NOT HIS FAULT edition
>>158331358I don't care he sucks.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158331358
I'm eating a double filet o fish right now
>>158331462Don't like Bustin, but man what an awful play design. Where was he supposed to go here?
>>158331497Too much fish for 1 sandwich. Would rather get two 1 piece
First for my Gaylebs.
missing my tendies
>>158331460If the Cowboys lose this, it's an all time embarrassment
>>158331460This is shaping up to be exactly the kind of game that the Cowboys will lose.
>>158331570Chicago seems very overwhelming for fat fucks
first for my ninies might lose this one but that's ok
Is the Paris game tomorrow still a go?
>>158331809It's not OK you fucking loser.
>>158331897Ryback just gave the go ahead
>>158331897Oui
>>158331570Does anybody in Chicago actually eat Chicago-style pizza? The media has always provided undue weight to a fake pizza rivalry between New York style and Chicago style when Chicago style is uncommon outside Chicagoland and apparently not even the go-to pizza of Chicagoers. It’s also not the kind of pizza you can or even would want to buy by the slice. In the past decade Detroit-style has seen the national footprint that Chicago style has long pretended to have and even some NYC and Chicago pizzerias make it
>>158331941When my friends and I visited Chicago we asked a local to recommend us a pizza place and it was basically New York style
Archie Manning just tore his ACL
>>158331963So you ended up sucking dick huh?
>>158332029Huh?
Why didn't josh allen get more shit for not getting vaccinated
>>158331809>6-1 I to the byeYeah I'm okay with this. Niners are like 1-8 the last 9 regular season games in Atlanta.
>>158332101Media darling and not a perceived villain like Aaron Rodgers
>>158331809Yeah its fine if Niners lose. Just get into the bye healthy and don't try too hard. Maybe the young receivers can step up, but they're probably shit.
>>158331809personally i'd rather they win this one because i think the seahawks are probably gonna beat the chiefs and a 3 game lead in the division is better than 2
>>158332101married a jew and let himself get cucked by a black dude so the tribe gave him their media damage control pass.
Ole Miss looks lost and Yakub is seething
NFL playing Cherub Rock on their broadcastsEvil
>>158331358Those are all qb stats. He needs to process the field and get rid of the ball.
>>158332610How is that evil
>>158332610Based Billy never sold out.
process this bussy
>>158332636>gayest tranny band of all time>singer saya trans are fagsPretty based ngl
>>158332610Billy was always a good guy, imagine thinking Cherud Rock was ironic. You faggots get to deal with me.
>>158332610Corgan has an angel face, reddit fibally listened to their music lmao
more like Chud Rock
>>158332104>pretending like he didn't have a hof WR making everyone else open before his achillessad. How many TDs does he have now that Mike Evans is gone? 0
>>158332777Who wants herpes? Let me out!Kidding great song
>>158332777>>158332819We all listened because we wanted to fucm the bass player
>shitfiladammit brock why you do this to me
>>158331460that london game killed the franchise
>>158332104knew that mia guy looked familiar
>>158332873Not me I always liked Smashing Pumpkins because they were freaks, I played right guard for Nebraska when they were perinnial winners and played on an NFL team for 8 years.
>>158331460This game will still pull insane ratings
2-4 superteam kek
>>158332910Sne bogged herself so hard
>>158332834Bro, the other receivers weren't in the game plan. Let Shanny cook.
>>158333099what'd you say, white boy
>>158333147LMAO. Sit down you stupid gorilla
>>158333171step closer and say it again
>>158331941As a Shitcagoan, I've never been a fan of deep dish. I don't hate it, but my idea of pizza is not consuming a huge block of cheese that will definitely make me constipated.
>>158333257I went to Chicago and tried ordering it. It literally took like 45 minutes. WTF. I mean damn. I liked it, but nah. I'll just stick to dominoes.
>>158333333
>>158333145Shanny won with Mac Jones and Kendrick Bourne WR1 last year, people talk about how much Shanny elevates his QBs but what he really elevates are mediocre WRs. If you're unable to produce as a receiver in his system you're probably unsalvageable
>>158333321Poop
>>158333147I wonder if he regrets coming back
I got a strange feeling Rams will meme their way deep into the NFC playoffs.
>>158333397Look at their schedule. They could absolutely go on a run. But it would still be really hard to win a sb while playing on the road every game. I think only GB and the giants have done that in recent memory
>>158332955>brock purdy loves the best fast food in the worldYep, thats my goat
The dolphins haven't made the playoffs since 2023The dolphins haven't won a playoff game since 2000>but made the playoffs in 5 seasons since thenThe dolphins haven't won a divisional round game since 1992>but won a playoff game in 4 seasons since thenThe dolphins haven't won their conference since 1984>but won a divisional round game in 2 seasons since thenThe dolphins haven't won the super bowl since 1973>but won their conference in 2 seasons since thenBeing a dolphins fan is a lifelong exercise in continually lowered expectations
>>158331358He can still be an elite QB
>>158333436the brady bucs did too iirc
>>158333624fuck off pedo
>>158333366He's going to go into a roid-fueled chimpout, fracture a man's skull, get a 6-game suspension, and go back into retirement in response.
Justin Herbert is IF MAN: hasn't done shit but people pretend he's better than that>if only he had more helpBrock Purdy is BUT MAN: has done shit but people pretend he's worse than that>but it doesn't count
>>158333745Brock Purdy is just a Jesuit Jimmy G
>>158333793You’re right, niners need to fire shamalan so we can see if Brock is good or not
>>158333793case and point
>>158333826Okay but for real, do you guys think Klay is going to get/take a hc gig next year?
How many tomorrow @ Cardinals?
>>1583338834 net passing yards
>>15833388340 check downs
>>158332610Billy came out as a chud when smashing pumpkins was the ultimate reddit band.
>>158333932>Do we like smashing pumpkins?Always did
>>158331358If he had a better o line If he had a better defense If he had better coaching If he scored more points He’d be the best QB in the league
>>158333975Billy Corgan is an angel.
How is his name called?
>>158333745Doesn't Mike McDaniel run the same system as Shanahan though? I dunno man. Maybe herbie can't process the field. Too much miller lite and too much sex. You need to have an incel attitude to be successfull as an NFL qb. Thats why Brady divorced his wife
>>158334106He can't process fast enough because he has always had an arm that could bail him out since he was a little kid. Purdy has a weak arm so he had to rely on his brains
>tons of femboys in the bay>get a tech support looking ass male cheerleader the fuck are they doing?
>>1583338833 throws past the line of scrimmage
>>158334102Anthony Richardson's future cellmate
What the FUCK is wrong with Bills fans??
>>158334243Josh Allen’s girl got blacked
>>1583342504-2 btw :) stats don't mean shit btw :) going to be 5-2 tomorrow btw :)
>>158334300>mr. 4.9
kwaboty
>>158334442kinda based
>>158334442>noooo you can't be content by yourself chilling on a boat!!!!!
>>158334442>Money doesn't equal happinesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1fAKIMrB70
i thought gay guys are supposed to be good dancers
>>158334509guess he's not gay then
gotta go nigh'nigh's early to catch dem ninies siiiike, we stayin' up all nite looking at titties bby lesgooo
is this even worth waking up early for?
>>158333932Beware of all of the angels with wing glued on with honey, who wants honey?
>>158334553kek some say it's BBW hours
>ayyo cuhh i just caint this week hell naww my dawg snoop got this fr frI'm feeling very fatigued lately
>>158334620The off-chance that a future engineer breaks into the stadium and sets off an improvised explosive.
>>158334620Yes. You have to watch my Saints play.
>>158334620no but I will anyway
>>158334627Based and rightueospilled
>>158334673Lels the biggins
>this hit knocked arch out of the game kwab
You say something white boi?
>>158334796came at him with violent eskimo kisses
>>158334627Based Billy
>>158334845mfw an NFL owner does a racism
>>158331460Tanner McKee is an upgrade over Jalen Hurts and will lead the eagles to the playoffs with no receivers whatsoever. However he will get benched next season because Philly has a black fanbase that won’t stand for a White QB. They’re still mad to this day that Nick Foles won a Super Bowl I remember eagles fans wishing they’d lose
>>158334620We are watching for the stadium invasion
>>158334845come try that in the ATL
i didn't realize that chuck pagano ended up in oregon
>>158334930something seems off with this video
I can't keep defending Archie.
>>158335134Should have been a tight end instead
>>158333860Probably.
>>158335134He was actually balling in the first half should've had 3 tuddies if not for drops. 2nd half he's been a disaster
>>158334106If McDaniel can't save him, nobody can
>>158334620I just woke up so this is what I'll watch before I go to bed
he's going to be a decent 2nd stinger on some 8-8 team next year
>>158334620Hell no. I'm not even going to watch it. All day football is actually so annoying. I want to be able to get my day in order by 1pm
>>158333883250, 3 TDs. Confidence, restored. Rest of the league, scared.
i just feel like brian flores is going to get exposed in the worst way at the worst timehe's taking advantage of the fact that the modern quarterback can't make a read
>>158335763Hey, cool it with the racism.
>>158335763Bills or 49ers in November? Only legit teams we have left to play.
>>158335882>weStill gotta gp up against the imprpved Pack
>>158336003>the imprpved Packthey added a washed domestic abuser. jacobs gets like 3.9 ypc
Chambliss bros... they're laughing at us
>college football has no sou-
>trinidud chimpliss
>>158336267Michael Parsons will be back by then.
just had a medium cheese pizza, chicken alfredo, and lava cake flight from domino's
>>158336503Those lava cakes and their chocolate chip cookie bar are top tier desserts.
>>15833650335.99 plus tip
>>158336532they are. they may be my favorite>>158336551i yanked the tip because it was late by 30 minutes
There needs to be an emergency federal law enacted that prevents Arch Manning from throwing the football ever again.
>>158334620Yeah maybe those french faggots will throw a molotov cocktail
>>158336267but parsons
>>158331358How is it that the Chargers can lose at the bye week too? I mean damn. Maybe Tua was the better QB all along
>>158331358burrows has to be highest if normalize the data for games played. injuries probably have him playing fewer games.
>BREAKING: The Seattle Seahawks and Indianapolis Colts have reportedly been in contact regarding a potential blockbuster trade involving star RB Jonathan Taylor.>Sources indicate discussions have progressed significantly, with Seattle emerging as the clear frontrunner to land Taylor. Colts interim GM Ed Dodds has strong ties to Seattle's front office, which has reportedly helped accelerate negotiations.>A deal is believed to be nearing completion, with both sides working through the final details. An official announcement could be coming soon.
>>158336769no
>>158336769>Colts interim GM Ed Dodds has strong ties to Seattle's front officekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158336769>don't pay kenneth walker because hes too expensive>end up trading a 2027 1st and a 2027 2nd round pick, AND take on Taylor's salary which is more than what Walker would have went for
>>158336802>coltsjoke franchise
>>158336769>let walker go to KC who's paid a 14 million dollar contract (which is less than what Shaheed is being paid)>so they can trade for a RB being paid 22 million + picksGenius
>>158336851in what world do you think the Seahawks would give that much capital for Taylor? Something like a 2nd and 5th rounder i could see. They're not giving up a 1st and 2nd
So the colts are just openly tanking now?
>>158336851>>end up trading a 2027 1st and a 2027 2nd round pickNot happening. IIRC only 5 RBs have ever been traded for a 1st in NFL history.
>>158336929>nowThey've won like 2 games after trading 2 firsts for Sauce Farmer and they just fired their GM
>>158336769PICK UP THE PHONE ARGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>158336929They lost to the 0-5 titans with Cam Ward throwing for 102 yards, if that's not a red alert to have start rebuilding I don't know what it is
>>158336927didn't the texans give up that much for Marvin harrison? at least JT was good at some point
>>158336929Not tanking but they need to sell at least a couple of assets for picks to make up for the Sauce trade. Taylor makes the most sense. Buckner could get a nice haul too even with his age
>>158336972>at some pointHe's still really good, he was going nuclear last year until Danny Pennies got hurt and their passing attack vanished. He could have a 2024 Barkley tier season if he goes to a non poverty franchise
mommy said rebuild
my Bengals need Jonathan Taylor, why dont these fucks ever do anything
>>158336972>didn't the texans give up that much for Marvin harrison?Lol no you dumb nigger. The Texans traded MHJ and a sixth for a second and a seventh. And even then, WR is valued higher than RB. IIRC the CMC to SF trade was just for a bunch of thirds and fourths. No serious GM is giving up a 1st for a RB, it's not happening. JT is going for a second and a collection of day 3 picks
I thought Carlie Irsay said she wanted to compete rest of the season. What a dumb bitch. Yep, the colts are the new Cleveland Browns because they have a female owner
so what team is drafting trannydad chamblass after todays performance?
I remember the Ben Johnson Lions having a ton of home run plays, like passes and routes that could easily go the full length from wherever they were on the field. Why isn't that a feature of the current Bears? Is it personnel, different scheme, or just a different style of game management with Ben wanting to eat clock?
Are the clots finally going to trade away this dunderhead now? Could get a juicy conditional 7th rounder
>>158337086Gayleb isn't white like Goff. Its a different offense
>>158337084Chambliss is still HIM today was just a stutter step. Too many wasted drives at the start of the game
>>158337086Because defenses sell out to stop explosive plays and force offenses to take check downs
>>158337086Different scheme due to different personnel. IMO the Lions have a much more talented offense. You hvae Gibbs, Goff, LaPorta, Amon Ra, etc. Different players who are good at different things. When BJ got to Chicago, he said he was going to design the scheme around the players. I guess he judged that the Bears personnel was better at methodical drives that dominated time of possession rather than throwing home run balls every drive
>>158332834This is just pathetic. We're actually going to claim that 33 year old Mike Evans is such an unstoppable juggernaut that by simply having him on the field, it makes any offense foolproof?
>>158337086Caleb is already a dynamic player. Ben Johnson doesn't need to compensate for having a skinnyfat peckerwood under center anymore.
>>158337062>The Texans traded MHJ and a sixth for a second and a seventh. And even then, WR is valued higher than RB. IIRC the CMC to SF trade was just for a bunch of thirds and fourths. No serious GM is giving up a 1st for a RB, it's not happening.maybe GMs aren't so serious if they trade for dogshit players just because of the positionthe arguments for MHJ:>his father was good!>his college tape was good!the arguments against MHJ:>his entire NFL career
>>158333793Purdy is the only QB on the planet who is absolutely required to have a 148 passer rating, 400 yards, and 4tds in a game throwing to his 7th WR before anyone can even begin to make the argument that he could possibly be a top 15 QB.Meanwhile everyone has already crowned Caleb Williams an indisputable top 5 QB because he made a couple crazy throws in a playoff loss.
Mike Evans is such an unstoppable juggernaut that by simply having him on the field, it makes any offense foolproof.
>>158337171They're still gonna draft Arch Manning in the top 10 because he spent 5 minutes in the film room with Peyton
>>158334442>man is chilling on his boat>ABSO HEARTBREAKING OH MY GOD HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY LIVE WITH HIMSELF???
>>158337205>Arch Manning will be the Adam Gase of QBsSounds about right
>>158337135I could see it being a lack of speed. Burden is shifty but not fast, Loveland and Odunze are big, strong, but not fast. Monongai is not top speed fast, I guess Swift is swift but he's not on Gibbs level. Hell Caleb is actually the fastest offensive player.
>>158337218I think he will get injured on in this first season
>>158336927>>158336933At the same time though, I don't see whats the point of having a fire sale for the Colts if you're not getting a 1st rounder out of it. They don't have one next year
Gonna wake up early for the Steelers game just to see if it gets bombed or invaded
>>158337074Shit canning the GM who gave up multiple draft picks for Saucey Nigga was a based move though.
I will shave my head bald if my Raidies lose to the depleted Rams tomorrow
>>158337142Welcome to the retardation of spee
>>158337329Having two 2nd rounders almost makes up for not having a 1st. Plenty of evaluators think this is going to be a deep QB class. They're not all going day 1There's also an outside chance a team desperate for interior DL help trades for DeForest Buckner. He's been having a very good season and 32 isn't ancient. Could be an all in type of deal for a team like the 49ers who know him well
never forget
>>158337142Yeah. Its like in 2012 when the 49ers had a washed up Randy Moss. He basically didn't do jack shit and just ran decoy routes to strike fear into defenses
>>158337499>type young bussy into google>get sent to the penitentiary
>>158337365Get to clipping
>>158337499Drafted by the Bears in 1940, you say?
blown out by bussey
>>158331570One day i will lose love for my money and just fly to chicago to spend one week there munching pizza, smoking weed and seducing black queens
upset of the week incoming
>>158337716nigga built like a goblin
>>158331497goated mcd sandwichbetter ask for double tartar on it too
>>158331497I had a mcgangbang earlier
Your predictions for tomorrow?
I’d much rather eat at McRyback’s
but turn to your neighbor and say
I'm gay
No one is stopping mahomes tomorrow. Might as well end the regular season and start the AFCs annual mahomes fish fry!
This is a Whataburger genny!!
>>158337955steelersbucsjetstexansravensbrownscolts9ersbroncoslionsramsseahawkscowboys tomorrow
I just put $100 on the Chiefs
>>158338070You missed the patriots.
>>158338098they're losing. Seahawks are at home and desperate
The rams are still favorites despite all the injuries?!
>>158338129I know all that. I'm just going with my gut.
ate 3 tacmoes
I need mahomes to win so the NFC is 2 games behind the north and we can continue to pretend 4 division teams canoccupy all playoff WC spots
>>158336641>mfw that image is like 15 years old>mfw I'm roughly the same age as AnalRod>mfw I looked a lot better back then and I look like shit now toowhy even hum? why even humma hum?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at ATL)CHIEFS (at SEA SNF)VIKINGS (vs IND)Bills (BYE)==In danger this week==absolutely nobody, get rekt haters==Applying for membership==Bears (vs NE TNF) APPROVEDSteelers (vs NO)Browns (at TEN)Ravens (vs CIN)Broncos (at ARI)Packers (at DET)Patriots (at CHI TNF) DENIED==At risk of blacklisting==Titans (vs CLE)Dolphins (at NYJ)==The Blacklist==>Chargerseveryone else fuck off
>>158337142>We're actually going to claim thatYes. We will claim anything and everything we can that is convenient enough to discredit Purdy at all times because the alternative is uncomfortable.
so theres no one left in the nfl that makes reaction faces since tomlin leftmaybe bo nix
LAnons - is Puka going to play today?
>>158338351Not that I mind Purdy getting his flowers now but it's been bizarre seeing people acting like he's taken this huge leap this season, he has a 13-2 (including thoroughly outplaying new NFL golden boy Gayleb Williams) since coming back from turf toe last while never having a healthy offense since 2023
>>158337555fucking keknice digits too
>>158338485I have no ideaIm just coming home from the Gorillaz concert desuAsk me anything
>>158338543What songs did they do? Any special guests?
Saw my Gophies and my Wild win last night, hope my Kangz do the same.
>>158333734he should make sure to do it to jordan manlove
>>158338554Mostly songs from The Mountain, they played Moon Cave, Orange County and the intro and Sad GodThey saved the classics like Rock the Bass, Clint Eastwood, and Feel Good Inc for last. >special guestsSchoolboy Q did Pac Man, Kali Uchis was fine as hell even though I didnt care for Humanz, and they brought out Noodles OG vocalist to do 19/2000 and ReHash, which was a higlight. Stylo without Mos Def was wierd. Overall a fun time, they understood the audience though.
>>158334102Ahmad
>>158336439>>158336641podcast parsons is overrated and has done literally nothing in the 'yoffs
>>158338592sounds very cool
oh, hey flash in the paniels.
Chambliss is literally just Kyler Murray, no way a team falls for it again right? Fuck the Cards seem just like the team to want to draft him as well
>>158338613You mean QB1 of a 5-0 team Kyler Murray?
>QBWinz
>>158338613He's the fifth/sixth ranked QB he's not going to be drafted early at all.
I'm in Paris as we speak and the scenes are HORRIFYING
>>158338543I have nothing to ask but the Gorillaz reminded me Del exists and you all should listen to Deltron 3030https://youtu.be/u9HQ0pbHcCw?si=ACeHbqFiUBoBI6Bx
>>158338627Bo Nix was the 6th QB taken.
>>158338631Are they lynching gays like Rodgers?
>>158338642yeah b-b-but his counting stats n shiiiet
>>158338613>>158338642kek nevermind
if your team doesn't have a QB now, good luck getting one with how garbage all of the cfb prospects are jej
Arch Manning is the truth
>>158338674probably will end up on the Giants
>>158338677A manning on the giants? Now I know you're full of shit.
>>158338677Chargers*
>>158338652They're eating the frogsThey're eating the snails
>his QB wears a glove ngmi
>>158338685Chargers are going to have a high pick and they aren't going to trade it.
Bring him back.
>his qb gets paid more than $10M by the team that he is rostered on.ngmi
>>158338721the biggestthe largest
Got drunk af yesterday what af miss here
geez even /b/ is dead when it gets late now
Sometimes I wish I was dead af right now
someone should kill kike heebstreit and his dog
>>158338739>>158338740>>158338767You okay, my friend?
>>158338739there's nothing to talk about for 5 more hours
>>158337555fucking kek
Arch wonSpee lostKiwi lost
>>158338638Deltron was the opener and yes it was really good. Nobody around me knew that was the same guy from Clint Eastwood.
Hey Jack, it's a fact, the show's back in townChiefies and the Peehawks and a showdownThe stadium's rockin', time to crank up the soundThe NFL's best have come to playCoast to coast, just one thing left to say
it's time to do something about the NFC west, east and south
>>158338780Kek based
>his QB wasn't drafted round 1
my vikies are back from BYE week! :D
>his QB lives in a pineapple under the sea
>his QB is a cute boy
Do you think she does braps when she's walking up and down the sidelines taking notes?
>his QB isn't a 30+ year old boomer
>>158339166Matthew Stafford is like a month and a half younger than me.
>>158339154I think she is going to hang herself somewhere in the depths of U.S. Bank Stadium this afternoon.
>>158339209The only thing she'll be hanging is her ass, on my face.
>>158339154I think opioid addiction prevents that
>his QB didn't win the Heisman
>>158338631
Real schizoid hours
>>158339214well, as long as it is from a noose and in the depths of US Bank Stadium, we can agree.
who yall got to win the paris game today?squealers or taints
>>158339154why does this retarded cunt think she is the owner from Any Given Sunday? like, bitch, you "own" the team, you don't RUN the team.
>his QB isn't top 5 in EPA
>>158339237Aaron Godgers masterclassNOT!
>>158339249She learned it from her smackhead father and grandfather
>>158339254my fantasy qb is
>>158339237Who cares. Two irrelevant teams
>his QB publicly declares Jesus Christ his lord and savior
>>158339285has there ever been a muslim QB in the nfl?
>>158339298Don't think so but I do remember The Dolphins having a WR named Kareem Abdul Jabbar back during the ass end of Dan Marino's career.
>>158339318He played basketball for the lakers, you fucking retard.
>>158339318he was a RB, and there have been a couple skill position dudes with the last name Muhammad that I know of over the years.
>his QB posts /pol/ dog whistles and clearly browses 4chan
>>158339334retardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul-Karim_al-Jabbar>>158339341Yep, RB. I do specifically remember him catching passes from Dan Marino.
>>158339356Shut up bitch. He >>158339318 fucked up, not me >>158339334.
>>158339350No qb does this
>>158339281No you're gay
>>158339370That’s not true.
>>158339350Jaxson Dart bros
>his QB is engaged/married
>>158339375Thank you for your concession
3 hours til the game bros
>>158339224there's a French girl who posts her tremendously hairy pussy this time of night on /soc/
>>158339581Why? That terrible...She will be banned
Woke up still drunk af
>>158339619lmao
why can't we have a French chick posting her pussy here?
>>158339656Kiwicel would scare her away
>>158339625always the best because it means no hangover
>>158339659I'd bet a decent amount of money I've had sex with a woman more recently than you
>>158338631Is the game really that bad ??
>>158339688the ones you've had to pay don't really count
>>158339688I would feel sorry for any female that has touched you
>>158339703I've never paid for an escort. Only time i was even tempted to was during COVID lockdowns. Meeting women is easy if you don't have shit for brains
>>158339725But you have shit for brains
See this is the kind of thing that would chase her away
>>158339725>Meeting women is easy if you don't have shit for brainsI got news for you...
>>158339732You can't prove that
>>158339737kek your right were never getting a nfl lady to post her pussy in dead posting hours
he looks like a white orangutan but is irrationally confident. he probably does get some play.
I think it's dumb that the players say what college they went to in player introsLike it's only oftentimes 3 seasons yet a long term QB will still say his fucking collegeLike did Tom Brady in his 20th season of NFL football really need to state he went to Michigan?
>>158339778I like when they say their high school
>>158339778They should say their erect cock size both length and girth
NEVER GETTING A CHICK TO POST HER PUSSY EVER
>>158339778Me too i think they should all say planet retard
>>158339813you're looking for the red boards
You guys did play football in HS, right?
>>158339823I wanted it to be here in nfl but some FAGGOT is ruining it>>158339823
>>158339832Yeah with friends
>>158339832I went to a summer camp after my freshman year and that's how I found out I have arthritis.
What sounds good for breakfast and snacks for the Paris game
>>158339832All 6 years
>>158339860Croissants and french fries!
>>158339860baguette you faguette
I don't even know who is playing this morning...shitsberg I think and who
What's Gucci my nigga?What's Louie my killa?What's drugs my deala?What's that jacket, Margiela?Doctors say I'm the illest'Cause I'm suffering from realnessGot my niggas in ParisAnd they going gorillas, huh!?
I am so bloated it's not even funny.
Guess im going for Rodgers old washed ass. He just like me really really likes women
I don't want the Steelers to win but i also want to see Tyler Shough get his spine broken
How will Penis be in Atlanta today
>>158339888Texas A&M
my steelies finna bouta lose this shit :)
there's a white teenager that has been sitting outside of my apartment for nearly 4 hours claiming he punched his mom (my neighbor) for her calling his half-sister (half-black) the hard R i don't really believe him but i gave him a bottle of water and told him good luck anywayi'm black btw
>>158339950Sounds like a race traitor, fuck him.
>>158339950white chicks with mixed kids are usually racist as fuck, he's probably telling the truth.
>>158339950Anyway go Saints!
>>158339950DUUUUUUUUVAAALLL
is Mike Stud going to be at the game today?
>>158340030you just know those mustaches reek of bussy
>>158340041No I don't
>>158339950She definitely deserves it but not for that
>>158334930Please tell me this is Ai
>>158339832I played flag football at my small Catholic school in 8th grade
>>158331497To bad you didn't choke
game day and nfl is dead! pathetic
>>158340112I'm working
thoughts?
>>158340112It's Sunday morning North Americans are generally unawake right now.
>>158340120bruh thinks he's in europe
So are we going to do a game thread or we waiting till the last minute
>>158340130WTF IS A GAME THREAD NEEDED WHEN THERE IS ONLY 1 GAME........faggot
i haven’t showered in 16 days and I can tell you it is liberating
>>158340130>>158339583
>>158340142Go Packers. How do you not get itchy?
There is some dam good games today
I need to hydrate
JJ absolutely obliterates the toxins and takes darts spot today
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>158340186ice cold take. retard
>>158340201 what a worthless piece of shit
>>158340186JJ is going 300 yards today
>>158340217And 3 interceptions
>>158340201Hes an absolute nutcase and the choofs are covering it up with phantom injuries
>ynr Taysom Hill
Yeah I'm thinking the Chiefs are losing
>>158340217300 yards? Wow that's a long walk from the team bus to the locker room.
>>158340234thanks, I tried to forget
>>158337171>maybe GMs aren't so serious if they trade for dogshit players just because of the position>>158337329>whats the point of having a fire sale for the Colts if you're not getting a 1st rounder out of it. They don't have one next yearThat's fair, but market value is market value, even if you disagree. Nobody is offering a first for an RB. I looked it up and CMC went to SF for a second, a third, a fourth, and a next year fifth. JT is probably going to go for a second and three day 3 picks or 2 seconds and like a 6th or something. Maybe the Colts can turn some of that into a first?
literally free money you're welcome
>>158340268How much will a $10 bet payout
>>158340226I didn't say anything about INTs :)
gay paris, oui oui
>>158340268Optimistic about tyler schmuck
>>158340302You are the worst insufferable bot I hope you get aids
Is Penis out today? Serious question
>>158340317did you misspell aides fren :D not very frenly of you!
>>158340325no, penis is in. your ass
I got to piss but I don't want to get out of bed
>>158340268Parlays are real low IQ stuff
>>158340317also doesnt "worst insufferable" make me the best sufferable :D
I'm just blessed to be on the same continental plate as Aaron Rodgers
>>158340336I mean is Penis not playing today
when will packtards realized that mikwab podcast parsons isn't coming back this year
>>158340419*realize
Panthers gonna win 42-10Fuck the BucsFuck you
Just got up took a piss . Drank some poweraids . Back to bed. Go Steelers
>>158340268>parlayI hate you fucking retards so much. What's it like giving away free money for no reason?
Why don't college players wear kneepads anymore? When I was a kid everyone wore kneepads.
Game thread faggots ruined this thread
lions get brian branch back today
>>158340538and generals ruined /sp/
What streamer is the Steelers game on?
Do the chorgers go 0-16 this year? not by a lack of talent but just giving up?
do i have a drink now or nah
>>158340557What does Jim Harbaugh even do? As a CEO coach he's supposed to keep the team motivated but they have all folded like lawn chairs. Literally no fight in the Chorgers at all.
>>158340572it's sunday my dude
>>158340557They're playing the Dolphins later on. Something has to give.
>>158334374kek
I w-wanted to watch the p-panties....
>>158340573Harbaugh is stuck in the NFL for a long time. Can't coach in college again since he's banned. He either takes another coaching gig with another team or a tv analyst job.
>>158340607>not just streaming sports in 2026 for freewhy??
>>158340572Just 1 ?
>>158331460Would be hilarious if the Cowboys lost.
>>158340615Streams like to buffer, are a minute behind the over the air broadcast and are low quality, antenna is preferred for all games
We cannot lose today
>>158340615convenience for me, i dont have a computer in my living room. also buffering, shit quality, etc.
>>158340634I will trade buffering and worse quality for no commercials and paying money to watch ball any day.
>>158340649>today's sportsball is sponsored by Hennessy manhattans...Yakub said the moon had it coming mufugguh. https://youtu.be/jdWXS3BPt_0?si=NuNe2I3e3c1rTdiE
>>158340594Dolphins will win because the chorgers have a weird thing where they lose to them no matter how bad the dolphins are
Simmons, a 2025 first-round draft pick who was inactive for Kansas City's first five games, was sitting with his feet up in the offense's meeting room when Reid asked him to put his feet down, according to multiple sources who witnessed the interaction.Simmons pushed back by telling Reid he had to sit that way because his back and hips were aching, according to sources. Reid instructed Simmons to get treatment from the athletic trainers if he was indeed in pain.The exchange continued and disrupted the meeting, sources said, until Mahomes echoed Reid's sentiment for Simmons to leave the room and go get treatment. A perturbed Simmons left the room but did not leave the building. Later in the day, Simmons apologized to Reid and team leadership by saying he could have handled the situation better.Simmons missed practice Wednesday, with the Chiefs' injury report listing the reason as "back/not injury related-personal." A day later, he was placed on injured reserve solely because of the bulging, herniated disk in his lower back.”
>>158340607>Panthers fan in Florida>only easy time for me to watch>have to workI'm mad
status?
>>158340692>Refuses to get surgery because he's afraid missing time after last seasons personal reasons bullshit will hurt his future earnings >Despite insisting and demanding a second opinion he cannot tough out the injury >Disrupts team offense meetings and then talks back and disrespects coach Reid & Mahomes by putting feet up and blaming injury Someone needs to fucking beat some sense into this football terrorist bruh
>>158340649the fact that you still have a chance to make the playoffs with that division is fucking ridiculous
>>158333855Don't take it for granite
>>158340692Fuck this pill popping faggot khalil Benson has been better value
>>158340692>the tackle that turned the tideKWAB
>>158340888Lol
>>158340692>>158340781He disrespected The goat coach and MyHommie. His ass needs to be thrown out on the street
>he finds his soft hole
>>158331358GRUDEN GRINDER RATINGS (as of Week 6)1 Chiefs 14,52 49ers 133 Patriots 7,54 Vikings 6,55 Giants 5,56 Panthers 57 Packers 4,58 Browns 2,59 Bears 1,510 Falcons 1,511 Steelers 1,512 Jaguars 113 Lions 114 Raiders 115 Broncos 016 Colts 017 Bills -0,518 Seahawks -0,519 Cardinals -1,520 Eagles -1,521 Ravens -1,522 Texans -1,523 Bengals -324 Cowboys -325 Commanders -3,526 Dolphins -527 Jets -5,528 Rams -5,529 Titans -5,530 Buccaneers -6,531 Saints -732 Chargers -13,5RESULTS LAST WEEK:5-7-2vs W/L8-5-1VS HOME ALWAYS WIN6-7-1PREDICTIONS THIS WEEK ( 0-1)PatriotsSteelers49ersBrownsVikingsDolphinsPanthersRavensGiantsBroncosPackersRaidersChiefsEagles
why is jason kelshit crammed in the booth, warner is fine on his own as a color analyst.
>>158340995I bet Warner hates him
>>158340692why does he look like this as an LT
>>158341017nice titties
>>158340995because for some reason the kelce brothers are the face of the NFL
>>158340992>5 GiantsGruden's retarded lmao
My slaves are going to beat your slaves
Will the Jets ever make the playoffs before the end of the decade?
I'm a Packers fan but I think the Bears are winning the Super Bowl
>>158341421What I say on my fantasy league group chat
The game thread is much more active then this dead shit thread
mina tweets
>>158341926how can she afford tPR burner accounts?
>>158341926You saved this shit dead thread to post that. stupid asd
Kweefs, Kelces, swift, it's all globalist goyslop. Don't let any fat retard tell you otherwise.
>>158340986lel
Waltzing into the second loudest stadium in the world and defeating Hawktrannies with their own running back, making them cry
>>158342211Are they insulting my reffies? >:(
>>158342306Humiliation ritual
>>158342211but what about 'Scorigami'
>>158342448YO SCORIGAMI!?OH MY HECK A UNIQUE SCORE!!!
Anyone know if Justin Simmons is playing tonight?
Rammies in vegas today
>>158342211Take a shot every time colinsworth mentions mahomes
>>158342514Lol your faggot team lost to the tardinals, and everyone cheered.
>>158342514The way this season is going you very well could lose. You're closer to 0-6 than 3-3.
>>158342564FUN FACT: The cards have won more games in SoFi this season than the rams and chargers combined
>>158342566nta, I'm a Chiefs fan actually, Raiders 100% win this game.It's gonna be the only time in Vegas Raiders actually have more fans attending than the team they play kek
>>158342564yeah people seethe at LA and root for it's downfall. Nothing new.
2-4 teams don't warrant discussion. No one wants to talk about bums
>>1583425662-4 is closer to 3-3 than 0-6 is but sure why not. And yeah they can totally lose today.
Ramilia making em seethe
>>158342691much less soulless plastic mercenary teams with no fans
>>158342859Laughing at the team above you in the division and just beat you in the Conf game is some low brow cuck shit. Almost as low brow as trading for Myles Garrett the statpadder
>>158340607nap slate
>>158340692An interesting thing here is that he didn't listen to Reid but immediately listened to Mahomes
>>158340692This is the fag Queefsfags told you was the LT of the future btw.
lions win today and josh jacobs' career is ended via broken neck
>>158343099Fair. Fair.
Joe Bussy
North Carolina, come on and raise upTake your shirt off, twist it 'round your handSpin it like a helicopter
>>158343099Kino and soul
>>158343128Holy shit I haven't heard that song in probably 20 years
>>158343099>>158343122checkem
>>158343099I'm a Packers fan and I think so too
Are the Vikings really going to start Murray today?
i still think back to that magical time two years ago when alvin kamara was running wild and derek carr was heaving tds and the saints were 3-0
>>158343179they dont even need an offense to win games
>>158342941Now say that without crying lil bro
>>158342803>implying I don't know the math>not understanding what I'm sayingThe rams were lucky to even get the wins they got, they escaped against a shitty eagles team and were lucky dart got hurt. They look like a team that is significantly worse than their record when their record is already bad.
actually surprised rams (and raiders) fags haven't started seething about the packers - an extension of their frustration with the brewcrew finna win the WS
>>158343244you might be the only person itt who cares about boreball
>>158343244nobody cares about your inferior sport bro, this is the football general
>>158343268>>158343288calm down, doyerpaco, no need to reply to me multiple timesmaybe a few more super stars will get it done next time
>>158343242Winning because the other team is shitty isn't luck. And if they got lucky with Dart then they got unlucky with Pat Bryant flopping. 2-4 is right where they ought to be.
My Rams suck dick
>shuck
>>158343348again, nobody cares.t. not a californian mongrel
>>158343244hard to be upset when you just won back to back
smart clubs prevail
I care
My Arlington Heights Bearies :)
>>158343370>2-4 is right where they ought to beI agree from a what they earned angle rather than a what they look like one, I'm saying that the way things are going, the distance between 2-4 and 0-6 feels a lot closer than a team that looks like they would go 3-3. The Rams have looked ass all season.
>>158343531God willing, keep that useless nigger kevin warren out of stadium negotiations
>>158340692Will they cut him?
>>158343402got Rams number
>>158343628Woah that would be messy and maybe a bit extreme. Maybe they should just fire him
>>158343660Send his ass to jail (rehab)
New>>158343709>>158343709>>158343709
>>158343725Too early retard
500
>>158343635Kek
>>158343615Chad Pat Ryan mogs virgin Kevin Warren
>>158343840mccaskeys should honestly just sell him the team at this point
