we love her edish
It's utterly brutal knowing your looksmatch has been getting fucked by an endless series of girls since school while I'm 30 and have never had sex or kissed without paying an escort.
honestly burnham seems like a decent fella https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1hHsd860I
we at `brit` are supporting `forever young` to beat `sovereignty` ok
any /brit/ niggas doing /nbbmn/?
going to do a muscular shit out my arse be back in a bit
rorke getting bbc blacked
leah williamson subedition
I’ve slept with 80 women but I could’ve done so much more and that haunts me
>>225920158your looksmatch fucks girls?why would you want to marry a lesbian.
got the S Rank on every Ace Combat 8 mission on Ace difficulty lads
any of you faggots start posting that bbc shit I’m gonna come your house and wank you off until you cum then make you read the shit you’re posting
>>225920158wut why would my looksmatched man be having sex but not me
SOUTH AFRICA CALLS FOR AID
>>225920206ummy
>>225920190FONThow?
>>225920206sorry but my tv license is built for bbc
>>225920142we love this beautiful girl in here
it's so funny the new thread was deleted because it was 2 posts too early
>>225920239yes mate a guy who shagged 80 different women is hsitpositng on brit at 10pm saturday halloween nightgive you rhead a wobble you spastic
>>225920248pumpkin
>>225920225kek, love to see itturns out it was better when whitey was in charge
>>225920239Tinder, hinge, got lots of mates that liked to go out clubbing in our twenties
That thing about Russell Brand pretending to be gay to get close to girls. Was it when he looked like this?
>>225920168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjQXmoxiQ8crazt they're german but sound so english
that's a fake doctored mp4
!!
https://x.com/420AuditsEire/status/2116641910391533869beast mode
>>225920244on hereyou're on the /brit/
>>225920281UM x
>>225920248
watching fellowship of the ring and crying again could’ve left the nons to their own devices for a trillion trillion years and they would never have made anything as beautiful as these films x
>>225920225water shortages that's because of drought, not because of blacks
>>225920254 I actually haven’t been on here in months but nice to see you too
There were far fewer kids trick or treating this year. As such, I bought too many sweets. Good thing I'm already fat
>>225920296crying at the shire scenes i bet
>>225920294rather long and droopy arse
where im from niggas kill for clout
>>225920282yeah still not clicking that seamus sorry !!attach an image next time
Nofap timeNofap novemberberg is imminent
>>225920309way too many migrants hanging about it’s not safe
>>225920327based brummie
>>225920309Turn all my lights off every Halloween.Are you like this https://youtu.be/QIJ4o6YCAD0
>>225920294coeur
>>225920337still time for one more
>[Deleted]what was it?
>>225920294hand crafted for it
Mental how the entirety of Central and Southern America could have been paradise if the Iberians had used the Anglo way of colonising aka shooting and replacing rather than their way aka having sex and producing a nightmare race of hapa mutts. Would have been better off just leaving the natives unmolested at that point.
>>225920325>implying you wouldn't
>>225920355Brummie?
>>225920352Only migrants near me's kids were the main trick or treaters. I blame social media
>>225920399looks like a depressed pear miss me with it
>>225920399
>>225920383ummy
>>225920383bit gay that
30 years oldNever had a girlfriendNever been on a dateNever kissed or had sex with a woman without paying an escortAsked a girl out once in school and got rejectedNever approached a woman in person No friends since 2014Still live at homeHow am I supposed to break the cycle and get a gf?
>>225920389>he Anglo way of colonising aka shooting and replacingWhy was this not used in India?
>>225920184wow is this the spainfag autumn german character
>>225920389slavery is the most baffling thing if you ask me.Can't imagine stumbling into a beautiful place and your first instinct is to bring in millions of africans and indians.
>>225920401hello ranjeet
he will win ok
>>225920443they only imported african slaves to the americas when the natives (who were enslaved) started to die out
>>225920142her beauty makes me cry
>>225920399need to see those white cheeks quake from bamepole thrusts
>>225920429idk but did you know you can get a free coffee from starbucks on your birthday
>>225920445it was a nines lyric I don’t know where you got brummie from
>>225920429making friends is the way to open up new social circles, start doing something new. Even going to football games and hanging around in the local pubs before/after you can make new mates
>>225920325KEK right, so it's not just me
me: "bbc is an unfortunate news name outlet isnt it"some random british poster: yeah if you're americanmeanwhile, british posters: >>225920428
>>225920470birmingham is full of violent ‘kis
>>225920434greed on the part of the English ruling class
>>225920469you need a starbucks membership or some gay shit like that pretty sure.
>>225920429>30 years old35 menever had a girlfriendnever been on a datenever had sex even with an escortasked hundreds of girls out and been rejected every timeapproached hundreds of women in personalmost no friendsonly reason idont live at home is cos i live in my parents flati am the supreme incel
I LikeCatsAndDogs
gyaldemfreak thinks rappers are subliminally rapping about him. he has lost the plot
>>225920484yeah but I feel completely inadequate and out of place around normalfagsas soon as people start prying into my personal life and asking me questions about my living situation and if I have a girlfriend I clam up
americans hear british broadcasting corporation and think of african penises
sleepy
love big arses me
>>225920499You must be a low test white if you’re afraid of them lol
>>225920434North America was invaded by colonial settlers who were there with the express purpose of making their own nation and so they fucked off anyone in their way to do so. India was colonised by a private company for the sake of setting up trade ports for tea and spices so the idea was never to eradicate the population. We didn't have the impetus or reason to go so far.>>225920443It's literally just greed and laziness. Could pick your own cotton or pay a wage for someone to do it. But no, bring in endless nogs and then in 400 years have them be a huge part of the population and ruining the peace and identity of your nation. Short sighted.
>>225920494Meanwhile this is literally American culture hundreds of thousands of white Americans liked this because they think it’s funny. Your country is COOKED inshallah Iran win
The night has just begun for Normgroids across the country.Your life never begun.
>>225920484You'll only find mongs in those settings and the guy you are replying to is not going to get on with normie footy lads, is he? He's better off going to some tabletop game meetup or some nerd shite etc
>>225920142gold medal thread
>>225920570Project on
>>225920530are you just going to ignore that all the cuck shit is posted by your flag here
>>225920142hate this fat hapa
30 had a few "girlfriends" but these were all as a teenager and were never that seriousclosest i had to sex was when i got a taxi back with a girl who was all over me in the pub then the second we were outside her house she called it off, probably gave her the ick in the taxi at some point
>>225920534for me it's big boobies
>>225920541ive never been to birmingham but people get murdered there for no reason other than being in the presence of low impulse thirties you’re white btw
literally have no interest in dressing up or parties or raves or anything like that. Just want a cute, quiet mousey gf that I can take to museums, walks in the mountains and nice pubs for grub and beer. Not a lot to ask for, but god clearly hates me.
https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssanikayla/video/7699640273248308510
>>225920594fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>225920583>brits are the most common poster in brit whoa
>>225920598Did I say I wasn’t? I said you was low test
drank too much last night still feel shit. need to quit the muck it's no good for me
He is literally me.
>>225920609cute mousey gf wants to go to the zoo and stables ok and take fentanyl ok
>>225920597crikey
>>225920572>mongsYou mean normal people? Regardless, making friends is the best way however you do it, it’s how you meet new people and eventually women, it’s what everyone does
https://www.tiktok.com/@eze.see/video/7702631095996648735leftypol's halloween costume
>>225920621Kys
>>225920568why do race obsessed freaks think tiktok is indicative of culture. if that were the case this whole country would be antisemitic and against israelwhy do you even have this savedweird paki motherfucker
>>225920643bit of beer will sort you outa light buzz
>>225920646i hate sand
>ebayan 5thfuck my `nigga` life ok
>>225920646you're a shit actor playing a shit character too?
>>225920637weird cunt
>>225920651Making friends is fine but forcing yourself to try and get in with lads talking about football is not going to work if you aren't a basic love island watching, new build mong like them. Best way to make friends for tismos like us are subcultures.
Did you know Walker's Salt and Vinegar crisps have more sugar added in them than salt? That a pack is only 3% of your daily salt intake?That's because the salt and vinegar flavouring is in large part from potassium acetate and citric acid, not real salt or vinegar.
didn’t think you’d respond to that you little melt
It's crazy how I occasionally pull sexy women. If they only knew who I was. Got to get food a hiding the weirdo >>225920594
binble.webp
>>225920659> why do you even have this savedlol doesn’t like behind reminded of the dogshit degenerate antics of his country men ahahaha. If you think tiktok isn’t tied into culture with the youth you’re fucking mong mate ahahahh
rorke looking zesty
Rorke sucking on a lemon
>>225920609ktim :(
>>225920711i bet you dont tho i bet you jsut have rtly low standaredspost pic of a so called sexy woman u puleld
>>225920609funny, met a girl once just like thatoh the things i did to her... ruined her, really
>>225920412the fuck kind of beach is this where everyone's fit?
that 40 year old man dressed up like a mumford and sons band member trying to pick up a 20 year old zoomette dressed who is dressed like a 20 year old edge lord from 2006
whats klonopin like
>>225920736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LToJi5eZcQEI understood that reference.
>>225920715 saving random cuck tiktok thumbnails isnt dogshit degenerate antics yeh everyone i know irl in their 20s thinks tiktok is brainrot as well =\
Been having a bit of a think. So time was white people trying to act 'black' would get made fun of, called wiggers etc. Characters like Ali G are supposed to be a mockery of those sorts. But nowadays you get the whitest people around using their slang. It sends me west when I hear some skinny D&D playing, anime watching, fag talking like he grew up on the streets. Being all "aight bet bro, deadass on god"What's that all about?
>>225920142Stop spamming this bitch edition
>>225920764screamign this is me
>>225920738Why are you all so nasty and confrontational? Unhealthy skeptical of everything too. Pulled a professional box Krystina Pacalova. Look her up yourself cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkhjzYsvCmwSpeed is streaming!!!!!!! he is dressed as miles morales!!
>>225920774> everyone i knowOh right that settles it then doesn’t itFucking lol
>>225920621>>225920653not clicking these am i
there's a mosey girl in toil but she's married :/
>>225920776zoomers are spiritually blackmillennials were the last white men
>>225920793least delusional brit poster
>>225920802https://www.tiktok.com/@darkskinthing1/video/7696925648543124769another for you x
Oh my god, the young foids are dressed like pure sex and I'm so old and hideous.They'll never have sex with me!
>>225920646You aren't him
>>225920809it's mousefreak having a manic episode again
>>225920798bro has a squad of big "niggas" to protect him
>>225920804literally every woman is takenfucking hate this gay planetthis is honestly the worst period in human history to be a male
>>225920806What about Gen A then? Is there any hope?
Didn't even claim to get the most beautiful women that ever lived anyway. Plenty of guys do way better than I do. It was more about me not being their type deep down but somehow finding away than boasting
uncs bring up zoomers out of nowhere bruh, rent free crashout
best chance of sex i have is pulling some mental 50 year oldno way a girl in my peer range would go for me now, im too undersocialised they'd sniff it out instantlybut a desparate gilf slapper i think id have decent innings
>Oh my god, the young foids are dressed like pure sex and I'm so old and hideous.>They'll never have sex with me!
>>225920832Wish I was there to protect the women from that tranny or dyke thing
Why is there an **gie posting in here
>>225920854scremaign this was me on the tub eyseterdayfuck me they wer eso FIT those thighs and tummies OMG
Haha, yeah I'm enjoying life!!!!!
Why don't you just... ask a woman out on a date?
>>225920809Doesn't take anything away from my life experiences so keep it up mate. If only your words came into fruition and dictated life. You'd love that Mm
The next two months are massive for the future of my life
>>225920851>no way a girl in my peer range would go for me now, im too undersocialised they'd sniff it out instantlyThis is the problemYou can literally never "catch up"If you didn't lose your virginity in school or university and get a GF back then like a normalfag, it's fucking overYou missed key development milestones and you'll just never catch up
>>225920832pooner life
>>225920823it's really funny
>>225920868do you want to go on a date?
just downloaded gta 6 mashallah
Mmong
>>225920870life experiences like shitposting on brit at 10.30pm on haloween saturdayuve been done freakshow
>>225920868*gets rejected**gets "ewwwed"**gets ignored**gets ghosted**gets mocked on social media*
>>225920799yeh people have friends and acquaintances irl crazy stuff huh
>>225920862...BARGIE! Get it, because his sort barged into the Falklands? Lichrully facking croyin, rolling on the floor and ackhully liquefying due to the sheer amount of facking tears and bile I'm shedding innit
>>225920890project on
>>225920898You've never tried
>>225920874Relax nigga we’re starting fresh Jan 1st 2027
>>225920855simp. trannies are the broom of chuds
>>225920910>Relax nigga we’re starting fresh Jan 1st 2027... weren't you supposed to start fresh Jan 1st 2026?
>>225920832What the hell was that about?
holy shit, speed just stopped a robbery
>>225920900yeah your 4 friends and acquaintances don’t represent the American youth you fucking div
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaemousenonce has been talking to one viewer for an hour
watched The Third Man. what did I think of it?
>>225920908Not true, I play rugby every Sunday on the local green with the boys
>>225920932one thumbnail doesnt represent it either lil bro
the kinda face i pull when i poo
>>225920940bet you just do it for the soggy biscuit
>>225920908I did back in school Also tried dating appsit's just pointlessI hate women
>>225920874They're huge. One final shake of the dice.
>lil broYou're 30, give it up unc
>>225920927stop
>>225920933that mic be clipping
>>225920868Why don't women just...stop killing unborn children and fucking random men they don't know and voting to import more rapists and stifle industry while increasing expenditures?
>>225920929Leftists hate beauty
>>225920876the one girl my age who i thought i had half a chance with told me under no condition would she ever get with me one night and ive never really recovered from thatI happen to knows he had been with some dogshit men prior by the way so that puts me lower than dogshitthats what im working with
>>225920979
>>225920868too busy watching tiktokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@darkskinthing1/video/7677274857041612065
>>225920971goes by fast, eh?
>>225920961>I hate womenThere's the real problem and it's entirely a you issue
>>225920948Reminder you are trying to argue tiktok DOESN’T influence the American youth.Give your head a wobble
>>225920890Literally had a date yesterday with the 45 year old heterochromia eyed lady (that someone called average as hell). And I'm in tonight only to save money. Why do you desperately want me to have a sad life? I've got enough BS and unfortunate circumstances in my life without you toying to curse me to make it worse kek.You guys are pathetic
Being a depressed slob in your late twenties is brutal because you just think to yourself, why even bother trying to change now? it's too late in the game for that innit
>The sinking of the French ocean liner SS La Bourgogne on the morning of 4 July 1898 was one of the most disgraceful of disasters in maritime history due to the cowardly and criminal behavior of the crew. Instead of the heroic sacrifice that has often been the shining moment in such a terrible tragedy, the crew of the steamer “fought like demons for the few lifeboats and rafts”, drawing out their knives and threatening passengers with it. Out went for a toss “Women and children first!”, famously established by the soldiers of the sinking Birkenhead, half a century earlier, and by the crew of the Titanic fourteen years later. Only one woman passenger from La Bourgogne was saved, and all children perished.Basado
>>225920933>open>gay porn gay porn gay porn
Back from work. Going to have a bath
>>225920933You've been talking to one viewer after spamming the thread announcing you're about to go live now you've shat it and decided to literally link your stream.
>>225921017sc slammed that schizo
>>225921013me on my laptop every day
>>225920993I am progressing. I have progressed this year. I just won’t be able to appreciate how far I’ve come until I reach my end goal that’s all
https://www.tiktok.com/@darkskinthing1/video/7634491773347220758scream
>>225921014Be sure to wash your nether regions x
>>225920986>the one girl my age who i thought i had half a chance with told me under no condition would she ever get with me one night and ive never really recovered from thatChristWe seriously just need to decriminalise anti-foid action
i love big boobs. sue me.
given upjust bobbing around have no responsibilities or hardshipbut no reason to be happy either just floating around until i die a pointless life
>>225920979MALAPONTE
just linking to CCP spyware now huh
>>225921033what's the end goal?
>>225921003it doesnt nearly as much as you think lol i know because i actually live here. im not a paki on benefits who baits on /brit/ all day like yourself
>>225921002I hate women because of how they treat me and ignore me
Hey, did you see this cool TikTok video?Here it is!
I love when like minded guys get laid, I get excited and cheer them on. The residents of this place have a sickness of the mind. It's honestly quite disturbing
>>225921006even worse being in your early twenties knowing that those years are when you should be enjoying life at it's fullest but you are just wasting away your years lost time is never found again
LOL just read through the old threads and Mousenonce has been furious at me all night
>>225921086:)
I cheer when mentally disabled people get shagged. It's honestly endearing, you guys wouldn't understand
>>225921057Make loads of money.
>>225921116hope your onlyfans takes off, la
>>225921106Is that a sarcastic smile?
>>225921101How was work beautiful
age gaps of more than 5 years should be illegal tbqh
also went out with a female housemate once who was initially interested in me then must have lost interest over the night becausewe landed back at the house and she told me she was going to bed, shortly thereafter i heard her getting railed byi have a batch of humiliating stories like this btw, quite amazing i mange to not let these things consume me
Here he comes, delivering my fat cunt sweeeties
>>225921116
>>225921127Yeah come over we can record some videos, wear your maid outfit
>>225921141Patrick Stewarts wife was 30years younger
>>225921139It went very slowly for some reason but was alright. Nothing eventful happened
https://www.tiktok.com/@overcookmyself/video/7699669670554537238aesop couldn't have told it better
it's over and i should kms but for some reason i don't
mousey is NOT poppin live, despite being a very entertaining and even insightful /cum/ poster
>>225920588she is small!
>>225921164and now he's dead LOL
>>225921153maybe i will teehee
Neighbours are having a noisy party with music and drinking and I'm sitting here watching TV and trying not to be a big grumpy guts about it.
>>225921168same.
>>225921167
>>225920908this is the person trying to dispel Blackpill ideology
>>225921165how many of your coworkers are white
americans on the twitter going on about how brits are pussies for letting immigration happening while being 25% latinx and living in a majority latino area and having guns how are they this stupid
>>225921177The old parkinsons dementia one two will do that to you
>>225921189weird... are you signed in?
>>225921167Kys
saw a bloke in a dress and thought it was a costume but I think it was just a regular tranny
>>225921217I dont have tiktok im over 20 and a man
Post your tributes for the halloween /brit/ gameshttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/reaping.phpAs always, submissions with an image and name will take priority. Previous winners (https://i.postimg.cc/G35zJrRP/Winners.jpg) are barred from entering* (*with the occasional exception) As a reminder of the statement posted after the most recent game at the end of July>''The BHGC (/brit/ Hunger Games Committee) has heard your complaints regarding gimmick spam submissions along with many other issues and widely held concerns, and will be hoping to move forward with the thread and it's posters in delivering you a more streamlined /brit/ Hunger Games experience that anyone and everyone can enjoy no matter their colour, creed or employment status. Thank you. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223542888/#223543049>Alysa Liu will also have a spot reserved for the game's return in September. ''Nonsensical contestant names (genderless, objects, vague submissions, etc) will also be given limited spots.
Tikkytok is satanic and demonic
>>225921195literal sub3
>>225921144That is really weird. You lived together so she would have known you very well, how would she decide you're actually not for her one night?
>>225921233so am I...
>>225921195>people who can't grow beards trying to grow onegrim, just stay clean shaven
does anyone have the mlp webcomics where the illustrator tortures newborn ponies
>>225921239bit like troons
>>225921238Piehead
>>225921238bob
>>225921238The K man
we don't talk about /brit/ no no no
Today I bought ChatGPT Go for £7. I was previously paying a bit less than that for Gemini Plus, but they recently removed Gemini Pro mode from Plus.
>>225921189Kys too. Why are you trying to access ticktock. All of you guys should be kicked out from this place and ostracized for life
>>225920982politicsmong
>>225921243no idea
>>225921240bit rude
>>225921240Ok that’s good that means I’m not sub 3
Keeping your proper butter in a butter dish rather than the fridge is a good thing to do ok everyone can do that as a life improvement
Mi vroom vroom to Yuh gyal so mi can do boom boom in her pum pum
>>22592114140 and 46 should be illegal? You retard rim job
>>225921238Evil Pinkpantheress
>>225921238Sir Charlie Bigham
>>225921238T.S Eliot
>>225921277Do as i please dont i
>>225921238Frankie MacDonald
neighbour just banged on his ceiling/my floor that means my music is too loud and it’s bothering him that means I now have to be silent and tip toe around my flat for the rest of the night because I’m a coward who can’t fight
>>225921238joeyy
>>225921238runescape soyjak
almost died while playing overwatch. was just playing normally, not even raging or anything and then suddenly felt really bad, couldn't even focus on what was happening on the screen. checked my blood pressure and it was 200/140. took some pills and now it dropped to more reasonable numbers. luckily it happened at the very end of the match so I didn't have to leave midgame.
>>225921325Do as i please dont i
>>225921238Sir Keir Starmer
>>225921325nigga at home playing music out loud rather than just using headphones
>>225921238Brian
>>225921238Gabriel T. Rorke
>>225921238mr mackey ok
>>225921340>checked my blood pressure and it was 200/140.m8
>>225921340Why are you still playing overwatch
>>225921238Blackops2cel
>>225921325kwab
>>225921238Zaz
>>225921362lol university professor worst
>>225921238https://youtu.be/MWjzYpKXMo4MR James
>>225921368because concord failed :)
>>225921368porn
got so much love and appreciation for the hunger games posterjust spices it up occasionally. a net positive
>>225921405junkrat is so fit
>>225921238our girl sydney
>>225921238Jean Luc Picard
>>225921238Gerard Manley Hopkins
>>225921238Frank Butcher
>>225921238Saint Hamudi
im doomfists rapemeat
>>225921340one time i was lifting weights and it legit felt like a piece of my brain exploded, it was awful and felt like i was dying, i felt normal again after 10 minutes.
>>225921433>>225921433>>225921433
>>225921428get off 4chan roadhog
>>225921238For fuck's sake I'm ALWAYS late to this shit and it's ALWAYS the garbage and forced gimmick entries that get in first
>>225921447forced gimmicks are the best gimmicks cope on
>>225921325What are you playing?
