Is there a name for the new quasi english that's all over this board? You've seen it, I'm sure. It sounds like ESL and might be, but it's everywhere and grug-like—but not the way BAP does his broken English. It's like >Haha me didn't read it until last weekend. Whenever it time for my work break is finally like at last reading.I feel fucking crazy reading some of the posts here.
>>25618492We are ESL from Asia and Eastern Europe. Half of us have slightly bigger brains than feral niggers.
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>>25618492I’m to ESL to grasp what’s wrong with greentext
>>25618516Nah nigga I know plenty of you fuckers and it aint like this This is something else
>>25618539Can you link an actual comment in the style you've 'identified'? I can't see it myself from your caricature.
>>25618492this might be a you problem anon, I didn't encounter any such case
>>25618543see>>25618549I realize (I hope) he is joking but it's a good example
>>25618560what, "you problem"? that's neither new nor specific to /lit/ anon.
>>25618492Me have no idea what you mean!
thus spoke anon
>>25618563No. If that sentence didn't raise any flags for you, that's a you problem
>>25618563He means "I didn't encounter any such case". It would be correct to say "I haven't encountered any such cases", but even then the sentence is a little clunky.Though, in >>25618549's defence, it doesn't seem like a new grammatical offense, just standardly European, even western European, ESL.
>>25618574As pirate i ferl new place talk act like locals so much possible tryst FAMIRRY
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>>25618597Grok make her look younger and make her breasts larger. Also put her in a bikini, the same material as her headband.
I get begin mainly speaking pidgin
>>25618588stop shitting on europeans shlomo
>>25618610I was, in fact, doing the opposite. (Great thread for you to demonstrate your reading in/comprehension.)
>>25618615I know in your fantasyland pilpul works great on goyim but you can kick rocks faggot
>>25618623I have no idea what those words mean.
>>25618623>>/pol/>>25618625>>reddit
can someone remove this retarded thread? it's not even literature-related
>>25618687SHUT IT DOWOWOWNLol you ppl cant handle being mocked
>>25618710Neither could Fichte. A full meltdown any insult. Examples perhaps? Lemme know. I got ‘em.
>>25618589No no anon don’t set me to sail as it were! I might drown, literally breathing water >:(
>>25618710The part that is uncanny for our Jewish brothers and sisters is the identification of their being Jewish by only their anonymous words. The fun or whatever it is leaves and their heart skips. It's an unpleasant physiological reaction and they always have hilariously cringe responses to fall back on.
>>25618610you're a-peein' s deserve to be made fun of more often. They absolutely deserve it.
>>25618728Not so. Read the Fichte/Schelling correspondence and see how much grace he showed to his faggot pseud “opponent.” Need more beer. Return fight layer.
>>25618492The current speech on the ‘chan is ironic ESL o algo.
>>25618745>read two well known pseuds talking to each otherYeah, I'll get on that
Aha that is quite.
This is just how zoomers talk
>>25618774You mean write? They write like stroke victims? It doesn't make sense. Misspelling shit, typos, slip ups, and nig speak are one thing but just to not welcome.
>>25618781You mean type? If you're going to correct somebody don't be a dumbfuck yourself.
>>25618492I'm from Brazil and we have a stronger literary culture than you do. If you don't want literature to die you should treat us with respect.
>>25618823
I dunno man, I haven't seen that. You sure it's not just regular esl diction, or one very active anon with a strange style?
>>25618810NTA, but typing seems to me a species of writing.
>>25618492That 'cyber bullying' tweet permanently ruined about half the posters on this site. Now they think doing a half assed copy of it makes their post automatically funny or something>bruh nigga just walk away fr
>>25619010Which?
>>25618781>are one thing but just to not welcomeEven you write incomprehensible shit
>>25618823Don't care about a country whose crowning literature achievement is The Alchemist
>>25619039Think you missing joke anon
>>25619010Holy shit this is never before seen levels of unc. It's like some 2012 unc got frozen in time and got transported 14 years into the future.
>>25619417??
>>25618492The argot and parlance stems from this American population of a "diverse" ethnic mix. It is fueled by hip-hop culture and references to social media.
>>25618492Zoomers are nearly illiterate and only "read" through audiobooks spelling and grammar is not their strong suit.
it is truly nauseating to witness how some express themselves in the current age. absolutely no sense of taste, decency, or principles.
>>25618492ESLs don’t post unless they’re confident in their English skills; what you’re noticing are Americans butchering the English language (as usual)
>>25618823Hi, fellow BRICS brother.
>>25619417That's about right. It's funny because I look young, but talk like this, so when I talk to young people they often at some point spontaneously ask 'how old are you??'
>>25619507I really get the sense that blaming jeets and ESLs is just a coverup for a fact that the native white population have become absolute wigger braindead morons. I think most of these horrible posts come from them, not the ESL boogeyman.
>>25619754this is my default assumption but thee scrambling isnt bad grammarmost bad grammar you can figure out the meaning and what went wrong
>>25619752Do you smoke and drink?
>>25618492Nigrish.
>>25619754why not both?
>>25619787no, opiates
>>25619823low class
>>25619799No, nigrish has a fluency to it
Anon this has driving me insane. It’s not just on this board, it’s everywhere. The comments of YouTube videos, Instagram posts, everything. It’s the most bizarre grammar I’ve ever seen
>>25621048Has been* whoops
>>25618492The United States is barbarous and must be enlightened by the new Greek thinking
>>25621055The digits, too, approve.
>>25621055new;?
>>25618492This has to be the best blunt rotation.
>>25621048It is zoomers. t.99
>>25618516>eastern EuropeNo Eastern European admits to being from Eastern Europe. They claim to be southern or Central Europeans.
>>25618492Jeetspeak.I told you niggas to kick out jeets and you refused to listen. All you had to do was ask them to denounce vishnu to flush them out, but alas.
>>25618492Pretty sure it's just people writing mangled English on purpose in order to "poison the well" for AI. Or it could just be stupidity.
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Shit:>>25624198
>>25618492The ebonification of language will continue until morale improves.
>>25624559Ebonics has a perfectly comprehensible grammar
well I'm ESL and I post big walls of text here and I do botch some sentences sometimes or even if my grammar is correct I can recognize that it's a little weird, like not how a native would say the same thing so maybe it's that?if not how is it different from regular ESLposting?>>25619754this might be true too. I've never seen certified ESL confuse their they're your you're but americans do all the time
>>25625399This board doesn't have flags, dumbfuck. There's no way for you too know what country someone is posting from.
>>25618492>me didn't read itHiberno-English mutt-speak, probablyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_grammar#Personal_pronounsIrish Gaelic has "mé" for both "I" and "me".Ironically while retaining distinction between 'thou-thee' (tú - thú), 'he-him' (sé - é), 'she-her' (sí - í), 'they-them' (siad - iad)>is finally like at last reading'Like' is used nowadays colloquially as a 'quotative'.7:28 - 8:34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlAl3JFQR4
>>25626347Lol I like when someone will explain anythingFreudian!
