My players have started dating each other
Gay
>>98867055Assert dominance cuck both of them.
>>98867097This. And use a black NPC.
>>98867055It isn't always terrible, like if you meet your future wife while gaming. Admittedly she was the GM's little sister and I'm pretty sure he still regrets volunteering to GM at his place for that reason.
>>98867121I got this group together after my last group splintered because of this exact thing.I've had these people for a better part of three years and I've had several campaigns with them.If that happens again, I don't think I have it in me to recruit more people to play with me.
>>98867130It isn't so bad if you can keep the group together. You just do the gaming at your place, she watches the kids during it, gaming is done in afternoon on a weekend instead of to unholy hours of the night, and everybody is sent home with game done by 7 so children can eat and then sleep.
>>98867148I guess. Relationships are the most emotionally charged things in people's lives. If they decide to break up, I have to pick which one I hang with.Congratulations, by the way. What a nice way to find your soulmate.
>>98867055at least you are not the hated GM that fucks a player
>>98867121what ages were you when this happened? how did he react when he realized you were fucking his sister? did the game die?
>>98867055>OP is in a gay policule and he's been made the cuck>they also may or not play games, proof pending
>>98867260I was 15. She was 20.
>>98867402>fucking a 20-year-old at age 15Lucky bastard
>>98867411Well, I mean. She pegged me regularly and still does, but I was into it. Still counts.
Happened to meLiterally nothing changed Great couple, she's always been the exception that proves the rule thoughNice tits tooIts only annoying if they break up
>>98867055>friends started dating each otherHow unprecedented!I still play with one of my exes. It isn't a problem if people are capable of even baseline emotional maturity.
>>98867557It was funny how every woman I ever played with was the exception that proves the rule, right up until the point that I realized that 4chan is full of shit.
>>98867110I don't think he means in character.
>Players dating players>Not dating you
>>98867260She was younger, 19 to 22.Seethed but his parents approved. If it was winter she'd snuggle up with a blanket sometimes looking smug while we were trying to play though and that definitely disrupted things.No, it still happens. Just on weekends now. Nothing recently since two of the others got deployed.
>>98867055I met my wife gaming so I cant complain. She was even another guys girlfriend when we met, but the group kicked him for being an asshole but we invited her back. Not long after she broke up with him & dated me. My group got really lucky with that though, most tables destroy themselves with relationship drama
>>98867402>I was 15. She was 20.And she was GM's little sister, meaning he was 20+ at the time?Chances are the dude tried to groom you, but the girl was faster.
>>98867900Thats not too crazy. I was in a group of middle schoolers, highschoolers, the middle schoolers dad (DM) & a handful of college guys
>>98867900Weirdo, not everything is grooming. In fact in normal society adults and kids are supposed to interact a lot more across the board. The current society is an abberation causing stunted growth for many reasons including that.
>>98867698>>98867698 :(
>>98867986Call me jaded but I just don't see why would anyone voluntarily deal with teens unless there's some ulterior motive, blood relation, or getting paid for the trouble.
>>98868089NTA but that's not so much jaded as straight up dysfunctional.Yes teens are annoying but doing unpleasant things without being forced to because you're trying to make the world a little less awful is how civilization used to work.It no longer does and that's why our entire tech base is starting to fall apart. But it used to work like that.
>>98868089teens are ok to deal with as long as you don't have any aspirations of being an authority or regulator of behavior
>>98867411>muh older womenAre you retarded or just some goonbrained incel?
>>98868223Idk my stable of teens does everything I tell them to like a happy gaggle of vaping Airpod wearing Pikmin.You just tell them simple things and express your thankfulness a fair bit.Not sure why everyone whines about zoomie laborers. They're honestly fine. Mildly retarded but fine.I think most of the complainers were just being evil faggots tbdesu.
>>98868089They're community members. Bugpeople in cities don't have communities, but ruralfags still invest into their neighbors. Makes sense, since it is the neighbors' kids which your own kids will marry, work with, work for, hire, etc.
>>98868089By leaving the younger generation to be raised by people that you detest, you make more people you will hate
>two players break up>the objectively worse one leaves the game
>>98868116>>98869194Sure on some ideological level, you do have a point that one should try. And I assure you I've tried. But pragmatically speaking exerting any sort of positive influence on the youth is a lost cause - you're up against whatever fucked up behavioral patterns they're bringing in from their their family, mass media, influence of their similarly messed up peers, and countless streams of brainrot online. There's nothing you can do that would even register as incentive or discouragement. Not legally anyway. The best you can hope for is to go through the motions of saying your part, and not pushing anything too hard to not openly antagonize them so that when someone inevitably snaps or takes wrong dose of the latest trending substance you won't be the primary conduit for the unfortunate consequences.
Yeah I don't know about that.
>>98870137>I didn't have good rolemodels as a youth, so being a good rolemodel is a waste of timeYou're proving the opposite point.
Sorry who's posting about not wanting to just fuck teens? What kind of homo pedo child loving weirdo are you if you want anything to do with teens other than impregnate them
>>98867055Congratulations?
>>98867497>She pegged me regularly and still doeswe're on /tg/ after all
>>98867055Terminate the campaign, reload with new players.
>>98870816Do you have any idea how hard it is to find good players?
>>98872679Not half as hard as navigating dating players and their bullshit.
>>98870816I mean to be fair the death clock is already ticking on that campaign. As soon as they started dating, the countdown to campaign ending drama started. No way to know what the drama is going to be, but it's going to happen.
>>98867055Its really bullshit, you would think that as GM they would offer to include me as thanks, but noooo. Shake my BAKA my head, no respect for GMs these days
>>98868089Teens are often fine (ignoring hormonal issues) as long as they're raised and treated fine, but unfortunately many people are completely incapable of raising children properly at all, let alone teenagers, who are proto-adults and thus chafe and react much more to shitty boundries and authority figures.Sometimes teens are just shitty, but so are adults and little kids. It's not an exclusive thing to them.
>>98868089Jaded.
>>98870137Yeah and just be kind and understanding
>>98867402Sure broOkay broPound it bro
>>98867900Lmao this post
>>98868089Bahaha THIS post
>>98867055Players dating always leads to drama>be me, playing chaotic neutral dwarf barbarian >party has an orc wizard (female), tiefling rogue (male) and gnome fighter (NB)>wizard player and fighter player start dating, start dating each other in character too>my character rapes them>orc and tiefling player start crying, gnome player starts rambling about consent and bans me from xer LARP society So murder is ok but rape a bridge too far?
>>98880386Yes
>>98880386Murder affects men. Rape affects women.Equality means protecting the feelings of women (and men with similar T levels) at all costs.You do the math.
>>98867986>Weirdo, not everything is groomingthat's literally what people who get groomed say
im glad my gf is the "critical role theatre kid" type of player, it means she naturally stays the fuck away from my games and we enjoy our own things separately without risk of drama
>>98867593I gave a grand total of 4 women a try without finding one such exception, after which I simply started avoiding recruiting female players
>>98886433>I gave a grand total of 4 women a tryRomantically or tabletop-wise?>inb4: yes
>>98892498nta>tabletop-wiseI don't recommend it unless it is particularly sturdy and she is particularly light. That's for high-school-weight girls on high-school-strength tables.
>>98867055This kills the RPG.
>>98867055Eh, it's no big deal if it's mature people. Had it in the group, they got married, had kids, he still plays regularly, she joins occasionally when the kids are away.
>>98868306What's wrong with older women?
>>98893192
>>98893192>What's wrong with older women?They're old (and they're women). It's in the name.
>>98892527Do you even Catan?
>>98893517>license to creampie without needing a rubberThe question repeats
>>98894649I don't really know if explaining this to you is a good idea. I'm not sure I want your genes in the gene pool, so maybe it is for the best that you just hagmaxx yourself into extinction.