real cricket>final day of sandpaper seriesAus need 288 (subplots of yorkshire batsmen carrying them and Laboosaghanknee batting to save his career, zachy's bf trying to spin SA to the win)>bangladesh possibly beating WIfake cricket:>jeets lost memebash>Pak v SL ODI final
YFO
/cric/ = IsaIsa = /cric/
steve smith got fat when he moved to burger land
Did you know I have been nominated for a regional award at toil?Safety first Also, Simon harmer is going to take 7 wickets tomorrow
going to get up proper early and get some sausages from the butchers for me brekkie and the final day This is why test cricket will never die. The first test started on the 9th October and it all comes down to tomorrow. I fucking LOVE test cricket.
AusGODS providing the kino yet again
>>158420903>zachy's bf trying to spin SA to the winhe's direthey'll need the lanklet and rabada to win it for them but most likely result is a draw
>>158420959god bless you
actually except boland in the 2nd game saffers have provided all the kino. modern Aus are just boringwow your bowling attack are a bunch of line and length merchants and gary lyon the most boring spinner evernot exactly the days of warne and gilchrist is it
Based glammy legend Marnus going to prove all the doubters wrong tomorrow
>>158421009>actually except boland in the 2nd game saffers have provided all the kino modern Aus are just boring. wow your bowling attack are a bunch of line and length merchants and gary lyon the most boring spinner ever. not exactly the days of warne and gilchrist is it
yeah you're the one who's seething because you know it's true matealso you might get away with it against choking saffers but imagine playing meme players like Maddison and Cooper against us in the ashes. you'd get bodied lmao
boys boys calm down we're all mates herevirtual xmas and new year meet ups loom
I will come to Donedon for the meet
hope chadchy b goes easy on countyspergthe poor lad never recovered from a bit of light bants at the last online meet
I dont even watch englel anymorethe last tour here was a complete embarrassment and youve gone jeet mode with the lifeless pitches you custom curate for the hugely succesful spazball era. just a sad shadow of what you used to be with your 130klm hour 'fast' bowlers, fob spinners and statpadding shit cunts like poot forgettable era and players, cowardly, weak and a constant source of amusement kek
>>158421171basedlets fucking do it
uh sweaty we've got arry brook
>>158421180corrr
>>158421180jesus calm down mate
icc needs an encouragement award so englel can win something
>>158421180no need for that really was there
afrikaner women owe me sex
>innocently but correctly point out that the current pozzie team is boring to watch>this lad has a massive seethelmao
Dressing up as zachy for Halloween. Sure to terrify the children
That game against nakamura is one of the greatest masterpieces of chess I have ever seen Uzbekistan is truly the promised land and I kneel
>not the marlon brando of /cric/
>>158420915CFO
/cric/ is a proud TNO (Test Nations Only) general
Might not feel like it, but these are your glory days. The salad years, you know? Nothing is gonna beat who you are now. You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon. Enjoy this, dude. If this right now was all that there is, all the time, it'd be perfect. Trust me.
my peak was a good 8 or 9 years ago - probably more than that actually. I'd say around age 14 or 15
>>158421414this guy fucks
>>158421414fuck this guy
1st reply ITT fat
any /PERFORMATIVE POUCHY PIPSQUEAK/ in¿??
>>158420923luff are guha eyequeem haaaa alri x
anyone know how shitdia went in the cricket against the useless peewees today?
>>158421643is that even a serious question?>New Zealand's population is approximately 1/275 (or about 0.36%) the size of India's populationyou really think India would lose to them kek?
aussie banger coming through https://youtu.be/RN9NC4iQcsA?si=964-W8A92oP8vfVQ
A PUSSY IS A PIECE OF SKIN WRAPPED IN A POCKET
>not by nick cave or tame impala aka the only decent musical acts to ever come out of australiasorry mate but I simply shant be clicking I'm afraid
Bard is the Winston Churchill of /cric/
When Simon Harmer takes 7-50 tomorrow, I am going on A bender and taking Monday off work
might be a fatty and eat a whole block of dark chocolate
bard left ustbf his holiday destinations were always super neeky, lost respect for him for going bindia
>>158421779I did. it was pure servin' 'wanna be yank so bad' sloppa. seriously, how do we save glammylad's music tastemaybe have a quiet private word zach lad
Australia have no chance of chasing down this total Simon hamer will be on it tomorrow Australia have no chance of even making 200
>>158421821i miss him so much 1. Chase and Status - End Creditshttps://voca.ro/19k0WlrKmYME2. Sia - Titaniumhttps://voca.ro/1232QYWnbglj3. Matt Heckler - midnight sunhttps://voca.ro/1hZDT5z2IO1J4. John Denver - Take me home country roadshttps://voca.ro/1oeSNWLz9TZf
>>158421872
>>158421872based bard vocaroos pls come home bard
>saving his mediocre lo-fi tarq shitestate (better than anything shitjeet ever managed thoughbeit kek)
country roads take me home
>>158421872DId you seriously save thesefucking hell
bard was our talented protag>guitarist>singer>batsman>captain>shaggertoo good for this pace desu. we deserve the poll rigging fraud
bards probably out there shagging bitches and sipping on whiskey right now while we argue amongst ourselves
any room on bards dick there mate? mind if I join you?
yeah meanwhile the poll rigging freak shags for the first time in 2 years and makes 10 posts about it kek
>thinking tarquins have sexkekaroo
>>158421872I found another one... lake shore drive https://vocaroo.com/1fFLUeJeeFJI
>>158421735this is the only good aussie song ever madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
>>158421926
bard had a 22 year old turkish gfhe said he was about to introduce her to his 'rents and 15 'iblings so is probably engaged by now and taking some time off cric
>>158421872I dont care what anyone says, that sia cover is top notch
zachy won the war with bardthis town wasnt big enough for the both of them. it was always going to happen. wether we made the right choice remains to be seen.
at least we're not speaking bardish
>>158421910Zachys out there fucking blokes as we speak
>>158421180sad but true
first test series after a while that's actually been consistently goodmaybe it's because the whole big 3 playing each other hype got stale idk
wrong. zachy thinks about sex with anyone apart from himself and starts puking
>aussie bangers mention >no pendulum sad! https://youtu.be/zVch_PK7SOY?si=hEBuTFcwKki26jUz
I eat pussy And adore Simon harmer
>technomate are you 17?
>pendulum>techno pick one
Melbourne drill, anyone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBx5St5PQXc
When Simon Harmer takes -7-55 tomorrow Cricket will be saved
ah yes the larping surrey tarq having his one man disco again I see
>>158422088the silent majority of australian lurkers ITT are loving it so much they dont have time to comment
Simon harmer is going to rip it square in cape town
>>158422065nah we logan cityhttps://youtu.be/WaKNmOsLaro
i remember hearing this mix on 4chan about 15 years ago i'm so fucking old https://youtu.be/dmocCygatDY?si=WlKQJqMgS3BdOiXr
kek zachy doing his best to completely jinx the saffers here (and he's usually successful if he supports a team)yjk ol Si is going to go wicketless tomorrow now
/cric/ disco is so back
zachy friend, can you remove the tracking off the end of your links we dont want another Instagram incident do we
if only glammylad had some welsh (black) ancestors, an indigenous great grandfather called Humphrey Vaughan ap David Gething or something then perhaps his music taste wouldn't be this dire
https://youtu.be/jYuCk37DSYE*mogs the entire english dance scene in 3mins*
i only posted 1 song itt :(
>>158422181
did glammylad ever apologise for standing certain man up at that glammy game. very grim stuff that. I'd be fuming
you know i did
Simon Harmer is going to rip it square in cape town
Didn't ask.
please stop hyping up tomorrow's playthis is going to be an extremely reddit drawaustralia will be playing for it, SA will take a few wickets and then they'll have that neeky photo of the captains both holding the trophy
https://youtu.be/c2gfyYQZzgI
>>158422271corr what a tune that was. even australia can strike gold on occasion
>>158422271Based One of the first cassette tapes i ever purchased fuck im old
For me, it's EGEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZsdP2trO0
hello bros pls dont forget about bangladesh vs windies. 6 bings until start of day 4. Bangladesh272 all out (97.4)79-6 (29.0)West Indies245 all out (82.5)Bangladesh lead West Indies by 106 runs with 4 wickets remaining
>>158422326god id snack on her minge for hours. imagine her pissing in your mouth
>>1584223706 bongs actually
zachary 'i hate gingers' bowen for you there btw
>>158422403i apologise
zachy fucking loves a bit of pooni can imagine nightclubs are like an all you can eat buffet to our lad
>poonwasn't the case when he was grinding on blokes in theatron was it
https://youtu.be/bWoFN9s6Oh4
Sindarov's game against nakamura is pure poetryLong lige Uzbekistan
>>158422421I love eating fanny Love doing the alphabet on that flower
I'd heem zach at chess desu
I eat pussy
>>158422918Yeah?
throat cancer general
Faggot sport
>>158423236we don't say that word here
It is the Uzbekistan century That game against nakamura blew my mind
Will Magnus come out of retirement against Sindarov? Maybe
will you ever discuss cricket you monster foreheaded retard
crazy how people get throat cancer from eating pussy can't be all the carcinogens in feminine hygiene products nope not at allbtw donate money to fight cancer
>>158423798I do discuss cricket a lot actually Simon harmer is going to take 7 wickets tomorrow So yeah, clean my faeces you couchy neek
Let's discuss ice hockey
He must be licking his lips, knows cape town like the back of his hand Even 140 would have been challenge for the their not known for their IQs
>SR: 101>av: 50>dropping and missing catches all day>bowled by lyonShartmer is a WTClet quota selection stealing WTC champion Keshav MAHARAJ's spot
Nah, they must see something in Harmer in the nets
Maharaj has been droppedThey maybe should have gone with two spinners, but you can't really predict that
Two spinners in south Africa feels wrong
Old mate still feeling the sting of the ashes humiliationyoure not south africa, a quality test teamyou are shit
It's been a funny series. Almost difficult to decide if it's two teams exchanging fightbacks or trying to outchoke either. But test cricket is like Gujarati thali: you can't go wrong it still tastes goodPostman Woke should let Healy peg him because Starc has saved his captaincy being considered worse than Punting
It's been a really good series, I have been following it passionately
Also, I am an eater Massive proponent of Cunnilingus
I want South Africa to win
>indians and bongs heavily invested in a game they arent even playing inANTAGONISTSUSGODS
Hope west Indies beat Bangladesh
Shamar Joseph chipping in with some sleeper elite spellsGuy is dynamite
Joshua Bishop Now tell me about this man
https://youtube.com/shorts/SJLZ0redl4U?is=t4GjIr0VN9VjwZLaseems a pretty good bowler?
South Africa will win by 160 runs Book it
>>158424734could NOT imagine watching any other team than my own.
Just a piece of sandpaper between these two teams - should be a great last day
I wish I could stop being scared of losing at tennis It's seriously holding me back
He who is scared of losing, will never win
*loses confidently*
Ancient Chinese proberby
Test cricket really is the greatest sport of all time
For possible the last time... Will Marnus?
>>158425304Never heard of him
turns out marnus is said like marcus
Au pays du cocaine wasn't written about his parents cuckoldery, I don't think You have to remember, Cameron Winter is a man at the height of his artistic powers. Nobody in geese writes the songs except Cameron winter. It's a one man band with backing instrument
https://youtu.be/1WyRA-qXmdI?is=iIJLyAbCPPMKSqI6
>>158425318
>Lyon, nicknamed ‘Goat’ (greatest off-spinner of all time), had rather less reason to celebrate. He was recalled for the decisive test in anticipation of conditions such as these: an essentially benign pitch, but one that offered more turn as the test progressed.literally no person in all of human history has called him that
watching shield instead of wbbl
Kiwis filling fiji
Andy Caddick had the strangest foot movement when he bowled. He looked like an alien to me.
>>158425492ranfurly shield?
>>158425492Wales getting smashed
Wales is better than England,. objectivelyYork is full of litterbug tourists England is done
https://vocaroo.com/1lpSIqTLJRjG
NSW coastal and country towns would be paradise on Earth if not for the meth etc
whats the etc
I would charge tourists 100000000000 Parsiq to cross the city wallsThen maybe we could begin to tackle Yorks rapid decline
If I were in charge of the cricket, I'd make numerous changes to improve the sport.
Reminder that SAMHAIN is 1st of May in the Southern Hemisphere, NOT 31st of October.It isn't halloween, it's the opposite, BELTANE.
>>158425730>step 1: ban englishmen>there are many things that need to be erased
Though, thanks to the antartic current and roaring forties, Beltane should the middle of November and likewise with Samhain in May. We have half a month more seasonal lag. September is really a winter month.
Three hours until the Simon Harmer show I am counting down the minutes
If only I could eat more pussy to give him my strength
>>1584258562*Starts at 4 in the only timezone that matters (+8) because it's the most populated timezone.
Two hours until the Simon Harmer Show
Australia aren't crossing 160 lolImagine dropping Scott BolandNot known for their IQ are they
It's weird that Tahiti is a day behind Fiji.If you leave Tahiti on a Friday at 11pm and get to Fiji later, it's actually Sunday. Saturday doesn't exist.
>>158425882Made we've had notorious selection disasters since Bradman sacked Bill Lawry and didn't actually tell him face to face.Wish we'd do that with Cummins.
It will be 120 all out desu
>>158425900Correct, desu.
120 will be Head's score.
What an abomination of a timezone:>China forcing Urgs to be 3 hours ahead so 6am for them is actually more like 3am>Russia for some reason being displaced with zones, for some reason the wrong part of siberia is +8 and the right part of siberia is actually +9>Indonesia having zone border gore, borneo and java should just be 8+ if malay and sing are 8+>Malaysia/Sing correlate with Perth for some reason (historical?)>Korea for some reason not in it
>>158425997This is the funniest part though.>take a ferry>lose/gain an entire day>it's not even at 180deg
what would marnus have to score to keep his spot?
WI finna destroy Kangladesh
bowling first is retarded because you'll have to score 1 run more to winbut bowling second you just need the same amount of wickets (10) to win
>>158426029just a measly hundred
Hope West Indies beat Bangladesh because Bangladeshis are fucking annoying Hope South Africa beat Australia, for similar reasons
>>158426050Yeah but you need to be 1 run ahead to win otherwise it's a tie.
>>158426069kekwhat a jeetard
>>158426029144* Hits the winning runs with a boundary.
>>158426069Exactly. But if you don't need to be 1 wicket ahead to win
I dropped my phone in a loo in Wigan and it barely worked, afterwards And I thought for one moment, am I finally free?
Windies are gonna do it Day 4 64-0 (14.1)Rain - West Indies require 106 runs to win with 10 wickets remaining
i like the windies more than cricket itself
more like WINdies amirite?
>>158426148It was raining all day yesterday here due to cyclone Arnab. If it's the same thing in kangladesh consider the match done for today
>>158426082Well Bancroft and Konstas both got big centuries so there's our openers.
kek india got bumrah'd arshdeep by nz last night
>>158426193
>pointless match in a lost series
>>158426193kek
>>158426193indiabros... not like this
>>158426069>>158426050
>>158422065>>158422132is it bad that i kinda like them
The camera work in these SA games is always spot onStill remember that one time there was a game going on, the camera man found two girls in the crowd who got excited and decided to flash the camera
Fergus O’Neill is the all-rounder Australian has been looking for
>>158426245But that's a rock concert thing, not a cricket thing.
30 bings boys go get your beers, your snacks, your sausages
got a pack of pods and a couple frozen 'zas
>>158426325glass of shiraz and a copy of The Riverside Chaucer to read during the breaks for me
I’ve got my tea sorted
>>158426369I had fillet steak & potato scallops
>>158426325Im all set
apparently the cricket is free tonight on gayo btw
AUSGODS GONNE BE ON TOP TONIGHT HOES ARE GONNA BE MAD
>>1584263831st session nice try kayosperg
Imagine marnus went out there and did a smacky wc special
marnus will battle manfully to a 12 (27) in his final game
Marnus won’t even bat, we’ll chase this down without losing a wicket
>name your streaming service after a term from boxing (kayo=KO) instead of something to do with sports you actually compete in like cricket or rugby because you couldn't think of a good alternativenot known for their iq are they
>>158426402*unleashes tim tszyu on you*
Chicken twisties, sour worms, caramel tim tams
what are australians known for?
>>158426417Sporting excellence
>Jai Opetaia >Liam Paro >Skye Nicolson >Sam Goodman>Andrew MaloneyAustralia has a few world champs, champ
roolapse incoming
https://voca.ro/1fJ5LfnanJht
>>158426417bush ballads
>>158426424beautiful formthats the tone from a bumhole thats never had a cock up it
Travis head is the key
'Invokes the spirit of bazball'
the kagiso rabada show is about to begin
vernon phillander sounds like dale steyn
>>158426430thanks man that really means a lotbeen training hard for this
>>158426417bottling a series to zachy's bf
>>158426417Wi-Fi and disappearing the Vietnamese
key (clé) is a feminine noun in french which is really odd when you think about itsame with baguette
>Philander choosing the new ballhow many years ago did he retire again?maybe this commentary gig isn't for him
uhhhhuh oh
GONE GOTTEM
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
Fuck sake.
interesting start...
MADDISON WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN THAT
FUCK OFF
*bes calling*
south africa = russia australia = the ukraine
YOU CAN DO IT MARNUS
that's it drop renshaw, keep marnus
PLEASE BEVO on this day give us a marnus masterclass
>commentators laughinglol
Marnus about to ton up and save the series and his career you feel.
this is it ladsthe last time we'll watch marnus labuschagne play for australia:(
WALLOP
If Marnus knocks out 150 here, would (You) pick him in the next test series?
>>158426436corr
>>158426473of course he's so valuable in the field
>>158426473yes
>>158426473yes, and suck his cock
>>158426465fuck off with this nrl image champ no one gives a fuck about your shitty league
>>158426473yes, im looking for reasons to keep him not reasons not toaura cannot be learnt
cya marn
oh my fucking god
Stay in fucking Africa you spastic
GET FUCKED MARNUS FUCK OFF
marnus no
ITS FUCKING OVER for us and for marn
LMAO
>bullying umpire into ending someone's careerclassic
what a sad way to go in your last ever international innings
im gonna kill myself thanks marnus
he spent too much time with unathletic welshie weaklings
>>158426397I overestimated him
That's game. Can't fucking win with Marnus batting like that.
UHOH, THAT'S WORK CALLING, GOTTA GO
>>158426436>>158426436>>158426436
Boland will save us!
brutal
I feel bad for him :(
>career ended on an umpire's call lbwhow sad
Saturday night toil looms.
>Umpire's call clipping off! That seamed miles. Australia did not get a single ball to move that far in their bowling innings. Labuschagne's career is in real trouble as are Australia*reverse sandpapers the sandpaper cheats in their path*
TRAVDADDY, HELP
>>158426515
Was a bit late and didn't catch the first over.Miss anything?
Queensland was a mistake. Stop selecting players from there.
>>158426514I dont. Stayed way too long. Shouldn't even be in the team . He can fuck right off. LEAVES A BALL HITTING THE STUMPS bloke is washed
>>158426521wow that bowling is RAPID
they won't need to bowl harmerthe lanklet and rabada will end these poothetic pozzies on their own
Saffas are cheating. That ball is wild lmao
>>158426515>>158426514>>158426499>sadit's his own fault for being a tard lol don't feel bad for him
>>158426472
>>158426528his memes are historic nowrip cold toastie man of jesus
>>158426521didn't look outngl I never trust supersport
>forcing us to play for the cowardly draw nowfuck you renshaw and marn
Where do australian cricketers keep their lawn mowers? Travis shed
>"Australia trail by X runs."no, you fucking brainlet cazzie africans, it's "requires X runs to win."Did the same thing all series. There isn't another innings after this
Travis will hit 100 ball double century
Travis 'Ive been fucking around sorry lads ill try today' Head
>absolute road of a pitch>0 and 4Stay in south Africa you saffa close eyed dickhead marnus
chop on looms
Green doesn't pass the eye-test as a batsman. He looks like he doesn't know what he's doing.
>>158426555This but Labuschagne
green can't play under pressure. looks shell shocked
got my tendies in the oven lads iykwim haha
Wouldn't call it a road now, some of em are inconsistent
>>158426555It’s not easy being Green
shitting, crying, pissing myself over here
>>158426555>>158426561Green always looks horrendous until he gets to 40, then he becomes 7ft Bradman
>have to rely on the big strong westralians to save you yet again *siiiighhhh* guess i have to *rolls up sleeves*
good guys winning both tests today
Marnus averages 50 in Australiaonly other country he averages 40 or more in is bindia
>Renshaw>Marnusnuke Queensland when
That was a bit of a gnarly delivery that got marnus deviated heaps
>>158426561Green looks like he would've been mowed down by a German machine gun if he was born 100 years ago
are these digital outfield ads just for australia or do they have four n twenty pies in south africa?
>>158426573this
who is winning the cricket hun?
KEK this green cunt is COOKED
It's so fucking doomed
All the supersport cameraman are too busy looking for fit birds to capture south africa’s ball tampering
alf is laughing at us again
Cheers Marnus! You were shit with the bat and on-field antics were lame, cringe and dorky. Fkn cunt
Even if Green hit the winning runs, I still wouldn't rate him.
>>158426595who? >>158426597calm down smudge
>green is 27this prospect is taking a ling time to not be a prospect lads
>>158426603i mean half our squad is 35
>Highest target chased down on day 5 in SA>214 - ENG vs SA, Johannesburg, 1910>203 - AUS vs SA, Cape Town, 2002>179 - AUS vs SA, Cape Town, 1966>168 - AUS vs SA, Johannesburg, 2011>164 - SA vs WI, Johannesburg, 1998
Cummins lost us this test and series. Shit bowling and fielding first. But at least he's handsome...
>>158426603>ling time
Cricket is an old souls game you fucking casuals
bowled himgone
>>158426608done nothing with the bat either, unlike boland
>>158426610Cricket is not Dark Souls what are you on mate
>pick the best criggy players who are under 21 around the country>throw them in the deep end>lose for a few years >become elite and unstoppable >win everything
>>158426609
>>158426608time to make amends with the bat
>lose 2 quick wickets and immediately go into cowardly playing for the draw modeand pozzies actually thought they'd win yesterday lmaooooooo
business idea: replace the entire team with the u19 world cup winning team and let them get heemed until they git gud
>His name is literally Head>therefore he must be good at the top of the order
>>158426626t-t-thats what I just said this is just like real life
>>158426608Mumza loves him
NOW PLAYING >>158419344 WEN I SAY AUSYOUSAYSISSIESISSIESAUSAUSAUS
Just woke up, is 2/14 a good start?
>>158426624still think we can win :) thats the difference between the AusGODS and the rest, you and your ilk give up too easily. If the games still going AusGODS arent out fuckhead loser mindset FAGGOT
I bet Head has given a few heads in his time.
>>158426637He didn't even need to run out on her so much as walk briskley
bold idea: send out the nightwatchingman
>>158426637didnt this cunt leave this bitch for a trophy once he became famous?
>>158426645haaa haha …nice one fellla btwYWNBAW champ x
first time the saffer flag has ever made a somewhat cricketing related post and not just contributed some schizo rambling with an anime comic
>>158426637fat fucking whore no wonder he left that cunt
Head chop on LOOMS
>>158426660That is the perfect size for a woman
>>158426637Just make her lose weight. The trophy whores aren't worth it.
>>158426637Since when was Lyon married to Straffo's sister?
off to a Halloween club event cya virgins
curators did something to the wicket overnight can sort of tell at that good length area dont trust blacks in charge of anything see em all selecting the ball from the black ump looked like they were scheming and being devious
>>158426614absolute slampig
>>158426665JUSTICE FOR MEL
>>158426649No, where'd you get that idea? It's not like it's been a running joke for a fucking decade
I'd raise Nathan Lyon's children just so as not be alone
>>158426665As a face chad, the old porker absolutely mogs this tart.
Head must roll
kill all south africans
>>158426680nonce
>>158426665such a trad couple innit
>>158426637>this is the abomination cric thinks he should have stayed withthats for life champs, fuck that
>>158426680This was a really strange thing to post, I'd like to know more about you if possible.
>>158426685*trad storytrad couple
For me, it's Cartoon Heroes, Aqua's follow up single to Barbie
>>158426687Instead he'll stay with a ghoul until he fades into obscurity after he retires, and lose half of his shit.
Might get a Chinese later
Turning it off
Josh Hazlewood is married to his high school sweetheart
>>158426614What's the opposite of a butterface?
>>158426698SUCCULENT UCC
>>158426698what's his name mate?
>>158426684>>158426691I meant be with his ex missus you weird cunts
Sorry boys, I just heard every Australian in the country has just been called into work, we'll have to watch the replay tomorrow!
>we will have a bowl thanks
GONE GOTTEMGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCHSTUPID MOUSTACHE
>>158426700I bet she cheats on him , all women are like that
KWABOTY
its unironically over
fold this entire team
>>158426700must be nice
good nightsleep well fellas
>>158426710tabla for remainder fella x
>>158426698it's halloween get American
literally and unironically hope we get rolled for under 100 now
>>158426700>married to his high school sweetheartGIWTWMmine married some rich faggot and birthed twins
We witnessed the entire team transition in real time to certified uncs
What the actual fuck
are we even going to get to 99 lmao
uber jeets taking a long time tonightany idea why lads?
>>158426723what did Yansen mean by that?
>>158426700Wouldn't you get curious if you've only ever been with one?
Trust the process. I fucking hate that Jansen cunt. It takes a zoomer to defeat a zoomer. Inglis will take us home.
>Rabadawhat's the term for a reverse buck breaking?
bit over the top from jansen but he is the best player in the world so i cannot be too critical
>HeadAussies getting skullfucked desu
Watch the dirty quota pick shartmer go wicketless again on the final day and choke the series
>>158426700Ive never been to a party at school or as an adult and watched everyone have girlfriends and stuff but am pretty ugly and heaps bad at talking to people so ive only seen all that stuff on video
Marnusbros it's so fucking over
travis head?more like ta, but I'm missing the shed
>cric thinks australia will lose againlol
>>158426745Its ok fren. Its been over for a while.
>>158426723>>158426723OH NONONO GET FUCKED FATTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G01MStHbl9E
The big strong Westralians at the crease to save the day
Cameron Green married his wife in September this year. She is a dietician and PhD candidate
Kagiso Rabada Now there's a bowler
Scott BolandNow there's a batsmen
>>158426750>when mum says you can have maccas
>>158426756Shes got a big face makes her a bit fugly. I wouldnt settle for that with his genes and status
anyone have a stream link ta
>>158426767yeah here's a stream*unzips*
>>158426767dlive dot sx
>engshitters got HEEM'D 4-1 by these convict shittersHowling no wonder they're all hiding
>>158426767www.nrl.com.au
Who even needs Simon Harmer?
>>158426763Then why isn't his name Scott Battand?
>Labus fails again>spooky backgroundfitting.>>158426754Also beat SA this week. Secession when? They're holding us back now. >>158426756Could use a dietician gf meself. But instead she'd shill me shit from tiktok like most female PhD doctors like my sister.Doctors are quacks now.
>>158426771I honestly feel like that was their last great series before they all go downhill
>jeets immediately reply to the travis head webmlmao that wc (at home kek) gave them unbelievable levels of ptsd
Can you reheat a refrigerated cheese toastie?
>>158426784yes
>>158426776certain man, in his bedsit.. tonight
>>158426784yeah should be alright mate
>>158426779are you the retarded overweight brother who lives in his room and hasnt ever had a job?
>>158426784no need
>>158426784nah you cook em then put them in the fridge they're better cold
The catGreen to be caught at point on 46 (96)
Do you make cheese healthier if you melt it and pour off the oil then put it back in the fridge?
didn't cam green used to bully someone on /cric/
>>158426806what happened to meownald catwoman's eye?
>>158426806cute panther give kitty a pat from all of us at /cric/ :)
>>158426806ugly
>>158426806better not let it out at night. I permaheem cats roaming at night if I see them
>connolly actually has to bat wellThis is a make or break test for him now. oof.
Burned to the ground in the noontime rain as it was reforming
why are australian flags even still posting lmaoyou're being humiliated loool
I miss Dale Steyn
they should never have dropped my nigga maddinson
>>158426806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tt1AMqH6sk&list=RD7Tt1AMqH6sk
the age of Australian sporting dominance is over
>>158426826think youre forgetting who runs /cric/ champ
Seeing Bavuma next to Jansen with the camera zoomed out is so fucking hilarious.
based stormies fan
>>158426781Pujara's bunnies Postman Woke and Hazlshyte didn't even play and you still heem'd them with Neser's dobblers lmao
6 cok? don't mind if I do thanks
>>158426791It's not a bedsitIt's an airy and well-presented one bedroom flat You are literally a bedsit because all you do is go to bed and sit You couchy neek
>>158426814Someone abandoned her and her siblings as two week old kittens, and was found with an eye injury, then fostered out and adopted by us>>158426819Thanks anon
Australia could literally have a batsman named Bradman Best right now but his dumbarse father had to let him play rugby in the Winter
I don't like what happened to JesusBut I sure do like Saturday morning
>>158426836Update status?Hint; We are so back.
I'M A BLOOSER BABY SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
>>158426847i find it kinda cute, though i'd probably have a cry thinking about it if it was my cat she got bad depth perception i presume?
>"wicketless on the final day" shartmer onReminder twiglet legs who thought Stokes' "declaration was sound" rates this quota selection piechucking fraud#JusticeForKeshav
>>158426847That sounds kinda familiar.Post about BigBoss cat in /afl/ or /cric/ previously?
>>158426781Nonsense, poms might unironically rape us for the next 10 years if we don't get the side right. Bit of youth there with eng. The talent is there for aus, the team cohesion is not.
>>158426857Yeah she never jumps more than a couple feet, just climbs things instead>>158426860 Nah not me
me¿ supportan me AUSISSIES bbl brethren plain as x
What's our one wood?
If Cameron Green was a bird cleaning itself he would be called Cameron Preen
>>158426806Mine has fur falling off her at the moment. Not sure if old age or mange. She's having shedding issues.
>>158426863Australia will be shit.England will be even shitter.
>>158426784wouldn’t bother unless it’s frozen fella x
Now is the time to go all in on baseball. Instead of poms and kiwis, we can banter with americans and cute japanese girls.
/cric/ boys trip to adelaide for the england one dayer i reckon
Shamar Joseph the unsung hero in this west indies win The guy can bowl on any pitch
I wonder who the official hydration partner of the South African cricket team is...
>>158426869Getting beaten by what we know
>>158426869leave the shit afl micks in afl
>>158426874I don't think Eng will be shit at all. I think they are building a scary squad.There were signs of it last ashes, despite us winning. They're getting hungry.
>bad way for Marnus to finish his careerKek, Waugh is such a dick
>>158426887Name one good cric mick, you have 3 minutes.
>>158426883He raped his own cousin
Elite
>>158426891Mick Lewis
>>158426892Bismillah Al Karim
Reminder Mkaya Ntini raped a bitch
>>158426891gone gottem posting mogs any other mick in au/sp/
hey alexa play bonnnie tyler - we need a hero
>>158426892No he didn't Be quiet
This doesn't feel like the end of Marnus's story, it simply cannot end like this.
Aussies grit and determination will never die they are still in this
>shartmer dropped catch because he moves like our resident geriatric ess*x chutney boyNot fit to lace Keshav's boots
What is it with blacks and rape?
>>158426915Truth is all white women want BBC, they just regret it afterwards
>>158426910He'll blow Shield bowlers out of the water again and get a go. Our batting talent prospects are grim.
Just dropped the Perth Racist cup.
things are looking up, we haven't lost a wicket for a while
>>158426910Said the same about pic.
>>158426919Bowling prospects are worse
anyone in the aus locker room right now? what's the vibe like?
my happinessslowly creeping back
>>158426935>is it too late for sandpaper?
Brandon King making Taijul Islam look like Ashley Giles
>other richardkek
>>158426935weet bix fartsgaz on the hubmarnus r*frigerating a cheese toasty
eh, can show me were the ball went? I wasn't paying attention at my job
>>158426945XD
>>158426951>>158426951>>158426951>>158426951
you lads get any trick or treaters?
>>158426932didn't dis nigga die
Mark stop looking at my yt vid history.>12th man>Bruce Reidyt algorithm is too mono ay.
Not following the Sri Lanka-Pakistan game btw Not cricket
>A FUCKING RUN OUT
>>158426954No?But he was an early gun, mid career gun, late career disaster.I think Langer said "he was the best batter in the squad back in the day" when you had Langer, Hayden, Ponting, Waugh (M and S). He was pretty great around then.
BARBECUED
>>158420903Seething cunt
