USA edish
that stance...that's the stance!
>screenshot_An indicator of exceptional mental health struggles.
id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
i’m a smart but lazy incel with no achievements. i spend all my time on websites i’d never admit to using irl. here’s why you should hate black and brown people, and if you disagree you’re insane
Next /brit/ meet up will be at Cody, Wyoming on February 1st.Be there.
sharteta'd
eating a lot of food
we love her sub edish
>>225939985forgot the image
Fat bald old speccy undiagnosed autistic gammon screaming "TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!" in the pubDo footymongs have any awareness that their country is circling the toilet
Dinner is served
me and who?
Guys can we slow down for this thread I can't keep up taking notes and if I don't get the relevant information down then I won't be able to study it and might one day embarass myself by not knowing about the precious /brit/ lore
we're the seagullswe're the blue
>>225940007right well that's that incel freak done then
>>225940028I’m sure posting about it here is the way to save the west
>>225940028ask him, not us
>>225940030WHERE'S MY RORKE GF!?
we in /brit/ HATE alyssa
reckon Alysa Liu is a deepthroat fiend
ok guys i finished cyberpunk story should i buy phantom liberty DLC
it looms
>>225940028not nice to talk about your dad that way rorke
>>225940030Would love nothing more than to see them both fed feet first into a woodchipper
1 nil to the arsenal dem
had a shocking round on the sky super 6
>>225940030awww cute they both went as spastics who cant dress themselves for the 'ween aww that s adorbs
Mad how the people that are demonstrably the most unhinged and weird are the most confident that what they are doing is normal and respectable actually. Must be so weird to be a reject freak but to be absolutely convinced that everyone else is wrong.
>>225940087been on the white wine tonight leftypol?
>>225940093looking good mate
Am i shadowbanned? can you see my post
>>225940087Why
>>225940068i bent her over the bins round the back of the milan ice skating arena
>>225939981Are you still crying because I shamed you for your dumb gimmick of copying and pasting peoples images in low resolution and then spamming "melty" when people call you a mong?
here's gorpheus
>>225940029long egg
>>225939951Do you think she likes Indian guys?
>>225940111no sorry
>>225940120Hate Nazis they're basically just pale incel Islamists
>>225940108cheers pal
>>225940124
>>225939985u aint smart bro u stupid af
>>225939951Bet it’s so grippy bros
Really love reading redditors on reddit moan about the economy & how much they're suffering and going to suffer Whereas I'm cozy in my mortgaged apartment with the heating on, awaiting the delivery of my made to order two seater sofa with duck feathers, and digesting my barley pearls with butter One of the great things about being autismo is that I'm not going to rack up any bullshit expenses like a child or a trip to mallorcaI can read the hobbit, purchase animal furs, and read about the Peloponnesian Waror read redditors on reddit moaning about the economy hahaha suckers, serves you right for being faggots
I once got 2 knuckles deep inside Alysa in the alley behind the Bury St Edmunds mcdonalds
>>225939951English contributions to the United States:>The English language>Common law>Apple pie>Amazing Grace>Baseball>The Smithsonian>Thomas Cole, Thomas Moran & Calvert VauxScottish contributions to the United States:>WhiskyIrish contributions to the United States:>
>>225940095true. a lot of normal people are mongs too though
WARNING: A FUNGAL BREAKDOWN IS IN PROGRESS
>>225939951scram, traitor
have had a big roast and a shower and a cheeky sleeping pill. will be asleep before 7 x
Hey /brit/ bit of a random question but I’m genuinely curious about everyone’s reaction.You are in town doing some Christmas shopping a homeless junkie stumbles into you and stabs you in the arm with a needle then mumbles “sorry” then giggles like a retard as you see your arm start to bleed How do you honestly react?
Why does every "nigga" country want gibs from us when we ended slavery Meanwhile Arab "niggas" still keep blacks as slaves and they stay silent about that
>>225939985>i need to overcompensate for my life failures by being more "anti-racist" than normal people in fact I'm so anti-racist i hate white people and want them to all die including me and my family so obviously that makes me a good person
>>225940156i’m smart but lazy. didn’t try in school. probably good because it meant i didn’t get brainwashed by wokeness
>>225940202detain him call 999 police + ambulance
>>225940206Don't ask questions. Just pay up. 19 trillion quid please.
>>225940202would chop me arm off pronto
>>225940169and you're going to either kill yourself or grow old childless and alone with nobody to remember you when you're gonethat'll show them!
>>225940206
uk energy dashboard live
>>225940169Sounds like you're very happy and fulfilled and not bitter at all
>>225940171the kennedy's of co. wexford would like a word
>>225940206the wogs still do slavery in many parts of the world but its never brought up for some reason
>>225940202lie down and die
>>225940218ure clearly not smart bro x
>>225940169i make the average income also in a mortgaged flat and save hundreds a month without trying and still go on a couple of holidays a yeardon’t even know what im doing differently
>>225940262utterly pointless image
>>225940030>>225940120thats the slut who dressed in goth whoreclothing with the high heels at the last "political" meet?
listening to 'Money' by Pink Floyd in my mortgaged apartment heating onmight imagine myself smoking a cigar hahahahafucking love it the world is an oyster to be devoured by me and not (You)
>>225940106Leftypol gets high blood pressure from the word "white," and "red" is a slur for native American people of colour so it's only rosé which has a little extra bit on the letter e which is foreign and therefore acceptable
>>225940206Because they know whites are a soft touch. They’ve got the king and current PM coming together to get on their knees and beg for forgiveness for slavery. Arab niggas don’t give a fuck
why is he so obsessed with heatherposter?
>>225940262that's quite an arse
>>225940215salam mouse
>>225939286should edit it so his hand is blown off and bleeding
>>225940262is this ai
>>225940068need her on facialabuse
>>225940186lol you were so insecure you said breakdown instead of meltdown. I'm in your head, I'm under your skin, I'm wearing you as a mask
slow down with the posting i've only been gone 10 minutes
might buy me a football team
>>225940300hes really easy to rile up
>>225940068need her shackled in my basement and trained into my personal fuckdoll
cody be like>yuh ill do a long egg - hold the long - and uhh diet coke
>>225940248>>225940241nah im scheduling a "hobbit day" where I read in 30 minute intervals separated by naps or mini workouts >>225940272they'll ban me for saying this but damn right brother!I make filthy cash if I'm not spending it on oak furniture
Me at Halloween btw
>>225940322oh to be an attractive guy
gettin down
>>225940322>>225940295>>225940262Don't know which one I'd rather be haha x
>>225940206>>225940252its obviously not about slavery, its about exploiting white people's good nature.
>>225940297rorke bants…
watching heathermong and dtfic go at it is like watching one of those Japanese cripple wrestling fights
>the kennedy's
The gf is in there somewhere.
so here's the thingi think everyone loves breakfast food no matter what time of daysee the popularity of the all-day brunch at weatherspoons so there should be a restauraunt that just does breakfast food all dayyou should be able to get a bacon and egg sandwich at 7pm
>>225940295um x
he always gets really triggered by sexual posts and starts spiraling
/brit/ themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB_I1YBAozE
>>225940395
>>225940381they double as anal beads for borrowers
right janny might ban me for saying this but
>like watching one of those Japanese cripple wrestling fightsyou can’t say this and then not post an example
>>225940295My gf's vagina is slightly too forward on her body so I can shag doggy like that, I have to go at it slightly from an underside angle
made a mistake and acted really gay
>>225940387they exist
i'm an incel and it makes me angry when i see stuff like that ok
My favourite genre of reddit post is ones where people are like "I did all this work for my party and nobody came" and then it's a big pity party circle jerk in the comments about how they'd be best friends with the poster even though they're missing the fact that the poster definitely has something wrong with them and is unpleasant to be around https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1xkudcw/spent_hours_for_nobody_to_show_up/
im trans and that’s okay
>>225940436no they dontstop fibbing
>teehee I have sexthen why are you posting here? fuck off "nigga"
i adhere to far right incel ideologies like my hero heathernonce
>>225940447got reddit blocked on my computer sorry
Would be willing to suck off a tranny. Because if they’re trans then it’s not gay. It’s a woman.
got the melvins on
>>225940400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZxRs45tTg
you can't post the pumpkins
Gen Z everywhere in Europe are rioting except in the UK British youths are lazy fucks who don't give a single fuck about themselves or the country and would rather just lie down and die
>>225940480understandable for the addicted, better to remove all temptation if you're that desperate to go there. stay strong anon x
>>225940478he literally barely even posts anymore
wish i had loads of sweets to eat
>>225940202alert people close to me and call 999, hope security can disarm him or at least CCTV track him to his sleeping bag
A lot of assholes will be skipping work the day that GTA. 6 comes out I think we should just report them en mass to their manager and see what happens. The meltdown would be pretty fun to watch unfold.
i am "wodenpops" ok x
>>225940505where are the tits
>>225940478Oh is that what you adhere to? You adhere to that do you? You are that kind of adherent?
had a great day reading the hobbit ate some porridge with blackberry preserveate some porridge with vanilla extractate some porridge plain (plain for me is with a bit of butter and salt)ate three fried eggs ate a salmon filletate some barley pearls with butter and a knorr chicken stock cubes ate A LOT of walnuts its looking like a beautiful dayso throw those curtains wideone day like this a year would see me right
my hero is the communist theorist known as "amadeo bordiga"
>>225940517what a shame!
>>225940510Nothing to riot about here, Andy's in the process of fixing everything, getting us back into the EU, getting houses built, getting the far right btfo.
>>225940510yeah they're rioting because they want to steal shit it's not about living standards
the non-union Mexican equivalent of Mousey
>>225940202Start by kicking his skull to pieces
>>225940570senor ratto
>>225940557Far too much porridge for one day
>>225940413https://youtu.be/BuIcPF65UKUget the documentary watched, it's pretty mentalthere's no clips on YouTube but I've seen some videos of actual turbomongs going at it, hilarious
>>225940510british gen z men are so cucked it's unbelievable
>>225940540She's 14
*unleashes a wotanic um*
chile does it againffs lad
Oh Written in the starsA million miles awayA message to the main Woaaah
Kick them out and anyone who doesn't like it can go with them
>>225940510British people are uniquely docile and subservient. Seems to apply to the immigrant descended population too
>>225940625true
absolute state of this SA nonce (double entredre that)
>>225940592strongly disagree in the strongest words i disagree
>>225940627>British people are uniquely docile and subservient.True. Marx wrote of this.
(8) for british eyes only (8)
>>225940624Main is french for hand because the hand is your main limb innit
>>225940638south africa is a different continent x
knees weak, arms are heavy
>>225940202Genuinely think my spaz rage would overwhelm me and I’d kill themMy overall hatred of the homeless alongside my intense fear of getting aids would resort to me having a spaz rage and beating them to death and ending up in jail
>>225940645bro eats like a medieval peasant
No broke boys past this line
heatherpaedo on his chile vpn again is he
>>225940565>Europe is rioting but don't worry we'll be rejoining them soon
>>225940645absolute state of autism of tracking like thisi bet you're not even a gym rat just a weirdo
Since Assad fell, Al-Qaeda has taken charge of Syria and has genocided the Alawites and Kurds.
Reckon if someone pricked me with a used needle, homeless or not I’d end up trying to kill them Genuinely can’t think of anything worse besides death than being pricked by a used needle by a homeless junkie
>>225940659how desperate and impoverished do you need to be to steal like 5 bucks worth of chocolate
>>225940660Mine is my penis actually, it's prehensile
>>225940705british culture detector going silent at this post
haven't heard from one of my mates in a while, a relief
>>225940675looks like xi shingpings nan
>>225940719Go back Abdul
>>225940687Andy will sort Europe as well once we're back. Some good old fashioned Northern common sense is what they're lacking
>>225940705leftypol silent
>>225940705sounds good
>>225940711It's about the hunt
>>225940682Should be "luck"
Based on everyone’s reaction to anons post I’m 100% convinced everyone’s posts on here are satire or ironic If a homeless junkie parasite stabs you with a used needle and your immediate reaction isn’t to violently beat them you are not a real human
vigorously pinning down ummypops and violently penetrating his batty
>>225940752Leftypol supports the lion of Damascus Bashar al-Assad + the Kurds of the YPG thobeit
doing this
>>225940769I'd get him housed and wanked desu
>>225940677id get angry and call you a fat fucking yankee doodle bleached white flour grease ape but im relaxing listening to don williams with my feet up on the radiator so ill let it slide >>225940704i did it back when i gymcelled but recently i started again to make sure i ate enough because i kept not doing thatbut now im just doing it for the sheer love of the gamethe beautiful game listening to serge gainsbourg nowthis is bloody fantastic might have to have a wank sooni love being a labour aristocrat
>>225940706What about having your skin peeled and having lemon juice poured on you while you're left out in the sun to slowly shrivel and die slowly while everyone you love is raped in front of you
fuck me does it loom
it has been raining non stop for 24 hoursi cant even go for a walk
Rowdy Roddy Peeper
>>225940797*joins in*
might start carrying a US dollar in my wallet. y'know, as a conversation starter.
>>225940851reckon you can
>>225940851bloody good isn't itehbloody good
>>225940741bizarre post please go back to /mena/ where you can talk about brownoid issues if you want to
ah yes time to track my 100 cups of oatmeal
incel walking is the new punk rock
can't do shit in /brit/ without some nigga getting on your case
>>225940824No I actually enjoy that
id say the most annoying thing about getting big from the gym is that XL clothing is made for fatties, not strong lads. so when i buy an XL shirt its really fucking long. hangs down over my arse basically which i think looks stupid. but a L is too small for my shoulders. very frustrating position to be in
>>225940858that's an interesting dollar, is there a story behind it?
>>225940879
>>225940879shut up mate
>>225940851? being out in the rain is the best feeling everwhy are you scared of a bit of water
>>225940879too true these triflin ass niggas always be talking
>>225940858you can exclaim "I'd buy that for a dollar!" and then whip out an actual dollar
>>225940800Anon should have specified white British homeless junkie to be fair
>>225940896aha! glad you asked! I've never actually been, I carry it as a conversation starter because I'm something of a maverick. do you have dollars yourself?
wheres gorpheus
>>225940861our streets are shit, everything is in puddles and shite>>225940865nooooo
fucking hellFUCKING HELLthey've got Air Giant by Transglobal Underground on nowThis is a sign from the big man demiurge himself He's rewarding me for putting myself first and enjoying having my central heating on while others are in a perceived state of financial difficulty Fucking have itFucking have it!
>>225940824Literally not worse than getting aids
nofap until the heat death of the universe
>>225940932he linked up with glod
>>225940910yeah in the summer maybe
40 years old and I've never fapped
>>225940965get some layers on you
>>225940879big city lifeme try fi get by
>>225940910blud thinks he’s diego
There's Something About Mousey
>>225940711You only need to be greedy and be a low trust human
Anyone want an example of how the UK is fucked? A Somalian family moved into my estate last year m, five kids and a single mum The mum gets PIP for “depression” and four of her sons on a regular basis attack and beat up random white kids while the oldest sells coke. The second oldest kid is out on bail for pouring hot oil on the face of a a British woman who’s son confronted one of them for throwing bricks at his granny’s windows
>>225940985I dont have water proof wear or shoes
>>225941024Don't believe a word of it
nobody:leftypol:the rock:sir kier starmer:sacked tranny:mousenonce:diego:rorke: street nigga, stamped and bonafide when beef jump niggas come get me, 'cause they know I ride
>>225940910depends on the magnitude of the storm
Why does mouse nonce have a semi normal face yet every time I look at his face I get shivers and have nightmares that same night?
Wish there was somewhere anonymous on the internet I could hang and post where no mentally ill lunatics are allowed to also be
>>225941004hs?
>>225941024why've you not done something about it?
>>225941024Have to try to make this shit somewhat believable anon
everything that I gotIs just what I got onI ain't got a dime but what I got is mine I ain't rich but lord I'm freeAmarillo by morning Amarillo's where I'll be right might schedule my last two hours before bedoh fuck yes they've got laura pausini on nowi fucking love being autistic
>>225941045scr
>>225941060because he looks like a homeless leandro trossard
>>225941043You need to move to Bradford then, that’s a normal weekend in Bradford
>>225941060His mother was cursed by a gypsy for refusing to give her a tampon. That's why he's so pale, he's constantly bleeding out of his mangina
>>225941062/brit/ once all the mentalists have gone to bed/passed out
Tuna pasta bake for tea
>>225941060he looks very sickly
>>225941060he's so gaunt. nigga needs to eat more than pot noodles and energy drinks, he's like 7 stone
>>225941043>People from somewhere horrible turn out to be horrible?? Yeah right! Only people from nice places are horrible
>>225941096esl sentence structure
>>225941102yeah all the normal ones are up at 1amrightmake that make senseyou fucking SCUM
Love how some mongs here just invent the most ridiculous stories and then other mongs believe it without question
the bastard child of a hundred maniacs
>Gurpreet will pick you up at 5:45
>>225941094>>225941098I wasn’t making a joke, I was making a serious statement on why Mousenonces ghoulish face makes my skin crawl and I have nightmares every time i look upon his face
>>225939982jej good one you and me both brother
>>225941123He is obese
>>225941102mentalists stay up at night though
>>225941027not having a rain jacket is bizarre especially in /brit/
>>225940659phenotype
>>225941148you're obsessed with him and mad because he hates you
is the ESL "nigga" in?
I wish the janitors would ban everyone who isn't on the discord. We're literally laughing at you on #thread-watch when you're not ruining our thread.
>>225940510our roadmen are turning up to economic undergrad class at uni driving fresh BMWs. dealing drugs to students on the sides is a cushty side grift. roadmen are attacking each other at unis outside of london, they're happy with schooling, no need to kick off. just get the degree and hop off road
Chinese arrived
having bad diarrhea. not sure what ive done really to warrant this
If you are 191cm tall yet refuse to work out what should your ideal skinny fat weight be for maximum shagging potential?
I have absolutely zero faith in the british peopleabsolutely no idea how they managed to win the battle of britainluftwaffe must've completely fucked it to lose
>>225941165He's obsessed with me because I'm a beautiful woman and he's an ugly fat ghoul
>>225941162who is this bitch
>>225941179bit much on that plate
>>225941179grim
>>225941179Ever been blacked?
>>225941139Screaming
Honestly posting on 4chan is bad enough, but posting on an actual discord based around 4chan is genuinely freakish behaviour I genuinely almost vomited imagining what the type of people who would post on that discord would look like
>>225941193What is your message to the people of /brit/? Do you have any particular mission that drives you?
mum's given me 5 sausages and 6 potatoes is she fucking mental
tummy is full of burger and egg
>>225941179you massive fat gargantuan nigag
>>225941193post faceyou may as well because eventually you’re going to be doxxed
>>225941073LOL do you seriously not believe this, im not him but my neighbours were fresh off the boat carribeans (not le windrush) and were absolute animals.for the better part of 2 years our nice little neighbourhood which never had a noise turned into a fucking zoo, dozens of the little cunts from all around the country crowding outside constantly fighting eachother, uses peoples cars/front walls as football pitches and using their house to sell weed at least eight times a day, thats just the shite i can remember without having getting annoyed remembering it
>>225941133>>225941149late night mentalists are more normal than the wagies
>>225941157we don't get much rain here, I probably have some jacket somewhere but couldn't find it earlier, I think the rain will stop in an hour
>>225941180>diarrheaFOY
>>225941229ever thought about sucking cock?
me cyan belev it nat butta mon
>>225941179spring rolls don't look homemade
>>225941224Only the best for her precious little darling boy
>>225941102Actually much better around 10am on weekdays because the weirdos sleep in late and it's just wfh chads and horseswede chillaxing
burgegg
>>225941245how do you spell it then einstien
>>225941179Fucking hate how lower class people just slop everything on top of eachother
goga gola
>>225941198the plum blossom "nigga"
>>225941179why do angloids put their mcdonalds chinese food all on a massive plate?we don't eat like that, just use smaller plates, like tapasor when you pour "chinese curry sauce" over everything, fucking rank
>>225941246once when i was high on mephedrone and invited someone from grindr round to my flat
Need to go to Korea to get tattooed bros
>>225941189everyone winning in ww2 was because of us russia would have been stomped without lend lease. they even admitted it themselves
>>225941224poof
>>225941272scream
>>225941179
never met a fresh off the boat carribbean person. they don’t come here anymore
theres a really fit tranny who works in tesco near me would love to throat her
>>225941283tigre
rorke being cuckooed
>>225941276rook at da starrook how dey shine for a youand evelly fing you doyeah vey arr yerrow
>>225941174Don't know if this is comedy because there are people here who are actually that sad
>>225941262diorea
Charge of the Shite Brigade
>>225941322great, matethanks for the reply
>>225941309him
Wank my arse
seriously in like 15 years time what are all these slags going to do theyve all been fucking the same 10% of men theyre hardly going to just all of a sudden settle down and have kids with the other 90% of battle hardened incels it could be the end of britain
>>225941346>>225941346
>>225941345Incel Revolution
um
>>225941264You separate your takeaways onto individual plates do you?
>>225941179thought you called it a chinky over there
going to smash up my router lads, the connection drops multiple times a day
