Inspired by this thread:>https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/98733824/While the initial idea is shit, the world building that resulted out of the shitposting was pretty fun. Let's fill it out in the name of spooktober. The general gist centers around Europe being divided in half between a Muslim dominated west and a Vampire ruled east with the Vampires resisting the savage Ottomans... Waging a war that has lasted for centuries. The Turks conquered Constantinople early before destroying Italy and 'reforming' the Ruman Caliphate while Vampires took over Eastern Europe to reign supreme as Undead overlords.Christians in Germany, France, and Italy are oppressed while the Andalusi got buckbroken by the victorious Turks who proceeded to ship in male African slaves en masse. Both for labor, to demoralize the natives, and some rather 'peculiar' roles. There are exceptions of course: the Norse apparently recessed into paganism and are now in the process of colonizing the new world, the Balts still hold onto the old ways, and the Divan is practically dominated by the Merchants Guild. Islam is also hitting huge roadblocks in India and East Asia.To say nothing of the Divan spending less time battling monsters in the bloody borderlands of Germany and the Balkans. Instead, they send masses of Janissaries to clear out the levant provinces for resettlement. But the Turks, placated by excess bucks, are happy. This is the Abode of Islam, a Golden Age upon Golden Age that seemingly never ends.
>>98886688Someone should've made another The High Frontier thread
>WEEALLLL>We've been breakin' bucks fo' ten generations.>Most o' the time da breakin' sticks, da buck don't give you mo' trouble.>But sometimes.... WEALLL... Sometimes you git a peculiar buck.>This one buck, weall he was da peculiar type, he uh would act up and wouldn' hide it.>It seems everah week he'd be pretendin' ta take a nap on picking duty with one eye open all khoi like, or heed take extra armenian pie or heall he'd just sit his black ass on da praying rug.>Seemad everah week he'd be doin' somethin' plain rascally in plain sight of da ovahseah so da ovahseah would call out to the buck to git to da breakin' mosque.>And I tell you hwat this buck's eyes would light up and befor' you could kneel he'd be in that there mosque.>This buck would run to ta mosque like it was a hot day in the middle of the sahara I tell ya hwat.>Heall it'd git so bad da buck would tell you what kine o' mischief he'd git into, he didan don anythin' yet. >He'd just skip ovah to ta mosque and holler, 'cmon massah this buck ain't gon' break hisself!'>Just downright peculiar.-Omar Ahmeed Muhammad Muhammad, Breaker.>>98886972>Someone should've made another The High Frontier threadWhat anon? Aren't you ready for... BUCKPUNK!
