indy edition
man united sounds like a gay porn
first for leftypol
>>225918370why did he willingly offer up all this information to the biggest news site in the country
have never done anything to look for timberg in the wild and yet here he just falls in my lap does he really defecate himself deliberately? he lived completely alone a few years back no problemhow'd he get so bad
>>225918370that's a rough 29, if you told me he was 40 i'd believe you
love the youtube algo me
mental that the care bames cared enough to stop tim from going full alcoholic
saw loads of squirrels in the park today they were so friendly :>>>
>>225918370I am also 29 and this guy looks like he could be my dad scary stuff don't go bald lads
>>225918421the new canadaposter is much better than you tbqh
>>225918361Also known as troonchester dilated
buenas noches mein fuhrer
>>225918459roar
still no evidence of any child sex trafficking from Epstein and all the files have been released. Are you sure this wasn't mass psychosis
>>225918370Utterly grim on all fronts.
JAN JAN!JAN JARAN JARAN!
https://youtu.be/sw_LpINt8lk?si=GDLc6KEtNguuBDM_
>>225918370I thought machines do the check ins now
nth for the baddiedem
catching up on strictlymotsi is even fitter than usual tonight
>>225918459oh my
>>225918497AI
>>225918497love ai girls <3
>>225918503sex with laurie
my willy is tiny ffs
remember dtfic. what a poster. he would argue with you over the smallest thing and then someone would agree with him and he'd start on them too. he could have fought with his own shadow. it's a shame what happened to him
>>225918472no mate just trust me its there in the files i didnt check it personally but its all there
Mental how Brand is now having to sit in court all day and pay probably hundreds of thousands in legal fees just because a few bints say that he had rough sex with them thirty years ago. Only a few centuries ago the word of a woman had all the weight of a grain of sand but now every stupid lie that comes out of their mouths is treated like law.
you think women look better or worse wearing dresses that expose the belly and fupa under the material
>>225918518ktim fucking shit one isnt it. apparently if you break it in the middle like a glow stick and then put this brace on it it will grow back longer
eating my earwax
>>225918542peng
>>225918529what happened to him? gangblacked?
>>225918532dont care he's a twat
>>225918518yeah same pathetic little 6 inch worm
rorke dressing as a sexy rabbit for halloween
>>225918567died of covid. not covid itself but the vaccine. then when he died he went straight to hell im afraid
>Brand’s wife, Laura, began her evidence on Thursday by confirming she is the TV presenter Kirsty Gallacher’s sister, and that they are the daughters of the Ryder Cup-winning golfer Bernard Gallacher.what
>>225918542
>>225918601many such cases
trick or treater dressed as an umchicken
>>225918611The type of body that men used to use harpoons on
>>225918644sc
got my brand new skinny jeans on and a fresh polo shirt ready for a night out on the town
>Brand was confronted with extracts from his 2007 book, My Booky Wook, and his comments in media appearances.>The first alleged rape victim had told the court she believed Brand was gay and effeminate when they first met at a 1999 Labour party conference fringe event, leading to her agreeing for him to come to her hotel room.>The prosecutor pointed out that in his book, Brand used a picture of himself as a seven-year-old and wrote the caption: “This is the exact moment when I decided to act gay to attract girls. It took 15 years to produce results.”this is the moronic shit a jury is sitting through.
>>225918655Best of luck, soldier
if you have a small willy you should consider transitioning
this is the lowest point i have ever been in my life, i am so close to suicide
>>225918691what's wrong honey
>>225918663He tricked me, I thought he was gay!That's right around the time I stopped sucking his cock
>>225918513>>225918514sthu
i have a little 5 inch white shrimp
>>225918691what's wrong mate?
my special interest is the universe and everything it contains
my wife's boyfriend beat me up again
>>225918704grow up
>>225918714timmy moment LOL
>>225918719CHARGE!!!
>>225918719
why are the poorest people always the fattestspend less on food and you might be able to pay yo rent nigga!
>>225918713we should defund and dismantle all space related organisations as it is a gigantic waste of money and has minimal return on investment
cock!
>>225918586>>225918586new
dire pootoil complete
>>225918663>>The first alleged rape victim had told the court she believed Brand was gay and effeminate when they first met at a 1999 Labour party conference fringe event, leading to her agreeing for him to come to her hotel room.are women genuinely retarded
I'm a filthy animal
>>225918783not allowed
what's the point of covering your tits if your cock's out ffs
>>225918783>>225918788right um
Life is cope or rope
right smell
I need Emma Watson to let a nasty pooter in my face.
>>225918790got one coming up and i can tell its going to be one of those hot sticky ones
ummy
>>225918758>The UK's investments in the European Space Agency (ESA) yield a return of £7.49 for every £1 invested, significantly benefiting the UK economy and supporting various sectors. In total, the UK space sector is worth over £16.4 billion per year.get faustian you earthbound little slug
>>225918819stupid bitch doesn't know the first thing about femdom
>>225918819thought you were off the poo
>>225918829Tell us where the AI go the £7.49 figure, source is Reddit and wikipedia yeah?
>>225918813dope
emma watson pulling my pants down and laughing at my 6 inch shrimp
>>225918788
>>225918829and yet
tickle umposters until they wee themselves
she didn't really buy that cup
*quickly molests the poster above me*
*falls in love with you*
my life a black willy
>>225918846>https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/evaluating-the-benefits-of-the-uks-investments-in-the-european-space-agency/evaluating-the-benefits-of-the-uks-investments-in-the-european-space-agency-executive-summaryyou SLUUUUUGY BASTARD
the space race has given us technologies such a solar panels, thats a huge W if you ask me
>>225918907slammed that tubby freak
/brit/ lolcows
/brit/ hucows
>>225918854dont let the JFs see this one
/brit/ umcows
>>225918907>These benefits extend beyond contract recipients, with broader benefits expanding to wider communities based on geographic proximity and industrial connections. Wider spillover benefits also occur, extending benefits beyond the space sector, although these are harder to quantify until new datasets on industry supply chain structures become available later in 2025.Can't read, can you? It says the space sector itself benefits, which is to create more receptionist jobs and x account handlers and customer service call centres, but they can't even quantify the overall economic return
poo
>>225918892i'm unlovable
>>225918980we love youx
>>225918962>>225918972>>225918974heh
why are people mad at Pokimane?
>>225918409think the post about him shitting himself is just made up by someone who doesn't actually know him
>>225918584Dumb attitude. It's the precedent that is important, not the guy. Women should not be able to get a man sat down in court because of nothing more than their accusations about things that supposedly happened thirty years ago. Same with the cornell "rape gang". Those are frat jock retards but I still don't like to see how easy the law can fuck them over. Speaking of American cases it's even worse over there since they let a woman off the hook for killing her three kids.If you are a woman you can do no wrong and if you are a man you will be fucked over even if you did no wrong. Gynocentric bullshit.
>>225919014She didn't sit on my face and make me lick her fannard
Heh, you replied?That means I won.
shaking my arse
>>225918974so? its still money and jobs we wouldnt otherwise have
skinny nigga with the fat bellyim selling cheese straight off the blackberry
preparing for no nut november in the same way an astronaut prepares for an arduous flight into space
Just had a shower with Panam she had her tits out wow
Which Treehouse of Horror should I watch?
Went out early now im home already. Such is the life of the 30+ year old man
>>225919122i'm going to do no nut november unironically
>>225919122impossible for me because I have a nocturnal emission if I don't wank for more than two weeks
>>225919151What did you go as
>>225919021a man? being a boy is enough to be seen as evil by default
>>225919151Should have done all this in your twenties. All things have an expiry date in life.
>>225919151absolute state of youi'm 34 and was out till 7.30am this morning
>>225919150imagine if you got off 4chan and sought professional help you dog raping paedo
imagine all those fit uni girls getting absolutely railed tonight in their costumesfuck my life
>>225919142III is clearly the best
never tell the world your dreams
>>225918370Kek I saw this and also found it grim Looks like cyraxx
>>225919198you need help mate
Hate to see shit that I can't afford
Business idea: 2 girls 1 cup but the 2 girls are Emma Watson and Sydney Sweeney.
>>225919207Like a future? Me too
>>225919178ye saw soem of them yesterdayso fiti swear girls wrent aht fit when i was 21
>>225919222grow up
>>225919021it's crazy how some people legit believe women should never go to jail.>>225919171should be 10 times that, incels kill more than cancer.
>>225919175Simply impossible cant even imagine such a thing
>>225919187My dreams are dead
Guys where do you all live in London
Keep seeking the kingdom of heaven.
>>225919249under the big bridge.
the argentine poster has been socially shunned on here love to see it
Hate to see shit I can afford but get buyers remorse
>>225919249Ealing x
>>225919249South Wales
Right well who the fuck is "Spaino"?
>>225919156yeah im not joking eitherit's going to be a journey
>>225918980>i'm unlovable
reminder that fucking dogs violates United States law
might put a film on
>>225919249NW10
>>225919249Brixton
Big Man Lee is now officially licensed to drive a car despite being a feckless NEET dosser less than 5 years agoYou?Still wasting away on 4chan.
>>225919265all me after buying an air fryer
>>225919301why is getting a driver's license an accomplishmenti know it's harder there but it's still a pathetic thing to brag about
>>225919249
>>225919168Aging Millennial having an existential crisis (myself)
my egotism and the single-mindedness with which I pursue potentially sexual conquests can often make me uneasy company
>>225919249hammie
>>225919301is he the guy from kays cooking?
>>225919249hackney
>>225919304love my air frieryr couldnt live without it
got so many aches and pains just wanna eat and sleepi need vitamin d and melatonin
How is it only 21:29? Feels like 23:29 to me.
>>225919320Very jewish looking man
>>225919249Hounslow cuz
>>225919243not even been too bad todayi've done fucking nothing a few hours of video games shitposting and watching tv but like i'm ok lol>>225919325RAPE ALARM
>>225919328yeah but he had a channel before her where he posted utterly mundane vlogs about his day as a NEET (when he could be arsed)
>>225919353if I want something – whether it’s a job or a woman – I will determinedly, resolutely, remove anything that’s in the way, until I possess the object of my desire
>>225919331it's just you honey
more of a cooking with jack man myself
>>225919363and blud is still a virgin :skull:
if by south Wales you mean Swansea go ahead and kill yourself
>>225919388
reading some very disturbing alleged facts about all women itt
cuckold pride, world widesimple as.
>>225919389I'm a fervid, febrile mass of sexual energy towards the end of sex. I'’ll do anything. I’m demonically sexy
>>225919249Sutton :)
we all meeting at the star by hackney downs tomorrow at 5pm then ?
just realised the sweets i've been giving to the trick or treaters are out of date ah shit
>>225919402
i should watch monster house later, that was a great halloween movie
>>225919411you are not a dog
watched an american film about the end of the world coming and politicians not listening. thought it was quite heartfelt until the post credits scene came and showed the survivors stumbling onto a new planet and them all going woah that just happened! when one person got eaten by a monster. they make something almost good and immediately ruin it its like theyre a nation of toddlers mentally
has cami shagged a pumpkin yet
Just bought my first home in London. A nice little 2 bed terrace for £875,000. It needs about 200k to renovate it but at least I live in London so, you know, I can go to a museum or something if I want which I won't. But I do earn shit loads of money because I live in London. Ok, my shit loads of money gets spent on higher bills and expenses because I live in London. But I do get to say I live in London so...yeah
>>225919394most of wales lives in the south
Is it safe to turn my lights back on or are trick or treaters still about?
>>225919440Not yet!
>>225919301Good for him. And as you are using past tense are you saying he's not a NEET now? I wonder what work he could even do.>>225919319Driving test in UK is more difficult. Driving on our roads is FAR more difficult than American roads, add to this that most will have a manual at least as their first car. American "driving" as in operating two peddles and driving in a straight line with the occasional intersection is not on the same tier of difficult. I've known Americans come here and shit themselves driving in London for the first time.Also we generally just don't have as much of a car culture and also we're poorer so instead of dad buying you a car when you turn 17 you have to grind away in some shitty job and maybe afford a car in your 20s so it's seen as a big moment when you can actually afford to drive.
horny
you cant post the pumpkin webm the file is md5 blocked
Really fucking miss living in Swansea, it's a great little city and rapidly developing
change of plans we're meeting at cat & mutton in london fields
>>225919449irrelevant to what I said
the cornwall 7: 'fancy a rape me lover?'
>>225919420am slightly tempted to go to hackney tomorrow for a party during the day so actually not impossible lol
argentinians call us "pirates" as an anti-british racial slurwell, guess what?pirates are COOL AFI'm HAPPY to be a "nigga" PIRATE
>>225919474no it was leonardo dicaprio in the film
>>225919447yeah, yeah thats about the size of it.Its over for donedoners
>The Chancellor will provide a £15 million injection to the Office for the Impact Economy (OIE) to be invested in schemes over 3 years that could include mentoring for young people, workplace training and communications campaigns to improve outcomes and safety for women and girls across the UK.What do they mean could? It's not actually confirmed? And what is misogyny training? What is the £15 million meant to be spent on exactly
a rorke, blacked
>>225919503call them spaniard rape babies
>>225919482why did she think uploaidng this was a good ideashe looks munted in it too
>>225919518grow up little boy
>>225919463The lads
nice costume
umpkin
>>225919507it's just giving money to middle class people who went to uni and got a non job.
*starts turning into a werewolf*
greyhounds are nice arent theythought they looked a bit odd and creepy but theyre nice dogs
>>225919438Reminds me of Man in the High Castle where in the fifth season they start travelling the multiverse even though there is literally no sci-fi shit in the previous four series whatsoever. It was so jarring I checked out the book and it's not in there at all. They literally just chucked in random sci-fi shit into a grounded alt-history series. I didn't even finish it.Also that anime Promised Neverland where season 1 was really gritty and violent in a grounded way but season 2 started with them running away from the monsters like loony tunes and I turned it off after one minute.
>>225919463pretty sure there was italian protestants at some point and they got all run out of the country, it's like a weird kind of protestantism, they call themselves waldensians.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldensians
i saw the drive thru ` nigga ` he wears blackface like 1x a year
he just told him to grow upthats a spirit bomb, in /brit/ world...
now, 1970's Soft Machine, that is proper Halloween music
might go have a tranny wank now
>>225919507we need schemes for misogyny trainingyoung men don't hate women nearly enough
>>225919545i loved the promised neverland when i was in school and then i heard all the shit about the second season i didnt even watch it. now the only discussion i see is how season 2 killed all momentum and criticising the black maid.
na night ziggeh see you in the morning pal
im so ugly
>>225919507Saw a video about S4C and the CEO proudly said the first they did when they became chairman was appoint a DEI officer
if porn didn't exist, do you reckon there would be more or less misogyny?
>>225919603yea i bet haha
>>225919595remember a lad used to post that at the start of every thread
might post a kpop girl I like on my instagram
theme park deaths scare me most
>>225919628there was a lad on /britfeel/ who would post it whenever he went to beddid it like 241 times before he packed it in
The Brothers Karamazov isn't really that good. Three brothers, one is a mong that kills his dad, another is some boring hero and the other is a schizphrenic. The boring hero talks having a boring conversation with le quirky characters and his boring schizo brother who drones on about how we "don't need jesus anymore", and the ending is just the mong's lawyer in court justifying murdering your own father because God is le dead or something.
>>225919614moreporn is used to keep the masses of men docile
*enters brit*
>>225919664literally reading it as we speak
>>225919683The part where the murderer mong is talking to the old lady about the gold mines is all a joke and has no bearing on anything at all you should skip it
watching love on the spectrum
egg
>>225919718well i'm still going to read itbloody uncouth to just skip part of a book
>>225919583Genuinely I could tell it was going to be bad even from a minute of the first ep of season 2 and I was vindicated when all the scathing reviews came out. They fucked it completely. And apparently it ends with the ginger girl not wanting to kill the child eating monsters because it's unethical or something. Worse than Eren's bs at the end of Attack on Titan.
>>225919617you just created an enemy
>>225919583bout to call you a fetus for being in school when that came out and realising that actually I'm just unc
Funny how a bunch of mead-swilling German and Jutish sorts landed in southern Britain speaking their mead-swilling language and built a country there, and that country got conquered by French-speaking sorts and the resulting bastardization of that language is what we all speak today.
>>225919669i don't think there is a single man under like 50 who's first introduction to how sex should hasn't been through porn.if you think about it, sex is nothing more than an attempt at replicate what you previously saw in porn.i can't imagine what sex would be like if porn didn't exist.
>>225919747your only enemy is a mirror lol
>>225919730Not joking 90% of the book is a weird dark joke. Dostoyevsky thought it was funny to write multiple chapters of nonsense from the christian woman that goes on and on and on an on. You are basically getting trolled
halloween 2026. i stayed in and played on /brit/. are you happy?
>>225919664do you think maybe it is good and you just didn’t get much out of it as you’re not really equipped to?
>>225919771probably better desu
>>225918427why? did they take his drinks away?
maybe erectile dysfunction is god's punishment for watching porn.and we defied it by inventing viagra.
>>225919775snapno lmao
>>225919781No theres just nothing really special or interesting about it. At no point was it gripping, most of it was a chore to read, all the characters were just not interesting, dialogue goes into tangents in the third person that comes across as preachy and pretentious, its not very good.
whats up with millenials and pokemon cards, you know those are for children right.
>>225919854THEY'RE INVESTMENTS !!!
>>225919772You’re just nasty lad
>>225919824i only cum by shocking my hand up my arse and tickling my prostate, my cock is perfectly healthy
>>225919664I've been watching the last two seasons of Preacher out of sheer doggedness cause I'm cleaning my HD and I guess that's where Garth Ennis got his inspiration for a lot of that, which is just what you'd expect of the sort of guy he is, reading Dostoevsky and then going straight to work on his grand themes for some splatter comic...at least the splatter's good
>>225918609bet he loves family get togethers for a go on the sister in law
so horny i'd shag anything right now
>>225919871is that a quote from the last woman that saw you? lol
>>225919905
watching breaking bad, what is the point in this gustavo fring nigga being a drug lord he lives in a normal house, doesn’t spend his money, has a boring as fuck life and literally works 9-5 in a chicken shop to fit in
>>225919854They're funYou hate fun?
watching fifty shades with me mum
khet was a downgrade2012 leanna was peak
https://x.com/420AuditsEire/status/2116635497313309137yup yup the lads
>>225919954imageboard not linkboard
>>225919908killed it now
>>225919843it’s ok not to understand things
>>225919974thats you done
>>225919954Definitive proof that the Irishman is spiritually black.
>>225919954The Irish are such miscreants
>>225919982hs
have you ever been so drunk in public that you want to die because you realise you’re completely spasticated and there’s nothing you can do about it
>>225920007maybe but im blacked out so i dont remember it
>>225920007Yeah
>>225919954
>>225920007dude, when i'm drunk i don't give a shit about anything.
>>225919986better not go as a pirate though
>>225920022you´re what sorry
>>225920007yeahonce got so drunk that I couldn't stand or walk and a group of lads picked me up and was carrying me about but I was basically paralysed and unabled to do anything and on reflection realised thjey could've just thrown me in a lake or something and I would've died so now I only drink in moderation in public
>>225920028So you’ve never reached a point where you can’t even function and you’re regretting getting so drunk whilst you’re still drunk?
yeah two posts was way too earlythanks for the warning janman
for me the most unbearable pain is knowing that women my age are getting ran through in their prime years while i spend the time in isolationthen in 10 years time they will settle down with some poor fucker like me after getting fucked by over 100 meni would rather kms
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What a fucking jobsworth tranny cunt
>>225920120that's weird someone else posted that exact thing earlier
>>225920081i always regret getting drunk when i'm drunk, but i don't feel shame like you said, it's weird getting drunk makes you care about the judgement of others, it should do the opposite.
played 28hr of cyberpunk already only bought it like 2 day ago
>>225920142>>225920142>>225920142
>>225920120just go on grindr and get ran through more than any woman ever didget the upper hand
snapped my willy in half like a glow stick
>>225920120thats kind of hot though when you think of it
>>225919954lol that looks like funid rather do this and be called "spiritually black" than be "spiritually white" by being a chud in my room and falling for ragebait on X about rape statistics
