SERIE A MATCHDAY 8>Friday, October 23, 202620:45 Torino 3-2 Monza>Saturday, October 24, 202615:00 Cagliari - Bologna 15:00 Como - Sassuolo 18:00 Napoli - Roma20:45 Lazio - Parma>Sunday, October 25, 202612:30 Inter - Fiorentina 15:00 Atalanta - Frosinone 15:00 Genoa - Venezia 18:00 Lecce - jJuventus 20:45 Udinese - Bbilan>Monday, October 26, 202618:30 Monza - Cagliari20:45 Parma - Torinoprevious >>158264317Are you ready to go down a techno gnostic calcio rabbit holeAre you ready for some esoteric occulltist cybernetic calcio that includes time traveling marmotsOf course you are, and you are in the right place because itt we are going to talk about the marmotan time war, a war for Calcio itself between humanity and AI VAR, and there can only be one winner..... But first of all we have to talk about the golden age of piracy
negru
nihao
>>158310457I really like this edit
Techno gnostic calcio rabiot hole's
>>158310503<3
>Movie rating: 4.3 / 10better rating than a Jj match
all right, it starts with the french maid spanking a kid, and the little brat smiles with pleasure, I think I'm about to watch kino
>>158312894Lemme guess, French director?
just passing by to say henlo to MY seriea, in the end the med student has become a doctor. i promise you everything will be allright frens, the Jj genes never lie.
>>158310457jJ is broke, he would never join. He would have to bring in youngsters, develope them, teach them and shit.
>>158315571>in the end the med student has become a doctoryou did it fra, I've talked shit in the past but still happy for you.
>>158315571
Is the great maranza revolution in Milan scheduled for today?
>>158315839yes, which means schools closed in rogoredo's grove street
Good morning!>Markus Krösche and AC Milan have been in contact. New talks are planned. As of now, there is no agreement in place. No advanced negotiations between Krösche/Milan either, despite other reports this week. No negotiations between the clubs yet. A fee of €5-7m would be required due to a new release clause, as revealed. Krösche is planning to take a short break first. A fresh start from January is possible. Milan project appeals to him.AC Milan is pleased to announce that Cristiano Dotta has extended his contract with the Club. The midfielder, born in 2007, will continue as part of the Milan Futuro Project, an initiative dedicated to the growth and development of young talent.>Officual statement: Following the match against Bournemouth, Mike Maignan was subjected to serious and unacceptable racist abuse on social media. AC Milan firmly condems all forms of racism and discrimination. Such behavior is unacceptable and has no place on or off the pitch.>>158315571Congratualtion fra. /seriea/ bros making it big in 2026
>>158315571congrats!now fix the jmedical pls
/seriea/ doctors
>Cristiano DottaI hope he's playing on bbilan's E-Sport team
>>158315960
helo i am here to speen your blood and make very gud cofee
>>158315571You've done it!
>>158315571Congratulations fra, only 3 malpractice suits to go before you can get a job at J-Medical
>>158315571Congrats fra, you're already just about more competent than anyone at the JMedical
>Milan lab>JMedicalWho is the biggest KWAB?
>>158316666Shout out to riomma's ancient Indian burial ground
I think I am developing an ancelotti eyebrow
>>158316714It's called a transient ischemic attack (TIA)
>>158315648I know is hard to distinguish between bald frauds, but that's actually not fraudiola
>>158315571congratscan you look at my testicle torsion and fix it?
>>158317051I can fix the problem at its root
Oh I get it, the joke is she's unfixable lol
>>158317112uh oh
>>158317206Will you decorate your new apartment like duccio's apartment?
>>158315571are you responsible for the injury crisis?based if true but try to injure negruani next time, the finger thing didnt do the trick
>>158317051did you shave them?
>>158317210the new apartment is in limbo for at least 8 months. will see later does it work out even then.im stayin in current one for time being. at least the big place might impress new sloots.pic is how im gonna set up my solo battle station. im gonna buy cordless mouse and keyboard so i can watch movies from the couch too
>>158317539no i just trolled the doctor man that he has needs to check balls and benises
>>158317628based
>>158317628Vgh, w*men will see this and wonder how someone can live like this
>>158314934Had to be burger, shit turned into a comedy with rosie o'donnell and I fell asleep>>158315571congratulations
GDPRbros...
>>158316236>Thuram abd Milik both #9>Nico and Boga both #11AI is a mistake
>>158315571Congrats son.Imagine if of us gets ill in the Shitaly and is treated by you
>>158318044Hopefully he is smart enough to kill any terrone and maranza and only treat people from the northernmost regions
>>158318044RIP
>one Italian starting for CoomoVGH we are so back
>>158317804wish i had less of my family heirloom stuff. i could easily live like those meme fotos.
>>158318094/seriea/‘s own Shipman
The biggest gem in the Italian youth pool? Federico Croci (2010) is tearing it up in Primavera where he's playing up against 2007-08-09s, that's 7 goals in 7 matches for him
>>158318264Imagine if he linked up with Italian soccer player Federico Chiesa
>the GT 30th anniversary Dualsense is sold outWell rip
>>158318044>politics in Switzerland? Influenced by a /seriea/non >the plaintiff who sued you in belgium? Also a /seriea/non>the doctor who treated you in Italy? You guessed right another /seriea/non>the boyfriend of the tamil girl who walks past you in glasgow during the day? A /seriea/non>the guy who hands you the waffle while you're starving at leiden train station? Yes a /seriea/non>the guy who rents you a jet ski in aruba? Guess what.. a /seriea/nonWe are /seriea/. We are everywhere
>>158318402Meh I didn't like it, looks too busy if that makes sense
>>158318426Yeah they could've designed it better, the only Dualsense I really liked design wise was the Death Stranding one.Actually the PS 30th anniversary too but that was pretty easy to nail. Biggest letdown was the Marathon one, fucking terrible
>158315830>158315837>158315874>158315893>158316213>158316256>158316393>158317051>158317497>158317869>158318044thank you everyone so muchlove you all(couldn’t quote you all because 4chan thinks it’s spam) <3
>>158318452Kill yourself
Gypsy magic >>>>>>> 21st century medicine
It's official Sasol >>>> Manchester United
>>158318550Even better, they have gypsy muslim magic, after a certain number of civil wars they had to create witchcraft
also the sasol striker Bowie is ass kek, what a scottish shitter
>>158318550Unironically true. Gen practice doctor might be a more useless degree than the one swisscazzo got to push papers and suck dicks around NGO offices. Pic related, bigger doctors than any of le prescription signing "men" ITT
Sborsito solves it
DOUVIKAS
>>158315571based, gud job fra
gomo is littorally massive
the fact that a 28 year old Greek striker is so dominating in serie ass is a bit worrying
PullyGODS....
serie ass??? easy.......
>Google cleared around 250k trees in Finland to build data centersKek humiliation ritual for the swap ogres
piss silly
>>158319492what do you mean, thats not a humilation ritualthats the planeverything for the overlords
Condorbros we might be back
>>158318414The /seriea/ poster is at home everywhere and nowhere! He has no fat titted tight tummy foid to call his own!
>>158319388serie ass humiliation lineups
mo a cheeky patrician draw methinks
>They arrested the leader of the maranzas protests, a 30-year-old maghrebian who studied communication sciences and did an internship in the editorial office of the "Fatto Quotidiano"
why is that not a red?
Wtf Adrian Fartade transitioneduhhh Dennis Man, Cristian Chivu, Radu Dragusin, Ionut Radu, Sandu Ciorba
ynr jJ sold soufle
bicycle kick fc
what a goal Anguissa
gollini is such absolute dogshit
What is this attacking possession horseshit from allnegru
SAVE OF THE CENTURY SAVE OF HTE CENTURY SAVE OF THE CENTURY
>>158320536apologize
paid off ref does nothing but make calls in favor of nabule
Even kongo yutani scores this
>>158321059I wouldn't be so sure about that
ROMA IS DEAD ROMA IS DEAD
godo
>Er Palazzo is unironically turning against Roma because of the Malagò/Galliani raceI've seen them all now
Napoli should be 4:0 by now
good Napoliroma merda
How flies Gasperini’s title challengers??
Even Allnegru has surpassed us, SBALLETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
th-thanks maln
Most dangerous lead strikes again
NAPOLI IS DEAD ALLEGRI SACKED
Ermm, Nabulesisters?
Napoli shitters
yn solves it
Deary me
>Allegri waiting too long with the subs A hallmark trait
MCTOMINAYYY MCTOMINAY BALLON DORB BALLON DORB BALLON DORB
Insane blooter
cant be conceding daisy cutters like that
some dude with a pig's heart bossing serie assDed league
BALERDI BALERDI BALERDI
Soule would be better off at Como under Fabregas
wut
wtf just happened
how strange
>>158310457>Roma completely carried by Soule, Balerdi and (when he's not injured) Dybala
THE JACKET IS OFF
how flies the jacket di allnegru
LMAOOOO NOT THE LETTERMAN SUIT PULL
Some stabbed beukema in the keukema
well...shit, N isn't going to win the title this year for sure.
>AllegriWhat a great fucking game
>>158310457They're all rough around the edges and get punished in Europe for it, but Roma, Inter, and Como are all more fun to watch than pretty much every Premier League teams and pretty much any game from Bundes or Ligue 1.
leukemia is such a retard
>>158322472>InterA bit of a stretch
This had written draw all over since the first minute, but I never expected six goals, and the red card for allegro was the cherry on top, certified kino
Now that the dust have settled who was more pathetic? Beukema for diving like a little bitch and conceding or Allegri for pretending that wasn't a pathetic dive and getting sent off?
>>158322522Was expecting the patrician draw
>90' Allegri sent offNever gets old
tops this list every game he's involved in
>>158322547Beukema certified KWAB
>pinemounts pulls out at the last minute with a case of tracheitis mo I wish we had a merd student to explain this
>>158322684Damn he even jogged more than the eternal jogger himself (Cristante)
>>158322708I have a feeling barma will reenact the siege of Gondor tonight
>Daily Gondor: Only one in three Toure's regularly eat human flesh. Why are laziale so concerned?
>>158322716AND scored two goals innit
>>158322916Kek
>powerpuff girls kityeah im thinking its gonna be a 4th crusade kind of match
ERA ERA ERA WTFFF
of course they rig it because gattuso is growing too strong
fug i missed the earlier game
trollbar
bruh how ?
zacca so gud at the floating cross
Noslin looks like he could trap a baboon to use him to find secret water reservoirs
my mortadella has a nameand it's neuer neuer neuer
nuno playing poorly
one can hear everything gatusso is yelling
>>158324527Lazio is merely offering an early 1900s larp
he's really on fire atm
The 2 mm offside messing with my fanta gains
>only 1mm of his knee offsidei hate this shit man
Trap game
my ken doll
kengoll
bruh my man frattesi
good left foot
Are the ref rigging or just retarded?
just took a mad bong rip this game better git gud
Cuesta's kurp
Golegolegolegole>sparma
I mean, I'll take it if they're giving them away like that
This is how Como gets good, gets rid of garbage player like carlos and vojvoda and replaces them with good ones
KWAB
>>158325537>this is how com-money Indonesian opium money
>>158325578based, now post Salas shirt
>>158325627Sadly i don't have it.I want it and the Immobile shirt too.
>>158325578Can you svffer in Chile?
>its the wingbacks for wingers meme again 2highiq4me
Lazzari winger gives me a boner
>>158325873Not in my case, even though I’m not in my prime. But in general, if you live in the south of my country (especially in quiet places) you can't suffer.
if he had a brain he would be lethal
>>158325911great backheel
>>158325537This but it's Mario gils
dale should've tried a low driven shot with power
I kneel romano
>>158326108
A Happy Man
Bahahahahha nuno>>158326196Sculato merdone
Fucking Nuno>>158326150YOU MUST KNEEL TO THE DVCE!
Preserve your hammies Nuno pls
Is Valeri the biggest shitter in serie ass?
>>158326027Appealing..
>>158326196
Just start lontani every game ez fix
Lontani looks interesting
what?
Goal of the season
Jesus christ Lontani literally using telekinesis to score
WTFSTOP THE COUNT!
Roberto Carlos goal without trying
>wins
Have a win without suffering challenge impossible
like I said, they're tryna rig it aginast >us now with magnets in the balls BUT gattuso is STILL TOO POWERFUL
>>158326577there was no suffering against juve
So Parma just happened to have zoomer Zola on the bench
sleep tight /seriea/llnegru
Surprise status tonight?
>Allegri accusing Roma of him missing out on CL last seasonInterestingWhat is he talking about? Here I thought it was us losing against fucking Cagliari in the last round
>>158327811he's probably referring to Parma-Roma from last season and the sudden interference of referees after the election Malagò in the weird streak of refball to push Roma into the top four
Incredible surprise by Big LewLew so far
>>158327811turns out Allegri si the /seriea/ schizo babbling about the sfinter-riomma axis
Amplifico mufa
>>158328666satan trips confirm
>no gif of allegri or mctominays goal>20 posts sucking off a 90iq prescription med pusherSad state of the thread
Is Antony Sarr an obligation
>>158330996Conditional, based on CL qualification and a certain # of appearances
>>158324527what did he say?
>>158338566>Last season they put the world cup qualification in bosnia’s pocket. It’s always them… I paid for it with shitalia
>>158338566>"I hate the North"
>>158329710
>>158338681
>>158338681>>158338688yeah for a moment there he was about to throw the jacket to the referee
Good morning!>Injured Milan players: Rabiot - Mario Gila - Diego Moreira - Saelemaekers - Gabbia - Chukwueze - P. TerraccianoAt just 31 years old, Samu Castillejo has announced his retirement from football! >Roma has entrusted all media with a response to Allegri's disrespectful words: ‘The Club is surprised and irritated, considers the coach's attack out of place. The Champions League access was earned on the field, without any alleged referee help. We remind the coach that Milan was defeated at home by Cagliari’I spilled the whole coffee cup on the table>>158320130>I cittadini hanno diritto di riunirsi pacificamente e senz'armi. Per le riunioni, anche in luogo aperto al pubblico, non è richiesto preavviso. Delle riunioni in luogo pubblico deve essere dato preavviso alle autorità, che possono vietarle soltanto per comprovati motivi di sicurezza o di incolumità pubblica.
>>158338681>Da ora in poi voglio giocare tutto all'attacco! Se posso metto anche 4 attaccanti.what a clown kek
>>158338778Ok and? the maranza meetings are not very peaceful kek
>>158338778Fiorentina look a far better team on paper than their league position.>I cittadini hanno diritto di riunirsi pacificamente e senz'armiYeah.. about that.
mornin calcio
Not a good feeling for tonight. Udine is dangerous>>158339775>>158339939Prove that he is the leader.Prove that the meetings were organized with the aim of causing harm
>Inter (3-5-2)— Provedel; Bisseck, Akanji, Bastoni; Diouf, Barella, Calhanoglu, Mkhitaryan, Carlos Augusto; Esposito, Thuram. Allenatore: Chivu. >Fiorentina (4-3-3)— De Gea; Jimenez, Dragusin, Pongracic, Valdepenas; Ndour, Fagioli, Brescianini; Mastantuono, Pellegrino, Njie. Allenatore: Vanoli. Pio starter again
predict the minute Dragusin will fuck up
>>158339983hope we get some pew pew goles
>>158339970I’m not privy to the information the police and prosecutors have. >causing harmHave you seen the footage? Milan looked like it’d be sacked by barbarians (which it has been). The purpose was to cause as much disruption and damage as possible. The radical left looked on with pride at the work of their resourceful pets.
we need var for non contact "fouls"
Keep Lotito's name out yo mouth week 8
viola has nice attackin formation
>provedel starting >Totally organic Protest in MilanoObvious Russian op
This is a mad squad:A former Man Utd bum, a nonce, a Spurs bum, a gambling, an Argie phony in one squad. Fiorentina are truly fucked
nervous start. looks like viola has problems holding the ball too
barella and hakan in mid means not enough playmaking skill. only one of them should be in with sucic and zielinsk
>>158340081all 'nomenos in serie ass
gud attack finally
>>158340081Njie getting a €20m transfer because he did some stepovers against Milan is classic Paratici
Fiorentina will gift a victory to inter... again>>158340036>The purpose was to cause as much disruption and damage as possible.You would have to prove that. Ive also seen a lot of video that show the police being violent>The radical left looked on with pride at the work of their resourceful pets.The only ones profiting from this politically is the right
gud chance for diuf
shit ref
hand ball. where is my era?
Mosconi solves it
>>158340221he is unironically good, chivu should give him (and other under 23 players) a chance
Mastantuono could become a good player, but he needs to move to a club with a structured style of play. He would flourish at Como.>>158340196The arm is attached to the body.
inter looked dehydrated post some milkers to hydrate the team
>>158340273Do kazhar milkers count?
>>158340293all milkers are gud
What a squadrone the Violentina.>>158340136>The only ones profiting from this politically is the rightYou’re smarter than that son. On the face of it yes but these riots aren’t to make any justifiable point, they’re victory marches just like the Floyd riots were in America. Sure, Aggiorgia might go up a few points in the polls by deploying the army and looking like a girl boss but all of that is just a sticking plaster. The maranzas, the Nonna rapists, the Marxists, the agitators are a cancer and like any cancer they have to be cut out before it infects the whole body politic. She doesn’t have the will or the wherewithal to do that. Neither does Le Pencil in Frafrica or any mug here in Britain.
2 corners not given to inter. where is the var on corners?
SALUTATE LA CAPOLISTA
>>158340263yeah masta seems very promising
thuram being a striker pisses me off. he clearly is not clinical. wastes open chances too much
>>158340423Kongo yutani straight swap?
more speed in game now. gud.
What a fucking golazo Jimenez
>>158340439i want a clinical striker. it would be exact like thuram i bet. drobbly merchant
Pedo Scored!
oof augustus blocked provedels view.
based ephebophile scored a golazo geg
Pedo supporting nazio!? Wow I don't know that you are telling me for the first time
>inter needs a gole>thuram divesbruh
>>158340496now it worked
gud pressure now
nonto in
too late subs. midfield didnt work all game
LAZIO CAMPION
shit thuram stole the chance from lavelli
>>158340593Neutral good ending
shit thuram gole
the fix is in
disband this league this instant ban serie ass from playing europe bayern and psg have more chances of losing the title than inter
>le marmotta league
What a bs pen
>inter getting help from the refMust be a day ending in Y
didn't Thuram just dive and drag the defender with him? Or am I blind?
pazza inter again
>>158340742i didnt see replay. live looked legit
>>158340741all days end in Y bro
>>158340764You know NO ERA because they are not showing replays lmaooo
Imterwinslol
i need webum of it
>91' Thuram>97' ZielinskiEz
>la violaLMAOing at these catenaccio bitches
Bragging about beating relegation fodder..?
And so stars the marmotan time war
Thank you, Giuntoli for Nico González. By the way, even Motta wanted to keep Soulé. I’m not crying over any player, but Soulé at Roma has already shown more both in terms of talent & productivity than Conceição, Zhegrova & Nico combined have given Juventus.
Lole you know they mad
>>158340817i watched a replay of it. its legit. thuram dived smartly maybe but the defender was holding his shirt firmly all the waythe defender didnt protest much either after.
>>158341092not to mention that there were two other clear penalty fouls not called before
>>158341118yeah that one handball should have been given.
>>158341129not the handball but Viery who tripped Thuram and Dragusin who pulled one of our players on a corner kick
Krande Volodymyr Zielinski
>>158340925they are always mad, their shitty stuck in the 90s clubs amount to nothing lel
There is no need to be upsetgood morning /seriea/
i missed the inter match
>zarri
>>158341555>Frosinone is currently fifth
>>158341200for me that was a soft one. the hand was clearer>>158341511was it too early for you?
how is that era and the inter one wasnt? sus
>>158341511rewatch it
>>158341818yup. just finished watching the highlights. another close one by the comebacks kids but ill take the 3
did Sfinter steal it?
krstovic 2-3>>158342263no. viola choked
Scotterrone bros...
>>158340307'tioned
>>158342263>a san luca receivership burdened by a billion dollar debt plays until they scorewhat do you think?
>>158341818this one wasn't soft thoughhttps://x.com/TuttiZangh/status/2114343973003424226
lmao the jjrats are coming out of their holes now
>>158342580Nah they are too busy protesting because le heckin gasoline costs too much (any smart person would be driving a Tesla nowadays)
>>158342662Speaking of stuff shitalians can't afford, let me post the ultimate humiliation ritual for gabagools
>>158342708what am I looking at
Why do they instantly think about us as soon as the game ends? Why don't they celebrate their victory* instead of giving their inferioriry complex a show?
>>158342768t. never visited detroit
>>158342708Is the joke they are niggers so even shampoo is kept behind a locked glass
>>158342768Anti-theft boxes on fucking 1.50€ shampoos lolSimilar shit happened a couple of months/years ago with canned tuna, shitalians are THAT desperate. You have no idea how many grannies I witnessed who couldn't pay their groceries and had to leave something behind (and I sborred every single time)
>>158342785>muh san luca>mu debts!1!1!Cry me a river soft cuck
You're the one who instantly mentioned Jj the moment the match ended, though lol
>>158342562okay thats pretty clear. the ref also didnt give us 2 corners.
what's the point of poor quality ragebaits such as "ahah poorfag grannies", you are barely getting any replies
>>158342948Sometimes he forgets to self-reply and his argument goes nowhere because he skipped the line
>>158342948his brown hands are trying very hard, please understand
>4-3 after 60 minutes of playfucking disgusting
>>158343054congratulations on becoming new bunded
>>158342948On one hand he's not wrong, Italians have the same purchasing power as any modern Argentinian yet they think they're some first world country so I agree with the mockery lol (kill me)On the other yeah why would you stick with the same ragebait for 5 (five) years (once again kill me I can't get myself to live this sick place)
>>158343054you would have died of a heart attack if you had watched Zeman's teams
>>158343181*leaveWhoops
>>158343181>why would you stick with the same ragebait for 5 (five) years the guy is mentally ill>once again kill me I can't get myself to live this sick placego where? I refuse to go on xitter but this place is dying a slow death :(
>>158343054uefa should investigate
>>158343291il forum dei brutti or phica right where you belong lmaoooooooooooooo
>>158343291>>>https://www.vecchiasignora.com/and never come back
that genoa's shirt looks amazing
Fucking Gollazzo
>>158343357>phicaAnon, I...
Golazo Sandro Raimondo
anti zarri culo is too funny
Everyone glazes Como but Frosinone are the real gangsters
do we rate alvini
>>158343895no he looks too much like Julian Assange
>Italians have the same purchasing power as any modern Argentinian the damage caused by public education in this nation is worse than 5 world wars
>>158342360Mo I spend my last £10 on Atalanta-Frosinun under 2.5 goals, now I can’t even afford shampoo. I’m going to be as greasy and smelly as Italanon #4 sisters hairy snatch
Raibombo... DNA.And soon... DNA!
>>158343970both third world countries so it's an apt comparison
>>158343970A slight increase in energy bills is enough to crash and burn entire households, does that sound like a first world nation to you? lol
>>158343974shampoo is an [redacted] opI haven't used shampoo since 2017
>>158343895mfer started coaching in Promozione (sixth level of Italian football)
>saves your ass against the might Fregnezia at home
>>158344085t.Franz Kammarda
>>158343947mo i cant not see it
It is nearly time
>>158343970Argentinians can afford to eat meat more often than shitalians so they win actually. You can go on X and see countless boomers complaining that young people buy Mulino Bianco bread and that's why they are poor. Bread is a luxury for shitalians.
>>158344152Kek
>>158343970But mo everyone is a doctor now
>>158344205They are right though, you can find much cheaper bread at Eurospin, Lidl and other discounts
Vicario Gatti Bremer Lucumi Kalulu McKennie Douglas Luiz Koopmeiners Cambiaso Woltemade Kolo Muani
>dude just stop buying mediocre bread and switch to wood composite discount breadFirst world country heh
2 more weeks until Zingarova starts a game
>the bundedfrauds trio up frontded club
Trio? T-there's a third?!
>>158344526>he doesn't know
>>158344422>352 again>all the (available) shitalians startingKek Spalletti is a cuck
who's closer to /Mug/ status between juve and Milan?
>>158344829Juventus, not even close.
>>158344829Never been to /Mug/ but I suppose it's full of pedos just like every general? In that case Jjust's board and coaching staff, yes
Many newfags are being attracted with the balanced and enthralling Serie A season right now
Is it better to be a newfag or a 12+ years lurking oldfag
newfag this oldfag thatremember, you're here forever
Do we actually have to play Lecce, can I vote to skip this match ahah
>>158345209You WILL watch 90+ minutes of Spallettislop and you WILL like it
I just remembered Grimbiaso's blunder in Lecce from last season, or the year before it lol
>>158344422Remove Kaluku for Albaniovic (70m) and Zingharova (20m) and it's the best juve possible
>>158345388>Swingerova wingbackAre you crazy
Kalunegru shouldn't be a wingback anyway
>>158345420McNuggets wb of course
Is it me or we're 3 minutes late? lol
Not even 5 minutes and we're playing with diarrhea in our underwear
Business idea: Spalletti to Leche and Di Francesco to Jjust, can't be a downgrade at this point
Nice camera placement, makes Wolty's height appear better
>pass
Maybe Ngolo Wuany could work better as a Leekatelli replacement
What the fuck is this
>>158345471DOMINATING at wb position rn
>>158345768Quick, somebody make a Kolo Muani luscious wavy hair edit
>Cambiassovery grim
Gianpaolo ads spotted wtf
Falcon looks like an handsome Cats
>>158345990If it's grim for you imagine how grim it is for us lol
Lucumi got fisted there lol
whatever happened to that lecce negru that disappeared in africa during the summer?
Shitposting aside I'm not seeing anything worth saving, I really don't expect Sballet to make it to December even if results start popping all of a sudden
>>158346080Corvino's 007 found him
>bremerd leaving Lucumi 2vs1 again like against Prostatawhen he is getting benched?
>>158346099jJxPioli 2027
>>158346099They can't sack him, that would make it three coaches under contract at Jjust, plus the only cheap alternative available would be Pioli so would you really make such switch
>>158346161Why the fuck was I convinced Turdor was coaching back in Croatia? WewThat's settled then
Is Thiago motta just NEETing all this time on the jJ gibs?
Bremerd without favourable whistle is a Parma tier player
>>158346200He's not under contract anymore, iirc he coached Sburrs for like one month before getting sacked last season lolThe three coaches would be Mottard, Sborretti and whoever would replace him
>>158346265Oh right, I misread. Also lmao I now remember his Spuds stint and that Atletico game where he ended up subbing the goalie lol
Insane chip by Coop
meme gol
I'm serious, please I need some Lecce player to end Cumbiaso's career, not even other teams deserve someone like that
imagine if labubu was good
La formazione silenthilla
My dad just called Randal something
Close by Yutani
Yuktoblo Muani getting spoondfed tonight
yacubo muani
BELGIOOOOOOOOO #2
did he finally get a new PAWG gf
>>158346597The best player in the team by a landmile
why are Jj winning? are they good again?
Warning>WarningMost dangerous lead has been activated This is not a drill
Aaaaand this kills whatever little chance >we had left of playing wingers focused tictocs, thanks I guess
>>158346631>why are Jj winning?90 minutes at the Way of the Sea Stadium are very long
>>158346645thank god
Douglas Luiz looks very comfortable in a midfield three & the same goes for McKennie & Koopmeiners. It makes you wonder why it took Spalletti this long to realise this team needed a three-man midfield. Very positive first half.
>>158346681Because the idiot genuinely doesn't know how to play anything that isn't a double pivot meme lineup. This 352 is just his last desperate attempt to please the dumb locker room leaders
where duccio
>>158346681I just wish every ball played to the wing didn't end up with a failed cross, Cambiaso and Kalulu are basically useless
>>158346792He met his marokkaan soulmate in one of the many europoor protests and decided to leave this place
>>158346816crazy pass.
>>158347104It's literally the most basic of chips lol
>>158346792Two years and your Mum invites me to her Leiden houseeeeI know what you tell your friendssssssssDuccio post a (You) againSent you tummy posts when I was at dinnerNow you've disappeared and wonder why I'm bitterrrr
>3-3>4-4auto_awesomeQueria dizer: what the hell is going on?26 / 5 000Che diavolo sta succedendo? seria a is the new eredivisie
>>158347144back to goal and perfect placement for muttuidi
>>158347228Refereeing new shtick this season is to allow more playing time in a bid to increase the tempo and provide an (((entertaining product))) as well as a balanced and enthralling competition (until February/March, when the Blocco Sfinterriomma must take their spots into the top four)
Maleh > Malen
Vicario has been dropping his spaghetti more than usual
Koop pls
>Corrie Ndaba>Irish too many jokes packed in one name
Conte talking to 2016 Pogba be like>Corrie Ndaba
>>158347730
>soon to be 2027>Cabal is still a Jjust playerG r i m
Unfortunately, a very poor 20 minutes. The result is the most important thing, but the midfield is the only real positive so far. they’re covering the spaces well & giving us better balance. We desperately need Zhegrova or Kerim to add some creativity & threat going forward.
Jesus how many blacks does jJ have nowadays
>>158347817Sorry attacking players are not allowed in this economy
>>158347829They don't call them the black udinegru for nothing
>>158347817Alajbegovic isn't getting more than 10 minutes a match, Spalletti clearly doesn't rate him and doesn't know how to properly field him. Actually if he manages to stay until January don't be surprised if Kerim gets loaned out with Boga staying as the only LW sub
>>158347930the bald cunt thought he was getting brahim instead lole, most of the offensive issues can be traced back to that actually
State-mandaded 2 minutes for Alajbegovic are up
>>158348191What's the point of humiliating a 19yo lad just because he doesn't fit your mesozoic tictocs
>>158347930spalletti is so retarded its unreal
This last minute lolAnyway, 3 points earned on Het Violet (they're a Direct Encounter this season btw)
>>158348045I now remember the Brahim cocksucking, did he do anything this season or he's Real's Muttuidi atm?
Kialonda de luna
Mou is looking grim these days
>>158348526How did he manage to get 25 gfs?
>>158348598Money
>>158348356What a dogshit second half I swear, overall bad performance imo, I don't understand why Sborretti never uses Zhegrova and Alajbegovic
>>158349004Because he doesn't rate them and they don't fit in his now overly cautious tictocs. He doesn't have the balls to bench Bremerd who's been on a terrible streak since the start of the season and would rather play with 3atb to avoid as many risks as possible. The moment Dildiz comes back he will field him as a second striker, mark my words. 352 is here to stay until he gets sacked
>>158348598he followed the dark triad (Moggi-Bettega-Giraudo) pua doctrine
>>158349160Always ends up like this at this club I swear, even when someone tries to change it the dressing room turns against him
let's go milan chads!
>>158349298This is because the locker room leaders, hold all the cards and know that the manager’s job depends on them. Without a board that openly backs the manager and is willing to show any player who disagrees with him the door things will always follow the same pattern. It happened with Allegri, with Motta and now with Spalletti too. This change in playing style is just a compromise that won’t last long. The only coach who could potentially turn things around for one reason or another is Conte (even though he’s giga finished too). Frankly I’d rather endure another 20 years of banter era than let that snake into the club again
PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUULLLLLLIIIIIISSSSSSSIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC
Pulishit was was far beyond the defender. Concacaf dick rides amerilards so hard here too. Mexico is still so far ahead
>>158349825Hes fucking garbage idiot. Do u know anything about furbol?
Bbilan match and Lewis surprise at the same time?!? We are eating good bbilanbros!
>>158350131Hehe
>>158349848you have to go back
>>158350131And el Classico
Just snorted some spice and I had a vision of a Lewis surprise happening in around 5 minutes
never though I'd say this but Zaniolel's injury rekt Udinegru hopes of their yearly 10th place finish. this team looks lost.
Both Inter Milan and Roma played better against Real Madrid than Barcelona currently is. Maybe people were wrong about Serie A.
Vuc-ACK!
>>158351941The bosnian is going to be maad maad
>>158352053Why would a Bosnian man be interested in another country's politics? :)
>>158352053The store clerk too, now the chances of gopniks saving his ass from *checks notes* trannies are down to zero!
HHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
>>158353195Salute
Lewis just overtook Hadjar, what a surprise
>>158353289This is so stupid but it made me laugh
>>158351941Another domino falls to Judeo-Bolshevism
>>158354548Who are you siding with in the upcoming Wladimiro Falklands war
>>158347930Based Serbletti>>158354548Mo students will lead the country, legal weed and healthcare for all in two weeks!
>>158351866The match is over and this still holds true. Inter and Roma pushed Madrid harder than Barca did.
Oy vey it's another srebrenica
>>158354589Feels like a bad joke to fight to keep the Falklands British when many of our major cities resemble a blacker Islamabad.
>>158357303I’m afraid the British mainland is lost sir
>>158346792vacation, don't worry he is fine
>>158357549the most important thing is that the americans profited from it so its ok
Jesus christ lol
>>158353432:)
Reviews are up
>I managed to find la piovra complete>it has romaninan subtitlesmy italian is not good enough
>>158360403La Piovra S01 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 2 0 H 264-RMB>The English subtitles are hardcoded both on Prime Video and the MHz Choice channel addon (which the release is taken from, as it was properly split by seasons and the video streams were identical to the Prime ones). This essentially makes the SRT subtitles pointless, and they are not muxed into the MKVs.
>>158360454thanks, I need to learn how to use a.i. for these things
There's more serie ass on Tuesday?!?!
>just watched a French Arab who had his shop trashed lecture some niggas on how wrong what they did islel
>>158361116Will the deadly duo of Woltemade and Kolo Muani finally score? Too many questions and too few answers
>>158361407>In the next episode of jJ
>>158360403>la piovrawatch Gomorra and ZeroZeroZero fra
What went so wrong
Calcio /tv/ idea: Edon Thepiovra
>>158365381system babby
>>158365381>A German tourist tries to buy cocaine in Piazza Bellini in Napoli, but is sold a sachet of table salt for €40. A 36-year-old Neapolitan man has been charged with fraud.Germano... Not like this..
https://x.com/antigermxnic/status/2114408963152531779Crime of Xitter posting but it made me chuckle
>>158365593>>158365593>>158365593>>158365593Here to find out what snorting salt feels like
