Patiently waiting edition
big hard juicy cocks
shoo nrlsperg shoo
POWAH
>Sunday night gamesas bad a timeslot for fans going to games as thursday night
not interested in fun posting anymore because it gets reported. might just gay post like this /nrl/ blowie>>158401484
/nrl/ might be the most hetero genny on spee
>>158401549Crisp Sunday night games, finish the weekend watching my Iggs flat tracking the shitters
i am so close to giving up on women and going ahead and sucking cock
JUST RELEASE THE DAMN FIXTURE ALREADY
just release this load from my balls iykwim haha
>>158401799ikwym rofl
Literally cannot maintain an erection or cum unless I am wearing women's underwear. What the hell is wrong with me. Yes I support the Crows but what the hell does that have to do with anything?
wharfie time... whatever happened there
>>158401746do it, what do you have to lose by taking a nice hard cock in your mouth, every man should try it at least once in their life
>>158401549>Sunday night games>Eagles picturedKek the boomer wagies aren't gonna turn up for that shit.
>>158401875I am going to wait until we have our first win of the new season and celebrate with my fellow Pies supporters down at the Peel.
>>158401549>>158401681>>158401881>"people" in perth having jobs
>>158401927Steamworks staff innit
been to perth steamworks plenty of times to relax but never once did i ever bring it up here, how the hell did it get memed here to the point disingenuous straight dudes keep bringing it up to dunk on this fine establishment? most likely cucktorians and shitneysiders too which are the far gayer cities than perth
the account https://old.reddit.com/user/throwaway-8923
>>158401927>Posting on 4chan at 11.30am about other people not having jobs
>>158399658>tradie hater makes a paragraph long post about how he's definitely not seething Lol
>>158402170In all fairness that anon could on a break or a shift worker
tradiesperg is a deeply disturbed individual
Feed the birds Tuppence a bagTuppence, tuppence Tuppence a bag
>>158402170i am from generational wealth. my parents are worth 40m. i live by myself down at coogee. you cannot fathom my life of luxury.
>>158402458my parents are only worth 25m and I live by myself in darlinghurst :(
Farting up a storm. Diarrhoea is approaching.
>>158402540CorrrrAbsolutely would
>>158402586thats me mum you fuckwit
>>158402627Did I stutter champ
>>158402673you want to get yourself killed
>>158402730Nah just laid by your mumIs that a crime
this guy is gonna end up dead
I like to eat chips and gravy
Sucks not having a job.
>>158402540
It's uphttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1636512/2027-fixture-in-full-primetime-kings-revealed-revenge-games-locked-in-sunday-night-shift
>>158402790FUCKINGTHISHIS
find anything good on etsy lately?
i dont give a flying two fucks about fixtures
>>158403222>geelong play gws in rounds 4 and 7dafug is going on at afl house??
Funny how asio watches you but they are the terrorists.
slop
>>158403284
i was voted the sexiest man in geelong three years running
>>158403332>shitneywhy? literally everyone thinks they'll fall off this year, and that's not even counting the possibility of bans for the pullman 5
fuck thursday night matches, fuck the afl, fuck tradies, fuck one nation, fuck racism, fuck meat pies, fuck fishing, fuck flannel shirts, fuck cars, fuck fossil fuels
we know the girls hired the greasy carbone lawyers but who did the swans boys get?
>>158403363people are calling this the soiest post of all time
>>158403346bought one for the misso yet mate mr knight
>>158403363love afternoon games, love the vfl, love working with my brain, love the democratic process, love everyone of all skin colours, love pistachio chocolate, love hiking, love doc martins, love my ev, love charging my car with the free power from the sun
How can one bring about a mental breakdown or midlife crisis? I need to shake things up a bit.
>free power from the sun
>>158403303crisp polsperg
>>158403460i hate all of these things
>>158403380sexy milf lawyers to get them off iykwim haja
Would feel better with a six shooter on my hip these days tbphwy
>>158403517meant for>>158403531
SYBAU
>>158403352based lingy
>>158403553why do you need a gun we're not at war goy
mick must die
>>158402814Does now you have you do what cenno says or they cut you off again, I endurer that shit for years in the 00s and it was a fucking nightmare
>>158403577voted for bibi yet mate
>>158403614incredibly funny comment mickpaedo
Based
Fixture looks fucked - Sydney getting a dream run so they can shit the bed on Grand final day because the AFL wants the NSW audience to be invested and for us all to forget about their horrible party culture
I didn't appreciate hot seat enough when it aired. Yes there was way too much chatter, but at least the questions were actually trivial unlike the Chase's questions, which you can figure out if you have a 100+ IQ.
>>158404002It still airs
>>158404002Some of the chase questions during the actual chase part are just way too obscure, makes it too random.
>>158403947Carlton as well getting looked after, this is the year we find out if Fraser is actually any good or if his team are just weak willed and don't like being made to work hard
>>158404002Shows like The Chase and Tipping Point have deliberately easy questions and have stupid people on them to make normal people at home watching the TV feel smart and good about themselves, it's all market/consumer psychology
>>158401549They're afternoon/evening games for people in Perth and mean everyone on the side of the country that matters gets something to watch on Sunday night. I'm fine with it.
Another issue I have with the chase, contestants hardly ever win and even if they do, it's such a paltry amount. There's no stakes when they're playing for 8k split among 3 people, they don't even offer the mega money spinner anymore.
>>158403947It's been a few years, they're due for another one>>158404116AFL wants carlton to do well but I don't expect them to do better than last year, will finish 8-10th
teams to SHOCK the WORLD in 2027¿?
>>158404208i'm thinkin dosnsns
>>158404158For me, it's when they pass on questions which begin with something like "which australian state..."
>>158404165If the Swans were good enough they would have won one of the 4 chances they've had, same as any other team. Doesn't help the AFL have been giving them a helping hand, which ends up going the other way and gifting their opponent a win (excluding 2016, that was genuinely fucked, should have been the Giants winning it all)
>>158404208Carlton
>>158404231Exactly, just guess you dumb fucks
Sloppingwood getting absolutely kissed on the dick with this fixture.
>>158404253By getting the spoon again and returning to their dark years?
In AustraliaSurfers: Estimated at roughly 1.7 million to 2 million people. Surfing is a massive part of Australia's coastal culture, encompassing everything from casual weekend longboarders to core shortboarders. AFL Players: Officially recorded at around 625,000 registered participants (including Auskick, school programs, youth, and senior community leagues). In Australia, casual and regular surfers outnumber organized AFL participants roughly 3-to-1.A closer look at the breakdown reveals distinct dietary habits:Argentina: Heavily dominated by beef, which makes up roughly 45 to 49 kg of that total per capita. Pork and other red meats make up smaller portions, keeping beef as the undisputed king of the plate. Australia: Features a more balanced red meat split. While its beef consumption sits lower (around 22 to 27 kg per person),
>>158404272>play both of last years grand finalists twiceYeah okay
>>158404002yesterday's episode of hot seat was dogshit easyforgot what the last questions were but i got up to at least the ww1 one right
>>158404305>Play Fred at the G after their only 5 day break all season.>Lions caring about regular season results.Pay attention.
Inside of you there are two tradies
/cric/ keeps bullying mark "Howie" howard
>>158404345You’re a fucking obsessed cunt, get a life you sad fuck
>>158404305>Play Carlton, Essendon, Richmond and St Kilda twiceyes.
>>158404116Carlton always get super soft draws. Hopefully the teams they usually beat like north actually do better this year so that's less likely to happen
>>158404366You there, what's your profession?
>>158404345i'm not a legal hsgf champ
>>158404399Insurance
>>158404369Carlton and saints will finish top 6
>>158404399I'm in between jobs
>>158404437What was your most recent profession?
>>158404399meth mostly
>>158404455dog walker
the humble bumgun after my morning wharfie timeinb4 >fuck off nonce
I'm gonna seriously punch someone up, it won't be pretty
>>158404455Tandy Electronics salesman
>>158404505based new australian
>>158404505What’s going on with you today mate?
>>158404497crazy how the third world has better hygiene practices than us
Who your club plays twice
>>158404543Based bloke that hasn't worked since around 2010.Good store desu.
>>158404655That's a tough draw for the Lions, especially if Suns manage to get their shit together. Probably to be expected after a threepeat though, the AFL don't want them fourpeating.
>>158404655i don't have a club mate
>>158404655collingwood kissed on the dick per usual
>>158404750go perth btw>>158404773go dons btw
>>158404773Get fucked moron. You’re seriously a pathetic fucking idiot retarded hater if you think the Pies have an easy draw. We’re always the hunted, teams request us and we can’t do anything about it because we’re the big dogs in town.
>>158404899They have the 13th hardest based on 2026 results.
>>158404655Which player are you?>>158404497Highly rate the old bidet, it's hard to go back to wiping your ass with dry newspaper and leaving it
>Aints and Norf have zero Thursday or Friday night gameslol minnows.
>>158404218same
Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked Hellhole" when you could have said "most liveable city in Australia".
>>158404655>Fred>Pies, Hawks, Lions and the schizo Giants. It's over Fredbros...
>>158404720lolthe only good team they face twice is fred and fred will have the premiership hangover of a lifetime
>easy draw (finally)>boom recruitstop 2 looms
>finally
>>158405506kek thought the same thing when I read that shit.
do you make a note of which footy jumpers you see in the crowd at overseas aus test matches?
no i don't watch irrelevant dead sports sir
>>158405564we weren't discussing rugby league
there's usually a bloke in a port jumper at every away test whether it be nz or barbados but i haven't seen him in cape town yet
>mfw 2027 gon be another long year of geelongseethe
>>158405566correct, this is cricket
what's a "test match"?
>>158405600Involves testing your liver by seeing how many beers you can consume while sitting around watching the TV without falling asleep.
>>158405635Yep, crisp.
>>158405584>assfoy
>>158405663it's a farm animal you dipstick
are you pleased with your chosen franchise's fixture for the upcoming afl season?
How many good charcoal chickens do you blokes have around your place?
AFL will not be a serious league until every team plays one another twice, and each team has their own home ground.
>>158405635>2026 above the decade that precedes itshits only got worse champ
>>158405723it wasnt a serious league when this happened in the bush league vfl era dickhead
>snus, aints, poort and gws get harder draws than fagpies and da pooskek the AFL are big mad. royal commission incoming.
>>158405723>every team plays one another twice>36 game season (as of 2028) before finalsYou'd have to shorten game length by half.>and each team has their own home ground.Oh I get it; you're not serious.
>Roos FINALLY make finals again>new bloke gets all the creditIs it happening this year?
>>158405754The obvious answer is folding/merging five clubs out of Victoria and killing Tasmania before it can damage the league.
>>158405729Didn't say it was dipshit
>>158404655>Dees, iggs, poos, crows, hawks, suns
>>158405773MERGE>norf/western>dosn/gws>st kilda/hawthornDELETE>snus>tasezpz
>>158405825>kill snusno. gold coast isn't far away from being a footy only town thanks to bane winning, snus doing grassroots, victorians fleeing their sinking ship and MY sharkies existing.>b-b-but graveya-no, peeaguepoof sour grapes isn't a good reason.
st kilda is a blight on the league
>my iggs sent to canberracannay remember the last time that happened. >we even played gas at the blacktown oval more recently than manuka
>>158405871>1 flag in 153 years>most wooden spoons>whiny, vocal jew as their presidentfold them
>>158405635>no 1994-1999shit list
Sex gifs
Massimo D'Ambrosio lmao
>>158405825Killing the suns would be a net win for the AFL but they refuse to accept the reality of their failure and the fact that the Suns are just a club used to introduce talent to the league Brit they fuck off to a real club or as a destination for strung out retards looking for bags. I remember reading something that when GWS were coming in the consultants were amazed that the all right they "could stand up GWS with $50 million like they did Gold Coast."Absolutely clueless cunt from top to bottom. Probably still sitting in a board room screaming TAYLOR SWIFT! somewhere to drown out the bean counters telling them how in the red the women's league is.
>>158405855Got a mate from Perth who works in Brisbane and he said when Bane went back to back exactly nobody he worked with gave a fuck or even mentioned it. Suns are a rabble and a failure.
>>158405911The AFL thought*
*bangs hammer*
>>158405913This unsubstantiated, secondhand anecdote is all the facts I need.
>>158404899dog cunts, maybe. seems fitting you support them. c'mon cunt. do something.
>>158404295>comer carne
>>158404295Name 1 Argie surfer I would have heard of
Zac Butters will suffer a season ending injury within 5 games of the 2027 season.
>>158405812Theyre clearly still mad about the Butters side deal. Rediculous draw for a bottom 4 team
>>158405949You lost, Perry
Tasmanian football is off to a good start https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/tasmanian-football-club-president-resigns-after-alleged-rape-comments-home-and-away-has-better-plots/news-story/1283e71a79472686a68144c196162eef
muh heckin fixturino!!!!!
For years I have been hopeless addicted to workahol and chocahol.
They definitely would have just got the AI to figure out a fixture that makes the most money for them
Need some butthole recommendations.
>>158406006sophie dee
>>158401549neet chads rise up
>>158403355ony team to beat, no, slaughter brisbane in finals this yearyoure a dumb cunt if you think they wont be good next year lmao
>>158406010too much effort ay. you do it.
>literally everyone>everyone who's put their dick in my mouth and arse>think shitney blah blah what happened la? some swans academy greenhorn pinch your sweetie's arse at maroubra or bondi one arvo? because youre pretty cranky still over a team that did heaps better than they reasonably should have under the circumstances. 2027 is a blank slate for sydney, more so than any other team
How long can you be on the dole before they force you to do work for the dole for your cash?
>>158406015Brisbane did their lazy shit where they figured they had the game won before the game even started and didn't turn up. The secret to beating Brisbane is making them think it's going to be easy so they don't prepare.
>>158405934What did you call me?
been drinking water ever since birth and no nigga is gonna tell me i can't drink no water no more
the cowardly afl house still won't schedule a standalone friday night showdown.
>>158406045thats v coward lee
>>158406039sure they did
>>158406047Their following three weeks is pretty strong supporting evidence to that theory.
>>158406037Depends how well you know the system. The key is to understand they are probably more retarded than you are and have to operate by a set of rules relative to your obligations. Once you know the rules you can use them against them and have a holiday for as long as you like.
>>158406015Out of all the top teams (brisbane geelong freo hawthorn) sydney are the only ones who lost a really good player. Geelong and hawthorn also loaded up on new imports.
where do you get the unsponsored, sekem replica jumpers now? kmart dont sell them anymore, only see the proper jumpers with sponsor logos in a sports shop or afl store
>>158406072Lachie Neale is really good player even if Brisbane weren't trying to keep him.
>>158401894>>158404899>weWhich player are you?
>>158406073How about you dress like an adult with dignity?
>swasnsooks still coping and pretending their team is better than bane despite winning 3 in a row while their shit team got raped by the team that gave up in wharfie time
Collingwood are going to surprise a lot of people next year.
Did you blokes rate Scott Gumbleton as an afl footballer?
brisbane defence force activated
>>158406105at how shit they’ll be
>>158406111that will surprise nobody (except piesperg)
The pies have superstars in all positions, the best coach, and the best player of all time. They will fucking dominate
may be true but unfortunately darcy moore has given the rest of the team AIDS so the pies will still be around midpack at best
>>158406098
Good morning alf
>>158406163morning legend
>>158406163gm brother
>>158406139they have a shit backline and shit forward line, one good mid (neale) and one useless seagull cunt who has zero impact, and a dumb as fuck coach who is destroying the team's future for a pathetic attempt at glory now.
>>158406145He got it off JAGGA SMITH
Neale enjoys finding the chip for the seagull.
>Haiti is claiming they're being overwhelmed by the Haitians returned to their own country
>>158406163lazy bastard
>>158406164>>158406166Raw dogging no cigs (or substitute) today lads
why didn't you people tell me /mywife/ mara is on the telly
>>158406201that's weak mate. have a durry, you've earned it.
>>158406224
smoking cigarettes is fucking based and makes you cool as fuck
Anyone here a teacher or professor? How much of the work you grade now is written by AI?
You now remember Bogong moths
>>158406300miss them a bit desu
>>158406298don't know don't care iykwim haha
Based I love Pauline and I love Israel
cricket soon
>>158406298kill yourself questionsperg
>>158406350
>talk to a white bloke in Melbourne>gives me a big story about how he could have played in the AFL “but something went wrong!”Anyone else have this? Every single fucking guy you speak to was some legendary junior
>>158406362I had some bloke in a club tell me he was drafted in the first round of 2008 but didn't make it due to injury not realising I was a footy autist. I instantly corrected him and he changed his story to first round of the rookie draft. When I said "no you weren't" he paused for a while thinking what to say and then just said, "yeah, you got me."
>>158406362Legit there are 8 seperate blokes at my work who have told me something similar
>>158406405Looks like hes covered in poo haha
im the laziest slob cunt
>>158406139when you typed the best player of all time, did you ever consider that smoking whatever you find in the bottom of your outside dunny pit isnt very good for you? In fact, I might screencap it, and send it to collingwood hq, so that your cringe can really touch the hearts of those who count.
>>158406376in my hs I had:- an AFL Rising Star winner in my year- a guy a year ahead of me who played (and got the drug ban) at Essendonand I knew a guy who played top level WAFL and was invited to train at Geelong but decided to be a rich ig whores boyfriend instead
>>158406427>a rich ig whores boyfriend
>wife offhandedly says she feels like some chocolate>i yell out "haha bet ya do want so dark choccy ya blg black cock whore" impulsivelydidnt go down well tbqh
that happened
>>158406431Kek
>>158406425Who, in the history of this sport, is a better player than Nick Daicos? Seriously
https://www.instagram.com/p/DejrT_QjWm3/?img_index=1
>>158406427private school boy
>ROUND 4>Zak Butter's long awaited return to Adelaide* to play against Port Power>*Actually he's playing Adelaide the week before in round 3. Please ignore that Port fans
>>158406445wrong
>>158406440everyone else in the history of the sportbilly frampton has more impact on the game kek
>>158406450doesn't look like a public school to me
>>158406440Pretty much everyone.t. contested mark autist
>>158406445wtf this isn't the hub's search
*
>>158406462wtf did gws do? Smh my head
>when a big rugby player walks into the gym
>>158406440seriously, anyone could be. one of the washcloth brothers. GAJ. GAS.Tony motherfucking Modra. My nan on her day. Even you could be.
i am the mason cox of alf
>>158406479Basedcos got more votes this year than all those battlers combined over their whole careers lol
>>158406465Probably helps those schizos. They only play well against good teams.
>>158406462Crows gonna get their shit pushed in
>>158406440Simon BlackNick Watson, and I hate the cunt
>>158406485will henceforth refer to him as Daicos* because the grubs at AFL House had to change the rules to keep their vic wet dream fantasies intact. Forever an asterisk for a forever wog faggot
nick daicos isnt even in my top 50 players of 2026 let alone all time
>>158406549Post list
What does going to a windows wallpaper with your gf irl feel like
>>158406300is he related to irving mosquito?
>>158406558get back under the rock, spider
>>158406558kill yourself nonce
WEEE WOO BEEP BOOP!!!! *CRACKLING NOISES*
I'm a fat fucking worthless cunt
>>158406577is this meant to be the nonce or the antinonce?
>>158406584Hi Laura Kane
Anyone hear James Hird on ABC Melbourne this morning? He was going on about his new job at an AI firm, he was seriously arguing that AI can improve sports performancehttps://au.news.yahoo.com/james-hird-lost-afl-now-012144142.html
>>158406605>worst thing he's ever seen(x) doubt
is it just me or toby porking up
>>158406609Moved on to a new grift, huh?
>>158406626He is so lucky
beep boop wallah
>he's lashing out cause no one liked his pedo post
>>158406633>Ambassadorial role.unless you think he's building data centres
harthe have to flyh in tradie to build the date centres from other countru cos ausfail trade so bad
>>158406609>Hird revealed the full-time role means he does not have time to work any position in the AFL Guy is shameless. Despite not taking an AFL role he’ll still expect the Bombers job again when McVeigh gets the boot.
James Hird is a weird cunt always has been
Heaven forbid a man work a real job.
>>158406550Sure. No specific order>Jordan Dawson>Izak Rankine>Kai Lohmann>Josh Dunkley>Hugh McCluggage>Will Ashcroft>Lachie Neale>Logan Morris>Charlie Cameron>Harris Andrews>Zac Bailey>Jagga Smith>Patrick Cripps>Harry Dean>Josh Daicos>Zach Merrett>Andrew Brayshaw>Luke Jackson>Shai Bolton>Murphy Reid>Patrick Voss>Alex Pearce>Josh Treacy>Bailey Smith>Jeremy Cameron>Max Holmes>Tom Stewart>Noah Anderson>Matt Rowell>Ben King>Clayton Oliver>Tom Green>Sam Taylor>Jarmen Impey>Nick Watson>Will Day>Jack Gunston>Max Gawn>Kysaiah Pickett>Harry Sheezel>George Wardlaw>LDU>Zak Butters>Jason Horne Francis>Nasiah Wanganeen Milera>Chad Warner>Brodie Grundy>Isaac Heeney>Errol Gulden>Nick Blakey>Charlie Curnow>Willem Duursma>Reuben Gibney>Harley Reid>da Bont>Sam Darcy>Ed Richards
>>158406677>Nick BlakeyEverything else I agree but I'm willing to hear you out?
love those asians who sort of look white
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xrbkcSeaNcg?feature=share
>>158406677>No specific orderIt’s sorted by player from club by alphabetical order.
>>158406701oof exposed
>>158406701Incorrect. It’s by jumper number you absolute fucking retarded cunt
>>158406688Post some
Second diarrhoea of the day. Lay off the spicy food.
>>158406709Just jumper number?
>>158406006Juniper Ren
>>158406727Crisp
>>158405470>finally
>>158406485if you think brownlow votes = best, then youre a bigger mongoloid than i thought possible. the scumpires are the arbiters of what's best in your eyes, yeah? man, just fuck off and dont reply to me. Ive got nothing to say to you.
it's actually the third hardest
>judging 2027 hardness based on 2026crisp retards
>>158406780they're number one on the tardness rankings desu
>>158406769I’d feel so nervous if the nrl boys rocked up
>>158406657no more peptides for you.
>>158406780what do you propose? whose opponents have been training the house down the gardest in the offseason?
Do you blokes watch anime?
>>158406825burn in hellfire questionsperg you glownigger faggot
>>158406769You posted this yesterday.
Have you blokes ever done fentanyl
>>158406780What metric would you use?
love her, annie mae
>>158406903Only in hospital, was great
>>158406769we just can't stop losing against these meatheadsit doesn't make sense
>>158406911there is not metric to forecast it its irrelevant and not even worth discussing >le crows had 18 wins, pies and gws had 16 wins in 2025 1st and 2nd they will be hard to play in 2026, awww noes our draw is ranked so hard!
>spookyday>vic>could be a stormits not totally ruined thooh well
>>>/v/750565884
>>158406976>he didn't play gen1 on GameBoygrim
PKMN theme song goes hard as
on 9 tonight: The Incel Celebrity Kidnap Plot.
>>158407054Incel Celebrity?
>>158407068Kane Cornes
is norwood oval related to my balding head
Just remembered I’m super lonely
>>158407119must be one of those shit DC or Voight b-tier ones. terrible powers. like that slope who had a spiky face in the x-men movies
>>158406727Connoisseur
RICHO UHPEDO YUHINCEL CUH
Global Loneliness ranking• 1. Turkey: Score of 100 (61% of residents report feeling lonely, 45% feel isolated)• 2. India: Score of 89 (58% report loneliness despite large household sizes)^kek
>>158406445>Applecross SHSClose to it
>>158406688Some Thais are like this
>>158407119You are never lonely when you are a citizen of Kekistan!
>>158407184So true, shadilay brother
>>158407171Leeming
>>158406609>he was seriously arguing that AI can improve sports performanceSam Mitchell almost won a flag due to ChatGPT. Probably would be a premiership coach if he shelled out for Gemini.
>big brother showers are censoredwhat’s the point
>>158407277>Sam Mitchell almost won a flag due to ChatGPTNobody remembers the bloke who came 2nd., Sam.
guys, isn't this hecking nostalgic?
>>158407327>Nobody remembers the bloke who came 2nd., SamI do, and his name was Kuol
>muh october lurkersthe state of you fucking sad sacksalso bane for 4peat
big willysmall balls
>>158407339This is what they took from youFuck the floating fixture
>Collingwood has signed Irish Gaelic footballer Finnbarr Roarty as Category B Rookie.>Roarty is an up-and-coming talent in Ireland, having won the Young Footballer of the Year in 2025 while playing for the Donegal county team.>The 20-year-old already has major titles to his name, including the Ulster Senior Football Championship and the Donegal Senior Football Championship, both achieved in 2025They’re calling him the Irish Nick Daicos
>compliment a girl on tiktok>she doesnt heart your comment
>>158408343Mullin was the Irish Nick Daicos, but that was before Daicos won a Brownlow.This post-Brownlow Irish Nick Daicos must be something else.
will ashcroft is a far better player than daicos will ever be, he would be even without the three premiership medals and two norms
GIRUGAMESH
Crazy that he will go to the club every day and train and she will sit at home on her fat ass and stuff her face all day long
Is Kmart sold breadcrumbs they’d be anko breadcrumbs
i was up all night watching two and a half men clips
>>158410803Haha that time charlie said mean things about his mother or the time he had sex with an attractive woman
alan get out my house lolMEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>158407339>pies get both grand finalists in back to back weeks Oh but sure, the AFL “loves” Collingwood!!! Get fucked idiots, we always cop it stiff because other teams NEED US. You fucking pathetic cunt wankers, get absolutely fucked, we will win both, and go into round 4 unbeaten and premiership favorites, it’s just what we do
rip patrick stewart, lads
The little master.
>>158411393A man of culture. Love my craft singles
bros...
EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS
The Architect of Arden St
>>158407171Did you fuck Mr Laycock in his little hut?
>>158411711>we
Do they realise she’s only famous because she’s fat?
EAT SHIT YOU MUSHY OLD CUNTBAGINCREASED THE SENTENCE LOL
>>158411711she loves the proximity to the fancy croissant bakery. bitch can smash a bakers dozen on the sidewalk, seen her do it.
now that the dust has settled was wharfie time while 17 points up and 4 minutes to go a good idea?
>>158411827people get famous for even less valid reasons. the gobby chick? the chick chick boom thot? yeah, less effort than getting fat, and just as newsworthy for that hot minute.
>>158411871>sidewalkfoy
>>158411907what else do you call it? im genuinely trying to think (so you know im not a yank) i feel its wrong but i cant think of another word
footpath ffs im dim
>>158411925footpath cunt
its the second total brainfart ive had today. standing at the entrance to coles knowing i needed 3 distinct things but fucked if i could remember what they were. havent been drinking or anything. maybe ive got some brain eating disease. like a del sys32 sitch.
>>158411958DONT COME MONDAY
sweet long weekend. finna get fucked UP then go crash in my car at wk so im bright and squirly for toil on tuesday. thanks boss.
>>158411845
i get off work early today, what should i do
>>158411523Thank you.
>>158412050crisp costanza iykwim haha>>158412204get off early again iykwim haha
>>158412225Nah what yoh mean hahah?
>>158412204kill yourself
cant believe collingwood got gifted a seniors discount on their 2027 fixture
>>158412225was channeling the shitfaced chef in the movie 'Chef', the one with the how to toasty lesson
>>158412440They all added Collingwood to their will so they get better fixturing as a result
>>158412633I don't like how Jon Favreau touches the cheese, that seems like something you wouldn't want a chef to do
>>158412633shan't be's watching that webm i only take how to toasty lessons from australian cricketers iykwim haha
>>158412793DON’T COME TUESDAY
>>158412747its a performative performance, if you ask me....*cocks eyebrow, twirls moustache, exhales smug aura, telepathically recycles, fights racism and oppression & receives upvotes and whatever*
>>158412890
>>158412633lol i just made a toastie with aged cheddar, gruyere and tasty cheese
>me¿sharp cheddah toastie + peppery tomato soupet walax
>>158412969using sourdough bread ****
>>158412969>>158412995crisp
>>158413053x
>>158412925yummmmmmmmilf I couldnt eat a cheese ntoasty, humble or fancy, I'd neck. fucking definitely. I have lived off ham+cheese toasties, and variations of, for weeks at a time. Rich in hams, cheeses + bread and fuck all else, I was.
No victorian team has to travel in round 24 next year. Really makes you think. More VFL bullshit
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.
>>158413497gotta give them some sort of leg up to compete with interstate clubs
>>158413497Geez hadn't noticed that til now, that's genuinely fucked, why have so many games in Melbourne in one week? Clearly they just want their little Vicky's to be well rested for the Wildcard games when the Top 6 is all non-Vic
you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Alby Rydes was underrated.
there is no explanation for the third building falling.
horse can lead essendon to water but he can't make them drink
>>158413825Which building?
its funny when people interact with my posts
>>158413555more like pump em full of cum iykwim haha
I need to make a break with my past and embrace the future.
we need to embrace thick hard cocks in our mouths
>>158413497Afl is a meme sport outside Victoria, nobody in the mains states care about it. Might as well invest at home.
Holding onto all this anger will get you nowhere.
>>158413906the third
Getting pissdrunk tonight, I will be attacking numerous blokes in here
every time i run from you i run from me
>consuming the alcoholic jewtop kek. time to grow up, little bro.
>>158414347they'll be buying up all the businesses and real estate soon
>>158414394
he's got the tripcode on!!!!ITS ATTENTION WHORING TIME
apologies for missing the fog this morningwill do better moving forward
>>158414347We MUST stop this menace
>>158414347I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of any Indian birds entering the country until we figure out what the hell is going on
this probably doesn't concern you but it needs to be said
JOSH SIGN MY STEAM PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158414861some indian birds go alright
Apparently you can smoke cigarettes in GTA6This might be what sees it banned in Australia. Especially after the guy who attacked the politician was "obsessed" with gta.
>>158415169joke country
my nick daicos is special carers are indian birds and i want to creampie them all
>>158414347unlike most of the racists here i love indians mynas
Any genuine dumb as dogshit retards in?
>>158415207Smoking is bad and shouldn't be promoted to children (in an R18+ video game)
>>158415416no but steven cocaine
>>158415169>>158415416go violent gun-fighting blood-filled mainstream pg13 american movies btw
Gambling is bad and shouldn't be promoted to children (in the official AFL app)
>>158415573unironically this
Gambling is based because it deprives dumb impulsive deadbeats of all their money, plus we get funny screenshots of players' dms
never gambled never will
I desperately need a double cheeseburger.
>>158415922>eating meat
gettin buzzed
https://www.instagram.com/reel/De9yxBvDRTQ/
>opening that link
Ok afl animeWho's the antagonist? Who's the protagonist? Who's the MC's best friend? Who's the antagonists loyal right hand man? What teams do they play for? What is the first season arc?
>>158415922on ya chloe
butthole is leaking faeces
on my second wind maybe we are fixing the sleeping pattern boys
>>158416178looking good mate
>>158414394Sounds like a successful bird one should strive to emulate.
>>158416244this
>>158415983Corrrrr
I'll punch someone in the fuckin head
>Suns delist JUH
>>158414347*zip*
>>158416308>compound bowcrisp autistic fraud
>>158416337sybau
>BREAKING NEWS: Japan's former prime minister, Shinzo Abe, has died after being shot while making a campaign speech in the city of Nara earlier on Friday.
why cant you swim at st kilda beach? because they only have one flag
>>158416391Good one fuckhead
st kilda is a shit stain on the afl's jocks
>>158416391yeah really funny aren't ya fuckface
Jacob Gaynor is a has been (although was never funny) little twink faggot and I hope he fades into obscurity with his American style copycat social media bullshit.
why can't you swim at port adelaide beach? because they only have one flag
you should report these things to the council it's a safety hazard
i say the n word A LOT
>>158416473based rap artist
>>158416473based chris lilley
>>158416473crisp taylor walker
lady at my work said retarded multiple times in a call today
>>158416506crisp performance review
>>158416300He'll get a spot at the troubled boong storage facility in lathlain.
>>15841644937 flags actually
David Stratton was right about The Castle and Margaret was wrong. A bunch of privileged, poofy arts students mocking the lower class, “oh aren’t poor people quaint!!!” File it next to Kath and Kim
mowed the lawn
>>158416562crisp Phoebe Litchfield preparing for a night at mine
>>158416562>not maintainting rewilded land so that the ecosystem can thrivebaka
>>158416567
>>158416552this is why we need pauline as pm, to stand up for the little guy
>>158416570You have no idea what the rest of my garden looks like, I specifically tend it to be attractive and safe for native fauna
>>158416539i was talking about port adelaide power beach you spakker
>>158416300The former No.1 draft pick was delisted ahead of the list lodgment deadline on Friday, but the Suns have committed to re-drafting him in next month’s draft.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/manufacturing/100-jobs-axed-as-fantastic-furniture-shuts-down-its-last-aussie-factory/news-story/ec725bf935d3ff7056b5f647e1d3dd2c
do you guys like mr. bean?
prefer the mrs bean iykwim haha
>>158416473Crisp me
>>158416577Shalom
port adelaide power est. 1997we exist to win a premiership
>>15841663537 flags actually
what pick does GC have in the rookie draft?woohhoohhh they are asking naughty questions againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iMM4GVtVpE
feels good being a pootCHAD causing this one seething faggot to shit himself by merely mentioning port's history as the most successful football club in aussie rules history.
>>158406462saw a shit kilda customer complaining that the fixture was rigged against them because collingwood and norf's was easier
can't believe most of you blokes got vaxxed and boostered kek
>>158413746Not a fan of tattoos but she wasn’t bad.
>>158416671Give it a fucking rest cunt, it was 6 years ago
>>158415922From where?
>dude remember the epic flags port magpies won against the barossa shiraz legs in the forties!lmao port nuffies are legit retards
>>158416687t. viccoid who counts vfl flags in their shit minnow plastic joke teams trophy cabinet
>>158416473Nutella?
Only AFL flags matter
afl era flags are the only ones that mean anything
bluds scared of a needle and been coping for 6 year
The best players always came to VFL, nobody has ever heard of a single player who wasn't in the VFL
>>158416671Never got a single one.
don't see anyone rushing to get boosted in the big 26
Never got a single one.
the only afl era flags that mean anything are from 1990 to 2006 as 2007 onwards was rigged towards viccoids
Haven’t eaten today.
for me, it's counting preVFL VFA, VFL and AFL flags
>>158416713No greentext so that means that image is you.
>>158416717based jagga smith
Just excreted a St Kilda's entire existence
the AFL really wants this year's gf to be sydney v collingwood
i only count sanfl and wafl flags as they have SOVL unlike viccoids
The VFL frequently lost state carnival games to the SANFL and WAFL btw, even before it was state of origin
>>158416734crisp, my pooties were the most success team in the country and have won the most championships of australia kek
>>158416740*successful it's a now win situation from me
Misspelling words is not a personality.
new>>158416758>>158416758>>158416758
>>158416757neither is being a poof but try telling that to mitch brown
