Day 3 of 2nd Test @ P.E., scores at lunch:SA 216/6.v AUS ODI Tri-Series, 2nd match @ RawalpindiPAK 170/5. (33.0)v ENG
Petition to start including a link to the previous thread in the OP>>158246218thoughts?
>>158277662just basic manners really
>>158277662don't think countystreams will like this suggestion one bit
YFO
>>158277669thought you got eaten by a tiger?
Sorry I haven't been around to read your posts for the last two hours, I'll give them a read now
I think an Australian bowler should hit the wickets with the ball
>>158277693Are you stupid? That never gets wickets. Australia should start bowling wide bouncers!
Waitrose Prawn Curry for lunch
>>158277707that might just be crazy enough to work goddamit
>>158277664>>158277662big fan of dis ngl x
>>158277662wow the most pointless idea ever. yeah let me just check 500 posts of 'bouldering later' and NICELY LEFT GARY, thanks mate
google schizo was actually correct lads
I thought Hazlewood was meant to save us
>>158277735yeah but what if I missed one of the blog posts
we know what to do
the recover from 6 down series
Before the match started, everyone thought South Africa were going to win. After two days everyone thought Australia were going to win, but they are going to lose.
jansens gf
ausissies.... how are we letting these two get centuries........
>>158277805>new ball takenNot happening
KWAB
HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS WITH THE NEW BALL HOW'S THAT YOU CUNT
>Fleming: Englishman should coach Englandbit of a weird thing to say when in the job
not having any jansons haha
>>158277795>charli xcx if she wasn't a fat druggie
TREEFELLED
>>158277795hope she didn't want kids
>MIDDLE STUMPget the magic spray
>>158277795mint
>his teammates just laughing at himkek
Must have had it tucked up.
>>158277662Thats a general and generals give me the ick
its not funny mfsluckily it seemed like it only got one
business idea: hit him there a third time
>thought they were gonna do a hawkeye on the dick shot
Why is someone getting hit in the dick so funny to us guys?We all know how much that shit would hurt and wouldnt want others laughing at us but yet we still persist
business idea: hit me in the balls
>>158277854It didn't happen to us = funny
headgod
he is seethinghard to concentrate after your balls get destroyed like that ig
MAH FOOKIN NOOTZ
HIS LANDIS LAND
Why isn't he wearing one of Kane Williamson's carbon fibre boxes? Is he stupid?
>now I can get a massage from that black physio
would hate to be simon around simon harmer
>>158277872Cricket South Africa can't afford them, they all have to use the team box
R A T T L E DATTLED
>>158277880Very zesty catch.
>don't come to port elizabeth tomorrow
any lip readers?
>>158277892just returning the favour >>158277445
>>158277891>his smile and optimism: gone
>>158277892he said bloemfontein
>>158277892>fookin cawk
>>158277903FOOKIN PRAWNS
big story win if we can knock them over before bundavuma gets his cenno
>>158277892looks like he's saying "poes" first but can't figure any second words that would match up with being btfo like that that would make sense.
saffas on top here!!!!!!!!!
cooked some chicken then left it out for 2 hours, should still be fine if i fridge it now yea? don't want to waste it
Dead threadDead sport
>>158277827kek walk it off you little bitch
>>158277936sorry playing the new cod 4 campaign, its pretty good for free I do have the criggy on my other monitor though :)
useless rooview
some top tier pooviews today
How do >we win from here?
>>158277892obviously called our indigenous legend the n word
>>158277963>no-one behind heard a thing>the ball rotation stayed the same
feeling harmed
GONE GOTTEM (late x2)
>>158277963they couldn't hear the nick because of the 40,000 strong crowd
they couldn't hear the nick because there wasn't one
>>158277934Absolutely, provided you got it to temp when cooking. You should be leaving it out to cool before putting it into the fridge anyway. If it affects you in any way then your genes aren't welcome in the pool.
>>158277991Grim areas I'll have to take DSL Adidas on the right.
GONE GOTTEM>>158277991would not a single one of those "women"
>>158277991White jumper's alri rest are pretty grim have to say
>>158278002Was thinking the same. Keen to hear your strat on how get her away from the fag on the left and the tranny beside the fag though.
>>158277991cutie on the left
>letting pakis get to 300 Lost the story
>fruit platter at drinkscor that looks good.also, is thirsti a soda or a beer or what?
>>158278015SA have only scored 166 runs in three days. Clearly they are an inferior cricket team to Pakistan.
Will be getting myself a drink during the THIRSTI drinks break, the official hydration partner of Cricket South Africa and the national team, the Proteas
whats it called when it feels like theres thousands of bugs crawling inside you?
Think we can safely say the Sonny Baker experiment has been a resounding failure
>>158278031wheres the meat pies
its crazy that we still put up with this 4 goats nonsenseone of them should've been dropped for boland summers ago, and i volunteer cummins
boland is too old, we need to blood some young guns
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.The second best time to plant a tree is 19 years ago.
whys this nigga look 75 years old?
watching the cricket
temba what are you doing
the quientessnial classic 99 and out
>yeah, let's bring myself on with a guy on 99, and give him a bouncer with no fielding cover where he'll hit ithow is this guy the captain?
High IQ hundred
>>158278102yeah wtf was that
fkn cumdog
>>158278105Why'd he make a kissy face?
>>158278121he does it every time he's about to bat it's been freaking me out actually
Any hot chicky babes?
>>158277996yeah i'm just assuming it'll be fine
pozzies awfully quiet
captain woke out
>>158278175
Pat "woke" cummins aka solar panel pat aka captain planet is 0/79
>>158278186While my initial reaction is dismissive, maybe he’s right
>>158278186have you heard warner talk
>>158278186shant be listening to anyone who married dogmeat.
The days of domination are over
smudge taking a dive to go back to the hotel ffs
carey's catch desu
whens tea
any rain coming?
smudge will never catch again after this
They should declare if they want any chance of winning
HE'S GOT A HAT-TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
SMITH DEAD? I was taking a shit say it ain't so
>>158278242another white man thinking he can tell black people what to do
reckon this might be a draw aye
roolapse incoming
how is /afl/ more busy than /cric/ right now?
>>158278267its like an animorph
>no proper spinner in lineup
the south african lady!
>>158278313I like her new hair
>>158278313poo'e m'undies
Someone posted about howie being called the Australian man when it happened, didn’t hear it myself and didnt think it would become as big of a mainstream meme kek
>>158278337>>>/wsg/6256054
>>158278278
>>158278351kek
So hungry
>>158278368based me might have some cheeky late night noodles
finna have two pieces of fruit toast
do I need to stay up till 3am watching australia feed runs
ah fuck he's got ms paint out again
New >>158278404
>>158278410you don't need to do this
>>158278417What do you mean
>>158278400
how many balls do you reckon carey has caught in his life?
>>158278429a gazillion
green would have 28 wickets already
hearing reports nathan lyon has visited a local witch and paid for a voodoo ritual to seal the australian team's fate to a lengthy draw
Is Bavuma the south africa's Matt Renshaw?
catastrophic story loss
>>158278282would
>>158278426nice
>>158278466guy bottom right plucks his eyebrows but isn't gay
Hope smudge never becomes an umpire.
we suck at criggy lads :(
remember when we were 20-2
>>158278533>it was 2/12 & 6/110
A good move here might be trying to take a wicket, wonder if anyone has relayed that to the support staff
>>158278548
double cenny looms
I think it's time for Cummins to be dropped I'm afraid
>>158278589you just know he's being woke racist and giving away runs because he THINKS that SA need a leg up on us (they don't)
how do I listen to the xhosa commentators, they have to be better than howie
I blame this on that dumb fuck Howard saying "will Hazlewood even be needed" at 6-fer.
is bavuma hutu or tutsi?
we used to be a do whatever it takes to win team, sandpaper, headshots, hacking snicko, anything.
might hop on an airlink plane
Cumfag out, cancer survivor Maddinson to be Australia's brave captain, Lyon back in
>duckett got out on 45 Is there ever a match for England where he doesn't disappoint?Looks like another Rootsavesthedayslop
New zachy pic dropped >>158278357
>>158278639>another match when Root is the only player bat like human beingmany such cases
work called
>work called posting in 2026
>>158278550Upon reflection, I'm beginning to think this was, and potentially still is, a worthwhile course of action.
SA seem like a happy fun bunch all dancing and stuff :D
>>158278639>>Looks like another Rootsavesthedayslopor is it?
>>158278709>kweens, jamz, white slags, blokes tonning upwhat a life
>>158278709thighs at 0:17 good lord
400-7 my word
business idea: give carey a bowl
OI SA YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO LET US HAVE A PLAY ON THE VIDEO GAME
England on a collapse
>3rd day of the test 1st innings >we better get 500 runs bros
dripping with anticipation to see our batters score < 50
>history making partnership
Hope we get a kino 99* declaration
>>158278083being in the closet ages you
welcome to test cricket where no one shows up, the result doesn't matter and everyone just stat pads
holy shit
now thats cricket
Marnus labuautism
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFFGETTING OUTTED BY COLD TOASTIE HIMSELF
If they weren't gonna declare why wouldn't you hit a single then go for the slog next over?>>158278925>looks back at camerman>still does a little ass dancemy dick
GONE OUT POOLAPSE
Wait what happened.I was looking out the side of my eye saw the swing, thought he missed and Starc didn't look happy.
>declare now that you're out players shouldn't be captains
Would be a shame if the light was bad and play stopped.
>>158278961
rabada out wtih a brave 0(0)
>>158278975I had it muted so that's probably why I didn't realise.
>>1582789810(0)* you plebian
>not sending out a night watchpersonwe wanna lose right
irradiate his balls again ffs
The coward Travis Head doesn't like to face the first ball
not sure about this maddison fucker kek
Based Boland
I called this result
>edge>cameraman doesn't bother followingwhy is every other country so shit at filming cricket?
GET GIM OFFGET MADDINSON OFF
finally sending out our elites
>starc or cummins have a chance to last a few overs then stay in all day tomorrow and pick up a ton>bitch out, send boland
>>158279062woah ease up on the privilege bro if they don't want to track the ball its ok
kek they're so afraid of boland AND THEY SHOULD BE
>>158279083it has less impact the second time they do it
so harmer is playing ahead of the Indian?good
>spin opening the bowling>boland in at #3what a stupid game
>boland is going to face more balls than an opening australian batsmen this whole test
>>158279105based vidya chad
How's this dud got 1000 first class wickets
>england effectively all out for 124Bloody hell
>>158279122BAZZY WAZZY BALL?
Retarded captaincy from Bavuma
Can Australia reach South Africa's brave Day 1 stumps of 20-2?
>boland is leading run getter this test
>>158279127he has been in the sun all day
>>158279122Last over.. mishit shot, lbw after missing the ball (pooviewed), dot... run-out going for two and being>run out by a pakistan direct hitcomical
so its going to be a draw right unless the pozzies get all out
Been running the numbers, and the math checks out: Australia can absolutely still sacrifice 20 wickets, give away the game, and get hazlewood back to the hotel bar
g'night /cric/
we lost but it's not cricket
>we
I opened mate
OHH TEMBATEMBAOHH TEMBA
>>15827926012th man doesn't count
fucking hell england
lmao just seen the pozzie scorethey got declared on as well KEK
legacy of the great declaration of 2023
>That South African scorecardWhat the fuck happened?
we're more of a binge drinking nation anyway
>>158279391cummings gave the order to give the 2nd test to the goats
>zachary 'the declaration was sound' tenderstems bowenI would vanish every time test cricket was on too if I'd made such a silly comment
have posted though
>>158279692make a matchie you fucks this is AusGOD thread for the Aus vs SA match, stop shitting up our thread
well said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kscy9kUd7I
if duckett is a better batsman than you, you shouldnt be playing for england
Amazing how England dominated the start of both innings and yet still managed to find a way to lose by 100 runs
>thinks therell be a result in the aus v sa testlol, draw secured and story won
>>158283166Who are you kidding cunt theres always some freak solo performance that wins us testsHisland double cenno incoming
sky shill woke up again I see
>>158283884see>>158279701
we may not be winning but I dont think we are lossing
>>158283981I think we are lossing
>99 all out>first follow-on enforced against Australia since the India 2018/19 series
KWABHope the good guys win
pozzies got mogged so fucking hard
look how silent pozzies became the moment they started getting btfo lmao embarrassing stuff lads
>>158286145/spee/ has been down for like a day you mong.But yes, we are shit.
At least 4chan was down while we were being humilated so we avoided most of the insulting posts
I was at the pub, and then came home to 4chan down, and fox cricket apologising for the quality of the feed?Any tech boffins in here that can explain why every computer system I needed yesterday was fucked except for the ones at /toil/?
>>158286295PHP foundation advised of some cybersecurity issues in the PHP language (which like 70% of the internet use), so everyone's scrambling to fix them before they get hacked.t. today's task at /toil/ is fixing them before we get hacked
the unabomber was right
our boy is all over the media these days
weird how you'll barely hear about him being ultra-left but if he was anywhere right of centre the media would gladly make sure you never do
>>158286566Probably because most right wingers deserve to be driven into the sea
>maddison once again falling on his face >boland once against standing up for Australia
>>158286873applied for the right to return yet mate
last night howie suggested hisland was the reason Australia was losing because of no garry situation
Marnus ‘Labuskagknee’ is a South African plant
>>158286295the vulnerability let someone run unauthorised code on any website using PHPso you could just grant yourself access to the back-end to get in, or more nefarious things that i cant even think oflot of websites went down while they waited for the patch, which is very rare. big vulnerability
>>158286959If Maddison plays another test match, I'll spit blood
me¿ i reckon the aussies have hatched a calculated plot to wear SA down before the deciderthis one is a draw anyway, so why not wear out their pacers and run their arses into the ground while the aussies lounge around eating bonbons?aand it’s working..>norje is basically dead>ramada is just a niggle away …pretty simple innit yh¿
>>158286873
didnt enjoy the cricket last night
>>158287967Oh no
big finish in the shield
This background music loop that the broadcast are playing is doing my head in, it's literally only 6 seconds, they coudn't have picked anything longer for fucking 40 hours of footage?
>>158286295The PHP vulnerability, also some jeet certificate company had incredibly weak security for private keys they sold to customers and the majority of the internet used them which caused some chaos.
>>158288653but saar we hecking encrypted those keys so it's secure and private!
>>158288653>He also explains that the private keys were incorrectly generated and could be retrieved from the certificates. >“The private keys are effectlol, lmao evendiversity is pur strengthgiving techlets access to tech jobs and its consequences has been a disaster for mankind
moggedhttps://www.instagram.com/p/Dels-5NsyRt/
>>158288653what company?
>>158289392eMudhra>According to eMudhra, a flaw in the script used during the key generation ceremony created a second, weaker key pair, which was mistakenly used to create the certificate signing requests because its labels were similar to those of the original keys.>“Some additional context – these issuers created were meant for export to our US and European data centers to solve data sovereignty issues for some of our customers (but never ended up operationally in production except for one),” the CA said.>“There were human errors in multiple steps of the process that resulted in significant flaws in the key lifecycle integrity process for this KGC. We are now digging deeper for code flaws, process gaps, and maker/checker controls specific to this issue. Over the next week, we will reverify every key ceremony we have done,” eMudhra added.
>>158289425>only one ended up in productionNothingburger
>>158289612hello saar!
>>158283981Nice one mate
https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/
>Australia’s 13 wickets lost in a day are their most since the 1954-55 Ashes Test in Sydney
at least we're not speaking german
>>158289661True, it could be worse.
>>158289674based jacob rees-mogg
>have 384 bits>make the private key 4but thank god for diversity and cultural enrichment! thank god stem isn't flooded with straight white men who got there by merit!>>>/g/110122614
>>158289690They simply relied on them not redeeming but they redeemed
>>158289790japjeet, my son
The eternal chuddy claims another victory in the war against enjoyable online communities.
Hope that retard who 'loaded up" on the draw on day 2 didn't actually do it.
>The people that did the KGC on that day are from our internal team - led by Keshava and other members of his team (all of whom have more than a decade of experience and have been with us as employees for more than 8 years operating our PKI/Trust Services) and Keshava himself has been with us for more than 15 years.https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2083449#c10
>>158289977its going to be a draw mate
>>158289987blud can you pick a fuckin genny and stick with it instead of duplicating your nerdposts across multiple
>>158289995hello saar!
>6 moar wickies or>a mix of rain delays and dogged test battin
poopeeland finna lose
I was so lost without you bros
Boland is going to save his land
The coward
>3 fours in a rowARSEdeep anal'd
>>158289977Don’t call me that idiot
>>158286381the bowen phenotype is extremely common
tea
>>158290171Did it really need the white sauce?
>>158290171would like some greens as well as the carrot, but those spuds look mint ladyummo
>>158290171grimugly feet as well
whos this commentator that sounds like mark richardson trying not to laugh?
Any rain on the radar?
>>158290196>It looks quite bright and sunny now, but the covers remain in place. The umpires are also out in the middle
>>158290177No but i like it
>>158290186fucken 'ellits stephen fleming
>>158290203
>>158290177no but steven mayonnaise
Theres about to be 4 games of cricket on
>>158290171I almost got a silverside when I went to the shop this arvo. Ended up getting a pork fillet and a few other things for the rest of the weekend. Kinda regretting it seeing this. Just didn't want the hassle of having to get out the big pot and cook it for 5 hours.Might try this blokes go at it in the air fryer next week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXDFxg35_E
https://x.com/apodictator/status/2113115658074628460
>covers on
>>158290241looks fucking good
Grain waves for dinner
>>158290256>delayed by a wet outfieldand you blokes thought the draw wasn't happening
>>158290288>>>delayed by a wet outfieldbut enough about sex with the misso tonight iykwim haha
>>158290180Thank you
>>158290171whats the ectoplasm?
>>158290276based mewas munching some salsa ones at work today
Never liked grainwaves
fuck me bevan jacobs can wallop a ballremember when i told you guys he was getting called up to the blackcaps before it was announced
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DexzcVmMycG/
>there's a guy called Arshdeepkek
>>158290355I made her Singh when I went arshdeep
>>158290355Have you heard about his cousin Bumrah?
>it's drizzling againLucky Aussies
>>158290355Wait till you find out about Subhuman Gill
>oh no the covers came back onwhat a shame
why dont cricket ovals have drainage
not a serious sport
>>158290405they do
tests should have an extra reserve day for this faggotry
we're playing sri lanka btw
>>158290417good luck!!!
>New Zealand playing India>Not a single person cares
glunn phullups
It's a shame there's another game on, I want to watch Howie fill dead air with his phone again
hope they dont send the AusGODs out into that terrible weather bordering on dangerous
>>158290417Not real cricket>>158290424Not real cricket
the beta pee pwenty the chad test
>>158290355there's also a guy called Harshitliteral shit
>>158290440Not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but I love when they just waffle on from the ground about the series and other miscellaneous cricket topics, I find it so comfy
just wanted some criggy win or lose :(
based viet jeet hater
>>158290459no I like it too x
>>158290465True, just flicked the radio on for some comfy>it’s Tom Morris
>>158290463>vietlol
bivin jeecubs
Temba Bavuma's ass
MESSI
>>158290477good morning saaaaaaaaaaaarrrrsaaaaaaaar do not revoke!!!reminder to update ur devices to distrust all eMudhra Intermediate CA Certificates saar!!!
>>158290492a very ching chong ding dong to you too
how come he was so shit yesterday and will he be any better today? why does he wear those eye sticker things?
>Several players from a top team in the Australian Football League (AFL) have been referred to police over an "alleged incident" in Melbourne on Sunday night, their club has said.>Separately, Victoria Police have said detectives are investigating a report of a sexual assault at a hotel in East Melbourne.>The Sydney Swans confirmed an incident involving an unspecified number of players had occurred in the hours after the team's win at Melbourne Cricket Ground.Same old dirty rapist convicts
>>158290500isn't he injured? Neck I think
>>158290508based bee and don't forget bee happy
not giving mr /old news/ any (you)s
drawslop looming
>>158290501thats old bruz was 2 strippers and a third who came one had an asthma attack and they kicked em all out of the room. Found out they were footy players and tried to extort em by saying they were sexually assaulted. lol
>boland on 142 runs >2 runs and 1 bowl left on the 5th day of the test >a hush goes over the 2 people working in the food truck who make up the majority of the crowd >the umpires converge and start chatting while looking at devices in their in their hands >the umpire knocks the bails down >low light cancels play >its a draw
>ENG 60/0>Benten gets his 50
>covers back onoh no saffers, oh no
>>158290532captains fault for bowling Rabada in the dark.
>>158290532
>cowardly pozzies getting out of jail on the last dayreminds me of them doing a rain dance during the last ashes in england
lol
>This is now NZ's highest score in home T20Is
>>158290545rain dances are for the brits we seed clouds these days m8 its an effective science
do you blokes fw me?
>>158290551take ur jeets20 to reddit because literally no one here gives a fuck outside of your kind
GLUNN PHULLUP'D
>225 is the joint highest T20I score against India
imagine the smell
Jamboy your boys are currently losing to New Zealand again in case you wanted to pass comment on the game to give a bit more credibility to your pretending to be Indian gimmick
they better do the fucking thing where they wait 4 hours while the pitch bakes in the sun because the drainage is so bad again
>dressing room cancer hated by his team mates>fucked off by the bazball bros>entered the IPL auction and didn't get picked up lmao>fucked off by his boyhood county club without a farewell>such a cancerous personality he's not even invited onto TMSJimmy KWABOATerson
>>158290581that's Sir James to you
jamboy out of hiding but clearly still seething about the 2-0 vs direland
Think he's here to try and salvage India's izzat after an embarrassing set of weeks for them on and off the pitch
BASED RAIN
reckon the events of the past 24 hours show that india needs to be recolonised, especially its women iykwim haha
only if whitey cared for their own countries as much as they care for mine, blacks and muslims wouldn't be out burning and raping
usman smug seeing the aussies in a bad spot
ranjeet thinking about rape again
Horrific betrayal!
Nz vs India at Hagley park in Christchurch, NZ...entire crowd is Indian. Is this normal?
2nd innings
>that one pom who spends entire threads seething at us every single dayAbsolute generational rattling
so lunch now and we're back in 40min?
>insufferble cunt on comms>checks nationality>it's a convict (two in fact)Horrific betrayal of my ears
>umpires cheating with early lunch
>>158290638Indians care about cricket. Kiwis don't.
samdpapr
>>158290690Kiwi's need to start doing the haka before they play the cricket
Doesn't really matter what peewee sheep rapists or convicts care about they get mogged by Saffers in every sport
>play to resume at 9pm>already crashing hard >have to be up in the morning earlypray for me
drainage eli
>>158290704Are you that desperate to watch >us pull off a stunning draw?
>>158290709I'm invested and I had to watch all of the cricket alone last night
Gotta stop taking my phone to bed it's fucking up my already poor sleep
>>158290723I’m going to buy an old Nokia, my phone addiction is ruining my life no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHxZUoHVAc&list=RDMnHxZUoHVAc
>>158290241I done a silverside in the oven once, was actually pretty good but a tad salty, i guess the usual way of boiling it draws some of the salt out but that air fryer recipe looks good
>>158290736What if you get hooked on snake 2 instead?
>1b poos>1 sport>can't beat direland at their 34th most popular sport
>>158290303White sauce, are you an immigrant?
>>158290763im talking about the ectoplasm, not the heinz aioli
>>>/wsg/6256655
crazy how theres never been a cool indian
Reckon kiwis might want to take a wicky here
Just a reminder to everyone that he claims he's Indian yet he's commenting on an Australian match which isn't even being played due to rain over the India match
>>158290771based, they always travel from their country to support their peem and probably spend a bunch of money doing tourist stuff a great boon is the indian team :D
>>158290773I got mogged by an Indian last week
>>158290778coolmogged? what type of mogged?
>>158290781Aura mogged not joking
>>158290783same thing happened to me he was talking on two phones at the same time I couldn't compete
wait a minute there's 3 games of cricket happening simultaneously, and a women's game as well. Wherefore?
>>158290773The guy who won the javelin thing
>>158290777>travelshould we tell him
>>158290781IndianGFmogged
>>158290790yeah, alright champ
chat lock in
BOLAND TO SCORE A TEST 100
>>158290796Not cool? Throwing stick is cool
>>158290796I think you meant no handsome indians
>fox cricket shitting the bed againis it me or them
>was going to buy kayo to watch this test>only 1 full day of criggy and it had low quality
Dont go to bed ausbros, its day 5 of the TESTITS FRIDAY TOMORROW RELAXYOU DONT NEED TO BE FULLY AWAKE ON FRIDAY
>>158290805its south africa struggling to maintain a solid connection with fox who then passes the choppy feed to us
>>158290786Yeah uber driver was on the phone to his gf the other day, didn’t acknowledge me just grabbed my phone to scan my id, after like 15 seconds he said ‘how you going buddy’, I said ‘good you’, he said ‘good buddy just working hard’, handed my liquor, I tried to tell him I didn’t have my Coca Cola, he didn’t care just said sorry mate and walked off
>>158290812pls understand small billion dollar company :(
>>158290813
i don't like fox cricket
Travis Head finna score 300 today
>>158290819my penis looks like that when i see based grace
>>158290819disgusting nepotic whore pic unrelated
like is it this bad for y'all as well or is it something I'm doing
>>158290171
>>158290827I think its them m8 hopefully it settles down
>>158290827you not watch the ODIs?
>>158290832nah but I heard that was fucked too
STOP TRYING TO MURDER BOLAND YOU FUCKS
>how you going buddy
>duckpond end>there's no pond or ducks
>good buddy just working hard
dunno why i thought this was a 2 test series
>>158290613agreed
>Shane Warne Stand>Warnie isn't there and everyone sits
H I S L A N D
>>158290855lmao... why didn't he redeem it...
does boland have more runs or at least faced more balls than maddison this whole test kek
>melbourne cricket ground>it's for footy
>>158290868Not yet
>>158290827>tfw trying to play cricket during a warp storm
>Optus Stadium>Optus don't own it or even use it for telecommunications equipment
>bowler>doesn't make bowls or bowler hats
No but Steven May
>wicket-keeper>wickets are kept by the umpire, not them
>wicket keeper>doesn't take the wickets home with him
>decline bench>do it anyway
>>158290894>>158290895based hivemind
>wicketkeeper>wicket is maintained by the groundstaff
>imageboard>post mostly webms
>night watchperson>plays exclusively during the day
>travis head>has a complete anatomy
>spin bowler>doesn't do a spin when bowling
fuck up cockheads, we got a draw to win
>>158290903>a webm isn't an image
>white man>dosnt procreate
>green>text
>marco janson>not the son of jan
thinking of courting the next door neighbouronly problem is she's allergic to catsoh, and we both live with our mothers...
>>158290921She got big feet?
>>158290921are you a cat by chance?
>>158290921>oh, and we both live with our mothers...that actually makes it more likely you can smash. take her on a weekend holiday to a hotel (your car obviously, because of the implication) and you're in
>>158290921>allergic to cats not a human don't do it, cats are guardians of the underworld 4get
>>158290925
feels like it's been years since the last ashes
>smith has his stickers on take em off buddy, boland and head gonna get us over the line
>>158290937excellent curvature
>>158290930my grandmother just died (RIP) so mum is about to go overseas for 2 weeks for the funeral and stuff so I'll have the house to myself.c'est why the cat thing is so unfortunate
HIT THAT SPIN CUNT FOR SIX HISLAND
>>158290947mums already grieving so the cat going missing now would probably be quickly forgotten
>>158290947f
>>158290954I have 5 of them and I love themand also I'm not a psychopath
>India have gone from 93/0 to 122/4>India need 84 runs in 43 balls
>>158290961sounds like you're a bit of a pussymagnet then iykwim haha
>>158290961have kids instead of cats whitey
being allergic to cats and/or being afraid of horses are all red flags. stay safe and just watch sport with your internet friends
>>15829096999.9% of people don't come into contact with a horse every year
>>158290969People can't control allergies nate
>Yet to bat>Steve Smith
>Head’s century is the first by an Australian against South Africa in the 3rd or 4th innings of a Test since Warner’s 145 at Cape Town in 2014.
Do you blokes remember when 4channel was down yesterday?
>>158290934TASSIE POWAHHH
>>158290990it was a difficult time for me
>>158290994You doing better?
Bowlgod is a bit of a slow scorer, he'll need to face about 350 balls to get his century
cowardly aussies hacking the site to stop us laughing at 99 AO
>>158290998kekKkkk
will be an absolute joke if poostralia sneak a draw here. I'm seething
chokers about to choke againand RSA will draw too
>>158290990Mine is slow right now
>>158291000>>158291012get urself a matchie moitestop shitting up the main thread ya¿ tabla x
>>158290997I'm in /cric/, all is well
>another saffa cheat catch
>>158291017Get fukked sebshit
Baffles me how people still choose colesworth over aldis
>>158291032*saves this as laughing head*
>saffas don't claim catch>umps decide to waste a few minutes checking anywaykekalso hilarious how a team can put a bloke in a specific spot that only the most retarded of shots would get out to.. and then instantly have a chance go straight to it
>>158291032TASSIEASSIE
oh no! more rain!
Is that more rain? being shown
>>158291035aldi's meat mogs the shrinkwrapped lab grown meat of colesworth thats fo shizzle >people putting their rain coats on
>>158291043oh nookooo!!
>>158291033Joondalup CBD10 minutes champion
Huge story loss for the Retards of South Africa
>>158291053Fuck you fat man
Why are there so many black school children in south africa
>boland taking a single off the last ball of the overboland mate you realise you're not an actual batsperson?
>>158291075nice
>>158291075ANYONE SEEN LYON
SHOT SON
>>158290984Allergies are a symptom of bad gut health
Please tell me we got a webm of that.
fuck the draw hit em for six get smacky out there!
the French word for cake sounds almost identical to the Spanish word for cat (male)Almost as amusing as finding out that "my bitch" in French sounds like "young girl" in German
Can we have a new thread?
>>158291112say please
Based Boland showing up our batsmen
Brook smacking the fuck out of pee wankans
>>158291112I don't know, can we?
>India need 16 runs in 12 ballsIyer out
How goo is test cricket?
>>158291116No need, i was merely inquiring
WHOS LAND
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