Concubine for the Harem EditionLast thread: >>98806314Discuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.No AI slop pleaseThread question: What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?
>retarded goonoid OP>forget the subject>removed Drizzt in favor of FotM animu girl with pointy ears>retarded TQ that can be whatever the fuck any anon wantsBad OP. Very bad OP.
>>98887419It depends in how you implement them. For example, if they're an invading force they'll adapt the indigenous building techniques to their own, and if it's them whom have the old established realm it'll diverge into the context of their existence.Like, the ones from Queen's Blade live in forest villages disguised within the trees to avoid another disastrous war with humans, but in Beleriand most elves lived in semi-isolated homesteads with ample land to each family making me think each building stood out on purpose more akin to the stark white stone used in Gondolin.
>>98887419>What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?Never uses quarry stone, just salvages natural erosion products.Never tears down old structures, always keeps and maintains them.
>What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?There is no "elf architecture". There are various settings with different elves and different subraces or cultures of elves within these settings.At least ask "in your setting", you faggot.
>>98887473I am so sick and tired of seeing ads for the OoT slopremake.
>>98887533You have no idea what I'm sick and tired of.
>>98887631Not posting humans in the elf thread, that's for sure.
>>98887631Not elves for the quintillionth time.
>>98887419>What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?I'm fond of the "stereotypical" curvy, rounded, and art nouveau-esque style often attributed to Elves. It's a bit stereotypical and makes drawing Elven buildings or recreating them in art programs or vidya a massive pain in the ass but it looks cool and has Elven "vibes" that I can't fully articulate.I feel like >>98887463 captures it pretty well, it has be a good balance of pristine and natural. It can't be too sterile and perfect or else it feels more modern and sci-fi-ish but it also can't be too natural and chaotic or it feels more "mundane" like a human settlement.Obviously this is mostly discussing the archetypical High Elf society, Dark Elves or Wood Elves have different design language in my mind. Obviously everything is very setting-dependent, and you should always try to make your settings' Elves society tailored to their environment, if your setting is some Dark Sun type shit and everything sucks it probably doesn't make sense for Elves to have such grand, pristine buildings.
Yucky, another slop general! Haybale-san save me.
>>98887463If there is no "elf architecture" then there is no "elf body type" either.
>>98888433Large breasted elf women...
>>98888433Now that's just a false equivalence.
>>98888433That anon >>98888103 explained it in a way that I had no patience for at the moment. It's ultimately the dumb way how OP phrased that question. Something like "what are good examples of elven architecture, in your opinion?" or "how is elven architecture in your setting?" is more /tg/-appropriate.The OP reminds me of the increasingly third-world way of talking about this fictional race in the context of traditional games, where anons shit out opinions from their phones while unable to grasp that different systems and settings have varying takes on elves. While simultaneously having common core characteristics.That means that there are some common ideas of what constitutes good takes on elvish architecture, similarly to how elves usually are depicted as long-lived, magic, dexterous, slender and with pointy ears.No, there is not one exact "elf body type", sometimes they can be tall, sometimes they are smaller than humans. Sometimes they look like aliens, sometimes they have a weird anatomy, sometimes it's more regular human-like. But they tend to be slender in some form, since that's a common core characteristic.No, there is no universally agreed, all-applying "elf architecture", especially since there are usually different elf subraces and cultures. But their architecture is usually shown as elegant, decorative but not to the point of garishness. Building high structures, towers and arcs. The dark elf variant usually loves spikes (spikes = evil), but aside from that, it seems like they usually favor rounded, smooth surfaces and tall buildings, while also including elements of the natural world.I'm personally in favor of Art Nouveau for high elves. What you usually want is to differentiate them from regular ass medieval human towns.
>>98889653Why did you wait to post this reply now next morning after you already ritual-posted le proper artwork of cool male elf >>98888522>>98889756>unable to grasp that different systems and settings have varying takes on elvesThat reminds me of someone.>That means that there are some common ideas of what constitutes good takes on elvish architecture, similarly to how elves usually are depicted as long-lived, magic, dexterous, slender and with pointy ears.Yes, the "good takes". It would be a shame if someone thought of something not good that we don't like.
>>98889825Because that was a different anon.>It would be a shame if someone thought of something not good that we don't likeAnd we can debate over what we deem a good take on elves within the context of traditional games (I just assume that's the context, given the board), and we don't necessarily need to agree. There is a whole world between "elves are exactly that one thing!" and "elves can be whatever who cares". What's the purpose of this thread and this board if not to discuss these things?Post some elfen architecture, make points about why you think it's good elven architecture.
>>98889855>Post some elfen architecture, make points about why you think it's good elven architectureMy attempts to keep it at the more fashionable "elven" were in vain.
The elf in my sword world game has started to bond with the priestess of Myrill (war god) over their common interest in killing marmo fucking shits. It will be very interesting to see how the players handle their allies starting to be more offensive and provocative then they themselves are
>>98889897I don't see any reason why they shouldn't join the killing spree anyway, but you tell me.
>>98889956KLF combat ready fighters: 12Marmo occupation forces in Kanon: 30.000
>>98887419You forgot to put "Elf General" in the OP.
>>98890484/wet/INAG
>>98889855not bad until the stupid trollface basreliefthink for a moment: who would want to look at that in their fancy building?
>>98887419>What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?Instead of cutting a tree, you grow it during your lifetime into perfect shape for your home
>>98889855>What's the purpose of this thread and this board if not to discuss these things?Based on my observation in the past few years it's shitposting.>Post some elfen architecture, make points about why you think it's good elven architecture.Sorry, but the last 10 years of having an autist often pop up on multiple boards and seethe at me, or even sperg out and start shitting in the thread, because of my taste in this specific topic made me disinterested in discussing this stuff here.I'm mostly just here to harvest the occassional good artwork or poke fun at the Noldorfaggot for shitting on his own dining table.
>>98889756meanwhile I think the eldar towers in 40k all look like dicksand the deldar like pointy dicks
>>98890564The asur. Keeps humans out.
>>98891222Trips of tadgers-on-the-brain
>>98892610more like keeps IQ away
>>98892668See? It's already working at repelling humans.
>>98887419>What does elf architecture look like, in your opinion?I don't think elves have much of a say in how the architecture of their slave quarters and the harem is chosen
>>98894151Harems had immense political sway because of their very nature. If the elf harem girls want different architecture then that's nothing compared to shit women like Daji were pulling.
>>98894162>enslave hot women so you don't have to deal with women moments>still simp for themWe need to be worse men.
>>98894162it annoys me how people don't understand harems or what they wereit is simply a space reserved for women, it wasn't just a place filled with 'hot women', your sisters, mom, aunts, etc., would also be in there, as well as your pre-pubescent sons and unmarried daughtersthe reason we see harems they way they are now is because of Europeans who heard 'women only' place and thought 'hot'>the harem genre of Japan doesn't help and IMO only shares the name and none of the nuance
>>98894669Is it advisable to keep your female relatives and pre-pubecent sons close to your elves?
>>98894963tell me you are a porn-brained gooner without telling me you're a porn-brained goonerwhat was the last non-porn-related elf media you consumed? it seems to have been a while for you
>>98895555>what was the last non-porn-related elf media you consumed?Sword world, last Tuesday.
>>98894963If you want them to keep healthy mana levels.Those don't replenish themselves.
>>98898970being close to elves replenishes mana?
elves have huge mana reserves and use mana all the time, even to just maintain themselves and be healthy they need to use a trickle of mana. However they can't replenish mana themselves and instead need to seek out other races to get mana. Physical contact transfers mana, sex transfers mana and human cum in particular is incredibly mana-rich
should I generate more elves?
>>98899825No.
>>98899349I hope no one paid for this artwork
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>>98899273"being close"certain definitions of that, yestheir mana if that wasn't clear
>>98899349>uman cum in particular is incredibly mana-richprobably wishful thinking, because why would itlet's face it, it's not good, just cheap and available
>>98900653Please don't reply to the pornbrained HFY-faggot in earnest.
>>98887533Mogged
>>98900729>HFYwhat?high-frequency yiffing?
>>98901228"Humanity Fuck Yeah". A whole topic in itself. Started as an answer to supposedly negative depictions of humanity in contrast to other fictional races (aliens in scifi, races like elves in fantasy). Soon turned into massive ego-stroking aka 40k where humans are always supposed to be the bestest at everything and the center of the universe. The /tg/ variation of HFY often lashes out against elves (dwarves and orcs are cool, though), using them as a punching bag while still masturbating to elven women (they fuck human men, which is another win for humanity).
>>98901264Oh. My point was more of the opposite.The human cum clearly has to be a quantity over quality, free-soup-handed-to-beggars poor-elf's product.The implications are they would have to gather a lot, which is cursed though.Actually, I'd say humans are probably worse sources for the purpose than horse, bull or other large strong animals/monsters that should probably contain more "life force" or something. Unless the intellectual/spiritual awareness of the soul producing the jizz matters.>>98899349>elves have huge mana reserves and use mana all the time, even to just maintain themselves and be healthy they need to use a trickle of mana. However they can't replenish mana themselves and instead need to seek out other races to get mana.NNnnooooo that sounds like a shit deal. If this is supposed to be moe but also wholesome, elves deserve better.I'd say, elves replenish mana normally, but they are constantly running low from their huge expenditures needed to defend humanity from all the threats in the world (and humanity) thanklessly, which they mayflies take for granted or don't even realize.The noble but humble knife-eared protectors not only aren't given the resources they need, they have to scrape for mana boosting nourishments as if they were the lowest bottom-feeders of society. The Homo (sic!) species would end ages ago if elf women didn't have little boys to harvest from. Those innocent young ones are the only light in the dark, paying back the debt of the rotten adults.
>>98901264>40k where humans are always supposed to be the bestest at everythingif you read any 40k book you'll quickly realize that 99% of humanity is literally and metaphorically fuckedmost humans join the T'au because they get one warm meal a day and breathable air with a lot of fanwanking about T'au raised humans meeting normal Imperium humans and going>Bitch, you live like this? By the greater good, how horrifyingmeanwhile craftworlders live basically in borderline paradise, with the worst that can happen being like an occasional dark elf raid like every few hundred years or humans attacking>which seems to happen rarely because they can literally see into the future and steer according this, plus most craftworlds being the size of continents ignoring some terrible punishment for seers who get a bit too selfish, they get 'lobotomized' by removing the part of the brain responsible for psyker powers, which makes them borderline unable to function as everything on a craftworld is designed to work by psychic commands Dark eldar's commoragh may be the closest we get to an alien hive world, though I love the comparison of low comorragh to the cyberpunk setting>reminder that the dark elves were impressed by humanities ability to fuck each other up so terribly they started taking notes and tried to make their own golden throne, now just need someone to sit in it>and the center of the universeit's not that-https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1271n9c/factions_repartition_in_black_library_output_over/>82.75% imperium>120 horus heresy booksJesus Christ
>>98900653so elves need lots of it to replenish their mana?
>>98901451Yeah, 40K hasn't been proper "grimdark" in a long while. Especially since it's now mainstream.,
happy halloween, here's my creepiest elf
>>98904086That's cool, have a Baelnorn.
Rare bearded elf also old as balls >That's what necromancers in wizardry look like
>>98903877>everyone knows about the urban legends>why is everyone such a coward, you think>this is the biggest life hack there is>when you notice a shady figure in a dark cape with funny looking cowl that appears to be wider than it should tailing you, clumsily trying to not stand out without much success, you purposely lead her into a dark alley in a half-abandoned quarter of town where you know nobody lives>Come an get it, bitch, you whisper to yourself as you turn around when the steps get close>...
>>98904970>when you wake up, you are tied>you are tied to a table>your upper torso and head lie on a rough wooden desk, your legs are spread, ankles tied firmly to the legs of the table>the elf - for it truly was a female elf - can be seen inspecting some polished steel pots few steps away>she is wearing a long white coat, rubber gloves, and what looks like a laboratory face protector>you look at her feet, she is wearing rubber wellingtons with Winnie the Pooh print>when you look better, the coat is old, patched up, worn and full of dirt spots that apparently resisted washing>Suddenly you notice that from the dark, two dirty, hairy and ugly goblins emerge and approach you>One wears rubber gloves reaching up to his armpits, and carries a metal bucket>The other carries a large, slick looking dildo>"Ready, here, uh, ma'am," he screeches>A melodic voice fills the chamber, without the elf ever turning back at you>"As fast as you can, please, we are running behind schedule.">"On it", goblin respond as you can feel their small nasty hands getting hold of you.>"Eh, fuck it, no, ehhh, toyin', I guess" the second goblin can be heard, raspy voice that sounds like he has been smoking cigarettes his whole life, inside his lungs.>You hear something falling on the floor with a wet noise and you learn how to recognise goblin hand is getting stuffed up your rectum>"I'll massage your shoulders after the third bucket is done, Mr. Stomper," the elf says, now actually turning to show a grateful smile the goblin's way.>"We'll make the rent this month, guys. I know it," you hear her sigh before you have to turn your attention to much more pressing and gripping concerns.
Here's the Wholesome Elf Thread overlay for future use
Whats your favorite aspect warrior and why? Mine is fire dragons. I love the idea of the Demolition experts also frying anything dumb enough to get close.
>>98905741Striking scorpions because I like the color green.I'm not a complicated man.
>>98905741Yeah, Fire Dragons.
>>98904982>It's a livin'- Mr. Stomper, professional prostate massager
>>98905878>Mr. Stomper was actually offered higher paying job in the AI industry, but he refused.>"See, this ain just 'bout me," he tells us after spitting a long snake-like string of phlegm on the rain-soked old road in front of the school where he volunteers to keep watch at the pedestrian crossing every morning while the biggest rush of kids from the poor quarter walks to the classes.>"S'ppose I go and leave. What will Sackpullers' young lad do without me back at the workshop? Or the girl? I couldn't live seein' her kicked out and on the street. Nawww, son. [cough]"
>>98888433Sometimes I wonder if Santa didn't pull some All Tomorrows shit on his elves the same way we turned wolves into chihuahuas and pugs.
>>98906028Way back I thought up a fanfic where it turns out that the house elves in Harry Potter are really Tolkien-like elves of old Englisch Isles and Ireland, bound and cursed by evil human wizards into the grotesque slave form, with their memories of their identity and history as well as magical abilities sealed.There is but a single young elf child left, born under mysterious circumstances that grows up between humans undiscovered and has to infiltrate Hogwarts to learn magic and discover a way to undo the curse and unsealf elffolk from the humanity's oppression.And to go through various erotic (mis)adventures while on the quest.
>>98906052I actually had a similar idea for an original fantasy story.
>>98906028silly small household spirit elves (among other names) predate hot bimbo elves thoughever
