So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Jason Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/
>>158342815anime and /mug/
shan't be posting in an early jinx thread
/mug/ me up/mug/ me up inside
the D stands for Dilated
bruh, at this point why even watching?
>>158342897to laugh
Miss me yet
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truckThighs like what, what, whatBaby, move your butt, butt, buttUh, I think I'll sing it againShe had dumps like a truck, truck, truckThighs like what, what, whatAll night longLet me see that /MUUUUUUUUUG/
Why are these so shit? I thought they were supposed to be "world class prospects"?
>UuuuUuUeeuUeeggGgHh I just know that something /MUG/ is gonna happennnn….
>>158342946If manure get relegated they should change the name of the board.
>>158342935nah, does not work on symphonic death metal
>>158342815
>>158342897I was in your country a few years ago - going to the genocide museum and seeing graphic drawings of tens of thousands getting beaten to their deaths with bats because pol pot's soldiers couldn't even afford ammo, then going outside to see the skulls of those people fucking devastated me, I won't lieNot as devastating as this yanited performance though
YOU KNOW WITH /MUG/COMES STRANGE CURRENCIESAND HERE IS MY APPEAL
>>158343007>genocide museumSounds like a right laugh.
>unironically below Tottenham
>>158342815>We can blame Bruno, we can blame Soogs' poor cocksucking skills
>>158343040Do they sell liquid gook? Or do you have to get them in a blender yourself?
This is too much, its like having 4 desserts in a row, I feel bloated.
>mou back in Madrid>moyz back in EvertonIs it time to put ole back at the wheel?
>>158343081I, on the other hand, demand MORE
>>158343081An eternity of suffering would be too merciful for manure customers.
>>158342815Kek. Today is a good day lads. I'm cracking open a beer to celebrate. Even if bournemouth gives it away, at least I still have a beer.
>>158343108Rumours suggest either Nagelsmann or Conte, and frankly either of the two would risk finishing the club off for good. Two demented madmen who demand total player buy-in and huge monetary investment. I think it would be beautiful.
I was saying boo-no
>>158343154It will be Howe
>>158343154Wayne Rooney is available?
>2-0 down>put Martinez on>poono still on the benchIt's almost too funny.
>>158342932heh... eras.. heh... come to an end ... heh
Bruno isn''t coming on. Bruno is just warming up in protest
>>158343154It will be Mark Hughes
Even the disabled are leaving
LADSLADSIT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LMAO CARRICK LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
CARRICKS IN A BOX
3 more bournemouth goals pls
Lammens did it on purpose
>>158342815SACKED IN THE MORNING
Big Zirk will save us
not a good season so far im afraid rivals might start laughing at us
>>158343171>>158343191>>158343322Don't rule out Gareth Southgate.
>>158343443HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
How does it feel to be worse than spuds?
>>158343154One last job.....
>>158343081MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
this club is finishedthe owners have destroyed this club lol
>>158343007Thank you for this higheffort shitpost to help morale
Carrick AOOOUUUT
>>158343154They are not hiring Conte.
Getting /MUGGED/ by the Cherries
It's been like 15 years since this club was good, what's even the point anymore
Honestly who didn't see this coming after hiring Carrick?Nothing against the guy but how thick do you have to be to repeat the exact same mistake repeatedly? In what world did they think hiring an ex player who was clearly tactically out of his depth in the premier league was going to be a good idea?Literally how did they get to this point. I don't understand how you can make such an abhorrently shit decision when your job is to make positive ones. It's fine fans hyping and saying it but to actually go through with it? how?
the eternal /mug/ lives on
i want to see carrick out in tears, sacked right on the pitchi want a full humiliation 0-5 or more
/mug/ springs eternal
>>158343603/sp/ is full of boomers that like to repeat the same old joke from highschool, 15-20 years ago
make the call
>>158343645those boomers had to grow up in United era of dominanceyou wouldn't get it
>>158343675i'm 42, gingerup the Posh!
>>158343505The Glazers aren't the ones making the football decisions.
>>158343610Carrick's prob a decent enough manager, elsewhere. Utd is just a toxic cesspit that's gonna swallow any man whole. From cunt owners downwards.
People are still commenting on the match thread. God bless those posters and their refusal to give up hope
And you may ask yourself"Well... how did I get here?"same as it ever was
>>158343740Conte can thrive there
Don't worry lads. Still 5 minutes left.
OH MOTHER I CAN FEELTHE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD
>>158343756LETTING THE DAYS GO BYWATER FLOWING ON THE CROWD
>>158343740He might provide a short-term fix to some clubs but the lack of energy we've seen from his players the last few months is godawful, he'll only be able to get away with his style long-term in a low-energy league like MLS/Saudi/Portugal, maybe Serie A at best
>>158343779Conte will throw the directors under the bus at the first opportunity, he will not last long there.
can't make out what the fans are singinganyone?
So what does sacking Carrick actually solve?
>>158343740>Carrick's prob a decent enough manager
>>158343893the overbloating with white playersthat needs to change at manure
>>158343897And yet...
>don't get it twisted, it didn't work out but carrick will always be a legend at the club regardless of this>I'd take relegation if it meant glazers outlelmao, all my fucking kekerinos
>>158343972>>158343897>one match a week merchant
>>158343893Nothing it's just funny
Kek I'm watching flying pig united>"wife beater? Your dad was a wife beater when your mom was pregnant!"
>>158342815mug mug
>>158344053He is so finished it's not even funny anymore
>>158343610>lenny yoro >zirkzee>heaven>santos>baleba>dalot >mountBlaming Carrick when this is the yanited team is hilarious
>liverpool win 2-0 at home>yanited lose 0-3 at homeGrim
/MUG/ IN THE MORNINGYOU'RE GETTING /MUG/ IN THE MOOOOOORNING
>>158344053>MUG MUG MUG
https://vocaroo.com/1cTNLOMPDzRRwe are so back
>>158344053JUST
DIS NIGGA IN TEARS LMAOOOOO
What are they thinking?
CARRICK OUT
>>158344053That's sad
baleba might be the worst signing in human history
its not that bad of a result losing to >us
>>158342815laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042
>>158344169this guy is definitely acting
>>158344082>seething over naked womenHELLO SAILOR hahahaha ya fucking queer cunt come to palmerston ill stick an entire wine bottle up your arsehole and stamp on it
>>158344148>So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Jason Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.>Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?
>>158344161this is the laugh at man utd thread m8
how do you say "grim" in your language?
>>158343893
if Bruno played yanited would have won
Carrick just needs a proppa transfer window
>>158344053
>>158342967choon
>>158344188that's the point m8 people want the exaggerated overreactions
>>158344242screaming
/MUG/gertell your children not to walk my way
>carrick goes off to cheers>players booed as they march down the tunnelbroken club
>>158344200grym
ENTER
>>158344188It's a funny gimmick he's got going and probably pays the bills>when life gives you Lemmens
>>158344273why are they cheering for carrick in any civilised society he would be decapitated on the pitch and have his head kicked over the goal line
>>158344188Doesn't matter. If he is, it's still absolute kino and he's a top-tier actor.
>>158342965These mongs look genuinely unable to read.
>>158344284the best timeline
oh dear, what a pity, nevermind
>>158344299Please understand, he's been thrown under the bus by the players, the owners, the senior management, the tea lady, and Fred the Red
MANNY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY MANNY?
>>158344311AAAAAAAARNE SLOT LAA LAAAAA LALALA AAAAAAAARNE SLOT LAA LAAAAA LALALA
Spicsxolotyl poster hangedBlown out ethot poster hangedTotal manure death
I'M ONLY HUMANDON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME
>>158343711and who makes the decision of who makes the football decisions
It was defiantly Carrick's. fault and the weather.
>>158344284omds there's been no noise about him for probably a reason. too much controversy, manure fans would riot before he signed the ting
even the bournemouth admin is sticking in the boot lmaohttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2114385354019184717
>>158344273I want to lick her self harm scars
>>158344053>so>you're probably wondering how I got in to this situation
mug is lovemug is life
>>158344299POST THE MESSI COPYPASTA BUT TEPLACE HIM WITH BRUNO ITS THE 3RD TIME YOU FAGGOT
>>158344411Which one
>>158344394she's never cut
another /mug/ night?
KWAB
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME INJURIESBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158344390kek
>>158344415Impossible. How else is a manchester united fan supposed to cope?
>>158344414Roundhouse kick Messi's head, chop him off, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0M
>>158344284Would they really get another ex-Boro manager?
>>158344379At the moment, Jim Ratcliffe.
>>158343081Save room for relegation /mug/ in may.
>>158344448Holy based. Is this new? Why hadn't I seen this one before?
>>158344434by going back to ukraine and israel, to defend the land
next up - losing to chelsea and getting passed by coventrysad!
>>158344448>it keeps happening
so we're larping about united being a big club still
>>158343650They chose Carrick over him last season. A fatal mistake. Ole's mighty Reds would be top right now.
>>158344418https://youtu.be/Dn9A3Ri5DAsErrry night, eternal /mug/
Kill BRUNO.Behead BRUNO.Roundhouse kick BRUNO into the concrete.Slam dunk BRUNO’s baby into the trashcan.Emasculate and castrate BRUNO before he can miss another goal.Crucify filthy BRUNO.Annihilate BRUNO.Detonate BRUNO into the stratosphere.Fry BRUNO in napalm.Toss BRUNO into active volcanos.Urinate into BRUNO’s gas tank.Hit BRUNO with stingers.Twist BRUNO’s head off.Drone strike BRUNO’s house.Curb stomp BRUNO’s pregnant wife.Crush BRUNO in a food compactor.Liquefy BRUNO in a vat of acid.Dissect BRUNO.Exterminate BRUNO in the gas chamber.Stomp BRUNO’s skull with steel toed boots.Cremate BRUNO in the oven.Lobotomize BRUNO.Mandatory abortion for BRUNO.Grind BRUNO’s fetus in the garbage disposal.Drown BRUNO in beer.Vaporize BRUNO with artillery.Kick BRUNO out of windows.Feed BRUNO to dogs.Slice BRUNO with a shashka.Burn BRUNO’s soul in hell.
>checks fixturesWell Coventry at home on December 5th looks winnable
What do anti-Glazer fans hope to achieve by getting them out? The money they take out of the club every year wouldn't even pay for 1 year of Marcus Rashford wages. A new owner can't buy their way back to the top because of the FFP rules Man U championed. Frankly they were doing a lot better when the Glazers had more control before Big Jim Ratcliffe turned up.
lmao, media already blaming it all on bruno and lisandrotrully broken club and "pundits" lelmao
>>158344565They can buy their way back to the top using the money Man Utd piss up the wall every season already, no problem.
>>158344440There you go, mate. All you gotta do is open a notepad and hit replace.>Kill Bruno. Behead Bruno. Roundhouse kick Bruno into the concrete. Slam dunk Bruno into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Bruno. Defecate in a Bruno food. Launch Bruno into the sun. Stir fry Bruno in a wok. Toss Bruno into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Bruno gas tank. Judo throw Bruno into a wood chipper. Twist Bruno heads off. Report Bruno to the IRS. Karate chop Bruno in half. Curb stomp pregnant Bruno. Trap Bruno in quicksand. Crush Bruno in the trash compactor. Liquefy Bruno in a vat of acid. Eat Bruno. Dissect Bruno. Exterminate Bruno in the gas chamber. Stomp Bruno's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Bruno in the oven. Lobotomize Bruno. Mandatory abortions for Bruno. Grind Bruno fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Bruno in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Bruno with a ray gun. Kick old Bruno down the stairs. Feed Bruno to alligators. Slice Bruno with a katana.
the problem with united is that they have too many ugly players, you could get away with a couple here and there but their whole team looks deformed and that impacts them psychologically so they can't win
>>158344554coventry have a decent shot at some points before that, might actually put the nail in manure's coffin god willing
>>158344448Based Tyrone never misses
>>158344554They'll sack Carrick, beat Chelsea and Roma and officially be BACK.
>>158344579They could do that with the Glazers still in charge if absolute mongs weren't the ones spending it.
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE GDO NOT CHAT TO ME
God I can't wait for the day of relegation
>>158344641They hated him because he told the truth.
>>158344604>the problem with united is that they have too many ugly players, you could get away with a couple here and there but their whole team looks deformed and that impacts them psychologically so they can't win
>>158344384fuck, tomorrow is monday...
>>158344661it's jay
>>158344434flicking through binders full of pokemon cards
>>158344188yeah he's forcing it now, serious ones like saeed and rants have completely checked out and lost interests>>158344053what a pathetic cuck, even ole showed more spine
>16th
>>158344779Damnit, Palace. You had the chance to make it funnier.
was disappointed yesterday that Spurs are BACK but needn't worry because the United lolcows are here to stay
I turned on the game with laughter in my heart, knowing they would lose. By halftime, I felt empty. Seeing them out on the field like this is just pathetic, and it's to the point where it's not even enjoyable because I know they are not in any game from the outset.
>>158344604This is why Madrid sold ozil
>>15834468412 hour workday next week...
>>158344779I appreciate the implication of Cheaty being cropped out.
We have beaten chelsea before, i dont think its an automatic loss coming up
what do i watch for the funniest reaction? goldbridge is boring
>>158344684
>>158344840saeed tv
>>158344840watch the presser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AmRhufCrt4
>/mug/ for a raped team placed 17th placeslow sunday?
>>158344840flying pig
Oh /mug/ger I can feelThe soil falling over my head
>chelsea, roma, villa and liverpool licking their chops right now.This is gonna be a grim two weeks for yanited
>>158344944screaming
is the F1NN5TER reaction video out yet?
>>158344840https://www.youtube.com/live/BOI2_ERjSfw?si=5Z7qQxOfVChTRLc9&t=3836
AND THE /MUG/ KEEPS MARCHING ON ON ON
>>158344990I'm ashamed to know who that is. I hate 4chan for poisoning my mind
>>158344898And as i climbOnto a 16th place
Business idea: a rotation of 4 different managers fired and rehired over and over for a constant new manager bounce.
>>158345097its like a wish, it only works if you dont tell anyone
>>158343081Quite frankly you'll be tired of winning folks
>>158345060> I used to rule the world>and have everything>now I only have this mug of mine
>>158344993>wind howling outside>rain hitting the window>getting dark already>brew in hand watching yanited falloutnot sure i've been comfier
I miss the ABU Slovak lads
>>158345237can you see the trees swaying?
>>158344993>the ultimate cock holder michael carsick has shat his pants
He's obviously lost the dressing room, he can't have long left surely.
>>158345309Weird how all their managers lose the dressing room
>>158344993the real mugs are the ones who take these grifters seriously.
Occasional reminder that Michael Carrick is a 5x Premier League winner and won the Champions League. And now he's reduced to this
We will get the new manager bounce against Chelsea
>>158345334Some of the old shitters must have more managers sacked than trophies won at this point.
>>158344741>left manu>he's doing better>they're doing worse
>>158343610If they got rid of Carrick though before the start of the season though, the fans would have been up in arms as he was actually doing a good job.The recruitment at Manchester United over the years has been beyond poo. Players just aren't good enough and a competent manager isn't going to do much to change the situation.
>>158345359don't be cynical lathat kind of rage can't be faked, he is making money out of it, but he is clearly suffering on the inside, especially given his age, he saw United win it all, and now reduced to this. A graveyard of coaches and players
>>158345364I know it's AIG as the sponsor but I like to pretend it says MUG
>>158345364greedy cunt
>>158345364>good player>shit managerMany such cases.
>>158343819Fucking kek
why are english managers so bad
>>158345664
Apologies if it's been posted already but>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf46WvqiH-Y&t=103
>>158345664>stuck just below midliterally me
>>158345756We've been asking the same thing for the past 60 years. Though Man Utd have made lots of managers look bad since Fergy left.
>>158345756i am sure it'd work if they weren't forced to cram all those JFs in by the owner
>>158344944Umm
Was playing Bloodborne and missed the mugging
/mug/ has become the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread of /sp
Eternal MUG Thread when?
>>158346275I remember that, I remember trying to post at 2-0 and /sp/ dying so hard by the time it posted it was 4-0.
>>158346275>Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Threadwhat
>>158346379this one>>>/gif/31335505>>>/gif/31329516
>>158346426grim
>>158346426harrowing
>>158346275>>158346426Fuck off and kill yourself disgusting tranny
>>158345756English football hasn't evolved tactically since the 80s.
>>158345854no, they were bad choices. Moyes, really? Just because Fergie said so? NonsenseMourinho looked out of touch when he left Chelsea, but it was understandable.Van Gaal was finished, completely past it. Obvious bad choice from the get go. Thanks for the memes and the epic press conferences thoughRuben Amorim was an obvious bad choice from the get go as well, bcaue he's too young, too inexperienced, and he is a one trick pony and proudly so. Very stubborn.And Carrick, once again was also a very obvious bad idea. Didn't you learned your lesson from Ole? Why give the job to the caretaker bloke?
>>158346484You didn't have to ask him to explain, anon.You could have simply ignored the post.
>>158346573should have let van nistelrooy have the job, but yeah with moyes at the start it was doomed from the beginning
>there are 2 mugs alive Top fuckin kek
Anyways, I had a vision that United gets relegated and finally wins their 5 games in a row in the championship
>>158342815Another lost lol. Even Ten Hag wasnt this bad
>>158342815>#CARRICKINALL IN ON CARRICK
Has Carrick been sacked yet?
Why should he get sacked for this?
>>158346633im proud my last /mug/ i made lasted three games worth of /mug/ kek.>>158346956can't sack somebody until you got a replacement. so they'll be talking to conte, nagelsman, howe. they'll prob give carrick until the international break because their next 5 games are difficult. why give a new manager 5 difficult games?
>>158346984Sa straggel iss riehl.
>>158346984MENTAL how Brent said they would win 3-0. Shame he got the team wrong lol.
>>158343740>>158345525>>158344077I don't think it's Carrick's fault, but I also think it was clear he wasn't going to be the man to change this Yanited side. That's what I don't get. They went through this cycle with Ole, and then decided to just do it again. Carrick was fine as interim but he's never shown the level needed to overhaul a team or effect real change. And it's not like there weren't managers available
It's like they're willing to end the franchise before hiring a competent coach.
I saw the Man U fans singing the manager's name and booing the players and gigabooing their captain has the penny finally dropped for them
>>158346984mad how bournemouth rinse united 3-0 three times at the theatre of dreams with a 4-4 draw in the middle and it's just always about united very disrespectful
>open /mug/ seasonHow are you feeling, lads?... heh...>>158342879>below the fucking state of SpursLMAO
>>158343610>Honestly who didn't see this coming after hiring Carrick?United customers.Gary Neville was convinced they were in title race, and United fans uniformly claimed last year if Carrick was in charge for whole season they'd have won the league
>>158343118Surely you have space for one last tiny biscuit, right?>>158343740>Utd is just a toxic cesspit that's gonna swallow any man wholeWell, yeah; why do you think it's such a laughingstock?>>158344390>Even they are awareImagine how December it's going to be. It could be THE /mug/
who is going down lads?
Why are they always like this?
>>158348442Saying retarded things is the easiest way to get social media views.
As a staunch lifelong ABU, i'm going to add another candle to my Glazers shrine this evening
>>158346607van nistelrooy would have been just as bad as carrick. he was completely out of his depth at psv and again at leicester, although I don't think anyone could have saved leicester
Bro is dressed for funeral (his)
>>158348678
>>158348442United fans are probably the most deluded fanbase this planet has ever seen. There are videos of United fans on YT channels with millions of subscribers making predictions of going unbeaten this season with a record breaking points tally. Like how fucking dense or contrarian do you have to be really. And then these United fans will claim they can't stand other fanbases.
Can't wait for /mug/oween next weekend
Did you see that score g
>>158349436this guy switched to being an Arsenal fan last year>source: it was revealed to me in a dream
>>158342879How would the world react if United and City both get relegated
>>158349474I always thought he was a plant to make Manure fans seem as stupid as possible. That's why the video remains up, so many years later, despite the endless ridicule.
>>158349545The "LOL" that reverberated around the world. Well, around England, anyway. Maybe Europe too (except Paris)
Imagine how much fun this would be.
>>158348373City, Forest and United
>>158349665desperate to sell those tickets innit. Not a lot of people want to ee Unted playing like shit against Coventry.
Pack it in son, mug's game
>>158349665apparently they struggling to sell tickets atm, they're having to phone up to ask if you want a ticket.
>>158348622Starting rituals to ensure Carrick gets to at least Christmas.
>>158349665Doesn't say which players.
>>158349749The sad thing is there'll be plenty chinks and sheikhs paying up.
>>158345364>he's reduced to thisyeah, poor dude making millions. blud doesn't care, he's getting a fat paycheck then gonna fuck off
>fire carrick>panic buy rando manager>instate former playerMan utd are no longer a serious club, they need to go down to the championship and a complete rebuild
>>158349919He obviously does care.
>>158349919American
>>158345597The best american football coaches were the bad players on the roster who never got on the field. Spent their entire playing careers assisting and observing on the sideline. There are coaches younger than the players they are coaching.
>>158349436it's jay
>>158344840Piggy is the most comically furious but don't sleep on Lyes, he's losing his shit completely:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRP-AHvJt_w
United customers informed me Santos and Baela were world class
how do you say Mugged in your language
How can they say INEOS out when 2 months ago they thought theyd built a team capable of winning the league?
Bournemouth till i die.
Mugged by the GlazersYou're getting mugged by the GlazersMugged by the Glaaaaazers
>>158349919This is the loser burner mentality that you project onto others.Not everybody has 0 ambition and just wants to get paid, most top level athletes are competitive and only reached that level due to that mentality. They dont want to just fuck around and collect the money, they are passionate and want to be tje best
EVERYDAY WE /MUG/ DO DO DO DODODO
>>158354727based
>>158343819kek
>>158354608He has the rapist minicab driver phenotype common amongst Utd customers.
>>158349790It had better be my man big Zirk.
How has /mug/ changed your life anon?
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOWlF2GHLg
>>158354212
>>158351183>>158351976>>158354982this is the type of mindset that lets ur country get invaded lmao. simmer down timmys
>>158343610Carrick got the most clicks from their wanking international fan base still dreaming of bending over Beckham.
>>158350075Wayne Rooney (remember the name?)
>>158355945>the modern englishman
>Neville saying Man U need -a world class manager-that's managed in premier league-that's won the big trophies-that knows England -that has a real style of play i'm sure they had someone like that. Some one.
>>158356313
>>158356032will it even qualify for a mug next season?
>>158342815What will happen to /mug/ after the Glazers die and Man Utd becomes the best club in Europe again?
Bring him in.
>>158356915This is actually the only thing that can save man utd
>>158345481He also got battered 3-0 by Bournemouth just a few days ago. Amorimjob was shit. Carrick is shit.
I don't rate havertz and especially dont rate madueke but the fact that those Chelsea rejects get more flack than mason mount is ludicrous>>158355923I am more positive and joyful
>>158356313Big Sam (I count pints of wine as a big trophy)
>>158348373Wonder if the old geezer's still alive to see it again?
>>158356915Saw him today and he was screaming Eddie Howe OutThis club might have driven him into psychosis
>>158342815>gareth southgate>eddie how>sean dyche>sam allardycewhich one, whiteboy?
TOP KEK
>>158355923puts a smile on my face every time
>>158357917/mug/ is a cycle
fucking hilarious that anybody on the board gives a single fuck who Jason fucking Wilcox's "preferred candidate" is, that cunt should be sacked before Carrick
>luck has left you standing so taaaallllllll>*bam bam*>/MUG/! (/mug/)>always believe in your /mug/>you've got the power to know>/mug/'s indestructibleeee>ALWAYS BELIEVE IN...>'cause you are /mug/! (/mug/)>glad that you're bound to return >there's something mancs could've learned>/mug/'s indestructibleee>ALWAYS BELIEVE IN...
I WANNA MUG MUG MUGAAAALL NIIIGHT LONG I WANNA MUG MUG MUGAAAALL NIIIGHT LONG I LIKE THE WAY YOU MUG IT BABYYYI LIKE THE WAY YOU MUG IT BABYYY
Would Crystal Palace Van Aanholt be good enough to start in that United?
>"This Manchester United we are talking about!"
>>158360441kek based
>>158354608The fan base has the collective mentality of a 5 year old
>>158357917>hipster dutchmen>rigid portuguese disciplinarians>ex-player yanited dna amateurs>high pressing Red Bull autists>all in the same exact cycle really funny to the point where it's sad
Manchester United don't appoint managers, they haven't since they got rid of Ten Hag. The new setup is owners, executives, director of football, coach. They provide a squad, they want someone to coach that squad and toe the line. Don't criticise the ownership. Any notion that a big manager could come in and sort things out, isnt happening. Because they don't have that power anymore.Everything hinges on the quality of squad, and appointing a coach that can effectively work with that squad. They've failed to do that. They gave Ten Hag a new contract, after a protracted interview process involving multiple managers. They did the same drawn out protracted process with Amorim. They did the same with Carrick. They've got all 3 big decisions wrong. The axe should fall on the owners. Fingers should be pointed at the director of football. Nothing is going to change until the glazers and ineos are out. There is no point changing manager, because they're not providing the squad or foundation to succeed, and they're finding it impossible to find a manager that can thrive in the environment they've created. How much longer is this going to continue before they hold their hands up and say "Do you know what, we're actually shit at this, we're selling our stake in the club, we're sorry", how long are the glazers going to milk the club for, forever...they're only going to sell when the value starts going the other way or someone pays them what they want.
>>158357917All thats lacking is some Italian meme dinosaur
>>158357917Calling the next cycle.>Peter Bosz>Abel Ferreira>Rooney>Demichelis
>>158362667This but Paulo Fonseca for the gesh
>>158348373i have a hard time seeing united dropping enough points to actually go down. i think they'll scrape by like a couple seasons ago.
>>158345097
>>158357917Arne Slot next Arne Slot next Arne Slot next Arne Slot next
>>158343443Can someone edit this over the Ben Affleck tired meme
bros, you do realise that /mug/ is the only way Man Utd will be seen at the top of any page?
>>158344053You ran his face through a filter to make him lool sad, post the original
>>158344148>money money money sack another dinner lady, money money money
>>158344355Why is every single man in this god forsaken country so unbelievably ugly
>>158344604The only decent looking one is Dalot.Not one good looking man there. This is a club that once had David Beckham and Ronaldo. Fuck.
>gets another billion from customers
>>158365120Dr Robotnik
/mug/s are smashing, all around meABUs singing, having funIt’s the season, of ManU’s devastationMerry/mug/mas everyone
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/carlos-baleba-2026-27-performances.493187/page-14OOF>>158365128kek
>>158365083it’s not just the men
>>158356915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfkIJAJLqzM
>>158365120These AI happy merchant memes are getting scary.
>>158365120Why am I hearing this musichttps://youtu.be/S3JZKyaucK4
"We aspire to be like City" - David Moyes"My captain shall always play" - LVG"football heritage" - Jose"Trophies are for the ego" - OGS"Open heart surgery" -Ralph"We can't play like Ajax" - ETH"We will struggle" - Ruben AmorimNo coming back after these
>>158363391they have more than enough quality to finish top half if the players bother putting in some effort. they will go on a good run with a new manager bounce and finish 6th or 7th
>>158365352Brighton had one of best transfer windows ever. got 120 mil for Balooba and Sham Hecke
>>158365124>Why does any thread about Man U attract so many Indians? (simps)because 4chan is an indian site?
You guys think about all these /mugs/? Like how they're gonna be lost like tears in rain? It's all gonna get lost to history
>>158356313that's conte for you.
>>158365703Yes...one day one of you fuckers wil start a new /mug/ thread after a United defeat, and it will be the last /mug/ ever.
It'd be better for the club if it were to die at this point. Nothing is going to change. The cancerous owners will never sell until the club is a corpse which it basically is anyway. Just let it die and keep those filthy rat owners/board/technical directors away from any future football club.
>>158365743What is the endgame for Glazers? They have made their money and will make a crazy amount more when they sell. Why do they even bother hanging around? It's demonic.
>>158365754Their end game is to bleed the club dry and run it into the ground. Man United will vanish down the leagues and into obscurity. Then, they'll move on to another club..rinse and repeat.
>>158365732It won't be today though innit. We shall celebrate the present moment and worry about the future later
Friendly reminder that the reason the Glazers own the club was because Alex Ferguson had a melty over horse semen.
>>158365796Im glad hes survived to see everything he built torn apart
Be honest lads, do you think Man Utd are danger of becoming a laughing stock?
>>158365847kek
Reminder that people were calling for /mug/ to be retired at the end of last season because Man U were 'back'
THE INCINERATORS OF IPSWICHTHE SPANKERS OF SABAHTHE oh shit that's it
>>158365553"You don't necessarily need to press" - Carrick
>>158365827Sir Alex has cemented his legacy with how he handled his exit
what about manure try no coach for awhile, or just codex or claude.or sone random indian called balldeep gang
>>158365128kek
Eh, it looks bad but with a new manager, I predict a comfortable 4th/5th finish
>>158365907https://www.redcafe.net/threads/expectations-for-the-2026-27-season.493266/trvke
>>158365874After the next Dutch and Portuguese managers they hire don't work out, United could try a player-manager instead of an ex-player, and see if that shit sticks to the wall before going back to the Leipzig well.Maybe even go with an anarcho-syndicalist approach where players take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
Realistically speaking, what's stopping glazers from rigging team bus or plane killing all those shitters, voiding their massive contracts and claiming fat insurance funds?
>>158365960just stop with the antisemitism
I haven't watched football in a decade but I saw Man U lost 3-0 on the morning news so naturally I had to come here and read every post.
>Coventry City>Manchester United>Manchester CityWhich of the three relegated teams will finish highest in the champ next season?
>>158365960>>158365984https://youtu.be/zF64F8Ky5cg
our players are only giving it 100%, we need lads that give it the full 110%
>>158365352>Somehow... signing Brighton's fifth best midfielder, coming off the back of a long injury, isn't looking like the shrewdest of moves. Who could have seen that coming?>At least we helped Brighton improve.B cartel win again, many such casesno refunds
Which one would we say best represents Manure, /his/bros?
>>158357917LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would a Wilcox sacking end /mug/? I feel like he is the abu champion who gives us our victories
>>158366204No, they'll just hire somebody even worse.
>>158366204No sacking has ever ended /mug/
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>>158366204/mug/ is eternal
Berrada and Wilcox supposedly having a crisis meeting this morning. It boggles the mind really. What could they possibly conclude from that meeting beside they're personally culpable, the ownership need to leave, the squad is full of shit houses and carrick will never turn it around. If they come out of that meeting thinking we'll give carrick until the international break, howe or nagelsmann, then they might as well give up
Is there a more cucked fanbase? Having a scroll through some threads on redcafe and literally every page has posts like "THIS IS JUST LIKE LE HECKIN' EVIL MAGA/BREXSHIT!!"
*eliminates your club from cup competitions to set the interim manager up for an easy stretch*>not so easy without me, is it?
>>158344741some decorator remembered he had collected Pokemon cards he had left in the loft after he saw a news article on a single card selling for £8k. He sold his collection for £1.5m.
>>158366484Meanwhile my dad has 11k Babylon 5 cards that are worth nothing.
>>158366164Yeah empires do rise and fall, but you can't say the world is better with the death of the British, French and Spanish empires.
>>158366496I mean they are, just nothing like Pokemon or MtG.
>>158366496SOVL
>>158366164Assyrian empire>Two distinct periods of complete dominance followed by a swift and dramatic decline
>>158366546Boomers love their pokemon creatures.
>>158366056>Blackpool>WeUtd is his local club?
>carrick still in>wilcox still in
>>158366661They're probably working out if it is best for them to wait until the international break or until after the next 5 (difficult) games or wait until the Jan window.
>>158366666i agree
>>158366682shouldn't you be in /epl/, Sosa?
>>158366666BASED GETS. /mug/ RUNS /sp/.
>>158342815where pogba
>>158366666Checked.
>>158366661until the international break
>>158366750Literally what did he mean by this?
>>158366779He loves football.
is €60m for karl really enough money for united, or is this one of those "buy cheap, buy twice" players and united need to get at least in the 120m range
>>158366826MV =! Sale price. Could be higher could be lower.
>>158366816Your league has already ended the career of one generational German talent, it shall not end another.
>carrick still at the wheel
>>158366816>signing bundesfraudsthat will surely fix man utd
as much as people make fun of united, I think people underestimate the difficutly of their situation. there are a couple of clubs like this in europe - rich but bad. and it's pretty much the worst thing that can happen to a club.you cannot attract top talent even with your money because top talent wants to play for top teams and compete for titles. but that's fine, right, most of the clubs in every league are not competiting for a title and they manage, they progress, they work. it's okay, right? wrong. because a rich club gets milked on every transfer. united will never pick up a promising youngster for cheap. every club demands money because they know they have it. and every player demands outrageous wages because... why else would you pick united over a club with better prospects? you want the payday.so as much as shitty managers are to blame (and by god united has had some terrible managers, including carrick), this is a really tricky situation to get out of.
>>158366332lmaoooo
>>158366666big Jim is probably bullying him into resigning so they don't have to pay him off the penny pinching cunt
>>158367084they have spent more than enough, even got some good players like cunha and mbuemo, no excuses. too bad they wasted so much on shite.
>>158366666>next 5 difficult gamesWhat are easy games for Man U at this point?
THANK YOU BASED AVRAM
>>158367332they "waste" it on shit because everyone demands them overpaycuz that's what you do if you're a small club and a club with money wants your player
>>158367521based emily youcis
>>158367665they can overpay for good players like city do. absolutely no reason they couldn't have signed Tonali
>>158366433Imagine thinking Brexit was a good thing
>>158367687good players dont go to a united when city, liverpool or arsenal pay pretty much the same money and offer the prospect of trophies
>>158366496Dadlingz cards... Heh... They just need more time...
>>158367753yes well.. Tonali went to Spurs
>>158366484I dug my old collection out of my parents attic thinking there must be some big $$$$ in there but only a few €50 onesThought I had a better collection tbqh. Them shiny Charizards are a dime a dozen.
>>158367825spurs were in a CL final in 2019for united you have to go back to 2011
Sacked status?
>>158366164Duck Dynasty
I would be shocked if someone like Howe can turn Man Utd around. He'll probably just be anothe yes man for the higher ups.
>>158367701>independence is badcuck
>>158368271Who cares about material reality when you have slogans that make tummy feel good.
>>158368271your island is too resource poor to ever have meaningful independence.
Came here to check if this thread is still on page 1 where it belongs. You're doing well.
>>158368299The only resource one needs to maintain independence is a set of bollocks.
We are having such a great season /mug/ bros, I know relegation is pretty much impossible but it would be beyond funny if we can get into the zone for, at least, a couple of weeks
>>158368934>it would be beyond funny if we can get into the zone for, at least, a couple of weeksIf they keep Carrick much longer you'll see it happen as sure as Soogs can't fuck
>>158368934Just look at what their next few fixtures are. They're definitely in relegation zone for at least a couple of weeks especially with Carrick.
>>158368934Would United getting relegated be a bigger happening than Leicester winning it?
Relegation is definitely a possibility. We've got to stop thinking of Man United as a good club, they're the new Norwich or some shit. Football isn't football anymore, it's monopoly with cut scenes. At least before we could pretend, now we can't even pretend anymore. We may never again see Man United win the epl in our lifetimes.
>>158369491Definetly
>>158367701Whatever about that, but comparing everything you don't like to your political opponents is extremely gay. And being left wing is extremely gay. You, also, are extremely gay.
>>158370505You don't have to be a leftist to see that brexit was a disaster. You voted against muh immigrants and immediately got the biggest immigration wave in your country's history.
>>158370528Brexit was actually about gaining liberty from at best a really bad example of a representative democracy and at worst a corrupt government and open door to totalitarianism. The fact our own government has taken revenge for the people voting against as well as European leader taking the same revenge against the British people is testament that it was absolutely the correct decision no matter what.I also just really fucking hate JFs.
If you've been in /mug/ as long as me you know what this means
I have a feeling they will keep carrick atleast until the int. Break or the january windowBut i doubt howe, nagelsmann or conte would want to come to this shitshow.
>>158370528That was due to payback from the elites, nothing about brexit naturally increased migration at all. Care to say any logic for any legitimate reason why it would? No, it was a bottom smack by the elites - "you went against us, so this is what you get for it." The real problem was not using the momentum to break away altogether from the orthodox western elites and ally with Russia, China and other up and coming powers of the world instead. Obviously they would all of a sudden claim UK was being usurped and not a democracy but as one of the bigger nuclear powers there isn't much they could do about it. >>158370736Exactly. It's the trope of spitting in the villain's face that has captured you or saying some shit about him - yes they'll probably punish you more for it but you're their captor anyway, may as well get a few knocks of your own in while you can. It'd be worth it regardless of whether you gather the momentum to do the shift described above. It didn't work that time, but it could have worked, it's like football you don't have an amazing chance and say it was all for naught because it didn't work - you say great chance, we'll get it the next time.
>>158370528Anybody who wants less soverignty and less freedom is a gay leftist actually. This has been known for many years
>>158370736>>158371037>>158371044It's literally all clichés and slogans, lol.
>>158370528>You voted against muh immigrants and immediately got the biggest immigration wave in your country's history.that wasn't an either or, nor was it part of the dealthey are two unrelated events in the sense that one needn't have led to the other... all it did was reveal their hand. They always hid behind 'we can't do anything our hands are tied by eu laws' - we removed them and it shown they weren't it couldn't have been stopped at any time, if they wanted to, but they don't - and now we know
>>158370528Brexit was always about getting rid of EU immigration to get non-EU immigration in instead, both Johnson and Farage admitted it prior to the referendum result
>>158371200Brits and Americans are very rude, very fat, very lazy and very stupid
My romanian gf asked me if I voted brexit and I lied. Obviously I want all the gyppo cunts exterminated
Fucking faggot mods denying me a second /mug/ in a row, and all of the hilarious subsequent posts that /sp/artans deserve and enjoy.#janniesout#beanoutlae
>>158345044I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE NUTMEG OF MAINOOTHE WATERFALLS OF OLD TRAFFORD WASHING CUSTOMERS TOOWE'RE STAMPING TO RELEGATION, TWO BY TWO BY TWOTHE /MUG/ MAN MARCHES ON
>>158372089>nigga voted to not let turkroaches and gypsies in only to get replaced by pakis
>>158368379>The only resource one needs to maintain independence is a set of bollocksspoken like a true brownoid mutant from karachi or rosario, industrialisation is the key for independence but thatcher already dismantled it decades ago
Ratcliffebros...Glazerbros...This can't end like this...
It's already in the works... Carrick is gone Eddie Howe is at the wheel./mug/bros... are we finished??!
Its a bad look for all involved, and I think they're freezing, like rabbits in headlights. The glazers continue leeching the club and are clueless about football. Ineos have failed in trying to manage the footballing side more effectively than the glazers did. Berrada and Wilcox have failed. The squad is theirs, players they identified, players they brought in, players they want, players they failed to get out. Sack Carrick and put another nail in their coffin. Stick by Carrick and sink into the abyss. They don't want to make a decision, they're freezing. They've placed great emphasis on "getting it right" and their long drawn out process in doing so. They've tried 3 times, failed 3 times. It doesnt work, they don't know what they're doing, they're not good at this. It doesnt matter what manager they appoint, we'll be back here again next season.
United will be saved from relegation by City’s point deduction. Screencap this.
>>158376686That was because of Churchill, not Thatcher. His actions led to our imperial preference system being dismantled by the US and it put us onto GATT which meant all industries slowly being sacrificed for free trade. The fact I know this can only mean one thing: that I must be a "brownoid mutant" from Karachi.
>>158365937I reckon that might work.
>>158342815PAY UP PIGGIES
Carrick would've had so much aura if he walked away after last season. Instead he stayed and brought back rashford and is now the captain of the sinking ship. Dumb cunt.
If Carrick keeps losing games, will he start to be in danger of increasing the risk that he might get sacked?
[Laurie Whitwell] Michael Carrick to be given more time to turn Manchester United form aroundhahahahaha
>>158382440Once they are back to playing one game per week they will be unstoppable.
>>158380110>United will be saved from relegation by City’s point deduction.I'm starting to suspect that as well, but maybe both will go down.
>>158382440/mug/bros we just can't stop winning.
>>158380110Would be pretty funny if that did happen, and there's a good possibility it will.
>Michael Carrick will remain in charge of Manchester United for their trip to Chelsea this weekend.
>>158382887Chelsea are so inconsistent that Man Utd might get a result - a cheeky draw.
>>158382440>>158382887They want to bully him into resigning himself.Sickening. I hope Michael rinces them to a last penny
>>158380110This would cause extreme mega seethe
>>158380110>next year in the championship>citeh>yanited>spudsAbsolute kino
/mug/GODS we won
Theyre waiting for all the customers to buy Christmas presents from the club store so they can afford to sack Carrick and his staff
>>158383256Poor guy looked broken last match. Let him go before he ropes.
>>158383256what's the opposite of a new manager bounce? same manager slumpchelsea might score 10
How do you see the back to back performances against Como and Bournemouth and think he's gonna be able to turn it around against Chelsea?
Chelsea are up and down this season and no Palmer for the game, they might steal a point since they always seem to do well at the bridge
>>158383256LMAO
>>158383256based
putting all my life savings on Chelsea /mug/bros
>>158384416That bet could be 99% safe and it would still be a bad idea.Manure is beyond saving in its current state, but don't risk ending up worse than them.
>yanited are not even in the league cup and the next match is this weekendblimey
>>158384416post the slip like the Irish entrepreneur or I call BS
>>158383256It seems wild how he captained Man Utd at their peak and now he’s managing them at their bottom
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See you on Saturday frens
>>158383256More Carrickino confirmed for the time being
>>158383343God, imagine the mental health brigade if that happens. I can imagine it will, this simulation is going off the rails
