>he replied in a popular thread>make sure everyone stops posting and let it die slowly
>>223997920like that would ever happen
>>223997920that's me alright
That means you won the thread
the gov id in the irc hate it when anon drops a singular truth in a thread so it has to 404
Cristof is easy to bait. Just let him know he’s not European and that he’s actually a mongolmutt. He will reply to me personally.
>>223997975>you won le game
>>223997920This happens all the time.
>he opened in a popular thread>make sure everyone stops posting and let it die slowly
I like to think my comment was so compelling that no one could refutee so the thread just naturally dies
>>223997975I don't feel that way when it happens to me. which is quite often
>>223997920You have to click on the time of the last post, sometimes big threads stay up for hours after the last reply and everyone lost interest.
>>223997920oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223997975insane levels of cope
>>223997975That means you're that awkward kid that walks up to a group having a fun, boisterous conversation, then you say something, everyone goes silent, their smiles fade, they look around awkwardly, then they disperse.
>>223998128>for the zoomer, internet is reality
>>223998213It's all they have
>Hes feeling very good looking and confident today>Send in a small group of teen girls that will laugh the moment they walk past him
>>223997920This meme blows
>>223998349>>223998213It figures you autists wouldn't understand the joke. Oh the irony kek
>>223998128And thats a bad thing because?
>>223998636>that was a joke
>>223998128you would know how that feels wouldnt you
>>223997975This is what I tell myself as a consolation prize when I unintentionally kill a discussion. Hopefully you can learn to develop self-awareness too anon
>>223998128>>223998653Good, fuck everyone else>If I'm not having a good time, no one will be
>>223998636you were only pretending, right?
>>223997920>give him a two-day ban for posting in an off topic thread
>>223998450>huh? he turned around? he's following them? wait what's he doing
>>223999030>have the employee at the gun store beckon him in
>get him into Malfoid fanfics>shut down ao3 for a month
>>223997975...but at what cost...
>>223999092
>>223999129>RC
>>223997920>he sees a thread he doesn't like>make sure he goes into it to complain and derail it so that the thread gets deleted
>>223999129Machine never worked btw
>>223999147if it takes me more than 5.2 seconds to find/format an appropriate image for a reply, I don't bother.I get griefed all the time for watermarks and tumblr filenames. My time is more important than /tv/ feelings.
>>223999193>least media illiterate The Prestige enjoyer
>>223999193(you)
>>223999249t. didn't watch closely and wants to be fooled
He is getting interested in that coworker, put the premature cum pills in his food again, he will cum in his shorts if she brushes him
>>223999270>drowns as a prank
>>223999316>thinks it was angier that drowned
>>223999423>midwit smugly shitting up the thread with retarded headcanon
Cutter told you from the beginning that it was a double.
>>223999193>>223999270>>223999423>thE mAcHiNe wOrKed>>The machine didn't work>>>The machine worked.
Yeah fuck you cool assholes and your "good discussions" and "moments of human vulnerability". I mean that. Your world doesn't know how to cope with outsiders and that's it's fundamental flaw.
Imagine being in an actual Truman Show.Now, you have access to 4chan.You may visit a handful of boards, but in case you misclick or actually gain a new interest, all the other boards must still be filled with topics.What would the actual logistics of such a simulation be? You'd have to have a bunch of people making nothing but increasingly silly and retarded threads, someone actually acting the part of an obsessed schizo making the same thread over and over, and all the twitter and e-celeb shit that Truman might not even care for in the slightest.Imagine being someone on such a literal content farm making nothing but Sneed threads all day, every day.
>Quick, now ban him for posting in an off-topic thread that had 300 replies prior to deletion
>>223999573Does the job offer health and dental?
>>223997975Are you the same kind of person who used to complain about the IP count not being equal to the post count?
If you sage threads its more likely that your comment will go untouched because most of the threads and comments are bots
>>223999573It wouldn't be that difficult if you made every single board exceptionally slow and manipulated various features like poster/IP count. You could pay the entire cast and crew (trained not to reveal the real world to Truman) an extra amount to post replies on their down time.
>>223997975Only if you got at least two (you)s confirming your win.Shit sucks otherwise.
>>223997920Sort by creation date or bump order. There's only a few posters who make a majority of the posts. If they're not currently in the thread it's not getting anymore replies. In high reply count threads the few posters already posted their replies and left.
you know you said something unequivocally correct when no one replies to you
happened to me more than once if it's an off-topic thread then it gets 404d shortly after my post even though it was up for hours before me posting
>>223999001>and wait until hours after his last post so he only discovers it after he wakes up. Don’t link a post in the ban, either.
Forget Truman Show, it's Conspiracy Theory. Patrick Stewart is the reason nobody wants to reply to you.
wut
>>223997920I always thought this was Patrick Steward
>>223998128And? That means you won there too.
>new reply>hits refresh>"make sure it doesn't open until he hits it two more times"
>>224004973pain.
>>224006840that's french for bread
>>223997920this doesnt happen
>Swap his meds
>he wrote up the most wildly insightful and intelligent reply of his entire 4chan career and is about to hit post?>ban him for some trivial post he made earlier
>>223997975Based and correct
>>224007096>make a shitpost in a shitpost thread>get banned for that post>have posts get deleted>shitpost thread remains up for 10 hours before eventually getting 404d
>Make a thread about something you've wanted to discuss for weeks>It dies in infancy without so much as a single post>Go to catalog>10+ coombait threads with 200+ replies
>“Box men” are supposedly homeless men who walk around inside cardboard boxes fitted with viewing portals, listening holes, and various supplies. The book offers several precise descriptions of the boxes: it opens with instructions for making one, and closes with observations about writing on the inside of the boxes. Those passages are so full of unusual detail that I don’t doubt Abe constructed such a box, and also a periscope (pp. 5, 6, 154). The stains on the inside of the box, the function of a small shelf under the observation window, the various uses of a plastic tablet, outdo Nabokov in their myopic realism, and they produce, for me, a creeping sense that the author, as opposed to the narrator, enacted some of his subject. I don’t think it’s important to think about what Abe may actually have done: but the descriptions do tend to suspend a reader’s suspension of disbelief, pointing outside the narrative in ways that are analogous to the ways photographs—any photographs—point outside of fiction.
>>223999573I could be getting paid for built for bbc posting?
>>223998450kek
>>223998450But that just means they think he's cute. Right?
>>223997920>he just made a long, carefully thought out effortpost and he's about to hit the "post" button>quick, move the thread to another board but don't tell him that, just have a message that says he can't reply anymore>as expected, he didn't copy his text before closing the tab and everything he wrote is now lost forever. Good job everyone, let's have a round of drinks
look at this thread>>223999424took 40 minutes to descend to page 10, but then, from the last post (at :50) it took 10 minutes (was dead at :00 the least) to get accelerated auto-sageand for wat? it was relatively lively, intelligent, on-topic; why couldn't they let it die
>>223997920>his thread is doing well?>post a "roll for" image and give it 200 replies>also, assign a personal thread schizo to this topic
>read op>make funny reply before reading the rest of the thread>someone made the same joke a few posts down
>>224002547>leave the off-topic thread up for hours after the ban
>>224010087>okay now have all his favorite actors die one by one in short succession
>>223997920>he doesn't need to get gas today>drop the price 15 cents and then raise it again tomorrow
>>223997920
>reply to his post and call it reddit
>>224008889>that just means they think he's cute. Right
>>223997920This happens to me irl too. Like I'll try to join a conversation then as soon as I speak it fizzles out and everyone's wanders off
>>224012673And I did it to this thread too, yay!!!
>>223997975Incase I don't see ya
>>223997920>He posted a Family Guy thread. >Deploy the cabinfatass Die Antwoord schizo and have the janny 404 it and ban Truman as well.
>>223998128it's worse because this is 4chan. so it's actually the equivalent of a whole lot of fat nerds having a conversation, and you go up to them and say something, and they walk away.
>It's a Truman rides the bus all day on his day off episode.
>>224009860>also, assign a personal thread schizo to this topicOOF that one always hits hard
I'm going to win the thread
>>223997920>he replied in a popular thread with many (You)s>make sure he gets no (You)s but everyone posting around him gets many (You)s
>>223997920>enjoy reading a thread>send a few replies here and there>reach the bottom and the last few replies are all me responding to anons long gone>mfw
>>223997920kek. At this point I'm convinced that all reality is my dream/nightmare. There's no other explanation for how things are.
>>223998128>breaking up a real-life reddit threadSounds fun.
