Why hello dearie! Hehe! It's us the witches of the swamp! We've been preparing our special brew...a HOME BREW. Role-play hooks? Balanced encounters? An immersive world? You'll find that none of that here HEHEHEE! We do nothings a little...different isn't that right sister?Yes we do! BEHEHA! Our brew is filled with confusing new rules that take waste time yet add nothing! Added lore from popular new media guaranteed to be at odds with what's established! The eye of newt and frog legs are the best tasting parts of our home brew TEEHEEHO! Sister perhaps this wandering TTRPGer would like to try our brew?Well the last gamer who tried it is still puking his guts out! Guess it wasn't to his taste! BWAHAH! But why don't YOU try it. Try "home brew". We'll give you a free feat....HOHAHE!
>>98906844witches are overratedreal homies are warlocksand not the gey 4e kindbut the kino ones from chill
>>98906861all warlocks are gay: 3e, 5e, pathfaggot
>>98906844>Role-play hooks? Balanced encounters? An immersive world? You'll find that none of that here>confusing new rules that take waste time yet add nothing!>Added lore from popular new media guaranteed to be at odds with what's established!So it's indistinguishable from a mainstream RPG apart from the price?
