How do you do it? How much effort do you put in to hide or justify or explain it?Did you get away with it? Did you players connect the dots?Pic related is Ed Greenwood who is the mastermind of writing with his dick. He got away with it. Even praised for it. It is amazing that he gets away with it.
We’ve had this thread a billion times but I never get tired of laughing about elf milk.
For me it is the civilization having a warrior culture where men and women engage in being warriors and women with short hair like the archetypal anime tomboy look. The justification is that warriors have to have short hair so the long hair doesn't get in front of the eyes during brutal melee combat. One can tie the hair up, but it is more "utilitarian" to just cut it short. Men and women. Especially the women do this. I'm not sure how quickly people are going to pick up that I'm inserting Casca from Berserk rip offs into my TTRPG settings.>Ed Greenwood got away with his fetish writingI think he is just a lucky man born into a lucky time. Maybe he was having fun writing the whole time and his works "radiate" that fun he had.
>>98800286Once I couldn't help myself and had a insect demon insert its eggs into the character of a female player in my campaign. I only did it that once I realized how awkward it made everything and never put a fetishy thing in my game again.
>>98800286My fetishes/kinks are mild so its not hard. Especially in sword & sorceryCasual nudity/near nudityHaremDragon male x humanoid femalePrincessesSeduction/corruption seduction/redemption Short hair
>>98800358Wow your fetishes seem way easier to live with than mine. I'm a trans Chastity Sissy and it takes so much fucking work but I'm so porn brained I have to jump through half a dozen hoops just to have an orgasm.
I'm gonna "Mr. Me Too" >>98800358, with a couple exceptions:>polycule instead of harem>monster/demon males + females instead of just dragons>twink/trap human men>bisexual men and women>no corruption, but lots of redemption>excessively long hair instead of short hair
>>98800286My setting's loosely based on Narnia and Cadfael, so I don't have to insert any fetish stuff.It's in there, I just don't have to do it myself since they're already in the source materials.RE Greenwood: the trick is don't apologize, ever. Plenty of people don't like Ed Greenwood and Ed Greenwood does not give a solitary fuck. Ergo, Ed Greenwood presents them no attack surface.
>>98800397>>98800406You guys need more testosterone or something. Why emasculate like that? Men should be strong masters of their domain. And sharing women is cuck shit. I honestly cant wrap my head around that mentality. Men should conquer
I am into big fat guys, bears, and underwear sniffing and facesitting. I don't really know how I would weave that into a campaign.
Imagine pretending to be some bigshot Chad alpha on an underground snail racing forum.
>>98800701No one in this threat is doing that you dipshit.
>>98800733How do you decide what's "cool" and what's "not so cool?"
>>98800701Are you fucking retarded
One of my players thief character was approach by a young men asking him to get panties of his beloved lady. When the lady noticed the thief she was all over him.It was awkward as hell, I don't think I'll do anything like that again.
>>98801089>When the lady noticed the thief she was all over him.Sexually right?
>>98800772You use things like "empathy" and "a general ability to understand the consequences of ones actions". Basic maturity really.
>>98800286>corruption>big titty pale goth girls>sultry women in lascivious dresses or robesI just put in vampires, my players recognized the pattern but they don't know it's a fetish I hope
>>98800526Caring about other people's "emasculation" is a fetish by itself
>>98800286Dragonfucking is D&D canon so pretty easily.
>>98800525>RE Greenwood: the trick is don't apologize, ever.Will that still work in the current year?>Plenty of people don't like Ed GreenwoodWho are the people who generally don't like Ed? I usually imagine that they are puritan trad prudes, but I think "those ones" from the "other spectrum side" would hate him. Does the never apologize thing actually apply to those as well? >Ed Greenwood presents them no attack surfaceAvoiding apologies really does that? How?I am writing a sci-fi fantasy setting and I want to add some erotic elements to it in a "just makes sense" at minimum but most will be me writing with my dick.
>>98802245>most will be me writing with my dick.That has literally stopped no one.
>>98800286I see very little reason outside or personal preference in-world why sorceress shouldn't just fuck each other with shapeshifting of some sort.
>>98800286He didnt turn into a public sex pest until he got access to twatter and troons got to ask him about not-Druchii breastmilk. Other than that the only horny stuff in FR is wood elf polygamy/cuckoldry and hints that Elminster occasionally fucks Mystra.
>>98800526>Men should conquer.Yeah. Yeah. That's cool, bud. Hey don't put any pickles on my Big Mac. You guys fucked it up last time.
>>98804897We have conquered the pickles, their bodies lay strewn on this patty like a corpses on a field of battle. Let none forget how our blades cut through them like a hot knife... through butter...
>>98804905Hell yeah.
>>98800286My fetish is futanari which is basically impossible to seamlessly integrate into a setting without it being incredibly obvious that "oh, the writer here likes ladies with dicks." Like it's one thing if someone is into slavery and they can write that into the setting under the guise that oh this setting is just really dark and enslavement is a realistic thing that happens in war, or if someone is into vore or some shit and the setting takes place inside a dragon's belly, I mean there was an entire Mario RPG based on that. But there's no reason to write about chicks with dicks unless that's something you just want in there for sexual gratification.Maybe you could write about a species of monster/alien that only have 1 sex that accomplishes the work of male and female reproductive roles, and the excuse could be it's just an interesting way to think about different kinds of anatomy make-believe species could have. I also had an idea you could have a setting in a post-apocalypse/nuclear fallout zone with a community of people that have all been heavily mutated by radiation in some way, with one of them being a girl that doesn't seem to have any obvious mutations on the outside, but the PCs are still made aware she is also mutated.Maybe the best way to write futa into a setting is just going the Templar Assassin route and just have a female character whose entire character revolves around having a 'secret' and every line of dialogue is about 'keeping the secret' and just let people make the hasty assumption the secret is she has a big dick.
>>98803914Elminster fucks constantly, he had sex with a few of his holy foster daughters, old Mystra turned him into a girl for a while so he could learn to properly appreciate magic. Are there any Greenwood stories or novels that DON’T contain cuckoldry and nudism? I haven’t read them all but I’ve read a few.
>>98800286>putting your fetishes into your settingwhy?you like to GM with boner undertable?
>women in uniformMy players just think I'm portraying a post-sexism sci fi future
>>98805909I just save futanari for my sci-fi/cyberpunk games.When biomodding is common, never assume what's down there.Though I remember a Palladium writer for Heroes Unlimited had an alien species that were like humans except swapped genitals.So the males of that species looked like big buff Amazonian women who had dicks, while the females looked like twinkish men with cunts. If I remember right the full species write up never made it into a book, but there was a super from that species who is male, but everyone on Earth assumes they're a woman.Due to translation from alien language to earth languages the alien didn't realize the issue right away. IIRC there was even a brief mention of the super thinking "she" was in paradise because the (who she thought) were women of Earth are into fast cars, beer, and sports, and then "she" found out they don't have wet holes to plug and now has no idea what to think.Especially because "she" is on an all female super team.
>>98800286Why would you want to? Are you trying to arouse yourself while playing with friends?
>>98800558That's not fetishy, you're just gay. Being gay is not a fetish, it's a sexual orientation.
>>98801089You need to hire Kazuma for that.
>>98800558Jesus man, enough about you. If anything your grandfather didn't molest you hard enough, if you're still talking about it.
>>98805909The trick is that you gotta make them androgynous divines that are feminine coded.The pulps would sometimes pull that to make the gods seem otherworldly, so couching it in language saying "not quite man but not quite women" in a transcendental sense but then just treating them as a woman passes the sniff test unless you get personally horney about it.Like the biggest obstacle is that you likely need to sacrifice them having chests bigger than an ironing board to compeltly divert suspicion, but a group of divines that are basically flat chested chicks with the implication of both parts is normal if pulpy fantasy shit.
>>98802288I wasn't trying to say it was that big of an obstacle. I just wanted to emphasize that there is inserting fetishes in right and doing so wrong. Obvious Ed Greenwood did pretty good on doing it right. I'm just not sure if never apologizing back then as a tactic to deny attack surfaces would work these days. People can dig up anything too and ignore change and growth context and nobody has a clean background these days.
>>98810801What Greenwood did right was putting his best foot forward with a focus on monster ecology and setting guides while leaving the more horny stuff for the books with only fantasy autists already primed for that kind of shit read.That and TSR censoring all his brothels by naming them feasthalls.
>>98800526Failed males don't need more testosterone, they just need to be flushed into the sea. How do you think you end up with three wives? Two weak niggas gotta go.
Elves have prima nocta rights over human couples
>>98803903>he choose wrong. I say this as a devout Catholic+1And I say this as a devout Catholic (the sedevacante since 363 CE kind).
>>98800286>Ed Greenwood>subtlyNigga, not even with the biggest quote marks of all time. This is a man who openly answers questions about demihuman breast milk flavor, in public spaces.
>>98800286> How do you do it?My "fetishes" are mild, and kinda organic. /aco/ more than /d/. I make it part of the setting, normal, and don't act weird about it. >How much effort do you put in to hide or justify or explain it?None. When I talk about a young hero-worshipping woman who blushes furiously when a hero approaches, have the girls leave a small love note, have them chat profusely and then become silent and coy when a man enters, no one questions it. A woman being rescued and trying to hide how turned on she is fearing rejection kinda mesh right in.I'm guessing what helps it feeling natural is that I am not forcing it in, include non-fetish stuff as well, and develop the non-fetish about as well. Sometimes the woman is unattractive. Sometimes its a guy. But there will always be a young, attractive, shortstacked dorfette/goblin/halfling woman somewhere that's about to beg to be at the heroes beck and call. Massage, washing your back, cooking, covering your wounds, sharing your bed, and having eyes for no one else but her tall(er) human hero.I even do it in Sci-Fi settings (like Star Wars). I introduce a smaller stature neotenous species with more traditional values and bam! My "fetish" makes sense.> Did you get away with it? > Did you players connect the dots?Yes / Don't think so. But then again, I'm not into snakes with tits, Minotauresse milk or Edvard's Black Tentacles of forced intrusion. It's just a feminine archetype that WOULD happen quite organically in most games.In facts, I think my players found it refreshing when compared to Girlbosses-R-Us everywhere in other medias.
>>98800286I’ve got a huge mommy kink so every time my group enters a city or town I always secretly establish lore that the settlement’s ruling class are experiencing “Oedipus Rex”-style court drama, but I make sure that it never comes up ever to the party. Its just world building
>>98800567> Big fat guysEven if literal, it's pretty easy. Nobles in fantasy, endemic in anything modern/sci-fi.> BearsYou have multiple subpecies of bears, werebears, owlbears... have them (plural) devour a wounded woman alive, calling for help weakly.> Underwear sniffingTougher sell. Also, not my thing. And easier to do in scifi settings (especially cyberpunk). I'd include it as part of many tiny details in the description of a young woman targeted for "surprise recruiting", especially if she's captured at home.Describe the weird smell in a fleeting way, if a player investigates, mention it comes from the laundry basket. See if a player picks the "souvenir". If the target realizes what she's done, have her react shocked... but not displeased.> FacesittingOutside of the display of dominance from an evil and depraved female character, I concede. V:tM might be degen enough for that, not much else.
>>98811211Redpill me on 363 AD
>>98811982>shortstackBlehSo close to being good.Whatever happened to appreciating the young girl who wants the hero to marry her some day?
>>98800286>How do you do it?If it gives a chance to make a feature more engaging or visceral. Fetishes and kinks basically spring from anything the brain finds significant or interesting or valuable, so anything that can be a fetish can also be good theming for lore.>How much effort do you put in to hide or justify or explain it?Very little to hide it, but a lot to make sure it stands on its own as something non-pornographic. If it can do that, it's fine.>Did you get away with it? Did you players connect the dots?I have for my love of; tall women, muscular women, strongfat, bimbofication, femboys, traps, reverse traps, tomboys, tomboy rapists (both ways), ssbbw, ssbhm, bdsm, latex encasement, armour, and a range of others, over a range of games. I've included patriarchies and matriarchies in my games, as well as npc's with overt weird behaviors that originate in kinks and sexual desires. All were received positively because they had in-setting explanations, and contributed to character depth, novelty, or the background.I HAVE been called out for putting Vore in one of my games.Insultingly, I wasn't even aware of it, nor is it one of my many fetishes I enjoy. THAT, was entirely accidental.
>>988128221. Not mutually exclusive.2. You do you.
>>98800286I'm a vorefag, but I get my fill from online ERP, I don't need to inject anything into my actual IRL roleplaying game tables.
>>98814093(me) Saying that, I have used monsters big enough to swallow players before, but it was usually something that just fit the setting anyways. Think snakes in Mausritter, or Remorhaz in 5e. I never go so far as to include seggsy giantess snake girls or anything like that.
>>98800286I don't really have any.
>>98800286>How do you do it?I just replace europeans by africans.>How much effort do you put in to hide or justify or explain it?I use a lot of resources to do it but no explaination in univers. I just use my resources to push the message that they're bad people if they don't accept it.>Did you get away with it? Did you players connect the dots?Yes, a lot of them don't say anything by sheer conformism/social pressure.
>>98800286yeah, we all know about his kicks for Mystra, he's got an entire book series about his self-insert being a sub to Mystra whilst Mystra is also just a turbo slut-- pardon, I mean Hypergamous, that's the new term nowadays it's women/leftist cope lmao
>>98818598>Mystra is also just a turbo slut.Comes with being female. All femnoids are sluts, some just hide it better.
>>98800292Tell me about this ... Elf milk.
>>98810895Yea, he really didn’t write with his dick, he did good work and he also included his fetishes.And every D&D writers dreams of being in his position, because he gets royalties for all FR material but he also gets to write whatever he wants and can contradict other peoples’ lore if he feels like it, and now FR is the main D&D setting (again).Also he was once hailed as the best AD&D player in the world.
>>98813343How the heck did you get latex encasement and bimbofication to fit in?
>>98802245It's working out fine for Ed Greenwood, C. M. Nacosta, and Chuck Tingle.But it's not going to work for you because you're already pre-apologizing for stuff you haven't even written yet.
>>98819866You just drink it from the tap on the elf. Elf women have slightly larger taps than elf men.
>>98818348>hurr the joke is I don't know what "Roman Catholic" meanstiresome
>>98800526I'm sure you have a gf and aren't a 30yo wizard pretending to be Chad, r-right anon?
>>98823651I have a wife and kids and I can vouch for that anon, wizard or not.
>>98800286>He got away with itNo he didn't. The entire message of Ed's story is that you can make your magical realm, and put all your fetishes in it, but people still might like it. They might even like those fetishes, which has been a big factor in Ed's favor.
>>98819942>Latex.Rogue Trader game. Certain death cult assassins basically wore an advanced synthskin (which many surgically replaced their own skin with), that formed a fully sealed containment suit around their body. It was actually an option to the table, as while it was a rather extreme surgery, it did allow them to survive in vacuum for days at a time (the suit converted solar/engine radiation to make ADP => ATP, and everything else was a closed system).>Bimbofication.Multiple stages.Kitchen sink DnD game, with monsters and imperial cities and not-catholic church.Deep lore is basically the one actual Goddess (there are many faiths but only one deity behind it all, just in many interpretations), is all-powerful, and as a consequence, never developed any 'evolutionary pressure' to be intelligent (much to the dismay of one High Priestess, who has a 24/7 line to said Goddess and has saved the world more times than anyone else combined, by talking her down or telling her no, whenever she gets a 'brilliant idea' on how to 'make things better').Said Goddess made the world and universe basically for people to enjoy endless hedonism and pleasures. Frolic naked in a meadow, eat/drink a lot, get fat, have twenty kids.Unfortunately she kinda fucked it up, leading to nation-states, civilisation, empires, and stuffy religious doctrines made by people who take worshipping her far too seriously, and never let themselves have fun. Mostly though, wars and fighting are bad because that means killing each other.One of the fixes is basically whenever a fighting man/woman steps away from/eases up on fighting, they either gain a lot of weight, or get very feminine and sensitive (because that's what you're supposed to be doing). Typically males go for getting fat, and females go for getting more feminine, but exceptions exist.
>>98824985Of course, all of the above is Deep/Forbidden Lore, unknown to all but a handful, and is so different to church doctrine that you sound like a lunatic/heretic.People in-setting just know it as 'what happens to adventurers/soldiers/fighters when they retire and move on'. Ex-spearmen get a bit of a gut? Age and old diet from his fighting days probably. Amazon gained noble title, moved to court life and is now crazy hot and a lewd degenerate? Magic, wealth, title, and she was an adventurer before her deeds gave her a title. She's earned the right to do as she does, even if it is a bit cruel to the guards.
>>98800526Post physique with timestamp
>trannies sharing retarded takes like on /lgbt/>christianity vs paganism threads like on /his/>"is coffee good for you?" threads like on /v/>culture war slop like on /pol/>BPers like on /r9k//tg/: You don't even need the other boards any more!
>>98824988Amazing, it's that subtle working there.
>>98800321This is really bad
>>98800286i dont put my fetishes in my games.do that too.
>>98826403>>"is coffee good for you?" threads like on /v/why would /v/ be discussing cofee?
>>98805909"Chicks with Dicks" is one of the most powerful Avatars types in Unknown Armies. I am not joking.
Genuinely not even that hard to add bondage to a game, just say bandits kidnapped townsfolk or if your players get knocked out tie them up and you get a cool prison escape.Kinda easy mode if you aren't into hardcore.
Id love to have lewd scenes in my games, just because they make sense sometimes. There are times I have to walk a distance to not have an obvious rape happen, or not have an NPC try to sexually seduce a PC to manipulate him
>>98828416context?
>>98800286>How do you do it?Not that much, I have some more extreme fetishes but they don’t really make it in so the only things it would really tend towards adding are amazon type women and a disproportionate number of attractive middle aged women, and age gap relationships more generally.>How much effort do you put in to hide or justify or explain it?I want it to feel at least believable but when called out i admit to it.>Did you get away with it? Did you players connect the dots?Not really because it’s pretty obvious. But it’s considered relatively normal so people don’t make a big deal of it. I don’t think anyone’s actually noticed that the age gap thing isn’t just about milfs yet though. It’s more like the Tolkien level of magical realm where it’s just preferences for surface level stuff I like, like how he tended to have beautiful women with pale skin, dark hair, and grey eyes because he liked those features.
>>98834278>because he liked those featuresThey were his wife's features.
>>98823651Ive got a wife and kids. I post here mostly for the 40k and WoD threads and not as often as I like anymore. I am 35 though.>>98824999I would but considering i got banned already for "off topic" ill decline. Just trust that im fit in the shoulders & arms from a blue collar job but I got a small dad gut & a bad back.
>>98805909there is the option to make them transgender or something similar. Ok, i don't know if that actually makes it less obvious though and it depends on your audience.
>>98805909Mono-"female" race that does not seem to need to rely on males of other races to reproduce. If you're feeling like flying close to the sun throw in the occasional male visitor who's embarrassed to discuss what he's there for or anthropological texts stating they're not using parthenogenesis but dancing around the actual answer. So easy even a homo like you can do it!
Ah, so this is the mutual masturbation general for the terminally unfuckable.
>>98834561>Just trust meYeah okay sure buddy whatever you say
>>98835063>terminally unfuckableI regularly have sex, regularly ERP (satisfies impossible fetish), and inject my impossible fetishes into my DnD games. Sometimes I do multiple of those things at the same time.
>>98834561Are you me?>>98835370Several of us itt having a wife and kids proves the unfuckable part wrong, but to be fair to you, it also hints at having significantly less sex than usual.
>>98835804Maybe. I figure a lot of us here have similar experiences
>>98835370which impossible fetish?
>>98838162nayrt, but it's usually either giantess or same-size vore (distinct from cannibalism, which is technically possible, but legally unfeasible)
>>98834444Yeah? Exactly, what he liked.
i have to wonder if the cursed items like such were fetish things in various rpgs.
>>98800286I will SHAVE your HEAD and BEARD, you old FUCK. I will turn you into the worlds OLDEST MARINE, you are going to BOOT, MAGGOT
>>98838162I am that anon, but my answer is actually mostly the same as >>98838180
Not really subtle and I'm not sure if it was actually the writers fetish. But there was a spell called "Searing Seed" in Dragon magazine issue #300, page 56. It fires a magic fiend semen beam that forces someone to give birth to their half-fiend clone. Yes, this was an official D&D spell.That issue had bit of of "vile spells" for mature gamers. Kinda like book of vile darkness. Most of them weren't that gross or sexual, but aside from this one there was one defense spell called "Corpsebond" that required you to fuck a corpse Anyways, Some quotes from the description of searing seed:>This foul spell calls upon the seed of an unknown evil outsider. The seed manifests as a surging beam of black and red fluid that arcs out of your fingers to strike the targeted creatureYeah, you fire magic demon jizz at people with this spell.>Over the next 1d3 rounds, the victim's abdomen grows huge and distended at an alarming rate. Each round of gestation, the victim is nauseated. During this time, the spell can be dispelled, but after the gestation period ends, the terrible mockery within is "born," and it claws its way to the outside. I'm pretty sure that's someone's fetish. For context, a round is 6 seconds in D&D 3rd edition and onwards. >This birthing process causes 2d6 points of Constitution damage to the victim. In addition, the victim also takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level, to a maximum of 25d6 damage. A successful Fortitude save halves the amount of damage doneThis spell works on men as well and they take take 4d6 constitution damage instead and have a penalty on that saving throw.
>>98839043one last quote that didnt fit in the last post:>The vile, teratic baby is superficially similar to its birthing parent, save that it is Twisted and evil in shape. While initially the size of an infant, it grows to adulthood in a single round. During this round of growth, the baby is considered helpless, and it has the same statistics as its parent. After the creature is grown, it appears to be a fiendish mockery of its parent. It shares the same statistics (including any class levels) as its parent victim, save that it has the half-fiend template and is evilly aligned. The child-beast possesses a terrible hatred for its birth parent and attempts to kill its parent immediately. It is otherwise its own beast, under no compulsion to follow the orders of the caster.
>>98800286I have a fetish for women in masks or helmets. So i make every encounter take place in or occur in such a way that wearing masks makes sense, like in a quarantine zone where everyone wears PPE or elves wearing masks to hide their identities because they are hated by everyone
>>98839049do knight helmets do it for you?
>>98800526Probably porn addiction, grooming or molested or all of them.
>>98839049What about elves in gas masks in a modern-tech fantasy world?
>>98800292He recently chimed in on elf and drow farts.
>>98839178what did he say about them?
>>98823651What would that change? A wizard who falls short of what he wishes he could be is more respectable than some faggot who has completely given up on being anything resembling a man.
>>98805909I just have m/f/x genders in character creation and treat it as an obvious thing. X is always a futa or shemale. What I noticed is that women want androgynous characters, men like futa. Except furries, they like men.
>>98840904Why would anyone want to be a shrek? Man is a failed experiment. Needs to evolve, to be uplifted and humanized.
>>98800526Futa is the peak of masculinity. You can have sex when you want without it being rape (as you are actually desirable rather than something disgusting others tolerate for survival or a transaction). You can speak the truth. You can be a good father or a deadbeat. You can fight and love. You can dominate other males (aka. futa) and it's not the biggest insult the species has. The sociosexual hierarchy of males would work better if men were permitted a human body and form.
>>98840935>>98840954Peering into the deranged minds of these kinds of degenerates is so radicalizing. The worst thing you people have done for yourselves is to start explaining yourselves.
>>98802245I don't like Ed Greenwood because he made it canon that drow women experience beyond-orgasmic pleasure when their children kill each other in the womb.I get edgy. I like edgy. That is cringe.
>>98840988>t. hairy ogre who can't speak his thoughts, opinions, feelings or anything else in public without being de-sexed and dehumanized If men looked like women that would fix every human issue. Every single one.
>>98840988>is so radicalizingYou gonna lust after nipple hair harder now?
>>98800397>trans Chastity SissyHey I get it but anything that extreme I keep pretty much entirely in my head if I feel like actually considering it as some sort of world building, the only way you are gonna get chastity in there is like a religious thing or a curse or something if we are talking traditional high fantasy. Personally I only incorporate fetishes in the sense that they are regular character or fiction tropes that I also just think are fun or cool, character gets corrupted by a cursed sword, scantily clad barbarian lizardman, femme fatale bounty hunter etc. I think you should try to diversify your fetish portfolio, or at the least maybe just try to introduce a softer version, have some noble families with effeminate scions or a religious order that preaches the virtues of chastity or evils of sex without necessarily just describing how they all got cock cages on >>98800286Besides that though, I don't think you need to necessarily try to completely make your world sexless or something, if your world is even a little bit like ours then sex is gonna be everywhere, have the statue of the harvest goddess be a venus figure, have villagers talk about how horned up the beastmen in the woods are, just earlier today I was reading about how in germany they thought mandrakes grew from the piss or cum of hanged men post mortem.
>>98841061>>98841082>gay gibberishCase in point.
>>98841050So if you cast a calming spell on pregnant Drow, their population will explode..
>>98838749Fucking dirty old hippy.Get a job, cunt.
>>98842565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA3-InoYsWQ
>>98841050I mean, uterophagy isn't exactly magical realm.You basically just take larger shark pregnancy and add some pseudo-magic/religion based feedback about fratricide=good because Lol(th), and Chad Zek basically writes itself.
>>98800286i hide it by keeping it with all the stat blocks.in my mind.the players dont need to know the beastfolk nun is a busty catgirl who goes into heat and abuses the choirboy.they just need to know that she wants them to recover the old priests belongings from the goblin camp.the party does not need to know that the goblins in the camp are all cockhungry shortstack sluts who fucked the old priest to death.they just need to know they have 2d6 health and an ac of 15the party needs to know the goblins were fighting the nearby kobolds, who were harvesting loot as offerings to the green dragon of the forest.they DONT need to know the kobolds are cutebolds, and the combat is to the climax.they DO find out the dragon is using the gold to attract a mate, but they don't need to know that when the bard rolls to seduce, that was the intended outcome, and his fatality wasn't from crushed bones, but dehydration.the trick is to leave the players to read between the lines, and not to tell them they carved their way through 200lbs of tits and ass to reach the reward like some kind of puritan psychopaths mowing down a pride parade.
>>98819866Minty to mushroomy
>>98845065Yeah this is kinda what I was getting at, if you really feel like adding the more extreme shit, you should do so mentally, but I suppose the severity of what you actually add is up to your table, I've only ever played with people I have known personally for years, and they all know for example that I love fat breasted evil women, so half the time any female character is introduced, they are asking about cup sizes.
The Chad-Zak. The points of comparison are funny and the name thing lines up nice. Because Mary didn’t feel ANYTHING, right?
>>98845182Something went wrong but I was trying to say that someone should do one of those virgin vs chad mspaint comics for The Virgin Birth vs The Chad-Zak. Make sure that chadbaby’s strangled sibling also had the face of a chadbaby.
>>98845065>Anon, why does the monster manual smell like cum?
You faggots will never realize the pain that is having a fetish for humiliation/NTR porn but absolutely NOT wanting that shit to follow you into your real life.
>>98845410Fortunately, you're not at risk of ever being in such situations.
>>98845480Tell me more about how much of a sad, pathetic cuck I must be for you to be able to tell that I will never have a chance at getting a girlfriend, UwU
>>98828131The OP image in an "is coffee good for you" thread is porn
>>98840988kek this is gold even without context
>>98835370>>98835804My fellows of melanin richness this is also me.
>>98840988Fact check rating: trvke
>>98800286Good thing my fetishes are just twink male wizards and priests. Trivially easy to insert in games as either DM or player.
>>98847100>It's trivially easy for anon to inert in twink malesWhat did he mean by this?
>>98845065>the players dont need to know the beastfolk nun is a busty catgirl who goes into heat and abuses the choirboy.interesting.
>>98847357maybe in a few sessions the story of the dream demon that invaded the priory will have her furious that someone else is draining her claimed toy, and maybe shes just mad that something unholy has invaded the church, who knows.
>>98800286I had a Latina Aztec-themed vampiress with the title of "The Queen of Hearts".
>>98841050Chad-zak was literally not written by him. It debuted dragon magazine #298 and isn't mentioned in any other products.
>>98845065>>98847637what happens if the players decide to start talking to the nun or choir boy more? (or pry into the other fetish material).do you have to hide your fetish further?
>>98800701I don't have to imagine.>Eat my SLIME, shitwad!
>>98840988Checked, no lies detected.>>98845065Thank goodness I don’t play with furfags, how utterly embarrassing for you.
>>98848036the players rarely ever ask about people without names.the choir boys were mentioned in passing when i first described the church, and i mostly just say they hear the choir when there.so far they mostly deal with the priests, instead of a random nun, and when i mentioned that there was a beastfolk nun among the congregation it was among a list of other odities.the church is of "the broken god" (re-flavoured homebrew Ilmater that is more of a god of lost causes) so everyone there is the last of their village, or were found half dead in a shipwreck, or miraculously survived a plague, so almost no two of them are the same race.i mean shit, the partys favorite is the half goliath neophyte that may be a genius, but takes a solid 2 hours to catch up to a conversation, so when the party absolutly fail to solve a riddle the actual retard can reach over and flours for algernon the answer for them, since their minds are one of the lost causes.why would they ask about some random nun when they're suspicious that hes the avatar of the broken god or some bullshit.the trick with hiding your fetish is literally just not showing it off.you dont NEED to put your fetish in a group game, just enjoy the thought yourself instead of inflicting it upon your friends.>>98848054im talking 80s catgirl anon, not a funny animal furry.
>>98848107*flowers not flours, damnit
>>98845065This is the way. Just about every official, witch, or craftsman, etc. the players encounter who has a young apprentice is having sex with their apprentice behind closed doors. That's just another one of an apprentice's duties.
>>98800286Is anyone here familiar with Maiesta? How does it rate for this, and if you don’t like how it approaches things, what would you do instead?
>>98800286I don't bother being subtle, but I'm so vanilla no one ever ntices.
>>98800286If you're fairly vanilla, it's trivially easy and unobtrusive. Things I've actually done:>Like feet"This specific culture of people like to walk around barefoot.">Like sexy nuns"You find a church in the town">Like prostitution"The street has women of the night plying their trade">LIke pregnancy"The expecting peasant girl cries and pleads for your help, bandits kidnapped her husband and son"Obviously you don't hit them one after the other and don't go overboard and make it happen every time they walk into town. Sometimes they run into a man, or a regular woman with nothing particularly fetishy about her. The most important thing is to make your kink also add to the world, whether it cascades into complex politics and customs or just adds a little bit more of a "lived in" feeling to the world with people having families or blowing their money on hookers
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>>98800286The secret is to write so much material that no one can figure out which part is your fetish.I unironically have gotten to the point where I think less and less about sex but feel deep emotional satisfaction in writing a properly crafted story. A job well done is its own reward.Which is doubly ironic because I have paraphilias so absurd that I can't even get into them because they would take too long to explain.
>>98800526Holy shit you triggered the nerds lmao and such a vanilla take...
>>98850361I like it, but it does fall apart in some areas. Not in regards to balance, so much as 'why would I need these mechanics if all it does is depower my PC'.I did a bit of colab rewriting to give it some Cthulhu-esque vibes and kick it into erotic horror. Never got to run it though.>>98852139>>98852143Those were me. I'm honoured someone went to the effort to save them. I am proud of those Elves.
>>98841050It fits Drow society perfectly as a way to explain why Drows would even bother getting pregnant themselves unless directly forced by Lolth.Otherwise, I'd imagine Drows would be like cuckoo birds and kidnap women from other races to have them carry their children.
>>98800286A lot, and since I'm a good writer, none of my players know about it. They are privy it is a porn setting, they just don't know what the kink is.
>>98857564>They are privy it is a porn setting, they just don't know what the kink is.How the hell does that work?>it's a fantasy setting, I just won't introduce any fantastical elements
>>98852774How would you fix it then?
https://youtube.com/@edgreenwoodofficial?You know I didn't expect a 67 year old man to be making youtube lore slop videos. Thought can it be called slop if it's the literal creator of the setting doing it?
>>98866163>Thought can it be called slop if it's the literal creator of the setting doing it?I don't see why they would be exclusive? Creators have the utmost ability to slop up their own creation, let alone sidelore YouTube "content".
>>98800286I don't care much for FR, or D&D in general, but I check in with this nigga from time to time, just because I like to know he's still around.One day he won't be.
>>98800286You just tuck it into the background lore.Like this>In the year 486 RB With the death of his father and older brother due to illness Prince Ashton of Westermount was summoned to the capital from his fosterage under Baron Kofmanse to ascend the throne.>Before his departure in an impromptu ceremony he wedded the barons daughter Lady Tismena a childhood companion of the prince.However despite setting out at the start of the year with his newly wedded wife and a small contingent of her fathers men at arms the Prince did not arrive for his coronation having seemingly disappeared on the road and in turn setting the realm into chaos until his arrival late that year.>Curiously and to much controversy from the court the young prince, soon to be king did not arrive with his expected retinue but instead with the Lady Tismena and nine other women.>These women introduced to the court as the Ladies Sylviana, Karo, Alice, Marni, Tin, Yew, Betty, Lara, and Joy, were seen as an odd bunch, armed and weathered speaking in a rough manner, and all save Sylvlana, Marni, and Joy deemed unsuited to court life by courtiers in the coming days.>Despite the initial shock the prince was led in hand by the Ladies Sylviana and Marni to High Priest Greggory and declared that the prince be crowned on the spot, to which the High Priest, bowled over by the situation and seeking an end to the chaos that risked to boil over to civil war did so on the spot.>With his position secured King Ashton the cloistered declared the nine absolved of their crimes from their time as the bandit band of Syl the Fox and that the Lady Yew as a women of the cloth had wedded him to all of them.>In two moons time the royal heir was born to Lady Sylviana followed by a second to Lady Betty a fortnight later, and a third to Lady Tismena after another three moons.
>>98800286My players are degenerates. They love the magical realm shit that is sprinkled into my games whether it be the futa holstaurs that constantly lactate, halfling ovulation sense, or rebirth sirens.
>>98852774You know where one can find this rewrite collab?
>>98866163>>98866665is the content of the videos itself bad?
>>98871142You don't have playersYou don't even have a gameKill yourself, ND
>>98871607>FutaMiss me with that shit.
>>98871758Not all are futa. There are plenty of plain Jane female holstaurs. Just most of the "males" have breasts, it being rare for men to be breastless. All lactate, breasted or chested. >>98871607You underestimate the number of degenerates online who will participate in retardation together.
>>98835804>dae wives don't have sexYou're either fat and ugly or you married a cunt.
>>98800321Did you describe it erotically or horrifically? I feel like framing can make all the difference in situations like that.
nobody would even bat an eye.
>>98873345>my girl's and my libido will remain unchanged regardless of age, number of children and duration of relationship!You'll learn, young'un.
My kinks are gay, the other players aren't, so my fetishes stay secret.
>>98803914People always asked him lewd questions from time to time. Before twitter though, you had to use that one woman in his gaming group who was on the Candlekeep forums as a medium though
>>98871292>is the content of the videos itself bad?I don't think that Forgotten Realms should exist at all, so yeah, it's bad.
>>98840988>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>98875218Context please? And any more pictures of her please?
>>98871142Halfling what? And what’s that about the sirens, are they like immortal jellyfish?
>>98880842women in puffy elegant dresses, no I don't have any more goblins sadly.
>>98875218>>98882697I've said it before, I'll say it again, you could easily stat those as in-setting (cursed) magical items.>Item: Very Fine Fancy Dress.>GP: 50+ (depends on item).>AC: 12-14+dex, but counts as magical.>Takes equivalent time to don and doff as full plate. Assistants recommended for time convenience.>Add +2 to CHA.>Reduce movement by 5ft.>Gain a proficiency in any INT or CHA skill.>Disadvantage on athletics, acrobatics, and stealth checks.>Skirts grant carry capacity. Items in skirts are not visible and take a DC 10 skill investigation check to locate.>Hard to breathe in. -1 CON. -2 to melee attack roles.>Advantage on Charisma checks towards nobles or the equivalent.>Acclimated to finery: Character now feels uncomfortable in clothing less than half the GP cost of their most expensive dress.Just play around for the exact stats you want, and I could see it being an acceptable pick for bard/sorc/paladin pc's who just want to buff CHA.
>>98800286I like cats and catgirls but I make this fact public
>>98884786it could be as simple as "there's a gala/royal ball/formal event" or "meeting the nobles" but yeah that'd work too.it wouldn't have to be cursed, heck the idea of a battle dress would be good too, could be magical girl-like or something practical like having a metallic spiked crinoline to attack with their hips or being adorned with tech (it'd depend on the setting I suppose)if there is curses involved, hit 'em with the ol' princessification/DiD that makes them (temporarily) dainty ladies or maybe even making them a ultra powerful queen ojou sama, either way is fine.
>>98884859>Battle Dress.>Armour fetish.>AND big dress fetish.Now this, is to go even further beyond...>Curses.Eh, I like to add debuffs if I'm going to add a big thing with a range of buffs. Makes it feel like an exchange, and gives you another side for your character to work with. But I'm aware it's not everyone's cup of tea.
>>98884977one could play with class changing/alignment for narrative reasons too for roleplay spice.a bit of trade off for it would be fair, it'd be a bit too silly to give someone shojo magical girl tier cheat powers (though the idea of someone being so magically over the top cutsy that just touching something alters reality into some cheesy disney-esque fairy tale would be funny especially if she was a super serious person.) it'd work better if it was actually practical.
>>98885017>picrelThis, but inverted and ending with "no chainmail bikini"
>>98884859I feel like a big ballroom dress like that would give you loads of space for all sorts of devices and magical arcana.>Battle dresses are these big, cumbersome, mildly restricting things because more fabric/bulk means more spells/symbols/wards/abilities you can cram into it.>Your average frontliner only needs some wards of resistance to common hazards, which can easily be added to normal armour/robes. Maybe some extra abilities like limited flight or strength.>Your average caster though, has a laundry list of spell requirements, wards, glyphs, symbols, components and the like, for their far wider range of spells they know. Plus any extra structures to channel or store magical energy.>This means you need more material for the clothing.>Which leads to the need for things to manage the mass of material, make maneuvering easier, cool the wearer etc.>Which also adds more bulk.>As such, battle dress is a fine tuned balancing act of mass and maneuverability, versus firepower, staying power, and incorporated features.For some reason, this activates the ship autism in me.
>>98801522Fetishes are non-traditional sexual fixations. Being confused by non-traditional sexual fixations is not itself a non-traditional sexual fixation
>>98805909your fetish is canon tho. you won.
In my setting there is an immortal race that cannot breed within their own gene pool and thus need to breed with mortals to beget offpspring. They pay mortals to come there and impregnate their women or be impregnated by their men. Their fertility festivals are basically giant orgies.
>>98889150one could treat it as high/low sci-fi too, nothing wrong with letting the creative autism brain to activate once in awhile, treating a dress like a battle suit, ship or tank wouldn't be too much of a stretch either given battle maids is a TTRPG wherein all players play as maids, big dresses could hide all sorts of crazy shit.anyway, that reminds me of an old ass story I read on /tg/ ages ago where a BBEG wore a crap ton of enchanted jewelry each doing something different to the point of basically being a god, it'd be pretty easy to retool a dress with multiple layers with magic runes/heavy plate mail to serve the same function and that's not even factoring in they could also have accessories that enhance the look like say a parasol with a sword hidden it like the one josaphine clench has in samurai jack or just being a caster, maybe one could justify putting cannons or lasers, with the amount of baubles and bows you could get away with making a really good dress that's also a deadly weapon that'd make a tank look like a children's toy.so yeah, I could do my fetish and people would think it was the coolest or cutest shit imaginable as long as I didn't do it all the time.
>>98800286One of my groups is full of out-and-out coomers, so I'm more of my own limiter than they are. Which is... probably for the best because most of the shit that gets me rolling is not really physically possible, and thus not very easy to be subtle about. If I am being subtle you tend to see >large boobs>long tongues>lotsa smoochesThe only problem is that I'm into lovey-dovey shit and none of them are really. For the other group I just kinda don't. They wouldn't appreciate it and if I can't include them then why bother? There are still occasionally women with large boobs.
>>98889461>The only problem is that I'm into lovey-dovey shitthat's not just based, that's giga ultra based.
>>98889505>couple get up to some of the weirdest shit imaginable>collapse into a cuddle puddle at the end, kissing and giggling at each other in the afterglowthat shit's the beeeest, dude. I can put up with a lot if it's cuddly enough. Although thinking on it, I did include benevolent mind control once but I'm not sure if that's really a magical realm thing for me (I mean, mind control is but not really in this context). I've got like a whole fixation on benevolent tyranny so it just kinda crops up in places.
>>98889583the big brain move then is to use fetishes in wholesome contexts, just because one wants to tie up the girl doesn't also mean you don't do it because she likes being praised or say the dragon kidnaps you but she's very sweet and just wanted a human to dote on.
>>98886102You know, I'm something of a Barsoom enjoyer myself.
>>98800286Slavery, bondage/imprisonment, torture and corporal/capital punishment, and women walking around barefoot all come part and parcel with a medieval/renaissance/early modern fantasy setting, so I didn't even have to.I guess the most blatant thing I've done was inserting a bit of lore that all of the kemonomimi races tend to walk around barefoot or in open-toed shoes when possible since they have claws, which makes normal shoes more difficult and expensive to make and also less comfortable. Is this technically logical and sensible? Yes. Did I write it specifically because I was imaging sexy foxgirl feet when insert said particular bit of lore? Also yes.That being said, explicit descriptions of unshod women being forced to work the fields or mine in the quarries in chains, let alone being flogged or whatever-have-you or a certain character's feet/barefootedness would make it extremely obvious what my angle is so I'd never do that. The mere implication is fine enough for me, at least when other people are involved. If I were writing/creating a novelization or video game or comic or whatever set in my setting you bet this shit would creep in a lot more blatantly because there's no people staring directly at me, judging me while I do it.
>>98891017Patrician taste. My Barsoom books are in good company alongside Caspak, Venus, Gor, Conan, etc.
>>98839362From his Xitter>Given the elven vegetarian diet, and mushroom diet of drow, how do their farts smell?>Flatus produced by both of these species smell faintly, and smell like broken succulent leaves more than anything else. This is due to living in environments where scent is important for tracking (meaning: strong smells can get you easily tracked and killed)
>>98800286Well you gotta slowly work it in by introducing slight hints and suggestions usually in the forms of myths and cration lore of a given race that way the jump to it is seen as cultural and or spiritual or religious.Hey by the way, did you know in world of warcraft cenarius the half stag half elf demi god was the child of the goddess elune, who has only ever been shown to have an elf form, and Maloorn the wild stag god who holy ever had the form of a large stag? Pretty cool huh?Anyway here the lore for my werewolves who are revered in the elf community as it was the offspring of their goddess and the great wolf of the hunt.
>>98819866>Elf and Drow milk>Drow breastmilk, thanks to those who produce it having centuries of exposure to cave fungi and molds and the faezress, tastes a little more mushroomy than minty elven breastmilk. To any humans who sample it, the result is a little more chalky, and ever so slightly tart/hot (the same way those tiny cinammon heart Valentine's Day hard candies have heat), but to elves who sample drow breast milk, it tastes sweeter than it seems to humans (and far less minty than their own breast milk). Interestingly, to dwarves, both elven and drow breast milk taste a lot like (original, unsweetened) licorice.He also spoke about other kinds of milk>Githyanki milk>They do [lactate], the breast milk serving to nourish for rapid growth, building of muscle tissue, and healing of organs and sinews. I am told (no personal experience here) that the taste is akin to rich chicken broth.>Griffin milk>Yes, griffin milk is a thing, and it tastes like cream cheese or mild Gouda (stronger flavor as the mother gets older).>Half-dragon milk>Male and female half-dragons in the Realms all have nipples, but how much in the way of breasts they have beneath them depends on individual genetics and the species who are the other "half" of the half-dragon's parentage.>For humans, elves, halflings, dwarves, gnomes, orcs, goblins, hobgoblins, kobolds, and centaurs, the answer is yes: noticeable breasts. All of the half-dragons resulting from such unions will produce breast milk that speeds the growth in size and maturity (including, yes, permanent teeth coming in) of young suckling on them, so the breasts aren't mere "decoration for artists to enhance portraits with.">However, some half-dragons will be buxom, especially if they are fat or burly of build, and some will be sleek indeed ("flat" in human parlance). So a particular half-dragon character can look like almost anything.
>>98892321>>98819866Continuing>Dwarf milkUnlike human breast milk, wherein alcohol level mirrors the blood alcohol level of the mother, dwarven breast milk contains NO alcohol: dwarves subsume all alcohol within their bodies (they can generally drink a LOT more strong drink than humans before becoming really inebriated because their bodies deal with alcohol differently than humans).>Dwarven breast milk generally has a higher fat content than human breast milk, but both sorts of milk are primarily water carrying a mixture of highly nutritious substances (such as fat, minerals, carbs like lactose, immune cells from the mother's bloodstream, body-needed substances we call "vitamins," and proteins). This mix aims to impart great nutrition, but its precise composition varies with the mother's diet, the baby's age/development, the climate, and so on.
Subtly?
>>98882452Halflings can sense when women are ovulating. It was actually a joke someone made on 4chan that everyone in my group just ran with. This post specifically. >>97747708 And how the sirens work is that they use their song to lure unsuspecting sailors, drown them, and then eat not only their flesh but their souls. The siren then uses the essence of the person consumed to lay an egg which contains the soul of the person she ate. Eventually, the egg hatches into a new siren. So the siren steals the souls of those they eat and reincarnates them into their offspring. They only have foggy memories of their past lives, like remembering a dream.
>>98800286Thank god I am just a furfag. Having a race of catpeople is enough for me. I put in the half-races for the anime catgirl enjoyers and I even get a decoy to deflect to. I suppose the fact it's a female dominated society is a bit fetish-y too, but that's mostly institutional flavor and not a drow situation.To justify it, well they're an important part of the setting and fantasy beastmen is a classic. Hiding it? They were not supposed to be a common player option. They're supposedly pretty evil and responsible for shitting up the setting's reality big time and thus incredibly disliked in any human place, to the point they need official protection to not get stoned to death. This completely backfired.Did I get away with it? Did my players connect the dots? We are all furries, I knew, yet... I overcorrected. You could say it is I who failed to connect the dots.When I told them about my setting, they were all like "Woah, I want to play an evil catgirl sorcerer..", completely bombing the initial idea I had in mind for a campaign.
>>98892332>>98892321Incredible
This dude is great
>>98801367Exceedingly good taste
I don't. I don't know why you ever would.
>>98875218>>98884786>>98884859In my GURPS game we got a quest to hunt a vampire that was terrorizing a city. It only fed from noblewomen, so we had the idea to put the bard in a dress to look like a noblewoman and use as bait. Alas, clothing in GURPS is actually extremely expensive so we were only able to buy a Status 2 dress to put the bard in rather than a full-on princess gown.(The crown was the main piece of treasure from a previous dungeon we had cleared, it was like 60% of the worth of the treasure in the dungeon but instead of selling it the bard kept it to wear.)
>>98800286I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. It adds so much flavor and intrigue to games. It can really help jump start inspiration for things. Instead of wondering what you could do for next session, you can consider what you find appealing, and just contextualize it in the setting. I find the less effort you put into it the easier it is to slip them in, it's not really about hiding, beyond it hiding in plain sight. Players can never connect the dots as long as you're not outright a pervert.
>>98885017I like all those armors. I prefer chainmail bikini because I'm a coomer. I just include chainmail bikinis with the men wearing as much as Conan the Barbarian did in the movies.With that being said are chainmail bikinis and revealing outfits like that making a comeback in mainstream nerdy fantasy media? I remember the "objectifying" meme with boobplate being terrible being everywhere but has it fizzled out or is still chugging along?
