this is almost certainly "the new"

Why are handguns banned in most of the uk but not Northern Ireland ? Considering their recent history it seems like they should definitely not be armed

Ok

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That will be £450,000 plus tip

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>>225909856

>in bed at half 11
fucking hell

It's unheard of for uni housemates to not shag each other. They always always shag.

my grandfather was born in 1966

you all have a pathetic americanised hollywood vision of what uni life is like. NONE of you are going to be shagging, NONE of you are even going to make friends. You're going to sit in a cold, plasterboard cheap dorm alone in the dark scared to leave the hallway when everybody is out having fun.

now the bus driver lives in a plastic cage and the buses are run by 80iq africans that allegedly built the the country

>>225909792
they're done with him now
the bames will kill him soon

Fuck am I the oldest cunt here? (28)

Tim is a schizophrenic man who used to live by himself posting schizo nonsense from his studio flat on Twitter. More recently he had run-ins with the health service after he was sectioned for posting pictures of his erect willy and cummy knob on Twitter (after coming to believe he had to do this to be granted a US visa).

He also had a spell in hospital after he developed some sort of weird lesion on his face which later developed into a large hole. While in hospital he found that he enjoyed the attention from the nurses and staff. So when Tim was discharged home after his face-hole healed up, he began a campaign of tipping himself onto the floor and dialling 999 saying he'd fallen over, necessitating a trip back to hospital.

Eventually the hospital got wise to this and arranged for ol' Tim to live in an assisted living facility for spackers and the mentally retarded. Because Tim worked for large portions of his life, he has a decent income to afford to live in such a place.

His life in the facility is fairly grim, confined to his room and his chair watching various television programs on his now TV puck. He's attended to by the finest care Bantu African care BAMEs money can buy but they often like to put Tim to bed early in the afternoon as once a resident is 'down for bed' they can be left alone.

>>225909794
you're forgetting about the autistic incel community here and being very non-inclusive

>>225909770
picture this youre walking to the spar for a loaf of bread and 10 sterling dual cigarillos and an ira fenian jumps out of a hedge with a shillealeagh

now you understand

>>225909821
How young are you ? My dad was born in 1968

remember when tim looked over the garden fence at those builders then ran away back into the house? Classic tim, that

rorke japan-style bowing to the poundland checkout lady

>>225909885
i'm 19 x

>>225909888
You're from Sainsbury's aren't you?

>>225909894
imagine youve got a nice tight arse then have you young man?

I deserve nothing I am nothing I am useless

>>225909860
granddad

Taking the japanese missus to be wined and dined tomorrow

>>225909906
nonce

>>225909866
>Because Tim worked for large portions of his life
Not true. He's a spoilt brat that was born with a silver spoon firmly in his mouth.

I have no love in me

>>225909913
tell her the /brit/ team says "yoooooooooo"

>>225909753
ktim

no beer for me tonight

>>225909894
I’m 15 years older than you , I need to get off this board

>>225909936
ktim im an evil little man but im also happy

I am mentally and physically disabled

probably autism but i fucking hate restaurants desu its literally just a noisy waiting room

>>225909936
ill put some love in you m8 *unzips*

>>225909946
She posts here on occasion, I'll let her know x

>>225909951
Why not. It saturday night? No beer on a saturday night?

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>>225910234

frickin ez

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>>225910006

look at this family of ladybugs they are all trying to stay on this floating leaf and not drown. I would save them but the BBC says when it comes to nature we are only allowed to observe and not get involved

working tomorrow at 4AM, me

five days off the sauce me, ive been reborn as a holy angelic creature basking in beneficence

>>225909962
You've never gone out with your big family on a night out to a restaurant and had a few pints and a chat? Oh, I don't suppose you have, have you

hate booze me but can't get off the stuff for too long

>>225909993
save them ok

190 loved halloween

>>225909913
You're wining and dining her meanwhile she let some other random bloke beat without lifting a finger.

>>225910000
HELL

>>225910008
AND I BET HES BLACK!!

>>225910008
Think about cuckoldry a lot, do you?

I won't be going out for halloween. I'll be sitting inside watching restreams of DSP's halloween marathon instead

lmaoooo Hull are shayyyyyte

Anyone else pushing 40 itt? I’m old enough to be divorced with kids who hate me

thomas markle storage wars edition

>>225909644

Kek it was actually really really funny. Sorry.
I guess it wasn't about the call out but the words he chose to do it

>>225910008
>>225910027
sccccccc

any corded-ware man in

going out tonight dressed as a suicidal David Walliams

>>225909884
The Ira guy would probably have a gun also

>>225910056
...yh

don't think I've ever had an authentic conversation with my family in all the 30+ years I've known them

"nice weather we're having at the moment", "yeah it's quite warm for this time of year". That's the sort of conversations we have. Thirty years of that. I don't know why they would choose to raise children that way but that's what they did.

spent the past 3 years credit building with my credit card but forgot why I was doing this to begin with since I'll never have a mortgage

>>225910072
Don't Touch Women

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>>225910137 >>225910194 >>225910244

There’s absolutely no way this is real right?

too many uncs in /brit/ today

We changed the clocks too early it feels like it's nearly 5 not nearly 4 ok

>>225910114
looks fit here ok

>>225910000
checked
having conversations is depressing because it makes me realize I'm not interesting at all such is the consequence of being a shut in

>>225909951
baffling behaviour, utterly insane

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>>225910160

Rorke at the gym

>>225910095
life under left wing quasi communism

>>225910114
i need mistress ruby torturing my prostate with her 9 inch black strap-on

My parents were polar opposites. My Dad was this gen x crazy taxi cool guy that treated everything like a joke and shrugged his shoulders at literally everything, nothing was a big deal. He would give advice like just get on a plane bro and travel and sleep on the beach and be a waiter bro who cares dude. While my Mum was like grow up you little freak and pipe down you'll never be a woman

ok potential sleeper gimmick of the year ok

>>225910080
hmm yeah idk then. his gun will be illegal and yours wont so you win the moral argument

>>225910131
chat is this real?

>>225910006
1 casualty ok

>>225910146
chad dad vs chud mum

>>225910160
don`t worry about it ok

>>225910127
kdbi (kek dit ben ik)

In how many years will the narrative be pushed that the UK begged for the small boat fellas to come to rebuild our food delivery industry

>>225910095
That’s literally an ASBO and theyve been a thing since before you were even born fucking yank mong do one

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>>225910240 >>225910242

COR BLOIMEY!

THE EMO MUZZIE LASS ACROSS THE WAY HAS GOT QUITE THE RUMPUS, INNIT? WOULDN’T MIND SHOVIN’ ME KNOIFE ROIGHT THROUGH ‘EH BLACK LEOTAHD IF YE CATCH MOI DRIFT M8

mumberg is millennial but dadberg is a gen x boomer

So "causing a commotion" is now enough to blacklist you from cities and watching facesitting porn now counts as violent rape glorification that can end you up in prison. So basically our government is just the CCP, but only the oppressive aspects, not the impressive infrastructure, cleanliness, order, social harmony or cheapness of goods.

Bought fine noodles instead of medium noodles literally can't do anything right I'd be better off dead

>claims to love 19th century literature and yearns to experience life in a Jane Austen novel
>votes like a 21st century feminist
Many such cases!

>>225909979
audible gif, girlie's a good singer. song was so goofy I thought she was SEA but nope american-chinese

>>225910212
No more trial by jury either.

>>225909736
serious question
do cats need blankets to sleep I thought their fur was a natural blanket won't they get too hot like this

>>225910199
cody ts got me cracking up dawg

>>225910199
haha yes I do indeed catch your drift and I concur

>>225910230
Tommy Goystein type post

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>>225910284

>>225910095
>oh my gaddd an imposition by the courts which dictate that a person be in a certain place at a certain time??? We don't have that in the YOU ESS AYY.

just be quiet mate

>>225910213
fine noodles be better for you anyway fat boy you dont need the thicker ones

>>225910204
are you deadass bruh? maybe there's still hope for /brit/ uncs

>>225910236
In the future all trials here will be judged solely by an AI prompted specifically to always let women and brown people off the hook and throw the book at White men.

>>225910245
Really doesn't matter in the quantities I eat them

anti-americans in britain in 2026 is always paki/brown-coded

>>225910244
>>225910244
ankle monitors are part of a program to release people instead of keeping them in prison/jail

completely different from banning people from town squares

>>225910188
I’m not woke or anything but we can admit they prop up the care sector. The fact is white brits don’t want to wipe old peoples grim pooey arses but we do need people to do those jobs

Don't think there is a single white person posting under a yank flag

I'm mixed race. My mum is white and my dad is 1500m

mumberg used to talk about how sexy sisterberg and her tits was when she was going through puberty and sisterberg would’ve asking her to stop and mumberg would tell her shes being too sensitive and keeping it

>>225910276
>if you don’t like this BROWN country then you must be BROWN
Right ok good logic

>>225910291
wait she won

>>225910301
sc

>>225910291
big fan of cheek dimples ok

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>>225910499

Today I have been the DIY "nigga" and have thoroughly and exhaustively added extra insulation to my loft. Likely to drink a beer in the bath in short order.

>>225910236
also the racial crime stats are hidden and the court's desk has been scrapped. have fun finding out whats happening now peasants

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>>225910416

>>225910293
and a ching chong bing bong to you

glt heartburn if i eat bread will that use up the acid or will i make more acid

Most of the Fuzoku Girls are on the petite side and slender, there are a lot of variations beyond that: small-breasted, well-endowed, bronze-skinned, creamy-white-skinned, shapely, very skinny, long-haired, short-haired, tall, shy, aggressive, kinky, sexy and demure. Not every Fuzoku Girl has been stunningly attractive. Still, it is important to remember the Japanese motto: "Okyaku-sama wa Kami-sama" = "The customer is a God." Most of the time, these girls are incredibly sweet and put serious effort into making one feel welcome as a customer.

Many Fuzoku Girls trim or shave at least a portion, if not most, of their pubic hair. Of course, most also completely shave their legs and underarms. The girls seem to view trimming or shaving their pubic hair as part of customer satisfaction. Most Fuzoku Girls seem to have silky smooth skin on the rest of their bodies as well.

Probably one of the biggest reasons for a generally high level of quality is that some young girls enter the Fuzoku business with their intention of working only two-to-three years. As they get older, they seem to cultivate various other career or maritial opportunities. Also, there does not seem to be any apparent drug usage and they do not have to deal with police harassment.

Japan's Fuzoku Girls are above the legal age, they are not starving, they are not addicted to hard drugs and most do not seem to have been forced into this line of business. A lot of girls are simply trying to earn spending money.

It is not unusual for university students, secretaries, struggling actresses and others to choose the Fuzoku option as a part-time means to supplement their incomes. It is a short-term equalizer for those girls unable to get into the college or company of their choice. There are lot of Fuzoku Girls who are attending universities, two-year women's colleges and special vocational schools. Therefore, a lot of Fuzoku Girls are fairly intelligent and culturally aware.

>>225910306
did they ever...you know

Normalise and encourage men to be violent towards women.

Currently playing crusader kings 3

bout to do 2-3 hours of ironing like my mum

>>225910287
They use it as a vehicle to get ILR, simple as. British people will do it if you pay them enough. They cost a fucking fortune because the greedy cunts who own them extract every penny out of vulnerable old people. The owners should be shot in front of their families, state take over and pay carers 40k p/a

225910306
yeah this happened

>>225910114
she looks freshly showered and fucked

>>225910308
the only voices i hear criticising americans on the internet in 2026 are shrill sounding paki women from london
>oh my dayzzzzz you americans don ever have healthcare senpai!!

>>225910338
scr mental they did that

>>225910335
King Chud XIII of the House of Nothingeverhappens

>>225910287
The fact is white brits can just get bennies

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>>225910454

>>225910325
Rockitreports?

225910354
So retarded not even worth arguing with you

do you reckon rubys parents have lost their patience with her and said on a few occasions after their oxford wine party soiree FFS get a fucking job and just grow up will you?

i'm addicted to /brit/ ok

Imagine actually ironing clothes. Lmao you are in /brit/. Somehow I doubt you have a suit and tie job in The City or in Canary Wharf. Nobody cares if your shitty graphic tea is completely crease free you bellend. Stop wasting your time.

>>225910338
Ironing one of your shirts?

>>225910322
I'm indian

>>225910399
rattled paki

>>225910287
my autistic sister has just been forced by our parents to get a job in the care sector going to fucking scream when she accidentally drops an elderly person because she cant do anything

im a devil for a rice krispie bun

how has ironing got you seething

please tell me you lot dont wear tshirts with pictures on them

GTA 6 looks really shit im sorry but 13 years waiting and its still 30fps and blurry brown slop wtf

>>225910385
yh

>>225910420
ESHUTA?

>>225910443
bro really apologised

>>225910402
She get's hundreds of thousands of views on her videos lad, she makes more money than they do. There's no job she could get that would pay more than LARPing as Hermione Granger for 400,000 indians to watch and wank to on Youtube.

>>225910420
is she fit

>>225910420
Your parents sound awful. Why the fuck would they want their kid working for minimum wage cleaning shit off of old people's crusty arseholes?

well that's a Snickers Duo down the hatch isn't it

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>>225910471
Hope she sees this king

literally cannot stop smoking weed, longest period was 6 weeks of excruciating hell.

going to try 12 weeks now but I really am starting to think the 'za might not be the problem

>>225910479
not really but shes very thin which is an automatic 6/10 in this country
>>225910481
because shes been unemployed for a year and they just want her to work

>>225910317
good work anon

>>225910483
i would've shoved it up my arse actually

toilfu is currently getting hammered at a work bottomless brunch thing and I'm worried about her :(

>>225910494
grow up

might watch a filum

one last wank before NNN

>>225910497
ESHUTA?

does no fap count if you have a limp penis

>>225910505
corr hope no big african lad takes advantage of her loosened inhibitions

>>225910497
has she ever had a bf
have you ever seen her tits or arse
have you ever heard her fingering herself

>>225910505
sounds unsanitary desu

>>225910528
grow up

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>>225910615 >>225910632

>>225910491
>answer question
>haha you're a simp dude you're a gooning simp fuck you haha answered my question normally? haha fuck you loser! haha get baited loser imagine answering my question hope she sees your message bro you little simp

eshota

ruby's been pretending to be 19 for 7 years now

As a leftist I stand with workers across the world as we fight for fairer wages and more rights.

>>225910443
you have to be so dull to be excited for that shit ngl

>>225910443
i think it looks good

>>225910557
wish shed flip it

rorke getting bullied in the PE changing rooms

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oh and whos this sweet little girl!

>>225910557
id love to impregnate her

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>>225910599

nth for the gyaldem

>>225910287
if they had the blitz spirit they would be able to wipe their own bums

>>225910532
no she went all girls schools and never had a bf
seen her arse but not seen tits but shes got the smallest tits in the world
no

>>225910584
who is she zoom calling? some sex work thing?

rorke watching one episode of masterchef and then telling his mum she's got a perfect cuisson on her spam à la dole

women just sit there miming and contorting their face in silence in front of a camera to make videos. Thats schizophrenic

>>225910497
Unemployed for a year egads! Nigger that's normal in this economy. Who cares. Get her on UC and let her enjoy life. Care work experience will if anything look worse on a CV than just doing nothing and putting down "personal development" anyway. And why do they care what her employment status is? They want her to work so they can get her to pay rent or something, is that it?

Eugh. Awful. Glad my parents aren't shitheads like yours.

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>>225910599
Her wealth manager. They were reviewing results from the most recent quarter.

got zodiac on

>>225910539
most engagements on 4shit are like this

>>225910607
no its not because they post them online so that other people can see them

>>225910629
shite film

dont like when a video intro tells you to relax, get comfortable, grab a drink! etc. i can handle all that without your patronising instructions thanks very much

>>225910613
because they say its bad shes unemployed and not working and they need rent. she saved like £20k from her previous job because she doesnt go out and spend it and shes down to like £10k in a year because of rent and them borrowing money

>>225910630
this happened to me and my flatmate once

that'll be a couple of lads messing with each other's knobs then

dont like it when their cock is bigger than mine

oh look the homo australian has been unbanned and will now be spamming cocks
having a hobby where you're into music is still shit btw

>>225910637
no its good

right

>>225910648
was just for a laugh right? nothing gay about it

>>225910599
prob uni stuff, she went back to school last year

For a century, Americans saw themselves as isolationists in a new civilisation derived from English customs and French fashions. From the late-19th century onwards, they became more aware that they had the bulk of a continent to utilise - and colonise - and that they could afford to become more involved in Old World affairs without any great danger to their own existence. They've taken a leaf out of the British book and played European nations off against one another, with the occasional show of brute force, to their own benefit. Obviously, being a prime destination for 'brain drain' expats is an additional weakening of England, France, Germany, etc.

>>225910660
mouse-esque post

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>>225910728

ate loads of sugar at 1pm somehow gone unconscious and have just woked up

>>225910645
10k in rent are your parents mental

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>>225910718 >>225910740 >>225910753

Mumberg made fish and chips

>not filtering australia
they havent been funny or interesting for at least a decade now, move on and filter them

cant remember if it was a dream but there was a website like lolcow forums but i was on it and they had all my 4chan posts and pictues of me and they were talking about it i was so scared i just closed it

>>225910694
katsusaucecord will be replying to this post shortly

>>225910689
lol they say its good to promote good spending habits, my mum actually needs the money because shes single (because she cheated) and in a shit job but my dad is fine and he still makes her give money to one of them

>>225910687
early sign of diabeetus

>>225910686
haha it is a bit isnt it

>>225910238
they don't need blankets but they are absolute fiends for warmth
my cat doesn't like being tucked in and will get up and leave if you do, but he will also crawl under a duvet or blanket to have a snooze of his own accord occasionally

Look I'm black ok

>>225910694
id be sending that back to the kitchen mate

halloween saturday. Biggest night of the year for shaggers.

>>225910660
what do those two things have to do with one another

>>225910717
this is real

>>225910694
looks like someone had a runny poo on your chips

>>225910742
grow up

>>225910595
thats hot. when did you see her arse. whats it like. do you want to fuck her

>>225910204
Generational terms such as gen x/zoomer/millennial/etc are American culture and we would prefer that you not appropriate them

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>>225910742
can't wait!

>>225910737
ktim

>>225909856
they can't kill him because that loses the home income
their MO is chronic neglect and the absolute bare-minimum life-maintaining care until he gracelessly expires unnoticed from some untreated lung infection

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>>225910706
I only filter the dutch and belgians due to their incessant interracial posting

Does anyone here do the "wearing pyjamas outside of the house" gimmick?

>>225910744
because one time i rattled music mongs and he abruptly stopped spamming his gay porn to argue with me about it
then when he got banned for nsfw his replies were also deleted

why does the american in here constantly lie about everything?

>>225910528
I already asked her in the past if she finds black men attractive and she said no x

>>225910750
whats the wbesite

>>225910789
I wear my pyjamas to the corner coop

>>225910796
lol
wtf is a music mong though

>>225909856
I'm still convinced it's the carebames ordering all of that stuff from JD Sports on his card and they just gave him a few pieces (like his hat) to keep him sweet

>>225910807
can't say sorry

>>225910810
he made a post like 'listening to music is for mongs' and then got called a retard
and has now made it his personality

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>>225910789
i wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the store yesterday
it was liberating

>>225910810
im not british so when i use the lingo here it sounds cringe
someone who is really into music like a sports fan

>>225910808
>>225910843
Aren't you worried someone will pull your trousers down?

it pie night

got called a jeet on /v/ ok :/

>>225910836
bizarre
>>225910850
whats wrong with liking music a lot

16:10 and it's pitch black outside

>>225910836
lmao still rattled

hunter touched my weiner in band camp and called me a music mawng

>>225910872
no because its two minutes away and i sleep in tracksuit bottoms

>>225910872
i'm a big guy

>>225910877
Shortest day of the year in a few weeks

>>225910835
ok you can tell me later ok

>>225910877
and its going to be 4c next week it lush

>>225910878
ok

>>225910877
freakish lie

>>225910645
>>225910727
Your parents are parasitic worms, mate. Maybe they should fix their own financial situation instead of coming to their daughter like a beggar. If I were her I'd tell them to fuck off and let them kick me out if they wanted.

>>225910876
>whats wrong with liking music a lot
you can look at any taylor swift fan and it will answer it all
>>225910914
ok

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>>225911204

Propa banging track dis. I showed dis track to me dad and he was like "Wot is dis. Dats not music." Dat's how you know it's a propa bloody good track when it filters boomers innit
https://youtu.be/FiRLb8AYgIc

Get that high vis on. NOW.

>>225910888
scrream

>>225910929
>any taylor swift fan
there are literally billions of them what am i supposed to notice

>>225910926
to be fair my sister is a retard with no friends so she relies on them

12:13 and the sky is black as midnight

blacks built britain ok

>>225910660
Terrible grammar. Wow

>>225910972
ok

>>225910234
replied to himself again award

meeting dadberg tomorrow so need to come up with some believable reason why I still don't have a gf, perhaps a vague anecdote about a date that didnt lead to anything

*walks off*

>>225910967
what happened to him will happen to all of us

just discovered the song "High and Dry" by "Radiohead"
I like it!!!

>>225910991
spacker

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theyre putting him to bed before lunch time now

>>225910706
i enjoy racismlads posts ok

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>>225911032
just lie and say you've had casual hookups but not committed to anything long term for various made up, yet believable reasons

Mi go vroom vroom to do sum boom boom in da pum pum

>>225911050
it's a good song

>>225911043
I don't want to show my erect cock dribbling with cum on twitter

she's on the baby guinnesses now

>>225910952
if she's genuinely a retard and only cut out for hellish underpaid work like care, she's genuinely better off just getting LCWRA UC and PIP. She'll get more money and not have to touch shitstained elderly anuses.

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>>225910775

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>>225911174 >>225911194

oh my fucking days look at this nigga

I`m black too ok

any real harlem niggas in?

>>225911151
we respect you ok

>>225911141
Evil welsh prick

>>225911105
ok shes not genuinely retarded or autistic in the meltdown autistic way or only talks about trains way but she has no idea how to interact with people with freezing and sputtering or any clue how to befriend others and shes so clumsy she broke like 3 glass cups dropping them last year

>>225911172
Thank you ok

>>225911181
he looks like ` Sneako ` ok