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Aus vs SA
NZ vs Ind
Eng vs Sri
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when is isa commentating
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YFO
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>>158291131
kek
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your school ever take you to the cricket when you were a young buck?
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>no link to the previous thread in OP
>>158277641
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>>158291142
no and I'm mad jelly of there being such little attendance they're bringing in buses full of school children to pump stats

would've been sick
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>>158291142
No
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>>158291142
Yep, we even played on the ground during the break in play
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>>158291124
>googoogaagaa
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>>158291142
My school probably sent the cricket team to watch some matches, but not the rest of us.
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the new ball will make no difference
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>>158291161
Why weren't you on the cricket team mate?
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>Howie exposing his own height mogging
embarrassing
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Boland is actually the greatest cricketer of all time
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>>158291176
why do they do this?
just let the tall cunt be tall, don't hide that from the viewer
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I was a chinaman bowler when I played, bet I'm the only one of you cunts who was
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I am so incredibly attracted to Natalie Germanos
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>>158291183
We don't use that word anymore
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We've won
now time for RSA to win
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>>158291176
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>>158291142
only excursions I remember were to the opera house and to see some sewer in Watanobbi (I lived there -- on Britannia Drive -- until I was 6 so it wasn't as exciting as it sounds)
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>>158291190
Right, I bowled gookspin, my bad
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>>158291183
>I was a chinaman
what are you now?
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>>158291196
>one of the fastest bowlers in the world...
is her behind her, or?
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>>158291142
no but went to a holocaust exhibit
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>>158291170
Usman Khawaja took my spot.
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>>158291207
Decided to become pakistani
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kek imagine paying for Fox Sports or Kayo
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>>158291212
My school got banned from the Sydney one
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>>158291212
Me too
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>>158291142
nah I got kicked off the criggy team though cause it was so boring to play (field)
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>>158291222
Yeah I can imagine sitting next to the school for the disabled would be annoying
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Will there be extra overs allowed?
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>>158291212
I did do this however. I remember the security guard side-eying us because half the class were arab.
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get a weird feeling in my chest when i sit down to wank. like anxiety or something
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Head didn't take his helmet off when he got his cenny
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>>158291231
Match ends at 17:45 no matter what happens.
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>>158291136
>>158291196
>>158291062
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>New meta just dropped:
Liking Indians.
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>six seven
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>>158291237
That comes when the draw is secured
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>>158291228
Lol lmao fuck me lol
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>>158291249
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>>158291236
The only difference between anxiety and excitement is your mindset
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>>158291248
kek yeah that'd be a good laugh
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>>158291236
try wanking standing up
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>>158291244
Although technically if Australia manage to make it to 4:30pm and are in front by a fair amount (say 100) they might agree to a draw.
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Scotty Boland is a brick wall right now.
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i still dont know what 67 is all about, and i dont wanna know
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>>158291182
based cameralet
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>>158291266
So close
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>dead arse UNCs itt lmoa
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>>158291237
Good
Fucking hate dramatic cenny celebrations
A good nod of the head with a wave of the bat is plenty
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Don't call me old thanks champ
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>>158291221
I liked the part where the screen went entirely black
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What do the female interviewers in the NBA do?
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>>158291281
the ads are working fucking great though
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six seven six seeeeveeeen
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sebshit and jamboy suddenly come out of hiding on the rare instance of shitdia not losing a t20
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>>158291283
interviews
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>>158291283
Fuck the players
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>>158291270
retard
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>>158291263
Also it's only 17:45 because that's the scheduled end for the last hour. They got get through 15 overs after 16:45 even if they go over 17:45 (if there's no light issue/rain to stop the match).
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>>158291292
based dutch angle enthusiast
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Really like this Englishman got some real fire in his belly.
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>>158291286
Only kids and browns watch 20 over cricket.
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>>158291290
>>158291289
Do they stand on boxes though?
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>>158291304
meant for
>>158291300
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>>158291304
they lay on wedges ;)
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But I... can't... help... fall-ing in love... with... you
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how does head do it
unbelievable
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uhmmm drawsisters????
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They should check that for a wicketkeeper no ball.
>head chops on
many such cases
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HEAD GONESKI
OHHH NOOOOOOOOO GET SMITH OUT THERE
WE NEED HIS 10 RUNS
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Uhhhhhhhhh
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Good game saffas, well earned win. Im going to bed now
>>158291304
Probably helps the player get his penis inside their vagina so im gonna say yes
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started and ended his career at 7
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Save us boland
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Based smith about to give a masterclass in protecting his average.
We're gonna see singles off the first ball of an over, rushing for 2's off the final ball for no reason.
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what balltampering produces a ball that looks like this?
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>>158291324
smith seven smith seeeeeeveeeenn
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Bring in the night watchperson
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>>158291328
Poor marcus
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>>158291333
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Sri Lanka getting thrashed a bit here
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Do you think Steve Smith is happy?
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>>158291332
Why the fuck was he jumping.
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Australia win the story if they avoid an innings defeat
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based mulder with the murder
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>its a funny old game just when you get ahead of yourself
>thunderous laugher in the commbox
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SCOTT BRAINLAND
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>>158291347
i like the saffas, they have a good time in the box
one of them has a great laugh
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Just wanna shoutout webm lad, you are appreciated
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Will Smith?
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>>158291355
hope he sees this bro
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>englel 12 - 30 Tonga
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>>158291355
ta mate
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>>158291360
gotta any female ass to post?
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need to get a black bowling at smith so he starts hitting him for six
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Number of Jamboy posts about the India match:
0
Number of Jamboy seethe posts about other nations today:
countless
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>>158291355
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SMITH BAT IS DEAD REPEAT BRING HIM ANOTHER BAT
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>>158291367
Any lip readers in the chat?
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>>158291367
>cock in me
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Same old Aussies always cheating
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>>158291355
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STEVEN SMITH'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
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>>158291371
think she said
>bowl me
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if smith was a tennis player and hit a ball out he'd get all 10 of his racquets restrung
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i'm putting my pads on
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>>158291365
vintage fecaloid behaviour.
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>>158291386
Anon, that's somebody's daughter
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>>158291385
me too mate
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>>158291386
at least we're not drinking beer from steins
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>>158291392
LMAO GOTTEM

based SA have all the 90s hits
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i need a autistic neet virgin gf
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>>158291392
crazy how women basically wear nappies lol
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any danger of Smith actually fucking middling something?
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>>158291351
/cric/ told me SA have a good bowling attack
how did they let him play 100 balls lmao
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>>>/wsg/6256721
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>>158291405
that depends
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>>158291410
kino
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kek browns are absolutely malding against hated Travis Head
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micktroon why dont you fuck off you nonce freak?
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Harry Brooke finna score 200
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>new ball
>has to be fondled by an old man for a while before being deployed
what do they mean by this
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im following over 200 threads on smg
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>>158291410
ZOMBEH ZOMBEH
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franchise idea: replace test cricket with 2 innings t20 cricket
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Holy shit brook is on 177 off 106
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Finna couple hour nap on the couch, just way to comfy, talk soon lads
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>>158291432
make a matchie this is AusGOD territory
(HOES MAD)
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Will anyone help uncle Jack off a horse?
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hisland mogging smith right now
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>resident geriatric ess*x chutney boy's bf shartmer choking an easy win by getting blocked out on day 5 by honourary Hindu /strongmind/ HISland
Karma for stealing champion Keshav's spot
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you can tell someone's new to /cric/ if they want a matchie
fucking zoomers
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>>158291451
matchies are tradition you well poisoner
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>mspaint out again
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shot scot
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wtf was that backend graphic on fox
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Will Jacks let Harry score a 200? Or will jacks farm all the strike for himself
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/cric/ is not your social circle. /sp/ is the gayest board on this website.
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>matchies are tradition
you have to go back (to auckland)
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>>158291465
It literally is though
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>>158291466
i am for christmas
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>/cric/ is not your social circle
it unironically is
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saffabros.... i thought steve smuth was shit....
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>>158291466
I'm here representing my country for the RLWC bru maybe you can go back to London or something huh
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>>158291462
What does sexual assault from a beautiful woman feel like?
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we made 400 and Brook is about to get the ol 'ouble but you boomers are more interested in a tailender '''''batting'''''' on 14(186) in the dead format
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>nightwatcher
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Haven't watched a single second of this test.
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>dropping catches on 183*
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>>158291383
were*
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>>158291482
>we
you sound like a hard worker buddy what position do you play buddy
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>>158291481
did they set this up after those nazis went to the last test
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>>158291481
>>158291483
New age woke nonsense
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Aus 'let's cowardly bat out the draw with a boring blockathon' stralia
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fuck i want to watch the rest of this kino but also to play videogames
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>play videogames
grow the fuck up
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He did it!
Harry Brook and the Double Century
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Smudge you dumb bitch
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>>158291482
England v Sri Lanka in a one dayer in Pakistan is more dead than Australia v South Africa in a test in South Africa
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BROOK BROKE EM WITH A DOUBLE CENNO
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ohnono
Australia bros...
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>>158291475
nvm he is shit kek
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Why the FUCK are you playing ANY shot at that. Fuck me dead.
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Is a test nation conceding 430 runs in an ODI a good thing?
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just letting you all know I'm ranked #1 in the bronze league for french learners on duolingo this week
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>India scored 230 in 19.4 overs, Australia 219 in 80 overs
imagine what we would do in 80
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Fuck it's over
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T W O
H U N D R E D
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>le 200 and out man
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>>158291513
>tfw no choccy
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>>158291498
y not both
maddison, smith and marnus need to be dropped
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>brook out off the last ball instead of a not out 202
dumb
>England are gonna score 100 more in a 50 over game than Australia do in an entire test
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GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YA NECK IN A COLLAR CUNT
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>getting out on the last ball of the innings
Is this high IQ
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lmfao steve smith what kind of retarded shot was thatz this is the kind of shots people expect from labubus not you
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SLIPS
K I N O
I
N
O
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>>158291504
I'm a manchild and I will NEVER grow up
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Getting out on the last ball of the innings after just scoring a double century is a devastating narrative loss I'm afraid
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>>158291530
corrr
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>makes 202
>doesn't get the not out
lmao I'd be seething
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Lankan rakshash are such shitters
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kek pozzies are gonna lose and this is extra hilarious because they genuinely thought the draw was a done deal
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BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WATCHA GONNA DO
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>>158291531
Why did he even go for that
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Boland masterclass this
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kek retards on cric used to compare this hyrox shitting sandpaper using convict to sachin, sachin was still the best batter in the world even at 40
>>158291533
>hyrox shitting convit shit shaming
howling
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boland so brainful
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SHOT
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gf
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>>158291553
does your head bobble while howling?
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Boland cured my racism against abos
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>based inclusive allhours watchperson
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We've found a our new no. 3
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boland is what green (my hs bully) wishes he was
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>>158291560
>tattoo
0/10
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>boland will probably be dropped for the next test despite being by far the best australian player in this game
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>>158291569
absolute disgrace if he is desu
I'd rather Cummins sit out for Boland at this point
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>>158291571
old news mate, we were all posting about it yesterday
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>>158291560
lmao she has a queen of spades tatto
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>>158291575
ain't nobody was posting shit yesterday
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>>158291576
that's mickey mouse, Ahmed
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>>158291576
Simmer down cuck
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>>158291574
cummins is unironically the bowler to drop too
shame he politic'd his way into mutinying langer out of the camp and securing captaincy forever
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>Brook became the first England batsman to score a double ton in ODIs, and it was also the quickest double ton in ODIs by a batsman
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Blackfella Boland teaching the white dogs how it's done
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ausfalians got so embarrassed by their first innings they hacked php and took half of the internet down lmao
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they should give boland the single so they can attack the tailender
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What other websites went down due to the php issue?
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>>158291598
none that matter
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sangakkara is secretly seething
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rain status?
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I would suggest playing Cummins or Starc at 7 but our top 6 is too shit to risk it
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>>158291604
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lifelong cricket watcher here, if you enforce the follow on do SA still get to bat if we get the runs needed?
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>>158291607
this has never happened before so there's no way to know
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is the shitty feed because of php?
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>>158291607
Yes. Both teams always get 2 innings if needed.
Follow-on just means you swap who bats 3rd & 4th.
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>>158291613
ahhh got it ta :)
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how do you say Gqeberha?
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Head
Labuschagne
Inglis
Smith (c)
Renshaw
Green
Carey
Boland
Starc
Lyon
Hazlewood
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>>158291621
Figure it out yourself maggot
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>>158291621
Tongue click-qweh-burr-ha (ha like hacking up phlegm)
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>>158291621
click berka
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Megan Schutt caught doping
suspended
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>>158291612
what they wouldn't want you to know is that overseas feeds, e.g. skysports+ are not having the same problems.

It's pretty windy there and older/lower quality satellites rely on being kept perfectly still to maintain a solid connection. So I think they've got a dodgy old truck with a dish that's getting rocked around in the wind a bit and not doing shit about it.

we should all keep paying for kayo so they can afford better equipment and commentators
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>>158291621
GHE-BER-RAH
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>>158291621
click ber click
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>>158291621
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>>158291621
port eh-lih-zah-beth
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>>158291643
based
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>>158291623
No need for inglis or green but correct the coward needs to go im afraid
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>>158291633
small $3.4 billion small business please understand and thank you for your patience and continued patronage we continue to strive to do better as we tackle the enormous issues and grower from being a small business to further deliver our to our customers and deliver the sport that you deserve
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>>158291639
Kek
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Nathan lyon can stay fucked off kek and he can sook about it
Its time to bring in Xavier Bartlett
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>>158291643
Sent from Ayers Rock
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>shartlett
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imagine needing to save a test match and seeing alex carey at the crease
KEK feel sorry for Aus
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when's the Orania test lads?
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>>158291657
Maddinson simply cannot play for Australia again
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who's losing?
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Marnus
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Why was boland ever dropped?
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Elevate Boland to captain
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Lyon
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>>158291692
racism
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If Australia weren't so racist in the 90s they could have played an all indigenous XI and been even better than the West Indies - instead of always being seen as the 2nd best cricket team ever
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never was
never will be
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>>158291699
nice bait mate, sorry I don't speak urdu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6hokoJ2Pg&list=RDQt6hokoJ2Pg
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open with hisland in cape town
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>comments on a post he supposedly doesn't understand
not known for their IQ are they
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>>158291711
nah drop him again lol
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just here lurking for Boland's half century
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>>158291699
Only boong outside of hisland I can even name is ussie the mussie and I’m not even 100 that he was/is boong
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>>158291722
Jason Gillespie and Brendan Doggett are blackfellas
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carey is an actual fucking grug
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RIP to my nigga Andrew Symonds
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>>158291731
Nah Roy was just really tan from the sun
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will steve smith be let out of his padded room for tendies at tea or is he still raging
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>>158291728
did you know that jason gilepsi once scored 200 and soemthing?
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>>158291728
and I'm a bicycle mate
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dan christiansen was from danish black ancestry you bigot
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bnob is a tranny
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Roy was a hafu from a snowbunny mom and bbc dad.
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>>158291734
I'm worried about what he is gonna do when he retires
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>>158291462
Nice
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>>158291736
how are aboriginals so elite at batting?
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>>158291740
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>>158291743
be a weird cunt in new york like he already does
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>Rado
What the fuck is Rado?
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>>158291734
He's still shadowbatting vicariously so won't be able to eat anything
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Off to sniff some petrol
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fun fact: there's only one race, the human race
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>>158291755
there's only one master race though
the INDO-european master race
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>>158291744
She a baddie
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I don't like when people who aren't me have sex
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garn bed
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>I do know their names
>>>/wsg/6256752
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>>158291775
gn x
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>>158291778
lets go poo is so cute bros
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what happened to that nazi couple?
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>>158291778
howie probably pushed her against a wall and told her off and she probably cried herself to sleep that night poor thing :(
I mean look he's making cricket legend push his car around
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>>158291775
GIWTWM with the reverse cap
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Fair play to her lol
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>>158291786
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>>158291786
Bludgeoned to death by Zulu strongminds
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>>158291795
Aren't those M.Bison hats?
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>lesegoe pooe
gets me every time
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>>158291800
yes...
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>>158291786
See
>>158291481
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>>158291804
oh deer
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>>158291809
grim
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>5 seconds without criggy
>thread turns to shit
impressive
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>>158291804
Just a bit of light banter innit
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>>158291813
Whats grim about it fuckface?
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>>158291744
Once the kid is 16+ it shouldn't be illegal desu
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>>158291131
Based and correct.
>>
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>>158291827
that white women have to resort to whoredom despite being the most "privileged" group of women on Earth
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>>158291833
that's ok
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>>158291793
>let's go poo
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>>158291835
If you want to crossdress, do you just have to put on the dot, or do you wear a sari too?
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>>158291841
>just have to put on the dot, or do you wear a sari too?
both
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criggy is back on lads we can be nice to each other again
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I don't think I've seen Australia trying to bat out a draw for years
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I don't think SL will win this one desu
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>>158291848
>those kicks
kek
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>>158291833
frfr
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>draw
we just need 20 runs ahead and then boland simply bowls them all out and we win
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>>158291848
If you asked me who is the woman in this video I'd picked the bitch in the stripes slapping like a girl.
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>>158291866
erm, we don't hit to hurt because that can get us in trouble
we only beat to humiliate
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Boland has faced more balls in this innings than Maddinson has faced in his career
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>>158291870
*nods*
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>>158291879
nice gaz keep the drinks cool
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>>158291893
y-y-yes b-boss hey you wanna see a picture of my hot wife again
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GONE
>>
CUNT
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I've seen enough, let Boland open
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Boland should go in there and give the dumb cunt batters a verbal thrashing.
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nooooooooo :(
lift you bat up Boland and walk proud MOTM this test
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>have to walk off getting rickrolled
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corr needed a good ball to get him as well
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OHNONONO POZZIE BROS
NOT SO COCKY NOW ARE WE?
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and the celebration for getting a nightwatchman out
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If you think the convicts are batting hard to save the match just imagine how hard they fought not to get shipped off in a ball and chain like sardines to the arse-end of the world lmao
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>>158291919
Haven't been cocky for a couple days Bazza
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>>158291918
fox "coverage" for comparison

(yes I'm mad)
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>>158291919
No, I'm much more humble than before.
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You can't "own" land.
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cumsisters...
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its over bros
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Fuck off cummins you're getting dropped
>>
How do you make it to test cricket and get out to Wian fucking mulder
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>captain cumshyte
Pujara broke him
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GONE FUCK OFF GO SCRAN KALE YA WOKE CUNT
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woke poofter cuck
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its overalia...
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OHNONO
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Yes I think its time for Cummins to be dropped I'm afraid
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too busy trying to save the environment and asking for more welcome to countries
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is the kayo feed spastic for everyone else?
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>>158291965
How do bowlers not know how to bat? They should be able to think how a bowler should.
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>>158291963
literally your best player
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>>158291969
yes it's fully cooked
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>Kayo doesn't even have their little cuck apology up in the corner
:/
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>Scott Boland’s 166-ball 40 is the third-longest innings by an Australian nightwatchman in Tests, behind Jason Gillespie’s 201* off 425 balls against BAN in 2006 and Arthur Jarvis’ 82 off 270 balls against ENG in 1885
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>>158291905
jansen probably gets it but whoever of those two doesn't is stiff
can it be shared?
>>
If we lose this then the next test will be the decider for the series
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>>158291977
Getting a refund for this month's payment would be an appropriate apology.
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it keeps fucking lagging when a wicket happens
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>>158291980
>Arthur Harwood "Affie" Jarvis (19 October 1860 – 15 November 1933) was an Australian wicket-keeper who played for Australia and South Australia. His Test cricket debut was against England at the MCG on 15 January 1885 and his last Test was also against England at the same ground on 1 March 1895.
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>Bangladesh off-spinner Aliss Al Islam has been reported for suspect bowling action during the United Arab Emirates (UAE) Tri-Series match against Afghanistan, International Cricket Council announced on Thursday (October 22)
typical of Islam
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>>158291981
Losers should never get it
>>
This is actually the worst broadcast lag I've seen without the stream fully dying
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>>158291994
Must be really bad getting reported for chucking in the Bumrah/Usman Tariq era.
>>
samdpaper
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>>158291995
in a draw everyone loses
>>
Where is this Bo Land I have been hearing so much about?
>>
the kaffir they’ve got in a hamster wheel to power the broadcast must be getting tired
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>>158291929
>>158291918
you should X them side by side to Fox
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oi bleckie
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>>158292018
no u
>>
Based Boland now has a test batting average of 9.82
>>
Start’s maiden ton incoming
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Aussie¿ moar liek AuSISSISES
aaammmmiiirite?? Ya?? Fellas???!
lmoa
>>
YFO
>>
COMEBACK
>people have forgotten about Starc
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>heavy clouds approaching
oh noo how terrible haha
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just bought a free month of Kayo with maccas points and cancelled it immediately so I could yell at them in the "cancellation reason" box
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>>158292034
bbl bros don't bully each other
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Smith should have walked out at number 11 and performatively grabbed his neck after every ball. Then gone and bashed someone in a nightclub afterwards
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Where are the proteas? Come make fun of us.
>>
>shartmer still wicketless on day 5
Typical ess*x choking shitter
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>>158292041
diabolical devilishly devotion to the criggy
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>>158292045
they're aut at wirk
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>sri lanka not even trying to get close to 400
grire
>>
This is the exact type of situation thats needs a Duckworst/ Lewis method.
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>South Africa's official unemployment rate stands at 33.6% for the second quarter of 2026
>>
>just need to hold out for a while
*starts doing meme sweep shots*
>>
bigarse clouds look about 10min away tops
>>
>white man steals all your mineral wealth, and the money generated from it
>why is there high unemployment
>>
>>158292056
Is that bad?
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>>158292056
I don't believe it
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Oi bleckie, get off mah land
*cocks shotgun*
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>>158292062
means a third of the country should be available to shitpost in /cric/ full time
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>>158292063
How much is that 4k stream?
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>>158292056
at least we don't have apartheid
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>>158292063
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>>158292063
>9
huh?
>>
Too dangerous even for spinners in these conditions surely? Get them off
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>>158292070
$45.99 :^)
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hit racism for 9
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>>158292081
kek
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scully and boulder
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SAFFAS ARE GONNA DO IT
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exciting finish between tassie and vic in the shield today
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>>158292091
what happened?
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Get this choking pseudo-engshitter piechucker off before the clouds come
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looking awful dark
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I'm just gonna say it, we don't deserve a draw.
>>
Hows this dud got 1000 first class wickets?
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>>158292097
>>158292098
time for the hero stokes to come on for a spell
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>>158292094
Victoria were 8 down chasing 15 or so runs with with O’Neill and Blackford set, but they got both out playing retarded shots, then Tassie got the last wicket to win by 4 runs
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>>158292106
spin bowlers outside of warnie bore a batsperson to death so they just give up and embrace death (them getting out) hence all their wickets
>>
hearing reports of bad light...
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>>158292105
more paper over the cracks
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>>158292105
Yes we deserve to win
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>>158292110
kek sounds kino good experience for the batsmen if they learn from it
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GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
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It's over
>>
the moon is LITERALLY visible
CALL THE GAME OFF
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This is bullshit? How can anyone be expected to bat in these conditions?
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I'm in the best sha[e of my life
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>>158292123
see the moon’s out, it’s practically nighttime
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come on umps do your job
I literally watched a game get called off in way better conditions than this that needed like 4 runs to win or lose with 2 overs left
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>yeah let's show all 3 stumps to KG when trying to save a test
what a brainlet lol
>>
whatever happened to zimbabwe thats what i wanna know
>>
what's with the band music, sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsucdeL9-Vs
>>
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>>158292141
fuck was that stroke in this situation
>>
The narrative is slowly drifting away from Australia
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>>158292141
you think they're chasing 100 in 20 overs with this shot selection
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is it really a victory when only 1.7 days of criggy has been played and they couldn't get a night watchmans out
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>>158292139
based local brass band
>>
how many overs were supposed to be left before >we choked
>>
>>158292141
>if I hit 6 sixes in a row we'll be level
Elite mentality.
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>>158292148
the tv commentators when they see my reverse grip wank
>>
36 more runs
>>
hold the line

(dun dun dun)

LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>
>>158292154
kinda cool, play on then
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>>158292154
fucking better than some fucking veyveyzuella or someshit OR some barmy army doing the same song 7 hours a day for an entire ashes series the drunk cunts
>>
BOWLED IM
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neighbours are making a bloody racquet
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>>158292173
kek
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>>158292141
still better than Smith's shot selection
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drinks break will save us
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>>158292156
It only just got to 2 hours left. So like 30 overs possibly if the light held.
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>>158292173
crowding the wicket surely
>>
What if you're set in the middle but you need a piss
>>
bring the light meter out its too dark out there!
>>
>>
watch the rain start falling after drinks lmoa
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>>158292193
>tell umpire
>umpire takes an early drinks break
wa la
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>>158292197
handy single
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KG "Bags" Rabada
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35 rand = $3
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>>158292205
be sharp
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>>158292205
>$12 here
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>>158292205
brutal fruit was my nickname in high school
mxd looks nice
12% with a 470ml can.
>>
OVER
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GONE GOTTEM

GG

3rd Test will be a crackkkkkkkkker
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>match ends on retarded cut shot from the #11
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>>158292095
>>158292095
>>158292095
AHEM

GET FUCKED SHARTMER
GET FUCKED CONVICTS
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it was 6/110 SA btw
>>
Neetgods its all set up for us next week
Series 1-1 so we get a decider
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good on us for making it competitive gg SA
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>Ausfailia
LOL
LOL
LOL
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can’t wait to get you to cape town
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>>158292226
>12% for $3.50
I would literally die if I lived there
>>
massive story win for us
>>
>>
Was wondering what the fuck Gqeberha was but then found out it was just Port Elizabeth
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>>158292247
I probably would have let that one go if it was me
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>>158292247
josh hazleretardfaggotdumbcunttfuckheadwood
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>>158292247
what was he thinking when playing that shot
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>>158292257
"I would like to lose the game NOW"
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>>158292245
In Japan you can get 9%s for about $1.60
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>>158292247
Based hazlewood not wanting to deprive south africa of a well deserved win
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>>158292264
thats based but the place has too many tourists for my liking
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>>158292245
You can get 1.25l of fat lamb for $9. That’s my go to piss for value, I usually down one before every shift
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well at least the series is alive, more interesting now
>>
bold strategy: keep the same lineup for the next test
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>>158292237
>both Tests decided on tail end batting partnerships
How peculiar
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Reckon I ought to buy those cpt day 4 tickets now
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>>158292291
boland is captain, head bowler, opening batsmen, coach and cummins and gazza water bitch boys
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Subhuman little convict fucked off posting from SEA to find a sleeve that fits his micropenis lmaooo
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It will be Boland out for Lyon despite being by far the best performing bowler. Marnus and Maddison will somehow keep their spots. Maybe Green will come in for Webster
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>>158292276
Only the tourist places, which is true of any country. Move to the middle of bumfuck nowhere and make friends with five old men you see in the tiny izakaya
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make a statement and drop cummins
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G'night /cric/
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>>158292314
based aussie selector, like I said Howie implied it was them picking Boland instead of Lyon that lost them this because of how well Harmer did
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im switching over to sri lanka vs england, sri lanka are gonna do this
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could do with a wicky here engbros
>>
Holy fuck imagine not being able to defend 420 KEK KEK KEK
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>steve "sandpaper" shit: no Rabada? Good to go Pat!
>u wot m8, he's back? OWWW MY NECK
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GONE GOTTEM
EZ
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>>158292351
>hold up let me hit this short ball to get out real quick
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Come on Englel concede some sixes
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>>158292386
>>158292386
>>158292386
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>>158292043
sozbla x
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