dark spooky night time edition
>>225898375hope we can use this one later I like it
yes yeson to the next one
>>225898375
https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2116218217643299070screaming at all these fat mexican women fleeing from the law
>>225899565andale andale arriba arriba dios mio
my willy is exceptional
can you believe that war is happening nowhere anywhere and you cant even tell its happening ?look out your window, thought so.
>>225899588I love bees so much
>>225899588silly bees
I'll say, that was a whale of a dose of psychedelics tonight!
free palpatine
Aishiteta to nageku ni waAmari ni mo toki wa sugi te shimattaMada kokoro no hokorobi oIyasenumama kaze ga fuiteruHitotsu no me de asu o miteHitotsu no me de kinou mitsumeteruKimi no ai no yurikagodeMo ichido yasurakani nemuretaraKawaita hitomi de dareka na itekure
https://x.com/rafadao00/status/2116047759665246480I always appreciate videos like these because it help keep me grounded and know that life isn't always greener on the otherside.
i wonder how much money ricky gervais has made just from office royalties from all the different version of the office.
might become latinx
>>225899622assuming that's legit and japanese corporate culture is as bad as i've read, surprised you don't read about them going postal in some of these offices
>>225899631grok thinks 100 million before taxes
https://youtu.be/d-bbv-KnMng
fucking hate sheep and would quite like to die
>>225899651honestly thought it would be more than that, assuming he always gets something every time they play any version of the office anywhere in the world
Hi
>>225899647Many people are saying this
>>225899667why do you hate sheep
>>225899667i think this about chimpanzees desu, what purpose do they serve? I reckon they should be wiped out
im latinz
got a boring blog post saved up for later today
women love their halloween dont they
saw some cows on the road todaythey'd gotten out or something and were running aboutprobably should have called someone but didn't have the time
>>225899708they do
my dad met homer simpson once
I LOVE MALA!
i'm retarded
>>225898375Went for a nightwalk and found a sixpack of peroni in the street, then i went to the cemetary.
>>225899778mega ktim
>>225899782>Went for a nightwalk and found a sixpack of peroni in the streetyou were blessed by a spirit
grim
i love gay porn
this is the brit teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osoT94KZE3E
>>225899805
>>225899790More like a test from the Gods. If i am i christian it would've been a sin, old norse a blessing from Odin. I've turned the clock completely so i was considering just staying up all night, but now i will put on a good film and enjoy it.
mad how i'm jewish
>>225898375I don't feel happy most days I only have a handful of memories happy I wonder if in the next life I will be better you know not useless
Big Tech and AI forms a big circle of investing money in each other, literally just passing the bag of cash back and forth in order to make it appear like there's growth.Every year AI companies receive tens of billions in funding and yet still make hundreds of billions or trillions in losses. This is even with AI being pushed down our throats at every opportunity. It's funny to see the bubble is now starting to burst. When it goes properly 2008 will be a speck in comparison.
we don't understandwhat it takes to be a manwe don't understand
>>225899827yeah?
>>225899827if these arseholes get a bailout its time for pitchforks
feeling suicidal but im just going to curl up in ball and cry instead x
might become bent
>>225899853https://voca.ro/1nS2ljThv0tv
Got a hungry little hole have you
I love Norway
>>225899874Looks like heaven.
>>225899853you'll be ok xx
>>225899866right on codyseriously though stick with it anon, it will get better. it's never too late. lots of people turn things around when theyre older than you are.
>>225899885>>225899885https://voca.ro/16GrTygog5re
I love life and gay british arses
>>225899588X up for pos destruction
>>225899906you are sad cody ok
stop posting vocaros weirdo
>>225899906hey you got the red sox and good sea food at least and new england is very pretty
>>225899853blow yourself up near some billionaires
another incel day without a birdfaced celtic futanari gf with autism spectrum disorder
ive never been diagnosed autistic but boy if all my interests and hobbies dont fit the stereotypes
>>225899957ktim
>>225899906bahhston kid
we're all gonna ascend alright we're all gonna make it
>>225899951iktf
bostonians be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwybMb7VXAI
>>225898375That farm house reminds me of the one Snoopy snuck into after he was shot down.
Good morning! Happy Saturday to you all! Good morning! Good morning
>>225899966yh
rorke buying winrar
>>225899963https://voca.ro/19BvWxRazIkt
>>225899985kurwa bobr
raping my own arse until autoprolapse bradley scream
>>225899990ale fajny bober
another incel day without a birdfaced celtic type B personality femcel gf with autism spectrum disorder to own a guinea pig with
>>225899999>>225900000
>>225899934Fight me I'm loca
>>225900014>>>VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!*Mexican music plays*I lie, I cheat, I steal!!
>>225900014
>>225900004ssc brsc
>>225900028The best Mexican is Olivia Rodrigo
>>225900013so this is rorke
>>225900040grow up
no more new brit threads ok. benchod
No matter how bad things get, they could always be worse x
>>225900050I'll grow up you
recklessrestlessold soul
>31st October >no halloween themecorr that's lush I love seeing less features over time let me renew my 4chan pass
Is the UK third world?
>>225900071They'll probably put it up at like 2 pm tomorrow
>>225900078no but us lads live our lives like third worlders so we just say that it is
>>225900078Have you ever seen a hill?
>>225900078
>>225900043no, rorke is the one at the back
>>225900094that is pinkpantheress
>>225900123fact
>>225900119they are very cute
There's an ice cream brand called "golden gaytime"
>>225900148
died for nothing award
>>225900165
>>225900179can you just not post this stuff pleasethanks
>>225900179not dead and also did something valiant compared to you in your smelly bedroom posting shite
>>225900179the goycattle are programmed to put their life at risk for absolutely zero rewardthey are willing to risk getting stabbed by a wog over a phone or wallet who gives zero fucks about their life
>>225900182Islamo-chuds in Indonesia and Malaysia held street protests over the name and tried to get them banned, seemingly oblivious to the fact golden gaytimes had never been sold in their countries Also, yes I just learnt this just now from reading the Wikipedia article
>>225900204you will never challenge a "wog" irl
>>225900179Used to work in Poundland and we got told it was company policy if someone stole anything not to do anything about it, just to let them go
>>225900204fucking this omg. shoplifting only harms big faceless corporations too. rather than losing my life like some zio gammon, i would stand and applaud a shoplifter and offer him my home
>>225900213i don't intend on doing sothose "people" wouldn't think twice taking your life if it meant getting a few quid
I will defend my local asda with my life
>>225900215so you weren't told to take them to poundtown or anything
>>225900234gp
I don't wanna live most days I wasted and failed I sadly will never have a girlfriend or anything
>>225900235no, not at all although if you were working on the tills there's a silent buzzer under the desk and you can press it 3 times if there's an emergency like someone is being attacked or is dying
looking back at last nightwhat a wild fucking night and that was only friday
>>225900240scr
>>225900250Think I have that same monitor
>>225900217These goycattle drones are so invested in a sense of greater belonging and community. They feel personally offended when they see someone doing anything remotely out of the ordinary
>>225900236the frozen meat isle is like my somme
>>225900250new PS5? nice mate what games you got
>>225900250holy shit braden got a new space heater
poo screaming at the blank face of the cosmos
https://youtu.be/s_mN0DpOttI?si=MBjQ6GLMT1vK1BNYWhy are there so many fake guitar players and bass players now
>>225898375It's too late for me sadly
>>225900290poo scream into the abyss long enough and the abyss will poo scream into you
i was born in the year 1000000 no joke
>>225900276>>225900282it's a patriot meaco dehumidifier you spanners
>>225900318braden holy guacamole you are truly busted for real
>>225900305t. busted's great great great granddaugther
they pay me to sit in the chairI sit in the chair and I do nothingthere is no computer, there is no paperwork, there is no deskthere is a chair and I am to sit in it, and I am getting Saturday rates to do sothere is also a cat, and it has been asleep on my leg for 2 hours
>>225900316homunculus
genuinely crashed out of maths a level and got a Clooking back i reckon i just had low iq hard pill to swallow, i just couldn't get my head around problems like the rest of the class
>>225900322i have a winix zero s air purifier tooand im about to cook some porridge and have a shower and clean my willy
>>225900324gp
Gnight all x
>>225900339i got d for dunce
>>225900350gn
olderfatterbalder
she is fit to be fair. Bet she has a lovely pussy(I have no idea what the story or article are about)
mad how there are sentient people born in 2010 nowimagine how grim it must be to grow up in the 2010s and 2020s
right
this true? >>225900229
>>225900408yeah couldn't imagine growing up in today's worldi try not to think about it
>>225900408all I know rorke wants to have sex with them
Australian will spout off with something like "Oi! I'm out here stamping wallies near Gaggawallawoo and me mate Bruce is bringing the beeya and meth. Will be righto once the sheilas get their norgs out!". Like speak English you crocodile wrestling cunt.
>>225900410the so-called dogberg
you shouldn't stamp wallies
my insides singa song for the sad oneswho say they'll marry they guess
having a very chinese morning
>>225900455>>225900456sweden
fripp's fingernails :(
can't afford to have high neuroticism but i just can't avoid having those thoughts
>>225900456why not treat yourself to a little Xi Jinping thought? Have two.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi_Jinping_Thought
>>225899975<3
>>225900462everyone does drugs you poof. Especially famous rock stars. If you want to be cool and shag then you'd better start doing them too.
>>225900464mi smok de erb fe jah an erryting be ire
>>225900464what
my elastic steel and springthey will tell you everythingif you lay down for a minute
Patrick Stewart's final completed onscreen performance will be Charles Xavier in Avengers: Doomsday, Marvel has confirmed following Stewart's death on 28 October at 86. He had already filmed his return alongside several actors from the original X-Men films; footage released earlier this year showed Xavier reunited with Ian McKellen's Magneto over a chessboard. So after more than 25 years associated with Professor X, that character will effectively bookend Stewart's screen career when Doomsday opens on 18 December. That's going to hit rather differently now.
>>225900445for me I think it's important to have a chair with a wide seatdon't like those chairs you have to have your legs on the floordon't find them comfortable I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on chair sizes
>>225900486the cocaine is not the problem
>>225900502absolutely
>>225900502chin dox
right one more random piccy from my camera stroll and that's me done for the dayhope you lads like cats
>>225900462actually I just noticed andy's fingernails are also incorrect :(:((((((
maybe stewart had nice nailsif only I could get a good look at them
>>225900519i liked the pictures ok
>>225900513Barnaby ButtonJasper's Cottage, Higgilly Pickily Lane, Noxhampton Downes, Wiltshire
apparently Patrick Stewart's adult children were estranged from him for the last 18 years of his life because he cheated on his wife, their mother, with a co-star quite a good reason to be estranged from your dad I think, especially when he's very rich and staying in with him would confer financial benefits. But to take a principled stand and say "nah you're on your own" and deprive him of his children for the last 20 years of his life, I can respect that.
>>225900519good pavement catberghope you stroked
>>225900502I can have a chair
>>225900540i thought he was a poof
>>225900546it was a demon lord cati didn't stroke out of respectim too low caste relatively
>>225900550honestly I did as well. Right zesty fellow.
I know everyone has been complaining about YouTube forever, but it's actually incredible just how garbage it has become in recent years
>>225900540graham nash was the craziest version of this I ever heardhe was really angry at his kids over it and very vocal about it in interviews and totally unrepentant it was weirdthe wife/mother had cancer as well and passed away after he left her
American culture
>>225900563>>225900540some people are such shaggers they have a bit of a fruitiness about thembut he was a serial shagger
>>225900563not reallyit's just because his head was always clean shaven that's why you assumed he was homosexual
>>225900577suppose so genuinely thought he was part of the clique of old gay actors
>>225900574in japan baseball it's the most popular game because they had their sports culture influenced by the american empire rather than the british empire
>>225900540He ditched his kids so he could go acting, they're aggrieved cause he was a distant father. He claims his cheating wasn't the reason for them hating him but rather him being a shitty father but I think it's both desu, a double whammy. Your dad would rather act and bum pooey arseholes then look after his own little ones
hmmm
>>225900571I get a laugh reading the obituaries of these dead celebs these days for how often it comes to light that their families despised them. The most common refrain is some old geezer who has had a normal loving wife and kids for most of his life then traded in the wife for some bimbo gold-digger to suck every ounce of sperm out of him in his twilight years. Then of course he leaves the full estate to the younger model and the family get nothing.It just tickles me how people love to play happy families when it's all a load of shite.
>>225900589Baseball is more Anglo than soccer imo, just a eurotrash thirdie sport really
>>225900595it's awful
>>225900600absolute insane take
>>225900595Right ball of sunshine you are eh
>>225900591>our dad would rather act and bum pooey arseholesOh he's not gay? Him kissing count dooku on the lips, had me thinking otherwise
falling asleep ok
Alright alrightAnother piccyHopefully it inspires
beisbol
In the world cup this year nobody scored the entire match
>>225900614ok! night night!
>>225900616woah
>>225900616where are the seagulls?
>>225900591>his children refused to speak to him for his last 18 years because he "prioritised acting", not because he cheated on their mum then left her for the new birdcome on dude, read between the lines. I have no doubt that's the line he trotted out when asked about his estranged kids but that's the sort of thing you say for the sake of your own ego, not because it represents the truth. He's not going to say to some reporter "yes it's true I'm estranged from my children. It's not because I felt a powerful sexual thrill having sexual intercourse with one of my co-stars while my dowdy wife was at home none the wiser, no no that's quite by the bye I can assure you my children don't mind that one jot. No, it's because I'm too dedicated to my craft, to the art of acting you see".His children put up with him "being dedicated to acting" for the first 60 years of his life but then got fed up it around the same time his willy slid into another woman's vagina. Funny that.
leftypol just having a good time, rorke fuming
black missus says i have to take a two hour break from /brit/one more piccy and im gone right >>225900632here is gullberg
>>225900645QVEEN
>>225900645thank you that's a very nice photo
Britney Spears dancing at home
>>225900645gillberg mentioned
ok this is just racism
>>225900633I agree with you, I said it's both. The latest bit of cheating broke was the straw that broke the cammels back. Absence parent and cheating, is why his kids cut contact. The "double whammy"
>>225900657yay
>>225900645Too close to the sea for catberg, dastardly birdie
>>225900645tell black missus your /brit/ friends are too cool for her barbaric rules and they need more seaside photos
I wonder what time the rain will begin
the doctor took 3 full vials of blood of me and regularly takes bloods from me, i reckon hes farming a lab of me somewhere subjecting my clones to the most awful experiences possible
oh no most of the rain is happening tomorrow night :(no trick or treatingvery sad
>>225900665fair enough, I see you did indeed say it was both in your post. In hindsight I may have dived into my essay too soon and I apologise if my tone came across snarky or dismissive x
>>225900683one more piccy but now it's a 4 hour break & i have to make a facebook post condemning rorke i don't make the rules sorry
>taig bastards
>>225900724based paki bastard
>>225900706JK Rowling is based, and as much as I love Little Miss Stinky Butt and want to shag her and smell her farts, she's just simply wrong about blokes pretending to be women.
good morning brit crew!https://voca.ro/1bPeNKPtK6Zw
>>225900706rowling is insane because of the black mold in her house, transphobic looney
third coffee of the morning going down the hatch currentlythey're filming a movie about me, Crank 3, starring me as Jason Statham, where I have to drink coffee all the time or my heart will stop
>>225900736right well that's audio of a plane hitting the world trade centre
>>225900600uhhh
>>225900706man how much she nuked her reputation all because of trannys. if i was her i would just never talk about trans stuff and remained a beloved national icon.
>>225900711nice photo anony x
>>225900710It's ney bother x
got the pink balduk ramen on the go its fucking rotten but i desire and early grave
>>225900756>nuked her reputationShe's a capital b Billionaire with an IP that is still printing new money to this day. Not only that, her reputation ensures that she's only surrounded by like-minded people i.e those who are sane enough to call out the fact the emperor has no clothes on.Her reputation is in the gutter among mongs who feel they have to toe the line on the tranny issue, people she rightly doesn't give a shit about.
Why are tickets so expensive brots
>>225900773dire peng
got aids in my arse
>>225900777It hasn't hurt her book sales and merch sales. Trannies are a tiny 0.8% minority and no one cares about it besides them. Actual women probably support her more for her stance against trannies anyway and there's a lot more real women than fake ones.
oh my days luke littler got beat by a woman that's embarrassing
andy was sort of painfully beautiful when he was in the animals, yes?
>>225900822Is that andy burmham
>>225900778it really is a nightmare isn't itwho is this anyway
>>225900821comments in the daily mail article about it was all a fix and she was set up to windunno why that would be but it's proof enough for me
>>225900832andy summers
rorke when he realises his name of irish origin making himself just a foreign as the patels and khans
>>225900833Olivia
mad how pozzed my neghole is
>>225900841not me i know my name is of irish origin but so is the origin of my nation and its people
>>225900841never did get round to watching that Dracula fillum. I was soured on Eggers after The Northman, which I didn't rate and stopped watching around 1/3 of the way in
>>225900840Oh I thought he looked familiar. Didn't know he was in the animals. Y'know he was a jazz guitarist throughout the 1960s which helped explain some of his wide stretch interval playing in the Police for me. He's also a better interview than Sting imo, very honest
i wish i was indian so i could izzatmaxx
>>225900711A new dawn... mi heart
>>225900853it's good but it just the same old dracula, great costumes and performances imo desu
I'd like to wide stretch femboy era tim henson iykwim
Andy Bumham
>>225900848I LIKE!!!!
Nobody say miss when you're gone. I don't known if I'm just like that. Fuck tbe lot of ya xxx
>>225900902Hey Sean hru
>>225899797those numbers seem very low>us 2000: 90000>us 2024: 127000
btfo
>>225900913I'm a millennial and I've seen none of these and carnt be arsed carn i
5:24hrs till mug, aft to kip
>>225900913
sick to death of subtitles on everything i don’t want to bloody read the video
>>225900936Especially yt shorts where you can't turn them off
breasts
Jar Jar Binks jumps in front of the screen
>>225900936
>>225900940The rumor mill is abuzz that she's leaving Scooter Braun for me.
>>225900179Ummm if you see someone shoplifting... no you didn't sweaty :) That asylum seeker was stealing perfume to feed her family
>>225900940cant wait to see her get melted into a puddle of flesh as gm slices her zaku in two with a beam saber in the upcoming live action gundam movie
It's honestly insane how men used to approach women like it's a normal thing.Just absolutely mind boggling. It's totally alien to me. Why the hell would anyone do that?Back in school I told one girl I liked her and she went "EWWW" so I never tried again. I'm 30 now and have never approached a woman in person. I've asked three different women for a date on Bumble over the last year and been ghosted all three times.There's genuinely just no point in trying with these cunts. Basically I'll just settle for masturbation and seeing escorts. I genuinely hate women.
>>225900948Would
>>225900970If you're a 5/10 you should try to ask out girls that are 5/10. They're probably lonely too yk
>>225900540Only found out yesterday he wasn't a wooly woofter
Because you're missing out on how great intimacy feels. A woman doesn't have to look beautiful to make your dick hard enough for sex. A little kissing, bodies close together, smelling her hair and neck, and you'll stiff right up.
>>225900948omg pinkpanthress xx
>>225900996think this is illegal now
>>225901006yjk she's white onlycan tell with some birds
>>225900990I'm like a 7/10
>>225901031What's the problem then
think il be alone the rest off my life not much i can do about it really dont have anything to offer any female
What's with this thing about Spargo being a nonce
>>225900970What I've never understood is how people, both men and women, are OK with how transparent the act of "approaching" is. If you go out of your way to "approach" a woman i.e go up to her and initiate a conversation, you're signalling that you find her sexually attractive and you hope that by initiating an interaction it will eventually lead to the outcome of this woman letting you have sex with her. And people are OK with doing this. They're not embarrassed by it, despite how obvious it is. I guess the framing is that it's natural and OK to want sex, that women on the receiving end must be flattered (some of the time). But the way my mind works is that I cannot bring myself to have my intentions be simultaneously transparent yet unacknowledged. Like I can't go up to a woman and say "that's a really interesting necklace you've got there, tell me about the story behind it!" because in my mind I know that I'm only saying that because I find her hot, and I know that SHE knows that as well. But now I'm wondering if she thinks I don't know that, if she thinks that I think I'm coming across as sincere, when I'm obviously not.For this reason and many other similarly autistic reasons I will remain a virgin until death.
Grok, generate a video of Xi Jingping and Kim Jong Un sumo wrestling at the NATO summit
>>225901073well hes went and nonced someone hasnt he
Al Kaline was a legendary baseball player. Not only a HOFer but a member of the 3,000 hit club. Al Kaline got on base so much he practically was a base.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Kaline
>>225901016her dad is white and her mum is black, ive noticed in mixed people when the dad is why they speak in normal english accents but when they have a black they speak in MLE no matter where they live 'YO SENPAI IZ BARE LENG YEAH?'
>>225901071ktim
>>225901078leave it on reddit mate
>>225901078God I'm so glad I'm a bender where you're just honest about wanting to fuck if you want to fuck
Poo
>>225901078Women will never fuck you unless you let them know you like them. Grow up.
>>225901078one time i saw girl had a radiohead tattoo on are arm and said 'oh sick tattoo' and we had like a minute of chat about radiohead. im such an ugly proper freak i never even imagine it could be taken as me approaching her im just an ugly mong that recognised a symbol of ugly mong music
>>225894202why are thirdies like this
>>225901085She has a kind face. An approachable face. I want to cum on it.
might go asleep
>>225901136Why are we going to bed at the same time then
>>225901110every time i've had sex or been in a relationship it's been initiated by the woman
>>225901147So 0 times then. Great addition to the conversation Chazdin
>come to /brit/ with an urgent post>almost but not quite time for the new so i have to waitevery fucking time
>>225901143because i'm extremely mentally ill and you aren't
>>225901157your post isnt that urgent
>>225901160I'm mentally ill too. Just better at not staying up late anymore. Do you want to cuddle
Senpai thinks he can chat bare shit and not get fish and chips in the windy weather... lol mans didn't know the better, porridge on the wall as they say innit
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793407980867632.mp4rorke taking his dog on a walk
new >>225901173>>225901173>>225901173
>>225901175Why did i get a stiff willy from this dam u
>>225901039No confidence No experiencePoor social skills
