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>Stanley Matthews won the first ever Ballon D'or aged 41 playing for Blackpool How times change. Would be impossible nowadays.
Last thread got pulped for some reason: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/158371435OP must have got banned
>>158374984Yeah he's probably dead now.
>>158375130and the previous one also got trashedjanny probably got tired from united being spanked as OP lol
>>158375130the yank spammer was the OP? good, its not even funny banter its just dumping a foldermight even be a bot
>Kane winning the Balon D'or>Liversissy's spam thread got nukedEXCELLENT DAY FOR ENGLISH FOOTBALL
>>158375136You reckon?
saturday: chelsea 0-2 tottenhammonday: kane ballon d’or
corr gud times fer british spurs fans
my local won again ladsit's nice they're being good while united are actively sabotaging carrick's career
>>158375685they think support your local is a slight but its actually just well meaning good advice
Nah you get a 3 month ban for making fun of a women's wrestler on /pw/
you NOW remember Harry Kane snubbing Manchester United
Manchester United FC
some say they're the new Chelsea
Life lesson: if you want to turn your life around, reject anything to do with spurs
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBDY SEEN LIVERSISSY'S THREAD?!!?!
>>158379286Kek
What did he do?
>>158379286>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBDY SEEN LIVERSISSY'S THREAD?!!?!Never fails to make me laugh
Etihad Airways plan to sue the Premier League
Liverpool will lose to ChelseaCity will win and on the weekend Brighton win, CP wins and Arsenal upset Liverpool at Klanfield.
Liverpool are winning the premier league this season. And that's disgusting.
>>158380713>Chelsea winningHAHAHAHA
>God Four today and tomorrowDangerously based
What do we think of arr harry winning the thing? I believe he's done more than jamal and mboope
>>158380812To be fair, yamal didn't do shit at the world cup. He only won laliga with barca, which is equal to winning bundesliga with buyern.
You do not hate them enough
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
>>158380812Good for himI can't believe how much JFs care about the ballon do'r though, I couldn't give a fuck
>>158381130only cared a bit personally this time because its nice for kane, other than that watching spaniards get the small awards and saka getting the nigon d'or had me falling asleep, shall not be watching again
>>158381078saw him at the lopping off clinic, why was i there? to get my special edition rainbow de Ligt match attax card signed to resell>>158381130balon door has turned into the oscars/met gala for football fanssports fans are spiritually women especially the ones that care about yankified award shows
>Tran U out the cup alreadyKek. Wonder if the players will be crying about squad depth when they are only playing one game this week.
>>158381291wait Tran U don't have a game tonight?? I thought it was like the first round for Prem teams?! why wouldn't Tran U be there!?
Andre Onana is 3rd in his league.Where's Senne Lammens?
>>158381307Well Michael maybe don't raise your daughter to be a slag
>>158381307The ratio of likes/dislikes tells you something about the demographics of the BBC live commentary audience.
To applaud Kane's award is to give permanent legitimacy to the Bundesliga It's not a price worth paying
Does it ever get tiring for Man United fans? You spend so much money every year, signing hyped up players, hyped up youth prospects, hyped up big name players every single year and genuinely ALL of them bar maybe Bruno Fernandes and maybe Ibrahimovic have been a massive flop. Alexis? Flop. Pogba? Flop. Antony? Flop. Maguire? Flop. Sancho? Flop. Lukaku? Flop. Cavani? Flop? Hojlund? Flop. Cunha? Flop. Mbeumo? Flop. Baleba? Flop. Di Maria? Flop. Mount? Flop. Yoro? Flop. Martial? Flop. Fred? Flop. Lisandro Martinez? Flop and hates the club. Onana? Flop. Lammens? Flop. Ugarte? Flop. De Ligt? Flop. Wan Bissaka? Flop. Mkhitaryan? Flop. Van de Beek? Flop. Lindelof? Flop. Depay? Flop. I could keep going but I'd hit the character limit.
>>158381337>>158381345Its just been edited with a excerpt from alan partridge
>>158381542Based misinformation basher
Lads, how much do you put in for one?
Manure Trans are trying to use Jason Wilcox as their scapegoat this time instead of Carrick.
>>158379821Pleasured spastics
>>158381615quid
>>158381623It's a cycle of scapegoats over there for the trannies just like our club, Gakpo last season, Frimpong this season
this post could look really dumb in an hour but it looks like carrick is staying
Who do Chelsea fans scapegoat? Can we talk about that? I know some Arscucks hate Odegaard for some reason
just remembered Chelsea lost at home to that fucking shjt football club Tottenham Hotspur who are shit at football
>>158381804simmer down aw
>>158381796Of course Arsenal fans will blame any shortcomings on their whitest player.
>>158381795They will be arranging his replacement in the background
Arry :)
>>158381872It's like a trophy for Spurs!
Why are you cunts so obsessed with your shit gimmick? So many other matches and you keep bringing up Chelsea I'm fucking sick of it.
>>158381804Chelsea pulled a Tran U, fucking embarrassing >>158381855If his name was LeMarcus Odebayo they'd love him
I will watch my sportsball team beat another irrelevant sportsball team tonight and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Bomboclaat
We lose every weekWe lose every weeeeekkkYoure nothing special we lose every week
Sunderchads, I’m not feeling so good about this season
It's okay mackemdossers at least we can gan to the metty and splunk our dosh at the casino howay the troon
can we talk about Chelsea or not??
Fifty Grand he was.
How many dying children have arsenal used for PR and then left to die this week?
whey aye man that's propa cushdy that like
>>158382127you seem a bit gay for him
>>158382184Arsenal pulling a Sunderland
Second season syndrome
>>158381615who carries coins around nowadays?
It's pleasing to see that no matter how much money Oilcastle have, their fans will always be obsessed with their historically superior mackem neighbours
>>158382242bit of an anti-climax after they had spent so long trying to get out of League One
>>158375768slam bloke get smoked
>>158375768>you get a 3 month ban for making fun of a women's wrestler on /pw/We've seen similar here when you talk about the £3bn bottlejobs
I see there's been another stag do in Ireland
>>158382243I'm a cash chad
>>158382400dare I say it but are we talking about a London club that wears blue?
>England-Republic of Ireland U15 World Cup game ends over alleged racism
>>158382366I'm afraid to say that name now
Unblock me janny norton
Chelsea Blue Chelsea Green
>BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea.>Training is taking place as usual. >#MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.Carrick IN
>>158382410I don't want to go that far
Chelsea Green LGBTQ Val Venis
>>158382503so he'll be managing them this week in the carabou cup?
>>158382503>to be given timethey don't want any incoming replacement to have to deal with the current fixture list until like the new year lel.
>Understand that Pierre Sage will take charge of Crystal Palace’s games against Fulham and Tottenham this week but is expected be sacked if they lose against Spurs on Saturday. Told that a couple of leading players in squad have sent messages of support to the Frenchman
>>158382536crystal palace have leading players?
>>158382503i've been sweating ever since i posted this >>158381795can finally relax nowwhat a gamble, what a rush
>>158382541Within the squad arguably yes, in general probably not.
>>158382542>i've been sweating ever since i posted thisme after I talk about who Spurs battered on Saturday
>>158382542you're the man in the arena
Glazers and Sir Jim the Chelsea fan keeping Carrick at the wheel so they get maximum revenue from the documentary
>>158382524>so he'll be managing them this week in the carabou cup?KEK
would a caribou cup draw any attention from football fans
CarrickPoo Cup
>>158382503Probably seen that if even spurs can do it then they can too
>>158382598>Probably seen that if even spurs can do it then they can tooFair point but also TBF the Ashkenazi Spurs do love to give Transmanchester United a good bollocking
Spurs should probably win their next match considering they didn't play anyone this weekend
Top of the Seth FREAKIN Rollins morning lads
It raycis
>>158382657>front 3 of Livramento, Osula, Baz
Why does Harry Kane make brownoids and Liversissy seethe so bad?
Ynr Mantroony shitting on Kane after we got knocked out of the cup and calling him a fraud
>>158382721do you think it's because of this>>158382699>Sunderland's Chris Rigg
>>158382701It's because Kane is white any they aren't. I've noticed Irish flags seething especially hard, so the Hillsborough murderers won't like it either.
If only, eh
>>158382701>>158382731He reminds them of the time Caicedo snubbed them
>>158382746The GOAT surrounded by some brown tranny
>>158382701>brownoids and LiversissyYou said the same thing twice
>>158382730They actually thought Carrick, yes that Carrick that is currently under fire for being shit, could pull Kane from Bayern!
>>158382774how it could've started vs how it's actually going
>>158382701Pls stop mentioning me x
Two players that rejected chopping their willies off for Sir Jim, even if Rice does look submissive here
>>158381938RAASLAAT RUDE BWOI SELEKTAH! POP! POP! POP! BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!etc.https://youtu.be/zdfmlvRiSAg
Winning the league with Bayern or fighting for relegation with Dilated?
>>158382701They're always seething
>>158382746amazing how ten hag was able to.find a diamond in the rough like kane, what an eye for talent
>>158382802BUMBOCLAAAAAT RAAAACLAAT PUSSIO WAGWARN ISSA BATTYMAN TING YA GET ME SENPAI YADUNKNO UK RUDEBWOI REWIND DAT SELEKTAHJUNGLIST MASSIF
>>158382841Which one is Alien, which one is Predator
>>158382838maybe ten hag should keep scouting..... IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
On sunday the fans were alternating between attacking the glazers, ineos, berrada, wilcox and players then supporting carrick. The point was bye to carrick, and there are bigger problems than carrick at the club. I can only assume the retards running the club took that as a show of support, and they've bottled sacking him. Because if they genuinely believe he's the right man for the job, he's either going to sink or swim. Very quickly. The owners and executives are playing with fire. They're about to claim "we knew he was our man" all along, or they're going to look incredibly stupid and incompetent. Wilcox and berrada won't survive it surely, the pressure on ineos and the glazers will be intense. Because what are they actually basing the decision on to keep him, its not results thats for sure, its not performances. Its not because the squad think he's brilliant either judging by the unrest over recent weeks. So what are they doing. Committing to the end of the season? They could be relegated. To the international break? What changes from now until then? 3 games to save his job? Does that ever end well. Chelsea, Roma, Villa. If the squad arent feeling it. The squad typically respond badly to pressure. It could be 3 defeats, then what, now pull the trigger? What a fucking mess
>>15838270199% of Liverpool fans are Irish or Indian immigrants and you ask why they're not hapoy about England captain Harry Kane winning the Balon D'or lol
>>158382865Losing 3-0 to Bournemouth and serenading Carrick after the match was the death knell
>>158382869>Manc>hapoy Good morning saar veddy good timing the in the new delhis yes brahmin?
>>158382857
>>158382878the Whitest Mantroonians
>>158381795They have a terrible run of games. Let him take the beating until the international break at least.
Lenny "Look at me I am the Slip now" Yoro
Liversissy's thread got deleted kek
>>158383142Slippy Y
Nice wholesome backline filled with hard working people :)
>>158383151It was actually 3 threads that got deleted...
>>158383142I don't think that's what happened here, but I always love it when the home team makes the pitch extra slick at the last minute to try and be wiseguys but it ends up being their undoing.
>>158383142explains his long face after the match
>>158383215>explains his long face after the matchyou cheeky bugga
>>158383151>>158383190Oh no no no... sissy bros, we're being eliminated!
0161 Slippy on the map
>>158383200Wiseguy eh?
>>158383257We still have the memories (and the archives) of his 72 hour vpn melty.
What's your favourite line from Goodfellas? Mine is when Joe Pesci goes "You Spurs muddafucka you"Or maybe that's Casino, I'm not sure
Tell me, why do you slip, Slippy Y?
>>158383305>*unintelligible Tutsi Hutu noises*
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>>15838314260 million GBP btw
>>158383399for a 17 year old too, grim!
>>158383315Kek
>>158383353Awful lot of SPECKY cunts in that crowd
>>158383432They tried to get palestine flags up at the same time and other fans pulled them down
>>158382503>we've looked around and no fucker wants the job so...
>>158383190>he's rightlol what the fuck happened there
>>158383469Got to please the Glazers
>>158383142If even one of Dalot or Heaven hadn't just given up on the play they might have still been okayThe attiude in that squad is dreadful
>>158383184They thought he had it...
>>158383184who's that powerwalking back at the bottom right? they all look the same so i can't tell, surely it's not 90m man Carlos Diaz Gutierrez Rodriguez Baleba?
>>158383286Proper little Troon out he had x
>>158383353OI HUEY AV BUTCHAD ME WILLY OFFNOW LET'S GO KILL MOI WOIFES BOYFRIEND
>>158383288It's the same movie, that's been a joke since Casino came out
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
My my ad give that manc bird a propa right shag
>>158383594Liverpool supporter AND PROUD!
Is it true man city is going to fucking obliterated and removed? I don't follow much but I like a good scandal
>>158383596
>>158383764No unless you consider relegation to Championship obliteration and removal
>>158383594Kekaroo
Who actually is the dancing Liverpool gay is he an influencer or something
>>158383775if they went to THAT league, what league could they then get obliterated and removed from again?
>>158383871Mantroony's little crush that he hasn't stopped stalking for over a year now, consider him his own Emma Raducanu
>>158383871what? its him posting himself herehe wants you to call him liversissy
YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE BUMMINGSING WHEN YOU'RE BUMMMMMM-ING
>>158383910GOWANNNN MY CAPTAIN SHAKE THAT PHAT PORTUGÃO BOOTY
>>158383594look at him go!>>158383905This^
BREAKING NEWS>LIVERPOOL FC ARE REVOKING FANS SEASON TICKETS IF THEY DON'T FOLLOW NEW GUIDELINES.- attend 1 home game per month- make 5 posts blaming Hillsborough on the honourable police officers per week- consume 10L of cum per day
uh ohhhhh mantroony meltyyyyy
>>158383974They'll find the 1st rule hardest. Most Liverpool fans have never been to Anfield.
>>158383764Nah, Etihad is suing the Premier League which is going to delay their appeal and when Etihad win the case, then all the charges will be overturned.
>>158384084dont see why that would delay things they're not suing to keep city up kek
>>158384257where's the gimmick daddy?
>Brent said last night essentially that Carrick would be sacked today>he wasn't>Alex Crook said last night that Carrick would be sacked today>he wasn'tOh no no no. Looks like their sources are bullshit.
>>158383227surprised you actually took your vpn off for replying to yourself
arsenal finna get exposed at highbury tonight lmao then BATTERED by liverGODS at the weekend.
no ONE dares batteres the mighty arsenal you little weasel.(except brighton and hoves albion football club a month ago)
man city drawn against brightonbournemouth drawn against aston villa liverpool drawn against chelsea arsenal drawn against... fleetwood town
>>158384958wanna suck mamwilly? in manny rn gets my hair and nails done for the man U matchy this weekend
>>158383265
not going to attempt to watch the unwatchables again but if they somehow lose ill watch the highlights and the sportsbar later
>>158385169this kind of reminds me of every year in the CL when Liverpool get PSG, City get Real Madrid and Arsenal get Sporting Lisbon or PSV Eindhoven
>>158385169Who did Mugchester United draw?
>>158385725grimsby football club
>>158385746rough draw, they haven't defeated grimbsy town in over 80 years
>>158385725>>158385746>>158385768
>>158384529
Ched Evans FC scored against the best defence in Europe btw
As a lifelong Liverpool fan I love semen
>>158381936
Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town (18th in League Two)I wanted you lads to know just in case the media neglects to mention it
bigger gap than grimsby deary me
>>158387304Kek bet Liversissy is LIVID
Fleetwood Town keeper says they took inspiration from Grimsby Town's battering of Manchester United
do not expect to see any aws outside of their thread (known as the arse hole) any time soon
>>158387363He's bubbling mate. Just saw him going behind Transfield to have a quick nosh on some fellas knob.
max dowman and rio ngumbay init scumfamlmfao at shitsenal, did Gabriel take a pen?
>>158387430>Fleetwood Town keeper says they took inspiration from Grimsby Town's battering of Manchester UnitedBattered everywhere they go....>>158387479KEK true>>158385149hey faggot
>>158387264KEK
Pookeres scored against their League Two opposition Did Sesko?
so it happened again
as a vigorous hater of the sky 6, its been a pleasant few days
>>158387636great googly moogly
>Old Trannord
We shan’t be hearing from the Poowaiti for a long long time
Poowaiti and the Bulgayrian
Feel>>158387728>>158387725>>158387662>>158387636>>15838747>admit you got beatSuck my dick you miserable fuck.You are so mindbroken and insecure that you need my verification about the result of a match.I'm not ashamed of Arsenal or the Arsenal players.I'm very happy that they lost, it doesn't matter they lost to Fleetwood mac or The Beatles or whoever the fuck.It matters to a miserable fuck like you because that's one of the only occasions during this season that you're going to see Arsenal lose a match, so you trying to grab on it like you're grabbing on my dick right now. Enjoy it, this is one of the happiest night of your sad life.
>lose a penalty shoot out>to fleetwood>captain pugwash plays out as the fans invade the pitch to celebrateyou be fucking SEETHING as an arsenal player/fan in that ground... worse than mauled by the tigers in the piss boiling stakeslove to see ithttps://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/2115205079699685426
Which was the more embarrassing loss to a sea-themed League Two club on penalties in the League Cup: Grimsby or Fleetwood?
Globohomo 6 humiliated once again
Slop 6 really are a stain on English football.
>>158387825
A full-blooded challenge on a 16 year old which could have ended badly in Max Dowman getting hurt.A red card is really harsh for Dowman.
>>158387881>Arsenal: Fleetwood>Liverpool: Northampton>Man Utd: Grimsby>Spurs: ColchesterHave Chelsea and Man City been humbled by League Two opposition on penalties in the League Cup? I know Bradford beat Chelsea in the FA Cup.
>>158387825As much as I like shitting on Manure, Manure did play more starters but Arsenal are the bigger club and better team so it's more embarrassing for Arsenal, senpai
>Arsenal are the bigger club
desu senpai
>>158387483Kek what a fag
Nigga what's a Fleetwood lmao
what was he thinking
>they think (we) didn't lose on purpose>just play a pointless glorified friendly competition goyHilarious
don't approve of "goal music" but the use of the captain pugwash theme is hilarious
>>158388287oh my days KEK
If anyone wasn't watching, amazingly Gabriel's penalty was spotted during the Fleetwood game
>we totally didn't want a domestic treble
tranny-may
>>158388610did persil defeat their rival laundry detergent on the weekend
>>158388287>Artorim
When Grimsby Town beat Manchester United in the EFL Cup last year, they sat 4th in the League Two table.When Fleetwood beat Arsenal in the EFL Cup tonight, they sat 18th in the League Two table.Arsenal's humiliation somehow an even worse loss than United's. Wow.
>>158374928Man City is the only EPL club that isn't routinely humiliated and the Red Cartel faggots want to banish them
>>158388897Arsenal and United will always be linked. The 2 worst sets of fans in English football. 2 eternal banter clubs forever in Liverpool's shadow.
>>158388897Difference is Arsenal have bigger fish to fry, and they're almost certainly going to win the league, so as you can see none of them care. Uniteds best chance of winning anything is the Milk Cup, which is why it was devastating for them. Nobody expects united to compete for the CL or league anytime soon.
>>158389092>unironic brazilian cope
>they're almost certainly going to win the leaguebros...the fleetwood results has rendered aw braindead
>>158388589KEK
>>158389177Who else is competing for the league? Be serious. City? Corruption charges incoming. Brighton? No squad. Liverpool? In transition and their fans don't expect them either. Chelsea? Hype jobs. United and Spurs? Both awful teams this season.
>arseLMAO
Pecked by the seagulls and hooked by the fisherman
>>158388948Liverpool fans are known around the world as being the worst. They're somehow always the victim despite having the highest death toll in football. Not to mention they got the country banned from international competition for a period.
This is the Match Day Squad that I want to see against Chelsea :Subs: Alisson, Jacquet, Kerkez, Szoboszlai, Endo, Gakpo, Ngumoah
>>158390721Why not the midfield 3 of Bellingham, Caicedo, and Enzo? Can't be leaving your best players on the bench.
>>158390760Why not get knocked out by Fleetwood Mac or the Brothers Grim?The fucking state of you.
>>158390810kek
mad how the same Arsenal fans who were saying Cole Palmer should have got a straight red at the weekend are saying Max Dowmong shouldn't have got one tonight
>>158391047>t . freak who whacks off to Chinese cartoons
paddy is unsurprisingly busy shitposting during nighttime and also working hour perhaps he's on the dole
>>158391327>t. freak who whacks off to Chinese cartoons during nighttime and also working hour
>Arsecunts
Mikkel strategically frew that game on purpose cuz we've got bigger fish to froi
Meslier? Salmon? Who the fuck are these players
>>158394388We've gotit oil in our haands
>>158390721>pooyoni>poomas grim
Max Downsyndrome
Who have Man United got in the League Cup?
>>158394908I checked 365scores and I don't see them there? Must be a bug
>Losing to Fleetwood Mac
So is Grimsby as a fun place to live as it sounds?
>>158388414Absurd cope
>>158395275It's actually quite nice
Fleetwood
Arseanal lost to the mighty fleetwood? Grim(sby)!
>>158395427>Arseanal lost to the mighty fleetwood? Grim(sby)!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKArseanal and Tranny Bumfinger United just got Finnished
Ynr Petr Cech used to play for arsenal and they had bernd leno too
>>158395275Don't listen to this anon >>158395315 he's trying to get you to visit so he can take advantage of your good nature, Asian wallet, and tight bottom.
If Max Dowman played for Man Utd his name would be Max Dowoman
>>158395715calm down mantroony we don't want to know what you think about the bodies of Asian boys
"Quite nice" is British for "There's a pub and you only have a 50% chance of getting knifed by literal children
>>158395967There is 0% chance he is Japanese. He's American which explains his uprootedness, his interest in whether "Grimsby is a nice place to move to" since he already moved somewhere new, and also why he thinks we have knife crime in fishing villages.
what does he say?
>>158396017His post was still funny though. Imagine actually saying all that to a Japanese person's face.
>>158396094"get in that room"aka artetas nonce dungeon
>>158396094"You lost it for me Gunner"
AWs are crying all over social media calling this a dangerous tacklehe doesnt even fall over and he gets the ballits not even a yellow
>>158395824Quite nice is code for it’s my favourite
>>158396158You are not allowed to touch Arteta’s precious babies.
Man United fans sang and clapped for the worst manager in their history and then got mad at the owners for not sacking him
>>158396158Only problem I can see is the follow through with Neal's left leg. Dowman is a mong for reacting like that.
Will Liverpool fans serenade Alonso tonight like they did shortly before they made Arne Slot walk alone?
>>158396276re/mug/ged me
>>158396158He got the ball.Dowman then turned, put his knee into his chest and went to stamp his knee.He's a petulant little faggot just like all arse players are when they're losing a game and the red isn't gifting them everything. It's cultural at their club.>webm related
>>158396158He reacts but it's not a red and it's soft but still a provocative movement. Yellow for Dowman for me, and nothing for the clean tackle.
Nothing more entitled on this planet than a female sheffield wednesday fan
>>158396387Their stadium has a bit of a shed-like aesthetic too though (that's a good thing).
>>158396395Beautiful downtown Chernobyl
Three years ago today Ange Imposternoclue's Spurs were 1st in the PL table and had been up there for three weeks straight. But then their next game was that 4-1 loss to Chelsea where Ange told his nine men to play a very high defensive line for some reason.
>>158396158For me it was aw crying that "you can't tackle a 16 year old like that!" as if the rules of the game should be changed to protect the zoomer Tom Cleverley.
>>158396387You would have thought the way the shitshow under Chansiri ended would have tempered their expectations but clearly not. I notice Pedersen got sacked. Wonder who will be stupid enough to go there now.
>>158396395Missed a trick by not having Hooters sponsor them desu
>>158390760
>>158396603Based Kloppo confirming the deal
>>158396387fuck wednesday and fuck the blunts
>>158387479>do not expect to see any aws outside of their thread (known as the arse hole) any time soon
>>158391230>freak who whacks off to Chinese cartoons
Found Limpet Leaf's schedule for the day
>>158397096love a good metaphor me (and if you can extend an allegory OH BABY!)
>>158397096
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cwly0myd08reo>Chelsea head coach Xabi Alonso was caught off guard after Saturday's loss to Tottenham when asked whether he was aware that Joao Pedro's injury had been leaked through the popular Fantasy Premier League game.>His response was: "I am not into the fantasy team thing, so I didn't know that.">Accounts believed by FPL trackers to belong to Chelsea staff, a player and a relative of a player appeared to transfer out or bench Joao Pedro before the deadline.>One Fantasy Premier League manager, known online as FPL Karim, was among those who believed they had identified information by tracking selections made by a relative of Chelsea forward Morgan Rogers.>He said: "There were rumours that a player was missing from Chelsea's attack. I went to check Rogers' team, but he'd sold Joao Pedro two or three gameweeks earlier when he was injured. He never bought him back. Then I checked his brother's FPL team and saw that he'd sold Joao Pedro that gameweek and brought in Nicolas Jackson. I thought it was a bit weird. Why would you sell him when he's one of the most-owned forwards in the game? That's when I felt maybe it was Joao Pedro who was missing out. I posted about it, it went viral, and that was basically it.">Confirmation of the injury emerged after the FPL deadline had passed, meaning 1.7 million managers had already selected Joao Pedro as captain, which doubles a player's points return.>The absence also came as a surprise to many following Chelsea's 2-0 defeat by Tottenham, given Joao Pedro had been pictured in training during the week before the match. Alonso later said the striker had missed the game because of "fluid on his thigh".lol, state of that
>>158397670its funny but i wonder if that information would ever make its way to an opposition and be taken seriously
vgh
:)
>>158397902Braintree is such a strange name. It's like if you called somewhere Handbush, Kidneyleaf, or Liverpool.Anyway I didn't read any of that, but lower league clubs are the fibre that hold together the fabric of football.
>>158397902The unnecessarily centre aligned text really makes it
>>158397902>BRAINTREE Town got back to winning ways in style after beating promotion hopefuls Dagenham & Redbridge 2-1 at Cressing Road, writes DAVID WARD. frontal lobe bros we WON
>>158396395Do you think its haunted?
>>158398167Some say when you attempt to put your ticket in the electronic reader in the Leppings Lane turnstiles you can feel a mysterious force pushing you forward.
>>158396855Based Oblivion enjoyer
A story from Third World non-league: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cky831qxdzydo>Scottish fifth-tier club Johnstone Burgh have been forced to play two cup ties on the same day, with the kick-offs only half an hour apart.>They will now have to find a team to play away to Tayport in the Scottish Communities Cup third round at 14:30 GMT - and another to face hosts Dunipace 65 miles away in the Lowland League Cup first round at 15:00 - both on Saturday, 21 November. Neither of their opponents, nor any other clubs they were scheduled to play on other weekends, were willing to shift from Saturday afternoon kick-off times.>"We have explored every possible option to find a suitable solution that would allow us to play the tie outwith a Saturday afternoon as our schedule is already full," Burgh said in a statement on Twitter. "This has included attempting to rearrange league fixtures and South Challenge Cup ties, travelling to Tayport midweek, playing Tayport on a Friday night or Sunday afternoon and, most recently, offering to play the Communities Cup tie immediately before or after our upcoming Lowland League Cup fixture. In addition, we offered to forfeit our share of the gate money to help cover any convenience caused by the rearranging the fixture. Despite exhausting every option available to us, we have been unable to reach a solution that allows us to play outwith a Saturday afternoon."Exceptional stupidity
Some relegation fodder is currently losing to Brighton.
And some more relegation fodder are raping Brentford, mad
Anyone got a link for the Man U matchy tonight?
>Jadon Sancho has rejected a move to Getafe after the Spanish club failed to meet his wage demands.>The 26-year-old wanted around €3M net until the end of the season and his representatives are now working on a potential move to Saudi Arabia.(Source: @MARCA)
WELL WELL WELL
Couple of kino matches, had a good day wooootching the footy.
>>158396387stupid ugly bint
>>158400755yesterday was better
>>158396387"these tinpot teams"
I am here to say that Chelsea Football Club lost a game on penalties (although stats do not record penalty shootout games as 'losses') and this is because they did not put the ball into the net.I am posting this to prove you can talk about Chelsea Football Club without getting banned and the gimmick that if you talk about Chelsea it gets you banned is bullshit.
>>158400634>€3m for approximately 30 weeks>Sancho thinking Getafe would pay a player €100,000 a week netlmfao
the joke is that he deletes it
>>158400790>Oxford 3rdOxford Gimp will be happy.
>>158400634>and his representativesit's just sancho with a fake moustache talking over MS Teams
>>158400772Objectively it wasn't.
>>158400801I'm not going to delete it as I'm not that sad fuck who posts it then deletes it and then replies>WTF???????After he has deleted it. If a Janny truly does I will copy and paste the ban screen. But it won't because the guy doesn't do it.
>>158400813>Middle Eastern Arsenal plastic being a judge of anything
>>158400828I mean he is right THOUGH. More goals, more enjoyable games, entertaining football.
yesterdays game was pure entertainment, cold night in the norf, the cod army, league 2 against premier league, red card drama, drones delaying the match, laughing at the aws, doesnt get betterthe ones today were extremely boring just bench players being shit
>>158400634he must have better offers from saudi arabia
>>158400865don't forget Captain Pugwash theme
Not a single non penalty goal between them. Embarrassing cunts. Should both be relegated.
>>158400865>just bench players being shityeah because arsenal consneeding because they had a shit teenager at cb for some reason and two other 16 year olds was pure first team kino.boring seeing a team pass side ways and back and then losing on penalties, at least tonight we saw city and brighton actually score goals and press. if you think watching arsenal pass side ways and backwards for 90 mins is 'entertainment' you're fucking retarded or biased.
TICK TOCK BOURNEMOUTH
>>158400923>if you think watching arsenal pass side ways and backwards for 90 mins is 'entertainment'It is when they can't score more than a single goal against a League Two side.
appearantly vincent kompany had meningitis in his brain but he's been discharged from the hospital
Coward Cundy gonna extend his Talksport break a few days more
>>158374928Kinda funny alonso talking about it being their lowest priority competition. Hes technically right, but when youre not in europe at all its a bit different
Can anyone remind me how much Chelsea spend on Fofana???
>>158400999getting a bit worried, he didnt take that loss well
>>158400954Imagine signing an ugly somali for 100 mil plus. Grim club
the media is being very quiet on the subject of little Trey Nyoni dominating Chelshit's midfield
Can we relegate Liverpool for the doping they did under Klopp? I know they only won 1 title (same as Arteta) but they did still cheat to do it.
EFL Cup quarter-final drawQuarter-final fixtures will take place in the week commencing 14 December.>Fleetwood Town v Everton/Newcastle United>Manchester City v Bradford City>Crystal Palace v Sunderland>Liverpool v Bournemouththe cods at home in december against everton/newcastlecannot wait cod army bros
why do i still have school-related nightmares, it was 17 years ago now
>>158401165HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN CUNDYi cannot fucking wait for half 5 saturday
can someone tell me if they've seen mantroony?
>Fleetwood Mac >Bradford>Sunderland>LiverpoolLiverGODS, what is stopping us from title number 11?
>>158398254Scotland having more than two divisions is a pisstake, this needs sorting out
>>158401558having shitters like poomas npooni ngumbay and mcpoonellthe rest are great though
We should send Man United to the Scottish leaguesplus Dave was posting under a Scottish flag during the WC
>>158401750
>>158401563If anything the SFA & SPFL should have spoken to the FA for guidance on how to have a proper pyramid. But they obviously didn't.
>>158402460Looks more like Bernardo Silva to me
>>158402481KEK it does I guess he's the bigger player
tommy robinson to the prison fc here we goooooooooooooooooo
another Brent Di Cesare-esque case
Just watched the Chelsea Liverpool replay. Not a Chelsea fan and I know they’ve tried to sell him to no avail because he’s on Boehly wages but at what point do you just cut bait with Wesley Fofana? Guy is clearly aloof at best and at worst a dressing room cancer and the exact type of player Chelsea are trying to avoid. He seems to be good for one major fuck up a game. He just looks like a such an idiot, any time I see his face I think there’s nothing going on in his head
aws out for blood...
>>158406823They're actually retarded
Was the arsenal fan complaining about the size of the pitch real or a skit? I can't tellanymore
kek where do they find these thugs
bbc expert analysts are saying the "stutter step" is morally wrong and are running a headline article about the bellingham stopper because he missed his penalty (even though by some people's definitions hitting the woodwork is on target) and the actual missed penalty by fofana was a proper run-up blaze it over"I wouldn't allow it if I was a manager," former Liverpool midfielder Danny Murphy told TalkSport. "It is ridiculous, self-indulgence, a player trying to be the centre of attention. When they do the stutter they think the keeper might go, but they aren't going that early, they aren't being tricked any more. It is naive."
>>158406823come on, let it goit was ref's fault not to sanction the tackle
>>158406866>that fall
>>158406868dunno about morally wrong but i did hear some stat that at the wc something like half the stutter step penalties missed
>>158406868>the actual missed penalty by fofana was a proper run-up blaze it overNo it wasn't. He did a stupid jog towards the ball.
>>158406868>BBC expert analysts >Danny Murphy
>>158406866This is so weird, he actually accelerates after the ball has gone to push him. He's also his national team captain kek
>>158406866this was his chelsea debut so i thought this was like the "on our first day in jail find the biggest guy and pnuch him in the face" kind of thing
Reminder that penalty shootouts were created by an Israeli
>Liverpool drew Chelsea and then Bournemouth in the efl cup
>>158406940Almost like the draw is rigged for headlines
>>158407076kek good post
>>158406909Then he missed his penalty kek
This emegha guy is hilarious. Reminds me of pogba
>>158406823He wouldn't do anything anyway. Remember when Adebayor ran the length of the pitch just to mock them and they pretended they couldn't get past the two stewards holding them all back.
>>158406885you know he won trophies right? played in cup finals, relegation escapes, over a dozen seasons in the PL. i suppose you'd prefer another brown pundit.
Tran U are shit lmaoooo
Grimsby
Got a feeling estevao gonna end up leaving shelsea this summer
Yeah probably to your gay Israeli club that love signing Chelsea rejects
>>158407447a little dated but still a good one
>>158407532KINO picrel
>>158406909>on our first day in jail find the biggest guy and pnuch him in the facethis really is tremendous advice
>Wrexham have been fined £75,000 - of which £25,000 is suspended - by the English Football League after two incidents of fielding ineligible players this season.>The EFL ruled that Issa Kabore and Callum O'Hare were ineligible to feature in Wrexham's games against Birmingham and Millwall, respectively.>Kabore came off the bench in Wrexham's 2-1 defeat by Birmingham City on 28 August, despite his Home Office 'right to work' documents not being correctly uploaded. O'Hare, having joined from Sheffield United the day before, was an unused substitute in Wrexham's 3-0 win at Millwall on 2 September, though his documentation was not uploaded in time.>A club statement read: "We can confirm that Wrexham AFC has reached an agreed decision with the EFL concerning two breaches relating to player eligibility."Truly a well run club
fun challenge for /epl/try to watch this without laughing (iylyl as it were)
>>158407739kek that went over a lot of heads
>Kevin de Bruyne joined Man City 11 years ago, won a load of trophies, left Man City, and in all that time Luke Shaw has been and still is at left back for Man United
https://x.com/NeilLfc_5/status/2115585713370530261?a=0Yh4eC9UppWmdIC1iGw&s=19Frimpong already broke him
>>158407793a real human bean
>>158407793>won a load of trophieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukyMYp2noo
Is he, dare I say it, a worn poppy?
>>158407775not like your jokes!!
>>158407939At this point he should just retire. Nobody would miss him.
>>158407874just saying what we're all thinking
Man U are shit
>>158408429They're gonna turn it around and /sp/ is gonna seethe over it
>>158407939He looks Ross Barkley and Carragher's crack addicted lovechild. Disturbing.
michael carrick sacked by christmas.
>>158408429just saying what we're all thinking
Dame Michaela Trannick
arse bame sisters...
Is there any football/soccer competition that would suit me—given that I hate Islamic countries, hate Islam, hate teams with Arab owners, and hate sponsors from Islamic countries—and that is pro-Israel and pro-Jewish?
>>158409231Manchester United
>>158409225not a red though is itthe mong lunged into him with both legs and he was pushing him away.
>>158409260I hate Manchester United.
>>158409269Then you're a fake Jew
>>158409262>the mong lunged into him with both legs and he was pushing him away.Imagine lying this hard
>>158409276My apologies, it's just that I can't be a fan of a team whose nickname is the Red Devils or that has a little devil in its logo.
>>158409278Whats the truthful sequence of events then?
>>158409360see>>158396158Neal gets the ball clean, his back leg swings through on the slide as he goes to get up, Dowman interprets this as a tackle on his ankle and decides to push his knee into Neal's stomach as revenge.
>>158409394Dowman is a little faggy mong who's lucky he didn't get fucked BATTERED
>>158409416He made himself look a petulant spoilt cunt. This is why players of his ilk should go on loan somewhere first. But being touted as the greatest PL talent since Rooney has inflated his ego to delusional levels.
>>158409394Its a two foot tackle on a planted leg. Completely unnecessary in that sequence of play, could've easily fucked his knee.>>158409431You've made a baseless claim just cause a 17 year old kid stood up for himself after a dangerous tackle. He probably could've handled it better but a red card for that? Ref lost it.
>>158409394>decides to push his knee into Neal's stomach as revengeImagine lying this hard. He swung a kick and only didn't connect properly because his foot got tangled in the other lads leg
>>158409524its just not a two footed tackle, you are completely deluded little wins stopping the ball was completely necessary for a 4th division side to beat you, and it workedcry more
>>158409548>you
>>158409524>Its a two foot tackle on a planted leg. Holy fucking shit you are genuinely blind, not to mention delusional. As >>158409548 shows, it was a perfectly fine tackle and not anything whatsoever like a "two footer on a planted leg".>You've made a baseless claim just cause a 17 year old kid stood up for himself after a dangerous tackle.What "baseless claim"? It's immaturity. If a player reacts like that they are not mature enough to handle the situation. A mature player gets up and plays on, you don't try and knee the opponent.>>158409543>He swung a kick and only didn't connect properly because his foot got tangled in the other lads legSo he intentionally tried to kick Neal, thanks for confirming there was no requirement to rescind the red card. Arsenal appealing that is pathetic.
>>158409589Yes, Arsenal and Miguel Sharteta are pathetic. 8 years and 2 billion spent to assemble a squad that can't score against a team that is quite literally one of the worst in the entire football league
>>158409524shut up bitch he's a premier league footballer you dumb houthi
If this was in Portugal, Gyokeresh would've scored 7 goals against Fleetwãonense and it'd be the top post of the week on Reddit
I wonder if we'll still be discussing this in a few years when Downman is turning out for Barnsley
>>158409706Yes, in the Eternal Shartstnal thread they'll still be reminiscing about the time Max Divemong won the game against Everton by causing Pickshit to flap at a cross and they'll be cursing the bloodthirsty Fleetwood Town thugs for prematurely ending his career
>>158409706>BarnsleyYou now remember Emmanuel "Dench" Frimpong
balding at 16it's so over
>>158409706we don't want dowman Sheffield Wednesday can have him
>>158409759>tfw anytime "Frimpong" is mentioned I think of this DENCH mf>tfw wonder what he's up to now>tfw 34>tfw retired in 2017Mental stuff
>Bosh! Frimpong!
>>158409840That is a ridiculously long Wikipedia article for someone who only played 96 games and retired at 25.
Also:>He appeared in court in May 2024 following a variety of tenant harassment allegations, including peering through his tenant's blinds.[52]VOYEUR
Arsenal have spent over a billion on players under Arteta, attempted to completely overhaul the pathetic 'culture' of the club by stealing songs from other clubs and passing them off as their own and spent countless hours in training to focus on how to tactically foul opposition players at set pieces and to maximise the amount of delays each game. And yet here we are watching them get humbled by Fleetwood.
>>158409867It really is. I like him being compared to Alex Song and a younger version of Essien when both of them retired years after he did himself.
>>158407939good skull shape
the new football manager game (after 25 was cancelled, and 26 was a huge flop) is free to play for like 5 days so i'm going to try and see if i can perform under the draconian cost-cutting regime of ratcliffe and his boys
>>158407437Colour is irrelevant, just ideally someone who played in the last 10 years at the top level and has relevant experience to contribute
oh thats cool they put vincent kompany as one of the starting manager characters
>>158410062Let me know how it is because I need a new FM. Shan't be downloading it myself to find out. I'll simply trust the word of an anonymous Belgian.
>Jack Grealish was left out of Everton's Carabao Cup tie with Newcastle United on Thursday "due to a breach of club discipline". Everton did not disclose any further details but it is believed it was for missing a training session.lmfao
>>158410062Commit a load of fraud and see if the game simulates the Man City process
>>158410088This is why Pep fell out with him too. The lad likes a drink.
RIP Patrick Stewart
>J Grealz
>>158410157He was a candle in the wind
>>158410088He's at it again
>>158401393Dolly's kiosks doing a roaring trade
Huddersfield Town bros...Mirfield bros...
A very interesting story regarding the 3pm blackout: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmgr8l87edyjo>The first tentative steps to end the 3pm television blackout have been taken by Scottish football as it seeks offers for the next broadcast cycle.>The SPFL has said that it is "flexible about the number of games" that will form part of the new deal, which will kick in from the 2029-30 season.>BBC Sport understands this includes the possibility that broadcasters could bid to show all matches live - including those shown on a Saturday afternoon.>The SPFL has created a tender with the greatest flexibility on the basis that the broadcaster does not seek to impose Article 48 of the Uefa Statutes. Article 48 allows leagues to set specific times when matches are banned from being shown live on television. It can only be enforced when 50% of matches in a country's top two divisions are played at the same time.>While other parts of Europe have experimented with a blackout, it is now only present in the UK between 2:45pm and 5:15pm on a Saturday. In the UK, 3pm remains the traditional, default kick-off time for all leagues from the very top down through non-league. It was introduced due to fears that televised games at 3pm could affect attendances, not just at the clubs involved but at those down the divisions too.>But as streaming has grown in popularity, critics have argued that it hinders the ability of clubs to exploit this revenue stream. This is especially the case in the lower levels, which have had to adhere to the blackout and not show any of their games online.>The upcoming broadcast cycle provides a unique opportunity for all leagues to come together and reach a consensus, as the rights deals for the Premier League, EFL and SPFL all end in 2028-29.
>>158410337>In the UK, 3pm remains the traditional, default kick-off time for all leaguesas long as Thursday 3pm remains the traditional, default kick-off time for all Champions league action I can't be too bothered
>the NEET Limpet Leaf desperately seeking attention again
>>158410370just got home from the firm did we?
larkin STICKING IT to those FAT CATS in the OWNERS SUITE and guess what I'M HERE FOR IT!
Funny post when you lose
Everton are staying UP!
Kino lads PVRE KINO Fuck Mantroony
Does being an arsenal fan make you mentally ill or does arsenal attract the mentally ill?
>>158410720the rates of schizophrenia are higher in african populations
>>158410745>>158410720Obsessed
>>158410761i wouldnt say im obsessed with HBD to be honest, just a passing interest
lmao the geordies are CACK
I haven't fully realized how fucking gay the VAR is until watching carabao game.Take me back
>>158410790its extremely comfy until there is a shocking decision
>>158410720Scouse rates of victimhood there. Extra weird because for Scousers it's entirely self-inflicted. With aw he just invented it himself until everyone realised how much of a cunt he is.
>BREAKING: The atmosphere in training sessions is one of revenge, Arsenal are looking at Liverpool with anger in their eyes.BE AFRAID ABASBE VERY AFRAID
>>158411180
>>158410088Jadon Grealish
>>158410720Tbf going first at pks is a huge advantage and should probably be earned by social equity score or who who hires the most refugees rather than a coin flip
>>158411423they should settle who goes first on penalties
can you believe that sancho and martial are both free agents
>Harry Kane becomes the first player to play under Sam Allardyce and win the Ballon d’Or. Mentor.
>Arsenal captain Martin Odegaard could imagine playing for Bayern Munich in the future in an effort to boost his Ballon d'Or chances
Do you guys have any league matches you rewatch? If yes, what do you all suggest?I rewatched that 4-4 Bournemouth-Utd from last season because I remember it being fun and it was.
>>158416374Not PL, but Barcelona-Villarreal from January 2024 was absolute cinema
This weekend's EPL kino:Saturday, Oct 31:12:30: Chelsea VS Manchester United (can carrick stop the /mug/ craze already?)15:00:Bournemouth VS Leeds UnitedBrentford VS Nottingham ForestManchester City VS Brighton & Hove Albion (yet another attempt to humilate cheaty)Coventry City VS SunderlandHull City VS Ipswich Town17:30: Tottenham Hotspur VS Crystal Palace (spurs still suffering)20:00: Aston Villa VS Fulham (how the hell this match booked on late time?)Sunday, Nov 1:16:30: Liverpool VS ArsenalMonday, Nov 2:20:00: Newcastle United VS Everton
Why cant Man U play hoofball? Dont tell me this is hoofball. It isnt. They're clearly trying to play a form of possession based build-up but you cant quite distingish it because it doesn't work
>>158406881At what point do Chelsea just tell him to go away? I know they’ve tried and failed to sell em
>>158406881nah it was a valid run up but the actual penalty was shityou think you're supposed to walk or do a full sprint run?
>>158416592hoofball to whom? cunha?
>>158416728I mean cunny and mbummy were world class at wolves and brentford so yes since they surely must be world class at man u
>>158416592Carrick has no tactics
NEW>>158416849>>158416849>>158416849
Make a normal thread.
>>158416852How about no.
>>158417311>>158417311>>158417311ok lads here you go
>>158417316Fuck, I just made one as well
>>158416592team of weak manlets isnt going to work vs all the 6'4 thug teams in the prem
>>158410070>Colour is irrelevant
>>158416852flop threadshan't be using>>158418440OH MY! COULD IT BE? IT IS!
