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>>98901934>Are you doing any spooky hobby?Alcoholism is pretty scary. I know it's killing me and causing myself and my loved ones pain, but I'm possessed to continue. I also want to get Necrons next time I got "fuck you" money
>>98901934>TQI'm gonna figure out a basing scheme for my phaeron this month. I'm moving at a snail's pace. Maybe some eldar ruins or a chunk of vehicle wreckage.
Should 40k players be allowed to shoot non-40k players? example: some chucklefuck comes into the store trying to demo his gay rainbow ww1 anteater game, should he be shot so as to not split up the 40k community?
>>98901934>TQNo but I will be getting blackout drunk for the 4th time this week wishing my friend group existed so I can do halloween stuff again
Are necrons boring to paint or is it a skill issue?
>>98901934>TQNothing particularly spooky but I've always drawn edgy art!!I've wanted to make a Mortifactors legion influenced by Nurgle for a long time, I feel like their lore of cannibalism would go hard with Plague Marine aesthetics
>>9890195740k players need to establish an NKVD ass org that disappears people like him.
Post armies
>>98901979We should be allowed to shoot up foids, trannies, larpers and minorities trying to even look at a hobby.
>>98902000gorgeous
>>98901961Looks like a female chud Honestly I wouldn’t mind tongue fucking her/it
>>98901961out of curiosity, did you stalk this dude by looking on the archive for his tripcode, or do you just happen to post on both /tg/ and /lgbt/, and recognized him?
This general might make me a chaser holy shit.
>post of dogshit furfag army compliment and response all one minute apart
>>98902020nah I just think the paintjob was pretty, the first army was pretty too, loved the red hot blade details :3
Which chaos army works well with knights?
>>98902027The hairline is turning me off now. Sad. Probably still would, but definitely not something I would risk a relationship with.
>>98902036the tranny never existed in the first place sillyonly warhammeronly paintjobs are what matter
>>98902000
>>98902039None. Defilers pretty much steal their niche. Probably demons though now that I think about it.
>>98902047But I can't field just wardogs and a knight, but I still want to play CK
>>98902039that's illegal, knights belong to the good guys
>>98902050people just be lying
>>98902066I didn't know there was one, but I gotta make sure y'all have some kind of safe space
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!I hope everyone has a productive hobby weekend
>>98901954Fun fact: if you spend less money on alcohol, you can spend more money on Necrons
>>98902078This is literally what I'm doing, instead of spending the money on alcohol, I buy a still overpriced model kit, that way I at least have something substantial. Been working well for about a month now.
>>98902010likely the first one as i don't believe the second would produce the response but i suppose you can't rule it out
>>98901957I think it should be the other way around
I feel like mods nuking /40kg/ for a time being might be a good idea
>>98902081Good job anon, I hope you get your drinking under control.
>>98902081Drink more
thinking bout warhammer 40k
>>98902103I drink naught but Barry's Red Cola, the perfect treat while you're painting
>>98901954It's tough but stick in there anon. Models are a good distraction and better use of your time/money! Do you have any tomb world you like? I don't know much about cron dynasties
>>98902107What'cha thinkin?>>98902111Mmmm, Barry's Red Cola...
>>98901934Of course Imperial Guard are S tier. All that is required to play them is to transcend your humanity and become a super genius with an IQ of 8000. Git gud scrubs.
>>98901993
>>98902164Really striking color combo, big fan, did you freehand the flag???
>>98902171Thanks - yea I did
>>98902075>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98902173you're really good at painting, you should feel proud :)
>>98902164what are these? and why are they fucking furies?
>>98902185I used those as a command squad ancient/champ back in the day. They’re just firstborn kitbashesI printed some lion heads but didn’t end up liking them, so those are the only two that have them. Chapter is the Celestial Lions.
>>98902089NTA but the anteaters are really shitty.
>>98902185Tourist alert
>>98902075>I hope everyone has a productive hobby weekendThanks sis! I hope your suicide attempt sticks this time~!
>>98902181
>>98902200I love your clown, I also love the dark matte against the brass on the left. I also like your singular son
>>98902208Oh it's you. Shall we find out the status of your permaban?
>>98902181>Giving very girl-next-door vibes, absolutely wouldYou also said that about Ursula Creed and the Sam Jackson SoB. Face it, you're a certified Honchaser
>>98902219Shall we discuss your status as a secondary nomodels instead?
>>98902227Which thread regular are you confusing me for now?
>>98901934HOLY. FUCK.
>>98902233>it's ratfag>ratfag is a honchaserNo wonder you like vtumors LMAO
>>98902232I'm working on models. See this step of the process? It's called cleaning up/removing sprue nubs, I know it's foreign to you. You still have plenty on the bottom edges of your hellblaster's shoulder pads btw>>98902244Yes yes, everyone is ratfag, thanks thread schizo.
>>98902242jesus
>>98902255Nta and I don't care if you're ratfag or not, the fact that you think that troon looks feminine, you like tau, and you like guard proves you have no sense of aesthetic
How much of a beta male you have to be to like vtubers AND gay men on estrogen
>>98902263He’s one step away from using that scalpel to remove his own penis
>>98902193Not as shitty as primaris or space wolves thobeightawl
>>98902263>liking the most aesthetic armies means you have no sense of aesthetic Hmm not sure on that one, what faction do you run that's so much more aesthetically pleasing?
>>98902193Quar mogs every single 40k sculpt ever put out and it's not even close
I am here for paintjobs I want to see more painted dudes
>>98902283I WILL finish my cute little Callidus Assassin today and post itIt will NOT be good
>>98902276>Guard>Most aestheticLOL
marine gamenothing looks better than marinestau are gayguard is gaysimple asoh well maybe sisters with third party heads but thats it
>>98902255That looks absolutely disgusting.
>>98902290yes pls!!
Speaking of spooky what are the implications that one of the missing Primarchs looks exactly like Trazyn?
>>98902270Whoa what’s with the stray shot at the Wolves?
>>98902283Sounds kinda gay
>>98902298I dunno ask /hhg/
>>98902283>I want to see more painted dudesSee >>98901961>>98902027>>98902057There's a heavily painted dude for you to ogle
>>98902299>strayNo, was completely directed and concentrated. Space Wolves suck and LRSBRWC
>>98902283
>>98902298The emperor gave birth to a spooky skeleton?
>>98902302That wouldn't be /hhg/, it is pre and post hh.
>>98902283>>98902310
>>98902283>>98902315
any QUEEEEEEENSLAAAAANDERS going to Vaults lock in tonight? I'm not, $50 entry, plus have to pay for everything in the store, plus drinks, and it's a lock-in so you can't leave.
Why are some armies like GSC and Admech more expensive to produce? They can't be that much worse to increase costs that much
>>98902310delightful painted dudes, fascinating color scheme, but I love what you did with the lava look and the heated blades n hammer. who is hermann de rillo>>98902315that's a nice color scheme, the yellow is a nice flash of color against the pink, and I like the hard focus on edges, also a sucker for the grass. what do you use to make the grass??>>98902305that'd be narcissistic >>98902320guh, huge fan of the color scheme on this one and how the snow is done. the wiring being rgb is such a nice touch, I don't think I've ever really seen that before
>>98902295Yeah is a bit gross, it's my work lappy jej I just clean it off at the end of a weekend. Where it sits on my desk is just perfect height and I'm too space poor to set up another spot. Is your workstation immaculate then? Post pic>>98902321Sounds fun if you like nerding out with other nerds for 12 hours overnight. Good way to get a bunch of condensed hobbying/games done but I give those things a miss personally
>>98902326The most significant costs for GW are the fixed costs, so sets they don't think will sell well are more expensive
>>98902329Yeah I ain't posting my models for some troongooner to perv on
>>98902321I dunno ask /soc/ you miserable, foreveralone, anime-obsessed ratfucker
>>98902342
>>98902342You don't have models to post
>>98902349>filenameReally exposing your narcissism and vanity, honhon
>>98902349Well listen up anon, or pornography starring your models will be the second worst thing to happen to you
>>98902356Permanent
>>98902360Now we're just firing off wild shots without even looking huh?
>>98902366that's a really nice even blue, I almost can't tell if it's just lighting or highlights, really well done shading>>98902365well, it's, unique
>>98902366They're unfinished
>>98902372>>98902366>>98902377go figure, it came across as subtle, huge sucker for the yellowing on the boots with the sand, really well done :)
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98902174You're a fucking loser.
>>98902377they're done because i said they are (:
>>98902387>>98902403GW are going to either remove or completely wholesome chungusify Dark Eldar soon. It's either going to be "the faction does not represent our goals and attitudes as a wholesome for everyone company" or other rubbish, or "actually Drukhari are all totally cool and chill guys but they were corrupted by le heckin chaos and actually hate what they do"
>>98902418ty for the closeup, the faces look really really good, and again, you did a stellar job on the boots, really nice touch
>>98902313Apparently. Right after Orikan uses the gold disk from the voyager probe as a frisbee::'a bone-coloured sculpture of a tall Space Marine with asegmented hood, a skull mask and a tile cloak.'‘Orikan, it cannot be replaced. There was none other like–’‘It’s just a big human.’‘A primarch! The only contemporary sculpture to escape the purge.’‘It was either that,’ Orikan said, gesturing to the other side of the gateway,‘or this one.’Trazyn saw the flanking statue, the bone-coloured sandstone of Serenadecarved into the bizarre mockery of an Adeptus Astartes Librarian, its skullface peering out beneath a scalloped hood, bowed towards the fishtail headed staff in its grip.Seeing as the Imperium once accidently made them Saints it would not be suprising.
>>98902380They're not unfinished, it's just a particular "comic book" sort of style that anon does and is very nicely executed. If you're going to stick around you need to know that there's a couple shitposters constantly in here posting lies and bait to try rile people up. Best to learn to recognise and ignore em
>>98902443I've gathered, i will gather faster, thank you
>>98902440You misread it. The one that looks like Trazyn is is Trazyn's statue that he's so smug about. The other "considerably less tempting" one is the primarch statue that he chose to knock over, because he's grown as a character.
>>98901934Paragon Warsuit is actually literally the coolest fucking thing in 40k.
What's a black that looks black but isn't actually black so it will be visually more appealing than black but still is black?
>>98902482AK rubber black is a really, really dark grey that reads as black but still responds to a wash and you can shade with pure black
Alright one whole day left should be fine I'll make it for sure
I should have done the gunmetal highlights before taking them off the bases but I just rushed ahead for some reason. It's not like it will be that hard afterwards though, so no harm done. I hope you get some good hobby time in this weekend everyone!
>>98902482Corax Black
>>98902464Ah, right. Better get my my wife Orikan to edit that erroneous reality later.I wonder who would be more pissed off about the misidentification, the Adeptus Ministorum or the Silver Skulls Chapter?Somewhere is there a Soritas attempting a miracle in his name? Would it actually work?
Chaplains also go hard as fuck.
>>98902502Based fellow chaplain enjoyer
What form of heresy would the inquisition accuse (you) of, anon?
>>98902535Too handsome for the Imperium
>>98902535Whacking it to illegal abhuman smut
>>98902535Sloth probably
>>98902507I really like how you did the flesh outfits, also I spy an Iron Warzy>>98902535Vanity among other things
anonsdo any of you have the old "patrol" rules pdf?also for those who played both, which should i look into? OPR or 4e? Wasn't there an "updated" 4e or something?
>>98902535sitting on the toilet for an extra 10 minutes because I don't want to go back to work
>>98902535is there a formal list of each heresy you could make like the catholic church has? like for example something like believing sanguinius and the emperor are the same entity in two persons?
>>98902546do you mean the 4e combat patrol?
>>9890255340k doesn't use the word heresy correctly. What they mean in blasphemy. The Imperial Cult accepts if citizens don't follow the exact doctrine of the ecclesiarchy, they just need to worship the God Emperor in some way, so they don't actually care about the actual concept of heresy.
>>98902558Uh i guess?Its been like years since ive seen it, i don't remember correctly.
>>98902560There's also the lex imperialis.
>>98902553It's probably a subsection of the Lex Imperialis, but there's also probably no meaningful overlap between officials authorized to know that sort of thing and ones who'll go to the trouble of accusing you of, say post-neo-Kristosianism instead of just blowing your head off.
>>98902242this shit is so ass
>>98901993ogey
5e Lelith looked so much better. I didn't even know this model existed. I feel robbed.
>>98902588why is she so sad :(
>>98902594Her feet are cold.
>>98902594She's not really sad, she's more focused and concerned. Mainly because she sees a lot of rusted pieces of metal on the battlefield and she forgot her shoes.
>want an imperial army but can't decide>wait, imperial agents lets me play sisters, deathwatch, grey knights, and assassins all at once!someone talk me out of this please
>>98902560>The Imperial Cult accepts if citizens don't follow the exact doctrine of the ecclesiarchy*if, and solely if, the citizens are too uneducated to actually understand the proper scriptures, IE feral worlders. Those who have ample access to Ecclesiarchal teachings like 99% of Imperial worlds don't get any leeway whatsoever if they start deviating from the mainstream doctrines. Even blood and death cults which follow the correct dogmas and choose to worship through bloodletting, pain, and/or murder of acceptable targets are regularly purged by the Ecclesiarchy merely for the suspicion that they might be drifting towards heresy>they just need to worship the God Emperor in some way,*unless their worship happens to deviate too much from accepted boundaries >they don't actually care about the actual concept of heresy.*except for all the priests and faithful masses who will still just kill you on sight if you say something that remotely differs from the dogmas they were taught\For every reasonable deacon who looks at a feral world's primitive religion and goes "hmm, shiny golden sky god = Emperor, sure, that's close enough" there's ten more who would burn that world to the ground without hesitation
>>98902502>>98902505They're so fucking cool
>>98902618I'm sorry bro, because I'm 90% of the way to doing some kind of Exaction Squad, Assassins, Knights sloppa because all those units are KINO
>>98902618you never really want Grey Knights in agents lists, they're just not good per point. you have no army rule. your only way to win is board control tricks. solid chance we get squatted this edition too.I love my Inquisition force but like, its not worth it unless you're doing it solely out of sheer love for the hobbying/fluff.
>>98901970Necrons are boring to paint, but there are ways to make them more interesting to paint and look at.
>>98902637I dream of having an irken color theme to a necron army, why not try something like that?
>>98902618its also stupidly expensive if you want your units to look different than other copies of the same unit. so I'd also say don't do it unless you have the spare money.
>>98902618>sisters, deathwatch, grey knights all at once!retard, those are all different ordos militant of the inquisition, they operate independently of each other
>>98902628Ough>>98902634That's gay as hell, I like lots of imperial armies but I don't wanna commit to a single one the way I've committed to world eaters. I want soup.>>98902642Even if it's expensive I think it would be worth it, instead of having a shitload of full armies>>98902648Retard, you can still play them in the same army
>Building the Telemon Dread>Get to the arms>The parts at the bicep swivel have holes already in place to perfectly fit 5mm x 2mm magnets at both endsThis shit better become the norm for kits going forward, god damn
My october collage submission.Ngl it's pretty sloppy, it was a rush job due to outside factors so I definitely want to go back a fix him up at some point.
>>98902654>Retard, you can still play them in the same armyYou can if you want a dysfunctional army that fails like Cadia.
>>98902658I'm not interested in your particular brand of autism
>>98902648sisters and grey knights also operate outside of the inquisition plenty anon.>>98902654>you can still play them in the same armyexcept nobody does. the way the detachments work currently you pick one subsect of the army, plus assassins, and play that. Malleus and Hereticus are also just awful on top of that.there is no actual choice in the army.
>>98902662lrn2 imperium political structure, this isn't a bunch of epic action figures to mish mash together willy nilly
>>98902666that's very lame and gay>>98902667>the tabletop is exactly like the lorespare me
>>98902677a marvel fan I take it
>>98902680stop clinging onto me you autist, no I don't watch marvel
>>98902640You can. In my opinion necrons have a lot of distinct "zones" for coming up with schemes. the "skeleton," the "casing," the shoulder blades, the torso, and the faceplate.I also think that the shoulder blades and faces are great real estate to put in rank distinctions. Maybe your nobles all have golden faces.I'm not up to snuff on necron energy color lore, but I know the Mephrit Dynasty has orange energy so there's a bit of wiggle room.
>>98902684323 bans btw
>>98902695why tf do you think I'm decalnigger
>>98902677yes anon, collecting agents/inquisition is suffering. we literally don't even have a generic Inquisitor model currently - you're expected to buy WH+ special ones or kitbash them.as someone with.. 3255 points of them, I'd say to pick something else. at least don't start until after the agents codex (if we get one) so we know where the wind is blowing.
>>98902657Cute
>>98902657It’s actually really adorable bro
Necron tech is basically just fucking magic.
>>98902703Idk why they'd make the inquisition so terrible considering it's one of the most interesting parts of 40k
>>98902697Don’t call me a nigger, my skin shines brighter than a full moon in winter you dumb ape.
>>98902715greasy skin will do that
>>98902715Remember when you used to throw fits screaming that you never ban evadedlol
>>98902715>how do we fit asians into 40k
can i paint white robes? will it look like absolute ass
how come there is no CHINESE faction in Warhammer 40,000?
>>98902721Can we see your models?
>>98902738Again, I'm going to ask you: Why do you insist on this whole "show models!" shtick?
>>98902655They started it with the Saturnine Dreadnought kits, it actually is nice to hear they are continuing to do it here.
>>98902738Why? You'll just throw a fit over them being better than yours like you did last time lmao
Anyway, WIP dread for my Dusk Dragons. Basing/decals soonTM.>>98902714I have no clue honestly. The current situation is cringe and I want buffs god damnit.
I refuse to believe Sororitas are just normal humans that have gone through standard military tier training if you discount their equipment.
>>98902755They aren't normal, they are blessed by the God-Emperor!
>>98902757Actually true if you count saints, it's not gear that causes miracles.
>>98902714It’s crazy to me that they don’t have a Kill Team. They seem tailor made for the game, Rogue Traders too, which had a team they let go OOP due to the rotation.
>>98902746Because it feels good when you don’t post them out of cowardice
>>98902755It’s my understanding that they need some level of augmentation to wear their armor. Though most branches of Sisters aren’t Battle Sisters, so the vast majority of them would be regular even if that were true.
>>98902754
>>98902242shield of the lion
>>98902755For me I like them being normal human and the idea of them using notwarp! powers from their faith is gudt>my head canon is that their faith powers were exceptionally rare and only for the most zealous before the great rifts opening >Now with the galaxy split in two its getting more and more common, and getting more powerful the closer the warp is to the material
He's right though. You're a shitposting hypocrite if you constantly insult people about their models and refuse to post anything yourself.
>>98902792He's a pedophile who's permabanned, he is owed no niceties
Anyone got pics of death cult assassins?
>>98902794>permabanned>posting every day???
>>98902794Go ahead and explain your reasoning for the pedophile accusation, I’d love to hear this one.
stop bringing him up
Just got back from a lovely sisters v sisters match-up with another female 40k fan just getting into the hobby! He models honestly looked incredible and paintmogged mine, but hey at least I managed a win. Picrel is one of the pics I took of the battle.
>>98902808who, decalfriend?
>>98902808They can’t, they have a sickness deep inside them that causes them to want to inflict mental pain on others as a cope for what happened in their past.
>>98902792People constantly post models in response to the mutant. The prevailing reason why people stop doing it is because they've already done it a dozen times, and here the mutant is still screeching "nomodels!"
>>98901934Not anymore, but earlier this month I made jack o lanterns and a bunch of pipe cleaner spiders. My porch is covered in cotton webbing and fuzzy spiders.I have been assembling Tyranids though, they’re kinda spooky, I’ll post some when I start painting them.
>>98902502grimaldus is close to my favorite character in warhammerhelsreach was my first experience with actually learning about 40k and im very thankful
>>98902815>no models posted /yawn
Speaking of models and posters, what do you guys imagine the current population of /40kg/ is?Still pissed that the poster counter is gone.
>>98902832all me
>>98902808Ignoring him doesn't work, he posted 230 times a day despite everybody filtering his trip
>>98902832three to four
>>98902832we've got 49 confirmed model posters in the discord, plus I'd imagine maybe another 20-30 people that post here regularly?
>>98902847Can you stop talking about me like I’m not standing right next to you asshole?
>>98902857Dunno how much crossover there is between there and here, but I know that here the biggest collage was total wolf death at ~50. I figure we've lost posters since then though.
>>98902824Masayak was cool as shit in The World Engine.>fighting necron noble>"‘We ruled this galaxy before you existed, we will rule it again. Andwhen we do, it will not remember you.">*beats the shit out of necron*>‘I am mankind, and I am extinction.’
>>98902792its just very repetitive having to do anytime you hurt his feelings. another problem is that it’s pretty much worthless because when you do post models he just openly moves the goalpost to you having ugly models instead of being nomodels, so why even bother proving him wrong when he just mentally rewires himself to forget what he said 5 minutes ago.
>>98902875>t. nomodels
>>98902876here have a salamander in a hello kitty cup.
Female Krieg?
>>98902879uh, based?
>>98902884This artists style just oozes pedo vibes
>all the chaos marine factions are just marines but a different colour and maybe different headdressWhy can't we have an actual Chaos faction that represents the god? Chaos is so boring in 40k and it shouldn't be.
>>98902832the other general i look at was practically the same speed up until a really weak release which occurred in the last year you could try and eyeball it from 4stats i guess, seems like theres more shitposting than normali only come here to steal art desu
>>98902879
>>98902893I'm getting less and less interested in /tg/ over time. Insane amount of slide threads, and this general is plagued by a ban-evading autist.
>>98902875lol, completely on the money.
>>98902898
uh oh, hes gone completely non verbal.
Ignore the namefag drama and discuss our weekend plans, I personally will be finishing my collage models what about YOU anons?
>>98902899Someone described him as "unable to take a hit but always insist on throwing hands," and it really encapsulates him.On a more topical note, is there any hope of any model fitting prone on a 40mm base? I think it'll be too restrictive. I miss my terminator captain's 50mm base.
>>98902914>I personally will be finishing my collage modelswell? post the damn wip too!
>>98902920I will tomorrow
>>98902922(We) want to see (You)r wip today. You better not be making a contrastslop rush-order for the collage, are you?
>>98902914You're not allowed on the collage
>>98902914my current WIP doesnt fit for the collage
>wants to talk models>people show interest in seeing his models>completely clams up and drops the topicWhat did he mean by this?
>>98902916here’s a couple tactical marines laying down, and they JUST fit on a 40mm, so its definitely doable for something around average human size. proper upscaled primaris and csm are probably a lost cause though.
>>98902948Don't imagine I could do it for my not-imotekh then, at least not with space marines or orks. Unfortunate. I don't like using partial corpses for basing details that much. Maybe I'll use a dead cadian, or a wrecked battlesuit gun as a tactical trophy.
>>98901970Anything can be non-boring to paint if you're enough of a psycho. I'm sure there's somebody out there with 10,000 points of NMM necrons with OSL from the glowy parts of their guns and so on.
>>98902705>>98902707Thanks, it was a good excuse to finally make a firesight spooter.Planning on having more time for my dark apostle next month.
>>98902648And yet, it's still more plausible for them to all be in the same place at the same time than 2000 points of Custodes.
>>98902986Custodes are boring gary stu's and I'm not sorry for disliking them.
>>98902732IDK, can you? Will it?>>98902733T'au?
>>98902961how about freehand ceramic Necrons?
>>98902772His armor's black, so this is 30k, isn't it?
>>98903000Ceramicrons are based.
>>98902884Statistically likely, unless they're all vat-grown like the rumors say.>>98902887What makes you say that?
There's something so satisfying about painting flesh
>>98903000Exactly.
>>98903014That's nice but I'd suggest you paint your models instead.
>>98903014Boy, have I got the subfaction for you
>>98903086what he said, but totally unironically
>>98903086Which faction? Because I HATE "marines but dude they're a different colour so they're totally chaos and different bro" as I seethed about here>>98902891
I've really gone off Vallejo, they're just so watery it's unusuable
>GW makes an all-lady faction >They're the most fanatical mindless advocates of the state religion in existence with almost 0 personal will or self preservation instinct Accidentally based once again
>>98903092https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Lords
>>98903099Winston hated young women the most.
>>98902891I have no idea what you mean; all four cult legions have their own codices now so regardless of which god you're into they have rules and some models, if not a full range like Death Guard
>>98903105Most people who think seriously about politics do
>>98903110My point is the models are garbage and don't follow what a chaos faction should look likeEmperors Children is just dude purple marinesThousand Suns is dude blue marines but egyptianetc
>walk into LGS>greeted with this every timewhy is it so common?
>>98903097they need mixing balls. especially their metallics.
>>98903115>traitor marines look like space marineswaow
>>98903121I look like this
>>98903121 ask them to move the mirror away from the entrance
>>98903110Speaking of, is there any way to soup different demons into, like, black legion or something? Or is it just "fuck you" in that department
>>98903123That's my point, make an actual chaos faction in 40k instead of more goddamn fucking marines
>>98903099>with almost 0 personal will or self preservation instinctbut enough about the black templars
>>98903130Idk how on board they would be with doing more of that considering how unpopular tzaangors ended up
>>98903121who else would waste their time painting small plastic miniatures?
>>98903121I saw the tweet you got this idea from >>98903134Sisters simps constantly love to mention anecdotes of Sisters being more "faithful" or "loyal"(fanatical) than even the Templars. Regardless though two things can both be true.And besides,
>>98903115The EC models are pretty mid, especially compared to some of the absolute freaks described in the books, but the other cult legions look the part, and the other traitor legions (Night Lords, Iron Warriors, etc.) are just Space Marines who hate the Emperor enough that they're willing to let some Space Satan stuff slide if it helps them work toward tearing down the Imperium, so it's no surprise they look like edgy space marines.>>98903130Are you aware of the Chaos Demons faction? It's teetering on the edge of getting squatted or folded into the cult legion codices, but it sounds like what you're asking for.
>>98903145>picAbaddon literally is right about this though.
>>98903121alcoholismlegalize and destigmatize heroin and every single one of those guys is a mr skelly in two years time
>>98903121Why did they dry brush their stomach
>>98902914Right now I'm in the process of 3D printing some shelving for my Billy bookcases, so far I got the stuff for my Orks and Eldar printed. I'm probably gonna do one or two more for the wide bookcases and maybe one or two for the more narrow ones. I also just finished putting together a Telemon, lovely model by the way. Top 3 contender for me for stuff released this year between it, the Knight Destrier, and the Big Mek Dakkarig. Gonna prime it and a Galatus Dreadnought tomorrow and I can finally start painting my Custodes proper next month.
>>98903158It's called weathering
>>98903152As long as his #1 fan is the Head of Narrative at GW, sure.
Any dark mechanicum fans in here? Any important things I should know about them? I kind of want to use them in my stories but I don't know anything about them
>>98903202Not much lore outside of the Horus Heresy, they needed the traitors to have tech priests, so they introduced a bunch of named Hereteks, but I don’t even know if they’ve shown up in a novel in 40K.
I'm not sure if I don't like painting, don't have enough skill, don't like my models or just don't like 40k. I like being creative and I enjoyed painting some models but others just make my eyes glaze over. Is it really just 40k and I'm in denial or is it something else? Has this happened to you bros?
>>98903202Story-wise, they're functionally identical to the Mechanicus except that they don't have the leverage of being the mitochondria of the Imperium and sometimes they put demons in things instead of praying to the machine spirit. Now that Vashtorr is a thing they get a little weird sometimes. If you want books to read, Deltrian from the Night Lords Trilogy, Ibriel from The Remnant Blade, and Voldire from Void Exile are all representative of their lot.
>>98903121It’s either these guys or absolutely jacked gymcels, nothing in between. I’ve never seen a Skinnyfat Wargamer in person.
>>98903145This is basically my only gripe with night lords. Other than that they're great. Best primarch, best dickheads, best csm color palette.
What's the DEAL with World Eaters? They seem awesome.
>>98901903 done
>>98903254they eat worlds
>>98903254They like killing dudes with melee weapons, blood, and the color red. Not to be confused for the other marines who also like killing dudes with melee weapons, blood, and the color red.
>>98903231I see. So there's room to breathe. >>98903234Okay cool
>>98903254>What's the DEAL with World EatersAngry niggas be like "I'm angry.">They seem awesome.They are.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaGz0wwLppk
>>98903266Their primarch's first name is literally "Angry"
>>98903253>This is basically my only gripe with night lords.Can you be more specific?
>>98903271He’s the perfect jobber retard, used as a whipping boy for his brothers and others.
>>98903262>>98903266>angry niggas that like the colour redWoah they are literally me
>>98903271
>>98903274Try reading the post I had replied to.
>>98903275>>98903280To be fair he was really one-shot from birth.>dropped onto shithole planet where he was turned into a slave gladiator>has unremovable torture device put in his brain>emperor treats him like shit and is completely tone deaf to his situation >kills his legion sons and treats them like shit>falls to chaos where he is then turned into a demon slave gladiatorAngron is a case study in the Emperor going wow pikachu face why did my sons fall to chaos. Emperor was really a braindead dumbfuck who also contributed to Lorgar and Manus defecting.
I haven't read any of the books but why are the Imperium so dedicated to the Emperor when he's been dead for ages?
>>98903299I actually think the Emperor being socially retarded is one of the most interesting grimdark beats of the story, but unfortunately even the way the lore itself is presented isn't super great at giving that impression...
>>98903285>just Space Marines who hate the Emperor enough that they're willing to let some Space Satan stuff slide if it helps them work toward tearing down the Imperium, so it's no surprise they look like edgy space marines.Yeah? It gives heaps of leeway for Your Dudes to have as much or as little chaos shit as you like, since they're a legion shattered into a bunch of warbands who all hate each other and all have different lines they may or may not be willing to cross. It's literally the opposite of a problem.Or did you mean the "anti-chaos chaos club" thing? Again, individual Night Lords like Talos and Zso can exist but *are* utterly delulu; Talos in particular is surrounded by chaos corruption even if he (and a noisy proportion of NL fans) choose to ignore it.
>>98903304>why are the Imperium so dedicated to a physical figure from myth who is immortal, was responsible for bringing humanity to colonize the entire milky way galaxy, and through his armies is the single reason holding back every bloodthirsty xenos and horror that wants to exterminate the entire human raceGee I wonder.
>>98903319>zero proofIt's just propaganda
>>98903299>>98903306>Daddy comes home to manchild son (with demi-god powers) to find his room has his shit and clothes strewn all over it and on top of that he has allowed himself to be lobotomized by toddlers>He can still semi-function so he is still getting up and going to work tomorrow where ever he likes it or notI put myself into E-money and this is what I found
>>98903275Permanent means permanent homeless pedo
>>98903320He created the Astartes, you can see hundreds of proof of them protecting humans and saving planets from destruction. He's also holding back the warp and enabling FTL to even be possible through his psychic presence alone.
>>98903304He glows in the dark so you can use him as a lighthouse for FTL sailing through Space Hell and also he has trillions of bureaucrats with guns who will blow your brains out if you aren't properly obeisant to the Corpse-Emperor
DID I HEAR SOMEONE QUESTIONING THE EMPEROR
>>98903326See this attitude is why 9 legions decided they would rather stage a coup on your empire.
>>98903327Holy shit you’re such a deranged sack of shit, screw you and your favorite retarded Primarch.
>>98903331gib Greyfax gf
>>98903338She's taken
>>98903336You dont know who I am pedo, you are permanently banned
>>98903326Unironically I guess that's probably what big E thought, which is why I called him socially retardedLike this complete pushing of accountability for everything onto the primarchs despite them being literal children like everyone else at one point is exactly the problem with the emperor's mentality. He treated them as weapons first and foremost, not people. Whether he did so out of coldness or simple lack of theory of mind for others is perhaps debatable, but he did so nevertheless. He had become so old and inhuman that he failed to grasp how young and immature and living his sons really were. In a way the emperor is the ultimate boomer. >>98903335Kekw
>>98903326If your hammer & nails, piss jug and cumsock got up, strutted around and called you 'dad', would you feel some pride or revulsion?E-Money's big mistakes are the following:>Allowing GW to write up the HH books>Not mind nuking one of the shitbag 9 across the universe when they decided to get uppityAs shrimple as that
>>98903352fuck meant for >>98903335>>98903349but they were weapons disguised in meatsuits. Is pic related a man or a weapon?
postan my celestian insidiant that i just finished a few mins ago. really proud of how this lass came out
>>98903349When you live for tens of thousands of years, you probably develop severe autism due to lack of being able to relate to the countless mortals you keep watching live and die in their short lifespans.
>>98903354You really are like the emperor lolLike it or not, people can be unpredictable and self-motivated even if it goes against what you think they are supposed to be
>>98903360Yeah. I mean look at how retarded regular old people get in only a few decades
>>98903086NUANCE IN THE NIGHT LORDS SHOULD BE1- THEY'RE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATHS BECAUSE THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY AND KILLING IS FUN OBJECTIVELY2- THEY'RE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATHS BECAUSE OF CHAOS AND VAMPIRE THEMES3- THEY'RE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATHS BECAUSE OF KHORNE IN PARTICULAR LIKE IN THE ROC
>>98903354>PrimarchsGenetically engineered, but then born with free will.>Arco FlagellantsCriminals and degenerate heretics that are punished by being strapped with torture devices to force them into prison labor.
>Terminator Librarian has a Psychic Spell that increases range by 6 inches>wonder why that’d be any good>Terminators still get Rapid Fire on their Storm Bolters>Rapid Fire activates at 15 inches instead of 12 if the spell goes offThat’s pretty neat. I wish they expanded the spells Librarians could use.
I bet GW going to retcon legion of the damn to be Horus ghost Just so they can sell 200 dollars Horus ghost model
>>98903380>I wish they expanded the spells Librarians could use.Another casualty of GW thinking they are making a competitive game
>>98903376>3Honestly, Khorne seems like the least NL-adjacent Chaos godSlaanesh, obviously—they're basically Temu DrukhariNurgle for the ones who've inherited Dad's mental illnesses and fatalismTzeentch for the ones who think they can harness Chaos to their own ends because his favorite toys are the ones that think they're in controlKhorne...because they kill a lot of people?
>>98903376They're murderous psychopaths because they built the Impirium of Man and so the lives of everyone in it are forfeit to them.
Khorne likes killingNurgle likes deathSlaanesh likes reveling in lots of killing and deathTzeentch likes elaborate plans to cause killing and death
>>98903401nuance
>>98903401>Nurgle likes deathGrandfather likes the endless cycle of death and rebirth and everything in between like the horseshoe theory anti-Buddha he is
>>98903407>Grandfather likes the endless cycle of death and rebirthno he just likes the rotting part, like that time I got a ingrown toenail and it got all green and infected and I sucked the pus out and it tasted kinda good
>>98903408Rot is the result of new life thriving upon the old.
>>98903396objectively, factually, NL are a Khornate Legion and everything else is a retcon
>>98903396>Khorne...because they kill a lot of people?Yes.
how big are these compared to the skorpius tankslooking at the HH store for admech is fucking dangerous because i want so much of the stuff there
>>98903398ADB SISSY ALERTADB SISSY ALERTEvil is its own reward you FAG
>>98903408Like 5 years ago one of my toenails developed this fungus that didn't cause pain butt itt kind of froze my toenail in time where it wouldn't grow any more and just seemed rotted. I ignored it and after about a year my toenail started healing and went back to normal. I thought it was kind of a good thing at the time because the lack of growth meant I couldn't get any ingrown toenails from that toe for a while.
>>98903254i quite like Kharn
Primarch John World Eater
>>98903396learn:
>>98903380Honestly I think Librarians should stay basic, like they stick to regimented codex approved spells to help space marines shoot codex approved gun. Chaos Sorcerers and Eldar Warlocks is where they should get creative with it.
>>98903413>the legion that notoriously gets bodied in anything resembling a fair fight is Khorne-codedI mean, he doesn't care whence the blood flows, but that's taking it a little far, isn't it?Besides, while Khorne is all about stacking bodies, spending time skinning them alive first is suboptimal, especially if they're defenseless civilians.
>>98903424That sure is a bat. Do you think the crow demon from that Death Guard book is a Raven Guard reference?
>>98903431the point, retard, is that the Night Lords exist the way they do because GW wanted a second Khornate legion
>>98903435>Unlike most of the Traitor Legions, the Night Lords serve no particular Chaos God. They regard their fellow Chaos Space Marines with the same cynicism and contempt they feel for those loyal to the Emperor. Power and material gain are the only thing the Night Lords worship. If 2E Codex Chaos is too much of a retcon for you, I'm not even mad; I'm kinda impressed that you're still here, somehow.
well i have found my next purchase, fucking imagine if admech actually had a box like thisplease GW just fucking make admech an elite army, and although it will never happen just fucking give us something even slightly close to the old start collecting box instead of the random pile of garbage in the current combat patrol
How can I make a bronze surface look burnt?
>>98903431Literally a realm of chaos depiction of a night lord banner venerating khorne, cope harder chaos-arent-chaostroon
>>98903449lmao no
>>98903460literally Rogue Trader shitWhat is 40k? A miserable little pile of retcons.
>>98903457lighter
Am I suppose to glue my mini to the base before or after gluing textured and paint the base?
>>98903491You are supposed to decide yourself
>>98901934The gofile and mega that say 11th only have 10th.Has 11th been scanned yet?
>>98901954>I also want to get Necrons next time I got "fuck you" moneyUseless reply but cutting alcohol spending will give you mnies
>>98903501Only 3 11th codexes are even out...
>>98903462Also sisters of battle
>>989035093 out of how many? I heard a Tau refresh is coming. I miss the fusion blades...
>>98903462Honestly never understood the hard to paint things for admech, they were the first things I ever painted and it was fun and felt pretty easy even back when I didn't know what I was doing Use gun metal, make main color whatever your forge world was, wash with nuln oil and that's like 90% of the model, tech priests are the only complex thing and those are your centerpiece models
I suspect it's from people who equate painting difficulty with "how to make it look like box art" difficulty
>>98901934When is /yourdudes/ pastebin owner coming back? I am writing a stupidly long Codex and need someone to read it to give me feedback.
>>98903524The models are pretty intricate relative to the equivalent Space Marines unit, but yeah I'd reserve "hard to paint" for armies like GSC that have at least as much detail *and* a bunch of exposed skin
>>98903462AdMech isn't weak though
>>98903531Codex fluff or codex rules?
>>98903380Ooh Storm bolters get the range of the bolt rifles you get literally everywhere else. Spooky!
>>98903341Wow, @Elzunix draws just like Incase
I don't think it's "chimeric" geneseed if it's multiple gene lines coexisting in a same chapter. They're not mixed like a sauce, they're just together like a salad.
>>98903552>They're not mixed like a sauceWhen you have organs from multiple parents chapters implanted into one space marine their progenoid glands will adapt and become chimeric, especially over multiple generations of mixed implantation.
God I love contrast paints
>>98903556>organs from multiple parentsWait, I thought one geneseed (ptogenoid) gave rise to an entire set of organs. You can't mix organs from different gene seeds inside the same guy, no way!
>try to drybrush>i go over the flesh part of my model>ends up making that part blackGOD DAMN IT WHY CAN'T I DRYBRUSH PROPERLY REEEEEEEEEE
>>98903568>I thought one geneseed (ptogenoid) gave rise to an entire set of organsYou are correct, but those organs are implanted at multiple stages of an aspirants journey into becoming a space marine, so when a chapter that has had multiple different parent chapter's progenoid used to grow a space marines organs, there'll occasionally be some mixes of different grown organs from different parent chapters, which will then affect how the aspirants progenoid grows.Thats how chimeric gene seed happens, it's is quite literally the sauce analogy of bits of different stuff being thrown together and mixed until it's one.
>>98903491Depends on what you wanna do. If it’s just texture paste, and you like the color of it and just want to dry brush over it a little, glue first. If you want to create a more detailed base with rocks and plastic bits, do the entire base as one, prime it and paint the whole thing, then drill out some holes on it to pin your model to itAlways glue your magnets on before you paint, though, or you can get frost on the underside of your base.
>>98903540Codex fluff, nothing tabletop related.
>>98903570>GOD DAMN IT WHY CAN'T I DRYBRUSH PROPERLY REEEEEEEEEEI know that frustration, anon.I've had it when I tried to drybrush my sand painted bases for my wh40k minis. I think what I did was I glued the sand down then sealed the same with watered down white glue to where it could mistaken as milk. Then after painting it brown, I drybrushed with a lighter brown. It didn't look like painted sand. It looked like texture paste. I wasn't going for that look. Maybe the sand batch's grains are too tiny. I couldn't tell why. It hurt. I gotta try again though. Maybe I didn't remove enough light brown paint. Maybe I need to shake my sand batch a bit more. I'll get it right eventually. And soon too. I hope.
>>98903575That's... happened before?
>>98903531I hope he comes back. >>98903584I hope it is going well, anon. I do want to try my hand at this sort of thing, but the "codex" is just background fluff. Preferably after I figure out what the GW rulebook font is and find a way to produce interesting textured background "parchment colored" like the current Horus Heresy books or the ForgeWorld HH red/black books.I might ask the internet abominable intelligence for help on this one.
>>98903592Supply chain issue. Some chapters, like the Carcharodons, have to take what they can get.
>>98903599I am using ai to help with formatting, etc. I'm currently at 81 pages
>thought admech were going to be the tech obsessed innovators and inventors>look inside>they shun any new technology and only keep what derelict junk still works because they can exploit itWhy is there no based tech worshipping faction instead of the pussy shit admech are?
>>98903615>Indeed, to the archivist in search of spectacle, the surviving annals of the Chapter can appear almost wilfully dull.the abominable intelligence is sassing you; this shit is codex fluff lorem ipsum
>>98903618Admech (arguably correctly) believe that all technology worth inventing has already been invented and only needs to be rediscovered; they worship technology as a cargo cult, which is one of the things that makes them interesting, and have been called out on this in the lore (e.g., "Death of Integrity" by Guy Haley)
>>98903610That's pretty gross, just slopping random Geneseed into your recruits.
>>98903620Tbf, it's based off https://warhammer40k.wiki.gg/wiki/AdulatorsI'm just using and abusing because I love the idea of space marines being devout to the god-emperor and intertwining with SoB, but being inanely boring in their combat.I've been reading fluff for 20ish years so I'm trying hard to hit the IA style.
>>98903610For me, it''s Carcharodons.
>>98903610>shark boy>it isn't SharkboyGayCringeFagslop
what the FUCK is a carchodon
>>98903633It definitely has that codex fluff tone, but it's cranked to 11 and feels parodic. Also, while it might come up in one of the other four score pages, none of that conveys devoutness to Big E or mentions routine collabs with the SoB, which, if those are the ideas you like, should be in the introduction paragraph(s) of your essay and supported by specific details further in.
>>98903509How about indexes and the core rulebook?
updated blurb for /myguys/>Dusk Dragons>unknown geneseed (its dark angels.. or is it?)>quartered grey and off-white/bone armor>chapter symbol is a red dragon's head on the right shoulder (using mk6 salamander ones cheap from recaster)>was splintered off of the Indomitus Crusade to guard Gathalamor and other nearby worlds>the marines that make up the chapter were nearly wiped out by the Word Bearers in the Battle of Gathalamor>with only enough surviving marines to fill out two traditional companies, the chapter organization had to diverge from the Codex out of necessity>leadership of the chapter resents being left behind by the Primarch>became extremely spiritual in their years stationed on the Shrine World, believe the Emperor is a true God>primary "thing" is visions they receive which, they believe, are of the battles of Old Albia on Terra before the Unification>a marine of the chapter does not graduate from the scouts until he has his first vision>at which point they paint the battle heraldry witnessed in their vision on their armor>literally "earning their colors">compared to other chapters they have a larger amount of psykers, possibly as a result of the visions. additionally they have larger amount of dreadnoughts due to the number of battle brothers heavily injured while saving the planet >close ties with the local Ecclesiarchy, though this relationship is strained with the Ordo Hereticus fortress on Gathalamor more often of late using the chapter to do their wet-work>their strange and ecclectic old wargear is a result of being so ingratiated with the ecclesiarchy of the planet that they keep being gifted ancient relics whenever a priest or lord comes to visit with the Emperor's Angels and they're begrudgingly forced to stop training and socialize to keep things running smooth
>>98901934Does people doesn't scan 40k codex anymore? Haven't seen the new custodes codex anywhere and wanted to read the new lore in it.
>does people doesn't scan
>>98903638Pacific Islander-themed Raven Guard successors who are consistently the least interesting faction in their own books, somehow
>>98903670They specifically don't scan the custodes codex to spite you.
>>98903675I KNEW IT!!!
>>98903615>I used AITry to spellcheck the AI generated wording first. I know I'll miss things and people will think it is AI but really is is me and my bad grammar and sentence writing patterns.>that font>that parchment colorI can probably work with this. But maybe I can try light grey like the Imperial Armor Siege of Vraks autogun pages. It is a big "maybe." I'm gonna see if Krita's G'MIC built in filter function can make something serviceable of making the parchment color textured. It will never be as good as the pages of pic related. But the objectively is to make me smile whenever I read it and while making it. If others read it and enjoy it I'll consider it a bonus.
>>98903655Thanks anon. It's good feedback. That pic is literally the first text in the codex, so I hadn't introduced the SoB connection yet. Hopefully pic related helps, part of a short story in the Codex.
>>98903670all codex rules get leaked like a month before release>b-but muh lorebuy it then nigger
>>98903697>>98903615Presentation is not bad. Now I miss the PDF sharing feature this part of this site had even more.Is there any particular way of writing the dudes without making them seem too praised like how Ultramarines get? Something like the writings written from the perspective of an investigator like an inquisitor's findings?I sometimes think about the narrator speaking down, but I don't want it to be too much if that makes sense.
>>98903716I definitely did not mean them to come across that way. I've tried to make them calculating and cold. Even though their beliefs want them to save everyone, they understand that the many outweigh the few.Final presentation is still being worked on. This is just my latest version - focusing on the content atm rather than style.
>>98903734So, like Iron Hands but their battle calculus is weighted toward defending humanity rather than just destroying humanity's enemies?You have an interesting idea—boringly practical marines who see themselves as stewards of the God Emperor's subjects, but acknowledge that they can only do so much with the resources available to them and see no value in heroic last stands and other cliches—but I'm not sure the fluff is properly conveying it.
>>98903753That's totally fair, I'm only giving snippets of the Codex. When combined I am hoping it's more cohesive and makes sense, including their stupidly close ties with the SoB. It's been 2 and a bit years so far of writing, changing, adding, and what not. I am hoping I'm near the end.
>>98902618It's genuinely bad. They have the fewest detachment choices, some of their detachments don't do anything, they have zero long range anti tank, and almost all of your victories will come from volume of bodies sitting on objectives since actually pretty good infantry is the only thing agents have going for them. But of course, don't let that stop you. The game itself is only one third of the hobby, if models are cool or painting those models is fun or the lore is cool, those aspects are just as much if not more important.I've collected this up since I am in a similar boat as you, I just like Agents and I like these models and either already had them from playing guard/marines/sob or acquired them recently to try to bring this to 2k. But it's not very good lol.https://www.newrecruit.eu/app/list/K7Rr8>>98902654That guy is completely wrong. The Ordos work together constantly since their jurisdictions can overlap and the line between deamonic corruption and human cult corruption can often blur so they can even encounter each other during the same investigation. More than one of the dark heresy adventure paths include multiple Ordos for exactly this reason. The new videogame establishes this premise literally right away by having two Ordos work together in the main plot. And of course the Eisenhorn novels are constantly blurring the line since he does the job of maleus and hereticus constantly. People being confidently wrong is a problem in this thread, I see it constantly.
>>98903709>buy it then niggerEat out my unwashed asshole, GW.
>>98903670Who even likes pedostodes lore anyways? It's all just>Even from a young age, Lilith Kidtoucher was the nest and boldest molester earning her the title The Diddler Undeterred. It was this fierce devotion to touching kids in bolder and never before seen methods that saw her selected by the Custodes for Ascension. She has never tasted defeat and can name each Terran noble heir by scent alone.
>>98902588She has a whole novel devoted to her. Lelith is not a bad person she is just a lesbian with massive lesbian/daddy abuse issues who needs to kill people to prevent her soul from being destroyed by Slannesh. By 40k standards she isn't that bad, she doesn't enjoy killing people she just does it because she has to.She also enjoys being a hot lesbian murder idol. because who wouldn't right?
>>98903831>she doesn't enjoy killing people she just does it because she has to.Lame CuckedCringeThis is why I love orks, they're in it for pure love of the game
>>98903831God that absolute hack Brooks has done so much damage to Lelith as a character. The fact that Lelith used to have a male lovers before she got handed to Brooks and he shoved his dyke fetish into her is just one of the retarded things he's done. Brooks is even worse then ADB in terms of making something lame and gay.
ADB MENTIONED :DDDD
>deldar>not liking murder >lesbo with muh daddy issues Mike Brooks is such a fucking fraud holy shit
>>98903846The Lelith book is a total character assassination from her previous depictions. And there's lots of other little lore inconsistencies in there.It annoys me how much GW pushes it as the only book for Dark Eldar and ignores the much better Path trilogy.
so reading over the last few days threads we have had boobies posted multiple times and some cute trannies and there are people here who are mad? I don't mind having bitches around but I genuinely wonder why they would come to 4chud to talk warhammer and not one of the more normie corpo spaces where sperging out about women gets you banned?/tg/ is for the boys, ladies.
>>98903854Kill yourself
>>98903851Considering ADB is the head of the narrative now, it's not a surprise he pushes Brook's awful writing. Brooks even threw in ADB favorite to things to write about, Daddy issues and poorly written morality exploration
I am planning to adapt the Panther Knights and the Knights of the White Wolf from Warhammer Fantasy as Space Marine chapters.
>>98903854post slop
>>98903918Sounds good. Are you planning for them to be DA successors, anon?
>>98903670>Does people doesn't scan 40k codex anymore?Kids these days doesn't even know what a scanner is. We get a few bad phone photos of the rules and that's it.But honestly, it's not surprising that the old school scananons are not bothering to get their hands on new codices. The lore sections are badly written, thin or full of shit (femstodes, lol). And the rules are a chore to read, transient garbage that becomes obsolete in a couple of months.These new GW books have lost their appeal even for hoarders like me.
>>98903950>flick through 10th ed admech codex for paintschemes>its ONE little box on a page with like 6 models in different paintschemes and it telling you what forge world they're from>no example art
>>98903946I’m definitely making the Panther Knights successors of the Dark Angels.However, I’m not sure whether to make the Knights of the White Wolf successors of the Dark Angels or the Space Wolves.They could both be descendants of the Dark Angels, with a sibling-like rivalry, or one could be from the Dark Angels and the other from the Space Wolves, with a rivalry like that of cousins.
>>98903984if you’re going the space wolves route, do note space wolves didn’t have successor chapters* up until primaris because they bad some severe geneseed flaws, so any rivalry would be relatively recent, and there won’t be any long history they can draw back from. I’ll also say subjectively that a sibling rivalry would be cooler especially because their primarch is alive, so they’ll no doubt be competing for his attention.*Wolf Brothers are an exception, but they prove the rule because their geneseed was so unstable they had to be disbanded
>>98904004Then they will be brothers.
>>98903984To add on to the other guy you can just say they are an elite Kingsguard from one of the existing great companies. Bran redmaw would be for consideration or logan grimnar since they are some of the least cringe.If you want to be completely OC tho you are better off being DA successors. Though keep in mind they all report to the dark angels anyways? (I cannot remember if this still is canon).
Would it be detrimental to learn the game as a new player with an army mixed with Chaos Knights? Was thinking Thousand Sons and CK.
>>98903854Shut the fuck up and stop giving the attention whores attentionThe last thing we need is another fucking schizo in their general I hope you fucking choke to death on your own vomit
>>98903950New codex books are more like wikipedia articles.
I'll be playing vs. a Kroot heavy Tau list tomorrow, on a brand new terrain as GSC. Any tips? It'll be recon vs. recon
>>98904050yeah don't drink alcohol and reminisce about her
>>98904052I don't drink really but do reminisce about her a lot, I wish you didn't bring it up.
>>98904050ooh, I got a tip for you, but it isn’t about the game :)
>>98904050>kroot heavy tau vs gsctry to breathe when it goes in.
Should I keep it dark and have the only light come from the blue plasma pistol or do I just do it normally without going full OSL? I almost never do glowy stuff
>>98904063if you don’t think you can do it justice, that’s all good, but that idea sounds amazing also, where’d you get the skeletons? I need some for a project I’m working on
>>98904065I think they're a bits kit from green stuff world not sure was a while since I got them
Only realized today that supercharging plasma weapon is no longer more effective on marines that a regular shot
>>98903831
>>98903831nu lore ignore
>>98903831>>By 40k standards she isn't that bad, she doesn't enjoy killing people she just does it because she has to.
finally decide to get a single blade nipperdid i do gud?
>>98904096what you mean supercharging deals more damage
>>98903831>another lesbianI've lost any and all interest in playing dark eldar
>>98904106Yeah but it goes to S8 which used to be 2+ against T4
>>98904104Favourite song and producer?
It's getting sloppy. Thinking about adding a sky backdrop behind the walls. Which colour would look good you think? Black? Brown/yellow grime? Red?
found this on X so it could be fake but here ya go
>>98903618They coincidentally "discover" old technology no one knew about and definitely didn't just create something newThey also shun AI, but they'll stuff 1/5th of a servitors brain into a robot and say it's piloted by a human They also have lots of tech they just don't fucking share because they hoard the good stuff
>>98904132>£212 for a resin miniif that’s real then holy shit that’s so bad.
>>98903408Just woke up. Catching up here,That's disgustang
>>989038544chan feels like the only place I can actually talk to a person these days
Whats your favorite 40k book
>>98904136Yeah, that's the UK price, so the US price will be obscene These prices are worse than the current Ebay prices, which is saying something.I guess the Board told the MTO department to ratchet up pricing for whatever reason, since a lot of the MTO's for TOW recently have been terribly priced as well
>>98904146Helsreach or skitarius
>>98904146Horus rising
>>98904154sorry anon, this is about 40K. take your favorite book to /hhg/
>>98904146Legion, Deathwatch and Lords of Silence.
>>98904155I like the necron books too but they take place over a long period of time, are they even 40k then?
>>98904147>These prices are worse than the current Ebay pricesthere are only 2 lord of changes on ebayone is over 1k for in boxthe other is primed and built at over 300
>>98904151>>98904154>>98904156On the list they go, tyyyy
>>98904146No idea why but I loved The Last Chancers book
>>98903380It makes no fucking sense because the terminators actual unit ability relies on being within 9”There are no synergies and it’s obvious the two units were written in complete isolation of each other
>>98904155Is the beast series not 40k then it takes place in m32
>>98904122black rock shooter was my gateway thanks to psp or was it vita? damn I cant remember
What do you think of the supposed leaked Codex release schedule?>January - Tau>Q1 2027 - Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Blood Angels>Q2 2027 - CSM, Guard, Necrons, Black Templars>Q3 2027 - Death Guard, Sisters, Eldar, Dark Angels, Thousand Sons>Q4 2027 - AdMech, World Eaters, Emperor's Children, Votann, Space Wolves>2028 Presumably - Grey Knights, Genestealer Cults, Imperial Knights, Chaos Knights, Imperial Agents (If they even stay a codex),
>>98904023>Though keep in mind they all report to the dark angels anyways? (I cannot remember if this still is canon).I think some chapters have strayed and no longer believe in the hunt for the Fallen.
>>98904195so chaos daemons are not going to stick around in 40k?
>>98904195>Average 4 codex each quarterYe definitely fake
>>98904195>GSC in 2028maybe I should I find a job instead
>>98904202To be fair, we did get the Orks, Marines, and Custodes codexes in the span of like a month and a half>Orks - September 5th>Marines - October 9th>Custodes - October 17thIt'd be crazy for them to keep that rate of release up, but the pretense for it is there.
>>98904195funny enoughi want guardman codex to come out next
>>98904195Fake. GW isn't organized enough to release that much over the course of a month let alone a year.
>>98902776>my headcanon is the thing that's explicitly and repeatedly affirmed as canon
t-tall- *wheeze* tallarn reprint... *coughs up blood* soon...
>>98904145what is your opinion on Hispanics?
>>98904199demons get an index, basically free rules and supported but they aren't getting any model kits, its all AOS hand me downs.
>>98903231the villain in demolisher is a heretek and it's not even something boring like a traitor, it's a proper enemy
>>98904175sadly they’re in a limbo where they’re neither /40kg/ or /hhg/ therefore they legally don’t exist in either, and must be brought up in separate threads or /tbg/ (the beast general)
>>98904307they're nice :0
>>98904307They're nice in general i think. Where I live we don't really have latino gangs so all i've met have been nice and hard working people. Never seen one at the LGS though.
>>98903854Could you show me some of these boobie posts for research purposes?
>>98904307I like orks :D
>>98904309I'm holding out hope that the 4 chaos gods get mixed in with the 4 chaos legions or something.I could see them having one or 2 detachments specifically for full chaos daemons
>>98899518October collage submissionSpooky bladeguard conversionWish I could finish all 6 but 2 is good for now
>>98904146Forges of Mars
>>98904392I adore the dark shading on the red in these
>>98904392looking spooky dude>>98904146I basically think the Gaunt's Ghosts series is the best thing ever in the setting. Big fan of Traitor General and the final two books. Iron Snakes was fun. I just read Infinite and the Divine this year and I never read a cron book. Read books, they're fun.
>>98904446I think I enjoy painting cloth the most out of anything
>>98904392very nice. GS hoods and flames? any pre-painted models? i like seeing the kitbash
how do you guys store your extra bits? I've just got all mine in a ziplock bag right now, but I was thinking of getting a jewelry box or something to sort them
>>98904481You're really good at it :D>>98904478You are godlike at weathering, holy fuckDid you happen to make the environment too??? It looks so fucking good, I adore the grafitti on the blue crate, someone had alot of fun making this environment
>>98904495"small parts drawer organizer"
>>98904504This + a sharpie or a label maker is the best sorting system you could ever have
>>98904504what if I have massive fingers and can’t fit them in the tiny boxes to pick up the plastic bits?
>>98904510Pull the whole drawer out and dump it out on the table when you want to sift through it sillyOr use tweezers
>>98902242WAOW!!! PRIMARCHS!!!! I NEED TO TELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND ABOUT THIS ASAP!!
>>98904510some form of forceps/tweezers. I like the medical ones that click tight and the ones that are default closed. how are you building anything if you can't hold the bits anyway?
>>98904522Oh yeah, hemostats would be good too, I use those for my piercings, but I would worry they could deform plastic easy
>>98904536you may be taking the ogryn roleplay a little far if you can't manage to control how hard you grip
Is anyone not really impressed by the paintjobs on Golden Demon anymore?Don't get me wrong, they take a lot of talent and they look incredible but it just feels like the painting cieling has been hit and what matters more is modelling and diorama design.An entry of calgar just standing there is kind of boring.
>>98904536rubberized grips. there are also ones with wide rubber pads that will distribute the pressure a lot more for holding pieces together.the ones i got are "2 Pcs Young Tongue Forceps Curved Clamp - Seizing Forceps with Rubber Jaws Clamp Stainless Steel Instruments" fwiwbut any smooth and sharp thingy will do, there's almost always two little places you can grab that wont deform even under heavy hands
>>98904545They click, and its sometimes easy to click too hard, but you're right>>98904549Yeah that'll work!!
>>98904478Holy nice board. Props to whoever made it. >>98904546For me most of the paint jobs look as another anon put it in WIP, "velvety". They don't look true to the model, missing a lot of the grittiness that should be there for most. I don't deny the skill and extreme amount of hours sunk into them, but really, they most entries were all boring and the styles all felt samey.
hey... uhhhwhy do we dislike adb again??ofc i know why i just want to show my friend the consensus...
>tfw bought another unopened box to add to my 7 large pile of shameI-It was a sale…
His name is ImoTEKH, get it? Cos he's a ROBOT mummy! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU GET THE JOKE?
>>98902588Still my fav model of all time. I'll never stop using it <3
>>98904598>8 unopened boxesnot bad. not great, not bad. The only way i'll get through my pile of shame is when my kid is old enough to build with meany anons successfully pull this off?
>>98904599I wish the model had a less retarded assembly method. Then again isn't that the case with every named HQ?
>>98904498>>98904581had a friend who hasn't played since 5th fly in. We had a game that took 5 hours. >>98904546saturation, I see too many mind boggling pieces that it blurs together. I've seen too many "in action" Ork GD entries that look amazing but I couldn't tell you about out. Same with too many ultramarine characters. Duels and WHFB/AOS pieces are what pops out to me honestly.
>>98904598Sounds like you have enough to start grinding it down anon. I believe in you.
>>98904195We're not getting a codex per month.
Her name's Kruellagh The Vile, get it? Remember that old Disney film? 101 Dalmatians? Well the antagonist lady in that was Cruella DeVille! So KRUELLAGH THE VILE! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A THIGH SLAPPER!
>>98904650I'd slap her thighs if you catch my drift
>>98904598Well tell me what you bought before I can judge you
It's brutal waiting for washes to dry when you're short on time. Still not sure if I should have the marine be my purple guys or some scheme that compliments the rest of the colours better and the blue light I'll add. Maybe BA is a better fit
Redid my bike chaplain.
>>98902282Then why are you here? 40k reigns supreme. It will KILL all competition. YOU WILL BE DRIVEN OUT OF GAME STORES AND TOLD TO PLAY 40K.
>>98904664Hot
>>98904698I bought one leeman russ, and in my pile is a hippogriff, kasrkin, command squad, chimera, valkryie, creed, and a baneblande
hope you have money for these bros
>>98904195Am I crazy or didn’t they announce no stand alone codex for separate Marine chapters?
>>98903258Cool!
>>98903918>the Knights of the White Wolf from Warhammer Fantasy as a Space Marine chapterI'm sorry that I have to be the one to say this, but they already exist as a first founding legion. Twice.
>>98904734>its realthe last ork mto was fairly reasonably priced too, so what gives with these guys? especially the exalted tzeentch daemon which is $325
>do some thinking>realize names like Tarkus, and Cyrus are all related to the band King Crimson in some wayam I the first one to actually realize this?
>>98904816That Resin model is massive so the price isn't that surprising since it's nearly double the size of the current plastic kit
>king crimson>the crimson kingso are they dark angels or not?
>>98904650Wait until your realize they also released her alongside a bunch of skinned dogs
>>98902093I was thinking the same thing. Mods should just ban 40kg for like a month. Nothing interesting is happening in 11th anyways
>>98904836you can count the number of names from RT to ~3rd that aren't just the names of famous people or members of the staff on one hand
>>98904846Why don’t you just stop coming here? We don’t even like you.
>>98904755I remembered that too, but in retrospect I think they were just referring to the big update for supplement chapter stats not being tied to their codex release.
>>98904837It's weird because the exalted bloodthirster and GUO are roughly the same size as their plastic counterparts but the exalted lord of change just mogs the plastic one
>>98904874Like the exalted bloodthirster is definitely bulkier, but the wings and pose make it a lot less jarring
Can someone provide me with a guide to the heraldry of the Dark Angels?I’m a bit confused.
>>98904846Fair enough
just got new tonepro paintsI guess the pot isnt that bad here cause you suppose to just use the paint straight out of the pot I already dont put wash or contrast into dropper and I doubt I will do it with tone pro either
>>98904730It's ok You should paint leman first
>>98904700Since you're constrained on time, do what is easiest/fastest for you man. It's pretty good already as is.
>>98904700looks great so far
take a look what I found in the used section of my LGS! It was listed as a “cadian command squad” but it appears the commander is missing and a commissar has taken his place. as well as there being an extra plasma gunner.
just gonna go ahead and hide that post
gw is hiring valrak as CEO. he will squat everything except primaris. expect 40k to become a primaris vs primaris only game from now on.
>>98904886I think that’s the point choom
>>98904986dibs on Konrad Curze
>>98903003its from dow4 trailer so prob 40ksupposed to be lionel johnson from the audio iirc
His name is SLY MARBO. Like Sly as in Sylvester Stallone's nickname and Marbo is an anagram of RAMBO! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! YOU KILL ME LADS YOU REALLY DO!
Finally got my launch box splitAm I part of the club now?
>>98905049But he's dressed like Arnie in Predator and his gun is clearly meant to be Snake's MAC-10 from Escape from New York
>>98903831>By 40k standards she isn't that bad, she doesn't enjoy killing people she just does it because she has to.
>>98901934does anyone have the non-zoom blur version of the OP image
What do you guys think about the Soul Drinkers books.
Happy Halloween everyone
>>98905128anyone here dressing up as anything?
>>98905131Yeah. I’m dressing up as a slightly dumb ass retard that has to deal with people who are even more retarded than me. I had a long fucking day. What about you?
>>98905131I'm dressing up as a goth larper and sitting at home
>>98905118Just search a few years back in the archive for /40kg/ op images.
>>98902282I've been seeing more and more online buzz about the gay anteater game recently, is this some kind of psyop?
>>98901934>Are you doing any spooky hobby?No, I don't have my spooky boys yet
>>98905181found it, thanks
>>98902075sex ratbut lorgar...I like shigure ui and alpha legion
There is no joke.
>>98904131That is a nice diorama. I gotta seriously try my hand at some better than my first diorama.Sauce on those skeletons?
Rape everyone and leave
>>98904131This looks really frickin cool!
>>98905126I don’t read. I just jerk off to femboy porn and watch Warhammer lore vids on YouTube
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>>98904986>he will squat everything except primaris.30k is THAT way. What is there left to squat? Firstborn are gone!I repeat: the units that CREATED this entire setting that was originally a Warhammer Fantasy spinoff, are themselves dead and gone.
>>98904842>Monarch Rouge
>>98904842>The Red Regent
>>98904664I will repopulate the webway
>>98905402fuck me, that's good
>>98904195What's the point of a Necron Codex if their Ghost Arks still can't carry any infantry other than basic Warriors specifically?No mechanized assault y.y
