laugh at kwabstralia edition
YFO
if the last test is a draw they should declare RSA the winner because they won by an inning
>>158292302why do so many of our players have faggot earringshim zampa webster FUCK OFF
The loss we had to have
Is Brook legit or a meme?
>>158292421Yer a cric player Harry
jamboy desperately pleading his case for his fellow jamboy after SA won by an innings lmao
>>158292421i like how he looks smaller and less happy in each pic
c-could sri lanka?
>>158292475could they currently have one of the most sovlful kits ever? yes
>Sri Lanka need 138 runs in 72 balls
What's your Work Score, lads?
Forgot the game was on.>SA were 6/110>Win by an innings and 31 runsHoly KWAB @ AustraliaAt least it makes the last test live.
Were Australia close to surviving to stumps or was it over early?
lol >we're losing this
I called this result
In my country, we love cricket and respect los artisanes del forward defensivo
Oh dear, embarrassing for England
Saar Lanka can still choke but I hope they win
>appealing for obstructing the field after running into the batter trying to stop him turning aroundembarrassing for england
England bros don't look
GONE GOTTEM GUZUMPED
why would you take the single
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFFFUCKING CUNTS
>>158292814No. They were short by like 20 overs. Probably wouldn't have been saved by bad light unless they had scored long enough to get in front to waste 2 overs + force the light meter decision (and by that time they probably would have been enough to have the teams agree to a draw)
>>158293008dunno>7 runs in 4 balls
a trick of the hat
GONE GOTTEM GUZMUPED LICKED BY THE TOUNGE >HAT TRICK HAT TRICK>HAT TRICK HAT TRICK>HAT TRICK HAT TRICK>HAT TRICK HAT TRICK
ANOTHER ONE GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING CUNTSGET OFF THE FUCKING PITCHBITCH
>>158293026*is on a hat trick, sorry
>take single, expose a bowlerkek, spirit of steve smith lives on
>6 runs in 2 ballsdumbass shouldn't have taken the first single
fucking cunts
WALLOP
OhnononononoAhahahahahaha
Im out see you next week
based england trying to trick the SL into running two with a worked misfield
>ODI>Cricket Pick one
>score 429 in an ODI>10th largest innings all time>lose>engkwabAnyway, bed looms.
>englelAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DAY WITHOUT HUMILIATION IS A DAY WASTED FOR SUBHUMAN ENGSHITTERS
Didn’t realise 4chan was back on all day. FFS missed laughing at the pozzies loss and got in just in time for the >laugh at England posting.
Lads whats worse losing to sri lanka or losing a series to ireland
>Second ever highest run chase in ODIs. Sri Lanka's highest ODI run chase
ahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Pitches like that aren't cricket tbqhwyl
I woke up at 2:30 amAhhhhhg
>>158293083losing an ODI is worse than losing T20
Reminder: this England white-ball side captained by Harry “big brain” Brook beat India in both ODI and iT20 series just a few months ago.
>the forgotten double century>>158293083T20 is irrelevant.
lets face it cricket in all formats is proper shit at the moment and will continue to be until west indies are strong again
>hit double hundred>still lose el oh el
Prime paki lover Al-Agneau is glazing the paki groundsman for having prepared a "fantastic pitch" kek
>>158293083T20 is like forgotten after a dayOdi losses hurt and are remembered forever its also crazy that it came against one of the weakest Sri Lanka squad in decades
odis lost their aura man, back in the day 280 was considered a high scoring game, now 400+ totals are being breached for fun. Something needs to change, this isn't good for cricket
>englel>population 65 million>heem'd by a dogshit Sri Lanka (2nd highest runchase ever kek)>population 4 million>heem'd by Tonga>population 100kFair to say engshitters are a subjugated race since 1066
>>158293228per capita queens, look away
Jammy Frauderson or Harold of Brookshyte - who is the bigger engshitter KWABOTY?
>>158293130Chin up mate, proper cricket starts soon
>hates england>refuses to move back to india kek KEK
Harry Brook throwing his wicket away cost England the game desu.
*be's looking up the result of India's last ODI series against England*
>score a billion runs>lose
Why do they call him Postman Pat?Because he always fucks up the delivery.
>>158292043 #sozbla x
>>158293085>>158293074kkekkKkkkgood one blas x
>fastest ever 200>still losegrire
don't care and still laughing at pozzieswe lost the non-cricketpozzies lost the proper cricketso we won the ashes of today
>wedidn't realise couchy neek was a fielding position
morning
>>158292984kek this was really embarrassing 2bh. even sky didn't show it in the highlights
awaiting national football league.
>>158293083definitely losing a series to ireland
PM is having talks about changing Australia Day to Boland Day in honour of the fast bowler/elite opener!!
>Yeah, think we'll take a spinner into the last match>OUT: Boland IN: Lyont. selectors
>>158296413>what are we going to do? drop our captain? hahahaahhahahahahhahahahahat. selectors
>>158296307they didnt fly too good
>>158296413Does Marnus have just give really good blowjobs or what?
>>158296558I swear, his first three years were great, and everyone is just assuming he has to regain form or something.
>>158295469qrd on dis ‘mmuck bla¿??!
>>158296558Marnus is a good God-fearing Christian man. So yeah probably
On court sesh tonight was a good'un played pretty well would batter every coward engshitter here>India that is Bharat>Sri Lanka>Seth EfrikaAll the good guys won today. Test cricket is best cricket. Hope there's a proper crowd there for the decider
>win in cape town>sweep new zealand >just one win required in india easy as
>England 0.1%so youre saying theres a chance
if you were born in england and lived your whole life there I'm sorry to say but you're an engshitter mate
>>158297646>Hope there's a proper crowd there for the decider>starts on a TuesdayThey don’t do themselves any favours sometimes
>>158299269It could be any day of the week and the tickets could be free and the only people there will be school children forced to attend against their will
what if we schedule 4 games of cricket for a Thursday night so we have no cricket for friday night?
*doubletakes three times*wait a second.....this isn't the /hoc/ thread!
>>158302217think someone's pulling your cock matethe ol' hocaroo
>>158296324Pauline won't like that.
>>158297746why not just skip all the bullshit and play the south africa/aus final now?
>https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361050296/luxon-tries-his-hand-golf-simulatoroh no.... oh no no no
I dont trust anyone who cant swing a golf club
>>158304275>>158304309He's more of a cricketing guy
bouldering later
boring bowen awake I see
keklove me a little alliteration
looks like bingo wings and kiwi nonce brown noser are in
>>158304329this shit will never not be embarrassing and humiliating to me. Just bizarre.
>bingo wings>kiwi nonce brown nosernone of that is alliteration. really poor effort.
not known for his intelligence
the weakling welshy weekend warrior
stronger than you chubby weakling
>zero cricket on>bumdering man appears
>stronger than youlmao
>>158304700What's your pull-up 1rm?
don't indulge in meme exercises
implying you're good at any others
another friday of seething in his bedsit
it's 50 square metres over multiple rooms
not a bedsit you're actually a bedsit because all you do is go to bed and sit you couchy neek
projecting from the bedsit
>sitting in bedI'm in my bedsit>standing in my loungeI'm in my loungestand
not a bedsit technically a bedsit is a room in an HMO desu
why don't you watch a movie rather than bickering
>>158304815if you're in a room you're a HOMO in a room
yet another day of bowen’s baffling bouldering bowel-busting bumbling bickering blabbering blustering butt-clenching belly-bloating brain-boggling backside-blasting bog-brained buffoonery and ballistic bumdering bullshit bonanza…innit bla¿
*be's in a bedsit*
>>158305062*bedsitting
Sebbo ruining yet another 'mick
Our dogshit team finally won a match.
CFOYFO
>>158305091first gen jeet so incapable of understanding humour (also applies to second and third gen actually). jeets are just humourless
https://youtu.be/EZCiaDiR1zE
>>158305129crisp
>>158305129based
4 hours left of toil
2 here
watching zimbabwe vs afghanistankino
>>158305446are the chadiban winning?
>>158305501not sure. never watched cricket before
>>158305523BASED you're in for a treat, cricket's great
>>158305523PLEASE watch our sport
boutta finna go on an autumn morning drive to see the fall coloursanyone want owt¿??
>>158305523bbbbBASEDHOLlllEeewwweewwelcome fella x
driving musaak xhttps://youtu.be/9EtCUMMEAbg
>>158297746>6/7
Sebbo has to constantly steer when he drives his car to the right.
>>158305724keeKkkk
>>158305689based ewweeweweweweew sayer
>>158305730only big brains get this one.
>>158305730>>158305750
is it because seppo criggy bowlers are always bowling wides?
>>158305740tabla x
ok get this. seqko always bowls to the left of the pitch because when he bowls left the ball always goes right but even when he drives or bowls it goes right because his arm alignment in his car is askew lol but he does a rooview and the snicko is all left of the bat lol.
>>158305721https://youtu.be/SU4o_ygZamQ>>158305786keKkkk queem QUEEM
>>158305794https://youtu.be/CHdpWqxzcgw
playing d2 right now and I'm getting such shit that now I know what it is to be an Australian selector >gorefoot = marnus>bloodrise = maddison>lance of yaggia = webster>rogue's bow = lyon>venom ward = tim paine>the oculus(I haven't found this) = Boland it is all terrible and I think we should just put em in our stash
if that's a video game or some manchild shite: grow up
walking to bouldering
>>158306302its dungeons and dragons, you play in person with like 50 people, its like cricket but people aren't drunk and degenerate
the walking to bouldering part is more of a sport than the bouldering itself
>me doing the bouldering memeyabaa dabbaa doooo
ah yes walking to another asterisked v2 once again you weak welsh neek. riveting blogpost that nobody's ever heard beforemight have been half decent at bouldering if you didn't start at 34 lmao. freak
TOIL IS OVERtime for beers
grouchy couchy absolutely seething
>>158306395you ok mate?
Third test tips?
honest to god question, what do you guys do in the Australian winter? I never look at these threads you guys ok?
I know who is going to win the third test (as I did the 2nd)but decided I'm not telling /cric/ this time
I know what Australians don't do in the Australian winter. look at snow lmao (99.9% of their population will NEVER see it. how grim)
sadness gotcha well I'll pretend otherwise in the threads, this will remain between us I am a gentlemen regardless of the flag the simpletons have memories of a goldfish never forget
the boulderers of /cric/
zachy would batter countystreams in a fightno question in my mind
zachy would heem everyone on /cric/ except maybe bard (who is from fighting irish stock iirc). every UK flag would obv btfo shitjeet and the weak antipodes
and I would take immense pleasure in doing so
Why is Zachy gay? Never understood it.
Yeah that scared off the little boys.
are you ok ausbro
brewing a coffee.
TURKBROhow turkbrohow kot
Afghanistan are still improving desuJust need more games inni
Give Afghan cricketers train drivers wages
>>158308142I'm good. sorsha's film is out. gonna watch that. how you doing
>>158308276tired im very very tiredbut glad u good and cat good
not sure. never watched cricket before
goes without saying really
>>158292386
>>158292390
>>158310073
>>158297746Indian Bangladesh Pakistan and Sri Lanka should just merge into 1 country, I mean who are we kidding?
NZ A taking a huge steaming shit on India AI thought pajeets said they could field 5 teams that would be the best in the world
>>158315135Some pretty big names in the Indian team too while NZ is literal whos
>>158315135>2-0>Direlandmethinks that could've been all bluster
criccy soon. even if its pajama bash
Tasmania are in trouble against Victoria in their one day cup clash. Tim David did nothing
>New Zealand A vs India A, 1st Unofficial Testdon't look at the score sirs
>>158315431starting at 8pm in nz is weirdmust be for the television audience (in australia)
>>158315512I know they're the same, but more like for the indian market. And it's daylight till 9pm here at the moment.
>>158315582>>15831551212:30 pm here
>India opt to bowl
yeah laura mcgoldrick is the milf lads
we are in alf idiots
>>158315626>we are in alf idiotsWhat are you doing inside him?
>>158315681thrusting
Good win by the lads
>>158315814lolwhat a joke
let's see how lil nigga does today
>>158315814reminds me of ireland beating india in a series lol
Gonegot 'imFert? Gone like a fart
>lovely, and some way to get off the mark... ...Not too dissimilar to Kohli v Rauf at the MCG!why are bindians like this.
>>158315875>Not too dissimilar to Kohli v Rauf at the MCGthat was kino though
>>158315880and completely irrelevant to the game at hand
MITCH? More like our BITCH!
>>158315926it was the 4th anniversary yesterdayreminding Pakis is fun
When's the anniversary of 3-0 at home?
>they're playing John Cena's musiclol
>female umpirewtf is this inclusivity shit?
>>158315963Psychological warfare
Based WALLOP
wtf is Bhuvi doing
>bros name is literally "arse deep"
KWABfinna allen
Cooorrr the Alps are looking pretty fine.
jacobs has a similar build to sbw
bouldering later?
sports ideabouldering but it's giant tits and you are grabbing on nipples
dropped the game
>>158316105we like men here champ
KEK
Dropped the Sodhi-Ravindra Cup
glen phullups
about time they start hitting sixes
Yeah I’m thinking Sammy “Special K” Konstas is back lads, get him on a plane to Cape Town
Wtf that dude launched himself
Good morning dear boros
boulking to walkdering
Bhuvi bleeding runs
Beaut of a shot
drinking a ramune
>>158316264Sounds like me after a vindaloo ha ha
what happened to bard? miss that lad
>>158316285hibernating for the cold winter months
>>158316285Signed to a lucrative player -captain-coach role, no time to post here anymore
If the bloke zachy met out at the pub on friday night were an Indian cricketer he'd be called arsedeep
>>158316285dealt with
I don't think NZ will reach 180+
>>158316325kek you're terrified of him
>>158316342she should go cover the matches here >>158315814iykwim hehe
>>158316342
>>158316326OH NO NO NO
>>158316338joking neek
Konstas going well for Wales
>>158316370exactly 180-5I'm correct
>>158316387You've done him>>158316370You've been outsmarted
well it depends What "180+" MeansInclusive Base: The plus sign (+) typically means "180 and greater" or "180 or more."Next Whole Number: For discrete (whole) numbers, the first integer greater than 180 is 181.Decimals/Fractions: In continuous measurements (like speed, weight, or test scores), it can include decimal values starting right at 180 (e.g., 180.1, 180.5) up through 181 and beyond.
>>158316383dont shorten it to that
>>158316407
why do women always get the ick
one of my mates was telling me she got the ick with her ex because he did the peekaboo thing to her one day
>>158316424eww
>Maiden overfurak
just posted 'mitt hinry' in mlb thinking it was cric because the OP thumbnail looked like a batsman
very brainful first over from the jeets
this faggot just wants to heem every ball
>>158316342She'd have a huge box i reckon you can sorta see the real estate down there under the leg
>6 7
gonefuck off
lmao/our umpire/
>SAVE ME UMPIRE
*ring ring*
>jeet rigginga tale as old as timewonder how many mankads they'll do this series too
>>158316493>>158316499>>158316500seethewe threw a no ball toosure it wasn't when we got a wicket
>>158316499STOP CALLING MY MUM ABOUT HER MICROSOFT ACCOUNT AHHHHHHHHHHHH
not cricket
>ump cutting chunks out of the ball with scissors while player holds ityeah reckon steve smith and the lads are owed an apology
isnt samson a Jewish name
>>158316512Ohhhhh nooooooo
>>158316522we have a lot dalits who become christians
REDEEM THE BLOODY NO BALL MOTHER BITCH
Wild how after sandpapergate every single team in the world suddenly forgot how to reverse swing
>>158316527cheers justin
>>158316505>we threw a no ball toobut enough about bumrash's spell in every game lol
>>158316524>implying anyone outside of India knows or cares about castesyoure all the same to the rest of the world champion
>>158316522not really, it's just the less common, Isaac, Zachary or Noah
>but enough about bumrash's spell in every game lol
Shantener? Shat the cup
BLODDY BASTARD BENCHOD REDEEM THE WICKET
ohnonoanother no ball
GG BCCI reclaiming back some izzat for their New Zealand based fans
News is Ishan Kisan got a groin injury while he was with some New Zealand chick
you call them jeetsI call them cheats
>>158316570the injury was said to be very minor
noticed zachy cohen making a lot of pro-jewish posts latelyprobably been compromised for 200 extra parsiqs. sad
check the foot
I reckon the sun is over the yardarm
check this cunts passport lmao
Lil Nigga is here
>>158316582well his penis is very small
>>158316617they call you explainsthejoke bro
Which one of you is this?https://www.instagram.com/reel/Deq_gWRPDJI/
what time is his bedtime? First ever retired (sleep)
didn't know you were allowed to post about not cricket in the cricket general
thought this kid was supposed to be good
>kidfoy
lil nigga is gone
EXPOSEDXPOSED
GO TO BED YOU LITTLE SHIT.
FUCK OFF BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL
petite indian gets dominated by BSKC
>dropped and then out a few balls laterwow so this is le peak IPL talent man
if I were a 15 year old I would be scared to be out in the middle around kiwis as well
Carnegie hall version of The Rolling Stones slaps
>don't play him against Ireland>play him against England in England>don't play him against WI>play him against New Zealand in NZhmm
fuck off
more like abhiKEK
Where have all the indian flags gone? Microsoft Teams meeting?
I want India to win The good guys for a rare change
NSW almost made 400 in a 50 over game just nowtruly the only welshmen with some sort of athletic prowess
eugh fucking hell It's a t20I thought I was casually following a t50Can't believe how many posts there are about it ITT, kill yourselves
whats the population of new zealand, surely that to beat a nation with 1.6 billion """people""" which only play that particular sport in both FC and Pee20, they must really have a humongous population right?
certain man will be posting on cric during t20s but never during tests then claim he only watches the latter
>population changes things
posted a fair bit during the tests and about the tests actually
>>153060996
>>158316742you've got raped 3-0 by the same NZL at home btwmaybe its time to take the humiliation and do the needful saars!
Isn't this sport just baseball for pussies? Like how bandy is for ice hockey.
>need drinks break in a 20 over game
>>158316757we know you're a kiwi dumbfuck
>>158316757baseball is cricket for pussies
seriously doubt Hayden's daughter would get a job in cricket if it weren't for her famous dad
>York on Saturday Grim
GoneBowledOver
CHECK FOR NEEDBALL SAARRRR
Whose brilliant idea is it to play 5 T20 matches in every series?Fucking shit
lmao
I thought New Zealand only did 2 match series
weekday, weekend doesn't matternothing to do in dork full stop
>>158316721flown the coop >>158296466
Will Bards boyfriend Ngidi play the 3rd test with norkia out?
cheeky $20 on Bindia @$12.
how can jeets be so bad at their only sportthey're also the biggest country and have all the financial control to rig the sport (which they do)it should honestly be studied how you can be so poor
>>158316811>nothing to do go to red goat pint of boltmaker in the phoenix innpost on /cric/The list goes on
how can the english be so shit at every sports they invent?
>>158316830they're busy being CEOs of tech companies saar!
>be's losing>get's upset's at england for some reason
Sammy K is HIM
if we don't lose any more wickets we can still win
I think a South African team with both harmer and ngidi in is unstoppable
few more of these no balls please
zachy's bf and bard's bf in the same team would be a bit too much
>>158316742obviously it does a bit exaggerated but obviously it doesso you're both kinda wrong
BCCI BLOODY BWOOOP BWOOOP BWOOOP NO BALL BASTARDS
why hasnt Easter Island produced a world test championship winning team?
>>158316884I FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH SAAR
based viet jeet hater
>>158316892post kot turkbro
everyone goes on about how all jeets are cricket mad but you try to talk to your uber slave about the latest series and they dont know shit about any other teama lot of them dont even know the whole indian team, they just start making chimp sounds if you mention kohli or bumrah
Had a stressful week last week, but I think I am sort of back
>>158316908If I couldn't win any sport at that size I'd also feel ashamed of my national team. Do jeets only latch onto other countries like Argentina instead?
>>158316908they lose izzat if they know players that aren't the greatest. true story.
>>158316921like you are in Sweden, Somali?
SHANTner almost got 5
>>158316921yeah they do with pakis, bangladesh other east asians etc
>>158316927>brown hands can't help but think of other brownsEvery time
>>158316932>every post is thinking about brownsare you telling on yourself?
I think bindia's only sporting achievement ever is that wc they fluked in the 80s desudon't think you can count the other titles as they'd become the rigging capital of cricket by then. not done anything in any other sport
>Englel>talking about sporting achievementslmao
>>158316940I just don't get how that is possible? Even African shitholes produce star players for major sport. I really think there might be something to their bodies being brittle.
>>158316940trvthvke>>158316942this post makes no sense jam boy
Why is more to do a good thing necessarily? Sounds a bit thick desu Boredom a luxury
you can be bored when you're deadbeing in dork is basically being a corpse
Had three Guinness so feel happier than I did before I had the three Guinness Hardly a scientific revelation I know
New Zealand bottling it again lads
>>158317011What's the options in your opinion?Manchester, Bristol, or London?I grew up in basically a hamlet don't forget
bloody female ump not giving wides
is this the worst choke in the history of sport? (if you take a bit of a leap and decide to classify t20 as a sport)
Is Leeds an option? It's twenty minutes by train down the road Absolute dump
>>158317037>to classify t20 as a sport>when winning: gloat>when you may lose: cope that it's not a sport
>Hardly a scientific revelationyeah we knowif you bothered with the science you'd know it's making you fat and miserable
>>158317037I placed several bets on india @$12 so fuck me I hope so
>>158317037This isn't even the worst black caps choke mate. It's just the most recent
>poopeeland in charge of not bottling a simple game in the last 2 overskek we mindbroke them so badly
>>158317053>wei don't even know who you are
>>158317037>have them 6/100 or whatever>lose by an innings I’d say that’s worse
>>158317055call me Sir Ben
I don't like what happened to Jesus but I sure do like Saturday morning
crisp last ball loss incoming
Ohnonotoo wwide
>>158317043>fatdid 25 be pull-ups, 6th set after 5 sets of weighted yesterday after toil>miserable why the three cans of Guinness make me happier then
kekKEKK E K
Where did all the Anglosphere shitters go?
25 bw*
>cricindia trying to call this a thrillerlmaoif you've seen 5 t20s you've seen them all. dire format
>$25 into $300based me
>>158309689BBBBBBASEDDDDD>>158317086keKkkkGOTTEMONE
In hindsight should New Zealand have avoided conceding 35 runs in 2 overs to bowlers?
>Australia lose by an innings after having them on the ropes>England can’t defend 430>nz choke job tonightAngloshitter bros… this sport isn’t for us
>>158317095giz a tenner champ
>>158317107in hindsight nz should have avoided ever having any professional sporting teams.we don't deserve to be involved.disgraceful nation.
why do Indians love boundaries so much?iQ thing?
betting is for degenerates btw
>>158317107if they wanted to win the match, yes
>India won by 4 wickets>India won by 4 wicketssee you guys on 27thbye
>>158317128bbbbBBBASED NOTICERLAD
>>158317107>implying it's not all rigged for rigdia after their stock prices went down following the disasterous direland and grimdies series
>>158317131hi, new guy here. hi :)) you must be a fan of Aaron COPELAND innit
we are currently beating england in the rugby with a score of 78-0
>>158317144keeeKkkkkwhat a GLORIOUS morning to wake up to
>women's rugby leaguethought you were referring to a real sport for a moment
>we>talking about a girls teammAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coney Sreet York is an absolute dumpLiterally derby
peewees blundered badly in those last 2 oversbut not nearly as big a blunder as getting a blank cheque from your mummy and blowing it on a bedsit in dork. they're calling that the blunder of the century
the gatting ball of blunders, if you like
yorks probably a pretty good place to buy desulots of media coverage and tourists are obsessed with coming here (even English ones) because it's le real England, and not a total shithole yet
the bubble has burst with property anyway, but I doubt I will be making a loss on this. It's really good as flats go
ynr certain man's infamous anti-northerners vocaroo
Sucking a landlord
Wales destroying Western Australia
iffy gimmick that
we need the zachy v shitjeet tennis match to answer if welsh or jeets have the most unathletic genetics (I think zachy would probably bagel him tbf)
Love going to Wales for the weekend desu All you need is a small house by a lake in Wales, and maybe 800 a month spending allowance. Not much to ask for really This is what they took from you. Dragged you away from
>west australia>north australiamad how nobody knows what goes on here. extra mental given how much land there is in that country
mad how nobody asked
>>158317330it should be like egg and bacon (6-1 6-0) because he's a middle aged double specialist. Having said that I played shit last week. I might have an off day and forget how to play tennis totally. So might end up being like 6-3 6-3
*6-1 6-3
>>158317343Australia isn't really country. Very soulless overall. Have zero interest in goingIt's basically the opposite of Wales, a country with so much soul and history packed into a tiny area
I suppose it has some cool animals
can't let their cats leave the home lmao
just remembered micksperg posting the wiki list of pozzie inventions and it was all shite like 'cracking socky holdywoldy for your beeros' lmao
>>158317357THiss
finna boutta grease up and then pack and parcel me tractor for the season anyone want owt¿??https://youtu.be/CfyarJjRG9k
>>158315814UGANDA BE KIDDIN MEbbBBBASED
yeah we all want you to not come back to /cric/ ever again
sent ;))
cricareedoo
https://youtu.be/erLx70LyPZ8?is=lMK3fcFRw7Nue4fFYep
The 1rm pull-up max of songs
The shivnarine chanderpaul of songs
just had a blueberry cookie for the shivnarine scranderpaul
neek
why so?
it's really good to be able to do about 30 pull-upsYou can just kind of tense nonchalantly and feel strength flow through your bones Makes you way harder to kill and generally more useful
Sam Konstas scored 371 runs at 185.50 in his 3 innings at the WACA this week.
life is a lot better this wayi recommend it
Hopefully Harmer and Ngidi play in cape town
I like how my boyfriend Harmer is ahead of maharaj in the pecking order now Excellent bowler
>Wales:|>Wales (New, South):O
Is ngidi even in the squad?I hope so?
just booked a skiing trip with old friends in Jan2027 i need to be less of a hermit crab
I can't think what I would rather do less than go skiing, or play golf Hell for me I suppose would be an eternal trip that involves playing golf on a ski slope
https://youtu.be/bAXkZkGzxWk?is=vtk6RWy_huHh8OoX
It was a long day for Jesus And a quiet night in California
are there any VR cricket video games?
can someone tell certain man pretending to hate golf because you're not good at it isn't a personality trait
certain man mid sentence should be a criminal offense also, I have no interest in being good at golf. Playing golf is a dance with the devil
https://youtu.be/8YEi00mJoQc?is=8id0wdr3nDDOl5tpYep
not going to delude myself into thinking gen z are capable of creating anything approaching halfway decent music actually me, thanks
>>158318792Its an undeniable factNew South Wales > WalesNew Zealand >>> Zealand New York >>>>> YorkNew England > England
It goes on Humans are a resilient species
They are annoyingly resilient desu, I don't think we will ever truly die again
> Wales' 'oldest man', 107, says fish and chips key to long lifeweak welsh genet-ACK
couchy neek spent all night talking to himself again
you blokes going to keep whinging about made up personalities or will you finally talk about cricket?
The thing isI don't want to dieBut I have seen what death does to people I would rather not die
Like I get it If you are dead you don't have to work
I think it's quite cruel to drag someone out the bliss of 16 billion years of nothingness and send them to tiol
Drag them to hell
hey zachy ever thought of maybe buying a journal and writing all your gay little thoughts in that rather than in a thread about cricket?
>>158328253so true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lleision_ap_ThomasA film should be written about his life
Might input my brother's sheer intelligence and write a novel about his life
Imagine being a peewee sheep rapist lmao
a rapist of peewee sheep? or a regular sheep rapist who happens to be a peewee?
business idea: the third test be's starting now and not on tuesday
>Nicolas James Maddinson (born 21 December 1991) is an Australian cricketer. He is a left-handed opening batsman who has represented Australia in both Test matches and Twenty20 Internationals
>>158336039selectors picked him to take the public's eyes off marnus
>>158332915that's the thing they are not the Welsh have a healthy and benevolent, mutually beneficial relationship with dafadWouldn't trust a kiwi as far as I could throw them
not even the best sheep shaggers
not known for their sheep shagging skills
Our batting lineup in a few years:1.Konstas 2. Head 3. McSweeney 4. Renshaw 5. Green 6. Carey
>>158322673cringe I could maybe forgive New York>York, New York isn't named after York anyway But New South Wales>Wales is just unforgivable Why are you brown nosing Australians you dumb kiwi?
>>158337310*Smells blood*
>>158337335Name one thing Wales is better for? NSW has better beaches, economy, culture, sports, the waratahs could probably beat Wales. Wales maybe has better mountains and no Australians but thats it
>Liam Plunkett: I found out England had dropped me on Twitter
>>158337484>Better beaches You don't even have that, never mind being a bit of a cultural void New South Wales was inspired by Llangennith
The name anyway, nothing else
>>158337829thats a 4/10 beach
Let's not start brother wars, s'il vous plait. As a born and bred New South Welshman I have nothing against old Wales. In fact I quite like it.In fact, I once did a (tap) waltz routine to What's New Pussycat by Sir Tom Jones. Coincidentally I got my private lessons in a barn a few minutes away from a town by the name of Swansea.I also have a dragon figurine on my English poetry shelf.
Oh and I used to work near Cardiff which is the other location in Wales I know of
>>158337829grim
might watch the english and wales cricket team later
How is Wesley So a yank I get the statue of liberty being open to anyone But come on, he isn't American
About as American as Alireza Firouzja is French
Did you know a second sleep is actually written in our genome It's perfectly natural to wake up in the middle of the night then go back to sleep
>>158338176They did a thing on this on ABC radio during the 2018 world cup when we were playing against Peru or some shit at midnight on a weeknight
Maybe it is time to take the white pill, and think of life as a game of tennis When you think negatively, you hit the ball out
>>158337898This is potentially the gayest post ever made on /cric/
>>158338215kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qok2y2y8o8Yme third btw
how I played Thursday night Shocker Need to stop being a couchy neek and actually start actually moving my arm
is 11 for 2 a good start?
odi isnt cricket mate
My favourite boulder you ask?For me, Dressed for Success", a Font 7B+ bouldering problem at Dumbarton Rock in Scotland, first ascended by Jamie MacLeod in 2000. The name was inspired by a Pavement song lyric ("I was dressed for success, but success it never comes"), reflecting his transition to open-handed three-finger drag training during a period of finger pulley injuries.
>drag training
>favourite boulderthe one you get your head caved in with you noodle arm queer
>a bouldering problemso fucking reddit lmaoyou're not doing theoretical physics, you're seeing a bunch of rocks and dragging yourself up like a monkey. also you never climb outdoors so stop being a neeky larper
FFS >we really are shit at ODIs
>ACKrry Brook
Swear Root hasn't done anything useful the entire year
>>158338713more proof tennis is cricket's sister sportbet fast bowlers could do 180mph serves due to the biomechanics being the same
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