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Headless Horsemen edition

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EVIL
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Watch Dracula
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>>224042191
DIES
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>>224042224
TONIGHT
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Best Vincent Price movie with real Halloween vibes? Also best Elvira movie?
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>>224042081
It's pretty mid, but it was OK for me. I like 80s horror. The key idea here is that a heavy metal singer is in league with the devil, he burns in a hotel fire, he rises from the dead and he can manifest himself where his music is played.

>>224042130
Yeah, but he's only in one scene and has about 20 seconds of screen time.
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>>224042224
IN THREE BUSINESS DAYS
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When the spooks have a midnight jamboree
They break it up with fiendish glee!
Ghosts are bad, but the one that's cursed
Is the Headless Horseman, he's the worst!

(That's right, he's a fright on Halloween night!)

When he goes a-joggin' 'cross the land
Holdin' his noggin in his hand
Demons take one look and groan
And hit the road for parts unknown

(Beware, take care, he rides alone!)

And there's no spook like a spook that's spurned
They don't like him, and he's really burned!
He swears to the longest day he's dead
He'll show them that he can get a head

They say he's tired of his flamin' top
He's got a yen to make a swap
So he rides one night each year
To find a head in the hollow here

With a hip-hip and a clippity-clop
He's out lookin' for a top to chop
So don't stop to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man

(Now he likes them little, he likes them big!
Part in the middle, or a wig!
Black or white or even red!)
The headless horseman needs a head!

Now if you doubt this tale is so
I met that spook just a year ago
Now I didn't stop for a second look
But made for the bridge that spans the brook
For once you cross that bridge, my friends
(The ghost is through, his power ends!)

So when you're riding home tonight
Make for the bridge with all your might
He'll be down in the hollow there
He needs your head, look out, beware!

With a hip-hip and a clippity-clop
He's out looking for a head to swap
So don't try to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man!
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Good afternoon Harperbros
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>>224042177
This movie should have been a slow burn that culminates in the Headless Horseman throwing the jack o lantern at Ichabod Crane and murdering him
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>>224042177
Don't lose your heads tonight, frens
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Ernest The Bug Chaser
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evil rides with delight!
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>tfw had the worst nightmare in ages
>in college learning electrical engineering
>tfw biologist
Kinos for this feel?
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>>224042177
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FIXBROTHERS
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>The ending totally isn't a castration metaphor
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>>224042321
>biologist
Me too
I study echinoderms, you?
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watch something with a frankenstein in it
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I was watching Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers for Halloween, and there's a scene that reminds me a lot of American Psycho. Michelle Bauer takes a guy from a club to her place, puts on some music, covers the wall with some plastic so it doesn't get blood on it, while the guy asks her whats that for, then she puts on a shower cap and kills him with a chainsaw. Unlike Bateman, she's naked tho.

Overall, it was sort of fun, I guess. Like a less funny B version of Naked Gun. With tits of course.
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need a spook movie to stream to friends tonight. assume i already have seen everything horror. need something special,.but not the usual generic suspects
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>>224042332
I studied the ecology of bees
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>224042331
why should you care about what happens to a serial killer who murdered all your friends and wants to murder you too? are you european or something?
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>>224042380
deadstream
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>>224042382
Based
My recommendations are:
The Bay
The Creature From The Black Lagoon

Both have biologists. Not entirely scientifically accurate, but in some aspects they are.
Also they're both good
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>>224042384
Insane movie
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>>224042401
already streamed it when it came out
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i-it's right behind you, anon
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are you dressing up this year, anon?
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>>224042508
who is this semen demon
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>>224042508
I want to trickrtreat but I'm scared of being turned away for being too old
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>>224042508
A university buddy of mine went to school with Heidi Klum.
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>>224042528
Honestly you'd have police called on you
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>>224042444
I watched the bay already (kino), but not the other one, I’ll watch it later at night for optimal viewing
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>>224042358
I noticed that too
>Overall, it was sort of fun, I guess. Like a less funny B version of Naked Gun. With tits of course.
That's about all you can hope for with these movies. I found the scene funny when the detective is clearly fighting with his wife who hates him, but with the narration all you hear is "my wife looked at me lovingly and begged me not to leave. She wished me luck as tears welled up in her eyes"
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i bought a blender but it ended up being too small so i got another one and it's way too big for just morning smoothies but i guess i can use it to make homemade pasta sauces and whatever else i feel like
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>>224042387
>Non sequitur
The movie wouldn't be as impactful or cathartic if the villain just gets sneakily stabbed in the back by a main character.
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>>224042599
non sequiturs are okay if the person on the other end is an incel retard
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>>224042562
Have fun
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I just raked my leaves for 20 minutes and I feel so tired and lazy. How do people do 40 hours a week at work?
What movies are you guys watching for tonight?
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>>224042253
>Best Vincent Price movie with real Halloween vibes?
House on Haunted Hill is a classic spooky haunted house movie
> best Elvira movie?
You either watch Elvira Mistress of the Dark, which is a normal feature film that she stars in, or you pick out a movie she's hosted and watch that. That's more down to personal taste, and a lot of them are slop, which is part of the charm
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>>224042659
The Beast of Mossy Bottom 2026
Trick or Treat 1986
Trick or Treat 2008
Wolfen 1981
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My chart for this month, minus Dawn Of The Dead which I'm watching tonight. All first time watches

Highlights for me:
>The Woman In Black (1989)
>Creature From The Black Lagoon
>Braindead
>Bride of Frankenstein
>Dead Ringers
>Prince of Darkness
>Insidious
>Child's Play
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>>224042700
Bro I am tired. How do normies work full time jobs? I still have to bake 2 things and cook 2 things for the week.
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>>224042575
I knew what I was getting. I watched a bunch of B movies this October, including B horror. Nightmare Sisters, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Not of This Earth were ok fun as well. At least to the degree that these sort of movies can be fun. A lot of it has been absolute shit as well.
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>>224042714
Oh, and I forgot I loved The Devils too.
I didn't like Starry Eyes, Amityville, Possum, or Skeleton Key.

The rest are 7 or 8s out of 10.
Great month overall, and I expect Dawn Of The Dead to be good tonight
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What was the name of that movie with the fucked up title involving two kids at home but it’s not their home at night or whatever
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Evil brides tonight!
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>>224042749
Skinamarink?
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>>224042528
>I want to trickrtreat but I'm scared of being turned away for being too old
Print out a picture of a sick hospital kid and come up with a pitch about his dying wish being to get authentic door-to-door halloween candies and you're the one doing the kid that solid
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>>224042762
Yes! That is it, thank you. I was reminded of this movie on tiktok and wanted to watch it. I tried watching it but it was a camrip of it so I threw it away for later
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>>224042746
Looks like you had an awesome month with lots of kino. Good variety, too
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>>224042714
>Dawn Of The Dead which I'm watching tonight
based saving the best for last
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So whats your big horror movie for today going to be?
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post horror kino with great atmosphere

>woman in black (original)
>dark night of the scarecrow (made for tv kino)
>let's scare jessica to death
>black christmas (original)

what else bros?
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>>224042203
Which one?
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I am Hubie Halloween
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Ernest goes trick or treating
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>>224042837
>movie
>moviE
>E.
>(singular)
You're a funny guy, Anon.
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>>224042714
Turns out, haven't really watched that many horror movies this October for some reason. Only 24 out of 48. Hmm
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>>224042838
To be honest I think you already listed the movies with the best atmosphere!
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>>224042837
Curse Of The Blair Witch+Blair Witch Project
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>‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ has surprise-released a special Halloween episode titled “A Story of Derry.”
>Running approximately 30 minutes, the special takes place hundreds of years before Pennywise and follows three young people who venture into the Western Wood, where they encounter a terrifying ancient spirit.

Any good?
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all the streaming sites i bookmarked are down :(
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>>224042885
What did you think of Burn Witch Burn?
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>>224042907
>not downloading torrents or screen recording them
Aww poor anono, sweet sunshine.
>kiss kiss
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I'm going to a haunted carnival thing tonight and my girlfriend agreed we could do an edible right beforehand so I'm excited
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>>224042908
Eh, It was ok, but I wasn't too crazy about it. I liked The City of the Dead much more. Similar theme, black and white horror from early 60s ...
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YTV always peaked in October.
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>>224042931
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF MY BOARD, NORMIE. GET OFF MY BOARD!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>224042927
>or screen recording them
what an impoverished mindset
use a proper tool to download the stream at it's source
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>>224042355
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
>>224042685
HoHH is excellent
>>224042845
He means 2025
>>224042901
Hard pass
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>>224042838
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Day of the Dead (1985)
Creepshow (1982)
Horror Express (1972)
The Keep (1983)
Leviathan(1989)
Deepstar Six(1989)
Shock Waves (1977)
Pupper Master 1-3
Ghoulies 1-2
Hausu (1977)
Night of the Comet (1984)
Lifeforce (1985)
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I cant wait for the seasonalfags to leave
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I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!
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best boobs in a slasher?

hard mode: no friday the 13th movies
challenge mode: you also see bush
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>>224043060
Shut up
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>>224043029
get a life faggot
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>>224043029
There are no seasonalfags here, must the same retards as always
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>>224043060
Eva Braun - Downfall (2004)
Ashely’s Sister - Evil Dead (1981)
Angela the Puerto Rican - Sleepaway Camp (1983)
OP’s Sex Tape - Diary of a Sexy Man (2024)
Ernest - Ernest True Evil (1993)
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>>224043029
Lmao its always the waifufags as always
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A few years back there was some horror comedy about 2 guys who have their uncle or something kill people in a diner, ill look it up it was funny
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I liked the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street more than the original and I liked 2 more than 1 because I watched it first.
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>>224043148
It was Blood Diner (1987), pretty slick.
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>>224042380
Never after dark
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Why are you guys spending your 2 days off here?
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>>224043194
i actually just downloaded that. you confirmed it. thanks man
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>>224043264
https://youtu.be/xkxu6roiDPg?is=eeSFfDrU_XlJwfQp
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What are some shows with good Halloween specials? Not just a scary episode, but an episode about or set during halloween
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Just watched Ginger Snaps. Should I watch the two sequels?
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>>224043264
well where are you spending them?
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>>224043330
He has 7 days off every week
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>>224043330
In your moms anus
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>>224043361
uh oh stinky
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>>224042382
How do you feel about killer bee movies?
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>>224043382
I'm not the biologist but what killer bee movies are there besides The Swarm?
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this goes straight into my "spoopy /lit/ focused tv" list among with The Ninth Gate
seeing Sam Neill was also interesting since I saw Event Horizon a few months earlier
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>>224043382
what if a bee stung you peehole and then u couild never pee again?

I would porbably jizz and shoot the bee away first
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>>224043267
no problem man
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>>224043296
Unfortunately, no.
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>>224043357
Based.
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>>224043432
>>224043050
For me, it's Drac Carey
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>>224043401
The Beekeeper
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>>224043401
The Deadly Bees
The Killer Bees
The Savage Bees
Terror Out Of The Sky

Might be a few in the 00's, then you've got the more recent chinese giant bee movies
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>>224043456
Has nothing to do with killer bees, but I liked their ideas what to do with scammer call centers.
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watching The Werewolf vs Vampire Woman (1971) on 4k, its Paul Nashy kino, HDR blood on boobies
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>>224043578
Any of these worth watching? I want to like the Swarm but it's just too crummy to be really enjoyable past the first half.
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Ernest pee 𝖆rchiv𝖊
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>>224043639
With the weird characters this sounds like something you'd search for to get water sports cheese pizza
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>>224043607
Nice
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What if bees
Were sharks
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>>224043699
>stinger the size of a dildo

might b cool
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>>224043661
what an oddly specific thing to say
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Ernest getting stung by bees
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I thought Buddy was alright, finally something different.
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best jack the ripper-related horror movies?
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>>224043778
Jack the Ripper (1976) directed by Jess Franco starring Klaus Kinski is not the "best" but it worth a look as one of Francos more competently made films
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>>224043778
perfume
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>>224043778
Not a movie but Jack is a prominent part of the game's story.
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Epstein Scared Stupid
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>>224043610
The 1st I haven't seen in ages. It's Amicus though and adapted by Bloch.

The rest are made-for-TV (title of the 2nd is actually just Killer Bees) so probably about what you'd expect. The Savage Bees is about on a par with The Swarm but that's another I haven't seen in forever.
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>>224043778
The Lodger (1944) with Laird Cregar for something more reserved and Edge of Sanity with Anthony Perkins for something ridiculous (this one's mixed with Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde where smoking crack turns him into Jack the Ripper)
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I did not care for The Others (2001)
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>>224042332
>I study echinoderms
I study fecalderms, their population containment, and their eradication.
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I study ernestderms:)
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cat hasn't blinked in 40 minutes
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you are all a bunch of fucking faggots
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Evil prevailed tonight
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To whoever did that Poltergeist thread earlier before the bump limit; you are a tourist fag and hopefully you don’t return.
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Ernest friend simulates with a bunch of faggots
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Ernest Hunts Down the Cornell 7
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That was debunked btw
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i'm starting way too late for my liking. first time watch
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Ernest Says: Its about the time leadership at Shudder was changed up too.
Dont think its ever been said explicitly but it became less about showing popular or niche or even forgotten movies to moreso showcasing Shudder originals.

Heard at one point it pretty much turned into a bartering system of you show 3 shudder originals and we'll see about allowing you to play this 80s movie.
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Not feeling any Halloween vibes in the streets tonight
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>>224042845
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>planned a delicious Halloween dinner with pumpkin soup and stuffed peppers
>know that I'll wind up just gorging myself on cheap chocolate and pumpkin beer
Such is life on the 'Ween
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>>224044175
How long would it take you to watch every movie ever made about Dracula?
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Never After Dark was very good
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It's 1981, and the World Trade Center is still new and very shiny.
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>>224042714
how did you make this?
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>>224044243
My roommate is making chili and cornbread tonight
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>>224042203
>Luc Besson
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watching leprechaun 2
don't like these 4k remasters, bros
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Watched Ju-On Black Ghost and White Ghost. I think I liked Black Ghost a bit more. Better atmosphere and unique scares. White Ghost felt like a fan film, worse acting, some good scares but some weak ones too.
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>>224044309
https://topsters.org/
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>>224044262
It'd be a while
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We're all Ernest here
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>>224044262
An eternity, mortal
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My name is William P. Ernest
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>>224044312
Im also making chili
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>>224044262
including foreign there are about 98 dracula films which, if you were to watch nonstop 8 hours a day, would take about 18 days to do
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Ernest Pee World
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>>224044243
I have some soup I gotta finish in the next few days. I hate losing anything.
But today I have some chicken nuggies, fries and a pizza in the oven.
Plus I have potato chips and a little pumpkin bucket full of chocolate bars for later.
And a fridge with beers, cider and pumpkin beers.
I'm set.
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>>224043446
>filename
lel
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>>224044243
Pathetic lazy manchild loser
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>>224044262
oceans of time
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>>224044325
The old lady jumpscare in the bathroom annihilated me. Didn't see it coming at all.
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>>224043778
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>>224043778
Jack the Ripper mini series (1988) is my favorite one
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old movies remade as slashers tierlist
>Happy Death Day
>Freaky
>Happy Death Day 2
>It's a Wonderful Knife
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God damn, never meet your heroes.
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>>224044693
Based Toxie
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Happy Halloween Harperbros
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>>224044693
Holy Shit Toxic Avenger still kino until this day
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>>224044861
>>224044770
>supporting Israel is... le good!
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got the exorcist on
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cute

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwPzN3LNAg
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>>224044911
grow up ffs
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any kino horror with cyberpunk elements?
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Horror anime kino

>Devilman: The Birth
>Wicked City
>Baoh The Caller
>BioHunter
>Legend of the Overfiend
>Genocyber

Let's go boys, tentacle raping demon filled titty sucking hand-drawn kino
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>>224044858
Happy Halloween bro
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>>224044911
Nice
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>>224045083
CUTE
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tonight's first pick
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>>224044973
Hardware (1990)
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>>224042837
season of the witch and NOTLD of course
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Problem?
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I’m really supposed to believe this chick couldn’t get a date to the prom?
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>>224042177
>supposed to believe this fucking goober is a ladie's man
Final Destination 5 is the best one so far.
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>>224045352
Uggo
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>>224042177
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Recommending The Cycle for anyone who’s looking for something new. Pretty good!
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>>224045427
Would
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>>224044325
>Now watch this alley-oop.
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>>224044973
Steel and Lace (1991)
Split Second (1992)
Death Machine (1994)
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>>224042838
Messiah of Evil
Lemora
The Vampire Lovers
Daughters of Darkness
The Hunger
Innocent Blood
The Beyond
Suspiria
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>>224045485
I watched that on wednesday. Low budget movie, but great dead body and practical effects. I also found the idea interesting that the guy tries everything only to find out that the curse doesn't end with his own death.
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>>224045512
Honestly same
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>>224045517
kek
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Any halfway decent erotic horror?
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>>224045731
get a clue, coomer
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Anyone seen this yet? If so, rec or no rec?
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>>224045731
Vampyres (1974)
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>>224045746
No
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>>224042901
Watched it last night. It was woke slop and I'm not even one of those people who call everything woke. Terrible cgi too.
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>>224045819
This was good
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>>224044585
Oh, never knew about this one
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Watch some movies with us tonight, The Keep (1983) starts NOW @ https://manestream.live/north
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>>224045512
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe. Rest in Power, King.
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i just watched dark water I did enjoy it
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Is Mandy any good?
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>>224044585
>Oi, was vat prastichewt slain last noight? Blimey, oi saw her in ve pub fought to myself oi could even fancy a shag free points down ve rowd.
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>>224045881
>anyone have any recommendations?
Yeah, murder yourself
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>>224045485
Just finished this. Fantastic movie. The cinematography and main actress stood out. Great effects. Plenty of werewolf action. The plot is predictable, tho. 10/10 recommend.
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>>224045900
>Panos Kosmatos

The greek era is upon us
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>>224045900
It's brilliant

*anyone who calls is "reddit" is a morbidly obese neckbeard who's never seen a vagina irl.
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>>224045879
You always play good movies when I work and when I don't you play some third rate cinecita or direct to box office bankruptcy movies.
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>>224042714
Good picks.

>>224042746
Good pi-
>I didn't like Starry Eyes
I'll slap your tits.
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>>224043296
The second one is a bit different, but it's good. Haven't seen the 3ird one.
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>>224045900
No
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>>224045963
Buddy im mexican, no pedas si no fueras mamon.
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>>224045731
Dressed to Kill
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Ghostbusters vs Sadako (or Kayako) when?
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>>224042261
>the invisible man when he sees the headless horseman coming
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>>224046199
Would be funny if all the Ghostbusters were Japanese
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>>224045947
>*anyone who calls is "reddit" is a morbidly obese neckbeard who's never seen a vagina irl.
So a 4chanarian?
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>>224044858
>>224045083
>>224045152
kys gremjeeto
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>>224045900
Black character ruined the movie so I turned it off
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>>224043403
I love both of those. Not a big fan of Event Horizon. You should absolutely watch Prince of Darkness if you haven't already seen it.
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>>224046285
Yet if he died would you have liked it?
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>>224046310
>Not a big fan of Event Horizon
I'm not a big fan of you.
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>>224046334
and how!
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>>224046285
Based. You still have a spine.
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>>224046285
>hating on Bill Duke
fucking faggot
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Anyone see the newest VHS? Last year's was the best they've made in a long time. (Even if that candy factory escape room thing was probably the worst short they've ever done.)
>new one is music themed
Nevermind, bummer.
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>>224046271
Precisely
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>>224046392
The new one is pretty bad. The segments are mediocre and GWAR are fucking annoying.
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>>224045900
I liked it, was cool how the cult was some creepy hippies and not the generic black robed satanists.
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>>224046392
not good
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>>224046382
If say he simply got fried into a laser
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>>224046392
It was mostly forgettable, but I thought the 'Music of Erich Zann' short was decent.
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>>224046392
I havent seen a Single VHS whats it about?
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>>224046398
So you are a r*editor and not a based 4chanarian? what the bleh are you doing here??
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>>224045947
Cope. It WAS /reddit/ soifag
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>>224042901
I just watched it and it's unbelievably bad.
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>>224046436
chicken fried
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>>224046456
They're horror anthologies with a found footage format. The conceit is 'some people found these tapes somewhere' and there's a wraparound subplot of that, in addition to the horror shorts being played. Most of them are forgettable but there's usually at least one good or ok short in each anthology.
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>>224045485
Happy Halloween Anon
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>>224046472
I've never posted on reddit in my life, ackshually.
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>>224046456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V/H/S_(franchise)
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Ernest gapes Harper TONIGHT
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>>224046535
How is your Halloween?
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>>224045485
I watched it, it was very good. But I have to admit I was thinking about God of War Laufey for the first 20 minutes of the film, kek
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>>224046480
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>>224046581
How is your samefagging saarrr?
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>>224045884
BRO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TWIST
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>>224046581
Great, friend! Hope you are having a good day!!
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why is Halloween 6 so based
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>>224046083
You said something in the lines of "put up or shut up/gotta bring ass to get ass".

Anyway, I am glad. But why do you accept the racists in the chat?
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>>224046610
But only the Producer's cut
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>>224045900
I thought it was super boring
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>>224046645
that's the one i'm watchin. alex ross perry recommended it
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im alone on halloween
my only two friende are ignoring me
i have nobody
im 26 and my youth is slipping by me. ive never been to a halloween party or done anything of the sort
im so depressed right now
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Blood for Dracula is a deeply comedic film.
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>>224046645
I watched Halloween 6 years ago and I have no idea which version I saw.
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reminder to not engage with the miserable freaks who want to derail the thread and sour your halloween.
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>>224046697
I'm 38 and watching porn. Your life could be worse.
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>>224046607
Alright now to the finale. Planned this marathon out pretty good this week. I doubt it's gonna top #5 though.
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>>224046645
so whats different about the producers cut?
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>>224046602
Go back
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>>224046715
Both versions are megaretarded tbqh. It features Paul Rudd delivering literally one of the worst performances I've ever seen - and I've seen A LOT of bad horror films.
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>>224045485
thanks, just downloaded it, will probably watch tonight
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>>224046697
You're watching movies at least, right?
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>>224046724
That’s not bad or a problem, the problem you watch blacked
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>>224046535
>>224046608
You're spending Halloween night alone poorly impersonating a waifuposter on your phone, how flattering.
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>>224046755
I'm not gonna give you a scene-by-scene breakdown, but trust me when I say it flows much better.
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>>224046716
Nobody past the age of like 21 or 22 should concern themselves with muh parties muh friends muh missing out type thinking on a children's holiday
It's a pathetic mindset for an adult man to have
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>>224046697
I'm barely feeling Halloween this year, too much work and stress on my mind. Only saw a few movies this month.
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>>224046803
Cope.
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>>224046796
Who is he impersonating?
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>>224046803
You have autism.
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>>224046813
That's exactly my situation, too distracted and exhausted to enjoy the season, or much of anything for that matter.
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It's Halloween
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>>224046697
Are you at least getting drunk? If not, you need to get on that.
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>>224046764
He’s supposed to be kind of retarded thoughbeit
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>>224046821
Quit playing retarded and be serious for one second.
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>>224046789
Black girls getting bleached but yeah same concept I guess
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Ernest goes poopy
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>>224046856
>Black girls getting bleached but yeah same concept I guess
Not exactly.
Black girls are ascending in this situation
White girls are descending when blacked
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>>224046852
I got the impression he's supposed to be on the spectrum, but his performance couldn't have been less convincing.
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>>224046803
It’s an all ages holiday. If you hate human interaction so much stop posting. I’m handing out candy to trick or treaters and it brings me joy to bring them joy :)
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>>224046848
First I'm hearing of it
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I'm downloading picrel. what am I in for?
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>>224046784
my favorite halloween movies just remind me of a youth lost. Ive never had a gf, never kissed a girl, never experienced hardly anything. all my favorite spooky movies involve parties, relationships, friends, youth. it pains me
I'll put on Terrifier 2 but it just makes me sad that I'm not doing ectasy and partying with cute girls
>>224046849
I had plans to drive to a friends house but they're not responding and its storming outside
I guess I should start drinking now
>>224046813
work has been so stressful and made me depressed
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Halloween party is starting, talk to yall later!
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>>224046971
>>224046977
Kek
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>>224046971
>they're not responding and its storming outside
Kino
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It's raining here too. I was going to go lurking around the neighborhood to check out the decorations but I'm stuck here with you psychos instead.
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argento's movies are shit
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I'm gunna go hang out with my senpai for a few hours but when I get back I;m gunna get drunk and watch City of the Living Dead on 4k and its gunna hit like fulci crack rocks
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>>224046971
just get drunk and watch spooky movies bro. Inde Navarrette is going to be on snl tonight. should be comfy
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>>224046848
Shaky film camera is the best for horror.
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>>224046901
Grow up
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>>224043264
I already went to a haunted house attraction and carved my pumpkins and am playing horror games
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>>224047064
> Inde Navarrette is going to be on snl tonight. should be comfy
NORMIE ALERT
>NORMIE ALERT
NORMIE ALERT
>NORMIE ALERT
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>>224046901
>it brings me joy to bring them joy :)
Does it make you cry, their joy and excitement?
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>>224047188
Is every poster in here a manchild?
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ughh girlfriend just texted and she says she wants Halloween sex
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>>224047202
Burst into treats, perhaps :P
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>>224047240
Bummer, dude!
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>>224047202
I’ve been literally tearing up all night
Just the thought of youth and innocence
;_;
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>>224047240
Do it, but don't let her cum
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The trick r treaters are coming finally! Side note; my neighborhood looks almost like the one from Poltergeist.
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>>224047270
zero trick r treaters near me
it's oddly silent already...but it is misting rain all day
fuckin pathetic halloween
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>>224047270
I appreciate the ones who actually wait until dark. Sometimes you get the lazy parents that try to get that shit over with as early as possible. Can’t even appreciate my decorations until nightfall ya cunts. But also since it’s Saturday I think trick or treating is overall a little later this year
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>>224047311
>>224047311
>>224047311
>>224047311
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>>224047240
Anon no!
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>>224046607
Yeah its a great twist
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>>224045900
Was pretty experimental so I got really drunk and it got better, would watch again
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