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>>225943101 >>225943173 >>225943226 >>225943578 >>225944714

It's been 2 weeks. I need to get laid asap

>>225942949
Over rated as HELL

>>225943051
kek. stood up a hooker

Quickdraw

business idea : a burger bar that also hosts gay stuff in the back in the dark room
could call it patty boys and lean into themes like thick meat, raw meat, etc

>>225943110
i dont udnerstnd are you just cold approaching girls in your lectures and just straight up asking them out without any preamble like how can u be fumbling it so much that they actually complained about you

poo

>Asked them for lunch
Just download an app or go to a club

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>>225943128

you lot weren't posting in that battyboy thread were you?

Uhmmmm what the fuck just happened?

>>225943101
It's fine

>>225943051
>neurotypicals go 2 weeks without sex difficulty = impossible
WE ARE NOT THE SAME

rorke still using 128kbps mp3 in the big 26

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scream

I’m literally a 7 out of 10 yet any time I talk about sex on here or the dating scene I have you autistic mongs talking shit who look like Gollum

playing final fantasy resonance now ok

>>225943160
made one post to early

>>225943173
But unlike you nasty boys I don't masterbate so I haven't ejaculated in 2 weeks. May even be longer

>>225943051
ealing brass

watashitachi wa nakama desu!

>>225943218
added it to the wishlist mere seconds ago

>>225943197
This isn't me guys, in case you think it is

>>225943197
just r9k cell activites

>>225943226
Kek surprised there are any even there. The rents are crazy and there are loads of hell holes down the road in all directions

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>>225943336 >>225943347 >>225943375 >>225943419

>>225943252
I know you will chat shit as expected but I’m unironically a 7 or 8 out of 10 for my age group and I hoover up pussy at Warp
Tour or any festival I attend

>>225943241
仲間じゃなくて恋人ですね

the anon who ate the chinky meal is currently experiencing heart palpitations due to the heavy dose of salt, msg, and sneed oils. you might want to send him help lads

the only issue with dating 16-23 year olds is that they might only like you because you are seen as an escape from their parent's house

>>225943300
nah he's a cunt

>>225943290
you look like greeno eats

>>225943293
h-honto mi!?? anon-kun... :0

>>225943290
Kinda fucked up you are unironically my uncle

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>>225943393 >>225943432 >>225943470 >>225943553

ummy

I have super loud wanks

what's the best thing about dating twenty three year olds

>>225943290
if this isnt a piss take i have no words

>>225943373
no

>>225943373
there's three of them

>>225943354
it's only once a month

>>225943373
tight cunts

wanking to um porn

*has super loud sex with op*

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RIP Trooper Yudisingh Jussun (Royal Horse Guard/1st Dragoons) HCMR whom passed in road traffic accident on 14 October 2026 at the age of 22. He was repatriated and buried in his home country of Mauritius today.

>>225943290
>no results found from reverse image search

SCREAMING

This is what most of you freaks look like

might watch black people react to things
always good viewing

>>225943354
happened to me though im a man ofc
we just beat his door and the girl with him freaked out and left 5 mins later

>>225943421
actrually godo shout lmao i will do this too

After clicking that link I couldn't believe what I was seeing, bonnie blues clit is massive. How is this not something that's talked about? She's quite a frequently mentioned person, and there have been periods that she's mentioned non stop for weeks but not one comment about her clit. It should be something she's famous for, it's not like it's a normal kind of big, it's pretty abnormal

Looking pretty neck and neck on the microwave vs air fryer so far
The thing that shocked me is they said the average brit eats 12 takeaways a month. I'm on about one every month or so no wonder everyone is so fat and poor.

black man reacts to white boy spitting bars

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>>225943499 >>225943510 >>225943527 >>225943536 >>225943558

Uhhhh anon I really hope thst picture wasn’t you as a simple AI search linked me to a weird nonce profile you have

Is that you Dr Strix?

>>225943354
holy karen, just buy earplugs, it's once a month.

Made a post and realised after posting I was wrong so I closed the thread and will pretend it didn't happen whilst people reply telling me I'm wrong.

Reckon AI is gonna wipe out the internet next year

>>225943481
I don't do that

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>>225943469

stop being a weirdo

>>225943469
This looks like rorke used AI to create the ideal antifa member to mock

>"i've never been more disgusted in my life"

I can think of 10 things more disgusting than someone having sex loudly.

>>225943501
why do you always indirectpost

I'm a freak
I'm a paedo
I don't belong here
What the hell am
I doing here (prison)

>>225943490
hope so

>>225943501
mission impossible haha

>>225943469
i see count dankula has taken the divorce well

I'm going to create a group of nonce hunter hunters

>>225943469
SCREAMING

>>225943532
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM

got the yes on

>>225943527
scccc

>>225943512
argentinians are on top of that list

can sometimes hear my fit next door neighbour using her vibrator

>>225943354
Complained to my old flatmate about this as it would wake me up and never heard anything again. It's completely performative.

>>225943469
I’ve literally been laughing to the point of passing out for the last ten minutes.

The funko pops in the background alone almost made me pass out from laughing

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Need to flesh out what I cook for din-dins.
I'm easily pleased but gfberg is a picky eater.

rorkes arse getting sued by the central african republic for trade name infringement

>>225943518
Attention seeking. It's the in thing to do now to provoke everyone into saying who meee!? Who are you quoting? Hey who's that for guy? :D

Ignore all of them

had a greggs in spain on my way home last night

>>225943051
Looked up the post code and its all nail bars and massage parlours. She was asian wasn't she?

>>225943541
That really wasn't necessary mate

Sometimes hear my next door neighbour masturbating when I use my vibrator

Probably a virgin

>Our mum used to kick me and my little brother out of the house all day

Is this common with working class parents?
My Tarq parents never let me out the house but working class kids seemingly spent every evening milling about on the streets and in the town centre

sucking a chocolate milkshake

>>225943578
No way, you think I'd pay for an Oriental. That's a Polish goddess son. Watch your mouth

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>>225943580
>when I use my vibrator
What

>>225943580
umm

>>225943579
Honestly mate best of luck

Nonce hunters are scum

I hate Leeds and Carlisle so fucking much

>>225943545
i take pride in being a bastard, little boy.

ignore what

>>225943590
Yeah very common, it's why they're runts

>>225943590
My mum used to get annoyed if she saw my face between the hours of 5pm and 10pm when I had to be in to go to sleep

>>225943597
Hmm. Every shop front looks like a people trafficking organisation. Doesn't even look a poor area its shocking what they done to our high streets.

>>225943609
why?

>>225943607
Thanks man. Godspeed

Is Argentina the safest country in South America?

>>225943590
Its common with older people. Helicopter parenting took over in the last 15 years or so.

guarantee this freak going on about hating nonce hunters is the same nonce who has a meltdown when people say epstein and his associates are paedos

>>225943648
i think chile is supposed to be the closest thing they have to a first world country

>>225943626
Despite me being working class and you coming from posh parents I still
Achieved a 60k + a year job and you are mentally unwell schizo

I feel this is my achievement against capitalism

Who Catches The Nonce Catchers?

The reason hurt people hurt people is because when you've been victimised your mind wants closure and for you to "prove" to yourself that you can't let it happen again and one way that can happen is to victimise someone else by taking your grief out on them which could convince yourself that you're the predator and not prey anymore

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Watching this old flick from the 70s and bloody hell this Joan Collins bird was a nice bit of totty

>>225943687
the nonces

>>225943629
It's a wealthy middle class area. The whole of UK is just nasty now. Every high street boring and also ugly.
You do know prosties only give you the postcode to the general area though? When you're there you'll get the specifics and it could be a few roads down and not in that immediate area at all

>>225943679
Epstein is not a peado you freak, he had lavious sex parties with fit 18 year old Slavic women that’s not a crime

>>225943687
>>225943532

>>225943687
other nonce catchers usually

>>225943685
take that potato off your shoulder

>>225943685
That's commendable and I would congratulate you, but you're a cunt so I shan't.

The nonces should flip the script on nonce hunters and film them or just instantly assault them on sight

They have nothing to lose

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>>225943773 >>225943775 >>225943830 >>225943842 >>225943851 >>225943870

Why the fuck are Restore posting AI slop and trying to pass it off as genuine photos?

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>>225943846 >>225943949

>>225943707
Yeah but that postcode is a tiny area. Maybe they're outside that postcode in some rank alleyway idk.

>>225943747
kek is that james cameron

>>225943747
charlie kirk

GLORY TO SONS OF ALL FIGHTERS PAST

>>225943648
no, Uruguay is. They've had a surge of gang related crime recently, but it's basically a nothinburger.

>>225943685
What's on the screen of the the desk you sit at, and how long to you have to click clack on the xylophone before the boss says it's home time.
I'm always curious about high laid office jobs. I've never had one

>>225943789
stop doing gang crimes in Uruguay

this lad seems suspiciously upset about nonce hunters :/

foo many spelling mistakes

I'm a wankaholic. I consume wankahol

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>>225943747

>>225943807
you’re on a proud right-wing paedo general pal

>>225943794
Neither, I have oversight on the timescales for petroleum drilling near Scotland and the schedules

AI could do my job in five minutes but thankfully we haven’t got to that point yet and I’m protected by the union

the name's hunter
nonce hunter

>>225943747
love how they've put in "make sure there's a couple black people so they know we're not racist"

>>225942218
Did he fight him then or what happened?

>>225943763
Yep it definitely won't be far. Comfortable walking distance but as you know in London things can change 2 minutes down the road. Sometimes they are in the one nasty alley way you never knew existed in a nice area too. Had that a few times

>>225943747
with two black men as well kek

The name's child
Nonced A Child

>>225943747
i was talking about this earlier, a big tell something is AI is that the faces are all symmetrical.

I'm working class but I'm not like the others

What the fuck is the deal with Tim
Why do so many photos of him looking like a mong end up online

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>>225943950

care for a jam doughnut lads

>>225943870
I think the woman in the bottom left holding a sign in front of the chair is a bigger giveaway

what class are you if you were basically homeless when you were younger and now you're suddenly rich for no reason

>>225943834
I see, well at least you're self aware and not on your high horse. I hope you keep earning a lot of money forever, and it allows you to get sexy women to bob and bop on your willy when ever you want

>>225943877
We should send Tim a Christmas card this year

>>225943905
the chosen one class

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>A 14-year-old boy has "handed himself in" to West Midlands Police after a video posted on social media appeared to show a fan taunting Sunderland with a photo of Bradley Lowery during Saturday's Premier League match.

despise my mother

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Sunday night is it you little rascals

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>>225943976 >>225944001 >>225944220 >>225944656

>>225943763
Ealing has their own none teller offers kek

>>225943902
reckon I could eat them all in one sitting

>>225943905
win the euromillions did you, jayden?

>>225943941
Did you ever hear her riding your dad?

>>225943949
the scrandem

I have a junkie cunt neighbour below me and I constantly bang the floor the second I wake up or late at night to annoy him and he and his junkie mates constantly moan or shout thinking it’s going to stop me not realising I won’t ever stop

Dirty junkie scum

>>225943949
cartel execution video

>>225943970
No he didn't shag her, only me

just sneezed

>>225943877
corrr living like a king, scranning his m&s christmas sarnies in bed

>>225943998
NEIGH

>>225943965
That you riffratz you bacon?

>>225943998
The fact that you live adjacent to them means you're no better I'm afraid

don't like doughnuts because sweet things and bread shouldn't go to together

I'd probably kms if I ever got into dota 2 because I'd probably have 16k hours in the game despite hating it

>>225944037
Uk policy? If you rent any new build
Property they have to
Allocate 10% to dirty council, dole junkie scum

>>225943976
Kek

>>225944004
Kys

>>225944027
oink

Only found out today that a fella at my workplace is a bender now I fell utterly disgusted that I actually greeted him every morning wtf.

>>225944057
>rent
>new build

Yeah, sorry about that

>>225944095
It's the truth, we were madly in love and took a trip to Paris

it conker season >.< xx

It’s not fucking fair most men these days work out; back in the day just not being a fat fuck was admirable to women yet this days even the most basic mong works out at least 3 times a week and has some muscles

Genuinely an open market for women in terms of shagging

right well that's sleepwitz relegated to napstein

>>225944110
Jesus, this is an early 90's comment kek I'm not fit the gay stuff but this is extreme. Unheard of now even

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>>225944126
I'm bonkers for conkers me

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>>225944198

is this what old folk used to goon to

genuionely the wost Ive felt in years

Liz Truss is a right mentaller

We have evolved so much as a society and are so much more accepting yet if you let a gay couple childmind your kid you are honestly an unfit parent and should lose custody of your child

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>>225944214

>wost

>Virgin Media O2 is set to axe a "substantial proportion" of its 16,000-strong workforce in coming months

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>>225944214

>genuionely the wost

>>225944157
They used to rub one out rather than gooning. It was a functional activity, a means to an end, empty the pipes as it were. Gooning as an activity is alien to the boomer mindset.

>>225944110
Hope he bums you to death

the bradley poster has been activated

What is a cooker again? What’s the lore, it’s the hardest cooker breaks the other conkers or something right?

>>225944190
>>225944196
dont kick a diego when he's down

It was the best of times, it was the wost of times

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>>225943949

Might have a wank

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>>225944260

If you break up with me I'll kill myyyyseeeeelf
and you can bathe in my bloooood

>>225944195
They were trying to headhunt me last year, would be fuming if I'd left my job and gone to them and then got fired.

>>225944195
wonder if they'll still send those over-familiar, chummy tone emails out

If I have to call customer service and hear a foreign accent I instantly hang up, if I call back and hear another foreign accent I instantly switch services if possible

The amount of time you will waste on customer service with a foreigner is unimaginable

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>>225944267 >>225944275 >>225944301 >>225944382

You have a chance guys. They're bored with tall now

Everyone is getting fired, it's also very hard to find a new job right now

>>225944225
make the most of it lad. once you get your new fanny plumbed in that's a pleasure you won't have

>>225944227
gp

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>>225944298

>>225944198
Did they not do it for pleasure? Was it just a task, no different from taking the bins out?

>>225944255
oh no

>>225944225
Thought this was an impersonator but no, it's literally EW's trip

>>225944249
funny way to say BWC

>>225944255
ALDIGODDESS winning yet again

>>225944249
>over 33

I wonder why her standards have fallen…….

sucking employed womens nine inch cock

>>225944270
You like rubbing one out in women's clothing that makes you a MAN

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>>225944261
That's exactly right

>>225944249
letting normalfags know what autism is has been a disaster

>>225944294
And you're responding to yourself

if I lose my job I'll probably just kms honestly not retraining in my 40s

Lads what age do women realise you just want to meet them and fuck them or get a blowy and start to take themselves serious and try and take themselves serious?

I want to change my online dating settings before it’s too late

Liz Truss sex arse

Got to do uni toil and Japanese toil and Russian toil and housework toil and ALDI toil and hobby toil and sleep toil

Fucking sick of it all

>>225944225
What do you wank to? Gay porn? Seaside Mark?

>>225944275
You think an attractive 33 year old woman needs to be desperate? Even an average one can take her pick in most cases. You must be 15

>>225944312
What's your profession?

>>225944275
If she was actually looking for a borderline autistic nerd she shouldn't do the make up and clothing of the type of girl that bullies those people. Seems counterproductive to present that appearance

>>225944309
Quite literally replying to EW you blind retard
Sort yourself out, put yourself in the bin ready to be collected in the morning you deranged FREAK

>>225944301
Right. It's really weird and annoying. Why have they fixated on it?

>>225944341
Gay porn director of photography

>>225944341
Pum pum eater

>>225944329
>Japanese and Russian
Worthless nonce porn and war criminal languages

>>225944341
male model

>>225944249
mate hinge is a waste of time have a decent profile (well at least mates said so) send our funny comments with the likes been on it nearly a month and not a single match i dont even bother anymore only reasoni 've not deleted account yet is to ask my final mate in person what he thinks about my profile

>>225944341
I put the cherries on bakewell tarts

Just a little tip for you incels, “golden retriever energy” is code for good looking

Meeting a girl at the fingering grotto this week

https://vocaroo.com/1nzrVwqjibPm

>>225944329
Which fat retard have you fallen in love with this time

Can't find a single porno flick filmed in Esperanto. Well suppose I could make the first one.

>>225944387
screaming
you funny sometimes

>>225944384
Bet you're good at it

>>225944343
Because she doesn't want that, it's just the in thing to want. She knows she can just go to a Magic the Gathering get together and find the perfect suit but she subconsciously still wants a very normal and very rich guy. Women don't have their own minds. I wonder how long it'll take until they realise they find oriental men weird and gross again.

we at /brit/ love employed woman despite his mental illness ok !!

whining my bloodclart waist pon rorke
nun he could do

>>225944387
grim

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>>225944505

https://annas-archive.gl/md5/ff7f2cd59d8757bbad6a2cd93a6abd75?&check=1

>>225944382
I tried to help you a while ago, I've mastered it. You stopped replying after a few comments, I was close to give you the grand finalé if advice

>>225944451
are you an girl

>>225944407
mad how globo homo NGO's tried to push that shitty language

>Uhmm did you know that's the fastest growing language in the world
fucking 4 people speak that shit and it's all crazy women who went to india to "find themselves"

>>225944446
*her mental illness ok

EW jerks her pathetic penis to sissy humiliation porn

Am a stay at husband

>>225944469
yeh

>>225944471
I speak Esperanto and this isn't true.
>how globo homo NGO's tried to push that shitty language
This is a nonsense originating quite literally from Mein Kampf.

>>225944463
We can't use that site in cucked uk it's blocked I have to get on a Von to pirate my books

>>225941830
chadderton costco is great
got to go early otherwise its rammed with indians and chinkoloids

struck an esperanto nerve with bulglad that

>>225944467
i did talk to someone about hinge but that's not how the conversation went if anything i kept asking for advice and got semi ignored lol

tried whipping my own bum with a belt earlier and it gave me b0ner

>>225944497
do a vocaroo

>>225944141
The gym is a dull runt hobby.

>>225944474
Pictures of her posts and their responses presumably

rorke learning latin to "own the libs"

>>225944508
honestly I'm kind of sick of the propaganda that we get blasted with every single day

>>225944529
hello fat

>>225944385
not really. it means you have the energy of a golden retriever dog. typically good mood, friendly, talkative/will interact with others nicely, non-threatening and so on

>was a nice bit of totty
Stop. You're not a dock worker in the 1950s, you're embarrassing yourself

>>225944510
Ah maybe I remembered wrong. I think you could have annoyed me and made me stop replying. I wish I had it up now to look through haha

>>225944557
Kek

>>225944554
Nah
Just pointing out the fact that the gym is for runts who are built for physical labour

>>225944561
lol

>>225944563
delet this

>>225944563
I have all of these but I desire sexual activity

>>225944526
mi ne volas paroli kun vi en la reto ĉar iu konservos mian voĉon, tio aŭ la GCHQ/CIA aldonos ĝin al iu datumbazoj

>>225944563
ktim

>>225944611
they already have everything

>>225943949
what does this mean?