Deutschland - Südkorea WM 2018 sub-editionprevious >>158068003coming up:>Fr., 16.10.Kiel - Hertha [18:30 Uhr]Cottbus - NürnbergFrankfurt - Köln [20:30 Uhr]>Sa., 17.10.Wolfsburg - Heidenheim [13:00 Uhr]K'lautern - BochumFürth - BraunschweigUnion - Dortmund [15:30 Uhr]HSV - StuttgartBremen - PaderbornSchalke - MainzElversberg . AugsburgBayern - Leipzig [18:30 Uhr]Hannover - St. Pauli [20:30 Uhr]>So., 18.10.Karlsruhe - Darmstadt [13:30 Uhr]Dresden - MagdeburgBielefeld - OsnabrückLeverkusen - Freiburg [15:30 Uhr]M'gladbach - Hoffenheim [17:30 Uhr]
>>158217351Anime Elves
>>158217351Akshually decent comfyrence
>>158217351lost 500 bucks cause they couldnt win against fuckin south korea
>>158217871Your own fault, it was obvious after the first two games that Jogi had lost the plot and was only making panic changes.
>>158218059The last white German back 4 in history
>>158218116Only because Boateng got sent off against Sweden thoughbait
>>158217865for me, it’s the Elversberg - Augsburg Einzelspiel
based talib
>>158185189bayernbros..
>>15822100100n Hühnchen isn't what it used to be. Thank God.
>>158218059>>158218116This enrages and confuses the nazi
>>158217351i think germany could've won the wc again in 2018 tbqhkino green kit too
>>158226382meds
>>158226382yeah, the squad was unironically stacked af. probably better than in 2014. unfortunately Jogi was finished and cause absolutely unnecessary drama with the way he handled the Gündogan / Özil and Neuer situations
so funnyand also sadall the mutts in this country are too young to play in this so we get a proper team here and easily win the WCthis is what they took from us
>>158226934>Bei der Premiere für die Ü80-Teams - die Ü75 hatte im vergangenen Jahr den Titel geholt - lolit really do be like thatno mutts = WC
>>158226934Why are you wrong every time?
>>158227419schizo post
>Tigginator starting vs Brewomenhatty incumming
>Lelversberg already 2 upok
picrel: The weakest girl from Elversberg
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Lok just equalized against Chemie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TIGGINATOR
Which part of Elversberg are you from, lads?
/m/assengo Z
>goal and assistWerder is his favorite Opfer
Werner aus Bremen completely helpless against Tigger. How he does it.
>>158228185>>158228202we own the bremtards
guys why is dorkmund shit now out of the sudden?
>>158228283normal buli club ups and downsthey almost never manage to finish a season consistentlyit's different in places like Spain where the coaches know what they do
Mainz ultras are chuds? or bad english?
>>158228356??What do you read in this? This just sounds like a nothing statement about being young. Their dads said exactly the same in the 90's, it's like typical youth culture speech and has always been.
nothings happening
>shartuna
MIROMAXMARIATHE GOAT
>1 point away from the CL Charge place
>elderlyberg
>oldsburg
fun last 10 minutes
>>158229016I think Nkunku will rape Kim today
>>158229016>Castello jrpes6bros.... We unc now
So Füllkrug is the GOAT?
>>158229016Gruda mazaclass
>Spicecastle is back in 3rdhuh I didn't notice. Wasn't everything going to shit in Franconia?>Hühnchen vs Red Bullewww, can't both of them lose>Maschsee vs Pauliewww, can't both of them lose
>>158229410MMMM bringing the WWW for HHI kneel
>Deutsche Ü80-Nationalmannschaft gewinnt WM
>>158228283It is DortmundIf you actually thought they would challenge for the title now and be clutch, you’re an NPC, a goy, a golem, cattle, all the meme terms. In any case, you‘d be very dumb It’s the same as alwaysDortmund don’t deserve to be #2, they are incompetent and mental midgets, but the ungodly money in modern football keeps them afloat
>>158229807^literally just described Bayern
LUCHO
Raum is WASHED WASHED
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PAVLOVIC
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cuck bull classic
Die Büllchen machen das Mäulchen wieder schön weit auf und schlucken den Bayern Samen genüsslich
Red Bull rolling over without any resistance, again
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>>158230356>hammer HSV>hammer Eintracht>get hammered by Como>get hammered by Hühnchensimple as
>>158228283>all of the suddenThey haven't been good since 2013. If buyern were to be banned 10 seasons, bvb wouldn't win once in the timeframe.
>Dosenball
>>158230428>batter sovl clubs>get battered by plastic clubsHeh
>RB player fixing his shoelaces for a minute while the game is still going on around him>get scored on
>>158230468nah their best points haul came after Klopp. reached another CL final tooit's just that Dortmund's peak came when Bayern had Pep
>>158230468trvthnvke
>>158230539Visited Westfallenstadion one year ago, I clearly remember the guide being bittersweet that Reus came to the club and everyone hoped they would win another DFB Meister with him.
>kane
>>158230356Why are they like this
LUDWIG LUDWIG LUDWIG LUDWIG
>>158231041
>>>>>>kane
people uniron get fired over innocent comments but pedophile youth coaches ply their trade for decades
>>158231077Plaste und Elaste
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
HARALD HARALD HARALD
HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
Is Demichelis a b00n inside agent? Augsburg and Schalke showed how to take points from Bayern this season.
Demichelis should just put on a kit and sub himself in, can't be worse than the Schwuchtelball his defence is playing.
>rblel
My boy Demichelingz...
just ban bundesliga posters and delete every single bundesliga thread being made in the future
>Eiern is already up 5:0wew
>>158231219Nnyoo
>Satanisic ontime to concede
>>158231219
They sacked Werner for this lmaoInside agent Klopp was successful
>6-0
>>158231381bulls don't look like scoring
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>unterwüfig>zurückhaltend>passiv
>>158231582>Red Bull, more like Red Cuck
>serge
>>158231654That was a great save from their goalie tho
>b00n ran 7km more than leipshitEchte Söldnertruppe
>raum
>6 goals down>time to start playing
And we're back to normal.At least the Bundesliga has been interesting for a few weeks this season.See you next summer, faggots!
Close game
>le only interesting thing about the league is the title racekys fatty
nothing is interesting about this league really
supporting your favourite club is interesting really
>>158232533I'm almost 40 and I remember season finals you can't even imagine, you little shit.>>158232880Okay, that's fair.
>>158232913warum so mad unc
>>158232913just a few years ago Doofmund choked the league in the last second, which was more dramatic than any of your boomer stories bar the >schalke moment
Sandrobros…
>>158236100>karets.ACK
late night /bundes/how they do it
1860-B00n II live btw https://www.ardmediathek.de/br/live/br-fernsehen-sued/Y3JpZDovL2JyLmRlL0xpdmVzdHJlYW0tQlItU8O8ZA
IN DER BAYERNLIGADA IST ES BEKANNTFAHREN DIE GAYSINGA BAUERN MIT DER S-BAHN AUFS LAND
Meanwhile, Dynamo plays against the Maggis. Looking good for Dynamo.
>floklo
>>158246878Es ist über
someone post the fake kloppo
based Derry Lionel
based Maza
Löwenbros...
>>158247637really good talent
Kloppo spotted
When I told you Kloppo a shit, you doubted me. Now everyone sees that Kloppo a shit.
>Paukenschlag am Sonntagabend: Eintracht Frankfurt hat Sportvorstand Markus Krösche mit sofortiger Wirkung freigestellt. Der Schritt sei auf Wunsch des 46-Jährigen erfolgt, dessen bis 2028 gültiger Vertrag angepasst fortbestehen wird.
CHADbach
>>158250611Welcome to___?
>ATUBOLU masterclass>bundes is silentHuh... what happened
>>158250659Newcastle desu
>kackbach
>>158250659Besiktas
#malochermentalität
Woltemade plays
>>158255053hes getting cooked by Pastaboomers
>ynr
>>158256352that post is two years old and I was correct back thenthey made a huge mistake firing Don Rollo prematurely
158256983Ahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaaaahhhhhhhhaahahahaha
>>158256983I miss Don Rollo posting
>>158256352>finally crawls back from his cave after the Tigginator hammer
Seriously, what the fuck
what happened?
Gladbach
just saw the highlights of the Werder match. absolute meme and lucky goal by Shitgges, as expected.
gol is gol
>>158264375Eberl failed to monetise the players that could’ve been monetised and it’s been a downward spiral ever since with their squad getting weaker every season, bad managerial appointments and a bad overall mood around the club. they’ve been signing second Bundes tier players for years now so it’s not surprising that they’d eventually tend into that direction as well
>Dass Mohamed Ali Zoma dem 1. FC Nürnberg nach seiner Schulterverletzung bei Energie Cottbus fehlen wird, stand bereits fest. Seit Montag steht fest: Der Club muss monatelang auf seinen Topspieler verzichten.
>>158264623huge mistake was not cashing in on Thuram
>>158264501goal and assist sir
>>158265702perfect weight
>>158265604Koné and Neuhaus as well
>Demirbay: „Ich zog mein Trikot aus und man sah mein Türkei-Tattoo.“ Auf dem rechten Schulterblatt hat der gebürtige Hertener (NRW) die türkischen Landesumrisse tätowiert. Und weiter: „Das hat die Dynamik verändert, auch medial. Wie kann es sein, dass ein Spieler für Deutschland spielt und die Karte eines anderen Landes tätowiert hat? Danach wurde ich nie wieder einberufen.“Jogi was based?>Demirbay stellt klar: „Mein Blut ist türkisch. Mein Vater ist Türke, meine Mutter ist Türkin – ich bin ein Türke.“>„Mein größtes Bedauern wird immer sein, nie das Trikot der türkischen Nationalmannschaft getragen zu haben.“obviously
>>158265875Teletubbymade could never
>>158266487solution is simple: abschieben.
>>158266487Same happened with Özil and Gündogan, it's probably because their parents never really integrated. They live in Germany but at home they were raised turkish. It was just more profitable and glamorous to play for the DFB.
>>158267435Özil got a lot of money from Adidas and Mercedes that's trueWhat did Illy and Demirbay get that they wouldn't have gotten?Gründo prolly made more money playing for Man City than his whole time in Germany
>>158267495Gündo obviously didn't play for City when he debuted for Germany in 2011 but >genuine chance at a World Cup/ European 'ship, the Germany team he joined was stacked>higher sponsorship money, Nationalspieler don't show up in Mercedes commercials and Duplos for free>Top teams don't like players playing for nations in Asia/Africa etc because of the travel and retarded third world Football Associations (same for the player probably)Demirbay seems like a dumbass who simply forgot he was a turk.
>>158267435at least Gündogan apologised and was smart enough to at least pretend to have cared about the German national team. Özil meanwhile was just always a low iq pos
GuMoready for another cuckmund embarassment
Sabah? Is’n Brett.
Sabah? Like the vtuber? Sounds like too big of a challenge for Dortmund uezs
For me? The Wormatia Worms
>>158277055>GuMoGuMo
>>158277732having to play the mighty Bodo and the all powerful Sabah right after seems really unfair
>>158277718Sabah? Like the queen from the bible? Sounds like too big of a challenge for Dortmund uezs
>Kimmich fehlt Bayern aus privaten Gründengumo
>>158279114early>why oh whypost
rare Hoffraud W
>>158279114Is it another humiliation ritual today?
fun fact: sabah only pulls 1k fans per homematch every other week, and this is not there usual stadium
>>158255053
>>158279623multiple that three times and make it from eplel, this is an kind of ok stat for buntards
What went so horribly wrong Dortmundsisters?
>>158279689not enough Straftraining
GUIRAZZZZZZY
>>158279689not enough Nackenklatscher
looks like Dortmund is in full control
against the mighty Sabah FK!
>>158279754always does until the ref kicks in
>stuttgart 4th
>mom why can't we play sabber every week?
>>158279773Easy games against Bratislava and Viking (lel) so far. Cholo will be another calibre tonight
lmao rigged bs
>doesn't understand the offside trapare you a girl?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wa sist pasirt
surely they won't KWAB again?
IMAGINE getting DOMINATED by fucking sabah kek
>this is too much for Dortmund
>Schwuler BVBKeke topp
Glück gehabt.
ez
>>158280368
Quick break playing some farmers in the uuh Champions League, back to playing real teams in the /bundes/ now
>2:1 gegen Sabah FKGEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!
feels like another season without trophies
Sabah bros why couldn't we beat the Bienchen?
>>158280392>putting the CL topscorer on the bench just Fraud Hoeness things
based Leweking
>tipped cuckmund zu null vs some literal 3rd world shithole teami have only myself to blame
so it begins... i told you Spain is overpowered
>>158281710>
WIRTZ
Gansibros....
>stuttgart 3rd
>>158281495silly me with Dembouz (C)
>hühnchen>bulls
hello
>coming upOFI - Leverkusen [18:45 Uhr]Hoffenheim - Lyon [21:00 Uhr]Monaco - Freiburg
stanisic is the definition of midsaibari is shitbischof is great
Bishop is a good lad yes
>>158289813Monaco Freiburg on RTL. based based based>>158289953Stanisic is not Bayern level. the problem is that his market value is way too high so no club is interested in buying him
well well well
>>158290464Should have sold Stanisic after the Leverkusen loan, before he tanked his value. Außenverteidiger still a massive problem for B00n. Kompany rightfully doesn't trust Brauns or Davies defense, Ito too slow, Booey still hanging around on the bench somehow.
>>158290489Kane and Olise will drain it. I wouldn't be surprised if the latter gets a signing bonus of 25M in addition to the 25M yearly
>>158289953Yea, Stanisic is useless. Saibari should be replaced by Wirtz next season. He won't cost more than 70M now and Musiala is dead anyway
>>158290489You now remember bundestards saying he would leave kek
>>158290505there simply isn’t a single top tier RB in world footy apart from Hakimi
>>158290857why is that? RB used to be the easiest position and now it's impossible to be world class at it
>>158290880yeah I don’t really get it eitherfor Germany specifically I think Lahm just dominated the position so hard for a while that at least a small amount of talented players might’ve re-orientated themselves. however that’s been going on for way too long as well by now to really be a sensible explanation and it obviously also doesn’t explain the complete drought on that position on the international level
Hoffenheim is not a plastic club you cunts. A wealthy man buying the club from his irrelevant small village in BaWü is the opposite of plastic, it is SOVL af. He gave back to his hometown, and made people happy.Plastic would be if he bought Hertha or FC Union, and then pumped it full of billions until it became a juggernaught in German football and European football
>>158291409doesn't work that way
>>158217361
>>158292055left: whoreright: whoreThe wood elf is the superior slut, though.
>>158290530Olise isn't signing anything regardless of moneyHe's already on media strike, collecting reds against Viking and so on
>>158292381Cope
>>158290505>>158290857It would be so easy, just play Kimmich as a RB. He's a pretty good RB but in midfield he's just a flat track bully. He can dominate Bundes teams but whenever Bayern plays top tier CL teams he's out of his depth.Those 250M should be spent on the best goalkeeper available (most important) and a proper 6
>>158292055Easy choice.
>>158292381Madrid won't pay him 25M, not even close and they already bought Diamonde for, what was it, 140M?
>>158292489Yea they bought Diomande after realizing Olise wasnt gonna strike for his moveOnly club I can see being attractive enough for him in terms of money and titles besides b00n is PSG. But thats still off since he has 3 years left on his contract, only considering he doesnt extend.
since I don't watch bundesball anymore i had no idea jonas hofmann was still alive let alone playing european nights at bayer
>>158292489Dementino will absolutely pay 25M/yr for a "galactio" ngubu, just look at Mbapi, Jude or Vini. Especially if Barca keeps dominating Real like they are at the moment.I thought Olise would go back to England to join Man City, but they will be out of the picture soon and none of the other teams can afford him. It will be Real, PSG or maybe Saudi already
>>158293142the new spanish coach didn't know him eitherhe had to work his way back into the europa squad
>>158293142There was a transfer rumour of him going to the Saudi Pro League in the summer lol
>>158293170Hoffraud has been a finished boomer, notevenbundes-tier (at best) player for years now and was only nominated for Europe because there was quite literally no other option and they had to fill up the vacant squad spot
>>158292489>ynr the spanish media campaign during the entire summer only to settle for Diomande instead
Woltechad starting in a /bundes/ trio
>>158293220deadly
>>158293220KINO
>>158293220loltemade
>158293210common Bremtard Lcommon Hofchad W
>the ouster of OFIsad, pathetic and KWAHoffraud
>>158293220the three frauds
did I just unlock jonas hoffman by randomly remembering the good old dortmund days?
>>158293631yep
Hofchad mazaclass on a big European night and hooked
Goltemade assist + goal(p)
>the mighty rennes
those French clubs always go super sayan on british clubs and against us they are like demure little kitten
WELLER
Kall him up Klopp
Why did Dortmund let Brunner go? He looks class.
>>158295187he fucked a physio there when he was underage
>>158293148>Mbapi, Jude or ViniThose three cost 'only' cost 172M combined. Olise would be a completely different ballgame. Bayern would only accept a world record fee, so more than Neymar's 222M for one player alone. And then you have to pay him higher wages and a massive signing fee too. I don't think Madrid has that kind of money and it's not like they will sell Diamonde after 1 year or have sit on the bench after paying so much>>158292608Yea, only PSG could afford Olise
>>158295233wtfis that the genes of his father kicking in?
>>158295284PSG would probably get investigated like City after that scandal if they paid 250M for Olise and there's no way City will play Champions league next year even if they don't get dropped to second devision which is unlikely
Der Brunner... wär das einer für den Kloppo?
you need a technical and intelligent team to beat ngubus and Freiburg is neither
schwaches spiel von freiburg muss ich sagen, da geht ja garnichts
>bremenanon said anime Shartubolu is the future of the shaft
based Brechad (big penis btw) is an Urbig lifelong tho
the art of always finding the biggest fraud to rep
didn't know Bremi is a fan of you
>>158217351has anyone who has come through the rb manager pipeline been non fraudulent? theres probably some here but its a low percentagesalzburg1 Nicola Jurčević March–April 2005*2 Manfred Linzmaier April–June 2005 (interim)3 Kurt Jara July 2005–May 20064 Giovanni Trapattoni June 2006–April 20085 Lothar Matthäus June 2006–June 2007 (co-manager)6 Co Adriaanse July 2008–June 20097 Huub Stevens June 2009–April 20118 Ricardo Moniz April 2011–June 20129 Roger Schmidt July 2012–May 201410 Adi Hütter June 2014–June 201511 Peter Zeidler June–December 201512 Thomas Letsch December 2015 (interim)13 Óscar García December 2015–June 201714 Marco Rose June 2017–June 201915 Jesse Marsch June 2019–June 202116 Matthias Jaissle July 2021–July 202317 Alexander Hauser July 2023 (interim)18 Florens Koch July 2023 (interim)19 Gerhard Struber July 2023–April 202420 Onur Cinel April–May 2024 (interim)21 Pepijn Lijnders 2024 (appointed in May; took charge for the 2024–25 season)22 Thomas Letsch December 2024–February 202623 Daniel Beichler February–May 2026leipzig1 Tino Vogel July 2009–June 20102 Tomas Oral July 2010–June 20113 Peter Pacult July 2011–June 20124 Alexander Zorniger July 2012–February 20155 Achim Beierlorzer February–June 2015 (interim)6 Ralf Rangnick July 2015–June 20167 Ralph Hasenhüttl July 2016–May 20188 Ralf Rangnick July 2018–June 20199 Julian Nagelsmann July 2019–June 202110 Jesse Marsch July–December 202111 Achim Beierlorzer December 2021 (interim)12 Domenico Tedesco December 2021–September 202213 Marco Rose September 2022–March 202514 Zsolt Lőw March–June 2025 (interim)15 Ole Werner July 2025–June 2026
autism
>>158296228Hütter, Schmidt, Kovac. Rangnick is more of a >Schalke man really
>>158296265You love to See it.Its never been this clear to me that Leipzig really is all frauds.
>>158296228>>158296325Ralle is better than what people say. Same with Loddar, actually. It's just for his personal life choices that people over don't take him seriously, but let's be real, if any of us had an endless supply of Eastern European prostitutes, we would take it.
>>158296118hehe gottem
>>158296265Looks more like AI to me.
>>158304097Loddar's son looks off-puttingly slavic sadly
Friday night /bundes/
Hat jemand zufällig die PK mit Hütter heute gesehen? Der hat Can Uzun ordentlich abrasiert.
Klopp über Tresoldi: >"Ich finde das komplett in Ordnung, dass die Jungs nachdenken, aber wir müssen auch niemandem hinterherlaufen". Einen Spieler für die Nationalelf zu überreden, das könne auch nicht richtig sein. Based. Dude is 22 and can't decide what country he is from.
>>158305467It's not like I couldn't understand the player: I'm by all applicable standards German (and nothing else), but frankly said, I would never want to be associated with the >DFB of the current year.That said, Italy is currently in a horrible state as well. So the only winning move appears to be choosing neither.
>>158305594He could pick Argentina too
it's literally impossible for a manlet like me (175cm) to find Jeans that aren't too long.
>>158306340That's his angle, we are only the bait. He's passdeutsch, lived here for about 7-8 years that's it
>>158305594A player shouldn't "pick" his nationality. Tresoldi was born to an Italian father and Argentinian mother in Italy and lived there until he was 12, before moving to Germany. He obviously is Italian
>Notartzteinsatz an der Saeberner strasse. Kompany mit Rettungshubschrauber ins Krankenhaus.Kompany dood. Wad nuu?
>Kompany dedvaxx or blacks just being more prone to medical issues?
sources tell me Vincent is stable,please god
the best thing that could have happened to BayernPep will jump at this chance even if it's only for a few months
>>158306890>another notfalleinsatz has hit the allianz arena
Ebola
>>158306890>mit Rettungshubschrauberfake news in /bundes/ colour me surprised
>>158306890Damn, hope he's in ordnung
>>158306890Talksport in bongistan saying it was by amberlamps not the choppa
damn my kicker team is cooked fäm
there was a chopper, but it was not used at the end
>>158307928u wanna play some mw4 with me?
KACKBACHER ZIGEUNER
kek anyone got a webm of that gk mistake
>2 matches in 2nd Bundes>2 draws>2 goals in totalwow how awful
shitgart is absolute garbage
>ScallyIsn't that the woman of Akte X?
based Shuto
>>158308568ne echte Maschine
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SeimenStuttgart just begging to get scored on
RED CARD
based Demirochad as always
you may now cope. you may now seethe.
NEW AGENT 007 JUST DROPPED. FRESHLY SERVED WITH HIS DÖNERMESSER
>>158306890hate to be that guy, but vaxx status?
Moyha is a cute femboy
>>158306401wew that must suck32 / 34 Levi’s 501 is god tier
>>158308992Nager was right.
>>158309000This literally means that it works, chud.>>158308992oof
>>158309205>nager to manuimagine a /mug/ led by the rattenmann>nager to rasenballif not for all the plastic, this might be the better case
>>158310231>/mug/ led by the rattenmann>/mug/You know... /bundes/ used to have a team...https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//bundes/Might be worth looking into, not just for /sp/ events, but in general.
How are we feeling today Schalkebros?
>>158317035gay and retarded
Anyone got streams for 2. Bundes? My usual isn't working.
>War unter der Woche schon in Klinik>Vor Kompany-Kollaps sah Bayern viel Kaffee, Stress, Arbeitit's Merz' fault
KYLIAN DICTATOR
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ultra rare tigginator no show heute
kicking the comfy off with seethe about Schalkenice
>urukhai
kek if Lücke gets the golden boot
>>158318606joke league
el mala double kill
are Augsburg and Union the rudest clubs rn?
what went wrong
>HIV
anime
>>158319471Anime für Deutschland
>Hertha 100 Punkte>based Werder chads win>HIV losewhat a day!
Proper snoozedes matchday
Will mal wieder keiner gewesen sein.
>>158319673lel
What did he mean by this?
>>158319833forgot my picture
What happens here? Who do they support? Why don't they have any teams in the Bundesliga?
>>158319869They have Jena and Erfurt who I'm pretty sure used to be 2. Bundes, but they're in the shitter now.
>>158319869DDR doesn't get to have teams in the Bundes. Them's the rules.There's actually interesting history behind it, mostly reunification screwing over East German football. I think there is a good HITC video about it.
>>158319845Werder geil
>>158319915What do they do to have fun then? Do they have other sports, or do they just drink all day?
>>158319869Them Wessis holding us down.Also bad financial decisions and dependence on all the worst of modern Wessiland capitalism.For example, Wacker Nordhausen once completely demolished the Regionalliga when their club president was some criminal bouncer who just invested too much. When he bankrupted himself, he took the club with him (very abridged version).The big team are from Erfurt and Kalle Jena. Jena still leads the all-time table of the DDR Oberliga, both played in second Bundes for a while, then got screwed over in the Third and now suffer from the Regionalliga bottleneck.In short, blame Wessis.
>>158320008They go to Regionalliga matches.
>>158320008thüringer sausages are amazing
>>158319446Molochian team defeats the ELVES, can't say I'm surprised
>>158320120this, and Gehacktes. Thüringen also has all the booze they make in Nordhausen, there's the Weimarer Klassik and Björn Höcke. A lot is going on in Thüringen.
158319640obsessed
Der Mensch Vinzent Kompanie
Silva still can't shoot
ATU
>>158320008they go hiking in the based Thüringer Wald
>>158321222What if they get lost?
>>158320120yea they are great
>>158320179>Thüringen also has all the booze they make in NordhausenIs that why they sound drunk whenever they talk?
>0-0 against CrackfurtBienchenbros?
>>158321354they’ll have to hope to have enough booze and sausage to sustain them until they reach the next village
cough cough
don't worry, we got this dortmundbros
Thats a lotta smoke
>>158322020Elves are for ____?
>>158322045filling versatile roles
oh loard they chimping
>B00beinah 70 minuten bis der mal nen geistesblitz hat
games like this Dortmund sorely miss the unpredictability of Brandt
>>158322250hot.
>>158322535What did they expect when they extended Kovac contract early and without any need or reason?He will never change his style of play and Dortmund will continue to play like Union Berlin.
I still remember when Robin Koch was young up and coming talent
my fucking neger B00
>>158322514>>158322514>>158322514
Always forget that Goatse is still playing
should win another one today
SPITZENREITER
>1:0 gegen FrankfurtGEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!
>keine meisterschaft>champions league aus >kein dfb pokal >kein triple oh gott wird es lustig die fressen der roten erfolgsfotzen am ende der saison zu sehen
>Klopp: „Niclas Füllkrug schießt in der Bundesliga ein Tor nach dem anderen, aber er ist 33. Das ist nicht meine Schuld.“>„Wir haben eine Gegenwart, eine mittelfristige Zukunft und eine langfristige Zukunft. In der Gegenwart kann es natürlich funktionieren, mittelfristig unter Umständen auch langfristig. Also müssen wir jetzt mal sehen.“Füllkrug: „Er hat Fakten aufgezählt, mehr nicht. Ich bin 33 und schieße ein Tor nach dem anderen. Das war ja ohne Meinung. Es hat mich überhaupt nicht extra motiviert.“>„Ich spiele nicht für eine Nominierung. Ich spiele für Werder. Ich kann nichts sagen, was soll ich sagen? Ich weiß ja nichts. Alles, was ich sage, kann falsch sein oder ist vorgegriffen. Wirklich: Es interessiert mich einfach nicht.“
>>158324476imagine argentina not calling up messi cuz he was le old o algo
>>158324753Lücke is not as good as Messi, controversial as that statement might be.
>>158324860bad example i guess. how old was Klose in 2014?
speaking of Klose.. >KLOse without Zoomer
>der anstehende Bundesliga-KnallerDo they still try to sell Hühnchen vs Bienchen as some kind of special match to foreigners who might watch this on TV?
>that random 2000s bundesliga player you remember for some reason for me, it's martin amedick
>>158325427literally who
>ynr you now rember Sebastian Deisler>>158325502He used to play for my club in second bundes back in the days.
>>158325266the past one or two decades, every single buli hinrundenmatch was inbetween end of october and somwhat end of november. funny, innit? makes you wonder how random the spielplan actually is.imo we've been fed scripted entertainment here, not actual sports anymore.
>glubb glubb glubb
>>158325127I think 36.
>place 3 with 9:4
>>158325990Based Kovac
>>158325990i told you about Lautre this season and you >Lieberknecht'ed me
>ynr nick jackson
>>158325427Thorben Marx and his shitty boyband hair... Vahid Hashemian playing for Buyern... Julian De Guzman at Hannover... Jacek Kryznowek and his hammer left foot... Timothy Atouba, the gute Laune Tuba
how can one man be so based? obviously I don't have to mention who
>>158327125Our Kassandra
>>158327548DoPa today
>>158325990based Kaiserslautern Novolines
time for the beer
>>158325427Late 90s >>> 2000sChapuisat, Andi Möller, Christian Wörns, Jens Lehmann
>>158340098Peak Lehmann was in the 2000s
>>158325427for me, it's Fernando Meira, bundesliga champion
can Freiburg win?
>eichstätt 1860that's where we went to the jugendherberge in grundschale dawg
>Niedersachsenderby>the scoreline is 1:0 for Eintracht>96 is getting stronger (they are still shit)>Eintracht's goalkeeper is ded and needs to get subbed outwhat a script
the Waltertrain has no stopping from now on
>a Necher decides the Lower Saxon derby>he's from the Schwarzwaldhehanyway I often wonder if those people even understand what they play for
Who would have expected such a turn of events?
>>158341792Imagine the outcry if ossis did this.
Germonkeys since 2015: *silence*Germonkeys when Goyball: >>158341792
Is Klose right? Is the FCK a Spitzenteam?
>>158341674I mean, why wouldn't they?
wtf
>Fährmann: „Er wird den Verein verlassen. Er wird bald zu Barça oder Real Madrid gehen, weil er einfach das Abenteuer im Ausland sucht und auch mit Bayern nicht so verbunden ist wie Joshua Kimmich.“>Einen Streik, wie einst bei Ousmane Dembélé, schließt Fährmann aus. Er glaubt aber: Wenn ein Spieler wirklich gehen will und sich unwohl fühlt, „wird es irgendwo einen Weg geben.“>Die Aussagen von Uli Hoeneß, der die Bayern zuletzt als unwiderstehlichen Klub dargestellt hatte, wertet Fährmann als Machtdemonstration – nicht als echte Garantie. „Was soll er jetzt auch anderes sagen?“Uli bros ... this wasn't supposed to come out yet ...
>Hopp - Lelverkusen>absolutely nothing happensok
>Kompany has depriwe need to have a discussion about the mental health crisis in footballi am thinking a DFB workshop on mental loadand please everyone in the media and people on social media, stop being so critical of the players and coaches.
>aua aua mein schiri
the eternal Kramaric
based low iq prass
UPA
>clear handball>goal allowedScheiss DFB
Freiburg is just going to keep playing high light this, huh?Third dangerous counter from Bayern
Come on, you stupid nazis. Score more goals.
GRANATBRY
>>158343848>Ich will Spaß haben.Eberl confirmed to be a retarded millennial woman.If I was one of these faggots, one look at my Kontostand would cure any mental health problems. (I know that money isn't everything but you sleep a lot better when you don't have to worry about that shit anymore.)
>>158344646>Getting a red card for taking off your shirt after scoring on the 7th matchdaybased retard
how does Zwayer manage to always stand in the way
bokbokbokGrifo macht noch einen
>>158342765Nutze doch wenigstens KI für deine rassistische Scheiße.Das sieht ein Blinder mit Krückstock, dass die Melone geshoppt ist.
BISCHIIII
>>158347120He's the 12th buyern player
Wir schwimmen!
kek that goalkeeper
>Anime Shartu>Kackhaus
OH LEE SEH
lmao fucks sake
>kackhauskeeeeek
OLISE
/bundes/' day ruined again
typical Bayerndusel
Back to factory setting!
>>158347329.
>>158347830>>158295721
>>158346114You argue like a woman.
>>158348625You have obviously never talked to a woman, retard.
Is this true?
>>158348625he is completely right
>>158350575"How can he be unhappy if he has material wealth?" is something a woman would say.
>>158353447More like>stop being a bitch and be grateful for what you have (which is a whole fucking lot)
>>158347968>>158295746
KYLIAN BALLON DOR
>Goldball>some French Bimbowho cares lel
>>158217351such a beautiful kit
You guys gonna let kovac talk about you in this manner?>>158364713
>>158353447huh? that’s precisely the sort of shit men say
>„Sportvorstand Max Eberl muss aufgrund einer Erkältung das Bett hüten und kann daher die Reise zur Ballon d‘Or-Gala am heutigen Montagabend in London nicht mit antreten.“Zu tiefst menschlich der Max
>>158365908the Croatian schizo is simply insane and cannot be reasoned with
>>158365908Truth be told, I have no idea what this "person" says, this just reads like incoherent brabbling.I can't be bothered to care.
>>158366757KYLIAN BALLON DOR
>>158365908Stanisic is not Bayern level
>9/10 sweep for spainthey will have their 4th star so fast
>cuckern hühnchenkek
imagine being lewandowski rn
>eblarl out with a fucking flu
>>158355036>>158367899>>158372573.
>"Ich bin sprachlos“, sagte Kane und setzte an: „Glücklicherweise habe ich diesen Zettel. Ich danke allen und jedem, der für mich gestimmt hat. Ich kann mir vorstellen, dass es sehr schwer dieses Jahr war. An meine Mitspieler, von denen einige hier sind, Michael, Upa, Lucha, Lenny – ohne euch wäre das nicht möglich gewesen. An Vinnie, ich denke, er ist noch im Krankenhaus, ich hoffe, es gibt neue Energie."
>>158373655
Kane winning made me smile
>>158355036>>158367899KWAAAAAAB
>GoldballHarald didn't win anything
>>158373833Was also the only moment the camera showed Olise smiling kekBro looked like he wanted to be anywhere else
If his name was Harald Krattenmacher, he would've never won.
>>158374072Olise hugged Harry and he actually looked happy for him
>>158374072>Olise smilingI love this lad
>>158355036>>158367899
>>158217351
De Harald
>>158380405>Karl on his tippy toes
>>158355036>>158367899Och nö nö nö
>>158381031quick rundown?
>>158381154He said the chink dictator is a dictator
>>158381171Crow calling the raven black dontchathink
>>158381031>The announcements came after a video emerged online with Mbappé saying that the funniest internet meme he had seen was of his face photo-shopped on to that of “some guy – I think he’s a Chinese dictator”>>I think he’s a Chinese dictatorlel
>>158382468Basiert
>Auch Kanes Reaktion bei der Verkündung des Siegers nahm Guti ins Visier. Der Bayern-Star habe überrascht gewirkt. Für Guti ein Hinweis darauf, dass Kane selbst nicht mit dem Triumph gerechnet habe.kek
>>158325427For me, it's Rafinha (schalke, bayern munich)
>Pokal today*Wagner.jpg*
>bayern vs dortmund on saturdaykek what a perfect timing for kane to show off his ballon and score a hattrick on the black and yellow cucks
>>158382468>>158383644
>Unverhoffte Arbeit rund um das Stadion an der Hafenstraße: In der Nacht von Montag auf dem Dienstag vor dem Pokalspiel zwischen Rot-Weiss Essen und RB Leipzig haben bisher unbekannte Täter den Zugang zum Gästebereich mit Beton versiegelt.>Bilder von vor Ort zeigen, dass die beiden Zäune am Eingang zum Gästebereich durch den Beton miteinander verschmolzen wurden, sodass sich das Tor nun nicht mehr öffnen lässt. Ganz offensichtlich wollen die Täter damit den Leipziger Fans den Zugang zum Stadion verwehren. Auf dem einbetonierten Tor waren mehrere Sticker mit Anti-RB-Aufschrift angebracht.based
ficken und vergessen, bullbros
>>158383696>Leipziger Fans ?
no upsets?
Based BrummeEssen continues to be the Pokalschreck
>Dosen
>>158384429cuck bull being cuck bull desu
based ref
>this is how Großaspach can still win
BRUMMMM BRUMMMMM
NEU>>158384550>>158384550
>>158384592>not vjuiceCuck