>>158315849
>>158315863
>watching *any week* lowlight compilation >thro shits is in there like 5 times why does someone who came into the league as a 30 year old rookie complete product(tm) have so many miscues
>ahhhhh...>Ahhhhhhhhhhh....>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>158315877do you have the one from the latest raiders game where hes in a shouting match with Eric the enemy
>>158315887Of course I do. :)
>>158315881wtf are those holds
Kyle Shanahan and i are going drink driving tonight anyone wanna join?
The dogs bark, but the chiefs caravan goes on
>>158315860
>>158315890thanks anon ill drink to that>>158315903if you cant read that theyre recycling the muppetmutt script with mendozie then i dunno what to tell you
>>158315896The queefs DO NOT hold on offense.
>>158315911>thanks anon ill drink to that
>>158315912the most demented part about this “play” is the flag was on the jets i was losing my fucking mind watching this game
>>158315849was he trying to bust the jags player's kneecaps?
>>158315912i have no idea why i continue to watch this sport while mahomes is in the leaguedid we really need another manufactured brady?
>>158315932brady has 7 though.
Undervalued positions>DT>TE>LBOvervalued Positions>WR>EDGE>CBI'd say RBs were undervalued but they've gotten some good bumps in their value over the last couple of year, but at the same time Shaheed having a higher salary than K9 is absurd
i feel very conflicted about brady he was so clutch, but his entire legacy is built on my favorite team getting shafted yet hes currently rebuilding my favorite team in his own image and it looks like a filthy fucking squad cant hate the guy ultimately, i didnt feel like i was being gaslit when he came back from 28-3 for instance
>>158315934>did we really need another manufactured brady?There won't be one.
I wish i had a vagina
i wish i had (jennys) vagina wrapped around my penis
>>158315981Why? They smell
is brock purdy the best draft steal in NFL history outside of brady?hes so fucking good
>>158316041ITS THANATOS!
>>158315981ninerbro...
*rapes the bungles*
Beargleuars broship has been disbandedBeartriotuars new broship
>>158316087I have bad news kiwibroI think we're getting more Snoop Huntley
>>158316099i wish (((they))) would stop trying to make snoop happen
>>158316090based, i've always liked TLaw and the jaggies, gonna be a fun matchup in week 13.
>>158316113arigato gozaimasu, kudasai, kawaii Caleby-chan kokojin honto homo
when will women get the hint? men don't like tattoos on women.
>>158316199What the FUCK does this have to do with with NFL football!?
>>158316199tomorrow
>>158315962TEs are not undervalued outside of the top 3. There is a gigantic difference in what all-pro TEs do for an offense vs average ones.
>>158316266They're still undervalued due to there not being many market resetting TEs in the first place, when Bowers gets payed he's still going to be at around a WR2 salary despite being by far the most important part of the Raiders offense
>>158316199jenny hates tats
French protesters storm the field, capture aaron rodgers, execute him via guillotineI have foreseen this
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at ATL)CHIEFS (at SEA SNF)VIKINGS (vs IND)Bills (BYE)==In danger this week==absolutely nobody, get rekt haters==Applying for membership==Bears (vs NE TNF) APPROVEDSteelers (vs NO)Browns (at TEN)Ravens (vs CIN)Broncos (at ARI)Packers (at DET)Patriots (at CHI TNF) DENIED==At risk of blacklisting==Titans (vs CLE)Dolphins (at NYJ)==The Blacklist==>Chargerseveryone else fuck off
>>158316099He practiced 3x this week but all were limited. I think it's 80% he starts because its such a big game but i wouldn't throw a wobbly if we had to see Snoop again>>158316199I either like women with lots of tattoos or no tattoos. If you're gonna do something do it right. Having one or two gay little tats is cringe to me
>>158316041only among QBs. there's quite a few late round studs with rings and all-pros at other positions. jason kelce and richard sherman come to mind but there's others.
hello frens i am looking forward to tomorrow evening's football time with all of you
>>158316526
Why were the Eagles so good these past few years if the coach was a doof and the QB was mid? Smart guy for a GM?
if you found out your realtor was Blair Walsh would you really trust that the house is worth it
>>158316544hmm this season's lombardi is going to look really good in there hehe
Big fan of the Falcons here. Are they any good in this sport?
>>158316627they are good yet they keep losing
>>158316558the smartest
>>158316563Absolutely, cause then you know he missed the right market price
>Cowboys cheerleaders attempting to unionizeI can't wait to see Jerry fire them all and bring in a bunch of big booty Latinas
>>158316807He should import a bunch of black queens from Houston instead
>>158316807Honestly just get rid of them since they arent shown on tv anyways
>>158316841This is what's really going to happen. Every team's going to get rid of cheerleaders if the Cowboys cheerleaders are successful because it's going to set a bad precedent. They're 5 years too late on trying to unionize, perfect time was during MeToo
what kind of faggot posts an anime as the op pic
>>158316558They had an actual super team
>>158315912JFC I hope that flag was for that jets player slapping at that blockers face mask.
>>158316854my steelies never had cheerleaders to slut around
>>158315912have the chiefs ever been flagged when holding
>>158316997they never hold jack ass
will micro Penis Jr finish this weekend
well threads completely dead as usual
>>158317012who is jack and is he upset that they dont hold his ass?
Here are the facts:Nfl genny sucksYour team sucksYour memes suckYour talking points suckYou do NOT know ballThe Kangz own you and NFL genny
OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158317096it's the early morning on a day with no nfl games
>>158317133kwab
>>158317133Clearly AI. Mini soda has no fans.
>>158317102(you)
>>158317192i'm not jack
>>158316501>.700 clubThere is the undefeated Trio and nothing else. >>158317134Exposed hard as shit. Vrabel is a martial cheater and a rent-a-Bill coach. Also Shedeur uncs still delusional and mad as fuck.
>>158317164i am vikies fan :)
thread is so shit . the amateur football thread is probably better
>>158317237I don't know how long you've been a Vikings fan but I want you to know that it never ends well for you faggots.
>>158316199Chudcels don't represent the tastes of all men
Which team is picking up this retard?
>>158317096The thread is always dead on Saturdays
>>158317427Most obvious Dolphin of all time
>>158317373early 2000s :)
>9 more days until I can watch the Bears play again
>>158317752The people who called Caleb Williams a bust that's incapable of playing in structure are now calling him a system baby. Oh how the tables have turned.
>NFL to still have their circus performance in France while civil unrest is ongoing because they feel that they are obligated to perform.Why are Jewish corporations so out of touch with reality?
>>158317915Why do cattle think we give a fuck about what their opinion?
>>158317915Imagine if the stadium gets invaded lmao
>>158317373>never ends well for you faggotsSo true really the best post of the week
>>158317452And Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
imagine if rodgers got captured and robespierre'd
Im noticing some of you are a little too over dependent on this place lmao Get a life losers, we're grown ass men, we're not here to hold your hands or entertain you 24/7
>>158317915it took the threat of players not playing leading to games being forfeited or canceled for the NFL to postpone ganes after 9/11they aren't doing shit over some protests
>>158317864>system babyThis is a criticism up there with "YAC bad" and "checkdowns bad" in the sense that nobody actually thinks this but they say it when they have nothing else to say
>>158318153Speak for yourself.
>>158318298I dont care about YAC or checkdowns. I care about what I see
>>158318450*gouges your eyes out*
>>158318470>t.
>>158318470Totally uncalled for.
Is there anything lamer than the 4 quadrant analytics graphs in sports fandom?
>>158318137
>>158318470nu uh
>>158318384>n-no upathetic
>>158318666Anon, haha. Where did you find this one?!
>>158316501>==Applying for membership==>Bears (vs NE TNF) APPROVED
no patriots football this sunday
>>158318759Boring team with ugly uniforms and a fat hoof-handed WR1
>>158318666wtf Peter Griffin is a Pats fan from RI. Like BradysKnee but thinner
>>158318779ok queer guy
>>158318817I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin but I think depeche mode is a sweet band
>lamarr has missed 30% of ravens games since the start of 2025 season
Ok but who is going to win this division?
>>158315901Based
>>158319064Whoever does is going to humiliate an NFCN team in the playoffs.
>>158319145the NFCN will be the first division to send all 4 teams to the playoffs
should I get checked for blood clot... how the F would youbl even know you had one
>>158319188I've been paranoid of having them ever since the Jalen hurts news
>>158319188you're fine as long as you don't have chest pain or one of your limbs isn't swelling without a recent physical injury
are we in the golden era of NFL
>>158319194>>158319210I haven't slept since hearing. Im tired bros
>sets the fbs single game record >doesn't get drafted #1 overallmake it make sense
>>158319234Yes
How much longer does Penis have without winning before there is problems
>>158319188>>158319194No refunds
>>158319267People thought he was a meme player like Johnny Football, but he was actually sound-of-mind and capable of evolving his game to a professional level.
what would get for lunch if you had $15 for it
>>158319234maybe the golden shower era
>>158319365bun thit nuong
>>158319365vodka double
>>158319365Turkey hoagie with provolone mayo and onions
>>158319417Jersey Mike's does sound good
Redskins
>>158319448coward
big ben, rivers, and matt ryan all belong in the HoF
>>15831940815 bucks for that ?? I could get a whole 5th and oj for that
>>158319448stop already. it's been six (6) years. they're not coming back
>>158319448my redskins :)
>>158319448you would get arrested in UK for that
>>158319365two hot dogs, one chili cheese one dragged through the garden, fries, and a water. What I had yesterday for lunch.
>>158319513hot dogs just aren't filling. i can eat 8 of them and not be full
>>158319525goff is never going to get any respect
>>158319484bars are kind of scams these daysi spend like $150 every time I go
>>158319525Switch Love and Goff. Also Thro Pix is 37 years old, he is not developing, this is who he is. Put him in "fine, not the long term answer"
>>158319525
>>158319365Carne Asada burrito from a local taco shop.
>>1583195250 football knowledgewhy the fuck is cam ward in highly intriguing prospect? because he was 1.01? he's horrible trash and might not even be the 64th best qb
>>15831956013 is a great ranking. Goff is playing at a high level but so are a lot of QBs.
>>158317864>Caleb Williams is a bust>Okay, well he can't actually run an offense>Well, he's just a Ben Johnson baby>[YOU ARE HERE]>Well, he only got that MVP because of DEIThe goalposts shall keep being moved
Georgians are looking for some good Penis play this weekend
>>158315911Thre's no script. Mahomeboy is pure, raw talent
>>158319765you sure his ass is going to stay healthy
>>158319796He started 17 games while getting sacked 70 times as a rookie, the zesty bastard is tough. His 3 games out were the first he's missed in his career.
>>158319234Absolutely not
>>158319796When you're around GODleb, you should be the one worried about your own ass
>>158319796His bussy will have so much protective scarring by the time his next contract comes around, he'll be indestructible.
>>158319831I was promised a golden era
>>158319957By whomsoever?
you losers watching cfb right now or something why thread dead
>>158319957promises are meant to be broken fuckface
>>158320051im watching jamaal charles highlights on youtube
i live in kansas citymahomes is obviously in the top 10 qbs of all time but i don't really care about him or the chiefs, they're too boringthey need funny incidents to start popping up in their laps like brady and the patriots did - deflategate, butler interception, 28-3, "we're on to cincinnati", losing to nick foles, brady immediately winning a super bowl after hitting free agency. stuff like that grants greater aura than just being the team that wins a bunch doesuntil then it's more fun rooting for underdogs like the vikings, bills, jaguars, and bengals
If you were a backup qb, which team would you want to play for? Assume all salaries etc are the same.
You now remember Tom Brady chastising his son for not kissing him on the lips good enough
>>158320341Somewhere with no income tax
>>158320361There's nothing weird about kissing your family
>>158320341a team in a state with no income tax
>>158319157I don't see it. I think the seahawks have their shit together enough to take one of the spots. Rams are probably gigafucked though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9h7hU6_VI4
>>158320438*throws another piss missile 1 ball*
>>158315849Bolievers, what is this?
The patriots are now the only team with a winning ratio whose opponents have a better combined win ratio than they do
UNC needs to chill
Jonathan taylor may be traded to the giants
MY PANTHERSWINNING THE OWL
>>158320863CAT BOWL
>>15832034149ers. Set up a charitable foundation, donate a chunk of my signing bonus for the tax write-off, invest the foundation's assets, and let compound interest do its thing. Plus, 49ers backups have a history of turning into starters. Sam Darnold did it, and Mac Jones is next. The IRS hates this one simple trick.
>>158320921>people thought wed get Bengals Lions>we actually get Jags-Panthers
>>158321062What are the loins going to do now that there window is shutting?
>>158320629Bo Derangement Syndrome in video format
>>158321197The window was never open desu
2026 NBA Finals2026 Final Four2026 NHL Finals2026 NHL Winter Classic2026 IIHF World Championship2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 Wimbledon Championship2026 PGA Championship2026 Masters Tournament2026 Daytona 5002026 Indianapolis 5002026 Kentucky Derby2026 Belmont Stakes2026 Westminster Dog Show2026 Tour de France2026 NYC Marathon2026 Winter Olympics2026 Pan Am Games2026 Commonwealth Games2026 World’s Strongest Man2026 Rose Bowl2026 Cotton Bowl2026 Orange Bowl2026 Super Bowl? No.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. So what? No one cares how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>this retard againwe just use the season year same as everyone else. 2025 seahawks, 2024 eagles, 2023 chiefs, etc
I wish my chargies could put up another L this weekend
>>158321785my chargies just have to go 10-1 down the stretch and they might make the playoffs!
Why does everyone call mahomes a mutt but nobody calls caleb one?
oh what could have been
>>158321785Women are so hot when they cry
>>158321980I never liked this color scheme. I always thought they could do better.
>webm spammer is now seething about the giantsIf you need any more proof he's a mexican who hates white people and the east coast
You'll never guess who Blo Dix threw this to
AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158316492Inshallah
>>158322007it looked much better when reebok produced them. Nike turned the metallic gold into turd mustard
holy shit seahawks trading jadarian price for jonathan taylor
>>158322033The cute chick in row 4?
Good luck with the Queefs, ya bum. Everyone knows you won't do shit without Hester and Gould.
>>158321978>everybodyjust sore losers>t. pucker fan
>>158321978Because we call him gay which is worse
>>158322441>has to suck mutt qb cock because >his team is paying one $55M/yrkwapackturd
>>158321978Caleb passes for a halfie. Mahomes looks and sounds like the el goblino meme.
Top 5 QBs by average ratingLamar Jackson 119.6 Brock Purdy 118.1Jared Goff 111.3Trevor Lawrence 106.2Michael Penix Jr 106.0
>>158322335ok how u know
>>158322007The navy and bronze combo is easily the worst ever combination to ever appear in all of professional sports. I don't even like the rams and I'm so glad they switch back to a real color scheme.
Top 5 QBs by quarterback ratingBrock Purdy 83.1Lamar Jackson 81.9Caleb Williams 79.3Drake Maye 77.1Josh Allen 75.8
2-4 superteam kek
>>158322462whatever makes your feefees not hurt
Top 5 QBs by yards per attemptLamar Jackson 10.1Josh Allen 8.8Michael Penix Jr 8.6Brock Purdy 8.5Drake Maye 8.3
>can't win when it snows>can't win when it rainsWill the bears have a dome in Indiana?
>>158322237It especially looked like shit then
>webm senor seethes about the bills, the giants, the Packers and the lionsKek
Top 5 QBs by expected points added per playLamar Jackson 0.355Josh Allen 0.350Brock Purdy 0.348Jared Goff 0.320Caleb Williams 0.269
>>158322534less wins in sofi than the cardinals
Smart teams who go winless in the division and choke in the playoffs against california and ohio
>>158322513>>158322555I feel purdy good about my pick for MVP, hehehe
>>158322689Are you sure about that?
>>158319488they never left
>>158322513@grok recalculate for Purdy being an Evansbab.
>>158322513What's the purpose of making fake stats after I post the real ones?>>158322478
So just like that Ben Johnson gets exposed as a fraud who can't do anything without gayleb?I thought he was an offensive genius?
>>158322800>least WR dependent QB in the league>WRbab
>>158322846The Vikings game was in a monsoon, and they were gonna win if not for some unlucky fumbles at the goalline. The Packers game was mostly about Tyson Bagent not playing well.
0-2 kek he hates his gay black QB but can't spam the johnsons to counter it anymore
>>158322776>Are you sure about that?Best combined touchdown rate and interception rate in the league while spreading the ball around to a hospital ward yeah I'm pretty sure
>>158322776Not bad for someone who's only going to play 6 games this season.
>>158322478>>158322513>>158322555>>158322600First one is the least relevant, passer rating is an irrelevant stupid boomer stat that doesn't even mean anything
>*puts lesser jesters in their place*
>>158322846Ben Johnson is a fraud because he cant run a defense
>>158322963You fucking retarded nigger you love passer rating when it's about how purdy has the highest career passer rating of all time but now you hate it fuck off
>>158323006Shouldn't that be the defensive coordinators problem
>>158322891>it wuz rainin n sheeeeeitSad that only the burrs were affected by mother nature that day. Also, the backup for the Kangz played that whole game.
>>158323014No he's suppose to run he's whole team
>HC should only care about offensemutt zoomers ladies and gentlemen
>>158323006Dennis Allen did a good job against the Pats tho
>>158323012I'm not the 69ersfag you're seething at moron they're not the only ones in these threads
Reminder bearsfags spammed every day about how they were going to beat the rams because of muh epic cold and snow kek
it wuz misty n sheeeeeeeit!
Its funny how the bears are the ones who disrespect their division the most while being 0-2 in it.
>>158323081KWAB
Reminder that the Rams are on the decline and Stafford is becoming more washed by the day. McGay is leaving when he retires and you're gonna go back to the Jeff Fisher days. Barely beating the beta version of the Ben Johnson Bears is going to be the last positive memory for all 5 of you. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158323120Bears have the White man winning football style but are hampered by their meme qb Mike Ditka is ashamed.
>it was raining! You can't expect us to compete in rain!The F1ification of football is a travesty
>shartcago really let some socal twinks in lululemon hoodies and hollister flip-flops walk into their stadium and slap them silly
total eagles death
>>158323120>Its funny how the bears are the ones who disrespect their division the mostDo you just magically ignore the Vikings fans in this general? In between the webm spam and the constant barrage of AI generate Pepes, it's hard to miss. There's also that Finnish dude.
>>158323160kek they really didthen their baseball team they hyped up choked to the padresCalifornia owns Chicago
>>158323185They're 2-0 they get to do that retardThey beat both their big rivals
>>158323221Sup, Vikuck. I'm glad you're getting this all out before the reality of your team hits you like a ton of bricks.
>>158323149Reminder people said this in 2022 after the Rams went 5-12
>>158322913Fact Check: True, surprisingly.
>>158323185>webm spam and the constant barrage of AI generate PepesLiterally all me.
>>158323255>Zero playoff wins against non divisional opponents in 16 yearskek
>>158323274>surprisinglywhat did he mean by this
You know this general does not talk about the AFC North, South, or East much at all compared to all of the NFC
Are the lions the second best team in the NFCN? Goff looks extremely underrated
BEARTRIOTUARS ETERNAL BROSHIPPBJ ALL DAYERRR DAY24-736517-38IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLOWE RELLY BOUT DAT LYFE, MY NINJAZ
>>158323323that he's a bum duh>>158323333makes sense. the NFC is the main character of football and always has been
>>158323273Yeah but Rams have a superteam and Stafford is 38 years old. Over for this shitter
>>158322882Purdy is also a CMC and Kittlebab, but that has long been established.
>>158323360What part of shartcago do the Mexicans live in private paco?
Why do leadhead QBs always win Superbowl after they get traded away from their depressing flyover states?
>>158323433>flyoverevery city with an airport is a flyover, retard.
>>158323379Well it's a good thing they already got their heir apparent in the building. Especially since from what I've heard the QBs that were supposed to come out have been looking bad.
>>158323386It's long been said sure but it's never been true, Purdy is the one who has elevated his team more than anyone else even Shanahan ever since he arrived
Chicago isn't flyover
>regular season champions>/oursuperbowl/UNTIL THIS SEASON CONCLUDES WE ARE NFCN UNDISPUTEDAND YOU HAVE MANY MANY HOOOOONNNNNNNNTOOOOO MORE WEEKS TO SIMPLY SEETHE & DEAL WITH ITFUCKING KEK @ YR PATHETIC WEEKLY EXISTENCENOW READ EM AND WEEP WHILE THIS BIG BEAR DICK SPLITS THESE JAP PUSSIES SIDEWAYS LIKE GODZILLA STROLLING THRU TOKYO, BITCHES
>>158323499>got to the owl and lost with jimmyg>got to the owl and lost with purdyeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm?
>>158323546Does it have an airport?
>>158323546true, it's layover
kek it really is a private pacovery humiliating for Mexicans who hate blacks and gays to have a black bottom buck as their QB
>>158323553>purdy has looked like a way better QB his entire career and not even closeerm yourself
Tomorrow the Kangz blowout the ColtsOn Monday they trade for JT
mahomie makes ya seethe :)
>>158323664Would be funny if they trade for JT, Bynum and Buckner on monday.
>>158323664I kneel Vi-Kangz.
Purdy is a processing baby. Just sling the ball kid why you going through your progressions?
>>158323664who's jt
>>158323743>he thinks purdy is not a slingerconfirmed for not knowing ball
Yeah I'm thinking the best my Steelies will do is a 1 and done playoff appearance MMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 'FRAID SOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158323761Objectively speaking. Not even in a homo way. Those dudes are more attractive than the women
>>158323774I was being sarcastic
Is it worse to have a mutt, black or gay as the face of your team and volk?
>>158323664KOC and Vikings was the team that made the Colts think he was viable this is your fault!
>>158323784they won't escape paris
>>158323828
>>158323820why he ware boston shirt
>>158323828A rapist
>>158323664>blowoutThey don’t have the offense for a blowout
>>158323887Laundry day
>>158323828Jew would be the worstGay is pretty bad because there's only one or two and everyone hates fagsBlack is common Mutt is increasingly common
>>158323499Sometimes he looks really great and then other times, like after they lost Evans in the last game, he looks like Mr. Irrelevant again. Don’t forget that Mac Jones looked elite in this system last year for multiple games
>>158323922You can blowout with defensive tds and special teams, the 2000 Ravens did it a lot
>>158323922If you win 21-3, it's a blowout
Any other kino pictures? like this one of Y.A Tittle?
>>158324197All I have is this
>>158324158Go Pack Go
Earl Campbell had 36 inch thighs
>>158323995What the fuck are you even talking about? Purdy was still slinging it in the second half last game but his receivers kept dropping or whiffing on his passes, it's Shanahan who fucked the offense over with his play calling.>Mac Jones looked elite in this system last year for multiple gamesNow that's a huge fucking lie, he was a major liability who proved why Purdy is the starter and he isn't. He did enough of his job to get carried by his team to wins but he couldn't do any of the shit he needs to for sustained success in that system. Couldn't make reads, couldn't get the ball out quickly, couldn't throw under pressure, couldn't throw off script, couldn't throw outside the pocket, couldn't look receivers off, couldn't hit tight window throws properly, and more. Every time he made a chunk play it was pure scheme and even then it was usually a checkdown that missed the home run play on the table. He was nerve-wracking to watch, just like Jimmy G was. I'm glad he didn't have to stay longer than he did and didn't chirp about it, just did his backup role and then shut up and sat back down afterwards like he was supposed to.
>>158324267my waist is only 28 inches
>>158324197
>>158324318
LOL LMAO
>>158324272Tell us you’re a homer without telling us you’re a homer. I watched that game and Purdy’s passes were shit in the 2nd half. He’s pretty good for a 7th rounder but how much of that is Shanahan and CMC doing the heavy lifting?
>>158324386>yet another retarded yuro who thinks none of the stuff happening between the snaps is part of the gamebrainlet tier take
>>158324386Hell yeah
>>158324386Replays and players standing around is kino and builds tension especially in the 4th quarter of a close gameI mute the ads and shitpost on here during them
Most NFL qbs can sling it deep. You guys blow your load at successful deep ball passes like it’s rare when it happens at least once in almost every game.
>>158324386a hockey fan who doesnt know ball made this graphic
Josh Gordon is the reason I call bullshit on anyone who says you cant get addicted to weed. He was one of the best wrs in the league and could have made millions but he could not stop smoking weed. One of the biggest what ifs in nfl history.
>>158324386I refuse to believe that ref shots are only 3.2% compared to gameplay’s 8.3% when every time I look up it’s a ref with a flag
>>158324439>not being impressed by dragons>2011 +15>ISHYGDDT
I got some bold predictions for this week. >The Dolphins Have a Top-30 WR>Jalen Coker Outscores Tetairoa McMillan>Jonah Coleman is Denver’s Highest-Scoring RB>J.J. McCarthy four hundred total yards against the Texans>Kenneth walker 200 rushing yards and two touchdowns>Bo Nix throws for 300 yards and three touchdowns>vikings defense gets five takeaways (four INTs and a fumble recovery) against colts>Abdul Carter and Arvell Reese on the Jets combine for four plus sacks of C.J. Stroud
>>158324318Good one
>>158324393It's the other way around, Shanahan literally had to redesign his system to play to Purdy's strengths because he was breaking its constraints and Purdy kept having to bail him out. Also a huge reason CMC is even able to be so effective is because Purdy is so killer that they don't need him to throw the ball 40 times a game to be effective. He only needs a small sample size to do what other guys need way more for and leaves plenty of snaps out there for CMC to eat too. They make each other better, but when Purdy struggles CMC usually struggles but the reverse is generally untrue. The offense needs Purdy way more.
>>158324439>like it’s rare when it happens at least once in almost every game.
>>158324486Speaking of what ifs what went wrong with Michael Thomas?
>>158324486When they say you can't get addicted they usually just mean the chemicals do not have inherently addictive properties. Anyone can get addicted to the behavior of doing anything though, and potheads are especially susceptible to that.
>>158324512I think the opposite for K9 honestly. I think the seahawks defense holds him to fewer than 70 yards rushing.
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>>158324536I said almost and most. I didn’t say all. Bo Nix is one of the qbs who can’t.
>>158324512>>Kenneth walker 200 rushing yards and two touchdownsthe seahawks havent allowed a 100yd rusher in 35 games
>>158324533Why are you arguing with a guy who doesn't know ball
>>158324414>>158324424>>158324425>>158324457/hoc/ sends regards !hey at least its better than Basketball and maybe baseball I dont know shit about baseball either. I will now choose my team by the logo aloneSo no hate bros
>>158324512>J.J. McCarthy four hundred total yards against the TexansIm so ready.
>>158324578This anon gets it. Exactly why I said this >>158324564
>>158324580Niners fans definitely don’t know ball. And if you’re from California your opinion on anything is objectively irrelevant.
Name a sexier fan base
>>158324664>spurswe don't claim this retard
Had a snickers today, and realized I haven't had chocolate in months. The troubles of being an adult. Anyway, go Giants.
>>158324592I like hockey too, my team just sucks
stanky leg
>>158324592I havent followed hockey since the GOAT Martin Brelodeur retired. How are my Devils doing?
>>158324766They have a lot of talented young players but shit coach >>158324812Ehh this season the seem pretty good, they are basically Team America now that won the gold medal or that what they are going for.I have chosen my team Las Vegas Raiders, did I do good /nfl/
Lamar bros
>>158324919You think Lamar's prime is over? It's kind of a shame he never sniffed an Owl.
>>158324905You shpuld have chosen the chiefs or 49ers. They're good teams who win. Raiders are historically bad. Don't choose bad teams.
>>158324905The Raiders are cool but they're far removed from their glory days, they're better this year than they have been in a while
>>158324971They make it in 2023 if SNEED didn't force Flowers to fumble at the goal line
>>158324919Why is this pussy so soft? Man the fuck up and play
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>>158324751November 1st is the best day of the year because all the halloween candy goes on sale. One of the perks of being an adult is that you don't need to get the candy beforehand.
>>158324971>>158324980>>158325016I don't know they seem kino. Maybe they can draft a lot of good players, then trade some, hire a good coach and win simple as.
yeah we're getting btfo'd by snoop tomorrow
>>158325059Why not just pick a team that's already good?
>>158325074The Raiders are already good
>>158324676>we don't claim this retardtramp stamp logo? that nigga lost a bet..and is a real one for going through with it
>>158324919Yeah I'm thinking Snoop gonna bootyblast the Bungholes. Oh it's true, it's DAMN true!
make of this what you will
>>158325543Looks like Goff is better in Detroit than stafford is. I didnt realize.
>>158325543
>>158324919>mfw I bet a cheeky $50 on the Bengals on Tuesday, when they were the underdogs>now they are the favorites
>>158325683Financial genius
>>158325365Why didn't they run the ball?
>>158325718Why is this 12 year old taller than me
>>158325718I knew Lamar would be out. I'd have bet more but I'm not comfy losing more than $50 on the possibility that the Bengals cock this up
>>158325730idk
>rulebook? NOT reading that shit
WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA SKOL DAAAAAAA BOYS?
Imagine kissing so many butts that it because your nickname.
>>158324386Watching replays of a real sport it better than watching a soccerfag jog. Having commercials to take a piss break and grab is snack is handy and unavailable during soccer matches even though you could just take your piss and snack break during the game because it's not like you would miss anything but jogging.
>>158326101Imagine calling yourself a fan and not wearing diapers to the game.
>>158326024Growing up with a name like that makes you tough
>>158326024Not just butts. Dickbutts.
DOMMMMMINOS
pizzapizza
I think I know the reason
>>158326476the reason is CTE right
>>158326200>>158326353The Pizza Wars happening in Mexico is no laughing matter
>>158326520also way more players per team
>>158326476>I think I know the reasonhockey is an expensive sport to play..rich families with access to rich lawyers nigga
>>158326476this kinda says more about the nba than the others. Football teams are 4x the size and there are 2 more teams
>>158326553Players on an nfl roster 53 vs 12 for an nba
For me, It's the Dallas Texans
botes
My AI is fucked up now because i asked bunch of NFL questions like wtf is this.
>>158326476Damn, those old white NFL owners get arrested a lot.
NBA • Black or African American: ~70.4%• White: ~17.5%• Multiracial / Other: ~9.7%• Latino / Hispanic: ~2.2%• Asian: ~0.2%NFL • Black / African American: ~54.2% – 54.3%• White (Non-Hispanic): ~24.8% – 27%• Multiracial: ~9.0% – 9.4%• Pacific Islander / Native Hawaiian: ~1.6%• Hispanic or Latinx: ~0.5%• Asian / American Indian: ~0.5% combined
>>158326615>Players on an nfl roster 53 vs 12 for an nba18 for nba...but the league minimum salary is close to half for nfl players, even less for practice team guys. you make 1.3mil+/yr to be on a NBA roster. 13.5k a week on a NFL practice squad and can be cut at any time. no wonder it brings in knuckleheads in comparison
The ratio looks about right with fbi statistics
>>158326732How many jews?
>almost halfway into his second season>still hasn't won a championship It's time for a change.
>>158326476
>>158326978Did we used to have more foggy days back then?
>>158316558Its play calling. Also a good O-line can go a long way.
Future Commanders HC Klay Kubiak
>>158327010Every time I hear tomlin speak on the broadcast, I can’t stop laughing at his voice. And if you really, really listen to the words- he’s not saying anything at all. Try it
>>158327366hey fuck off I he's one of my top 5 picks for Eagles headcoach
>>158327436No Sirianni is going to be your tank commander for 2 more years
>>158327466>for 2 more yearslol, no. for this entire season? sadly, probably.
Now that the dust has settled, why did they do it?
>>158327600cuz they're gay
So is squirts done for life then? What do the iggles do at QB now?
stop taking our coordinators
>>158327708The SF-WAS connection will continue until morale improves
>>158327656Draft one in the first and bring in Cousins to mentor and stopgap like the Raiders did
>>158327415Yeah, his voice is comical. Every time I hear it I wonder how any of his players could have taken him seriously.
>>158327800As a Bears fan, Millen was the best GM the Lions ever had.
>>158328011>As a Bears fanNo one cares, faggot. State your opinion and move along.
>>158327835Trade us Payne and he's yours :)
>>158327600This is dystopian
>>158328113
>>158328028I knew you posted here, Matt.
>>158328099That'll be a 3rd & a 7th
Lamar should have been traded instead of giving him his current contract, he's not going to get out there and tough it out, he's going to sit and pout until he gets a new contract. For the past few years he's obviously been in pass stat padding mode, actively choosing not to run for easy gains and instead holding the ball on purpose allowing himself to get sacked. Talented yet a selfish manbaby who has no dog in him. He is the "I" in Team.Trade him and move on.
>>158328164>3rd guy there>only made the play because of his teammates wear flushing the QB aroundWhy is he shuckin' and jivin' like he did anything? Not really a highlight. Especially not one he should be jumping around like a fucking ape about.
>>158328276D-linemen get like $10000 per sack
>>158325893There has to be an illegal play design out there that is so obscure no reffie alive will know to call it
>>158328298Big whoop. Act like you've been there.
>>158328305No shot, man. I legit believe BJ ran that play because he didn't think the refs would know. The fact that they knew it means they're brushed up on their rulebook
>>158328312>Act like you've been there.Why?
>>158328164I like how he was virtually unblocked and still struggled to get to the QB.
I'm glad people are starting to wake up to Stafford's insane PR, the takes I was seeing during the offseason and his weakass "MVP" year were insane. He's basically Dak if he had a super team, good player but chronic underformer and is nowhere near in conversation with Brees and Rodgers. Not even sure if he's better than Philip Rivers tbqh.
>>158328305Is there a rule against simply giving the quarterback a gun?
>>158328375>He's basically Dak if he had a super teamGood comparison
>>158315849>>158315860>>158315877>>158315881>seethe editionKWAB
>>158328375Stafford was always very similar to Romo and Dak; a guy who does nothing early in the game and then pads his stats in garbage time.
>loses to shit teams>blows the FUCK out of good teamswhy is my college team like this?what's the NFL equivalent?
>>158328517Norv Turner's Chargers.
>>158328375Stafford is Matt Ryan if the Falcons defense blocked the last Pats 2pt attempt
>>158328375He almost choked that game vs the bengals too. Game on the line last year guy throws the ball in the dirt MVP MVP
Why does everyone call interceptions meatball subs now? Did Subway do a sponsorship deal or something?
hey guys my dad works for nfl and superbowl is chefs
>>158325512This was an appalingly stupid question even at the time becauseA) a show that is perennially #1 in ratings doesn't need savingB) if it did, Dennis Miller wouldn't save it, and that's not even a slight on Dennis becauseC) no one watches or doesn't watch a game because of fucking announcersI was actually alive when this issue came out (my dad had a subscription) and everyone agreed it was retarded. I've retroactively come to realize SI was always mid as fuck. It just had very little competition in the pre-internet era. Which was kind of a blackpill since I spent my whole adolescence reading it. But by the end it was downright contemptible proto-wokeshit. I do not miss it at all although thw swimsuit issue did make for nice fap material back in the days when actual porn was hard to find
>>158328375people are acting like hes going to make the hall of fame too.
>>158327800remember when he kept taking wide receivers in the first round and they all fucking sucked
UFL Colorado team announced tomorrowfuck the stallions
>>158328956Redditor league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bBYzRN42LA
Ok what college game do I watch today? No slurpers or blowouts give me something good
>>158329086most of them are wrapping up, you stupid fuck
>>158329086no
Why do 49er fans travel well but Raider fans don’t? I thought Raider nation was bigger
>>158329026posted from 345 Park Avenue
>>158329350Raiders keep to their ethnic enclaves and wherever youngcuck goes
Chiefs by a million
>Phillip Rivers unretired to throw more game-losing picks and go winless>Aaron Donald unretired to miss the playoffsOld men should stay on their sofas, time has passed them by
>World Series game>only 3 gamethreadsIs baseball just an obsolete sport?
>>158329627Too many eyesore Puerto Ricans and Dominicans
>>158329627I remember when the playoff games threads were stickied
>CEDARWOOD CLUTCH
>>158328830I'm guessing It's footballs spinoff of the meatball in baseball, poorly thrown ball that gets easily homered. This case it's a poorly thrown ball that gets intercepted
>>158329627I don't understand how no one watches it anymore but people still love hockey.
>>158329627I enjoy baseball when my team is playing. football might be the only sport I can watch any team play and have fun
>>158328375Never 5get
>>158319470Ben yes, other two no
Brady will be long and forgotten similar to Barry bonds for being a blatant cheater but Mahomes will go down as the best QB to ever play the game
Realistically, what kind of value does he still have?He's 30, always injured and the 49ers can't pay his $50m next season. >they'll restructure They just did that this year
>>158329627basedball threads are for gentlemen ans scholars, not zoomers spamming irrelevant coomer slop
>after sixteen (16) hours, the genny still hasn't hit the bump limitdamn, 4chan really is dying
>>158330193Shit I wonder what they'll do. He makes an impact when he's on the field but he's never on the field
>broncucks
>>158330320They said that when they had dee ford and ended up getting rid of him
wins are NOT a QB stat
win are a QB stat
>>158330284Good
Wins are a qb stat if I like the qb
Yakub Chambliss is about to detonate Texas and there's nothing (You) can do about it
holy shit pat is fucking hilarious. the NFL needs its own path mcafee
>>158330573Didn't he do MNF and it flopped?
CFB>NFL btw. Way more kino moments today than you'd see on Sundays.
Dare I say this game is kino.
>>158330635Like? CFB is boring AF most of the time. Just terrible amateur stuff, like high school 2.0. Same when a good team blows out a shit team. It’s just not a good product. I always have it on in the background but it’s just garbage and trash boring football. Fat white goyim seem to be entertained by it though
>>158329522mahomes always wins on sunday night
>>158330824There's been insanely competitive games every week. Last week alone OSU@Indiana, Florida@Texas and Notre Dame@BYU all came down to the wire. NIL era has made cfb so much better
>>158330635>i find go routes and 4 verts exciting you disgust me
kek fuck mormons
>>158330635I'm excited to see my Evanston Bears win the national championship.
>>158330887Yawn. Goyimball. Also Bryce Underwood probably just killed the NIL era thankfully.
I took a 47 year old woman home last night
>>158330876Like Sunday December 14 when he tore his bussy apart?
>>158330979Will be searching NZ news for missing 47 year olds
>>158330966Arch Manning too
>>158330887those were only "exciting" because it was s retard-off seeing which team would make the least retarded plays
>they delayed the world series in utah so they could watch them lose to UCF in overtime AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe nobody will win the division
>>158330284No one likes boring ass college football. They should move nfl games to saturday. Fuck dem kids
>>158330979Based
i unironically need to stop chasing "alternative" women for my own mental health.
Why wont the Cardinals just try out Carson Beck? Its not like they have anything to lose.
>>158331205could lose the locker room since brisket is doing okay
>>158331205Jacoby Brissett seems like he has a lot of support in the locker room. They also gave him a 10mil raise before the season. I feel like a switch could be coming if the Broncos blow them out they'd be sitting at 2-5 and in desperation mode
test
new in a few >>158331358>>158331358
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>>158331196t. Oney
>>158331396498
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