zach hadel edition
I won't be doing Halloween, the Catholic Church forbids me you see
>>225916561So....she is in a nation built by capitalistic white men, who she absolutely hates and despises. If she lived anywhere else on the globe, she'd be in poverty. By all accounts she's a product of international capitalism. She is pretending she is some "comrade" to a bunch of smug dummies who just wasted money seeing a washed up loser. Is that what being a communist is, in her eyes? Spending money to watch a washed up wigger?How did she get elected, let alone be able to sniff anywhere close to being on a ballot? What the FUCK is going on the in the UK?
thanks for producing this edition i do not like ` roy ` edish
>>225916673half of the lads here have that hair cut
shan't be going to a Halloween partyhaven't got any friends, you see
this year has gone on for about 5 years now. January feels like a world away
>>225916729>If she lived anywhere else on the globe, she'd be in poverty. Bythen she wouldn't get any white penis ok
>>225916500lovely
>>225916734evil ghoul
Panic
supposedly "8:47" according to the "clock"
>>225916743screaming this is mestill i go out and drink alonebut not tonight cba after failing to pull at the gay sex party last night
>>225916729you've done the thing there where assuming technological advancement is the product of capitalism without any evidence
right then poured myself a cruzcampo
didnt realise just how much of an obese shortarse man employed woman was
>>225916757i will never patronise your ` roy ` editions and i am not Mouse ok
Can you help us find Sydney?Sydney, aged 11, was last seen in Canterbury on Saturday, 31 October 2026.
>>225916748yes mate we saw you post this about 10 minutes agowe don't need to know what you wank to
hi
ok
>>225916766what's it like going out alone?
>>225916748
>>225916766malc
>>225916762don't care
I'm out of Halloween sweets and it's not even 8 o'clock yet FUCK my newly purchased first home on a busy main road is going to get egged isn't it
>>225916783Nothin to do with me mate
>>225916783rope yourself pedo
>>225916788hi ok
>>225916762did the red line go down did it
>>225916791shite and miserable
Nofap starts tomorrow ok
i'll be spending the whole night manually monitoring the quality of /brit/ and telling people to grow up when appropriate.
>>225916762faker than astrology
>>225916743just go to a party in fancy dress, who's going to know
>>225916818ill do my best!
this german is severely mentally illprobably a new arrival
got the live locations of my mates i met from uni and they're all out drinking somewherejust end my life mate
>>225916814why do you do it then? was hoping for a bit more detail too...
>>225916823another incoherent mousebabble post
>>225916791grimest part is the travelling to the club and potential queueing (i purposefully go early cos the queue alone is grim unless u're a mega social who will talk to randoms)once u're inside it's not so bad you can always pretend you lost your mates to join groups of other people when i was first doing it i would do that sometimes nowadays idgaf i'll just hit on you or talk to you normallybut ye i'm not that social about it go out ot get smashed dance and maybe hit on a girl or twoive done it so much it's kinda weird for me to actually be out clubbing with other people again lolbut it's certainly a lot safer if you're already there with a girl who you can dance with rather than having to dance alone/try to pull (and usually fail lol)
>>225916818no porn for me, will still be fapping
>>225916840haha.
you seriously cant post that
>>225916834why are you using diego-isms
>>225916839presumably you could just not have the live locations of your mates you met from uni if you wantedbetter yet you presumably have their phone numbers
i get so afraid when the "new" gets made in case it is a ` roy ` edish i do not like those they are not very good ok
any ridiculously hairy man inhave hair all over my chest, stomach and even parts of my hand. not much on my back though thankfully
There was an article in a paper here about a refugee 'raping' a woman. When you read it in full she met him in a club, fucked him, swapped numbers, invited him to her home in a different town and drank with him, then tried to say 'no' to sex.
i remember i once talked to a 'german' that was an afghan diaspora that was always talking about how german women were gross fat pigs that deserved to get raped.
>>225916838Holyy ..He is wow .. I receive she Mysore .. OK
>>225916881in other words he raped her
>>225916881get him flogged and deported
mousey woke up and he's going to spam this thread with nonsense for the next few hours until he passes out again ok
>>225916913
>>225916881yeah dumb nigga thats rape
Fideyworks are making me scaredid :(
>>225916838I'm not sure that's regulation
>>225916845when i used to do it i would go straight to the smoking area, grab a pint and light up a dart whilst looking at my phone to look like i've just gone outside whilst and my mates are somewhere elsestruck up a few convos with women there and have taken many back for a shagnever ever spent much time at the bar or at dance floor
>>225916881lol what they fucked in the club and then when they got back to hers she said no?if she was actually saying no obv he shouldn't have done that but that's fucking mental what a derranged woman
oklad gimmick of the year
got a feeling that's a man tucking his willy between his legs
>>225916913babba WWOOW,send she to my right now ,gorgus girl, INDIA
>>225916965woman* her*
women vs immigrantsrorke doing a ponder
>>225916943> whilst looking at my phone to look like i've just gone outside whilst and my mates are somewhere elsegrim beta behaviour that ngl hahabut yes smoking area is best place to pull offering a cigarette or lighter is such an easy in to talk to peoplei actually like the whole dancing and drinking bit tho so even tho it's probably not best pulling wise i much prefer that to being outside trying to chat birds up
>>225916936fireworks and skellotors and ghosts and ghoulsnot a good day for us cowards
>>225916913that a trandem
Bharat W
Whitechapel, 1946 and 2026
She's definitely a tranner but she's fit as fuck
>>225916845doesn't sound as grim as I'd imagined when you describe it>>225916943did they ever find out you went by yourself?
detest religious people and no i'm not an atheist before you say anything
are tim doing the rounds on twitter keep em seething king
pathetic
molesting my own arse
>>225917004say it again nigga?!
>>225916704he seems like he needs to poowon't someone help him to the loo?
>>225916983women asking for a cig or lighter is like 80% of the times the convo starts and then it just goes from there. nah i hate dancing around. if i don't like it somewhere i just head offthere are 365 days in a year and too many years there's always another time
>>225917005how's he just made this up then?
poor little boy has been spamming about tim all day today
toilfu is up for seeing the fireworks next weekend
I'm a big fat spastic
>>225916998nah if you just say your mates are somewhere else they don't think twice
friend's been separated from her wife for like 2 years but her wife just wont agree to get a divorcemental
>>225916767You've done the thing where you assume technological advancement is a guarantee at allWhiggish history done by leftists is always a laugh. You can't change history for what it is: white men bolstered by capitalistic ideas created the modern world. Period. Thems the facts, JackYou can try to imagine an alt-history where maybe a communist Indian or Wakanda style African kingdom does it, but....'fraid that's not what happened! And literally nothing indicates that would have ever happened.
>>225917004why do you try to make us feel like that? it's not going to happen. whatever
Whitechapel from Hood Street, 1968 and 2026
really got no idea what mousenonce was even trying to communicate therecompletely incoherent schizobabble
>>225917069can still read every word of this despite the blur its this post here: >>225917004
>>225917075basically looks the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfeMn3EkSmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvyqz_Ahnswhat I've been watching
Lovely day out
>>225917128yeah shame you live in a shit hole like new mexico
Alan Carr seen attending Jonathan Ross Halloween party at The House of Koko on October 31, 2022 in London, England (2022)
>>225917099SAD!!
>>225917128remember the alamo
>>225917128are you a britif you are then you made a great choice visiting the southwest this time of year. very nice weather
>>225917092it doesn't matter if it's said like how you said it
>>225917151CWLTSHC
Litesening to some musucmusicJapanese bandsMight try Korean bands next
>off for a wank>clicks another tab, seated in the same position
I'm a cool guy haha
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
having lots of gay sex with myself lately
lads what does it mean when a girl you're walking in the street with holds onto your arm and/or holds your hand?
>>225917207physically fit
traffic slows from real postersspam starts up its getting more and more obvious
happy halloween
>>225917214means she wants your willer inside her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuc2kuDQjQk
went to covent garden and saw so many halloween slags
>>225917231what?
>>225917214means it's time to wake up
>>225917255he thinks its bots but can't accept its the mental health posters waking up from being asleep all day
>>225917214we gonna kill you, dawg
>>225917248were they scary?
I'll be spending the evening watching the Indian Avatar
>>225917255when real people stop posting to keep a thread alive, weird spam AI nonsense takes its place
Fuck sake mousenonce
>>225917244well she does it and then nothing else happens for the rest of the nightcan she detect my neurodivergence ? Because I don't know how to act when she does it
>>225917214this happened to me once and i kept tripping over my dog which i was walking at the time
my windows 11 is going full retard, for some reason i couldn't click and had to restart my pc
Ariana Grande stuns as a dead body or something
>>225917308Quote some of those posts?
putting an entire arse up my arse
they don’t understand the things he say on /brit/ter
>>225917245he groovin
>>225916838Phwoarrrrrr
oh right i was supposed to put decorations out. oh well. ill just eat all the celebrations myself alone in my dark incel house
>>225917334what is this post if not just a dogwhistle for your friends or the archives?answer
>>225917336you've got eyes haven't you? read the thread
sad news in america
>>225917341>>225917363poo screaming
>>225917367I just want to know what posts you think are made by the weird AISurely you can quote a couple
that's AI sweetie
nth for the gyaldem
>>225917308Why would someone, somewhere, pay good money to spam a /brit/ thread with "AI" posts? >>225917336Got em
>>225917382If you want to know then read the thread I can't be bothered to point it out to you
Works though doesn't it sweetheart
>>225917370looks great for her age
>>225917316then you've likely fucked it and she's assumed you aren't attracted to her
arse is creating considerable amounts of noxious gas
the normoids are all out at their halloween parties right nownot me thoughi'm hereon /brit/ x
sorry sweaty x
love her
>>225917421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29eZMpT1aZ4good luck x
>>225917431thats ok ok x
It's all kicking off at Coopers!https://www.twitch.tv/cooperstownhouseliverpool
being amish looks comfy
>>225917405Yeah didn't think you'd quote any. Tells me all I need to know, really.
>>225917397The owner of this website is aware it is a dead millennial site so it uses bots to maintains server traffic to justify ad spend and continued pass subscriptions. Not difficult to understand.
>>225917431i'll go watch a horror movie with a friend later, maybe you can go watch one too?
>>225917450you'll do nothing
One of the biggest (and in a way most liberating) red pills is women aging. Had so many crushes in youth that look haggard now
>>225917419but i did like her i just didn't have viagra on me
>>225917431was just out for booze and there were mainly old people out other than the employeesbit grim but don't feel so bad not seeing people my age enjoying themselves
>>225917443we all love this girl here
Just did a thing didn't I
>>225917473>a husky in miamianimal cruelty
my thumb hurts from where i've been biting it
>>225917488spades above her head xum
>>225917431youre in good company. im here too. ill be starting on the motherfucken bottles and cans here
>>225917476what are you 60
>>225917488me and rorke
>>225917467And you think he set it up to make posts on /brit/?Besides the fact that1) 4chan has never been profitable2) it gets basically no revenue from ads
>>225917510nah early twenties but i have bad anxiety in bedroom that makes me not get hard
they're writing songs of love, but not for mea lucky star's above, but not for me
>>225917476yeah but how is she supposed to know you like her if you do literally nothing when she holds your arm/hand
greta has dedicated her life to the white race, you should feel ashamed to insinuate otherwise.
>>225917528Maybe if you let me be your loverMaybe if you tried then I would not bother
>>225917514Do you think the owner just magically hosts the website with no money? Of all the websites you know have been botted to hell, you suspend your judgement and belief in this website couldnt POSSIBLY have spambots (it has had since 2009) to manipulate traffic information for continued revenue?
wanking myself to death
>mcginn
>>225916704I wish i wasn't a useless fuck up It was never over because it never even begain I wish I was never born
stop being mean to eachother please
>>225917563youre just another statistic
id fuck the greenhouse gases right out of ar greta if you know what i mean id neutralise her carbon footprint id fuckin net zero her pussy and arse
Just get together next time it's not that deep
>>225917573mm tasty deer
>>225917514he does this bit all the time, ignore it
>>225917573You might actually be the most normal poster here
kek rorke btfo
Happy Halloween! It’s ealra hālgena ǣfen – all hallows eveThe name of Halloween derives from All Hallows Eve, which is before All Hallows (Saints') Day on 1st November. The Anglo-Saxons measured a day from evening to the following evening, so after sunset on Monday, they referred to tiwesniht, or “Tues-night”, then in the morning it was tiwesdæg, or Tuesday.It is also widely supposed that the Christian fast and prayer day, held ahead of the Feast of All Hallows Day, was scheduled to supplant the pagan festival of Samhain on the guidance of Pope Gregory I.Samhain has its roots in Irish tradition rather than the Anglo-Saxon, and in current pagan tradition focuses around honouring the memories of those who have died.
>>225917481I do not
>>22591757312 times in 2 days stop postin this fuckin image you gormless twat done it to absolute death already
there should be an 8pm match on this is ridiculous
>>225917606i don't even know what the difference between the two is
>>225917618You're meant to be out at parties
>>225917618Only thing that's ridiculous is your hairline
>>225917555moot basically begged for money and 4chan was always on the verge of shutting down. Every moderator or janitor had to live in NYC and be his irl friend, because he couldn't pay them. Gookmoot was a dumby for buying it. I know it's been botted in the past, but to say that the bots are paid by the owner in /brit/ threads making posts about poo to boost ad revenue is...quite the leap in logic. It makes no sense at all actually. It's just your own little theory, unless you got evidence, then shutty that dicksucker you call a mouth
>>225917532well i thought that women don't lose all interest immediately if you don't show them interest back
>>225917443W'lysa
holy christ i wish they stop setting those fireworks off out there my arse is puckered
Oh wait there is a match on.
i thought black people invented halloween
no no my 4chan is simply too pure and organic to have spam posts on it, everybody, the ones that stim posts 80,000 times a year the same pictures of food and the half breed mongrel ice skater, they're all real human beings
>>225917642ohmydayz
>>225917617i like it its a cute image and i'm going to post it when i want
>>225917586>net zeromate thats your body count
>>225917660say up the fulham
>>225917654Nope by now she's blocked you on everything and you'll never see her again
>>225917694okay
milan derby on bbc2 y'all
>>225917654if they were super attracted to you they might persist a bit but since you're an autismo posting in /brit/ on halloween night I'm gonna guess you're not exactly a catch
>>225917618Either this or F1 qualifying
ah yes needlessly hostile posting very original
molesting a priest
>>225917444this is a pretty crazy videoevery girl seems to like him
Maya Jama x King Kenny
>>225917733Fight me, if you dare
eyyyyyy, i'm postin here
bots everywhere making poo posts to boost the ad revenue by one or two cents an hour, and the call is coming from inside the house ahhhh no I'm not crazy this is a genius theory
>>225917715If Amorin wins serie A manure are cursed
The Halloween party stories on TikTok are going to be brutal tomorrow. Praying that people don't enjoy themselves that much and it's a bit of a let down.
>>225917444listening to people flirt and fake laugh is too cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQLIh5752I
>>225917720I'm just a bit shy
Vets shouldn’t be allowed to do this
>>225917768Dumb archosaur
>>225917652You still haven't explained why or how this website remains without a clear source of revenue. I'm not sure if you've been to the other boards before but this place is actually dead in places, its not a leap in logic to presume that they're abusing spam bots to keep threads alive and give the appearance that people still frequent this website. In fact its the most reasonable theory going at the moment.
Gf going to a Halloween party I’m not invited to so will probably just game tonight
>>225917779this post is illegal now
>>225917797Rest in power
>>225917782cooli should listen to their other unreleased stuff
It's Spidey season motherfuckersHappy Halloween x
an urgent 2 month plan is needed to save my lifeactions must be taken
Pretend its crazy as much as you want, you know zoomers and young people aren't posting on here
>>225917768look at him go
>>225917836Wased x
>>225917836There they are!The lads!
>>225917618you can watch `breeders cup` ok
>>225917784unfortunately being shy isn't attractive to most women
>>225917818she's taken care of
>>225917849well i don't think anyone expects /brit/ to be full of zoomers and young people
>>225917836Enjoy your night out
oh he spinning!
my new Sleep LP arrives tomorrow !!!
>>225917867it is when you are hot
Helperlord out at a party while his enemies are alone
>>225917039my problem wrt to pulling is i enjoy dancing and drinking way too muchi think i like being fucked and dancing to good music more than being with a girl but ofc add a girl to that combo and it's even betterbut realistically you sually have to actually talk to her a bit the success rate of just cold appraoching and trying to dance with her is not great lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycm6FOhLFPI
>>225917872Not the kind of girl to cheat tbqh but I do wish her costume wasn’t as revealing as it is
She's fit as
>>225917813So, stay with my logic and try to keep up. Because this is what you sound like:Gookmoot is going to "manipulate" the ad revenue. Okay. And part of that involves....programming bots to say "poo screaming" randomly every few minutes on the /brit/ general on /int/. That equates to what...an extra cent a day in ad revenue? And those bots cost how much? And he'd make the captchas eve harder and more complicated this summer?If he really wanted to "manipulate" the ad revenue, wouldn't he do it some better way? Make a hidden board and spam millions of posts on it? Make threads instead? Get rid of the captcha? Just put more porn advertisements on blue boards?
wish i had a daughter
>>225917911>i think i like being fucked and dancing to good music more than being with a girlso you are gay
>>225917887>no Matt>Length 38:05booooo
>>225917431scream this is megroup chat is popping off>>225917421did this yesterday but fialed at the gay sex party>>225917949no
some lads in here literally want a step by step guide to everythingdo you want us to shag her for you as well?
>>225917972if you wouldn't mind x
>>225916845>>225916943What's the small talk to go with when attempting to mingle with strangers and groups?
>>225917972i've got gemini plus bruh, what do i need you for.
>>225917985*makes an excuse and scurries off*
>225917938Its really not that difficult to understand and I don't know why you're flying off the handle pretending this is a wild conspiracy theory when its a practice found on virtually every social media platform and website on the internet. I'm not saying its a Per-Per-Click scam, I'm saying the owners programmed bots to manipulate weekly/monthly traffic data to their domain to show advertisers and to encourage pass subscription renewals. You bizarre outburst is completely disproportionate to a pretty sound and normal practice online.
>>225917818>>225917929You ain't serious mate. Your gf was invited to a party that you weren't AND she's going in some skimpy costume? I hope for your sake that you're joking because she is getting fucked mate.
>>225918005>>225917896zero evidence thats a party
>>225917911>>my problem wrtvirginous
>>225917986i takes years of social experience and being neurotypical you can't really teach it
>>225918027why do you act like thats a bad thing
How do I save these little guys on my screen
Aaf tae bed, I haven't slept in 42 hours you see so I'm beyond due for a good rest
>>225918049Take it from meFuck men
>>225918049deliberately sprinkling in terrible advice to sabotage their efforts
>>225918058G'nite
>>225918049Most people on here aren't 18 year old mate off you go to your little halloween party ooo look at you you're dressed as the hulk ooo
>>225918076When I get where I'm going I'll let you know
might have a big wank tonight
>>225918094mr saturday night special
last day of locktober >.<
SCARED of the bump limit are we? ooooo
might start on the gay porn then finish on the straight porn
booked as boomer shit pig for a party for the hot young teenagers (18 plus), about to head in but not due til nine cos they said that it would be better after everyone's a bit smashed. Tried to just be it for the girls but they said no everyone would get to use me so I'll put up with it. Might be some cute young lads use me so we'll see
women are not shagging a spastic dressed as spiderman
it's 8.45pm why aren't you knee deep in halloween gash
>>225918024No sir, I’m not flying off the handle, sir. >Per-Per-Click LOL, calm down fat fingers. Proofread the posts before hitting submit >You bizarre outburstAother misspell. I got you worked up, so I’ll take that as a sign that this conversation needs to be cut short. Without evidence…You lose, good day sir! >LE DEAD INTERNET THEIRYHelloooooooo Reddit!
I'M SORRY NICK JACKSON
>>225918148its not gay if you switch to straight porn right before you cum your big load
Off to Buc-ee's
>>225918169You've been done big man, move along.
A Nickmare on Jackson Street for Fulham
>>225918160Either way, he's still going to shoot his load
>>225918169he's vaporised you
do you need some fuckin tweezers to put that little thing away
>>225918039?
where's the new
lads... the post count
shagging a pumpkin
nicholas JACKson
>>225918253Got it for you here pal
>>225918226FUCK YOU
new>>225914757>>225914757>>225914757
this is the new
man u won 1 game all season
Hope madrid go for suzuki over raya
i like it in here, i don't want to leave.
>>225918292this guy has chud beliefs but reddit humour its strange
>>225918345
>>225918307Ipswich gave them false hope, a worth sacrifice for a couple more /mug, /s
