Will you be watching the Jay Z Super Bowl halftime show?https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/26/arts/music/jay-z-super-bowl-halftime-performer.html
>>131969204Only if Ye is there.
no
idc about Superbowl halftime shows
>>131969204this nigga's ego must be beyond bruised if he demanded the NWO put his irrelevant ass in the slot
I like Jay-Z but picking yourself is kinda douchbag shit
>>131969239this
>>131969204wait didn't you guys promise that this wokeslop halftime shows would end since 2025 and we would be back to R-O-C-K acts?
>>131969293>we would be back to R-O-C-K actsRock music is dead so how would that even be possible?
>>131969293Retards really think they are going to have shit like a Fontaines DC and Geese halftime show LOL
>>131969306>Rock music is dead so how would that even be possible?Yeah what rock band could actually perform at the Superbowl in 2027 who hasn't performed? Only the Foo Fighters and that's it, all other bands are too old or don't have enough hits.
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>>131969354Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica
>>131969204Imagine waking up every morning with your hair looking like that.
>>131969293Jay-Z has the contract for the HT show so we'll have to wait until it expires in 2 years.
>>131969306so's rap lol>>131969354Jay-Z is in his 50s he's a boomer too.
>>131969382Good points tbqh.
half time is a piss break and if it's another kansas city slop bucket they prewrote in new york i will also not be watching the game probably>>131969293nopony said that. it should be based agartha pastis y buenri o algo not fucking dinner with jay z
>>131969367>Green DayAwful band that made immature music for teenagers no one who is an adult wants to see them perform>Red Hot Chili PeppersThey already performed >MetallicaProbably too old all the members are like 63
While not geriatrics, Paramore also don't rock hard enough for a halftime show.
>>131969416Green Day don't really have the kind of songs that work at a football game.
>>131969293this isn't wokeslop, this is narcslop
T-THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! /mu/ TOLD ME RAP WAS DEAD!! HOW???
I like Jay i don't have a problem with this
>>131969445Well it is when you have 57 year olds like Jay rapping.
>>131969204>goyball
>>131969448it must be nice to be able to consume unpleasant things without tasting iteven easier surely with such bland stuff as his output
>>131969454what do they have for young MCs anyway? 2Slimey? lol.
>>131969417They are no softer than Green Day. Anyway Paramore is indefinitely on hiatus because Hayley broke up with another one of the guitarists.
>>131969445wow it's almost like the ruling class rules society or something and can force things like this if they want to
>>131969417I don't want that garbage at the fucking Super Bowl.
>>131969445Do you remember when the Super Bowl kept playing save, commercial friendly boomer rock acts like U2, Rolling Stones, Who, etc?That is what is happening now with Rap. Rap like Jay-Z and Kendrick pretty much is the dinosaur legacy act of a dead genre the way boomer rock was a few decades ago so they are getting the commercial Super Bowl slots.
I think Taylor Swift can't do the halftime show because it would be a conflict of interest thing.
It should be Geese.
Good Jay deserves this
>>131969417Idk if Paramore are big enough to do it. Jay Z is a household name, even if you don't listen to him everyone in the country knows the name. That's the level NFL has to go for.
katy and rihanna performed in 30s aren't there any other singers
>>131969416Green Day could work. They have a huge Gen X and Millennial nostalgia base and take mainstream political stances. They’ve sucked since 1996, but that clearly doesn’t matter when choosing Super Bowl halftime shows.Metallica could work too. The Who were at least as old when they did the halftime show, and Metallica is more popular than ever now thanks to zoomers and Stranger Things.
>>131969590Yeah Green Day are plausible. With Trump in NFL might not want that right now with Green Day though. Metallica could work but might be too "heavy" for what the NFL wants. They want something safe for general audiences. Maroon 5, as shit as they are could do it
>>131969204I didn't buy a color TV to watch jigga's on it!!
>>131969599maroon 5 could have a few years ago but theyre washed up now
>>131969599>Maroon 5, as shit as they are could do itThey already did it
Who cares about the halftime show
>>131969204Jay Z is an evil occultist so no.
>>131969475>"Ball so hahd thi shi crayz!"wow so much better, olde skewl bess skool!
The fact that so many books still name the Jay Z "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rapper ever only tells you how far hip hop music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all time are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all time. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Hip hop critics are still blinded by commercial success: Jay Z sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past, jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past. Hip hop critics are often totally ignorant of the rap music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Jay Z did anything worth of being saved.
Trump can’t do anything but whine, just like he did with Kaepernick and the kneeling during the anthem during his anthem during his first term. And back then he actually was in charge and making decisions.During his second term, he’s got far less autonomy and is largely senile. At this point he’s simply a puppet for big tech. They put him back in office and let him pretend that he’s calling shots, and he’s senile enough to believe that he actually is.
>>131969462>even easier surely with such bland stuff as his outputif this doesn't make you feel anything then you might be retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teeh55W4xDA
>>131969204How selfish.
>>131969293Rock has nobody new that's relevant enough to carry a halftime show, and they did all the old boomer bands already. Just be glad it's an artist people have actually heard of and can recognize songs from this year instead of Bad Bunny mumbling under his breath.
weezermy chemical romanceblink 182avenged sevenfoldfall out boybut most of all, weezer
>>131969239Racist cracker chud
>>131970107that's the opposite of racist, it means he can't wait for the game to resume so he can see all the black football players on the field
>>131970023>My Chemical RomanceAwful band that made immature music for teenagers and they don't have enough hit songs>Blink 182Awful band that made immature music for kids >Avenged SevenfoldAwful band and don't have enough hit songs>Fall out boyAwful band that made immature music for teenagers>WeezerGarbage band who haven't been relevant in 25 yearsJust give it up rock music is dead and you can see why naming all these awful 2000's bands who made immature emo music for teenagers or awful buttrock like Creed and NickelbackI'd honestly rather listen to Jay-Z then all those bands you mentioned
>>131970139wtf do you mean a band has to be good to play at the super bowl
>>131970139This any music made by white boys sucks. Jay Z is a young virile superior Black man and his art is as relevant as ever unlike subhuman pasty cracker “music”
>>131970174Those bands are not only garbage but made immature music for teenagers, lack enough hit songs or are irrelevant.Did you not read what I said?
>>131970214Any so-called “music” made by yts sucks and sounds like garbage. Rock music stopped being good the moment a pasty timmies hand touched a guitar
>picking yourselfWow that's kinda lame, I like Jay but lol
>>131969903Like the 2022 half time show wasn't a millenial nostalgia act. Just get a set of a bunch of 2000s bands.>>131970023This guy gets it.
>>131969204how could anyone think that those things are human?
What will this nigga even do thereDoes he even sing?
Sure i like Jay-Z
>>131970139>rock music is deadOlivia Rodrigohttps://youtu.be/5myKp4ZD2KQ
>>131970545Based keep making these timmy crackers seethe
>>131969204I'll gladly take Jay-Z over goddamn Bah Boney
>>131969204>Will you be watching the Jay Z Super Bowl halftime show?fuck no lol>>131969293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX55HEX0hb0
>>131969239People make a way bigger deal out of it than they should
don’t you mean >DA CAMEL JOE HATIME SHOAHHHHAhahahahahahaha
>>131969448Most Indians like you will support anyone who attacks whitey to give you izzat
>>131969248His position lets him decide who gets the slot. Basically he appointed himself it's embarrassing and the blacks were mocking him online for it
>>131969204I don't have a problem with Jay-Z but I don't think his music is all that popular. He's also not that great as a rapper.
>>131972476We get it, you’re a racist incel ugly timmy with a microdick
Pop culture is in an infinite loop
>>131969277>I like Jay-Z but picking yourself is kinda douchbag shitwhat does this mean?
>>131969316>Geesequit pushing this trustfund bandthey have almost no streamsDrake..........................143,564,778,848Taylor Swift.....................132,633,969,930Bad Bunny.......................131,683,519,853The Weeknd......................99,483,777,339Justin Bieber.......................81,366,322,801BTS.....................................56,277,241,386Ozuna..................................49,566,943,099Lana del Rey........................44,468,197,081Beyonce................................36,229,294,344Shawn Mendes......................30,374,352,977Tate McRae............................19,815,327,841Foo Fighters............................10,929,303,030Clairo.........................................9,176,826,508sombr..........................................6,854,160,011Los Fabulosos Cadillacs.............2,902,097,538Fontaines DC...............................1,717,570,469Turnstile.......................................... 933,719,959>Geese..............................................293,881,512
>>131972752Jay Z’s company Roc Nation has the rights to produce the halftime show and get to pick the headlining artist. Effectively he gets to choose who features with nfl approval, so in this case he chose himself to perform in what have been an emergency backup if their initial choice fell through
>>131969903>Rock has nobody new that's relevant enough to carry a halftime show, and they did all the old boomer bands already. Just be glad it's an artist people have actually heard of andbro, Jay is almost 60 and peaked 25 years ago
>>131970139>Just give it up rock music is dead and you can see why naming all these awful 2000's bands who made immature emo music for teenagers or awful buttrock like Creed and Nickelback>I'd honestly rather listen to Jay-Z then
>>131970139>>131970402I could see Weezer and/or Blink 182. Avenged Sevenfold or MCR? nah halftime shows are supposed to be upbeat and fun, no one wants to hear your sadboy emo bullshit.
>>131972109Don't you get bored of posting shit like this?
why only rock or rap? why not country? they did a country halftime show in the 90s once.
>>131973298Don’t you get bored of being an annoying smelly jeet?
>>131969416Green Day is nostalgia, that's it.I used to love them and Billie Joe has good written a few good songs but the playing is nowhere close as exciting as QOTSA e.g.Haven't GD already played btw?
>>131972716kek, stay mad, nigga
country isn't music that's like getting a clown to do juggling for the half time show makes 0 sense
Homme is an unc but he mogs Metallica, Green Day and Foo. Lars ruins metallicas live performances. I mean Kirk Hammet and the bass dude with pig tails are okay at best.
>>131973395Which one was that?
>>131972969you've got to be kidding. that is a douchebag move for sure.i don't understand the part about the emergency - was someone chosen but unable to perform?
>>131973691Super Bowl 28 was the one with the country halftime show.
>>131969553no one knows who they are, or they know and they don't listen.pls see>>131972872>>131972872>>131972872
No. I have always hated this insufferable faggot.
the only people who would generate excitement would be Drake,and Taylor Swift.but a lot less with Taylor because she's overexposed now, and people are tired of her -- plus her fans are 90% female.
rap aint dead
drake is a dogshit performer his live voice doesn't sound like his songs at all. listen to anytime he did "nonstop" live vs the actual song its humiliating
>>131973753Swift can't do the show because she's notionally married to an NFL player; it would be a conflict of interest.
Nigga a satanic ass nigga.
>>131973789cuz he's jumping around for 80 minutes then has to do a song where he's breathing super slow
>>131969204Has anyone noticed how all rap posters on lastfm reddit threads are Indians?
>>131973789live rap always sucks
>>131974039doechii is a good live rapper. it can be done.
>>131973060some anons must forget the passage of time and think he's still 30
>>131969204Literally Who?
Jay was never very good anyway, his act was always like hey look at me I'm rich.
>>131974206That’s literally every rapper that has ever come out, even the “sophisticated” ones like Kendrick and Kanye
The Dynasty: Roc La Familia [Def Jam, 2000]His arrogance is earned, but that doesn't make it interesting, especially since his whine isn't--the same habit of childish self-pity that generated cognitive dissonance when he was coming up on the snazziest swizzbeats in the kingdom is annoying pathology with knockoff protégés sending in productions by cellular. And wouldn't Memphis Bleek be more, I dunno, affecting contributing a few answering-machine cameos, from upstate maybe? Right, "Jigga" 's still got "skills." So does LL Cool J, whose more accomplished record means nothing to nobody. This is a major falloff, a lazy cash-in no matter who won't admit it. B
>>131969204unc boomer shit
>>131974289there's no zoomer rappers anyone cares about. like anon said, who is there? 2Slimey? lol.
>>131969204Absolutely not.
>>131969354My Chemical RomanceMetallicaDeftonesRHCPParamoreDef LeppardBon JoviAerosmith
>>131974256this
>>131972476>We get it, you’re a racist incel ugly timmy with a microdick
>>131969416>Metallica>Probably too old all the members are like 63what does that mean? They're still touring and performing.
>>131972476>muh jewelry>muh bitches>muh money>muh dick>muh poor upbringing
>>131975376>My Chemical Romanceold people don't know them>Metallicatoo heavy for mainstream audiences>Deftonesnobody knows them>RHCP already performed>Paramorehave too few hits and older people don't know them>Def Leppard>Bon Jovicould work>Aeorsmithsinger is in trouble for pedo acts from the 70's.
>>131970023Is this a joke? If the NFL ever gets desperate enough that fucking Weezer makes the shortlist, it'll officially be time to just bring back Up With People or the Grambling band and stop treating halftime like a big event anymore.
>>131969204What does the Z stand for?
Also why is he named jay?
jay z was a blatant no talent plant and his rise to fame and push to the top was extremely obvious. he didn't "write down" his lyrics because they were written by jews and memorized by him before he went to the studio
>>131977281MC Ride is the only rapper that writes his own songs
>>131969599green day were doing grey cup half (lol) not long ago and i think did something for the pregame for last year's SB and nobody cared, they are nowhere near big enough to do a super bowl half
>>131977227>>131977247He copied Jaz-O, his mentor. Literally how he got jay z out of shawn carter. That's why nas called him a dickriding fagglt
>>131969306>Rock music is dead sobeen coming back the last two years
>>131975376>My Chemical RomanceAwful band that made immature music for teenagers no who one who is an adult wants to see them perform and don't have enough hit songs>MetallicaCould work but their getting too old all the members of the band are like 63 if it doesn't happen in the next two years not gonna happen as the Superbowl isn't picking anyone older than 65 The Who were the oldest performers and not a single member of the band was past 65>DeftonesDon't have enough hit songs>RHCPAlready performed>ParamoreAwful band that made immature music for teenagers no who one who is an adult wants to see them perform and don't have enough hit songs>Def LeppardToo old at this point all the members are like 67>Bon JoviGetting too old all the members are like 64 if it doesn't happen in the next year it's not gonna happen>AerosmithAlready performed
>>131969590>Green Day could work. They have a huge Gen X and Millennial nostalgia baselol so what. why not limp bizkit?
>>131969701>Hip hop critics are often totally ignorant of the rap music of the pastas it should be. pop music/top 40 is for kids by kids. nobody cares about the past because when you are 12 or 13 just listening to music for the first time there literally is no past. constantly talking about the past is what killed rock. now the only people that even play rock are elderly as fuck as is their audience
>>131978882>as it should be. pop music/top 40 is for kids by kids. nobody cares about the past because when you are 12 or 13 just listening to music for the first time there literally is no past. constantly talking about the past is what killed rock. now the only people that even play rock are elderly as fuck as is their audienceSAAR
So instead of picking Taylor Swift, Drake, Kanye, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Mariah Carey, Pearl Jam, Billie Elish, SZA, Lana Del Rey, Ed Sheeran, Miley Cyrus, Chris Stapleton or Zach Bryan he picks himself.I like Jay but picking yourself is like giving yourself an award
>>131969204Nope! Diddy ass blud.
>>131969545even without that she is way too full of herself to be a unpaid sideshow for a football game at this point in her life/career she will do it eventually but not until she has kids and needs a quick springboard back into the spotlight
I realized I don't know a single Jay Z song outside the ones where the female bitches like Keys and Beyonce are lead singers
>>131969204No, I won't be listening to the "artist" that has poop strings on his head.
>>131979159That’s everyone who ever appeared in a halftime show
>>131969204Yes because i always watch the Superbowl even tho i never watch NFL otherwise
>>131979149>taylor swiftzionist>drakepedo>kanyenazi>foot fighterszionist>metallicazionist>justin bieber zioinist>harry styleszionist>mariah careyzionist>pearl jamzionist>billie eillishabuser>szaabuser>lana del rey abuser>ed sheeranzionist>miley cyruszionist>chris stapletonzionist>zach bryan zionist
>>131982764you're a thirdie if you don't know Hard Knock Life and Niggas In Paris
>>131979149Jay-Z sold his soul and who knows what else for fame and fortune, but forgot to actually purchase talent alongside that, and has been made acutely aware of this fact nonstop his whole life. He is well aware that nobody would ever listen to Jay-Z if not forced to, and nobody would ever place him in the canon of greats if not forced to. So his insecurity compels him to do what he "must", thusly.
>>131977281>>131977500https://youtu.be/np_ajGU42I0?t=50someone like Nas is also talentless and, as shown here, also owned by the NWO
>>131972716everyone who isn't a black male of his age will also say Jay-Z is massively overrated
>>131969204No. I wanted Biebs.
>>131969213real
Will he throw me out a window if I don't?
>>131984858>talent>rapFunny joke
