SERIE A MATCHDAY 7>Friday, October 16, 202620:45 Frosinone 4-2 Sassuolo>Saturday, October 17, 202615:00 Venezia 1-0 Napoli18:00 Bologna 1-3 Inter20:45 Roma 2-0 Genoa>Sunday, October 18, 202612:30 Udinese 0-3 Lecce15:00 Fiorentina 1-3 Como18:00 Milan 3-2 Atalanta20:45 Justventus 0-3 Lazio (lmao)>Monday, October 19, 202618:30 Monza - Cagliari20:45 Parma - TorinoPrevious >>158230437 Reminder that Sutalo is the best cb in the league, denmark rules, focus on the league and laugh at jjfags
>>158264317Negru
>>158264317LMAO
Quick question: How aerial was the menace yesterday?
where are all the juventini now?
>laugh at jjfagsWill do
Juventus got raped in Turin, in front of their own fans, by Gattuso’s invincible mannschaft and you’re laughing.
did buciano get mindbroken by the nt?
>>158264828he is 67, the league is full of dinosaur coaches
>>158264771Anon, do you really actually believe we stop posting after a devastating loss like [redacted], [redacted], [redacted] or [redacted] fans?Last thread is just us figuring out what went wrong (tldr; everything) and just talking about our situation in general, you wouldn't even notice ABJj's until bedtime hit
>>158264771back to vibo valentia
>>158264995
>>158264771Under Belgian concrete
Always new content, very refreshed memery
>Spalletti is preparing a revolution for Juve Rennes: Boga is aiming for a starting spot, while Gatti, Kelly, and Koopmeiners are seeking redemption. Possible rest for Alajbegovic and Nico Gonzalez, with Conceicao to be evaluated for the shoulder issue.The Rennes game? In EL? Ahah that must be 2-3 weeks away right ahah
Amplifico mufa
>>158265060EL? What surely the premier /serieass/ club ever plays in the Chempions??
My club's reputation is so great that you automatically associate the best Italian club to Champions League? That's great to hear!
>>158265103>the premier /serieass/ clubdo you mean the shitters below Cagliari and Frosinone in the league?
>even jeets are trvthnuking serie a (>>158264162)lmao
>>158265105your club reputation is that of rigger thieves with a superiority complex
>>158265109so when are you going to /laliga/? Bye
>>158265117giving up might be an idiom of your ancestral lineage, i'm here to see how far down the burundian football pyramid italian football will stoop to
>>158264839gasp is 68
>>158265173yeah he is one of the dinosaurs just a little smarter, we need to give space to young coaches (and players)
Old coaches? Martin O’Neill is 75 and he defeated the great Feyenoord Rotterdam at The Tub last year AND won a league and cup double!
literally who
>>158265176>we
SPAAAAAALLLEETTIIIIIIIII
Amplifi Camarda
>>158265319yes as a movement, from amateur teams to the serie ass
its time to actextend spallettis contractsign vicariomake negruani captain
>>158265618gattuso was quite young when he took charge of the national team, unlike maldini and leonardo, who were quite rightly dismissed by the counsel of architects from san luca.the movement seems to be healthy and quite active to me.
>jJ are now off to a worse start in Serie Ass in 2026-27 than they were under Igor Tudor in 2025-26
>The newly appointed CAN referee coordinator, Daniele Orsato, has turned the tables: a ‘veto’ on Andrea De Marco, the current liaison officer between the referees’ association and the football clubs, thereby freezing direct channels of communication between the referees and Serie A clubs. This move comes in the wake of the investigation into alleged match-fixing designed to favour Inter in recent seasons, which involved former AIA coordinator Gianluca Rocchi. The aim is to shield referees from external pressure and minimise any scope for negotiation, interference or justification with club management.
>>158265741
Don Sbalett… he’s a man of respect
they are blaming rap and videogames for the behavior of the nafris in Milan kek
>>158266604the main kurprits? Rafa Leao and Miles Jacobson
>>158266604jshock9ninebros...
Grimolli to Pisa is up
>>158266604Inter's very own poncle has a lot to explain.
>>158266604Rap? Or trap lmaoDo they know what rap is?
>>158266821>gauche caviar loljournalists >knowing thingsthey'll only understand what brap means, because it's what they breathe in and out every day
>>158264317i assume this is a joke and these two arent actually doing well in italy i have never hated a player more than kolo muani
>>158266864Kek
>>158266872>i have never hated a player more than kolo muaniYou sound like you should join us Jj fans in this struggle against rational transfers and enjoyable football... heh...
>>158266604What behaviour? They are just peacefully protesting because Aggiorgia won’t give them new school books
Just bee have ur'self'ves mkay
>>158267058These crazy muslims and their prayers
Want me gone huh? Week 7 edition
crande Maldini
>>158267058Based bees
SCANDAL IN CROATIA ! 23 SUPPORTERS of Hajduk Split have been INDICTED after chanting PRO-NAZI and ANTISEMITIC slogans before the Conference League match against Ajax Amsterdam .Members of the ultra group "Torcida" notably glorified Adolf Hitler, called for violence against Jews, and referenced the Croatian fascist regime of World War II. Among the 23 suspects:▫ 6 are in custody.▫ 2 are still being questioned.▫ 15 are still wanted by the police. They face up to 5 YEARS IN PRISON!
What’s the cope now that Gattuso completely outbrained Spallet
PullyGODS.... Sballetu's mind games got to us
Lads I’ve got a good idea for my Halloween costume>>158267359Isn’t the right to freedom of expression in the UN Charter?
>>158267360that the players sabotage sballett
Eurocagliahahahahaha
>>158267540a-an udinese wingback?
>>158267058praying to beesus or towards bee meccah?
serie a business idea: gondola pully
>>158267583Gentle chuckle imagining myself turning up in blackface
I think it was me that said motta is a good coach but he needs more time. Of course *sommige* people thought I was wrong and begged for tudor and spaletti to join their team. Eh now mangia
M'ammazzo
holy kwaboty the pissdog
>>158267674I think changing the coach while continuing to play and sign substandard players is their undoing. Look at who they started with last night.Spuds goalie who finished 17th back to back. Kalabubu who had a good 6 months next to Tomori and has lived off that. Muttuidi. Douglas Luigi who was considered a flop and loaned out. Another relegation battler from England. Roma’s bang average right wing back. A lead thief from Srbrenica. Kolo Mbongo yet another player who stink the place out for a 17th place team and has lived off a goal against Maranzas 4yrs ago.
Kek that torello eterno of Jvric scouted serie ass' capocannoniere out of a random poortoguese favela
>>158267727Here my papyro:The atmosphere around the club was and still is poisoned. Nothing was/is good enough for juve fans. Motta fought for the cl and they complained because it wasnt pretty football. Kalulu was one of their best players during that time and he was racially abused daily. People thought that if the problem (motta) disappeared everything would be alright again. But the fans and their attitude are the main problem. The club lets itself guid by the emotions of it fans. This is why they chased after a mediocre striker because the fans told them to do so. In the meanwhile no other top club wanted kolo. They idolize a german player before he even played a minute hailing him as THE aerial menace. They got rid of a mediocre goalkeeper ((that they signed at an exorbitant price two seasons earlier) a player who was supposedly the reincarnation of buffon) only replace him with another washed up next gen buffon
>>158267910impressive how much garbage you managed to fit into one post lol
:^)
If you think about it all of this happened when De Laurentis and Conte jebaited jJ that spring/summer mercato of 2025 making them think Conte would come back so they sacked Motta and GiuntoliBut only to be left with Tudor/Spallet and Comolli/CarnevaliIn retrospect ADL did nuclear damage to jJ with that one maneuver the fallout will last decades
Nikola Vlasic
de minimis non curat praetor
>>158268095Why did he nuke himself with allnegru tho?
>>158268250he also nuked nabule's balance sheet by fulfilling every request made by gonde
>>158268016Pls understand, several years of PolSci brainwashing went into it
>>158268250He’s better at nuking opponents than governing his own house
Belgio give me 2 names
Inter, Lazio, Roma and Milan still undefeated.
>>158267910>Nothing was/is good enough for juve fans.They’re used to winning the title or at least competing for it every year for decades. Finishing top 4/5 is not something they should accept. I totally understand that.>Kalulu was one of their best players during that time and he was racially abused dailyWhat on here or irl? I don’t remember anything like that. I’ve always thought he was an average player but Bbilan fans and Calabrian pigs have seen more of him than I have.>People thought that if the problem (motta) disappeared everything would be alright again. But the fans and their attitude are the main problemFootball fans are fickle retards. Wow I didn’t know that you’re telling me now for the first time.
>>158268965the POWER of fra(ttesi)
Io non rubo il campionatoEd in serie B non son mai stato
SENTI CHE PUZZA SALTANO I TOMBINI SONO ARRIVATI I GOBBI JUVENTINI, LE LORO BOCCHE SANNO DI FOGNA E DELL'ITALIA SONO LA VERGOGNA!!!!E JUVE MERDA JUVE JUVE MERDA E JUVE MERDA JUVE JUVE MERDA O JUVENTINO CIUCCIA PISELLI DI TUTTA QUANTA LA FAMIGLIA AGNELLI
I’ve narrowed down my Halloween costumes to two. In other news UPDATE (You)r Fanta squads! Remember to pick Bbilan’s talents! They must be one of the favourites to win the Chempions this year with all their European DNA?
>apparently Orsato has become unwelcome for (((them))) as a referee officialhow much more pathetic can Italian football get?
>>158268613pioli,farioli and insaki lmao
>>158277806Publicatieblad van den Sboort unironically mentioned Pioli lmao
well well well would you look at that, it is Tuesday
>>158277975also known as the "focus on the league" memorial day
>>158277975
>buffonge
>>158277836its over lole
>The first names to replace Spalletti are already circulating; Simone Inzaghi and Francesco Farioli are of particular interest. The former Inter manager is in his second season at Al-Hilal and might be keen to return to Europe to compete on a more prestigious stage—potentially accepting a salary more in line with his time at Inter, especially since his contract with the Saudi club expires at the end of this season. As for the current Porto manager, this would be his first experience as a head coach in Italy—a reward for his successful spells at Nice, Ajax (despite the bitter disappointment of missing out on the league title), and in Portugal. >Finally, keep an eye on Vincenzo Italiano as well.Jjbros.. the future is bright
>>158277406>I’ve narrowed down my Halloween costumes to two. Which would be what?
>>158278451one of my guesses is Angelo Ogbonna, he wouldn't need makeup at all
>>158278428
>>158278451College arc Alex "Magic" Karp
>Sampdoria have sacked Bernardo Corradi after a dismal start to the Serie B season, with Marco Giampaolo the frontrunner to replace him
>AS Roma vs. ŠK Slovan Bratislava (21:00 CEST)Easy W>SSC Napoli vs. FK Bodø/Glimt (21:00 CEST)Easy L>Como 1907 vs. Manchester United F.C. (18:45 CEST)Not sure>Inter Milan vs. FC Shakhtar Donetsk (21:00 CEST)Hopefully an L but probably W
>>158278582Sampdoria has literally packed its squad with shitty foreigners and has-beens, and now they’re wondering how it’s possible that they suck so much.
>>158278597Now do jj
>>158278536Funniest guy to come out of the Thielverse
>>158278479
>>158278597the story behind their ownership is wild
>>158278929>Have you seen Gattuso? Reminds me of Lippit.buffob
>>158278582Time is a flat track bully
>>158278947PORCO DIOPORCA MADONNAE TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNAt. also puffon
>>158278591>Roma1>NapoliX>Como1
>>158268965>best league start since the days of Eriksson and Nesta>laziofags can't enjoy it at the stadium because reasonsGod's cruelest jokes about Serie A #57 [extended]
>>158279226>>laziofags can't enjoy it at the stadiumI see San Siro filled almost every weekend though
>>158279226I am convinced that if Lazio fans had not protested against the team they would not be so high in the league table now
>>158279445and it's not something that's going to last anyway
>>158279445yeah could be, playing in a library sometimes helps you concentrate must be why Mussolini is performing well
>>158279537not for this reason, because the players have worked harder to prove that they are up to the task
I haven't watched Serie A or Champion's League in 2 years and I didn't miss a single thing. You should try it.You'll realize it doesn't matter if Juventus or Milan get relegated or win the league. It doesn't effect you in any way.
>>158279723I watch it only for entertainment, I wouldn't care even if Juventus returned in Serie B
bbilantard doesn't watch his club's games, more at 11
>>158279786we know it jj customer, we know
>Pioli to jJPlease make it happen
>do nothing>ABJs at each other's throats anyway
tonight's the night allnegru will grab a mighty point
i put my patrimonio on napolecani
Is Dybala injured again?
>>158280637Yes, for 10 days
>laverplel
Mario Beautiful
Kek saponov (the name is all a program btw) is a gigamegaultra upgrade from smerdarumma for psg
ynr hauge
Bodobros!
Beran sborres is absolute dog shit, should be playing in serie ass
umm it was farcas turn o algo
Is this the designated serie ass turn? Every italian team is at home against some random zingaroid abomination (mo como is relevant enough to be included in this post)
>>158281018schizokino keeper >>158281184la viola player in spirit
Just bet my entire patrimonio on all serie scoreggiA teams winning in evrope this week, see you poorfags
>>158281554>la viola playerSo >we're getting him in 4 years, understood
>>158281415>>158281561Bet your house on allegru shutting the bed
>>158281696Yes because le epic Gasp would NEVER blow a 2-0 lead correct?
>>158281727Not at home vs batislava
>de geanov
ZIAMO UNA SCUADRA BURINISSIMIFATTA DI GENTE GASPISSIMI
mctominvs
yn
GODllegri.
Psg started dominating when kvaradona fucked off btw
>4-3meme game
>>158282732it seems that knowing how to defend has become a sin :^)
DAVIDE MARCHISIO, WHAT A EUROGOAL! The son of the Little Prince comes off the bench and scores Juventus's 1-1 against Southampton in the Premier League International Cup.Powerful strike from distance, ball into the top corner! WHAT A GEM!
Big coefficient gains
>2 wins out of 2Is /seriea/ dare I say it… back?
gud job.
>>158282639pissgay played way better against city without him too
>>158283109
Crippling sex with Talia
>>158283197City were just way better during the second half against PSG, better than Barca today.
Friends, I'm watching some highlights, why was Napoli's stadia so empty?
>>158283968No one can afford the ticket prices
>>158283968The crowd is focusing on the league
Hojlund is so useless, permacucked by McTominay, might as well not even be on the pitch
mo that was quite scary there for a second
Liquided
Well well well
Iracy's kurp
It's over.
why did the glowies try to take my /seriea/ away
sell bastoni now.
Made a funny edit, too bad glowies took down 4*chine and I couldn't post it
Mo we work
>>158264317All four Serie A teams won their UCL games this week
we are so back
0 Italians started in that Como side. Nobody here mentioned that. Anyway. Why did the Illuminati prop up Como and not a team with more historical pedigree?
Boga back will save the team
>>158289179who cares, they play some sexy football
lest anyone should forget
4chan was e muort but is a ok
>>158289179>already established tourist destination with tons of money floating around>stadium with amazing potential>get to visit Como on your obligatory once a year match appearance>no fanbase of working class mongs that think the owner is their friend>has their own clothing lineComo is a branding masterclass honestly
>>158289179Como is the world leader in adrenochrome production plus all the facilities and staff for monarch programming are already stablished there
>No other Italian postsare terroni starving due to the truck drivers' protest kek
Good morning!>AC Milan stands firmly behind its supporters in their fight against excessive away ticket prices.AC Milans statement: Our fans have announced they will boycott the upcoming match against Udinese after being charged higher prices for away tickets than supporters of other clubs. We understand their frustration and fully support their position.>Under the leadership of Gerry Cardinale, AC Milan wants to help resolve this issue for the benefit of all fans across Serie A.AC Milans statement: We will push for a league-wide cap on excessive away ticket prices. We are also prepared to introduce a policy of reciprocity: clubs charging our supporters above average ticket pricing should expect their own fans to face higher prices when visiting San Siro, subject to applicable regulations. Any additional proceeds generated would be donated to Fondazione Milan to support charitable initiatives benefiting local communities. It is time for Italian football to come together as a league and as a collective fan base, especially at a time when this important cultural institution has never been more challenged. Italian football cannot grow stronger by treating supporters differently based on the size of their club. We are all in this together, and we call on every Serie A club to embrace a fairer, more sustainable future for our game.>Santiago Giménez could be experiencing cognitive hypervigilance, according to specialists consulted by TUDN. This involves overthinking and excessive self-analysis, potentially affecting his performances through anxiety and stress.Milan once again fighting for the good of all of serie a
Gattimon plays today
>>158289179The best way to quickly build a good team out of nothing seems to be "raid the Madrid Academy" and people will keep doing it. Argentina is Italian enough and Paz did most of the scoring.
>>158290281Aside from Paz, who is a top player, Como is incredibly well-built. Players like Da Cunha, Baturina, Diao and Jesus Rodriguez are gems. Even when they bought Italian players, they bought valuable players (Liberali is technically very strong).
I'm looking at 2 goals tonight
>Giaccherini: "Juve, to win you have to sign Conte. But first we need a locker room brawl."Finally, someone with a creative solution.
The brawlers in question
(You now remember)
Stefano Merola on the verge of call-up for Juventus-Rennes! Today he's at the disposal of the First teamBorn in 2007, offensive winger for the Next Gen, developed in the bianconero youth academy. Six goals in the last Primavera season, assist for Durmisi against Renate.
>MerolaNice torinese you have there kek
Yay we won :)>>158289179Because the glowies hate jj and como kinda rhymes with the co come mai song so they want to have jjxisters triggered every time they see the mention of that name>>158290205So funny how bbilan's every move is directly aimed at increasing the amount of brown and black people who support it
>>158289179Como is a great tourist destination, it's all about good business
>>158290724It makes absolute sense yeah, it’s a beautiful place filled with the rich and famous but there’s alternate locations in the Shitaly that fit that bill too. I always thought it would’ve been Venezia.
>>158290784
>>158290847Some say they’re at home everywhere and nowhere but find the picturesque Germanic Swamp town of Leiden as a base of operations
how bad is the situation in the souf actually, are you lads holding up alright
Como is the most plastic club in recent yearsOn top of being a phoenix company, it appeals to redditbeards, tourists, casuals and hipsters all at once
>>158291015Como has 120 years of history, retard. And has been in Serie A at other times
>>158291040b-but muh salernitana muh bari they have a real fanbase!!! millions of terroni!1!1!1!!1
>Gond scams manure out of millions>hunchbacks are stuck with Limone after replacing Buciano please let it happen
>>158291040this post was fact checked by real Indonesian chain smokers
>>158291002Italo #6 cunt sister has had to sell feet pics. Italo #6 himself (Juventino lifelong) is thinking of actually getting a job, things weren’t like this when Gonde was Presidente of the Consiglius
>>158291321kek
>>158291350'tioned
augustus ja joosip played really gud yesterday
>>158290784Como is associated with luxury and as a brand is more scalable Como is positioned as this like sophisticated 'above it all' upper middle class club that plays footy for fun, Venice just doesn't offer the fun
Since we're definitely not playing tonight I'm gonna have a quick discharge ahah
>>158290367And despite being the "money team" of Serie A, some of those players werent even that expensive to begin with. Paz is on loan, Da Cunha was a Serie B player they bought for 300k, Perrone was a bench warmer in a relegated club in Spain and they spent less than 10m on him. The most expensive signings, unironically, have been their worst: Morata, Varane, Sanchez and that other negru they bought from Chelsea.Their biggest pitfall is that they have 0 Italian players actually getting minutes but then again they could use their scouting team to pick some up if needed, and the players they got cheap are worth a lot more now and can recoup the costs when sold.
For me, it's Genoa Cricket and Football Club
>>158292428
mad i didnt get to post this yesterday
Get a life maybe
‼JUVENTUS HAVE MANAGED JUST THREE COMEBACK WINS IN 47 MATCHES UNDER SPALLETTI Juventus have fallen behind in 18 of their 47 matches under Luciano Spalletti, but have recovered to win on just three occasions. The three comeback victories: Bodø/Glimt — Away Cagliari — Home Celta Vigo — Away Juventus have occasionally rescued draws, including against Sporting CP, Lecce and AC Milan, but have often struggled to respond after conceding. Heavy defeats against Galatasaray (5–2) and Lazio (3–0) further highlight the team’s difficulties when matches turn against them.
Pre-game focaccia is up
JUVENTUS (3-4-1-2): Vicario; Kalulu, Gatti, Kelly; Celik, Douglas Luiz, Koopmeiners, Cambiaso; McKennie; Woltemade, Kolo Muani. All. SpallettiA disposizione: Pinsoglio, Neto, Boga, Kalulu, Alajbegovic, Lucumí, Sarr, Nico González, Cabal, Merola.RENNES (3-5-2):Samba; Rouault, Cresswell, Ait Boudlal; Reynolds, Camara, Rongier, Thomasson, Nagida; Al-Taamari, Dia. All.HaiseA disposizione: Lemaitre, Belazzoug, Goncalo Oliveira, Cissé, Blas, Mayenda, Szymanski, Merlin, Do Marcolino, Nordin, Soumaré, Frankowski.
>>158292723 I think luciano is going to surprise us
>De Laurentiis is actually selling napoli and will run away with the money lel
all italian teams won yesterday. no pressure for today :^)
>>158293078to a young Italian-American (of Calabrian origin), nobody knows why these Calabrians have been so successful abroad :^)
>>158291040I'll try to explain with a papyrus: the Como you see now has nothing to do with Gattei’s Como from the 80s or Preziosi’s Como with Pecchia or Cauet. It’s a club that was founded with an entirely new FIGC registration number and sporting title after bankruptcy proceedings, unpaid debts and failed promises of said ownerships.To slosh the sporting tradition from one sporting title to another is the foremost definition of plastic. The fans who weren’t at the stadium back then are attending their games now because they've hung up the kits of bigger Serie A teams they were bandwagoning for, because the reborn Como, with an artificial crest and owned by a faceless corporation, spent nearly eight times the budget of a Serie D team to extricate itself from the non-professional leagues. It is a company that, according to the owners' own statements, will be used as a bargaining chip for other real estate speculations in the surrounding lakes, just as the stadium in Milan is being used by its American owners to blight the neighborhood with aggressive real estate speculation. It is yet another confirmation that Italy's geographical layout makes up for the shortcomings of its people.The only person who can get excited about this thing called club is the hipster with a beard full of greasy crisps crumbs who opens plebbit and thinks that sustainable calcio is a cheese list of talents on Football Manager.It's plastic, you'd be able to tell the difference if your spleen weren't full of microplastics.
ownerships.To
>>158293225oh no, i clicked on it and now i know who OP's mum belongs to
>>158293200once again you prove that you don't understand shit about football, or life in general kek
>>158293124When no longer being shackled by the s*voia kkkolonial adventure, it's only natural for the borbonic bvll to flourish and succeed
Wtf it’s that English commentator from the FIFA games casting the Disney+ jJ game holy kino
I missed the first 8 minutss because I thought the afternoon games begun at 18:55 ._.
>>158293269Don't get lost at Disneyland Como anon, you might bump into Bob Iger
surely la rube can redeem itself after the HUMILIATION it recieved via rattuso
tfw beljio plays for dinamo zagreb
Grim
could kongo muanbi do that?
just play gattimon as striker at this point
Did cats stab the goalie after he saved his header
2° me le itagliane sono fortissimi ma subiscono numerosi torti arbitragliali
Does Gattimon know you're allowed to act like a dick only if you have decent football skills?
Based murdered
Great cross by Grimbiaso
Wtf was that
I'm becoming racist Belgioooooooooooo
holy kwaboty
Mo you give me a single reason why allegri wouldn't win the triplete with this rubentus rosa
We need to buy that negru Najida
Not a single gameplan, it's beautiful
great counter attack!
Is there a single white on the Rennes team
no era
kek
Is the ref retarded, he was falling lol
>early gamewhat did i miss lole
Vicario saves it
Adios perfect serie ass coefficient round
>>158293614"Defenders" having a worse performance than Antwerpen dockyard cargo analysts
>turn on game>instant (puh)lmao
>still conceding to Lazio players days after the game hehe
hahahahahaha>jjust
>>158293619With di gregorio this one you save it
kinda bullshit... wait a minute holy shit is that nazio legend dia?!?!?!
>>158293621they dont even have the 2nd largest port in europe in a country that never had to deal with organised crime excusegrim
Wtf that was almost a great ball by Teun
Great defending with this 3-5-2
Warra integrità tattica spallettus switching from his iconic giuochismo to this cucked 3-5-2 after like 2 matches
Pioli is one step closer
>>158293698to the end
>>158293707of jJ.
Tamarri and Dia
Should I invite my crush giulia to watch the milan derby (partitona in shitaly) together at the bar on halloween? Would that be a good idea?
Do we have to play the 2nd half too
>Celik out>Catsmon still in
Juve are at this level because players like Kelly, who wasn’t even competing for a place at Newcastle aren’t good enough for the club. Yet we also make top players look average. Fixing this requires a top coach who understands Juventus.
Kolo Muani lost the ball by walking himself
Kalulu dood
Kolo Muani lzjekzjdjzbsbzjdjajjdjajsjzjdjzjsbzbsbsbbsbsbsbsbs
You want to be more attacking, yet you bring on Kalulu at wing-back. Hard to see the logic.
which ninja headband is kalulu wearing?
>>158293902MAOAallelemaxxing
Wtf Kalulu looks white now
>>158267058
Juvebros, are you ok?Whats going on over there?
>>158293956>Whats going on over there?Everything you can imagine
Muttuidi hasn't done shit since last season tbf
era
how do you not let kurpmeiners take it
Pioli one step further
>Samba isn't Brazilian >Nagida isn't Japanese
That was a foul on Woltemerde, what
insanely lucky there
How will jJ cope?
He's getting mogged so hard he might turn suicidal
>>158294130vlachs kurp
>that "pass"Please send help it's not funny anymore
Yutani looking very grim with passes
what the fuck
>Al-temarethey passport printing machine is being fired up as we speak
6 months were enough to brainrot Boga
>these strikers will have to play on the weekend
KEUKEMIA IN DE KEUKENIA
LETS GO FULL COEFFICIENT GAINS BACK ON THE MENU
They keep getting away with it.
Holy farsa
a bit undeserved but lole rennes>inb4sborletto extension
>sballet looks like a leukemia patient>leukemia saves his assbottery
Fuck off
what are they even looking at?
There is literally nothing to check, what?
KWAB
>20 meter offside>what are they even looking at?/serieass/ everyone
hehehe
???????????
>defender clears it >leukemia remains offside forever after that
why is grimbiasso complaining
sack that bald fraud...seriously, how the fuck is that bald fraud still getting jobs in 2026?Ok he won N the scudetto, but still...he is clueless and shit. Get rid of him, bring Conte back
>>158294357>Ok he won N the scudettoKvara and Osinegru won it for him lol
Conte, famously dominant in european games
is time to send muttuidi to the glue factory
Another corner successfully wasted
the coonte clock strikes 11:30
Imagine the cinema if pioli joined yanited
This one I'm pretty sure that even with tudor you won it
SPAAAAALLEEEEETTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I read that Manure/Gonda aren't too intrasted in each other so I'm assuming he'll be the guy if Sballet departs lol
Business idea: this ad, but the "Lu" is replaced with Jj's modern logo and the guy is Sballet
let's go milan chads!
>danish female commentator on the Milan game not the kino English FIFA game commentator from the jJ gameAHHHHHHHHH
everyone step aside, European DNA™ is about to enter
lovely raininy game
Why is Milan playing their bad players
>A cold rainy night in BournemouthHoly kino
>>158294568>imblying there are gud ones
>di negrorio in goal
>>158294603Sad but true!
>>158294568Bournemouth has 0 wins in the premier league. That ought to be enough to win
Man with their tv rights deals serie ass really “fumbled the bag” as the kids say. Relegation fodder dominating a team that has the European pedigree of Milan. Awful
ERA
Natutal position and movement. Never a hand ball
grim
that was quick
Uefa inter mafia once again...
>>158294639The worst team in England could finish top 4 in Italy
>>158294639>
Why are >we playing with no striker
>>158294477>de winter>gets a debuff while playing in winter conditions
>>158294673this..
this match has all the hallmarks of a complete meltdown
>>158294693Lucianino
>>158294693now I get those sliding threads asking 'is coffee good for you?'
>black goaltending
scimmian moment
Ban this ref
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
Disgrace of a ref. Shame on him and uefa. Total rigging
dirty Japanese bastard
more like mike maipiù
i'm out, what is this dumb nigger doing
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO milan no longer have the stature to get calls against a cherry team...this is literally what happens to minnows in serie a when playing against inter
I'm cackling
>getting sborrinmouth by sborrinmouthbottery
Look at all this ugly and disgusting fans
baby talento keeper should get a yellow for coming on before the sub was official
Lmao what a shitty ref. Blatantly making wrong calls against Milan
>>158294693
>>158295093Bit harsh with a red and penal on that
>>158295120the coon field review has been categorical
This is what allegri had to deal with last season btw
>>158295120yellow and penal would have been right but the pussy faggot VAR was never going to overrule the ref
The red is 100% correct btw1. Two handed push2. Touched him on the face with both hands3. The game WAS on and it happened after the whistleHowever, I cannot stress enough how this match is 0% amorim's (tactical bvll) fault
another FOTIAS MASTERCLASS
this is a penalty fotias awarded 5 months ago trying to help a paok satelite team avoid relegation
>>158295027>>158294693I kneel lmao
>>158294674But Man United just got gaped by Como who placed #4 last season.
Yeah I don’t think I’m watching the second half of this slop
bbilan are so bloody lucky
it's going to be a HUGE day for Milan's jacket shop
>chef moreira out
>>158295606
This ben ganondorf guy from bournemouth (0 games as a starter in the premier league btw) would unironically be the new kvaradona in shitaly
Avoiding losses in Europe isn't a matter for everybody.
Gap in the damn wall
racismo celebration
Tiago Giallo jumpscare
Atalanta have lost five of their nine games across Serie A & the Conference League league phase. They look toothless in attack & completely disorganised defensively.
>scatalanta
>>158295803atalanta had to die so that systemic serie ass teams could humiliate themselves in europe
Lmao wait the mighty juventus just tied with the lowly Rennes? This must be a mistake?! Surely I'm watching fifa gameplay and not supposedly one of the best teams in the world?! Must be a glitch in the system because there's no way in hell the all mighty juventus is in the europa league and not able to beat ligue 1 shitters. Dusan left they're supposed to be winning don't cha know?
>>158295815the team with k*l*l* and negruani is obviously rennes what are you talking about
>>158295837You're in a room with the K-animal and Negruani, you have a pistol but only one bulletWho do you shoot and where?
>>158295849epic cod4 collateral fraany place will do
well, looks like duccio is still alive>>158295767
>>158295881he stopped posting here because he was afraid of falling too deeply in love with twinkazzo
Hold the phoneSo we beat Atalanta 3-2(even though we were gassed after 60 minutes) but we lose against fucking Bournemouth?These fucking bong fucks are on PEDsMilan isn't the fittest team, but Bourne looked like fucking Fuentes Spain tonightThere you go, the real gap between EPL and SerieAIt's the drugsBecause no way in hell is Bourne anywhere near Atalanta whether Milan played second stringers or notWhat a joke
>>158296119Surely it had nothing to do with being 10 man and 2 penalties
>to think milan and juve fans itt had the audacity to laugh at >us
sleep tight serie mormon
>>158296119bornemuth team is 100m more espensive than bbilans. eplel money has been absurd for 10 years
Antonino Gallo has NEVER scored in Serie A despite 5 seasons with Lecce…
A bbilan player chimped out? Intrasting
>>158296218alright then*clicks link down by law*si si si we wuz bbilan kangz n shieeet
>>158296119teams like Bournemouth are a diamond dozen in the Premier League
If Juve's deciders aren't monkeys they're buying Stiller, Nagida, and Ouazane asap before their value doubles.
>>158296694>If Juve's deciders aren't monkeysGood luck lmaoAlso yeah Nagida was great
>army of man utd fans preying on amorims downfallwhy do they want him to fail at milan so bad?
>>158296694I remember >we tried to buy some 17 year old off Nice after a friendly for like €8m and they wanted €40m
>>158291040Yeah but they were kinda Chievo Verona tier at their best, always incognito midtable. Theyre absolutely not Sampdoria/Torino/Bologna/Genoa tier. Their historical peak is right now.
>>158296768He tried to freeze out Trashford and Mainoo. Thankfully Rashy and Kobbie are back in the team and the good vibes are back at old trafford.
>>158302238I'm not>>158302447
>>158302782No one cares who you are cucknadian
Puffetta is back... the situation is serious...
>>158302238Of course, they have always been a poor club and thank God a foreign entrepreneur decided to invest and make them competitive and redevelop their stadium while shitalian entrepreneurs (without vision, without ability) do not invest a cent.
>Roberto Rocca, an Italian who was born and raised in Milan cheering on the Rossoneri, yet moved to England in 2013 and was elected Mayor of Bournemouth.>I went to San Siro many times to watch the games, so I had a passion for Bbilan Just how deep does the San Luca rabbit hole goes?
Good morning /seriea/Friday plans??
I hope these small clubs don't qualify for Europe next year.
Katie Zacharia to jJ
>>158304622>42sounds like a serie a wunder signing tbf
>Friday game is Torino-MonzaI feel like they played each other 3 times this season already
They'll fire Spalletti in a couple matches, get someone else, get him hyped up here and there before the end of the season, give him a contract extension, spend the entire summer mercato buying new shiny toys as strikers with no fullbacks or creative players, extend a couple of dead wood that has been there for a few years, then new season starts slow, manager slowly loses the dressing room because no one knows who decides at the club, fire him too, and loop back. Very Manure-esque, any competent club would define a plan for who to get and who has the decision-making power, but hey look goys there's a new Zidane shirt nostalgia y2k vintage hommage campaign on the JayJay Official Store, remember when Serie Ass was le best in 2002? Please buy it for 200 Atlantisbux that will fund more polyester merch.
Good morning, Jj doesn't play until next week!
A fan shouted: "Carnevali hurry up or Conte will go to United!".He responded with a smile
>>158304782You say that like it's a bad thing
*hires aquilani*
>>158304782They hated him because he told them the truth.
>>158304782I don’t think they’ll fire Spalletti but I also don’t think he was ever really Carnevali’s guy. Those kinds of relationships don’t usually last too long.>>158304806Case in point, though I’d prefer Spiaze
>>158304806why would Conte prefer dead club with no money Jj than being the manager at Man United.. this shit makes no sense
>>158304903I'd rather not have Gonda either just becuase I hate reheated soups, can't recall a time that ever worked for us
IT'S HAPPENING
>>158305088I agree wholeheartedly desu. The ultimate goal of the club is to win UCL anyways (yes even balls deep in a banter era) and Gonde would effectively be giving up on that as long as he’s under contract.
>>158305114imagine the slips
>>158304903Shows the real problem, constantly brings in new people under different managements which creates a giant mess since no one agrees on shit. Players come for a specific manager and then stay despite him being gone, players are bought left and right but no one knows who decided to buy, it's for a reason that good clubs know who to hire in advance. Even when it comes to the players, what efforts does one make if he doesn't even know who's at the helm now or in a month? If Spalletti gets fired I know it'll go to shit sooner than later anyway, at least keep him until Christmas and assess options that everyone agrees on, throwing shit at the wall until it sticks will just make it dirtier.
>>158305149
>>158305162Yeah it’s a weird case because Comolli (like Grimtoli before him) was a literal criminal and had to go asap but Spalletti had already renewed in April so you can’t have a proper year zero with an entirely new regime. I don’t really think he’s the long-term coach for jjust though (doubt many people do), even with the bad injury crisis he reverted from playing exciting and effective football to a conservative and useless one that doesn’t create many good chances (and the strikers fuck up the few >we get). He’s the highest paid coach in the league (tied with Gasp) but he’s done fuck all to show for it.
>>158264317What is going on with Lazio why are they so good? They are likely going to be in CL next year this is awesome
Which team should I main as a newfag? Wrong answers only
>>158305402All 19 clubs besides La Viola
>>158267359Jews are such whiny fags when they’re not torturing women and children in Gaza
>>158264317I sink serie a needs more indonesian palm oil merchant owners
>>158305402Como is the flavor of the month
>>158305381amplifico mufa
Went to the game last night. Outplayed by a better team which seems to be the story again and again in Evrope. How did a club with so much #EuropeanDNA do against Sborrinmouth?Got a PTSD flashback when I saw who was in goal for Celta Vigo
>>158305402la viola
celtic played celta?all right what are the heathens up to now
>>158305493Apparently they take their supposed Celtic roots quite seriously in Galicia. Larp larp larp sahur. Nice bunch of lads but no Spanish flags and I noticed a zecca flag in the crowd.
>>1582962825 seasons in my fanta lole>>158305548i dont think that one is a true larp desu
>>158305441What?
>>158306199he's summoning the jinx spirits
>Juventus, bad news for Spalletti: muscle injuries for Celik and Nico Gonzalez. They will return after the November break.
>>158306488Oncologists gonna get richer now
>>158306488so what’s the bad news
>>158306677
Vincent Komp-ACK!
>>158304782what do you mean everything is fixed now vlachs gone
>>158306051gallo is a solid 6manwish i got him this year instead of koul greek roman
HUGE OUTRAGE among PSG supporters after the postponement of the match against Lyon, rescheduled for Monday evening AT THE SAME TIME as the Ballon d’Or ceremony!!! Some are calling to BOYCOTT the match, while others are demanding a FORFEIT or sending the reserve team. The NFL game on Sunday at the Stade de France is also causing controversy.
what kind of freak watches the Ballon d’Or ceremony
>Sarr injured aswellFras
I don't get mafiaposting
nikola vlasic
/fa/ idea Fitz-jeans
>>158304782Sassol - Jj 4-2-3-1Jj - Necked 3-4-2-1Jj - Dea 3-4-2-1Cagliari - Jj 4-2-3-1Celta - Jj 3-4-2-1Jj- Nazio 4-2-3-1Jj - Rennes 3-5-2buciano doesn't know what to do with these shitters but then, who knows? carnevals already spoke about continuity, but a this point I don't believe if buciano gets the boot in the ass it would change anythingif injuries continues at this rate they will be forced to call next-gen, maybe something good will come out of it, but as things stands right now this will be a wasted seasonit is not even worth of discussion anymore
Big sales on the Milan store right now you can get the AI slop book Gerry glued together for €1000 instead of €2000
Why has Danejeet been weirdly obsessed with merch stores these days?
>black to invoke fear on our opponents Bit racist
>>158308818Sometimes there are rare kino /fa/ items to scout but 99.999% times it’s just funny slop junk cash crabs
MilanBVLL abate btw
>>158308775I'd rather stick to the original Milan guidebook thanks
>Thanks to his marriage to Emily Toshkollari, Cagliari goalkeeper Elia Caprile has officially obtained Albanian citizenship, through a decree signed by President Bajram Begaj.
Shiptars be like uhhh Be Gay lmao
imagine being a mercenary for Albania kek
>>158309187>italian players are starting to outfennel the og fennel
I mean, I would go full albania as well, maybe not disguised as the joker but still
You want, until you hear how Albozergs pronunce the letter R
>>158309187
albania's a perfectly normal place, the contribution that its people have made to /seriea/ is a valuable testament to that.
i forgot to make my fantaoof
>>158305462>unironically supporting c*ltic in anno domini 2026
Now its official it was neither red card nor a penalty. Milan got refballed by uefa inter mafia. And guess what they have to play against udine away. Two away games in 72h...
amplifico mufa
Also there is a cyberpunk city builder game I would like to play
Calcio /vr/ idea: Esnaiderpunk
>>158309549You don’t abandon your club for any reason.
>>158309928t. crans-montana's le constellation customers
>>158309995
anyone got the ognello pepe
>>158310016
>>158310024>less then a minuteholy shitmost important pepe restored
>>158309928I only support winners but that may just be an american thing. Half of our marriages end in cheating and divorce and its just how it goes over here
>>158310070Meant to post this important Apu actually
>scroll through a 2020 seriea thread scraping pepes>general outlook on the world is much more positive>dukkio posting tits without getting banned>kyrgyzia still alive
>>158310118>from kyrgyz to twinkazzoI want to get off this ride
Baking new
>>158310388Almost done with the new one
Get ready for a Negro edition cause my bake is in the pipeline
>>158310457>>158310457>>158310457>>158310457Here for 2020 grade hopium
