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    victory looms
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    I miss Isa in the commbox tbqh
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    *turns off the halloween theme*
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    LMFAO
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    the ol' bedshit
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    a fucking run out with the rest of the day left and an enormous total to chase
    fucking EGREGIOUS
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    Yeah just drop Scott Boland
    Pat Cummins is not known for his IQ and should be dropped on the spot
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    i'm hiding from the trick or treaters
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    >A FUCKING RUN OUT
    Green absolutlely scorched him here
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    lmao you big dumb bitch
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    forty for four
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    at least i can get to sleep before midnight
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    why is my update button fucking yellow
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    >run out in a 4th innings chase
    sack everyone
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    >run out
    KEK
    E
    K

    Absolutely engshitter tier cricket lmaoo
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    >>158426978
    richie benaud if he got multiplied by two
    lol
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    YFO
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    My boyfriend just got the blonde haired NSW fraud out
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    >>158426974
    thankfully the gunfire and police sirens scare them away where I am
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    I'm starting to worry a tad
    >>
    Im worried about Marnus
    Whats he going to do now?
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    Simply not American so i don't go to halloween parties or whatever and i make sure to tell trick treaters to "bug off, we arent yanks so go home"
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    >>158426997
    rope
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    >>158426997
    major league cricket and the afghan premier league
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    you clip that run out webmLORD?
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    does anyone have that video of 2 south african cricket fan girl flashing their tits from old era?
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    >>158426997
    Learn how to bat again.
    There's still a bit of time.

    Didn't Mark Waugh have issues once like this?
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    >>158427012
    ye computer being slow 1 sec mate
    >>
    >>158426997
    defect and join the South African Olympic Cricket team
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    >>158427020
    cheers brudda xoxo
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    >umm.. yh we’ll have a bowl moite tabla x
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    >>158426997
    move to byron bay and start a natsoc movement disguised as a wellness clinic
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    >>158427020
    >barely backing up
    That's not Green's fault. Inglis ffs. Backing up like an Englishman.
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    reminder that India was able to pull off a series draw against this generational South African team in 2024 in South africa's home conditions
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    Heads will roll
    Heads will roll
    Heads will roll
    On the floor
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    >>158427039
    no one cares about your dumb fucking rules sport fuck off champ
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    >>158427032
    you better not be saving these cunt
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    *immediately switches to yotsuba b*
    halloween is so fucking reddit
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    my fingers always smell like poo. it’s probably because i keep sticking them up my bum
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    KWAB
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    Any swing?
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    >>158427046
    kek
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    ehh pretty close game besides we're more of a swimming country
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    ausbros.......
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    Guess i was wrong, ausgaylia are not going to win this
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    B O Y F R I E N D
    O
    Y
    F
    R
    I
    E
    N
    D
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    >>158427047
    You don't like thing? That's pretty badass.
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    >>158427041
    >Green's call, Inglis said no
    >wasn't backing up
    That's under 10s shit.


    >I got a diamond duck like this once
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    >need to bat all day to save the test
    >nah, better get run out, or caught reverse sweeping
    retard shit
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    these cunts got a plane to catch or what?
    KWAB
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    dogshit end to a good series desu
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    >>158426981
    >out to a quota pick piechucker by reverse sweeping
    Lmao wtf are convicts doing
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    LETS GO COOPS
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    brave double cenny from Connolly but still gets out and we're short 40 runs with Lyon coming out.. if only Boland was there
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    WEN I SAY AUS
    YOU
    SAY??
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    >>158427044
    More of a wafl man 2bqh. I agree with the vfl hate.
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    >marn gone
    >smoth gone
    konstas bros we are so fucking back
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    why aren't keshav and muthuswami playing?
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    KEKKKKKKKKKK
    >>
    GONE FOR A DUCK
    QUACK QUACK
    >>
    my boyfriend
    >>
    go home pozzies, stop wasting everyones time
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    How the fuck did we win the 1st test? We are garbage
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    zachy called it
    his bf is mogging these convicts
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    Threadly reminder subhuman engshitters were HEEM'D 4-1 by these convict shitters
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    WEN
    I
    SAY
    AUS
    YOU SAY???
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    This is it. This is the matchwinning partnership.
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    Do I lose the story if Simon Harmer doesn't take 5 wickets?
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    Might start hitting the nets up near one of the selectors homes
    Wish me luck on the call up
    And dont worry, im over 30 so the perfect age for them
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    And you blokes will still protect the captain climate poof, yous blokes love cuckins.
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    >>158427046
    reckon I will x
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    is 42/6 a good score when chasing 280 on the final day of a test match?
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    lmao convicts should stick to hyrox shitting, zero significant wins since that 2023 wc. Marsh disrespecting the wc trophy forever cursed them
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    lmao Cummins got dropped down by the order by whoever the captain is
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    get your eye in for 1 ball then bring out the old reverse sweep
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    i look forward to media blood bath tmrw. or maybe even within the next hour the way things are going.

    cmon Harmer...get us all out!
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    >all our hopes are now relying on Starc
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    Australia needs to drop Cummins as the Captain and promote Labuschagne in his place.
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    >>158427070
    >if only Boland was there
    I smell a selector coup and potentially a new captain. This series was revolting.

    Dropping Boland was up there with 2005 Edgebaston and dropping McGrath.
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    ffs what am I gonna watch tonight? this will be over in 20 minutes
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    #JusticeForKeshav
    #JusticeForHISLand
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    Cowardly Cummins protecting himself
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    All set up for the career defining 187* (225) from cam green
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    >>158427069
    *goes*
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    what are australia actually good at?
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    just the pitch being spicy on the last day after the black curators fucked with it overnight
    in my reality which relative to yours from my perspective is the only reality that is canon so therefore this series is a draw later guys going to a party and theres 2 sheilas i know who want to fuck who will be there as well jave a great night
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    Does anyone know who our coach is?
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    Link wicket number 4,5 and 6
    I missed them because of some work
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    >>158427110
    Losing to South Africa. Apparently.
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    >>158427106
    crisp full inning highlights
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    >>158427113
    Ronald McDonald
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    grim times await the convicts in cricket going forward

    Indian test cricket is making a resurgence, playing 3 practice games was a very good decision in prep for nz series as our batsmen are already getting better. I wont be surprised if we win the series in NZ and hyrox wash the convict team in the bgt to make a late surge for the wtc final spot
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    >>158427110
    We're good at having a crack
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    you just know Green is going to be really happy with himself because he got more runs than anyone else
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    >>158427110
    Aussie's may not be playing well at the moment, but at least we aren't stupid.
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    >>158427110
    inventions
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    >>158427104
    My boyfriend is a better bowler sorry
    They saw something in the nets
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    Batting on Day 5 certainly sucks. Would've been helpful to win the toss and have a bat hey?
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    >lot of cricket left in the day
    Fuck up Smithy, no there isn't
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    One word.

    Hurbis.
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    fucking kek
    captain cuckmins and his merry band of washed up mutts can fuck off
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    >>158427126
    keKkkk
    GOTTEM
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    Fucking hell I missed the Connolly wicket.
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    Why didn't the coward come out to bat?
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    Say my name
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    >>158427131
    Or have a bowler in form that could actually bowl.

    >>158427136
    >m-mah hubris
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    >>158427075
    Saffers have a wh*te quota
    >>158427099
    Oh nonono
    >>158427106
    >neanderthals went extinct
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    Don't know what Connolly has done to warrant being in all the commentators' teams for the New Zealand series. Never made a first class century and his bowling is obviously not rated given he bowled all of 4 overs yesterday
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    >>158427136
    x
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    >tie series with bangladesh
    >lose series to saffers
    >lose series to peewees
    >lose series to india
    >lose series to poms
    FUCKING KEK
    these pretenders are getting exposed bigly
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    CHECK THEIR POCKETS
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    >>158427149
    >got heaps of good players coming through
    Whom?
    >>
    >just looked at the score after waking up
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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    australia's wikipedia inventions page be like
    >hippy wobbly hoopy stickko that you can put your beer in cobba
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    >>158427136
    Don't think that's a word m8
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    >>158427149
    >got heaps of good players coming through
    based coma victim from the late 90s who has just woken up
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    >>158427151
    He needs more red ball. Clearly.
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    WE MUST START BAZBALLING ITS OUR ONLY CHOICE
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    this is a capitualtion
    >>
    >>158427136
    TRVKE
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    Reckon I could make the starting line up instead of Poonus Poobooshaine
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    Not taking the run is a bit criminal.
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    How many wickets would based Harmer have if he had played 150 tests?
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    >>158427120
    >hyrox wash
    Kek
    >>
    DROPPED THE SERIES
    >>
    yeah nice gazza
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    >>158427136
    many are saying exactly this
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    >>158427103
    Haha I'm thinking the same thing
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    >>158427136
    One word.

    Delfin.
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    probably have to give this session to south africa but still plenty to play out
    how good is test cricket
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    >the last wall of defense is some Green guy
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    hyrox is the new bouldering
    the crossfit of gen alpha (bouldering was the crossfit of gen z)
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    >sports coverage in 2026
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    >>158427103
    Platoon (1986)
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    >lose to saffas away 2-1
    OHNO ITS THE END ITS OVER
    drama queen homos, still top ranked test side in wtc and icc test rankings

    India is ranked 4th (lol) in both
    Englel is ranked 5th in icc and 6th in wtc

    Australia is ranked number 1 in both.
    You are both minnows so quit your barking shit cunts, youre just looking for any excuse to have a dig because we own the ashes and border gavaskar trophy. Get fucked cunts
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    why didn't australia just score more runs and lose fewer wickets?
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    >>158427193
    who's that green guy
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    >>158427197
    >even the australian man in the box is laughing
    traitor don't let him back in the country
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    >>158427194
    dire take
    these deano branded exercise fads aren't replaceable with something as primal as climbing
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    >>158427199
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    good thing we blooded some youngsters at least
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    >>158427199
    Sook
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    >>158427197
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    >>158427197
    no ones been clean bowled
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    >>158427197
    kek
    >>
    Why aren't they running.
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    >>158427199
    >still top ranked test side in wtc and icc test rankings
    literally will not be after this embarrassment of a performance
    saffers going to the top
    it's never been more over for these frauds
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    >>158427149
    I think you meant to post this in the rugby league thread.
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    >>158427171
    Honestly would've accepted convicts stealing this series so long as that insufferably annoying convict saffa cunt was impaled by a stump so i never have to hear him on the stump mic again
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    I love watching ausgaylia lose
    >>
    a lot of mean poosts recently lets be nice instead xoxo
    >>
    >>158427194
    I preferred Zumba or Tae Bo
    >>
    Steven Smith will never play for Australia again
    Marnus Labuschange will never play for Australia again
    Nic Maddinson will never play for Australia again
    Beau Webster will never play for Australia again
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    >>158427218
    last time we tried that it didn't go so good
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    hows the paki paddle going brownoids
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    can't believe ol toothpick arms made a somewhat cricketing prediction for once. must be opposite day
    >>
    So glad we have new zealand play us next
    A good minnow flogging to let the aussies statpad will be nice to watch
    >>
    still need three wickets from my boyfriend if I am to win the story
    >>
    >>158427234
    why won't smith play again?
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    >>158427236
    didnt have control of the ball
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    somewhat competent cricketing prediction*
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    Go easy on the lads, they're probably still getting over the "No" vote.
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    >>158427245
    full time BBL player
    >>
    >>158427234
    >drop these four retards
    >get bancroft, konstas, agar and cartwright in from shield
    >or anyone really
    >???
    >profit
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    Surprised we didn't shit our pants. Best result of the year so far
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    >>158427199
    >>
    It has never been more over for Australian cricket. Prepare for 4-5 years of humiliation
    Gorgeous George has done a superb a job as a selector as he did with his test career
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    >>158427197
    wtf lol
    >>
    >>158427199
    HOES MAD READING THIS POST
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    >>158427252
    meant major league cricket
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    >>158427251
    fucking FAGGOTS
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    >6 overs, 5 runs
    Yeah I think you owe me an apology, couchy
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    >>158427255
    TRINILAL tisbeenaminute innit!!
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    >>158427253
    >Agar
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    >>158427199
    Cope and seethe
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    Speaking of Martyn, didn't he win a match from this position?
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    More of a BBL nation
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    >>158427255
    trinibro do you like calypso? I can't get enough of it
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    We need someone with a killer instinct.
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    >>158427240
    >Cricketing
    Those bingo wings need two fedoras mate
    >>
    my heaties could beat both these peems
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    As long as these players live with the shame of this performance for the rest of their lives, I am okay with it
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    can we PLEASE organise an ashes series tomorrow
    fucking hell we would heem these frauds
    who the fuck is cooper connolly lmao. play it in australia for all I care
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    WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD?

    33 countries are advising citizens to stock up on food, water and emergency supplies.
    >>
    what is actually the game logic of sending starc out before cummins? was he just having a sook?
    >>
    >>158427309
    didnt you just get heemed by pookistan and poo lanka
    >>
    IF YOU TURN BACK NOW I MIGHT CARRY YOU HOME
    I MIGHT LOVE YOU AGAIN IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
    >>
    >>158427310
    nothingburger
    they just want you to consoom in advance
    >>
    ODIs aren't cricket you neek
    >>
    >>158427309
    yeah bring ben duckett again lol
    >>
    >>158427310
    lots of criggy coming up and people won't go to work to watch it :D but frfr everyone is penny pinching and the media is trying to bail the stores out because they're losing money
    >>
    brave 0 (20)
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    >>158427310
    the storm is coming
    patriots are in control
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    OI STARC GET SOME RUNS LOL
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    why do people stock up on water? just use the tap lol
    >>
    lads

    lads

    wanna hear a joke?....
    >australia
    >>
    >>158427311
    left hander apparently
    from the same elite cricketing brain that brought you win the toss on a batting pitch and field
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    >>158427255
    >play a Hindu /strongmind/ Tagenarine
    >complete a /strongmind/ win
    It's that simple
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    >>158427336
    bit mean, no?
    >>
    >>158427335
    they can turn off tap water, retard-kun
    that's why we pump out groundwater and store it in tanks
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda8NBHpEaM&list=RDDda8NBHpEaM
    >>
    yeah I'm thinking the Alan Parsons project might just be the best boomer rock band
    >>
    >>158427310
    midterm election fear mongering or they finna roll out the super scary AI powered zero day exploit to reset the finance system
    i hope something happens but it never does
    >>
    >>158427346
    you don't get to speak about tap water related matters mate
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    >>158427311
    Starc is better
    >>
    >>158427351
    Big Star are better
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    >>158427359
    it's time to get back to good ol pen and paper
    >>
    >>158427310
    A lot of people are fed up with their goverments so how convenient that a threat like they are saying might happen
    Look, if it was going to happen, it would have already. The threat isn't real or of it is it is blow way out of proportion to distract the populace
    >>
    I MIGHT LOVE YOU AGAIN IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
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    >>158427317
    Yeh they did and pakis showed how elite they are by getting bowled out for 110 the next game (and are getting heem'd by Lankans again) kek engshitters are dogshit
    >>
    >>158427363
    reminds me I gotta renew my pen license
    >>
    When did Starc's IQ get so big?
    >>
    >>158427020
    Would've made it with a dive desu.
    >>
    >>158427310
    >>158427364
    white people are going to take back their cunts
    >>
    >you now recall that time that Johnson nearly saved a match at cape town
    >>
    GONE GOTTEM
    >>
    >>158427374
    testies are too soft to dive bbl players on the other hand
    >>
    >>158427377
    Its always our elite bowlers saving our asses time and time again with the bat
    >>
    >>158427340
    He anchored us in that first innings. Teams should use 3 opening batsmen more often
    >>
    IF YOU'VE GOT GOOD NEWS I MIGHT HANG UP THE PHONE
    >>
    NOT OUT

    N O T
    O U T
    >>
    >>158427394
    Yh it was
    >>
    ohnono
    >>
    simon harmer and zachy bowen are in a relationship
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    0(25) youch thats an yucky ducky
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    >>158427384
    he seethed so hard all series
    >>
    L
    M
    A
    O
    >>
    Need a tailender like Boland who can stick around for 150 balls.
    >>
    Well made 0 (25)
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    >yeah m8 we'll have a review
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    >>158427377
    Martyn did have one, but 1st innings, I was close.

    Johannesburg.
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    >Harmer's economy is 0.62
    what did POZZEDbeyondbeliefstralia mean by this?
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    How the fuck was this pitch dead yesterday and now alive
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    >>158427199
    TRVKE
    >>
    >Banglashitters lose
    >Ausgaylia lose
    >Pakinbreds lose
    what a good day Halloween is
    >>
    fuck feeling really tired
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    THE BEACHES WILL BOIL, AND THE BASKETS WILL BURN
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    >>158427415
    Dunno but I’m guess supersports cameras weren’t capturing the pitch overnight
    >>
    >take their sandpaper cheating tactics away
    >they literally become shit overnight
    really really makes you think doesn't it
    >>
    60 runs in the first session is not ideal. Need to up the rate in the next session to get at least 110 if we're going to have a chance here
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    >>158427415
    Because whenever the umpire turns behind him they're always running through the middle of the pitch.
    Wasn't Starc getting complaints for this btw?

    >cheat cheat cheat!
    >>
    >>158427102
    >up there with 2005 Edgebaston and dropping McGrath
    McGrath sprained his ankle pregame by stepping on a ball you zoomer.
    >>
    Simon harmers over count is less than the runs he has gone for
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    Haven’t checked the score yet but i am so pumped for a comfy grandstand 3am finish. Everything on the line, all 4 results in play, how good is test cricket?
    >>
    >>158427390
    Having Taggy C at #3 might work out best for Windies but he needs to up his SR from 20s to around 35-40 because it's too low in modern times
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    is a 25 ball duck a big brained innings?
    >>
    Reckon Australia might be in with a chance if they can grab another 228 runs before they lose another 3 wickets.
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    >7 wickets in 1 session
    Members of this team need to be exiled. Confiscate their passports
    >>
    crying into my pack of pods
    >>
    DISGRACEFUL
    >>
    >>158427363
    It unironcially might be if everything is going to basically be extremely vulnerable to hacking. There was a story in France a couple of weeks ago where a supermarket chain were hacked and the hackers turned off the fridges and freezers, meaning tons of food was ruined. Imagine if that happened in Australia with your only one of two supermarket chains.
    >>
    >get back from work hoping to enjoy a nice drink and watch a fun day of test cricket
    >Australia lose before I can even open a stream
    What am I supposed to do now?
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    >60/7
    60/7
    >60/7
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    8 overs 5 maidens 5 runs
    Unplayable
    >>
    You can't call them deplorables Warner or they'll get angry and be even more deplorable.
    >>
    Nah fuck this, the pitch was dead yesterday
    >>
    >>158427437
    Infinite IQ
    Dangerous to the continued existence of the universe
    >>
    this is so sad because cricket is all australia have :(
    >>
    these aussie commentators are a whiny bunch aren't they
    >>
    >everyone in my suburb having parties tonight with loud music and being loud revving cars and stuff
    >all the wildlife that sleeps at night doesnt get a rest and is nervous and on guard
    feelsbadman
    >>
    >>158427415
    Basically no seam movement still, either spin or crap batting
    >>
    >>158427310
    They all think Russia is gonna invade Latvia or some other povo country and then the Chinese will take back their rebel province and then the muzzies will go after the jews again.
    >>
    >>158427455
    well december's coming up so at least they'll get some sno- ohnononono pozzie sisters
    >>
    south africa being at the top of cricket is much better , the are multicultural, soulful and not cocky like Australia.
    >>
    DEPLORABLE
    >>
    >>158427432
    Wow that's even more pathetic.
    >>
    >>158427455
    It’s only our 5th biggest sport. AFL, both rugbys and soccer are more popular
    >>
    >>
    Postman Woke's cricket legacy
    >heem'd in every test series in India that is Bharat
    >never won a test series in engshitteristan
    >choked a 2-0 test series lead in engshitteristan
    >lost 2 test series at home to India that is Bharat (first ever home series defeats)
    >lost a WTC final to eternally choking Saffers (Hindu /strongmind/ Keshav cancelled their choke DNA)
    >first ever home test defeat to kangludesh
    >couldn't win home series against kanglus and Windies
    >never won a test series in Seth Efrika
    >convicts (HISland and Starc) HEEM'D engshitters 4-1 while he was injured
    >>
    >Green's innings will be described as 'heroic' in the news report summing up the loss
    >>
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    >>158427479
    AFL is booming and growing leaps and bounds
    >>
    Just tuning in. What happened? The pitch turned spicy overnight?
    >>
    >>158427459
    I would go out but I didn't plan on dressing up like a cooked lobster.
    >>
    Business idea: Whoever wins the Shield, they just send that team to England next summer
    >>
    UNAUSTRALIAN
    >>
    Nrl and AFL are a disgrace for Australia
    >>
    >>158427487
    they're assimilating
    >>
    Travis Head - 3/10
    Matt Renshaw - 4/10
    Marnus Labuschagne - 0/10
    Cameron Green - 4/10
    Josh Inglis - 6/10
    Alex Carey - 5/10
    Cooper Connolly - 2/10
    Mitchell Starc - 5/10
    Pat Cummins - 1/10
    Josh Hazlewood - 2/10
    Nathan Lyon - 3/10
    >>
    >>158427496
    soccer is
    >>
    >>158427498
    Scott Boland 100/10
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    >>158427481
    >60
    >6/7
    >>
    Pat Cummins and Marnus Labuschange are a disgrace for Australia
    >>
    I think they're throwing their wickets away to force Cummins out
    >>
    >>158427481
    Who the fuck are COK
    >>
    >>158427498
    Bit harsh on Inglis after a ton and getting absolutely cooked by Green
    >>
    >>158427504
    this.
    drop marnus and cummins
    smith and boland in
    >>
    >>158427455
    it's not sad at all
    I am jubilant
    >>
    Today they’ve played genuinely as if someone has slept with a teammates wife
    >>
    >>158427310
    Iran this time next week will be spicy.
    >>
    >>158427511
    Drop Connolly
    Move Head back down the order
    TBC who opens but just try anyone tbqh. Maybe give Konstas a shot against the peewees
    >>
    >>158427517
    >Nathan Lyon has announced his retirement from international cricket
    >>
    >this will be the last test match for at least 5 years because of the imminent war
    Grim
    >>
    Still need Simon Harmer to take 2 of the last 3 if I am to win the story
    >>
    >>158427525
    what war
    >>
    >>158427506
    Country O' Korea
    >>
    does david warner have CTE?
    >>
    >>158427534
    No but Steven May
    >>
    >>158427484
    Nothing is getting praised as heroic when it'll be all out for 80 twenty minutes after lunch.
    >>
    >>158427499
    At the very least soccer doesn't leave us playing in our own shitty leagues with zero international presence
    >>
    >>158427534
    Not sure he has a brain to be affected by it tbqh
    >>
    >>158427529
    Great War 2: 2 Great 2 War.
    >>
    What are we better than South Africa at?
    >>
    >>158427545
    Being white
    >>
    >>158427545
    Rugby League
    >>
    >>158427484
    After Sri Lanka heem'd engshitters chasing down 430 (FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY) the propaganda artists at t'beeb had harry crook's selfish below par SR knock all over the front page
    >>
    >>158427537
    >Despite a heroic effort by Cam Green who ran out of partners, Australia collapsed to be all out for 83.
    >>
    >>158427545
    AFL, rugby league
    Lots of stuff really
    >>
    >>158427538
    That's another bad thing about it
    >>
    >>158427545
    Anime and gaming
    >>
    >>158427546
    Have you seen Melbourne or Sydney in the last 5 years?
    >>
    Who takes over as captain?
    >>
    >>158427545
    breaker morant killed their entire army by himself
    >>
    >>158427545
    Rugby League maybe, because they don't play that not known for their IQ sport
    >>
    >>158427562
    Marnus I reckon
    >>
    >>158427562
    Inglis
    >>
    >>158427562
    Starc
    >>
    bowlers should NEVER be captain
    >>
    >>158427562
    coops
    >>
    alright what should i fap to
    don't bother replying horsecock guy
    >>
    steve war.... now there was a captain
    >>
    >>158427562
    George Bailey can captain from the changeroom
    >>
    Is Cummin even Irish? Is there any proof of that? It's also a Norman surname.
    >>
    mark howard sure loves the sound of his own voice
    >>
    >head coach of engshitter's richest county leaving to be a drinks carrier chutney boy in the IPL
    Howling
    >>
    >>158427597
    who said he was irish?
    >>
    >>158427585
    It's gonna be a long time until we make that dreadful mistake again
    >>
    >>158427585
    warney should’ve been captain
    >>
    Australia has had a gutful of this team
    Everybody I know is glad they're losing in such ignominy (obviously you still want a win, but if these cucks are going to lose they had better fucking wear it the filth)
    >>
    >>158427607
    People said he was
    Thinking he might just be a woke Tarq
    >>
    >>158427611
    Never heard someone say that
    >>
    heads must roll
    >>
    West Indies win by 8 wickets
    >>
    Nobody over 31 should play for Australia again except for Smith and Cummins
    >>
    do you reckon the whole team bet their match fees on south africa to win when it was at like $7 so they're just throwing
    >>
    The real sign of the end was losing 4-1 in the Ashes
    No real team would have dropped a test to that English dross
    >>
    >>158427620
    head is 32
    >>
    >>158427546
    At least saffers have some sense of white/boer identity and solidarity unlike the general anglo-celtic populace of australia
    >>
    >>158427621
    they just got a bad start
    >>
    >>158427617
    good performance
    John Campbell is coming of age, and Roston Chase is unironically a good captain
    >>
    >>158427620
    Meant Smith and Starc*
    Cummins should NEVER wear the baggy green again
    >>
    IF South Africa had kept up apartheid
    THEN there would have been a massive white flight to there in the last decade
    >>
    >>158427620
    what is it with Australians getting wet over smith and cummins? they are easily well past it, starc and head are much better
    >>
    >>158427625
    head must roll
    >>
    >>158427593
    >>
    >>158427534
    Cucked Toilet Expeditions?
    yes
    >>
    Alex Carey's shot might be the worst shot I have ever seen in this situation with a test match.
    Perhaps it's time for him too. He's too inconsistent.
    >>
    >>158427645
    heh
    >>
    Wtf lads
    I was kinda joking when I said Australia wouldn't make 140
    But not even 100?
    I didn't realise Simon Harmer was THAT good
    >>
    Cummins must be pretty stupid if he didn’t realise the ball he was bowling with was being tampered with, when the South Africans were aware enough to ask the camera guys to zero in on the ball. Do you really want someone with that lack of awareness as captain?
    >>
    >>158427620
    In fact all people over 20 should be sterilised.
    >>
    >>158427649
    I don't even know who our back up wicky is
    >>
    zachy what you doing today m8
    >>
    >>158427660
    Josh Inglis
    >>
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    alright which one of you is this?
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    >>158427657
    >>
    >collingwood and harmison hated each other
    Fucking lel engshitters dressing rooms are total cancer (by virtue of being filled with toxic engshitters)
    >>
    >>158427634
    Notice how it disappeared and suddenly the gates opened in all white states?
    good riddance, fuck white people.
    Put em into camps and gas em.
    >>
    >>158427669
    Everyone hates collingwood
    >>
    >>158427627
    Boer identity yes, anglo saffers no. So 50 50
    >>
    >>158427660
    Bancroft?
    Nah there's a couple on the east coast that were looking good.
    >>
    >>
    >>158427641
    I want to see her arsehole
    >>
    >>158427662
    Idk
    I should go bouldering desu
    You
    >>
    >>158427669
    >>158427674
    Imagine if Nick Daicos played cricket.
    >>
    I'm seething
    >>
    >>158427677
    He's also 37 and only medium pace.
    >>
    >>158427678
    I would settle for just her naked from head to toe with her supple breasts uncovered
    >>
    >>158427685
    he also takes wickets and scores runs, unlike certain people
    >>
    THIS FUCKING LUNCH BREAK IS LASTING LONGER THAN THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET TEAM AND ITS PISSING ME HTE FUCK OFF
    >>
    >>158427677
    The stolen generation
    >>
    Ah yes let's drop the best bowler since Mohammad Asif
    Lets keep the lob it out the outside of stump man and hope for the best man, swamp dweller in instead
    What could possibly go wrong
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    >>158427684
    >I'm... I'm gonna seethe
    >I'm SEEEEETHING
    >and RECEEEEEDING
    >>
    >>158427641
    >Paperclip + cherries
    Does this mean she wants to pop cherries?
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    >>158427696
    >Boland: The Stolen Generation
    New autobiography dropped.
    >>
    Was it worth trading cricket and rugby for mickey mouse, hovel dwelling games like rugby league and AFL?

    Australia of 2000s is truly dead
    >>
    How do we fix our shit team? These type of losses occurring more and more is getting embarrassing.
    >>
    >>158427711
    Mate, Cricket was selling globalism before you were born.
    >muh boycott
    >>
    >>158427712
    Embrace bazball and use our superior BBL batsmen.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCKUk3SxBI
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    why is gazza so happpy?
    >>
    >Kamindu Mendis lbw b Shaheen Afridi 131(128) [4s-12 6s-2]
    tad too late porkis
    >>
    >lyon and hazlewood making fun of the shitcunt batters
    kek
    >>
    >>
    >>158427730
    good friends :D
    >>
    >>158427730
    sums it up really
    >>
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    we'll have a pooview thanks
    >>
    Pat Cummins isn't Irish
    Bard is Irish
    >>
    >if by some miracle Australia make it to the new ball, SA will get 3 new reviews for the last 10 overs AND the new ball.
    Rigged.
    >>
    >>158427730
    tfw i'll never have a loyal marnie at my side
    >>
    >Burnt review
    The comeback starts now.
    >>
    Business idea: Green learns how to bat here and now and wins us the match.
    >>
    If Simon Harmers overs end up being twice the runs he has conceded, I still win the story, even if he doesn't take 5 wickets
    >>
    >no shot played
    >bat clearly comes down at the same time
    A shit shot is still a shot.
    >>
    >>158427741
    Do reviews really refresh with the new ball?
    t. big series casual
    >>
    Australia can do this
    >>
    >>158427751
    Yes.
    >>
    >>158427730
    >no smith
    >middle order prolapses
    >>
    Can't wait for Simon Harmer to rip one square through that blonde fraud's gate
    >>
    >>158427758
    Girls are blonde. Guys are blond.
    >>
    just hit em for six already
    >>
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    >>158427781
    quite the contraption
    >>
    halloween and i'm watching the aus cricket peem get btfo
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    lol
    >>
    >>158427781
    do women players use these for their tits?
    >>
    >>158427790
    horror show innit
    >>
    either go for it or lose fuck off with this stalling shit
    >>
    If I was Australian, I would be flooding Crick Australia's inbox with complaints etc.
    >>
    Didn't get invited to any halloween parties, /cric/?
    >>
    howie having a bleat
    kwab
    >>
    >>158427808
    Not American mate.
    >>
    Howie is one of the worst cunts alive
    Hope he gets stabbed by a Swahili or something
    >>
    just woke up and had my morning australian cricketing team
    >>
    >>158427825
    you fuck the entire mens team? impressive
    >>
    can we score 300 lankan lions?
    >>
    why are they bullying cumdog
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    >>158427825
    you held the ashes for the last [I lost count of how many years it's been] this morning?
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    >>158427711
    yeah
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    >head is literally sleeping
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    Very cowardly batting
    A fitting end to Cuckmins' captaincy and test careerr
    >>
    Fuck sake cuckins get out already
    >>
    >>158427841
    he deserves it desu he's been shit
    >>
    I don't think they're trying to reach the target
    >>
    GET RUNS YOU CUNT
    >>
    >>158427816
    yep
    not sure why he's sucking marnus dry
    especially after mark waugh called him a fucking retard
    >>
    >>158427879
    *breaks your jaw*
    >>
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    slipskino
    >>
    What if there's a total reset and 2027 is like the 1989 Ashes and Australia uncover a series of young gems and dominate for the next 15 years
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    >>158427888
    >>
    South Africa’s population is 2.4x larger than Australia so theoretically if Australia make 120 they would have beaten them on a per capita basis
    >>
    >>158427893
    not running when the run is there should be penalised
    >>
    >>158427899
    >South Africa’s population is 2.4x larger than Australia
    genuinely did not believe this and had to look it up to confirm
    what a hole of a country South Africa is
    >>
    >>158427900
    it is, by giving no runs
    >>
    stupid lankans are poolapsing
    >>
    Fuck this is boring
    Bed looms
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    Stadiums looks a bit grim lads
    >>
    >tailender shielding the number 4 from the spinner
    >>
    are australia going to win the test match?
    >>
    >>158427920
    he better get dropped for this display
    >>
    >>158427713
    >Muh globalism
    Grow up
    >>
    I'm glad the other countrys left so they can't make fun of us
    >>
    going to HJs anyone want anything
    >>
    >>158427940
    yeah, a HJ
    >>
    >>158427940
    could go a mcchicken (or equivalent) thanks
    >>
    >>158427940
    A competent batting line-up?
    >>
    Harmer has enormous hands and I’m not looking to cast aspersions, but has the icc checked the size of his cock?
    >>
    >>158427940
    aussie burger with an extra egg pls m8
    >>
    >>158427455
    See you in the pool m8
    >>
    Is scoring no runs for 10 overs a winning strategy?
    >>
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    >>158427940
    1 run in the next 2 hours would be swell thanks
    >>
    >>158427940
    Large Onion Rings
    >>
    >>158427940
    double big jack pls boss
    >>
    >>158427940
    There's nothing else to get other than a Bacon Deluxe. Everything else is shite.
    >>
    >>158427964
    stick to pee plenty m8
    >>
    >>158427940
    wtf is HJs
    >>
    Intellectual innings from green
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    cumdog matching maddinson's brave 0 (33)
    >>
    Come on cumdog
    >>
    >>158427975
    Hungy Jungies a solid fav of the druggie known as TipGOD
    >>
    when was the last over they scored a run?
    >>
    Cummins to open the batting with Boland against NZ?
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    >>158427085
    SISSIES
    I
    S
    S
    I
    E
    S
    >>
    Cummins is elite, he's trying to frustrate the SA team into retiring
    >>
    >>158427975
    Burger King. They had to change their name to Hungry Jacks in Australia due to a legal ruling or something
    >>
    KWAB
    >>
    rabada 6 fer loading…soon
    >>
    >finally cam green lost his concentration
    >>
    KWAB
    >>
    fuckin kwab
    >>
    don't blame Green for giving up fuck cumshit
    >>
    >11 successive overs so far without a run
    >>
    >>158427964
    in a t20? no
    in a test match? no
    >>
    I haven't seen a flog go wandering that far off his crease since John Bairstow
    >>
    Is running down the wicket on the first ball of the over when you need to bat another 52 overs a good idea or nah?
    >>
    Fuck this whole team (except Cummins)
    >>
    Lyon & Hazlewood need to both get run-out to avoid Hamer getting a 5fer and a 10fer.
    >>
    YES GARY
    WALKING OUT LIKE YOU WALKED OUT ON YOUR FAT MISSUS
    >>
    >>
    >I will just run out of my fucking crease
    Why is he so retarded?
    >>
    thats good stuff
    >>
    >>158428023
    I hope he never gets selected again
    >>
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    >>158428022
    kekKkkkk
    >>
    >0 (36)
    brave
    >>
    T20 should be played on Test pitches
    >>
    >>158428026
    >you're the no.4 batsmen for Australia
    >you're a run getter its your job its what you've trained for your entire life
    >your captain cums out and tells you you're not going to get runs for the rest of the day
    >watch 1s go begging for an hour
    >fuck this I'd rather play shield cricket
    >skip half way up the pitch
    >>
    >>158428039
    T20 shouldn't be played at all
    >>
    is Lyon really that bad? he ran through the English batting lineup in last ashes
    >>
    >>158428039
    with Test field placements*
    >>
    >>158428023
    >Don't score a run for 2 hours, batting for the draw
    >Charge him
    ???
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    >>158428033
    heroic even
    >>
    https://x.com/faf1307/status/2116478850636861762
    >>
    >Mark Nicholas sounding positively gleeful
    Fuck this cunt, I hope he gets ambushed by some bleks on the way back to the hotel
    >>
    HOLY FUCK A RUN WOOOOOOOO
    >playing a game of cricket not blockit
    KEK ROASTED
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    Please be nice, that country doesn't have much to look forward to
    >>
    >>158428057
    >Australian men's team try and survive a tour of South Africa challenge
    >>
    >Last 14 overs: 1 runs, 1 wkts
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    Pakis need 326 to win
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    ooh a bit of bra action through the side there. if she hadn't worn one that would have been a nipslip
    >>
    >>158428057
    kekkkGoTTEM
    https://x.com/binarybodhi/status/2116494963328585795
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    victory looms
    >>
    >Simon Harmer
    overs 15
    maiden 12
    runs 5
    wickets 4
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    cumlapse imminent
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    >>158428084
    just 49 more overs
    >>
    Apologise to me and my boyfriend please
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    >made it to the thirsti drinks break, official partners of cricket south africa
    moral win
    >>
    surely pat cummins, the great captain that he is, will lead the australians to victory
    >>
    I have this series on strings from my Northern bedsit
    Calling all the shots
    >>
    Turning down runs is ICK, until you get to ~5 overs left to draw at which point it becomes KINO.
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    >Cummins 1(193)
    >draw
    >>
    can't we have a new thread now, i am too tired to make it meself
    >>
    15 overs for 5 runs
    Jesus Christ
    >>
    >>158428103
    would be kino
    >>
    Day 5
    >cricket quality: low
    >women at the cricket quality: low
    >>
    >Geoff Allott of New Zealand holds the record for the lowest amount of runs (0 runs) off the most balls (77 balls) in a Test cricket innings.

    >He achieved this slow batting record during the first Test match against South Africa in Auckland in 1999, resulting in a strike rate of 0.00.
    cum-mogged
    >>
    >>
    >more byes in one ball than runs in the last 20 overs
    >>
    >>158428115
    imagine how sweaty those toes are haha
    >>
    Good eye for cricket talent me
    >>
    Hurry up and get out you cunts
    >>
    >>158428115
    why are they partying
    >>
    just another 3 hours of batting boys no problem
    >>
    Harmer's a chucker
    >>
    FUCCCCKKKKK dive for it end this farce
    >>
    the BRAVEST performance from an australian captain since the bodyline
    >>
    >Australia has never been bowled out in consecutive Tests for less than 100 in 90 years
    true or false?
    >>158428146
    get them out
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    >>158428154
    >>158428154
    >>158428154
    >>158428154
    >>
    Need Simon Harmer to either take 5 wickets, or his overs to be double his runs conceded count
    Otherwise I have lost the story
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    >batsmxn can't handle spin in africa
    finna get JUSTed in india next year hey
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    Who gets motm?
    >>
    stop showing the couple i'm gonna jump out my window
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