>750543321But i own my copy which i torrent from some bumfuck nerd that lives somewhere around romania thoughever?
>>750549402Congrats on the n5!
>>750548291>It's like I'm watching a mental ward out of medication.You should check this thread too, it's the same>>750516101
>>750519758I don't really mind emulation. I think PC fags deserve everything considering how much they pay for their machines.As long as Nintendo keeps winning and snoy games keep bombing for being lesbian woke shit it's all good.
>>750549284Dear god tendies are just gonna pretend it’s not happening. Absolutely buck broken.
>>750524226love to see it, their silence speaks volumes. they're probably seething on reddit and youtube as we speak
>>750519758I've been laughing so much at all those smug tendies who claimed it would take 10 years to hack
>>750519758Where the roms at
>>750549493It's not a matter of whether it's possible. You're devaluing a great achievement
>>750549497I can't stop you from thinking that.
>>750549659I know you're illiterate and retarded so let me break it down for you.>You make threads every time some retarded jeet made a scam emulator that expected you to join his discord to download a cryptominer >this has happened since the launch of the Switch 2. Your track record for being trustworthy on that alone is zero.THEN we combine that with>Spamming over every recomp he sees on twitter for nintendo games>doesn't share links to repos or anything just DUDE TRUST ME LMAONo one trusts you on the basic principle of you've never shared anything people could check for themselves on top of the fact you've shown yourself to be easily tricked by scams before.Is it happening? Maybe. We don't know until someone that isn't suffering from severe schizophrenia can prove it's legit.
>>750550085tl;dr>>750549659kwabooty
>>750550189>tl;dr - We don't know until someone that isn't suffering from severe schizophrenia can prove it's legit.
>>750548291You gotta see it in real time to truly understand just how deranged tendies are
>>750550216>suffering from severe schizophreniasounds like a personal problem. good luck
>>750550306Lmfao Bodied that faggot
>>750549869Not posting cause I know your dumbass will report it to Nintendo
>>750519758I wish this was legit but why is it that it's only being spammed by the resident schizos? For something so ground breaking you'd think there'd be Anons that aren't mentally disabled posting about it not just the resident nutjobs.
>>750549493>>750549923also>translating cry (bitch, complain) as 泣く(cry, weep) instead of 悔しがるI wonder who's the real dekinai
>>750550730Because anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature knows that the people posting about the recomps and emulators are literal whos who refuse to provide links so people with actual expertise can look into them. That, of course, excludes the usual suspects who will take any chance to ruin the board with their schizophrenia because they know that the mods are their pets.
>>750550039You cant argue against it either.
>>750550945Yeah I can
>>750519758Are people really interested in speed running us into a streaming only future?
>>750550730I transferred the pozzed VN demo save to my Switch 2 and have SmileBasic4 installed but I don't want to do anything else until it's possible to make a NAND backup. Not that you can really do much right now besides ripping game assets.
>>7505517131. I haven't see anything on this other than faggot twitter videos with no githubs2. it was heading there anyway3. faggot4. faggot.
>>750548638Annnd here come the elitists
nintendo lost
Lite soft hack when
>>750540491>>750540950you are both dumb. They have userland and FS. games are decrypted so they have romFS and exeFS. dumpers are public. I'm not positive any of the recomps are real. I suspect the eden mods are, but I am waiting some time before I try anything out
>>750550587>>750549869search duckduckgo for switch 2 dumpster site:archive.org if that doesn't work search v archives and you will find it. It''s been posted and is not hard to find. I also will not post a link because of course I don't have it and would never violate the law. I'm going to go pay my taxes! haha jk I'm unemployed as fuck someone fucking kill me
>>750554393Based as fuck anon.
>>750551379Legions of tendies cry @FBI @CIA @TRUMP @MOM DO SOMETHING!!!! because they cant. I doubt you're any different
>>7505221422more weeks, this time for real
AhhhhhhhhhWhy did I pirate those video games?I knew stealing was wrong but I did it anyway!!!!!!
>>750554608
>>750554608if I were to go to hell, it would be because of my degeneracy, not because of some stupid digital data
But is it slop?
>>750520229Architecture similarity: modern macs are ARM.
>>750522142Sadly, it's only up to this version and the games released up until now for it.Future games will require newer keys and unless another exploit comes around, it won't be possible to dump them for the time being
>>750523242Pretty much. However, the current software entry is a foot in the door - it's only a matter of finding out more about the sw2's hardware. Who knows... maybe there's another Fusée moment waiting (if so, that would be hilarious as fuck)
Jap devs were all gung-ho about AI being the future. Wonder if Ninty devs think the same now lol
>>750554515I'm different
>people are now faking banned Switch 2 imagesThe need for attention is that big.
>>750556049>least believable ban notice imaginableI hate zoomers so fucking much
>>750556075They already got community noted.
>>750520327The iPhone 18 Pro/Duo is literally an RTX 5060 in your pocket, it will easily run Switch 2 ports.
>>750556049>>750556410Are tendies really this desperate for attentionwhoring fuds? jesus
>>750556049>>750556410As we’ve said, the hardware is still good but who gives a shit if you can get the software components working on PC, which is the important thing.
>>750547619>stable
I for one think its AWESOME that Nintendo is anti-chud
Oh they're gonna kill the game dev that made this possible, huh
>>750549923What he said is true though. It most charitably puts you on the level of a middle school student in reading which is where we would start saying someone is functionally literate. And then there's the chinks who can pass it without being literate at all. There are no test designed for foreigners that proves anything close to educated Japanese, you'd have to pass kanken level 2 or something.It just so happens that Japanese is the hardest language in the world for English speakers to learn.
wake me up when cfw
Still think pirates are just poorfags. Cope
>>750558056do you pay for your anime or television or music?
Laugh at this moron.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749405103/#q749415393
>>750519758I don't really care. Haven't even played games from the first Switch.
>>750519758It took switch 1 emulation years to get to this point btw lolnintendo should just stop trying to make consoles and focus on releasing their games on other platforms
>>750558952You might as well say that about every console since it has nothing to do with Nintendo in particular.The reality is only a minority of a minority of people will do this. Consoles will be fine.
>>750541030Extremely macaco coded post -38520 karma to ziony btw
>>750559050You say that until AI starts porting it to web browsers
>>750534402even the PS4 doesn't have a bootrom exploit, people really don't understand how lucky we got with the switch 1
>thank God we can finally play switch 2 games in 2033 because that is how long most PC gamers would then have the proper hardware powerful enough run that simulator WowThanks?
>>750559789You're fucking insane if you believe switch 2, a console that's weaker than the fucking Series S, can't be emulated by PCs that can already run PS5 emulatorsSeriously what's wrong with Nintendo fans dude
>>750559932> emulated by PCs that can already run PS5 emulators>Most people on /v/ has a pc that is able run to PS5 emulationWhat makes you believe his?
>>750521779>the only people who don't benefit from the console being hacked are the people who paid for itit's actually comical how anti-consumer nintendo is
>>750524641STOP THE COUNT!!!
>>750559932Tendies are stupid. They have no clue about technology because nintendo has low standards in that field
>>750529898This game is so fucking hideous.
>>750559789Video game GPUs just got discontinued, maybe you'll be able to run it on the integrated graphics for your phone in 2050
>>750557218Is the word "queer" blocked?
>>750559932Series S and PS5 are x86, just like PC. Congratulations on exposing yourself, Dunning-Krugtard.
>>750522148You say that, but those gigantic datacenters that are being built out are going to change the math of streaming. If things go just right, compute will be in the cloud too and you'll have to settle with your phone and whatever pre 2028 hardware you can find.
>>750560227>203X>they just hacked the just came out Nintendo "insert name here", tendie/Nintendoseething! >204x>they just hacked the just came out Nintendo "insert name here", tendie/Nintendo seething! >205x>>they just hacked the just came out Nintendo "insert name here", tendie/Nintendo seething! >206x>they just hacked the just came out Nintendo "insert name here", tendie/Nintendo seething! It has been like since GC era and none of them brought down Nintendo Why do people think Nintendo even care? Do you people think children and their parents who brought consoles would stop getting Nintendo games for their Nintendo console because PCs that cost minimal like $1500 (and more into the future) and needed bunch of installations can play free Nintendo games?How is steam even alive right now following the same logic? Nearly all the games on steam are literally free online- right now
>>750557218Why are all nintendo users such gays?
>>750560597this
>>750520148>an entire week of this
>The shitposter himselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip Victor LIVEShttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/>trip PLAY B3YONDhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictoryhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/>trip GreatnessAwaitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/>trip Victorhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/>trip WitnessPlayUnleashedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip OnlyDoesEverythinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/>trip UR NOT RED Ehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
>>750556049>>750556410Imagine making up a zoomer antipiracy screen just to do ninty's damage control for free
>>750562986So that's how a Tendie Falseflagger looks like, interesting.
>>750563120
>>750560098Never
>>750558952It took switch 2 emulation a trillion dollar cutting edge AI industry and thousands of fags with claude subscriptions to get to this point btw lol.Also there's no kernel exploit yet either.
>>750557434>>750557434Kanken is a moonrune test, not a language competency test. It has no reading comprehension, no grammar, no speaking, no composition, etc. It only measures your knowledge of words.Furthermore, level 2 only tests the school list. You'll be missing common shit like 嘘, 掴む, 溢れる, 齎す, 賑やか, 弛む, etc.You could try the nihongo kentei, which is tougher than the JLPT, but you won't find it abroad and it doesn't include speaking or listening either
>>750563659and that AI industry will still be here next generation so... whats your point?
>>750559789in this day and age there are arm64 to x86_64 translation layers (and viceversa).gone are the days when hardware needs to be more powerful than what it emulatessome guy got red dead redemption 2 running on an iphone
Zero functional recomps afaik.
>>750569268It's been one week you nigger
>>750569889you said 2 days was all that it was needed to be able to play switch 2 on PC
>>750569889One week is basically five years in the AI age, unc.
So which stage are Nintendofags in?
>>750570367I have never seen a tendie movie beyond anger.
>>750570396Eh, I'd argue that concern-trolling over LE BURNED AN EXPLOIT and YOU'RE A POORFAG IF YOU PLAY SWITCH 2 GAMES ON MACHINES THAT COST 3-6x AS MUCH AS A SWITCH 2 could be Bargaining, or at least adjacent to Bargaining.
>>750559130>this sad faggot seethed at my post seven hours laterWe couldn’t have come this far without all the negative karma you’ve accumulated for Nintendo, macaco poster. Fraid so.
>>750570367Most are in denial or anger. I doubt it'll ever progress beyond that.
The emulator is fake obviously. They're using footage from modified games running with the hack (which is also fake btw) to make footage that looks like early flawed emulation. Duh!
>>750573163By Jove, you’ve cracked the case.
OoT will work on 23.0.1. This means it'll be dumped and slopped to PC=
>>750574596Yup yup yup
>>750562642mentally I shall?
>>750519758this week has been one nonstop humiliation ritual for tendies.Hoping the OOT remake gets leaked before it officially releases, then tendies will be permanently BTFO forever!
>>750562642what's the matter, tendie? don't like it when someone else is being obnoxious?
How come nobody talks about the Steam Deck being hacked day 1? Every Deck game has been playable on PC since day 1
OY VEYTHINK OF THE TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
>>750570148you have about 400 recomp projects to play right now while this current batch of switch 2 games gets recomped. just be patient.
>>750519758NINTENDO! ENSLAVE THIS MAN! @FBI @Potus @Pontifex @KremlinRussia @DonaldTrump DO SOMETHING!!!!!!
This perfectly explains why Nintendo suddenly went crazy taking down any Switch 1 emulators they could a year before the Switch 2 released btw. They wanted to avoid another Dolphin situation where the architecture of two consoles in a row were so similar that getting Switch 2 emulation working would just require some updates to Switch 1 emulators.Too bad Claude raped them.
>>750528061This. Anthropic/OpenAI are trying to lobby the government to get local/open source models heavily restricted because the gap between those models and theirs is closing faster than they expected it to
>>750577789>Too bad Claude raped themLove to see it. Both Sony and Nintendo have been extremely evil and anti-consumer these past years, they both had it coming. I hope they keep shaking in their boots all day every day for months to come. Sony needs to stop being the greedy mega kikes they are, and Nintendo needs to stop fighting piracy and instead focus on making QUALITY games and even look into becoming third party in the near future.
Insane how AI destroyed Nintendo
Have there been any git repo's of actually working switch 2 decomps. I don't give a shit about some twitter video.
>>750520148
>>750520229ARM. Plus after having pure dogshit laptop hardware for decades, Apple fixed everything with their redesign. Literally the best you can get now.
>>750577702Laugh all you want but that dude is legitimately fucked. (And we’re all better for it)
>>750520308considering it just happened. I think in 6 months it will be quite playable
>>750519758Wait i can play them on MacOS? Nice, i really dont wanna keep buyin windows machines
>>750580318lol, bodied that retarded One Piece'a'shit freak
noooooooooo, my backlog is already huge
>>750581384>in 6 monthsDude, this isnt 2020 or 2022 anymore. Give it 6 weeks MAX. I'd wager even less
>>750581870So, may i see it or i just gotta believe twitter jeets ( ie be a retarded nigger)
>>750521663>i boughted my switch 2 to play the shit on it for free, portably.I made the same mistake when I got a Mariko unit Switch thinking I could apply the RCM jig method and start having fun. It wasn't until I got a Deck that I finally started to own a handheld that emulates nearly everything.
>>750582167Why are you asking ME for stuff to show you retard, im just saying (YOU) and us will have that stupid emulation that (you) asked for and DK Bonanza fully playable in less than 6 weeks. As for me? personally i seriously couldnt care less about that stupid ape game.
>>750528664>So what are the benefits of owning a Switch 2 now?The novelty of emulating every Nintendo console on a native Nintendo platform. (Outside of NSO's walled garden.)
>>750582380So i need to believe twitter jeets because You can't prove shit? Nah i don't think i will get scammed like a retard
>>750582737>cant prove shitincorrect. I dont WANT to prove anything to anyone. Not "cant". Nice try faggit. Maybe next time. And like i said, i literally dont care about any of these switch 2 games yet, maybe in some near future. Maybe not.
>>750583163You CAN'T prove shit and you are aoser, got it.
>>750576408>610 KB PNGHow come nobody talks about the Steam Deck being hacked day 1?It's over, they'll stop making Steamdeck games at this rate...
That's neat but there's literally nothing good on the Switch2.
>we>we>weWhy can't a single person on /v/ post a GitHub link, an .exe, a full video of someone booting up and playing the game (with visible proof of controller or keyboard inputs), fucking anything that isn't a screenshot or a cropped webm from twitter? It's clear the macOS shit was fake, just like the emulator that supposedly was running Pokopia is.Just a bunch of Indians izzat farming like usual.
Nintendo went after the emulators because Switch 2 was just a Switch ProDiscord cabal held onto exploit for Pokemans WW and cash out on any bountiesNo one is innocent all are scumbags
>>750554393>fast fusion has been dumpedI LOVE YOU ANON!
I just want custom firmware and the ability to play pirated games on my Switch 2. It's literally the reason why I bought 2.
But people convinced me that the PS5 getting hacked was just punishment for Sony going full digital.
>>750560597Then why does Nintendo care so much?
>>750580318>look it can't do useful calculation>look it can't do useless mathwank
>>750583904Hmm should've saved your money and bought a PC
>>750576408It's a literal PC, which is exactly what Valve was going for. Desktop Mode > Gaming Mode.
>>750584276I have a PC. 4090FE/64GB 6000MHz ram/7950X3D/Alienware OLED ultrawide monitor.
>>750584108Seething where? Show us
pls help a brodda out, do these recomps use the same old .nsp files for switch 1 and w/e the names are for older stuff like wiiu/gba, etc? how do i know what kind of file do i need to use to launch the games in the first place, since they're so adamant about not having a game included?spoil me pls
i can't believe i bought a switch 2 only for it to be made obsolete by an emulator less than a year later. what the fuck.
>>750584753Thank you anon, you became a cuck for our sake.
>>750584623Then play them on your PC once emulation comes out you retard>bbbut muh portability Honestly, do you REALLY need to play the 3 games that the switch 2 has portably? For my portable needs, my steam deck has completely replaced my hacked switch 1, it's a far more reliable and versatile device. The switch 2 would be even worse since I doubt that we'll be getting something as good as CFW ever again, at best I am expecting HEN shit just like how the PS4/5 have which fucking suck
I like consoles, so, is it the right time to buy it? I'm a poorfag, so I would like to download the games for free on the console, just like you can do on Playstation and xbox.
>>750585113no
>>750585113It would've been 100 bucks cheaper to get the 256GB Deck model while it was still on offer. Not sure if they're selling it anymore.
>>750585018if i was him i'd wait for steamdeck2, will have everything recompiler-related babyfed to it by the time it releases
>>750585018Emulation sucked for Yuzu for the first few years. No thanks.
>>750585018>HEN shit just like how the PS4/5 have which fucking suckThe PS4 HEN has gotten a lot better lately, it works 9/10 times and is really fast.
Hey I actually know how to recomp shit, What game you niggas want?
Anyone got a link for the Mario Kart World dump? I have searched everywhere and I can't find it
>>750585459pokemon wind and waves
>>750585459Mario Odyssey
>>750562986https://ghostddit.aeddit.com/user/zharkosHe's surprisingly active. and also a league and wow player, which, yikes. Are you sure that's his reddit account? No tendie behavior whatsoever, seems to mostly just play pc shit. Even some palworld posting in there, doesn't seem like something a megatendie would get up to.
>>750585018This Niggas talk about portability and just end up playing their steam deck and switch 3 feet from their PCs
>>750585745I'm telling you tendies are fucking retarded, you can play them across the world it possible if you have the correct set up, Sunshine+Moonshine. I literally did it last year in Asia.
>>750560597Holy shit. What level of ESL is this?
>>750560597I'm getting my children PCs, consoles are for fucking faggots.
>>750586084It is a intentional act to angry you
Someone explain how online works for recomps ? I am stupid
>>750586341someone will most likely need to create a server. recomps will let you code in the correct tunnel into someone elses server. It basic networking, that all it is.
>>750544304>Not planning to releaseAh so it's not real at all then
>>750585459recomp as many wrestling games as possible starting with WWF No mercy. thanks anon.
>>750519758so, when are we getting Xenobabes 2 on PC?
SteamDeck 2 cant come soon enough ...fucking Valve, current one can't run shit it's too weak>>750586928asking the very important questions, it never ran properly on switch 1 emus, too low res
>>750586992>it's too weakIMO it's perfectly suitable. My 3060 is overkill for most (if not all) the games I play.
>>750587059i'm playing WoW Forever and it really can't handle the new kino lighting they developed for the client, just a hand-me-down chip from RDNA5 (Helix architecture, Xbox next gen) will fix all of my PC needs honestly, i still that little extra oomph to enjoy switch 1 emus at 60fps as well, and when the recomps are done it'll prob require the better chip too
>>750576874>"if you don't own it it's stealing, if you do own it then... uhhh.... ummm... err... w-well you could just be a heckin' nice guy and not do it!! what about people stealing YOUR software, ever thought about that, chuddy?"LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750587234Some Switch games don't run well period on PC, no matter how good your hardware is. Sonic Frontiers runs like absolute ass on Ryujinx. (Though, this was long before the game itself got a proper crack.)
>>750531187>The market is reactionnigger, are you brazilian or indian after all?
>>750587348yeah ive noticed that android emulation has been doing big leaps compared to PC, but thats the cool part about the decomps where we're back home on PC, AND our macbook brothers have joinedlook, i just wanna live at peace in my 40s with a Macbook + SteamDeck and cover 99% of good games available, is that too much to ask? do it AI bros
>>750547209how's the gf bro?
>>750587530>is that too much to ask?Not at all. Given this past week alone, all the meme forks of Ryujinx/Yuzu can finally continue without basic bitch UI addons.
>>750562986>shares my name>his hometown is the name of my hometown (wrong country tho)what are the fucking chances, gahdam
>>750587609you don't think Eden devs will give up bc of the new decompilers? they're still the best platform to emulate Switch 1 games, but if everything becomes "native" where's the incentive to keep emulating?
>>750585459kirby air riders pl0x
>>750587905I believe things are genuinely native on the ARM side, but absolutely not on other arches. There still has to be an emulation layer underneath.
>>750583994and this is punishment for nintendo making game key cards that they can remotely disable
>>750587991MacOS chads unironically did nothing and won kek, went from 0 game platform to a fucking goldmine
>>750584641https://www.suedbynintendo.com/
>>750576326On the contrary, it's hysterical how posting One Piece edits to mock your face and sinking ship has mindbroken you to the point of you yourself spamming One Piece images
>>750519758>GTA the "biggest" game ever is almost here>emulationiggers put all their effort into emulating nintendo game instead of snoystationReally shows why nintendo reign supreme this gen. They are the only one making games people wanna play
>>750588313PS5 emulators are up and we're going to pirate GTA day 1 so who cares about that anymore
>>750588313if you're excited for gta6 you don't like games plain and simple, it's literally a gun and ball sim for brown iq individuals at this point
The eden devs have alerted the discord saying theyre gonna accept patches for switch 2 games to run on it. Its joever for tendies.
>>750585298And piracy on actual hardware seems like it will take 3 years to get good>>7505854379/10 chance on a portable device is fucking garbage. I sure would love to spend half of my train trip waiting for the switch to rebuild its shit just like how it happens on the PS4. I simply have no hope for decent piracy on the switch 2, even the miracle webkit turned out to be just a tranny shitpost
>>750588972This is the biggest fail for tendies, the switch 2 hardware itself is still secured, they will not be getting CFW in a long time, but for PC Chads -> Snoys. They will be able to run switch 2 games.
>>750588825Eden has dogshit compatibility though (try running e.g. Mario+Rabbids 2 and note all the flickering/artefacts during the intro alone). Ryujinx is more accurate and doesn't have these issues iirc so why aren't people focusing on updating that?
>>750543321oh yeah the pirated game you can zip onto a usb and install on any pc regardless of your internet connection is definitely the same level of ownership as the game you're renting from steam.
>>750589246pretty sure rjujinx was nuked with yuzu. Eden is the best we have atm and the only switch emulator with decent UI currently.
>>750590454>rjujinx was nuked with yuzuIt got forked/rebranded into Ryubing and KenjiNX (the former of which has an ugly troon flag icon so I refuse to use it) and they redesigned the UI into this bloated padded wasted-space mess, but development was still active last I checked, seems like the last activity was just a month ago.Still has better compatibility than Eden though so I don't know why people aren't going there instead.
>>750585459Xenoblade 2 for nude mods
>>750585485link in the spoilered image to hide from nintendo
>>750589246you are a retard. you need to learn how to tune the options in eden. Or check out citron.>>750590454You are also a retard. Yuzu's development was continued multiple times, right now the most popular choices are eden and citron. I'd go with citron but both are fine.Ryujinx continued as ryubing. Both are actively still in development, they just aren't on github. New teams. Ryu was bribed out originally but open source is forever, and yuzu... that's a long story. The devs let a pissbaby in their inner circle who tattled on them and they were doing very, very illegal things they couldn't defend against, so they folded. Do NOT show people you don't know personally your very early leaks of games, and don't release early copies of your emulator to play leaked games to people who pay.
>>750531035>How or why is it that Eden is running these?it basically the same situation as Dolphin emu running both GC/Wii because they're so close.
>>750531035evryone knew that the S1 and S2 hardware and architecture are similar, if not identical.Nintendo always knew that Yuzu and Ryujin would crack the systems and make S2 emulation viable in a really short time once the S2 launches, hence why they cancelled them.What nintendo didnt took into account, was a) that a S2 exploit could be found in a S1 game, and b) AI's rise. but in any case, The S2 is already 1 year old, nintendo must have his predicted sales already.
>>750594509Switch 2's entire success now rests in the shoulders of the next Pokemon, Mario and Smash, basically
wake me up when there is a hardware exploit that nintendo can't fix
Regardless of the hack, I did feel it was about time to get a switch, kinda regret not getting one before the price increase, but there was nothing out I "needed" to play.Any chance of more bundles being added for the holidays or is it just the Mario kart and swiitch sports bundle? I guess the zelda one too, but thats just a reskin with no game so low value to me.
>>750523407Nah I'll download it for free.
News?
I was expecting a lot of PC footage up on youtube but this is the only one I've found that isn't some faggot basedfacing over games running like shit with rendering glitches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWTrJt1cYzQwhere are the fucking videos of the emulation and decomps you niggers talked about? Or the fucking download links?
Have fun, I guess. I’m not really getting much out of the Switch 2. I use it mostly for GameCube games and Switch 1 shit. No one I know has a Switch either, they just talk about PS5, which I also have.
>>750598540donate to the patreon for an invite to the secret 'cord
>>750570367Bargaining.>Yeah it's running the Switch 2 games but look at the framerate and visual bugs
>>750528664>every game on the platform becomes free>this is suddenly a reason to not own that platformAre your retarded?
>>750519758yummy slop mmm
>>750589252>the pirated game you can zip onto a usb and install on any pc regardless of your internet connection is definitely the same level of ownership as the game you're renting from steam.Correct.
how long till i can play fire emblem fortunes weave on pc and/or be able to install and play "backups" on console?
>0 original webms of anons running the game on their PC
>>750598874Amazing how fast we got here from "unhackable", no?
>>750587318i know what you are, anon
>first instinct is to go buy a switch 2 and keep it in the box until cfw comes out>realize i don't really care enough about the current library to justify the purchasefuck you nintendo, release more games for me to play for free
>>750599514Not really.
>>750599637I kinda realized emulation will probably peak before homebrew so a steamdeck or some other 3rd party handheld will function better as a switch 2 than an actual switch 2. and I have zero interest in Nintendo's console features beyond pirated games so like, there's really no reason to buy one.
>>750519874>>750521945>LOOK MOM I POSTED & REPLIED TO MY OWN SCREENSHOT XDD lol virgin
>>750599403we need the IP counter back
>>750599762just like aqua lol
>>750599637People are so used to FOMO it's crazy. What's the point of buying a console and keeping it inside a safe for 2 years. That's fucking insane.
>>750599717about once a month or so i regret not buying a deck on launch
>>750599557you're right, i know what i am... waiting for tamagotchi plaza to get decomped, that's what! miraitchi... seggs...
>>750600228chinese 3rd party options are probably better at this point but you run the risk of some random hardware incompatibility making certain games unplayable
>>750599717Decks are amazing. The only problem is that they spiked in price way too hard, not really that worth it anymore.My deck + RG34XXSP is pretty much the only things I use to play these days besides Deadlock
>>750548524Unless a bootrom exploit is found, exploits will always be "burned too early". At least until nintendo's next console is released and they pretty much drop support for the switch 2.
>>750519874I literally don't understand this position. You want my games to be free, but you're not going to play them?
Tendies on suicide watch
>>750586864They were just waiting for Switch 1 emulators to officially support patches for Switch 2and that moment finally arrived todayhttps://github.com/0x2593/Eden-NS2https://github.com/Djihads80/Eglantine/
>>750601025
>>750600962From what? PC vegans finally getting to experience video games?
>>750601025>>750601085Fucking aces
>>750601025>>750601085>Emulator this emulator thatWhereAretheFuckiiiiingNSPs??
>>750601085>Gameplay is slow (5-8 FPS)Alright, I'm setting a 72 hour timer on my PC the second I post this. How much you all wanna bet it'll be up to... let's say, 25 FPS by the time that clock rings?
>>75060161090% odds. At least3 days is almost a lifetime these days with this Claude insanity
>>750601443https://archive.org/download/SW2-dumpster>>750601610Keep in mind that this is just the beginning and that there are many different PC configurations, but given how fast things are moving, I'd say that by the end of the week everything will be running at 60 fps or a native frame rate
>>750601738I'm hoping someone dumps Orbitals soon
>yfw you're a waitchad who downloads every exclusive before the switch 2 finally gets a real game
>>750601972It'll happen eventually. For now, they're only available on a few sites like the one in the archive, but soon you'll find them on other websites that commonly share games and romsIt might be a good idea to check out fmhy.net in the future
Everyone should start their own timers, come to think of it, based on their own predictions. I WILL be coming back to the latest Switch decomp-related thread to share when my timer expires.November 1st is going to be very, very fun.
>>750601738No Mario Kart or am I a retard?
I'm thinking zelda OoT remake with the anti soul gas patched out at 4k 144fps
so where to get switch2 games?
>>750603419you gotta click the partial/ file, retard-kun
>>750603663Ay caramba...Thanks
>>750529898Is that fucking Eden Running switch 2?How?
>>750603663mario kart is bigger than 150mb, thats just a few textures ripped not the rom
>>750603562This, and fixing the more iffy character designs (especially Link) if it also still uses BRRES like MKW does. oh and Fujiko Takimoto/Nobuyuki Hiyama voice clips for Young and Adult Link
so can i sell my switch 2 and game now or is it gonna take a long while before everything is playable on pc/mac?
>>750524641This game is so gross. Nobody would have cared about it if it was an original IP.
>>750576874>>750587318Switch 2 hackers can't really play the small rogue grassroots dev doing it for the people when the work is being done by a cutting edge tool from a trillion dollar industry, with your "projects" being walking ads for said tool subscription.
>>750580318not pictured, top took billions of dollars to makeand the bottom one is taking trillions to make AND run
>>750603419can I install any of these onto my svwitch 2 yet or what do (yes I have the exploitable jp demos)
>>750604804No one really ever cared to frame the hackers as "little guys" it's just that hacking is better for the consumer so there's no reason to cheer for Nintendo unless you're a faggot.
>>750601025>https://github.com/0x2593/Eden-NS2>https://github.com/Djihads80/Eglantine/NO NO NO NO NO NO IT CANNOT BE!@FBI@NINTENDO@PORNHUBDO SOMETHING!
NOOOO MY YEARS OF ATTENTION, MINOR GROOMING ON DISCORD, TRANSITIONING MEDS DOWN THE DRAIN!!! CURSE YOU CLOD!
>>750605182Uhh people told me the hack was a nothingburger since this had no kernal access. Wtf?
>>750604482There was no hardware hack, the switch 2 is still safe from being tampered, but people can emulate games so it kind of useless:
>>750605182Man tendies aren’t even responding well anymore, they’ve just started taking it.
>>750520303Do people really?I used both growing up, and I found early Windows to be the easiest to use (replicated today with LTSC). Early Mac wasn't total AIDS and sometimes had easier & automated installs, but it never felt as clean as barebones Windows.
The funniest part of the whole fake emulator/decomp frenzy is how it proved all, literally all, nintendo hate and how if you like their games you're a bad person, etc, all of that was purely performative, nothing but a larp to fit in with their fellow twitter schizos.For all the constant bitching that all nintendo games suck now and any third party releasing on the switch 2 is a bad game, people instantly swarmed like locusts at the CHANCE that MAYBE with some luck PROBABLY they would get to pirate them they started to brag about how all those great games would be in their hands now, proving it's nothing but sour grapes fagging.Meanwhile the PiS5 did get prolapsed open and literally nobody gives a fuck about barrierstation games, people would rather use it as an overpriced docked switch 1 instead.
>>750606296>fake emulator/decomp frenzystopped reading, seethe harder
>>750604236Turns out the systems are pretty much identical Just needed a patch file
I thought Nintendo hardware was unhackable and that PC chuds are just envious of the Switch 2 though.
>>750537407OOT being dumped and recompiled before the official release would be huge
>>750607298it would be the greatest thing to happen in like at least the last 5 years as far as leaks go, only something like a pc build of gta vi would be bigger than ocarina, and even then, its ocarina of time.
>>750601085>Donkey Kong Bananza progress buildSTOP THE COUNT
>>750607430>>750606126I'm just happy my PC vegan bros are finally getting good games
>>750607430What do you mean didn’t ToTK got leaked early, it would be like 90% of that.
>>750599874and flags
>>750601025ive never updated Eden before, how easy is the process? i have like 8 good running games there and dont wanna fuck it up lol
tendybros...we're been raped...
>>750608197I, for one, welcome the rape
Wake me up when it runs on ps5
>>750608528
Well guys what are you waiting for? Go download those Emulators and start playing those great games! No need to post endless threads gloating about these amazing "hacks"! Oh wait.... you can't.... BECAUSE YOU RETARDS GOT DUPED BY ACCOUNTS TRYING TO STEAL DONATION MONEY
So what will happen when they patch this? Could newer games still be dumped or not?
>>750601025Make sure to do your part.
>>750605182>pornhublmao
>>750608714O shit! Man I swear I only looked away from the scene for like 2 days wtf is happening
>>750608721you need a new hack by that point
any torrents or downloads for switch 2 games that isnt on the super slow archive.org link?
>>750608850>Yahoo Mail
>>750608850>virtue signaling for a corporationTendies are more brain-damaged than previously thought
>>750608721hint: there's a reason people keep saying the pajeets blew the exploit too early
>>750609061The torrent in archive was pretty fast for me. I don't have the best internet but only took an hour or so
>>750609137You'll survive anon
>>750609170I am a commoner and a fool, completely missed the torrent file in the archive. thankfully its already been downloaded on torbox
>>750609061It's funny that it's so slow now, yesterday it was downloading at about 20 MB per second, and now that I'm trying to download Super Mario Wonder Switch 2 Edition, which they added today, it's only downloading at 500 kbps.I think the server knows this is being downloaded a lot and is intentionally limiting the download speed
>>750609137Suck my balls, piratefag. You deserve nothing.
>>750609170>>750609380But the torrent download doesn't have Mario Wonder, and Pokopia is corrupted
>>750609546are switch 2 games also .nsp or whats the extension now?
>>750609578Aren't the dumps just the RomFS files? I don't think there's actual full dumps yet.
>>750609668i have no idea honestly, my iq for emulations is very surface level so im just trying to make sure im downloading the right stuff when the time is rightive only ever used wiiudownloader and .nsp files for switch 1 emu
>>750609578These are the decrypted files, such as romfs and exefs. You have to open the romfs folder or the main file inside it to run it in the emulator
>>750609764Sorry, main is in the exefs folder, it's the folder with the least amount of content inside and size
>>750609764>>750609843ty anon, i learn smth new everyday
>>750609843I'm glad I looked in here before it archived, thanks a bunch anon!
