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    >DFB Cup madness subedition

    Previous >>158217351

    DFB POKAL 2. RUNDE

    >Dienstag
    HSV 0 - 0 Frankfurt
    RW Essen 1 - 0 Leipzig
    Bochum 0 - 0 Mainz
    Grosaspach 0 - 2 FC Augsburg
    Dortmund - Bremen
    Köln - Union Berlin
    Gladbach - Karlsruhe
    Elversberg - Darmstadt
    >>
    >>158384550
    >Mittwoch
    Jeddeloh 2 - Hertha Berlin
    Dynamo Dresden - Schalke 04
    Paderborn - VfB Stuttgart
    SC Freiburg - Wolfsburg
    Kiel - Hoffenheim
    Leverkusen - Nürnberg
    Hannover - Kaiserslautern
    FC Bayern - FC Magdeburg
    >>
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    Anime für Deutschland
    >>158384581
    >Jeddeloh 2
    They would be much better if they finally showed their true power and let Jeddeloh 1 play
    >>
    Augsburgbros?
    >>
    >>158384604
    The world isnt ready for Jeddeloh's A team.
    >>
    refball
    >>
    >Seiwald
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
    >>
    RED
    >>
    they rig against HSV again? no way
    >>
    All part of the plan
    In Demichelis we trust
    >>
    Büllchenbrudis...I'm getting nervous
    >>
    Ruhrbullen eat those zonenmäuschen for breakfast. Always been that way
    >>
    Huge achievement for Bayern and the entire Bundesliga
    >>
    >Mainzzz
    I thought Schwitzerli Urs can teach teams how to defend????
    >>
    Red Bull isn't Ostdeutschland and never will be.
    It's just a faceless company which isn't at home anywhere.
    >>
    BESTBUNDES >>>>>>>>> BLUNDERSHITGA
    >>
    >>158384881
    Nice cope
    >>
    >Augsburg
    >>
    >puppenkiste
    >>
    JTbros...
    >>
    so rigged kek why am i still watching this (((shit)))
    >>
    >>158384926
    Based DFB saving the cup. First round was a snoozefest
    >>
    polzin has to go blud
    >>
    No...
    >>
    >do something else for like 5 to 10 minutes
    >Red Bull scores
    >Frankfurt scores 2 more
    >Bochum scores yet another one
    >Augsburg also scores twice
    the fuck
    >>
    >SHARTUBOLU
    >>
    >>158385166
    Kek same
    >>
    Es ist über
    >>
    I don't feel so good eagle bros
    >>
    >Mainz
    kek
    >>
    >>158384550
    >>
    >>158385260
    What went wrong?
    >>
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    >>158385321
    average Mainzer mid-week adventures
    >>
    >Lücke benchod
    >>
    >HIV
    >M0nz
    >>
    >Wer gewinnt?
    >Wer? Der Bremen!
    >>
    Heja BVB
    >>
    >>158385674
    grim
    >>
    >>158385697
    We need to rotate tho. CL match in between last week, DFB cup in betweb this week and another CL match in between next week.
    >>
    >>158385674
    >Lellingham
    I had no idea he still plays for the Bienchen
    >>
    Hufschmied
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    >>158385728
    Hes took a lot longer to develop than Jude but hes rly decent now.
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    >Elves
    >>
    Elvesbros...
    >>
    GUIRASSY
    >>
    >>158372557
    KWAB (kek was a Bremi)
    >>
    >>158385883
    meant >>158372804
    >>
    >brewomen
    >>
    EYYYYYY
    >>
    Ja man!
    >>
    Guirassy seems to play a bit deeper this season
    >>
    >kackbach
    >>
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    CAM ON ELVES
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    Where da goals?
    >>
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    >>158386372
    >>
    damn good goal
    >>
    >>158373663
    >"Ich bin sprachlos“, sagte Kane
    It isn't the first time:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew9Et4C66CA
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    The Hunter of Huhnion
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    EY MALLA'D
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    Elves are getting royally fucked
    >>
    Lmao
    >>
    tick tock dirtmund
    >>
    Most
    Dangerous
    Lead
    >>
    >cuckmund
    >>
    LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKE
    >>
    >Lücke (p)
    >>
    Dortmund and their 2:0's vs Brewomen..
    >>
    >>158386618
    Kloppo am Apparat?
    >>
    >>158386622
    Unironically the most dangerous lead
    >>
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >>
    Penüllkrug
    >>
    oh no no no
    >>
    THE MOST DANGEROUS LÜCKE
    >>
    someone needs to stop Müllkrug
    >>
    >>>>>>>KEKMUND
    Great goal though!
    >>
    Huhnionbros...
    >>
    >Scheißer
    >>
    >Weißer
    >>
    They're tired
    >>
    Alter Füllkrug baut ja von hinten auf mit Pässen wie Kane lmao
    >>
    Hufschmiedbros...what went wrong?
    >>
    >>158386728
    always been criminally underrated on account of his retarded interviews and that fucking gap
    >>
    >>158386783
    >1 goal in 20 Serie A apperances
    >>
    >>158386783
    Nah, he was just a late bloomer and crazy prone to injury when he first returned to Werder.
    >>
    Union should have never fired Fischer man
    >>158386783
    Never seen him do build up like this before.
    >>
    BARFUSS BIS NACH ROM
    MIT DEM FLIEGER NACH ATHEN
    MIT DEM ZUG NACH KOPENHAGEN
    NUR UM KÖLLE DORT ZU SEHEN
    >>
    >>158386801
    did it with Dortmund
    >>
    >>158386798
    More Bundesliga goals this season than the ballon d'or winner and holder of the Gerd Müller Preis, England's own Harry Kane.
    >>
    >>158386783
    the bundesliga is simply awful
    >>
    >>158386824
    absolute fucking bullshit
    >>
    >>158386801
    Fischer just lost to Boycum today
    >>
    >>158386824
    Bundesliga and La Liga are again this season battling for 2nd place. Stop coping just because you hate on based Lücke.
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    SABSNEEDTZER
    >>
    HAUBITZER
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    >>158386798
    No one scores goals in Serie A anymore
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    >Heini
    >>
    >Werner
    >>
    >>>>>>Bremen
    WTF WAS THEIR GOALIE THINKING KEK
    >>
    y is Dortmund allowed to play one of the three Musketeers?
    >>
    >>158386911
    see >>158386907
    >>
    >>158386937
    That doesnt explaining anything. Wtf why was he standing so far away from near post with such a small wall set up.
    >>
    >>158386959
    Probably thought the wall would jump (they didn't jump).
    >>
    >>158386959
    he's a heini that's nuff said
    >>
    >>158386977
    Thats absolutely retarded then lol, almost daring Sabitzer to take the shot.
    >>158386987
    Oh, yea definitely lol
    >>
    >Huhnion
    wa sist pasirt
    >>
    >>158387646
    Chad Malla too strong
    >>
    >>158386977
    Maybe they were afraid to get hit by the ball.
    I guess, the >brewomen thing is not for nothing.
    >>
    our boy Havertz lost to Fleetwood bros
    >>
    >>158388054
    best German striker currently is Fülkrug no doubt about it
    >>
    What's the vax status of Kompany?
    >>
    How are we feeling?
    >>
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    >>158397805
    damn fine day for a Fussballfest
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    lmao what a foul
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    >Freeshartle
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    >Jeddeloh II contains Hertha so far
    Just imagine what Jeddeloh I would do to them...
    >>
    >Dieser Termin des FC Bayern ist völlig kurios! Der deutsche Rekordmeister verkündete am Mittwochnachmittag, dass das Team von Trainer Vincent Kompany (40) am 5. Januar 2027 ein Testspiel gegen Ajax Amsterdam bestreiten wird – allerdings weder in der Münchner Allianz Arena noch in den Niederlanden, sondern in Nairobi!
    >Anlass ist die Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium“ in der Hauptstadt von Kenia. Das ostafrikanische Land will mit dem Duell der beiden europäischen Topteams nicht nur eine seiner wichtigsten Sportstätten einweihen, sondern den gesamten afrikanischen Kontinent auf den Afrika-Cup einstimmen. Die Afrika-Meisterschaft wird im Sommer 2027 in Kenia, Uganda und Tansania ausgetragen.
    >>
    What did they mean by this?
    >>
    >>158398311
    Ynr
    >>
    >schalke
    >>
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    Goto > matanobitch
    >>
    CHIMPOUT
    >>
    >schalke
    >>
    >schalke x2
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    >Schalke
    >>
    >>>>>schalke
    >>
    DEN-Z
    >>
    >>158398631
    this guy is a satanist
    >>
    >>158398744
    kino player
    >>
    >>158398742
    regelt
    >>
    Lolfsburg
    >>
    Imagine playing with Karius and Baktus and expecting anything else.
    >>
    Hofmann starts
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    >Schlampe
    >>
    >>
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    >>158399020
    wtf
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    >>158399020
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    >>158399020
    same pants
    >>
    machen die nürnberger ultras eigentlich auch noch was anderes als bengalos anzünden
    >>
    >>158399059
    it's called tradition.
    you chuds love this, remember that.
    >>
    >>158399059
    Yeah he's had those since his introduction at least. Yes Ive had this image saved since then. And yes fashion sins remain sins and should be a punished by law, in my humble opinion. Receipts need to be taken.
    >>
    >giving the Ballon d'Or to someone that's not even good enough to start against Magdeburg
    >>
    Forgot pic
    >>
    >>158399091
    Beiern loses this doe
    >>
    >>158399098
    nipples protruding disrespectfully
    >>
    does bundes get frequented by magdeburgers? I was there some 10 days ago and the first and hardest impression I got were the "try not to be drunk for some time"-posters on literally every second billboard. I was so sure I photographed the first one but I can't find it :/
    >>
    ach du scheiße man hört nur Magdeburg
    da bringt euch euer schalalalala geträllere nicht viel
    >>
    YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    it‘s over…
    >>
    >>158398296
    do they hold the africa cup every year?
    >>
    >>158384550
    >people saying it's racist to give Kane the Dallon b'Or over Turtle and Lamal
    when black players won I wasn't crying racism, what gives?
    >>
    OLISE
    >>
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    >>158399131
    >by magdeburgers
    Not quite, I'm from Braunschweig and just used to visit Magdeburg from time to time, either the city itself, like two matches on the home side, changing trains on away days, on away days in Magdeburg and I even saw some Hallenturnier there.
    It's a lovely city, lovely people, located in a nice region.
    >>
    >Reimann
    is this the former bochum bundes infamous keeper?
    >>
    What an awesome goal!!!!
    >>
    woah
    >>
    >waf
    >>
    >>158399162
    Blacks love being victims. Same way they're the most racist people alive and seem to do nothing except cry about racism.
    >>
    ZUKOWSKI
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    WELL WELL WELL....
    >>
    Bayern fans will look at pic rel and get a raging erection. This is fact.
    >>
    >>158399197
    stop replying to yourself
    >>
    Imagine you build some sci-fi stadium for 75000 paying customers and every serious team in Germany has a home match there instead of yourself.
    >>
    YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    >>158399183
    nah based Riechad is going to promote with Aachen this year
    >>
    SAIBARI
    >>
    LEMPERCHADDDDD

    KLOPPO WHERE ARE YOU
    >>
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    >>158399272
    Do you have webms of other Konferenz goals?
    >>
    >>158399272
    classic Tah
    >>
    uhhhhh pillenbros?
    >>
    >>158399402
    >tempting it
    >>
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    Speaking of Sparwasser and 1974...
    >>
    >>158399410
    kek damn it
    well >we still up one goal
    >>
    >Germanocucks pretending like it's a big unsolved case about which team will win this Buyern vs German team match
    >>
    >>158399439
    were watching the comfy
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    >>158399439
    bayern has won like 2 out of the last 7 dfb cups.
    >>
    Oh come on!!! It would have been so great.
    The Maggis play football, that's great.
    >>
    fucking trollpost
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    >Coach we need some inputs
    >*Waf on the sideline*
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    >>
    >>158399457
    >>
    >>158399647
    except the 5 out 7 times it did
    >>
    3:1 vorne und man hört nur den Auswärtsblock
    >>
    >>158399034
    >joachim low
    kek
    >>
    >>158399709
    >this matchday schizo post is presented to you by Moderna™
    >>
    >>158399785
    bin stolzer ungeimpfter
    >>
    Sweet assist
    >>
    boring
    >>
    NENENENE
    >>
    >glubb glubb glu- ACK
    >>
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    ew
    >>
    BIG DICK SCHICK
    >>
    HOFCHAD
    >>
    In other words, Hühnchen is 1 goal worse than Braunschweig.
    >>
    Liking what I see from Binder so far!
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    HOF "cup monster" CHAD
    >>
    >he doubted Lautern
    >>
    >Der Lennart needs to play against the Maggis to show his full potential (1 assist)
    >>158400089
    It's not like I doubted them, I hoped they would win. It's not like I was actively rooting for them, but more like I was rooting against the others.
    >>
    >Karl
    at least he's entertaining
    >>
    wt actual f
    >>
    based Vasquez aka the most successful player in the bundes rn
    >>
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    Glubbros??
    >>158400108
    >hating on based Karl Der Große
    >>
    SANTOS
    >>
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    >>158400157
    >xAssists
    >>
    >getting scored on by a Regionalliga player
    it's so over for Maidencastle
    >>
    Since when does b00n have such a good academy? And will atleast Kiel gives us penalty shootout?
    >>
    >>158400197
    the second home match they lose 1:6 this year, shit is grim
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    smug_anime_girl.png
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    >(exkl. geblockte)
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    BENULDIES
    >>
    Elfmeterschießen!!
    >>
    what is that noise
    peruvian flute on high gain or what
    >>
    Im still surprised Aslani stayed one more season at Hoppelheim, same with Lemperle...
    Alter was ist das fürs grässliche gepfeiffe
    >>>>hoppelheim
    >>
    it's working
    >>
    >SAP
    >>
    lol all these young german GKs with babygesichter
    >>
    >hoppelheim
    feel bad for Prass. that was a sweet pen
    >>
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >>
    CHIMPOUT
    >>
    >have great season
    >sell all your best players immediately
    >become shit
    Why do Leverkusen, Hoppelheim and Leipzig continue to do this?
    >>
    2EZ
    >>
    >>158400967
    every sporting director in the world believes he is the smartest
    >>
    They doubted THE Tim Walter
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    >Miron we need some goals!
    >*Muslic*
    >>
    >>158400210
    kek
    >>
    damn, /bundes/ ist tot
    >>
    why are ossis like this
    >>
    >>158407584
    idgi why would they throw senf on others? i mean, its customers, but why senf?
    >>
    >Kompany has just been discharged from hospital and was in an induced coma for a couple of days
    >>
    >>158408900
    you do need to be vaxxed against encephalitis in Bavaria
    >>
    >>158408900
    This means that it works!
    >>
    >>158408900
    source for the coma?
    >>
    ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES ELVES
    >>
    coffee zone
    >>
    >>158406921
    They don't call it /bunded/ for nothing
    >>
    >can't even spell dead
    >>
    They call it /huhndes/.
    bok bok bok
    GuMo
    >>
    how do you do, fellow bundes chads?
    >>
    >>158418271
    JUST
    >>
    >Neuer fällt gegen Dortmund aus

    bvbbros... I don't feel so good
    >>
    >>158418395
    ynr Jamal Musiala
    >>
    >>158418271
    I look like this
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    >>158418271
    God, I hate this woman so much it's unreal.
    >>
    >>158418395
    Urbig playing means Dortmund gets to score at least one great goal
    >>
    >>158419232
    one goal won't be enough when you concede at least 4
    >>
    he said at least
    Viking scored three kek
    >>
    Which team is the Millwall of Germany?
    >>
    >>158419400
    Hansa Rostock
    >>
    >>158418271
    Fit is kinda fire ngl
    >>
    save us Holler
    >>
    >>158419400
    >>158419461
    Don't listen to this fag
    It's BFC Dynamo.
    Hansa Rostock is Leeds United (minus the history)
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    >>
    königsKWAB
    >>
    GOLAZO
    >>
    HOLLERCHAD
    >>
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    >Eintracht Frankfurt hat einen Nachfolger für Sportvorstand Markus Krösche gefunden: Joti Chatzialexiou kommt vom 1. FC Nürnberg - nach kicker-Informationen ist der Wechsel fix
    >>
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    SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES SPOOKY ELVES
    >>
    158421964
    the scorer of the vital 1:4!
    KWAHollerbitch
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    >Elves
    >>
    anime faggot fuck off
    >>
    bayern dortmund worth watching lads?
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    >>158428952
    >>
    >>158428994
    You're better off watching anime
    >>
    WIR WERDEN UNGESCHLAGEN SEIN
    100 PUNKTE HERTHA BSC 100 PUNKTRE
    >>
    >lautern
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    >>158428994
    ofc
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    >scores a hatty
    >benched
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    >>158428994
    >>
    https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2116210859001156021
    >>
    Seasons change
    >schalke
    Remains the same
    >>
    >>158428994
    Sure
    The Great Rape of Munich is a must watch
    >>
    Demirochad can't stop winning
    >>
    Stutti is back
    >>
    >>158430179
    die 2 besten teams in deutschland
    >>
    Man hört nur Dortmund
    >>
    CHIMPOUT
    >>
    based Lücke with the shithousery
    >>
    >>158429832
    I dislike him simply based on the hair
    >>
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    LÜÜÜÜÜÜCKE
    what a monster
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    DEMIROCHAD UNSTOPPABLE
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    just saying, kloppo
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    >>158430983
    yesyes, /bundes/ knew that as well
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    >>158430983
    wo ist der ballon dor winner?
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    >>158430568
    based take
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    LEBENSLANG GRÜN-WEIẞ
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    >>158430568
    seething baldie
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    >>158431171
    >ẞ
    suggestion: einschläfern lassen dafür
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    >>158430983
    Einer für den Kloppo?
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    Sad that Lewa never got a chance to celebrate his 2020 Ballon D'or cause of the flu
    >>
    >>158431407
    Nobody cares about the Goldball.
    >>158431377
    You know Füllkrug might be the best German striker we have and that's why he isn't 0ner für den Kloppo: too German, too good. Can't let Germans play for the national team.
    >>
    >Vicky aus Köln is now 1st in the 3rd Division
    strange twist of events
    >>
    >>158431591

    >>158431591

    >>158431591

    >>158431591
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    >>158431391
    lel. they should make him carry this thing while playing
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    >>158431508
    >that's why he isn't 0ner für den Kloppo: too old in 2028 and 2030
    FTFY
    >>158431603
    How many tokens did that OP pic cost you?
    >>
    >>158431695
    All of them broski and I know what u aiming for but in 35 y/o old fav and that’s my first Saturday of this year I can watch alone Bundesliga because my wife and am kids are Halloween Trick or Treating
    >>
    >>158431603
    >200 postings early
    >""""Klassiker""""
    Peak Tigerenten
    >>
    >>158431782
    I like to triggerenten you and this won’t hit bump limit this week , this forum is basically anheroed
    >>
    Please score 5 goals in the Nazi Clasico.
    >>
    >>158400925
    personally I feel like there wasn't a real offer. Hoffenheim asks for way too much, while no of these pay-any-price clubs were interested. kinda the el mala situation
    >>
    Where are the goals, you stupid nazis?
    >>
    >>158431806
    >this forum
    What are you? 50?
    >>
    >>158432049
    wdym he failed the medical at Leipzig
    >>
    >>158432088
    the default result for this game is 1:0. results of the past years are anomalies
    >>
    >>158432098
    35 yo and 17 years on this forum
    >>
    >>
    Bayern are so fucking weak now. Players, manager, sporting director all the way up to the president
    Physically and mentally
    >>
    >>158432211
    dropping like flies
    >>
    hahahahah the mighty bayern hunchen
    >>
    >>158432205
    Looks okay for a Bauernliga like the Eredivisie
    do the same for >Gnabry now
    >>
    >>158432232
    >>
    BELLIGOL
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    >>158432246
    unreal lmao
    >>
    bok bok bok
    >>
    JOBE JOBE JOBE
    >>
    knee to the face from an offside position lmaooooooo
    >>
    >>158384550
    Germans absolutely ROCK HARD at the idea of Bayern cucking them again right now
    >>
    its gonna be ruled out
    >>
    however
    >>
    riggi
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    JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE JOBE
    >>
    Thats a mad VAR call. Whats the Dortmund player supposed to do when landing. Landing on his head first? Dope VAR decision
    >>
    based dortmund just trying to injure everyone
    >>
    that's a red card for chokewomoyela tb h
    >>
    >>158432327
    welcome to the bundesliga
    >>
    How good is Jobe compared to Jude?
    >>
    >can't even knee the keeper in the face anymore
    utter woke nonsense
    >>
    >>158432327
    could've jumped without lifting his knees into the goalie's head
    >>
    >>158432327
    neger that’s the clearest offside interference I’ve ever seen
    >>
    LMAO have a double-knee to the head for no reason at all
    >>
    L0MER
    >>
    just Cuckmund things
    >>
    turn this shit off already just stop going to the games let bayern fans go to away games on their own too
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    The absolute state of this league im howling
    >>
    nothing ever happens…
    >>
    NEIN ONLY BAYERN CAN SCORE GOALS
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    saving it right back to him is shocking
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    >Somebody other than Bayern winning? We don't do that in GERMANY
    >>
    are shartmund the 2nd best team in the league?
    >>
    >>158432382
    What happened? Im watching the Brack© Swiss Super League
    >>
    >>
    is jobe mongolian mutt?
    why are his eyes like that
    >>
    >>158432429
    the slomo knee to the face is kino
    >>
    Not liking this, score more goals, you stupid nazis.
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    >>158432429
    >>
    >>158432445
    if not, will the cartel behead you?
    >>
    always get shilled bundesliga posts on youtube bragging about the goals per game ratio but I've been tricked on all hallow's eve
    >>
    >>158432460
    No but I will lose 500 pesos… :(
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    A top 5 finish isn’t totally impossible
    >>
    >>158432429
    I know Hühnchens will be coping but calling this offside is pure riggitini. either this is a foul or a regular goal
    >>
    >spend entire game aimlessly waving a flag

    Why do they do this shit?
    >>
    >>158432540
    yeah, it's not offside, it's a red card and a bayern free kick
    >>
    >>158432542
    we do that in Germany, yes
    don’t worry about it
    >>
    >>158432540
    It's a foul and that would mean a red card, but Stealer is a shit ref taking the easy way out
    >>
    Is anybody watching the match on the playmobil simulation? Its on Sky Sports 3 DE too

    https://www.youtube.com/live/XdpirLZpiXg?is=rmKm_EXENJwpyAxa
    >>
    >>158432597
    >video unavailable
    >>
    >>158432558
    >>158432575
    >an that would mean a red card
    lol, what are you huffing? just out of curiousity, which rule does here apply that forces a red card?
    I mean I know it's bullshit I just would like to know how you would try to back this call.
    >>
    dortmund getting carved open like a pumpkin :)
    >>
    30 million Germans erect as Bayern shaft the league again
    >>
    KYLIAN BALLON DOR
    >>
    >bayernwinslol
    When will Germans do something about it
    >>
    stealer has to be the worst ref in history. babak rafati has nothing on this sucking rigger
    >>
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >>
    parry pane misses a pen and I still can't see dortmund getting anything out of this

    laimer's won the ball on the edge of their box 3 or 4 times and they haven't adapted at all
    >>
    >>158432855
    What do you think should be done about it
    >>
    >>158432869
    give the rest of the league more money
    >>
    HUFSCHMIED
    >>
    >>158432869
    Give 1 billion euros to dortmund or RB Leipzig
    >>
    >>158432877
    >>158432885
    From who or where?
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    >proteccs his face
    >clear pen for bayern
    >>
    GUYRAZZZZZ
    >>
    HE IS NOT HUMAN
    >>
    Olise trying to defend....
    >>
    >>158432890
    from bayern's share of the tv revenue

    they don't need it

    they can already attract anybody they want because they always win trophies
    >>
    >American commentator saying Fort instead of Forte
    >>
    >>158432910
    Bayern would not agree to that and sue if they were forced
    >>
    >>158432890
    Idk, some German-Turkish billionaire?
    >>
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    GUIRASSY
    >>
    Wonder if Kompany is gonna be allowed back to work ever... bro is a workaholic
    >>
    >>158432910
    Bayern gets 9 million more than Dortmund
    it hardly makes a difference
    >>
    UPAUPAUPA
    YABBA
    DABBA
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    >>158432949
    they make 300M+ more revenue every year than the next team

    it's killing your league
    >>
    But what if we merged Ligue 1 and Bundesliga? Fans would see PSG and Bayern fight for the title every season like with Real and Barca in La Liga
    >>
    SCHWULER BVB
    SCHEISS BIENCHEN
    >>
    >>158432973
    And their 51% fan owned are all hand picked wealthy bavarians that inject the club with money
    >>
    >>158432973
    sure but not because of tv money
    >>
    >>158432973
    it's not a pay to win league
    Dortmund, Leipzig, Leverkusen, even clubs like HSV or Schalke if they hadn't fucked up so hard could have enough money to win
    >>
    >>158432982
    also serie a watch inter comfortably win milan in an hour
    >>
    >>158432982
    PSG would win 10 in a row
    >>
    klasiker always brings the redditors
    >>
    >>158433015
    >it's not a pay to win league

    Yes anon, it's just a coincidence that the team with the most money went on this run
    >>
    >>158432429
    retarded display by Kim and Upa
    >>
    >>158433015
    >Dortmund, Leipzig, Leverkusen, even clubs like HSV or Schalke if they hadn't fucked up so hard could have enough money to win
    How did they fuck up if Bayern bought all their talent? Neuer from Schalke, Gomez from Stuttgart, Lewa and Götze from Dortmund etc
    >>
    >>158433070
    Bayern had two all star teams spending less than United
    the moment they waivered a bit they lost the league to Leverkusen. should have lost it the season before to Dortmund too but Haller missed a pen on the last day
    all good. and the other teams have more than the challengers in Spain, Italy, France. enough to get good players and keep them for a while
    >>
    >>158433059
    is it reddit to want a more competitive league?
    >>
    YOUR 2026 BALLON DORB WINNER
    >>
    >3 offensive player dying in the same game
    >>
    Poortmund kek
    >>
    >>158433136
    yes 4channel means wallowing and being comfortable in your filth and covered in shit
    >>
    HAHAHAH OLISEH OUT PLEASE LET THIS SOMETHING SERIOUS
    >>
    >>158433123
    >Schalke is 200m in debt because Bayern bought Neuer for a record 35m 20 years ago
    >>
    WEVE GOT A TITLE RACE
    >>
    THEY ARE GONNA DISALLOW THIS AS WELL
    >>
    SILVER
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    >if i lay down on the ground for long enough they'll disallow it
    >>
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    karetsas to score the 2-3
    >>
    APOLOGISE TO YOUR PORTUGOD, KRAUTS!
    >>
    arry needs another (p)
    >>
    >>158433319
    more injuries then g/a
    >>
    Bayern will get another pen, they are fixing this to make it look exciting
    >>
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    SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA
    >>
    >buyern
    >>
    >>158432211
    Bayern needs to go back to only fielding the best white german players
    >>
    >Buyern
    >>
    >>158433337
    the greek patients will save bundesmema
    >>
    Is that the German cole palmer?
    >>
    YOU LET YOUR CLUB DOWN HARRY
    >>
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    >>158433370
    he's off
    >>
    Jobe Bellingham with a very good game. People meme on him but he's massively improving this season. Just can't shoot for shit.
    >>
    they're crying

    look what you did reffie

    why didn't you let arry retake the pen?
    >>
    >>158432211
    it's not real bayern without hoeneß running the show anymore
    >>
    >>158433015
    Yeah its just a coincidence that every single club with potential just happened to fuck up. It's rigged
    >>
    >>158433363
    anon, have you seen the state of the german national team lmao
    >>
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    lmao davies pretending to be sad after he saw himself smiling in the big screen
    >>
    Gadou is the next big thing, he's got pretty much no weaknesses
    >>
    >>158433454
    this dude has had an awesome recovery arc
    >>
    ELVES TILL I DIE
    >>
    Now that Dortmund managed to get a draw, which bottom table team will they choke against?
    >>
    What a cursed match, hope its nothing serious with Gnabry, Olise and Saibari. GG to Dortmund, they got the point away.
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    >>158433483
    >Gnabry, Olise and Saibari
    Isn't Kane the one hit the worst by this match?
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    >>158433501
    I dont think he got injured?
    >>
    >>158433507
    Kovac masterclass
    >>
    >saibaman is a viable player in bundes
    >>
    >>158433516
    Another missed penalty is a critical injury alright.
    Kane kan't perform when it kounts.
    >>
    SISSY CONTEH
    CHRISTIAN CONTEH
    BAMBASE CONTEH
    >>
    >>158432890
    selling the baltics to ziggeria
    >>
    Alter Dortmund mit 127km
    Krasses Spiel
    >>
    >>158433542
    Absolutely not, I take Kane staying injury free, esp since Atletico is up next Tuesday
    >>
    >>158433540
    2 goals in 180 minutes is bretty good for a journeyman player
    >>
    I exclusively watch the Playmobil Highlights
    >>
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    >>158433479
    >>
    >>158433637
    https://x.com/Der_Waeller/status/2116595748347564291
    >>
    >>158433570
    127km? isn brett
    >>
    https://x.com/1900finn/status/2116599409030881614

    fucking lmao
    >>
    >>158433044
    Uh-oh
    >>
    >>158433542
    It was an unfair penalty anyways, and he got an assist.
    >>
    >no kogoro today
    k
    >>
    >>158433123
    Bundesliga had a management and delusion of grandeur problem.
    The teams that could be up there ruined themselves by running a pro team with a sudden big business behind it like it's still a pub league team. Dortmund almost went bankrupt, Schalke and HSV at the time CL and EL staple teams spend money like they're Real or any new money team on washed players with wild salaries while changing trainers like it's underwear.
    They had to sell all those players because they needed the cash to finance all their shit and Bayern was one of the few teams that offered actual cash on hand for them.
    >>
    Schlotti: "Es ist eine lange Saison, aber ich habe mal von Emre (Can; Anm. d. Red.) gehört, dem mal ein großer Spieler gesagt hat: 'Du musst die Monate Oktober, November, Dezember so überstehen, dass du in allen Wettbewerben Chancen hast.' Und wir stehen aktuell überall gut da."

    Who you got, bundies?
    >>
    Oh, right, Hühnchen gegen Bienchen was today.
    It's difficult for me to imagine a match I care less about.
    Did anything fun happen in best bundes or lower?
    >>
    >>158436544
    >Shartuna
    >>
    >Maschsee dead last in bestbundes
    I'm happy about this turn of events
    >>
    >>158436183
    tactical Hufschmied sacking in Winter for the Rückrunden Edin?
    >>
    heh er wird gesackt
    >>
    >>158436183
    >I nowre member can ist still at dorkmund
    kinda grim for both sides to ße deßu
    >>
    >>158439313
    I think its sweet how actual star players like schlotterbeck go out of their way to paint him as relevant. Good team composure
    >>
    Der Emre is Bienchen's personal and officially sponsored Dönerverkäufer.
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