Best Friends Forever editionOld: >>131947840FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131958640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YXfeNxJJ0
>>131958640
Notorious homosexual and welfare fraudster, Varg Vikernes, died today at 53 of full blown fucking AIDS. He is survived by his autistic wife and 8 retarded children. RIP
>>131958690and nothing of value was lost *spits*
>>131958640Thank you, Lord Iommi for this offering.
where is everyone
>>131958620Why the belly shirt tho? There is nothing masculine or evil or hardcore about it. It's just massively gay.
>>131958640Black metal
>>131955522
>>131959676he was a gay twink and was trying to seduce other twinks to have gay twink sex with them. That fated day, Varg arrived at euronymous' home expecting fagronymous to be a top despite the strong bot vibes, and as it turns out, so was twinkronymous expecting varg to be the top, so varg got autistically angry and stabbed aidsronymous 23 times with his favorite magnum BBC dildo. It's a sad, tragic story, but it's also part of the appeal of black metal.
>>131959676The early Norwegian black metal scene was a well known social club for homosexuals. So much so, in fact, that several of them out of a tiny group experienced gay panic and murdered their lovers.
>God's against me having gay sex? Well, guess I'll spite him by having as much gay sex as physically possible!Black metal in a nutshell
>God's against me having gay sex? Well, guess I'll spite him by having as much gay sex as physically possible!
>>131959818Chadronymous looked just like that and said that
You just know Varg has never felt the warm embrace of a woman's vagina around his minuscule clitty. There's no way in hell those 8+ children are actually his, and not someone else's bastard offspring with Marie "le vélo de la ville" Cachet.
He called himself Uranus or something like that
>>131959982He like it when his gay lovers told him "I want to fuck Uranus" after all.
>>131959982He wore a Party City cape
commited to doom for my riff https://voca.ro/188GS30vlNBq
can we talk about anything else than fags, trannies and jews?
>>131961180Ok nigga
>>131961180But they make up almost the entire black metal scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0MGSya9wrA
Metal for guys who look like this?
>>131961343Whatever you're listening to
>>131961343cradle of filth, ozzy
rap metal
When will Taurus come out as a chud? His Atheosophia stuff is a bit sketchy.
>>131961511Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAQ_hwQnjYE
>>131961343OpethEuropean Power MetalAny Avantgarde or Prog metalFolk metal
>>131958640luv me some quebec tech thrash wank
Does anyone know what happened to the Nuclear War Now prod. forum?I've been out of the loop for a while
>>131958620hahaa
La bomba del IslamiTe deja paraplejiLa bomba del IslamiTe deja tetraplejiAunque corras Y te escondasLa onda expansivaTe va a robar la vida
man, fuck metal, I should just start making happy sounding punk/rock music with le macabre lyrics and have some cute bubbly girl dance around while singing the songs
>>131961343Sadly, metal concerts in my area are pozzed af, trannies get in without paying the ticket for some events and there are few band members that are troons themselves. >>131961678I've seen some really flamboyent looking people at a power and prog metal event some weeks ago.
>>131962170I always find it funny when the tranny in question absolutely jawmogs most guys.
>>131962191Kek. Many such cases.
Was feeling sad until I realized nbbmn is less than a week away!
>>131961552Seems like he already hasHe added Othala runes to the Fellwinter logo and says "Jew" like 5 times on this album, it's one of the only words you can make out
>>131962863I haven’t heard his Fellwinter stuff yet
Just a random question, who do you guys think is Metallica of black metal?
>>131962863Good.
>>131963092magallica is probably the most mainstream metal has ever gotten, and extreme metal like black metal has never been mainstream
>>131963092In terms of popularity? Dimmu Borgir.
>>131963092Maybe Satyricon if you don't accept Dimmu.
>>131963092Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir
>>131963092Behemoth
>>131963092Me
>>131963237Hi Nergal
>>131963118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCDPWsBtOaI
>>131962863no one cares about this gay poser band
>>131963540kvetch
Walked back from the movies a few weeks ago and took some photos. This one looks like good album art
>>131963567It looks like a painting
>>131961180>Can we talk about anytime that isn't the /metal/ community?
>He added Othala runes to the Fellwinter logo and says "Jew" like 5 times on this album
>>131963567Monochrome Add some film grainOBNOXIOUS TRVE KVLT LOGOBAM! You gotsa black metal album cover right there
>>131963567built for shitty emo music
>>131963567I have now made sure your album will be shilled relentlessly, regardless of content.
>>131963752Those flowers should be the clown afro
>>131963810KAKAROT???
>>131963810i also thought this was goku from the thumbnail. nice either way
131963540131963639Why is xe so mad?
>>131963810HAUUUGHH
>>131963951who are you quoting xister?
>>131958640i hope we get the semi-posthumous album next year
>>131964469Hot take: that album is better than Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
>>131964489Most of abigor’s albums are better than the vast majority of other well known black metal albums yes.
>>131962863Great band
>>131958640PORTVGVESE BLVCK MVTAL
>>131962863Terrible band
New NSBM banger dropped
>>131958640HEIL
>magicknot listening!
what do we think of the shit ov god
LGBTQNSBM
if I'm gonna download another fucking album where one song is louder/quieter than the rest I'm gonna become Hitler 2
>>131964707Did some occultist piss in your cornflakes and fucked your mom?
>>131964733Correct.
>>131964687>Nick Curse - Vocalskek
>>131964747We hate the dark arts here. We are Christ pilled.
>>131964792Jesus Christ was a sorcerer. Better than Solomon.:)
>>131964788>Nick Curse
>>131963951body dysmorphia and a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia
>>131964826kek
>>131964734Replay gain adjustment/volume leveling is the single most important function of a media player.
can we go back to discussing trans folks?
I want to stop watching tranny sissy porn, metal for this feel?
>None So Vile at the 'overrated album competition' when Terminal Redux walks in
>>131963951>>131964847sametroon
>>131964921why would you even want to stop? Don't you want to be like your favorite trve kvlt black metal musicians?
>>131964938because it's just jewish virus
>>131964926Terminal Redux can never be overrated now because you can't mention it without some redditor telling you that the singer is a wife beater and you aren't allowed to listen to it if you're a Good Person.
>>131964942maybe, but those brazilian trannies tho...I've busted countless nuts to Patricia Oliveira and I feel like a real black metal patrician when I do.
>>131964926at that event master of puppets would clear both easily
>>131964926This, except Exercises in Futility
>see american band in Europe>they start going on about Trump
>>131963567No it doesn’t
>>13196492150ccs of NYDM should clear that up
>>131964957Master of Puppets is that good
Scott Ian, the inventor of thrash metal
Scott Ian, the inventor of the finest thrash metal subgenre: crossover
>crossoverNot metal
>>131965167incorrect
>crossoverHalf metal
Whenever I forget about /metal/, I forget about /metal/
/trad/ here, heard you was talkin shit /metal/
Nothing but crossover november
>>131965321>>crossover>Not metal
Yea I like black metal, deafheaven, liturgy, the list can go on…
>>131965541I need to listen to this. Heard it was mighty good
>Waiter, there's a lurker in my chalice.
>>131964847Correct.
what's the correct sequence of metal genres from highest to lowest test?
>>131965717war metal > everything else
>>131965719>war shittal
>>131965717brutal death metal > everything else
is skid row really going with the indian?
>>131964926None So Vile is overrated but is still one the best albums ever made.
Today we share in a moment of silence for Varg’s innocence, forced into a situation he never asked for by the crazed gayrapist Euronymous. Varg never wanted to kill, but Odin (Wotan) commanded him to survive that day, when the friend he trusted committed the ultimate violent betrayal, a bloody ambush in the woods that turned into a knife fight to the death
>>131966244
>>131966262kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icYw9RJAIDk
What's the best Bolt Thrower worship band?
What album would you recommend to the Pope?
>>131966321You can tell I've been here too long because when you said "the Pope" I thought you meant Pope Richard and immediately thought of this.
what happened to hector and his familiar
>>131966321
>>131958640drinking a beer too.
>>131966429Good post
>>131966262Schizophrenicxister
>>131966481Correct.
>>131966435Died in a motorcycle accident. His cheap bike broke apart mid-ride and he died horribly
I just roke up
slayer > anthrax > metallica > megadeth
>>131966612ULTRA BASED
>>131966753Slayer > Metallica > Megadeth > Anthrax
Strjona - Sheeny Fiend
>>131966753Correct.
Finian is a musical genius, the Varg Vikernes of our time
What album would you recommend to the Dalai Lama?
>>131966307maybe War Master
>>131966307I forgot their name but they’re from Poland and they’re basically a bolt thrower tribute band
>>131966753Slayer > Metallica > Megadeth
>>131966262Should be a circus tent in the middle
>>131967011Kaevum - Ultra
>>131966753>>131966787>>131967161Coroner - Coroner - Coroner - Coroner > the rest
Whatever happened to the guy who posted cat webms in every thread? Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe!>>131967011OM - Advaitic Songs
>>131958640This album is fucking good, bros. I keep coming back to it over and over.
>>131967417You keep coming? xD
>>131966880total bangerhttps://files.catbox.moe/mxpg13.mp3
>>131967134Chainsword
>>131967495All of this midgets shit sucks
>AI Ozzy hologram to debut in Tel Aviv to promote Netanyahu's re-election
we need to cast a 5m tall Euronymous hologram right in front of Varg's shack 24/7 from a drone
>>131967471that nigga looks prussian as fuck
>>131967750Do we include his humongous BBC dildo too?
What would varg's reaction be if he found one of his daughters watching BBC porn?
>>131967889Are you trying to compare his reaction to when your father caught you?
>>131967908There was no need for me to be caught, if you know what I mean. I'm just trying to jerk off here.
>>131967925Understandable, sorry for the disrespect. I just felt insecure about my own BBC fetish.
>>131967995np, anon. you're forgiven.
>>131967889Jerk off to her fingering herself because he is a disturbed freak
>>131958640Spiritually and Musically Black Metal https://youtu.be/ErDNOOp4w70
what's with all this talk about BBC? And why the hell were you guys talking about trannies before that?
>>131968117stfu nigga, we love BBCs and trannies here
>>131967471I imagine the trooner taking the picture is no better, maybe even uglier.
>>131958620I heard Varg killed Euronymous because they were gay lovers and Varg found out Euro was cheating on him with Hellhammer
>>131968380that's all but confirmed at this point
brazilians be like i love negro metal kkkkkkkkkkkk
>>131968077I would love to see each of those demos get 12" vinyl releases. Brilliant work.
>>131968419kek so do mexicans
>>131958622Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>131968419Sim
What album would you play through Delay Lama?
Nekrosoldat about the modern NS Scene gathering in Sao Paulo(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "trannies", they were anti-cisgender, they were pro-HRT, we cultivated this
>>131966429why do they always look like that?
>>131968841They're Jews.
>>131968841Being dragged from /pol/ into a music thread against their will
>>131968866>their
>>131966160why do they always look like that?
>>131968925They're BraziliaNS.
>>131968841Inbreeding, simple as
>>131968939Why did you reply to yourself, lass?
>>131967011>>131968753Anon's Demo
>>131968955Take your meds, lass
>>131968981We can see you're still taking your meds: HRT
There are some really good NSBM albums but I never see any posted here, just the absolute dogshit
>>131969024What about this one lass.
>>131969049
>>131969049A /metal/ favourite
>>131969157yeah, a favorite joke lmao
>>131969168>more kvetching
>>131969157Yes but not in the way you mean
>>131969157Correct.
we love to clown on kaevum, if you know what i mean
>>131958640Can't post album art cause NSFW: https://youtu.be/FhM1KxtIUAg
>>131969024Recently discovered pic related and really liked its straight high tempo.
>>131969412get fucked
>>131969426His other project Adherent has some good songs like this (Track 3)https://youtu.be/6M4gsLlGU0I?t=551
>>131969412go back to /v/ jeetslopper no one cares about that gay shit
elegant power metal with symphonic arrangements, piano passages, soaring vocals, and melodic solos
>>131969412SAAR moment
>>131969539Yes!
what if thrash metal is too much for meany thrash rock?
>>131969581Zeke
I wonder if James has seen the movie Friday. That movie was hilarious.
>>131969581It's called speed metal
thrash sissies wish they could riff like speed chads
how do i make nbbmn interesting if im nbbmning all throughout the year anyway
I'm a fucking idiot
>>131969856Listen to first wave and/or heavy/speed/doom, also darkwave, ambient and silence
>>131969856I will curate your NBBMN for you
NSBM November
>>131969856Oh shit I know, with a world or continent map, some dice, pencil and candles, attribute from 1 to 6, or 12 or 20 a scene in a country, then band and so on yeah shit like thatIf dice dubs listen to next anon blasting fugg :DD
>>131970407A post so cringe I'm taking none of this advice
>>131969960Can you list 5 bands discographys to check out for me. All i have this year is vothana so far
>>131970437Nice DD:
>>131958640Holy shit.
>>131970479>>131970437>cringeVery much, yes, but my posts are miles better than the clownshit, polshit, botshit, kvetch this, gay that, diaper that bs in here and you fucking know it>adviceIf that is u seek, do something else entirely with ur black metal traditionAdd some fkn krautrock, berlin school, neoclassical, darkwave... there are many songs in those styles aligned with metal spirit
My metal? BLACK.My coffee? BLACK.My skin? BLACK.My heart? BLACK.My cat? BLACK.
>>131969856No atmoshit, no dissoshit, no warshit, no rawshit
another metal threadsame ol' larping Norwegian twinks who think forests and tolkien references are metalnone of them even have collapsed veins from heroin mfw
>>131970854Not very Satanic of you desu
>>131970804lil broski slid in raw and thought we wouldn't notice
>>131970905metal being satanic feels like an outdated edgelord meme. it just doesn't feel metal to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OkSsFsXLD8
>>131970633>My cat? BLACK.Zazed
>>131965622Oh dear. Usually we'd charge extra for that, sir. Perhaps we could come to some agreement without needing to call a manager.
Red Sky Is Ours or whatever just popped into my algorithm. It sounds disgustingly thin, I don't understand how the Metallumfags gave this album a +90% rating. It sounds like if an anorexic tried deadlifting 140kg.
>>131971472Yeah, this one is overrated as fuck. I never saw the appeal
>>131971472>>131971574absolute brainlets
>>131971892>t. progressive meloslop gobbler
>>131969597HEIL
>>131958640STILL YOU CLAIM THE WORSHIPPER'S POSE AND YOU BOWYOU KNEEL
>>131970407>a world or continent maphere you go(no, the rest of the "countries" don't matter)
>>131972045>Portugal and Spainconquistador's worst side>Croatia and Turkeyliterally this board kek>Belaruswut.jpg>Italy...>Romaniatop kek>Poland and UKwholesome
Let's play a game, /meal/.>Think of two or more metal musicians with the same first name>Rank themTreat shorter/longer versions as the same name, e.g. Bobs may be compared to RobertsWho are the most talented Gavins in metal?
Same with regional variants, e.g. Steve = Stephan = Sven = Esteban, etc.
>>131958640https://youtu.be/WdYvr2QpC3E?is=tnAVCy_FVPDgMiGVhttps://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE?is=MzVa9I_slXDztcevhttps://youtu.be/qPOTEs_yTJo?is=4HnUxFfADBLB7xIf
>>131970633Post cat
>>131972194>Tom "GANGSTER" Fischer>Tom "ANGEL RAPER" SuchI prefer Celtic Frost / Triptykon over Sodom so
>>131972194I know maybe 20 metal musicians by name. I listen to music, not care about celebrities like some gossiping normalfag.
>>131967377
>>131972612And yet you likely know the names of and care about many totally fictional drawings. Curious.
>>131972194Chris Reifert -started way too gnarly and weird, vocals only got better with each era, also plays drums, metal afChris Barnes - "invented" low gutts, dude weed, mid SFU stuff now, haunted is decent, gets a lot of hate which is quite metal, weird hard rock covers
>>131972612Not the same thing
George Soros > George Fisher
>>131972696Yes, just like I know the names of songs on albums. But I don't care about names of anime directors or other staff, or manga authors. I do know a lot of seiyuu, though. But most of them are also singers.https://soundcloud.com/monti-charlotte/hanaji-ranra-cv
>>131968181pathetic and sad cope, lose some weight fatty
>>131967471Peter Griffin?!
>>131969017kek
>>131972985Peter looks healthier than him
>>131972919>I don't care about celebrities but I know a lot of seiyuu (celebrities: japan)>I don't care about names of the people who actually created the anime/mangaposer alert
>>131972194>Erik LindmarkDeeds of Flesh frontman, early stuff was peak DM imho. Also ran the Unique Leader label which had a great roster Unfortunately drank himself to death, RIP>Erik RutanGreat when he's working with other people (Morbid Angel, CC, Ripping Corpse, the 1st Hate Eternal album with Doug Cerrito). Not so much when he's taking the reins (every Hate Eternal album after the 1st)*brickwalls your album*>Erik DanielssonNever been a fan of Watain, pretty mediocre/forgettable BM. I do remember finding Casus Luciferi decent thoughI haven't listened to them in ages, maybe I'll revisit them this November
>>131973205My favourite Eric is Erik Wunder but he's fucking dead now.
>>131973205>Unfortunately drank himself to deathThought he died of sclerosis>>131972194Can only think of gavin ward from bolt thrower>Bob VignaOne of the best death metal guitarists instantly recognizable, nice moves when playing too>Robert TrujiloBass for metallica lives, gets a good paycheck I guess, wastes his talent, dreadful hair>Rob barretPlayed guitar on the cannibal albums I don't like(except the bleeding)Vigna is the best by far
>>131972612I anticipated this point because I'm kind of in the same boat myself: with more than half of my favourite metal bands, I can't name a single member. Hell, if I were a poser, I might research the fuck out of notable metal figures, just so people would assume I enjoy the music more than I actually do.But at the end of the day, we're a social species; I'd say it's natural to care at least a little bit about the people who make the sounds we love.
gooning to funeral doom metal
CRY FOR THE INDIANS
>>131973470>Thought he died of sclerosisThat's misinfo, he actually died of cirrhosisWhich is usually caused by alcohol abusehttps://youtu.be/PYrvXhCDz1s?t=777
why are metal lyrics so stupid
What is the best genre of metal and why is it black metal?
>>131973653most metal is in English and most metalfags are ESLs
>>131973205>Unique LeaderHell yeah; some great stuff on there>Unfortunately drank himself to death, RIPWould it be inappropriate to pour one out for him?>Great when he's working with other peopleMany such cases in music! I really don't think it's anything to be ashamed of. Dave Grohl springs immediately to mind. Know your own strengths and weaknesses, I say
stop wagecucking and start entertaining me with your posts
>>131973653Drums are stupid loud to begin withDistortion as an effect was born from cranking amp gain beyond sensible limitsYelling/growling/roaring is more about the sound of the voice than what you're actually trying to say, so who gives a heckI think it would be stupid for metal lyrics to NOT be stupid, if you sniff my drift. It just fits
>>131974283>cranking amp gain beyond sensible limitsripped amps actually, much media illiteracy
>>131973653black metal solved this
>>131974359>MUH TREES>MUH SATAN>MUH TOLKEINwow so smart and intellectual
>>131972779Adding Chris "OJ" Ojeda from Byzantine, whom /meal/ foolishly dismisses as groove metal, when they're so much more than that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3MPMjDXaog
>>131974322Tomayto, tomahto. You at least saw what I was driving at? Pun intended.
>>131974359>>131974402If you listen to BM, but you don’t know what phase the moon is in, or what wild flowers are blooming then you have failed. It is shocking to me that one could be seriously interested in Black Metal and not be deeply committed to radical ecology. Is BM supposed to be about concrete high rises, suburbs, television, an easy modern existence with access to 4-tracks and corpse paint from the local hot topic? No! The music is about wild forests, unfettered rivers, nature: furious and vengeful.Frankly, I think a good portion of Black Metallers haven’t thought too hard about why they are into the music. I remember reading an interview with Garm of Ulver, I think in Michael Moynihan’s “Lords of Chaos”. Garm just couldn’t say enough horrible things about the youthful malcontents who buy the majority of Black Metal records; I tend to agree with him. Black Metal is a fairly easy thing to get into. There is a style, a sound, a set of beliefs – it’s all there to be purchased or downloaded with nary a thought of one’s own needed to get the whole package. There is deep truth underneath the façade of grim posturing, but one needs to search for it.
>>131974402
>>131973459Rip Cobalt is such a unique band
>>131973564I mean, willingly outsourcing your thought potential to A.I. is pretty tragic
>>131973548Funeral Goon Metal for next edish?
>>131974778Yes
>>131974818I am trying to recreate this tongue flick, how the fuck is this dude doing it so fast
>>131972194I guess if we scaled this up enough, we'd get>The Most (And Least) Metal First Names, According to Sciencewhich could prove very useful for the virile metalchads ITT wondering what to name their umpteenth Aryan child
>>131974832Why?
>>131974880To impress women
I read somewhere that in ancient Egypt, when a pharaoh's wife or concubine died, they'd intentionally let her body putrefy for a few days before sending it to be embalmed, to discourage funeral gooning
>>131974889Gay
>Funeral GooningNow, that's a band name
>>131975497>>131975497>>131975497
