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if you took a late night trip to the grocery store to purchase one item to eat, what would it be?Asking for a friend
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>>225898046>>225898059gave me a sensible chuckle, ty. also just found some very convincing Alyssa Liu porn, this day has turned out alright after all.
dogs are cringe but less cringe than woman worship
>>225898075a giggele bagel-a wit lox and some pap shmear
>>225898075Cookies
>>225898077corr hes me
Dogs are true unconditional love
>>225898077>James WoodsHe's kino
>>225898077post the james woods when he goes giga nigga style
>>225898078I've seen some pretty convincing AI gifs of her before, I'm afraid
corr wouldnae minded shaggin prime sienna millerhow can jude law cheat on her wiv the nannydats genuinely propa mental kek
AAAAAAA ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN IM FUCKING SCARED
Willem Dafoe and Mads Mikkelsen are two actors I really enjoy
>>225898075cottage cheese
>>225898110me too, ever seen Light Sleeper?
>>225898127No
>>225898110Men of taste and culture.
>>225898107people really looked at their newborn child and named them jew in german
>>225898131It's Paul Schraeder! You know, the old movie industry crank from Twitter!
what exactly is a cracker barrel
havnae heard symbolic yet but fink leprosy easily my fave death album. i also like spiritual healin' desu. fink its coz the more kinda advanced complex stuff i dont find as appealin'. leprosy feels raw. tae me i find the playing on human removes some of that rawness
>>225898136lol, that's a fine joke, took a while to settle in
>>225898152idk, but I'm sure it's something that'll give black folks a bad time!
>jason thinks this image is hilarious
>>225898158my best friend from high school listened to Death n' Schuldiner, despite also being kind of a jazz guy. That was very antisocial music indeed, I thought.
>>225898152imagine a taco bell but they make southern recipes
>>2258981791.) Hila turned into a nasty bitch many years ago2.) Ethan turned into a shitlib faggot cuck many years ago3.) The implosion of their faggotcast over such debauchery is a deserved fate for all involved4.) It just makes jews look that much worse on the international stage, everyone involved is jewish
>>225898179it's br00tal \m/, as they used to say
>>225898179lol
>>225898152in ye olden times, people would gather round barrels (used as tables) to chat, like out on a porch they wouldn't have room for chairs but the barrel doubled as storage and a ledge to place things on, so people hung around them.. the "cracker" part of the name just meant that they'd snack at the barrel while chatting, could have been peanuts or whatever.
corr just realized 2 udder albums i ain lissened tae
turkish barbers really got the asmr video game on lock
>>225898202i dont like any of deez streamer people desu. i dont relly understand what they dae or why people watch. like ye limmy he not bad butt dinnae ken why people watch his drivel.
Indian femboy wank: complete
"England is to the world what the Devil is in the life of man." León Bloy, L'Invendable.
>>225898075Monster energy
i'm not listening to any dude whose name is "bloy" lmfaoooooooooo
I heard Poland was trippin rn
My weed vape says I have pulled it 243 times.
Boutta hop in the shower if any1 wants 2 join...
Developing an experimental new cryptocurrency and it is so insane that I refuse to believe anyone else could come up with it.
Listening to I Hate Birds - Track 03 Fuck Pigeonsgreat stuff
>>225898329yea you already shared that hours ago now shut the fuck up
I'm in the lowest dregs of society. I'm trailer trash. I'm addict scum. I'm degenerate. Any sincere eugenic effort involves letting me look at a picture of mother as the box fills with gas
Didn't get drunk tonight Ate too much food though
>>225898320And that's not even your number one most pulled belonging.
Hits this
>>225898334it was a Canadian poster and I listened to it just back when I made the post. So here's one of mine:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOI
>>225898343it's not my fault that you keep pulling on my heart strings
>>225898309no that's El Salvador, they invaded Haiti to create an Islamic caliphate
>>225898109What are you a dog
>>225898355Inshallah
>>225898340I got Wang Chunged tonight
corr cannae wait fer me daily brocolli stilton soup wiv cream crackers as croutonspropa lush dat wunand a gud poop lubricanta poopricant
>>225898364mousepedo
Watching the season 3 finale of the sopranos
nighttime /brit/ is a madman's paradise
The thought that there may no order to the universe and its evil has no purpose, and that we live a truly chaotic whirlwind is a terrifying thought
Insane slop take I've noticed recently being promoted to schizos/boomers on Rumble. Iran actually represents the banking interests of the City of London while Trump is secretly fighting the British empire on behalf of US techno-feudalists LOL
>>225898387May be*
>>225898373is that where Tony kills Christopher after they get in the car accident?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvb8BZv5zY
>>225898404No that happens in season 6The one im watching is the one where Jackie jr gets killed by vito the cocksucka
>>225898364Rorke!
>>225898416oh with the legendary fake gun, excellent Jackie Jr was a faggot I hated that whole crew of shitdicks
xitter is filled with retarded normalfags
>>225898391Rumble?
>>225898444Trips of truth
dogmilf or catmilf?
>>225898387i find it profoundly freeing.
>>225898387captain ahab over here
>>225898387I'd find it more upsetting to know there's some omnipotent being who purposely curated this hellscape of existence.
>>225898501itsa DiStefano!
New robert eggers kino drops on Christmas day
>>225898526there'd better be some vvulfs!
I might re-watch the lighthouse
>>225898544Its about a varevulf in mevidval envland
>>225898526>>225898544>WerwulfHe’s doing a movie about the underground post WWII Nazi resistance?
>>225898526trailer looks gudbut i dont rate aaron taylor johnson as an actor very much at all so am sceptical at him ostensibly carrying the film
>>225898526after that shitshow Nosferatu I don't know if I can give him another chance.
Nosferatu was a 7/10 I hope Wervvulf
>>225898572Don't mind him Its that Johnny depps daughter who fucking sucks and can't act for shitShe just got to be in movies cuz she's johnny depps daughter
>>225898555didnae relly like dat wun either desunat sure why. i like weird films but dat wasnae fer me. i like vvitchdesu dats only eggers fing i liked as well as the scene in nosferatu where lil fella daein' the monologue and bites a pigeons head off or summat like dat. thought dat was gud. cannae even rember wha else he made except fer norfman
>>225898572>but i dont rate aaron taylor johnson as an actor very much at allHe's just a Literal Who they put into movies because he's Jewish, like Jason Schwartzman. His purpose is to be visibly jewish, on screen, the entire time.
>>225898583I still haven’t seen it after Anya dropped from the cast
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Eggers was going to be like the Paul Thomas Anderson of horror movies
I will see the new eggers kino in the kinoplex (ive seen all his kinos in the kinoplex)
>>225898608Now he's turning into the Pisstopher Nolan, tryhard retard shit that is too weird to be watchable.>let's make the vampire a gay rapist who cucks people
Eggers was always that guy I was going to watch but didn't do anything about it. I wanted to see The Northman in theaters like a decade ago
1. Witch 2. Lighthouse3. The Norseman
>>225898643Same, except I missed The Witch and had to watch that one online
>playing the new gears of war>there's an entire side mission about retrieving an asthma inhaler and lesbian photo for a brown woman squad membergame is good but this shit is corny, dawg
>playing the new gears of warcouldnt be me
pisses me the fuck off when you’re watching a youtube video picture in picture on your telephone and there’s a portrait mode ad that switches the orientation of the video player to cover half your screen. whoever added that needs to be killed by me with a butcher knife fr
I got a free month of xbox game pass and tried playing the new gears of war game but i got curbstomped in multi-player and quit in frustration
dog edition... APPROVED!
I hope that after gta 6 rockstar makes a new LA noire game but if they do it will just be filled with the woke
if I buy something with money will it make me happy?
>>225898736if it’s psilocybin mushrooms maybe
tbf i dont have memories of bein annoyed at norfman but fink just isnae the kinda film i usually intrested inmay still have it in the backlogs thoughbeit nat sure
>>225898750dwugs r scawwy :(
>>225898733they had a gud surfing gameand by gud i mean pointless dross
I have a crush on a 124 year old woman
>>225898754that movie was kind of psychadelic, only the last act was a huge downer
also, bogged Nicole Kidman was hilarious
>ate over half my general tsos combo...and the egg woll>still want to eat morethis is fucked up, and unprecedented. I may have diabeetus>>225898694the jews did this
>>225898767corr would glaze dem breasticles al jareau style
>>225898788mornin mr. oreo
>>225898778I truly wonder why she fucked up her face like that. She was never unattractive
I wish I wasn't a poor faggot chudoid with zero charisma and unmilked testicles :(
being tall quite literally means you die earlier
>>225898702i already played d2 to death. shan't be telling me to do trav and chaos runs with a hammerdin
>>225898823but paradoxically you live more
>>225898823idk man gramps made it to 90, he was pretty beat up in the end for a former amateur sportsman tho
>>225898832you live more chronic pain
>>225898801what the substance film is about innit. addiction. which eventually goes wrongwonder if dats why demi moore didnae winpeople saw tha analogy and it cut a bit too close to the bone so they were likenah imma vote for anora nat diss shidd
Today I somehow stumbled onto the facebook feed of 80 yr old tall man and infamous former cokefiend Mick Fleetwood, and he has this pig he makes cutesy social media posts about
>>225898856Binch I don't know how to read your posts but Demi Moore is still hot
You can't be a pilot if you're too tall
i’m trans and down syndrome
I am hoping for /jcum/
>>225898036Whatever happened to Gary Cooper
>>225898944Is this real
>>225898869cant let that hog near the coke, he'll snort the gaggers up like a bacon flavored vacuum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqjeNSNuNPM
>>225898963he calls her Tilly
That was the most retarded wordle ever
>>225898963phwoar shoulda made film bout cocaine hog instead of bear
Elliot Rodger was a fakecel
>>225898949no one knows who that is you fukken oldhead
>>225898976extremely scottishI bet he dances with it while playing the bagpipes
>>225898987on god no cap
Michael Myers is coming to this thread
>>225898944>being that close to the west coastEnjoy your AIDS
clavicus vile...they were onto sth with that one, old Bethesda, amirite?
>>225898987goshpedo
listening to Steely Dan's Only A Fool Would Say That, because that's the short of it for the evening
only a n*gger would say that by Steezy Dan
every time i see this dog breed i think of him
come with me canada
>>225899061LOL
Come with me you will see a world pure imagination
Behead lolberts with a rusty sawblade
>>225899030B-buh muh yacht rock
>>225899069Are you gonna hold me from behind like that
>>225899069geese are assholes. I have zero issues watching one die
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>>225898828but guardian angel just dropped in cs...
>>225899097You scum
lol shut the fuck up geese mog your shit
>>225899097corr decent record by eponymousyou kno what thostill doesnt inspire love in me even though the way they sound should be appealingi do like dat mix of like 70s funk and soul wiv like qeneric white singer songwriter like jeff buckley or whatever his name or summat fing going on
desu only jeff buckley songs i kno wis the leonard cohen wun and sky is a landfill and i will probably recognize sum udders from that latter record. i remember a sultry kinda wun but long time since i lissened
>>225899141Jeff Buckley is a fucking legend you bitch
The message of this game is that lolberts are wrong and should be bullied into suicide
>>225899141HALLELUJAHHALLLLLLLELUUUUUUJAHHHH
gonna make a burgeri hope this nigger bong runs out of money and dies of withdrawals soon
>>225899148for me, it's dadaGreetings from LA is one of the progenitors of what men would later come to call yacht
Off to bed soon x
>>225898828also they made it to hammers no longer collide with anything, they simply phase and keep going thru walls and objects
Eagles have this look like they are perpetually retarded
just nutted for the first time in a week and now my nuts are literally sore
>>225899198Mein purrher...
>>225899198off to meowschwitz with you
>>225899220pfft giving up is for losersretardmaxxing is genuinely the way to go at least 50% of the time
Not all men are blessed with NEETbux for life, now are they norrrrmie? Now blarb glarb gurgle off to the wage cage to earn me my keep norrrrrrmblurble!
>>225899198we don't allow Nazi jokes here
>>225899250Bro won
>>225899141https://youtu.be/zCzD4UK7bbk
why valotant looks so gay?fucking creepy
desu fink last time lissened tae it it gave me a better transcndent impression but den forgot bout it agen. but fink i should lissen agen coz i do fink i like it a bit more each time. there are definitely cool bits, cool random phrases every now and agen. lots of frenetic energy almost springsteen-esque from first record asbury park, songs like blniedd by light growin up ofcorse geese supplant diss wiv more indie leftfield sound you might expect from people who herd who velvet underground are. and ofc early springsteen had dat sovl funk influence. but also the singer songwriter influence too
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Miss Opie and Anthony. That show breaking up was worse than the Holocaust.
your "life" will be short and uneventful and nobody will care when you're gone
very true, once i posted lyrics tae angel of death from slayer here and was deleted coz holocaust references. thoughbeit it was veiled in poo language. fink musta been the phrase "arschewitz" that gave it away
>>225899297>Miss OpieIsn’t Opie a man
self driving cars but no self cumming cocks
>>225899279at first I thought maybe that's the origin of Sam Raimi's surname, but more likely, it means a Jew who comes from Rayy in Persia, and judaic conversions have been associated with the Iranian Plateau historically, probably even into the Muslim era
>>225899316Oy vey…
>>225899300least of all mebecause I will no longer be there!
Oh how I miss flying jets in vidya while blasting nightcore and popping legal amphetamines, those halcyon days...
>>225899345tribes 2 shrike right down the tube in minotaur was the peak
>when you live in poverty
>>225899356just make burritos, stupid
>>225899293huh
>>225899345when I was a kid I had an F-15 simulator DOS game, which I played incessantly on this 386 with a tiny B&W screen and no sound card, it took place during the Gulf War
south park season 6 episode 7
>>225899308mutha hucka
>>225899374Hell yeah, flying jets is a universal male urge
>>225899304Imagine the smell
>yes, we post in that USA/Canada general. why do you ask?
I only had MS Flight Sim 2004: A Century of Flight and there were no fighter jets so I would fly jetliners like F16sThe desire to fly is universal; the ability is that of the white man.
>>225899402I don't think a /cum/ anon has ever outed themselves as morbidly obese
>>225899356I used to eat raw onions with mustard At least you have a drink
>>225899402bet they dont know about the scania truck
my nuts still hurt
November soon jerk it now and get your zinc pills
Housing crisis isn't real
I keep seeing high schoolers and YA's on the bus in costume but there doesnt seem to be any festivities around my neighborhoodbut I thought theyd all be out tomorrow night
>>225899473nutty November boutta go crazy
>>225899484halloweens been on since friday nigga they are going to parties
american golden age? nigga it's the american golem age
>>225899473Huh? It’s Locktober
talmbout sum YN's iykwim
>>225899507American Golden Age was 1891-1898, been downhill ever since.
>>225899507American Century of Jumiliation…
>>225899476where does he shit?
>>225899473I never felt NNN was funny
>>225899511Do the thug shaker
>>225899521fact check: wrong
forgot entirely about halloween, that shit hasn't meant anything to me since i was in 6th grade
>>225899540Panic! at the Disco
think they neuter'd the AI porn generator site I've been using
>>225899530Here. He also has a wife. Chinese niggas live in $30/month shipping containers and have wives ,they can't suffer.
Semen retention is a jeet buddhist practice and NNN was a tranny psyop to make you horny enough to consider them passably attractive
Dogberg HATES strangers intruding, so Halloween is not a pleasant night for him
1890-1914 was peak civilization.
>>225899540Loser banks failing is a good thing for the economy.
>Texts like the Charaka Samhita and ascetic literature claim semen is 60–100 times more precious than blood, and that reckless emission leads to physical dimming, disease, or premature death, while retention creates a "buttery" vital essence promoting health and vitality.
>>225899558It was really lame
panic where'd the dicks go
how now brown cow?
>>225899571yah, 2008 was a great time to be an american
>>225899552next level redpillthe cumpill, if you will. Vrillpill, perhaps
The technology we have right now is pretty cool, but I can’t say I’m a big fan of my country being flooded with thirdies, and it being basically unaffordable for people to start families. Even if I manage to make a bunch of money and start a family, there will be no community in which to live.
>>225899580Fact check: True!
jason has gone totally insane...https://litter.catbox.moe/d1zruk.mp4
>>225899591hate that song so much
Imagine throwing away your career and somewhat attractive Jewish wife for a slightly younger somewhat attractive Jewish hoe
>>225899536i'm more about the buck breaker
>>225899571No the American economy nearly completely collapsed JP morgan created a banking syndicate to bail out the government with millions of dollars worth of gold. One of the reasons for creating the federal reserve.
7 ft tall crossdressing black trοοn at the gas station, pack of homeless black hookers camped outside with cops guarding the place. I fucking hate it here.
How do people with super tinted windshields see anything at night?
>>225899607Yeah but the vibes were on point. People believed in a better tomorrow, it was the belle epoque!
>>225899608holy fuck nigga where do you live
>>225899610I learned from driving on shrooms as a young adult that you don't actually need to see the road clearly to drive safely, you just need to keep those hands steady and avoid swerving.
drinking milk
>>225899626he lives in kisscousin nebraska and has never seen a two story building in his life
I think that it's pretty important to not be fat.
>>225899644I had a ton of polenta in cold milk despite trying to turn a new page, health-wise, lose sum weight aginI'm fit to burst
RIP in piece King
>>225899644I like 2%. It's what I grew up on and all I buy
>>225899668Can't believe Kirk outlived Picard. RIP, the only star trek I liked (or watched) was TNG, mainly because of him and Crusher.
>>225899668had no idea he was that old, that's why it took me by surprise
>>225899668
Judas Priest' "The Ripper" straight up glorifies a serial killer.
Jeeta I swiped left on just now was named "Rangina."
I guess Heaven needed another gay nigga
>>225899681He's been 80 years old for like 30 years
>>225899686but youre still here
>>225899668Legendary character
DO NOT tell that guy about Iron Maiden's " Murders in the Rue Morgue "
>>225899693sent me fuckin flying
i rate this 7.5/10
>>225899703my wife in the middle
why is youtube like this now. open app random video i dont care about starts playing. click subs. click channel. click visit channel. random video from channel starts playing. scroll past videos lists live podcast click playlist. select playlist. most recent video from playlist starts playing. pause video select first in playlist. watch ad. select video quality. watch another ad. is this how ganges niggers experience the world? do people just watch random shit as their main interaction with youtube? inb4 hurr durr adblock browser youtube is even more aids even with adblock
>>225899710Your wife is Richard Dawkins?
>>225899703I hate that kid's face, he looks like a spoiled little prick faggot.That Ezra guy turned out to be some kind of gay schizo pedophile too. And Emma Watson is a cunty brat retard shitlib.I haven't seen this movie but given the cast I rate it 1/10 and given its pretentious name I give it a -4/10. Fuck this movie.
>>225899700I love that song.
>>225898075Pepperoni and mozzarella calzone
>>225899703Are the ones who aren’t Emma Watson male
>>225899727i think Ezra is gay
>>225899710>Watson is hagged>Stone is bogged ROBERTS BROS WE WON
>>225899713LOL
>>225898075Ribeye steak
Ezra Miller is jewish.Logan Lerman is jewish.Emma Watson is a shitib feminist cunt born to yuppie parents.
I have rage addiction and will pump my cortisol to the max fumin on my wrongs
>>225899733fact check: false
For me, it's Brave New World. "The Wicker Man" & "Out of the Silent Planet" are peak '00s Maiden.
Emma Watson farts?
Velcome do Dim Hordons. My name Dikshit Sukhdeep. Vad gan I ged yew doday?
roberts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Imagine, if you will, a movie with no Jewish actors, Jewish writers, Jewish directors, or Jewish producers…
>>225899762only after I bust in her asshole
https://youtube.com/shorts/ehKgo0JdVs8Is Gabe right?
>>225899755Looks like a pretty and elegant woman to me. Just like her aunt
too many canadians here
I don't care what you bhenchods say, Watson is a goddess.
>>225899783i bet she's a pillow princess unlike roberts
>>225899760Based. I like BNW a lot but for me if I had to pick a single album it would be Powerslave.
>>225899781Without Canada, cum is just um, as in um where are the Canadians?
Emma Fartson
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>>225899794>>225899789it's time
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>too many canadians here
Tamara constructed illegal settlements in the Hila's marriage
>>225899769so a bad movie?
>>225899780she looks like a ghoul
>>225899788Eh, I realized Piece of Mind, Poweralave, et all '80s Maiden is really not that great. Few good songs and a lot of filler. I like the first three albums best. Number of the Beast is overall my favourite Maiden album but the Dianno era was their best era if that makes any sense. Almost everything between NOTB & BNW is overrated kiddie slop. '00s Maiden when they modernized their sound is where they really shine I think...I always had a fondness for The Final Frontier.
>>225899811you like that? dangus
>>225899820Agreed. Watson has aged terribly
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>>225899842Grotesque
The American is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a fatass, golem, burger, pedo, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Mutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out'.
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>>225899931Thank you, brother
