victory looms
I miss Isa in the commbox tbqh
*turns off the halloween theme*
LMFAO
the ol' bedshit
a fucking run out with the rest of the day left and an enormous total to chase fucking EGREGIOUS
Yeah just drop Scott Boland Pat Cummins is not known for his IQ and should be dropped on the spot
i'm hiding from the trick or treaters
>A FUCKING RUN OUTGreen absolutlely scorched him here
lmao you big dumb bitch
forty for four
at least i can get to sleep before midnight
why is my update button fucking yellow
>run out in a 4th innings chasesack everyone
>run outKEKEKAbsolutely engshitter tier cricket lmaoo
>>158426978richie benaud if he got multiplied by two lol
YFO
My boyfriend just got the blonde haired NSW fraud out
>>158426974thankfully the gunfire and police sirens scare them away where I am
I'm starting to worry a tad
Im worried about Marnus Whats he going to do now?
Simply not American so i don't go to halloween parties or whatever and i make sure to tell trick treaters to "bug off, we arent yanks so go home"
>>158426997rope
>>158426997major league cricket and the afghan premier league
you clip that run out webmLORD?
does anyone have that video of 2 south african cricket fan girl flashing their tits from old era?
>>158426997Learn how to bat again.There's still a bit of time.Didn't Mark Waugh have issues once like this?
>>158427012ye computer being slow 1 sec mate
>>158426997defect and join the South African Olympic Cricket team
>>158427020cheers brudda xoxo
>umm.. yh we’ll have a bowl moite tabla x
>>158426997move to byron bay and start a natsoc movement disguised as a wellness clinic
>>158427020>barely backing upThat's not Green's fault. Inglis ffs. Backing up like an Englishman.
reminder that India was able to pull off a series draw against this generational South African team in 2024 in South africa's home conditions
(full clip that took forever to export for some reason)
Heads will rollHeads will rollHeads will rollOn the floor
>>158427039no one cares about your dumb fucking rules sport fuck off champ
>>158427032you better not be saving these cunt
*immediately switches to yotsuba b*halloween is so fucking reddit
my fingers always smell like poo. it’s probably because i keep sticking them up my bum
KWAB
Any swing?
>>158427046kek
ehh pretty close game besides we're more of a swimming country
ausbros.......
Guess i was wrong, ausgaylia are not going to win this
B O Y F R I E N D OYFRIEND
>>158427047You don't like thing? That's pretty badass.
>>158427041>Green's call, Inglis said no>wasn't backing upThat's under 10s shit.>I got a diamond duck like this once
>need to bat all day to save the test>nah, better get run out, or caught reverse sweepingretard shit
these cunts got a plane to catch or what?KWAB
dogshit end to a good series desu
>>158426981>out to a quota pick piechucker by reverse sweepingLmao wtf are convicts doing
LETS GO COOPS
brave double cenny from Connolly but still gets out and we're short 40 runs with Lyon coming out.. if only Boland was there
WEN I SAY AUSYOUSAY??
>>158427044More of a wafl man 2bqh. I agree with the vfl hate.
>marn gone>smoth gone konstas bros we are so fucking back
why aren't keshav and muthuswami playing?
KEKKKKKKKKKK
GONE FOR A DUCKQUACK QUACK
my boyfriend
go home pozzies, stop wasting everyones time
How the fuck did we win the 1st test? We are garbage
zachy called ithis bf is mogging these convicts
Threadly reminder subhuman engshitters were HEEM'D 4-1 by these convict shitters
WENISAYAUSYOU SAY???
This is it. This is the matchwinning partnership.
Do I lose the story if Simon Harmer doesn't take 5 wickets?
Might start hitting the nets up near one of the selectors homesWish me luck on the call upAnd dont worry, im over 30 so the perfect age for them
And you blokes will still protect the captain climate poof, yous blokes love cuckins.
>>158427046reckon I will x
is 42/6 a good score when chasing 280 on the final day of a test match?
lmao convicts should stick to hyrox shitting, zero significant wins since that 2023 wc. Marsh disrespecting the wc trophy forever cursed them
lmao Cummins got dropped down by the order by whoever the captain is
get your eye in for 1 ball then bring out the old reverse sweep
i look forward to media blood bath tmrw. or maybe even within the next hour the way things are going. cmon Harmer...get us all out!
>all our hopes are now relying on Starc
Australia needs to drop Cummins as the Captain and promote Labuschagne in his place.
>>158427070>if only Boland was thereI smell a selector coup and potentially a new captain. This series was revolting.Dropping Boland was up there with 2005 Edgebaston and dropping McGrath.
ffs what am I gonna watch tonight? this will be over in 20 minutes
#JusticeForKeshav#JusticeForHISLand
Cowardly Cummins protecting himself
All set up for the career defining 187* (225) from cam green
>>158427069*goes*
what are australia actually good at?
just the pitch being spicy on the last day after the black curators fucked with it overnight in my reality which relative to yours from my perspective is the only reality that is canon so therefore this series is a draw later guys going to a party and theres 2 sheilas i know who want to fuck who will be there as well jave a great night
Does anyone know who our coach is?
Link wicket number 4,5 and 6I missed them because of some work
>>158427110Losing to South Africa. Apparently.
>>158427106crisp full inning highlights
>>158427113Ronald McDonald
grim times await the convicts in cricket going forward Indian test cricket is making a resurgence, playing 3 practice games was a very good decision in prep for nz series as our batsmen are already getting better. I wont be surprised if we win the series in NZ and hyrox wash the convict team in the bgt to make a late surge for the wtc final spot
>>158427110We're good at having a crack
you just know Green is going to be really happy with himself because he got more runs than anyone else
>>158427110Aussie's may not be playing well at the moment, but at least we aren't stupid.
>>158427110inventions
>>158427104My boyfriend is a better bowler sorry They saw something in the nets
Batting on Day 5 certainly sucks. Would've been helpful to win the toss and have a bat hey?
>lot of cricket left in the dayFuck up Smithy, no there isn't
One word.Hurbis.
fucking kekcaptain cuckmins and his merry band of washed up mutts can fuck off
>>158427126keKkkkGOTTEM
Fucking hell I missed the Connolly wicket.
Why didn't the coward come out to bat?
Say my name
>>158427131Or have a bowler in form that could actually bowl.>>158427136>m-mah hubris
>>158427075Saffers have a wh*te quota>>158427099Oh nonono>>158427106>neanderthals went extinct
Don't know what Connolly has done to warrant being in all the commentators' teams for the New Zealand series. Never made a first class century and his bowling is obviously not rated given he bowled all of 4 overs yesterday
>>158427136x
>tie series with bangladesh>lose series to saffers>lose series to peewees>lose series to india>lose series to pomsFUCKING KEKthese pretenders are getting exposed bigly
CHECK THEIR POCKETS
>>158427149>got heaps of good players coming throughWhom?
>just looked at the score after waking up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
australia's wikipedia inventions page be like>hippy wobbly hoopy stickko that you can put your beer in cobba
>>158427136Don't think that's a word m8
>>158427149>got heaps of good players coming throughbased coma victim from the late 90s who has just woken up
>>158427151He needs more red ball. Clearly.
WE MUST START BAZBALLING ITS OUR ONLY CHOICE
this is a capitualtion
>>158427136TRVKE
Reckon I could make the starting line up instead of Poonus Poobooshaine
Not taking the run is a bit criminal.
How many wickets would based Harmer have if he had played 150 tests?
>>158427120>hyrox washKek
DROPPED THE SERIES
yeah nice gazza
>>158427136many are saying exactly this
>>158427103Haha I'm thinking the same thing
>>158427136One word.Delfin.
probably have to give this session to south africa but still plenty to play outhow good is test cricket
>the last wall of defense is some Green guy
hyrox is the new boulderingthe crossfit of gen alpha (bouldering was the crossfit of gen z)
>sports coverage in 2026
>>158427103Platoon (1986)
>lose to saffas away 2-1 OHNO ITS THE END ITS OVERdrama queen homos, still top ranked test side in wtc and icc test rankingsIndia is ranked 4th (lol) in bothEnglel is ranked 5th in icc and 6th in wtcAustralia is ranked number 1 in both.You are both minnows so quit your barking shit cunts, youre just looking for any excuse to have a dig because we own the ashes and border gavaskar trophy. Get fucked cunts
why didn't australia just score more runs and lose fewer wickets?
>>158427193who's that green guy
>>158427197>even the australian man in the box is laughingtraitor don't let him back in the country
>>158427194dire take these deano branded exercise fads aren't replaceable with something as primal as climbing
>>158427199
good thing we blooded some youngsters at least
>>158427199Sook
>>158427197
>>158427197no ones been clean bowled
>>158427197kek
Why aren't they running.
>>158427199>still top ranked test side in wtc and icc test rankingsliterally will not be after this embarrassment of a performancesaffers going to the topit's never been more over for these frauds
>>158427149I think you meant to post this in the rugby league thread.
>>158427171Honestly would've accepted convicts stealing this series so long as that insufferably annoying convict saffa cunt was impaled by a stump so i never have to hear him on the stump mic again
I love watching ausgaylia lose
a lot of mean poosts recently lets be nice instead xoxo
>>158427194I preferred Zumba or Tae Bo
Steven Smith will never play for Australia againMarnus Labuschange will never play for Australia againNic Maddinson will never play for Australia againBeau Webster will never play for Australia again
>>158427218last time we tried that it didn't go so good
hows the paki paddle going brownoids
can't believe ol toothpick arms made a somewhat cricketing prediction for once. must be opposite day
So glad we have new zealand play us nextA good minnow flogging to let the aussies statpad will be nice to watch
still need three wickets from my boyfriend if I am to win the story
>>158427234why won't smith play again?
>>158427236didnt have control of the ball
somewhat competent cricketing prediction*
Go easy on the lads, they're probably still getting over the "No" vote.
>>158427245full time BBL player
>>158427234>drop these four retards>get bancroft, konstas, agar and cartwright in from shield>or anyone really>???>profit
Surprised we didn't shit our pants. Best result of the year so far
It has never been more over for Australian cricket. Prepare for 4-5 years of humiliationGorgeous George has done a superb a job as a selector as he did with his test career
>>158427197wtf lol
>>158427199HOES MAD READING THIS POST
>>158427252meant major league cricket
>>158427251fucking FAGGOTS
>6 overs, 5 runs Yeah I think you owe me an apology, couchy
>>158427255TRINILAL tisbeenaminute innit!!
>>158427253>Agar
>>158427199Cope and seethe
Speaking of Martyn, didn't he win a match from this position?
More of a BBL nation
>>158427255trinibro do you like calypso? I can't get enough of it
We need someone with a killer instinct.
>>158427240>Cricketing Those bingo wings need two fedoras mate
my heaties could beat both these peems
As long as these players live with the shame of this performance for the rest of their lives, I am okay with it
can we PLEASE organise an ashes series tomorrowfucking hell we would heem these fraudswho the fuck is cooper connolly lmao. play it in australia for all I care
WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD?33 countries are advising citizens to stock up on food, water and emergency supplies.
what is actually the game logic of sending starc out before cummins? was he just having a sook?
>>158427309didnt you just get heemed by pookistan and poo lanka
IF YOU TURN BACK NOW I MIGHT CARRY YOU HOMEI MIGHT LOVE YOU AGAIN IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
>>158427310nothingburgerthey just want you to consoom in advance
ODIs aren't cricket you neek
>>158427309yeah bring ben duckett again lol
>>158427310lots of criggy coming up and people won't go to work to watch it :D but frfr everyone is penny pinching and the media is trying to bail the stores out because they're losing money
brave 0 (20)
>>158427310the storm is comingpatriots are in control
OI STARC GET SOME RUNS LOL
why do people stock up on water? just use the tap lol
ladsladswanna hear a joke?....>australia
>>158427311left hander apparentlyfrom the same elite cricketing brain that brought you win the toss on a batting pitch and field
>>158427255>play a Hindu /strongmind/ Tagenarine>complete a /strongmind/ winIt's that simple
>>158427336bit mean, no?
>>158427335they can turn off tap water, retard-kunthat's why we pump out groundwater and store it in tanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda8NBHpEaM&list=RDDda8NBHpEaM
yeah I'm thinking the Alan Parsons project might just be the best boomer rock band
>>158427310midterm election fear mongering or they finna roll out the super scary AI powered zero day exploit to reset the finance systemi hope something happens but it never does
>>158427346you don't get to speak about tap water related matters mate
>>158427311Starc is better
>>158427351Big Star are better
>>158427359it's time to get back to good ol pen and paper
>>158427310A lot of people are fed up with their goverments so how convenient that a threat like they are saying might happenLook, if it was going to happen, it would have already. The threat isn't real or of it is it is blow way out of proportion to distract the populace
I MIGHT LOVE YOU AGAIN IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
>>158427317Yeh they did and pakis showed how elite they are by getting bowled out for 110 the next game (and are getting heem'd by Lankans again) kek engshitters are dogshit
>>158427363reminds me I gotta renew my pen license
When did Starc's IQ get so big?
>>158427020Would've made it with a dive desu.
>>158427310>>158427364white people are going to take back their cunts
>you now recall that time that Johnson nearly saved a match at cape town
GONE GOTTEM
>>158427374testies are too soft to dive bbl players on the other hand
>>158427377Its always our elite bowlers saving our asses time and time again with the bat
>>158427340He anchored us in that first innings. Teams should use 3 opening batsmen more often
IF YOU'VE GOT GOOD NEWS I MIGHT HANG UP THE PHONE
NOT OUTN O TO U T
>>158427394Yh it was
ohnono
simon harmer and zachy bowen are in a relationship
0(25) youch thats an yucky ducky
>>158427384he seethed so hard all series
LMAO
Need a tailender like Boland who can stick around for 150 balls.
Well made 0 (25)
>yeah m8 we'll have a review
>>158427377Martyn did have one, but 1st innings, I was close.Johannesburg.
>Harmer's economy is 0.62what did POZZEDbeyondbeliefstralia mean by this?
How the fuck was this pitch dead yesterday and now alive
>>158427199TRVKE
>Banglashitters lose>Ausgaylia lose>Pakinbreds losewhat a good day Halloween is
fuck feeling really tired
THE BEACHES WILL BOIL, AND THE BASKETS WILL BURN
>>158427415Dunno but I’m guess supersports cameras weren’t capturing the pitch overnight
>take their sandpaper cheating tactics away>they literally become shit overnightreally really makes you think doesn't it
60 runs in the first session is not ideal. Need to up the rate in the next session to get at least 110 if we're going to have a chance here
>>158427415Because whenever the umpire turns behind him they're always running through the middle of the pitch.Wasn't Starc getting complaints for this btw?>cheat cheat cheat!
>>158427102>up there with 2005 Edgebaston and dropping McGrathMcGrath sprained his ankle pregame by stepping on a ball you zoomer.
Simon harmers over count is less than the runs he has gone for
Haven’t checked the score yet but i am so pumped for a comfy grandstand 3am finish. Everything on the line, all 4 results in play, how good is test cricket?
>>158427390Having Taggy C at #3 might work out best for Windies but he needs to up his SR from 20s to around 35-40 because it's too low in modern times
is a 25 ball duck a big brained innings?
Reckon Australia might be in with a chance if they can grab another 228 runs before they lose another 3 wickets.
>7 wickets in 1 sessionMembers of this team need to be exiled. Confiscate their passports
crying into my pack of pods
DISGRACEFUL
>>158427363It unironcially might be if everything is going to basically be extremely vulnerable to hacking. There was a story in France a couple of weeks ago where a supermarket chain were hacked and the hackers turned off the fridges and freezers, meaning tons of food was ruined. Imagine if that happened in Australia with your only one of two supermarket chains.
>get back from work hoping to enjoy a nice drink and watch a fun day of test cricket >Australia lose before I can even open a stream What am I supposed to do now?
>60/760/7>60/7
8 overs 5 maidens 5 runs Unplayable
You can't call them deplorables Warner or they'll get angry and be even more deplorable.
Nah fuck this, the pitch was dead yesterday
>>158427437Infinite IQDangerous to the continued existence of the universe
this is so sad because cricket is all australia have :(
these aussie commentators are a whiny bunch aren't they
>everyone in my suburb having parties tonight with loud music and being loud revving cars and stuff>all the wildlife that sleeps at night doesnt get a rest and is nervous and on guardfeelsbadman
>>158427415Basically no seam movement still, either spin or crap batting
>>158427310They all think Russia is gonna invade Latvia or some other povo country and then the Chinese will take back their rebel province and then the muzzies will go after the jews again.
>>158427455well december's coming up so at least they'll get some sno- ohnononono pozzie sisters
south africa being at the top of cricket is much better , the are multicultural, soulful and not cocky like Australia.
DEPLORABLE
>>158427432Wow that's even more pathetic.
>>158427455It’s only our 5th biggest sport. AFL, both rugbys and soccer are more popular
Postman Woke's cricket legacy>heem'd in every test series in India that is Bharat>never won a test series in engshitteristan>choked a 2-0 test series lead in engshitteristan>lost 2 test series at home to India that is Bharat (first ever home series defeats)>lost a WTC final to eternally choking Saffers (Hindu /strongmind/ Keshav cancelled their choke DNA)>first ever home test defeat to kangludesh>couldn't win home series against kanglus and Windies>never won a test series in Seth Efrika>convicts (HISland and Starc) HEEM'D engshitters 4-1 while he was injured
>Green's innings will be described as 'heroic' in the news report summing up the loss
>>158427479AFL is booming and growing leaps and bounds
Just tuning in. What happened? The pitch turned spicy overnight?
>>158427459I would go out but I didn't plan on dressing up like a cooked lobster.
Business idea: Whoever wins the Shield, they just send that team to England next summer
UNAUSTRALIAN
Nrl and AFL are a disgrace for Australia
>>158427487they're assimilating
Travis Head - 3/10Matt Renshaw - 4/10Marnus Labuschagne - 0/10Cameron Green - 4/10Josh Inglis - 6/10Alex Carey - 5/10Cooper Connolly - 2/10Mitchell Starc - 5/10Pat Cummins - 1/10Josh Hazlewood - 2/10Nathan Lyon - 3/10
>>158427496soccer is
>>158427498Scott Boland 100/10
>>158427481>60>6/7
Pat Cummins and Marnus Labuschange are a disgrace for Australia
I think they're throwing their wickets away to force Cummins out
>>158427481Who the fuck are COK
>>158427498Bit harsh on Inglis after a ton and getting absolutely cooked by Green
>>158427504this.drop marnus and cumminssmith and boland in
>>158427455it's not sad at all I am jubilant
Today they’ve played genuinely as if someone has slept with a teammates wife
>>158427310Iran this time next week will be spicy.
>>158427511Drop ConnollyMove Head back down the orderTBC who opens but just try anyone tbqh. Maybe give Konstas a shot against the peewees
>>158427517>Nathan Lyon has announced his retirement from international cricket
>this will be the last test match for at least 5 years because of the imminent warGrim
Still need Simon Harmer to take 2 of the last 3 if I am to win the story
>>158427525what war
>>158427506Country O' Korea
does david warner have CTE?
>>158427534No but Steven May
>>158427484Nothing is getting praised as heroic when it'll be all out for 80 twenty minutes after lunch.
>>158427499At the very least soccer doesn't leave us playing in our own shitty leagues with zero international presence
>>158427534Not sure he has a brain to be affected by it tbqh
>>158427529Great War 2: 2 Great 2 War.
What are we better than South Africa at?
>>158427545Being white
>>158427545Rugby League
>>158427484After Sri Lanka heem'd engshitters chasing down 430 (FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY) the propaganda artists at t'beeb had harry crook's selfish below par SR knock all over the front page
>>158427537>Despite a heroic effort by Cam Green who ran out of partners, Australia collapsed to be all out for 83.
>>158427545AFL, rugby leagueLots of stuff really
>>158427538That's another bad thing about it
>>158427545Anime and gaming
>>158427546Have you seen Melbourne or Sydney in the last 5 years?
Who takes over as captain?
>>158427545breaker morant killed their entire army by himself
>>158427545Rugby League maybe, because they don't play that not known for their IQ sport
>>158427562Marnus I reckon
>>158427562Inglis
>>158427562Starc
bowlers should NEVER be captain
>>158427562coops
alright what should i fap todon't bother replying horsecock guy
steve war.... now there was a captain
>>158427562George Bailey can captain from the changeroom
Is Cummin even Irish? Is there any proof of that? It's also a Norman surname.
mark howard sure loves the sound of his own voice
>head coach of engshitter's richest county leaving to be a drinks carrier chutney boy in the IPLHowling
>>158427597who said he was irish?
>>158427585It's gonna be a long time until we make that dreadful mistake again
>>158427585warney should’ve been captain
Australia has had a gutful of this teamEverybody I know is glad they're losing in such ignominy (obviously you still want a win, but if these cucks are going to lose they had better fucking wear it the filth)
>>158427607People said he was Thinking he might just be a woke Tarq
>>158427611Never heard someone say that
heads must roll
West Indies win by 8 wickets
Nobody over 31 should play for Australia again except for Smith and Cummins
do you reckon the whole team bet their match fees on south africa to win when it was at like $7 so they're just throwing
The real sign of the end was losing 4-1 in the AshesNo real team would have dropped a test to that English dross
>>158427620head is 32
>>158427546At least saffers have some sense of white/boer identity and solidarity unlike the general anglo-celtic populace of australia
>>158427621they just got a bad start
>>158427617good performanceJohn Campbell is coming of age, and Roston Chase is unironically a good captain
>>158427620Meant Smith and Starc* Cummins should NEVER wear the baggy green again
IF South Africa had kept up apartheid THEN there would have been a massive white flight to there in the last decade
>>158427620what is it with Australians getting wet over smith and cummins? they are easily well past it, starc and head are much better
>>158427625head must roll
>>158427593
>>158427534Cucked Toilet Expeditions?yes
Alex Carey's shot might be the worst shot I have ever seen in this situation with a test match.Perhaps it's time for him too. He's too inconsistent.
>>158427645heh
Wtf lads I was kinda joking when I said Australia wouldn't make 140But not even 100?I didn't realise Simon Harmer was THAT good
Cummins must be pretty stupid if he didn’t realise the ball he was bowling with was being tampered with, when the South Africans were aware enough to ask the camera guys to zero in on the ball. Do you really want someone with that lack of awareness as captain?
>>158427620In fact all people over 20 should be sterilised.
>>158427649I don't even know who our back up wicky is
zachy what you doing today m8
>>158427660Josh Inglis
alright which one of you is this?
>>158427657
>collingwood and harmison hated each otherFucking lel engshitters dressing rooms are total cancer (by virtue of being filled with toxic engshitters)
>>158427634Notice how it disappeared and suddenly the gates opened in all white states?good riddance, fuck white people.Put em into camps and gas em.
>>158427669Everyone hates collingwood
>>158427627Boer identity yes, anglo saffers no. So 50 50
>>158427660Bancroft?Nah there's a couple on the east coast that were looking good.
>>158427641I want to see her arsehole
>>158427662Idk I should go bouldering desuYou
>>158427669>>158427674Imagine if Nick Daicos played cricket.
I'm seething
>>158427677He's also 37 and only medium pace.
>>158427678I would settle for just her naked from head to toe with her supple breasts uncovered
>>158427685he also takes wickets and scores runs, unlike certain people
THIS FUCKING LUNCH BREAK IS LASTING LONGER THAN THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET TEAM AND ITS PISSING ME HTE FUCK OFF
>>158427677The stolen generation
Ah yes let's drop the best bowler since Mohammad Asif Lets keep the lob it out the outside of stump man and hope for the best man, swamp dweller in instead What could possibly go wrong
>>158427684>I'm... I'm gonna seethe>I'm SEEEEETHING>and RECEEEEEDING
>>158427641>Paperclip + cherriesDoes this mean she wants to pop cherries?
>>158427696>Boland: The Stolen GenerationNew autobiography dropped.
Was it worth trading cricket and rugby for mickey mouse, hovel dwelling games like rugby league and AFL?Australia of 2000s is truly dead
How do we fix our shit team? These type of losses occurring more and more is getting embarrassing.
>>158427711Mate, Cricket was selling globalism before you were born.>muh boycott
>>158427712Embrace bazball and use our superior BBL batsmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCKUk3SxBI
why is gazza so happpy?
>Kamindu Mendis lbw b Shaheen Afridi 131(128) [4s-12 6s-2]tad too late porkis
>lyon and hazlewood making fun of the shitcunt batterskek
>>158427730good friends :D
>>158427730sums it up really
we'll have a pooview thanks
Pat Cummins isn't Irish Bard is Irish
>if by some miracle Australia make it to the new ball, SA will get 3 new reviews for the last 10 overs AND the new ball.Rigged.
>>158427730tfw i'll never have a loyal marnie at my side
>Burnt reviewThe comeback starts now.
Business idea: Green learns how to bat here and now and wins us the match.
If Simon Harmers overs end up being twice the runs he has conceded, I still win the story, even if he doesn't take 5 wickets
>no shot played>bat clearly comes down at the same timeA shit shot is still a shot.
>>158427741Do reviews really refresh with the new ball?t. big series casual
Australia can do this
>>158427751Yes.
>>158427730>no smith>middle order prolapses
Can't wait for Simon Harmer to rip one square through that blonde fraud's gate
>>158427758Girls are blonde. Guys are blond.
just hit em for six already
>>158427781quite the contraption
halloween and i'm watching the aus cricket peem get btfo
lol
>>158427781do women players use these for their tits?
>>158427790horror show innit
either go for it or lose fuck off with this stalling shit
If I was Australian, I would be flooding Crick Australia's inbox with complaints etc.
Didn't get invited to any halloween parties, /cric/?
howie having a bleatkwab
>>158427808Not American mate.
Howie is one of the worst cunts aliveHope he gets stabbed by a Swahili or something
just woke up and had my morning australian cricketing team
>>158427825you fuck the entire mens team? impressive
can we score 300 lankan lions?
why are they bullying cumdog
>>158427825you held the ashes for the last [I lost count of how many years it's been] this morning?
>>158427711yeah
>head is literally sleeping
Very cowardly battingA fitting end to Cuckmins' captaincy and test careerr
Fuck sake cuckins get out already
>>158427841he deserves it desu he's been shit
I don't think they're trying to reach the target
GET RUNS YOU CUNT
>>158427816yepnot sure why he's sucking marnus dryespecially after mark waugh called him a fucking retard
>>158427879*breaks your jaw*
slipskino
What if there's a total reset and 2027 is like the 1989 Ashes and Australia uncover a series of young gems and dominate for the next 15 years
>>158427888
South Africa’s population is 2.4x larger than Australia so theoretically if Australia make 120 they would have beaten them on a per capita basis
>>158427893not running when the run is there should be penalised
>>158427899>South Africa’s population is 2.4x larger than Australiagenuinely did not believe this and had to look it up to confirmwhat a hole of a country South Africa is
>>158427900it is, by giving no runs
stupid lankans are poolapsing
Fuck this is boringBed looms
Stadiums looks a bit grim lads
>tailender shielding the number 4 from the spinner
are australia going to win the test match?
>>158427920he better get dropped for this display
>>158427713>Muh globalismGrow up
I'm glad the other countrys left so they can't make fun of us
going to HJs anyone want anything
>>158427940yeah, a HJ
>>158427940could go a mcchicken (or equivalent) thanks
>>158427940A competent batting line-up?
Harmer has enormous hands and I’m not looking to cast aspersions, but has the icc checked the size of his cock?
>>158427940aussie burger with an extra egg pls m8
>>158427455See you in the pool m8
Is scoring no runs for 10 overs a winning strategy?
>>1584279401 run in the next 2 hours would be swell thanks
>>158427940Large Onion Rings
>>158427940double big jack pls boss
>>158427940There's nothing else to get other than a Bacon Deluxe. Everything else is shite.
>>158427964stick to pee plenty m8
>>158427940wtf is HJs
Intellectual innings from green
cumdog matching maddinson's brave 0 (33)
Come on cumdog
>>158427975Hungy Jungies a solid fav of the druggie known as TipGOD
when was the last over they scored a run?
Cummins to open the batting with Boland against NZ?
>>158427085SISSIESISSIES
Cummins is elite, he's trying to frustrate the SA team into retiring
>>158427975Burger King. They had to change their name to Hungry Jacks in Australia due to a legal ruling or something
rabada 6 fer loading…soon
>finally cam green lost his concentration
fuckin kwab
don't blame Green for giving up fuck cumshit
>11 successive overs so far without a run
>>158427964in a t20? noin a test match? no
I haven't seen a flog go wandering that far off his crease since John Bairstow
Is running down the wicket on the first ball of the over when you need to bat another 52 overs a good idea or nah?
Fuck this whole team (except Cummins)
Lyon & Hazlewood need to both get run-out to avoid Hamer getting a 5fer and a 10fer.
YES GARYWALKING OUT LIKE YOU WALKED OUT ON YOUR FAT MISSUS
>I will just run out of my fucking creaseWhy is he so retarded?
thats good stuff
>>158428023I hope he never gets selected again
>>158428022kekKkkkk
>0 (36)brave
T20 should be played on Test pitches
>>158428026>you're the no.4 batsmen for Australia>you're a run getter its your job its what you've trained for your entire life>your captain cums out and tells you you're not going to get runs for the rest of the day>watch 1s go begging for an hour >fuck this I'd rather play shield cricket >skip half way up the pitch
>>158428039T20 shouldn't be played at all
is Lyon really that bad? he ran through the English batting lineup in last ashes
>>158428039with Test field placements*
>>158428023>Don't score a run for 2 hours, batting for the draw>Charge him???
>>158428033heroic even
https://x.com/faf1307/status/2116478850636861762
>Mark Nicholas sounding positively gleefulFuck this cunt, I hope he gets ambushed by some bleks on the way back to the hotel
HOLY FUCK A RUN WOOOOOOOO>playing a game of cricket not blockit KEK ROASTED
Please be nice, that country doesn't have much to look forward to
>>158428057>Australian men's team try and survive a tour of South Africa challenge
>Last 14 overs: 1 runs, 1 wkts
Pakis need 326 to win
ooh a bit of bra action through the side there. if she hadn't worn one that would have been a nipslip
>>158428057kekkkGoTTEMhttps://x.com/binarybodhi/status/2116494963328585795
>Simon Harmerovers 15maiden 12runs 5wickets 4
cumlapse imminent
>>158428084just 49 more overs
Apologise to me and my boyfriend please
>made it to the thirsti drinks break, official partners of cricket south africamoral win
surely pat cummins, the great captain that he is, will lead the australians to victory
I have this series on strings from my Northern bedsitCalling all the shots
Turning down runs is ICK, until you get to ~5 overs left to draw at which point it becomes KINO.
>Cummins 1(193) >draw
can't we have a new thread now, i am too tired to make it meself
15 overs for 5 runs Jesus Christ
>>158428103would be kino
Day 5 >cricket quality: low>women at the cricket quality: low
>Geoff Allott of New Zealand holds the record for the lowest amount of runs (0 runs) off the most balls (77 balls) in a Test cricket innings.>He achieved this slow batting record during the first Test match against South Africa in Auckland in 1999, resulting in a strike rate of 0.00.cum-mogged
>more byes in one ball than runs in the last 20 overs
>>158428115imagine how sweaty those toes are haha
Good eye for cricket talent me
Hurry up and get out you cunts
>>158428115why are they partying
just another 3 hours of batting boys no problem
Harmer's a chucker
FUCCCCKKKKK dive for it end this farce
the BRAVEST performance from an australian captain since the bodyline
>Australia has never been bowled out in consecutive Tests for less than 100 in 90 yearstrue or false?>>158428146get them out
>>158428154>>158428154>>158428154>>158428154
Need Simon Harmer to either take 5 wickets, or his overs to be double his runs conceded count Otherwise I have lost the story
>batsmxn can't handle spin in africafinna get JUSTed in india next year hey
Who gets motm?
stop showing the couple i'm gonna jump out my window