DUDE editionOLD: >>131901492FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131908688checked
>>131908677>>131908688D U D EUDE
>>131908705Looks stupid
>>131908705
Artist: Lich KingAlbum: Toxic Zombie OnslaughtSong: Black Metal Sucks>Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down>Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown>Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long>Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog>Auuugghh uuerrghh>eeuurrgghhh>What??>You suck!!
>>131908705HEIL
OK is it out of your systems now?
your entire life is spent living in the orbit of white peopleits deeply sad, and i am profoundly grateful not to live in whatever favela you spawned in
>>131908705I mean the look on her face is actually stupid.
Artist: EychengeystAlbum: SchöpfertraumSong: Raus!>Raus!>Raus!>Raus!>Raus!
>>131908779Not metal
>>131908724Hell yeah Zeke!
>>131908688
>>131908705she looks like the girl who can see the horse things that no one else can see in harry potter
>>131908770Correct. Kaevum wasn't even posted in the last thread and she was still posting her edits and kvetching. Is there no rope in Brazil?
which one of you faggots is this
>>131908834he inserted it alright
>Well, I'm a shock trooper in a stupor>Yes, I am>I'm a Nazi Schatzi, you know I fight for the fatherland>Well, I'm a shock trooper in a stupor>Yes, I am>I'm a Nazi Schatzi, you know I fight for the fatherland
>S-STOP MAKING FUN OF THE ALBUM I'VE BEEN SPAMMING HERE EVERY THREAD FOR YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFucking kek
>>131908834Nigga's 30 piece collection consists of Lil Peep, Kaevum, Macintosh Plus and Black Magick SS
>>131908875what a meme loving fuck
>>131908863HEIL
never give it another you
>>131908895Correct.
Why does she always need to be the center of attention?
>>131908893me?
>>131908688We be gettin' esoteric n shiet!https://youtu.be/jgxJmgUgGSk
You didn't listen. Again.
>>131908909just look at her at the end of the last thread because her ultra edit was ignored lol
>>131908919They want attention. It gets attention.
>>131908919>If you post an album that triggers me I WILL spam trannies and clownsKYS
>>131908688Getting back to some Horna after not really listening to them for like 15 years. Not sure why I stopped.https://youtu.be/fytrEVeuSnU
>>131908938you forgot>and I WILL shit my pants over the clowns being posted
>>131908953um sweaty, Horna are sketch, do not post them again for another 15 years or it's trannies and clowns for you m'kaydon't make me tap the sign again
>rightDM chad>leftNSBM fan
>>131908957>saint's angerok the mere fact that they picked that as a name means i need to check them out. they're either going to be spectacularly shit or spectacularly good
>>131908705>>131908721>>131908868>>131908893>>131908919>>131908938
>>131909005correct
>>131908987No one cares about your clowns, that's why you keep seeing Kaevum. And will continue to. You WILL learn to cope or rope.
>>131909005Correct
>>131908990>Horna>SketchUHHHHHHHHH >>131909008Panopticon and Arghoslent both have shit production, they're made for each other
>>131908791I forget what the horse things are called, but the girl's name is Luna Lovegood... and I bet she does>>131908821>Is there no rope in Brazil?It's all been used to lash unsafe multi-storey shacks to the sides of larger buildings, or tied into ladders to reach said upper storeys
>>131909013>No one caresyou have a melty every time
>No one cares about your clownsIs that why you shit your panties every time they're posted? Kek
Nobody:The favela 1 second after putting on Kultur:
>>131908957>POV: you play at Keep it True
>>131909040Kultur went triple platinum in the favelas.
>>131909034>>131909037>>131909040>it is real in my mind
For me, it's Arghopticon>>223853795Well, /meal/?
>>131909041where are the GILFs?
>>131908957I only know of Master's HammerLynch Mob, are they a cover band of Dokken? I like Dokken.The rest I am drawing a blank on
>>131908688This ripsWhy are chuds so good at metal?https://youtu.be/J-TWPjqLSpA
>>131909094>Lynch MobGeorge Lynch's band
>>131908990You’re literally just text on a screen, I don’t have to listen to you.
>>131908688No one will believe me, but I'm literally, unironically blasting this right now.
>>131909108Oh okay. I forgot he did his spin off. They're not even on Metallum lol
>>131909136I believe you
I really hope that Kultur isn't actually a good album because I refuse to listen to it.
finns are not white, theretofore finnish nsbm is false
Kaevum might be the first band I permanently delete from my 3,000+ band archive I don't want to be associated with such faggotry
>>131909158Good. You don’t deserve to listen to Kaevum
>>131909171>Letting third party faggots influence you and not making your own sovereign decisionsThe faggot...is you
>>131909158It’s mid black metal. Not as bad as most nsbm but not something anyone would care about unless you think NS themes make music sound better.
>>131909158it's not. it's a diamond dozen mid black metal album that some brownie latched onto because it has BASED nsbm aesthetics. which is the case for virtually every nsbm album discussed here, the "people" discussing them here aren't actually interested in the music.
>>131909159being brown never stopped anyone else from doing NSBM
appalling riffs aflame
>>131909242Lykathea Aflame made some appallingly stunning riffs, yes
>>131908919>that timezonethe projection is real lol
>>131909173There's no bad Sabbat, even the 3rd album, which has been largely pushed into the shadows.
It's just incredibly mid as a whole and not even worth making memes overBesides the obvious Nordvrede comparisons, Kaevum is a decent Gorgoroth worship band, but apparently when you slap on anti-Semitic themes (which is all the rage these days with kids on TikTok), it tickles the taint of terminally online edgelordsThe first couple tracks are actually really good. Relentless drumming and riffs with typical folksy Norwegian crooning and screeching, but has long, exasperated howls which distinguishes it from Hat's genre standard vocals. The appeal wears off after a couple tracks though. Pentagram and Antichrist, this is not. Riffs start to sound like aimless noodling, drums get way too by-the-numbers, and the constant stretched-syllable wailing starts to get annoying as fuck. Anyone who says this is a masterpiece is a dipshit
>>131909204>>131909217>t. Seething samefagxister
>Artist: Goyeum>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Jerusalem, Jerusalem>Genre: Blackened Pop Punk>Themes: Hebrew/Jewish history, Judaism, Religious Zionism, The Old Testament
>Don't insult my freaking mediocre black metal band, it is based for being nazi!
>>131909360>rit80 diaktrovewhat are their best albums?
>Location: Circus City, USA>Genre: Avant-garde Progressive Metal>Themes: Balloon animals, Juggling, Strongman competitions>Last known lineup:>The Bearded Lady (everything)
>>131909217>diamond dozen
It's almost /nbbmn/ time bros...
>>131909136
>>131909013Correct.
>>131909502gay
>>131909502Got some tricks up my sleeve that's going to cause some seethe...
HEIL HETFIELD
Kaevum>Country of origin: Norway>Location: Tromsø, Troms>Genre: Black Metal>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Hate, National Socialism, Antisemitismhttps://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Kaevum/3540269450
>>131909606Can you not?
>>131909355>>131909466Correct.>>131909643Incorrect.
>>131909658I'd creampie her hehehehe
>>131909658kek
>woman on the Natur cover was an actress married to a Jew
>>131909658>sir, another clownpost has hit the thread
>>131909296Sounds nothing like Gorgoroth. Cope and seethe
>>131909752quite the discography
>>131909754>sounds nothing like a good bandyep
>>131909606Please, please don't. No kulturspam or NSBM seething. NBBMN is really important to me and my favorite part of the year and it really ruins it for me when the threads get hijacked. It'd really mean a lot to me if all you guys could be cool about it this year.
>>131909643This sucks
>NBBMN is really important to me and my favorite part of the year
>>131909617What band is he from again?Rockullum?
The new Mastodon slaps. The new Immolation slaps. The new Neurosis slaps. The new Anthrax slaps. The new At the Gates slaps. The new Exodus slaps. The new Russian Circles slaps. The new August Burns Red slaps. The new Karnivool slaps. The new Megadeth slaps. The new Sylosis slaps. The new Lamb of God slaps. And I still have an ass load of new 2026 releases to explore.If you're not an unfun retard with your ears in your ass metal has had a lot of great albums to check out this year. You guys need to learn how to have fun again.
>>131908705Has there ever been another band or album that has caused this much seething here?
I think playing extreme metal mixed in within pop songs during my drives has kept people from raging at me and from getting pulled over by policeWho would tussle with the dude blasting Cryptopsy one moment then Taylor Swift the next before it turns over to Nokturnal Mortum
>>131909925you weren't here for Terminal Redux posting huh
>>131909920>slaps>ebonicsignored
>>131909920>fundo not entry
>>131909925In the Aeroplane over the Sea>>131909936And thisI forgot why the seethe happened though. David being a wife beater or some shit?
The new Satanic Warmaster slaps. The new Archgoat slaps. The new Mooncitadel slaps. The new Vargrav slaps. The new Warmoon Lord slaps. The new Chamber of Unlight slaps. And I still have an ass load of new 2026 releases to explore.If you're not an unfinn retard with your ears in your ass Finnish black metal has had a lot of great albums to check out this year. You guys need to learn how to have finn again.
>>131909931That just makes you a faggot
>>131909936Not even close to the Kaevum mind-rape
>>131909931Your taste in both metal and pop is terrible
>>131909658What FPS game is this?
>>131909986it's a Doom .wad
>>131909971finland is the least metal country
>>131909986Rainbow 6: Siege>>131909981Would you consider Steely Dan and Fleetwood Mac pop?
>>131909992Actually it's the most metal country.
>>131909617Stop posting that chud or I'm gonna have to teach you to be a better man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VlV1dVPW20WITH IRON WILL THEY TREAD ACROSSTHIS BURNING SPECK OF WORTHLESS DUSTTHEIR METAL STANDARDS NOW UNFURLEDTHEY PURGE THE HUMANS FROM THEIR WORLD
>>131910028god, when is Bibi gonna drone strike this bitchy boomer
>>131909829HE'S FAT
Can we have some solid rules and guidelines for NBBMN this year? Is Dungeon Synth allowed? How far into folk/pagan/viking can you go until it stops being BM? Same question applies to Blackgaze. What about 1st wave, is that allowed?
>>131910063Are you a retard?
>>131909941agreed>>131909946approach
>>131910063damn, I didn't know black metal had so many guidelines and rules
>>131910063Shut the fuck up.
>>131909971Finnish black metal is fluff, it’s cotton candy for the ears
>>131910063>Is Dungeon Synth allowed?Lonely loser
>>131910074Lets say I am. Can you answer the question?
>>131909941Ebonics or no, he's right
>>131910063only blink 182 is allowed
>>131909971>Gaytanic Snoremaster>slapsThanks for saving me the trouble of reading the rest of that.
>>131910063>weYou mean the tourists that participate? You can have that discussion with them, WE don’t give a shit.
Havukruunu is pop punk
>>131910103No, shut the fuck up.
>>131910129BM for girlfriends
>>131910137>Admitting to being more retarded than a retardBallsy
>>131910142like Moonsorrow
>>131910099>loserMaybe in your world, but in my realm I am king.
dungeon synth fans the kind of guy to say "please" and "thank you" when ordering in a drive-thru
>>131910028the thread currently on the board is wild yet they're in here kvetching lol
>>131910149absolutely disgustingfoids are not welcome!
>>131909818Literally the album of the centuryYou just have shit taste, João
>>131910028based, we stand with Rogerf*ck that pr*ck H*tfield
>>131910190The people who defend Roger Waters on this board are unironically a lost cause. Imagine defending a guy who hates you.
>>131910216Correct, we prefer sharing private time in private quarters with fellow men to satisfy our needs for companionship
>>131909936terminal redux was actually good though. people hated it solely because a lot of people liked it. people now don't like kaevum because it's one diminutive swarthy individual spamming it from her favela to generate reactions (and then getting upset when she gets the wrong reactions)
>>131910249>Imagine defending a guy who hates you.all the browncels defending Hitler lmao
>>131909920Aside from Immolation all of those bands are shit/not metal. Listening to garbage is not my idea of fun
>>131910247Oh great, now they're raiding us.
>>131910247
>>131909936>>131910262Terminal Redux is not bad, but personally I like Outer Isolation more.
>>131910362for me, it's BLACKED future
>>131910262>>131910263has this ever worked anywhere for you?
>>131910262>>131910263This xister is posting on two devices at once. Absolutely neurotic
>>131910028Roger waters is such a narc prick, one of those stand up holier than thou virtue signaling pricks that huff their own farts
>>131910357That's just your average left-wng "music" concert
>>131910357>the most "based" musician according to nu-/pol/
>>131910387Xhe tried to spam this >>131908721 twice at the exact same time a few threads ago but missed by a second. It's so obvious
>>131910402Roger Waters loves to eyerape people with leftoid bullshit.
>>131910357>>13191045483 years old btw, not even an actual boomer because he was born during WWII
based metal entertainer Hetfieldcringe non-metal political activist Waters
>>131910263AYYY CARUMBA ORALE ZIPZAPBOOM HITLER MUH FREN, AM HITLER TOP GUYCASTIZO SUPREMACY
>>131910472>he was born during WWIIAnd his commie father was killed by the Nazis during WWII
>>131910543he never shuts up about a dad he never even knewgoddamn this album fucking sucks
>>131910578His father was a Labour Party activist and a Communist Party member. Nothing of value was lost.
>>131910610even worse, he was a teacher
>>131910626Think of the damage the bastard did.
>>131908688Not bad on first listen but kinda feels like they're spinning their wheels a bit
what band that roger guy even played in?
>>131910672he was the original bassist for metallica
>>131910672Pink Goy
>>131910672The Meggadeaths
I just roke up
>>131910472But wait, there's more!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV9QEkdYtE4
>>131908688This is just a cappella Black Metal
>>131910714>>131910776Not metal
>>131910787Are the Ramones metal?
>>131910822if they're metal enough for Lemmy, they're metal enough for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjalt83wU-A
Metal
best trve black metal for an atmofag to get into?
>>131910839Not saying much considering Lemmy loved anything hard like candy;^)https://youtu.be/hT_L73tA6Y8
>You might be a financial wizard>With a sack of loot>But all I see is a slimy lizard>With an expensive suit>Go on and run your corporation>Go on and kiss some ass>You can buy up half of the nation>But you can't buy class>You bastards think it's funny>Lyin' and thieving all your life>Think all there is, is money>Got your future wrapped-up tight>But just 'cos you got the power>That don't mean you got the right
>>131910839that diapershitting fossil isn't metal either
>>131910879Neither are you, FLESH BAG
>>131910879if lemmy isn't metal then I say fuck metal
>>131910879Motörhead is metal and I don't give a fuck about what Lemmy said.
I think that you guys are more insufferable than the faggot refugees on /k/Metal for this feel?
>>131910912Anal Cunt
Lemmy is burning in excrement with Ozzy and Cronos
>>131910903Lemmy hated the metal label.he considered himself just rock n roll
>>131910967Talmudic post
>>131910980>sees this geek bouncing around yelling BLACK METALyeah no wonder Lemmy distanced himself from metal until CHADTALLICA came around
>>131910875Mega based
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>>131910362black future is their best by far. they droned on a little too long with terminal redux. i don't like outer isolation. it's like a bunch of reject b-side songs.>>131910385>>131910387>>131910433>seething favela noises
>>131911020>those facesbongs shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
>>131911100you're brown
>>131911123brown people breed the most, dumbass
>>131911150brown non sequitur
>>131911158stop using college level words you don't know the meaning to
>>131911123Correct.
>>131911172brown
>>131911177Covefefe
Extremely rodential thread
>>131911192the colour of your skin
>>131910875how come this song and Eagle Rock were just b-sides
Eagle’s Nest
>>131911243Wolf's Lair
>>131911253nigga's secret HQ called wolf's lair and chuds say he wasn't the bad guy lmao
>Extremely rodential thread
>>131911253Wolf's Lair Abyss
>>131911267Adolf means Noble Wolf. And he was.
>>131911313he died like a dog
>>131911272Did you not even bother to look at the picture, or are you too dumb to understand it?
>>131911324You don't know how he died, Spielberg.
>>131911324He teleported back to heaven again though, that is why they never found his corpse
>>131911245Heils! Best Bilskirnir EP.
>>131911344It's a picture of you
>>131911397Commies ate his body to absorb his power
>>131911209Schizophrenic post
ramones are beloved herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXI5JkFTWA
>>131911324>kills himself in what is essentially a basementkek
Why are metalheads so low IQ?
>>131911523this sucks
>>131911521the vibration of the bass accented by the riffs and drums constantly pound our brains into a jelly mushas a side effect, I also shit myself often
>>131911523We already went over thisIt's just okay, decentButIt's not metal
>>131911548>It's not metalcurious how you neglected this >>131911486
>>131911558neglect this, you fucking casual>*unzips pants*
>>131911558You're noticing too
>>131911558I ain't clicking that link bro
>>131911523this rules
>everyone is the same poster
>>131911579stop samefagging, meyou schizo, who art mewhere art thou
>>131911523i'm gay and i love this
>>131911523>woodcock going into a fertility runeok this is epic
>>131911575The guy who posted it didn't seem to care for it. I've ended up playing the 3 demos on a loop since then. They were comped on CD but the fucker is gone.
Who are the /metal/ equivalent to GLOCK?>Consistent >Typically good>Genre defining>Also, boring as shit
>>131911245HEIL!
>>131911623God Dethroned
>>131911623Cannibal Corpse
>>131911585>hello me>meet the real me
>>131911623Neurosis
>>131911523actual unironic pop punk riffs
>>131911623Morbid Angel
>>131911635>>131911640>>131911652only CC could even make a claim to be "genre defining"
>>131911664Post-punk, kid.
>>131911685Eaten Back to Life came out in 19 fucking 90 you tremendous faggot
>>131911685Does "genre defining" mean being the first band to do it in the genre or just a band that entirely captures the essence of the genre?
>>131911685>>131911701Glock as a handgun manufacturer fits the latter definitionThey weren't the first to make Tupperware tier handguns using the Browning tilting barrel action, nor use a striker fired mechanism, but they capture the essence of what a handgun is.
great now we have /k/ trannies in the thread
>>131911699I said "make a claim"not that it actually is genre defining.>>131911701That but more or less is also KNOWN well enough for people to point at them and say "this is the band that people most think of when they think this genre"Like Metallica or Slayer could be considered "genre defining" for Thrash.Burzum is "genre defining" for black metal. It's the example given if someone asks what black metal is "listen to Burzum"I can see people using CC as a definitive example for death metal.are they first? no.But they're well contained in that early OSDM scene and are well known enough to be a good example of what death metal music sounds like so people might use them.Death, Morbid Angel, and Obituary would be the others.If I were to give an example of the "Glock" of Death Metal it'd be Morbid Angel but someone would start screeching at the idea of Morbid Angel being "boring"
>>131911753Thirdie seething MMMM UMA DELICIAsopa de macaco con Sepultura ROOTSAy ya ya CARUMBA ORALE
>>131911765>if I were to give an example of the "Glock" of Death Metal it'd be Morbid Angel but someone would start screeching at the idea of Morbid Angel being "boringSomeone (me) already said it here >>131911677
less effortposting, moar shitposting
>>131911768don't know what connection you're trying to make but i'm american and have all the access to guns i could want
>>131911819>>131911765Morbid Angel is good, genre defining, consistent during the time of their original lineup, and also boring. Old reliable of death metal.>>131911839Shit skin third worlders are who typically use the term /k/tranny and seethe about /k/ommandos with guns in the first place
You guys watch any metal vinyl collectors on youtube?I like ExplosiveAction.
>>131911819it didn't show up when I was typing my response to the first 3but I'd agree with you.Morbid Angel is genre defining, consistently good, but also no frills. It's just simple pure death metal.If someone asks "what's death metal" you can say "Morbid Angel" and they'd listen to an album and get "death metal"if you told them "Death" you'd have to say "... but only the first 3 albums" because then they started changing their sound.
Morbid Angel is uncslop
>>131911854>>131911873Genuinely nice to see people agreeing with me on Morbid Angel. I respect their contribution to the genre, but I just hardly ever get the desire to listen to them.
>>131911885Correct and they're based
>>131911902every once in awhile I want to listen to Altarslike now
>>131911885damn straight
>>131908688still blasting this classikkk thanks to this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
>>131908688Good find for October, whispered vocals, exquisite guitarwork, plus some electronics and horror samples
>>131911885correct, and so are Glocks, making Morbid Angel the perfect band for Glocks to be analogous to.
I really enjoy the Christian TBDM clones of the late '00s-early '10s until they go into -coreshit breakdown territory
>>131910144I told you to shut the fuck up.
>>131911997NyetNow imma listen to some Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
>>131911925the artist of this pic really fucked up by making it look like the arm is coming up from his cock instead of his arm
>>131912050
>>131912050....yours doesn't do that?
>>131912050That better?
>>131910272Theyre all metal and you're a fucking moron anon
>>131911523It is clear that Runes are to xim in real life the cross is to demons in Abrahamic fairytales. Extremely metal
>>131910272>AT THE GATES >Not metal Bait used to be believable.
>>131908688Such a tragedy that Zach didn't sing on pretty much anywhere else after Arghoslent.
>>131912105Name the Boogeyman>>131911689Not metal, yes. A shit audio job and few tremolos are not sufficient to be considered a black metal releaseWe've been over this in the last thread
>>131912127>We'veKys
>>131912142Start here>>131907020Multiple anons have said the sameGood release, but not metal
>>131910272Good to know the "not metal" dweeb quite literally doesn't know what metal is.
>>131912170There is, GASP, more than one anon!!!All of those bands are metal.>>131911523Is not metal
reminder you can only be /metal/ if you're unemployed
>>131912208Metal musicians are not /metal/ because self employment (being a musician) is employment
Nigga kvetching like crazy and implying that everyone who disagrees with him about the music he thought was metal is the same person
>>131912226it's okay as long as you only spend your money on whiskey
>>131912189>There is, GASP, more than one anon!!!Yeah, you're definitely the same moron.
>>131912237Or gear
can we go back to discussing how not having more Arghoslent worship bands (IB specifically) is a bad thing
>>131912252If it sounds good, why would it be a bad thing?
does anyone remember that youtube video from like 10-15 years ago where the guy was seething about goregrind/brutal death/slam etc?
>>131912262I just noticed you typed "not having more." Yeah, I agree.
NEW>>131912302>>131912302>>131912302
>>131912252Playing NWOBHM riffs with blast beats is an especially tasteless way of writing metal, we have more than enough bands
>>131912242
>>131912319don't bother replying to retards
https://youtu.be/bWQOGRhBkvQ?list=RDbWQOGRhBkvQ
