The world’s most powerful psychic has just died. Now the governments of the world fight over the rights to his brain. To uncover its secrets.
>>98896900Cool premise. Reminds me of that insane fellow who stole Einstein’s brain.
>>98896900>most powerful psychic>diedwas he stupid?
>>98896909They think he died but he really just transferred his consciousness elsewhere
>>98896909>>most powerful psychic>>died>was he stupid?Many such cases. Sad!
>>98896900>The world’s most powerful psychic has just died.that was last year
>>98896931Yurrrri…
>>98896923haha
>>98896931My man.
>>98896900F>>98896909He only made you believe he's dead.
>>98896900Don't brains decay within hours of death?They might as well be fighting over a tub of silly putty.
>>98897199Your brain has usually suffered significant and permanent damage before you even die, with death itself being the point where it stops functioning entirely. It then starts further degrading immediately, but gradually. So how long they have depends on how pristine they need it, what the cause of death was, and in what environment the brain finds itself post death. It'll probably all come down to technobabble and Sufficiently Advanced Technology™ in the end.
>>98896909He had an aneurysm trying to remote view every woman on earth showering at the same time. Streets saying his brain is still soaked in dopamine
Omg I just saw the news. I thought this was just some typical shitpost, ignore my joke about Xavier being a gooner perv >>98897234.Rest in peace, legend.
William fucking Shatner is outliving everybody
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>>98896900Aftering watching the first season of Picard im honestly glad he's dead. What a fucking retarded faggot holy shit. Rest in piss.
>>98897516You need to kill yourself
>>98896900How is this related to tabletop games?
>>98898561You'd think someone would at least resurrect /stg/ for this kind of thing, though I'll admit as a nerd icon he's contributed to a lot of /tg/ and /tg/ peripheral material.
>>98898561How are you?
I'm crying like a little boy lost in the dark.
>>98896900Beyond the secrets of how the brain was capable of such psychic abilities could be cute if through bullshit techno/mystic babble they think they can extract memories from the brain as well. Surely the most powerful psychic has quite a bit of useful and/or damning information from across the globe.
>>98898666I’m sorry Satan
>>98896900>in other news, The Federation somberly announces the passing away of one of our most dignified, respected and celebrated Starfleet Officer: Captain Jean-Luc Picard. >Captain Picard was renowned for his diplomatic approach to situation as well as his significant contribution to the stability within the Alpha Quadrant during and after his tenure within Starfleet. >He will be remembered as the quintessential and iconic display of what every officer and enlisted members of Starfleet should aspire to emulate.>Public mourning services will be held in all Starfleet outposts, space station and bases. The USS Enterprise will be hosting a live feed of the funeral service to all publically available channels.>Many of Captain Picard's surviving friends, collegues and guests from across the quadrant will be present to give their final goodbyes to a cherished member of the galactic community.
>>98896900>Sir Patrick Stewart is now goneMan I'm saddened a bit. I think my first encounter of him was the "why the fuck" Star Trek old meme of him. Was he part of /tg/ culture like James Earl Jones was the "bitches for Thulsa Doom" guy?>>98896923This one got me. I am not sure if I should be happy or hate it.
>>98896900Depends on the game/setting. You DO play games, right OP? RIGHT???
>>98899392He was certainly part of 4chan culture.
>>98899392fa/tg/uys frequently used Picard as the gold standard for Charisma-based player characters who refuse to solve problems solely through violence. Picard was frequently cited as the ultimate example of true Lawful Good done right.
>>98896909He had an incurable case of old.
>>98897379Why do you think he lives so long?
>>98897374I thought it was funny, all good.
>>98897379>>98897424
>>98898561It's clearly a superhero campaign premise you fucking jeet, how has a train not run you over yet?
>>98896900>>98897424And so it begins!
>>98897424Depressing
