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First for premature ejaculation
lol that nigga gay for sneako
>>225895448Andrew Tate?
>>>/gif/31359435tonight's fap
youtu.be/PJnP1o4C9o0
Sailor GOOL...on board The Stugots
Tootsies rolls have a lot of arsenic in them
I start taking Vyvanse tomorrow. Now my life can truly begin.
>>225895479I'm really going to try to stop using this site
>>225895514say goodbye to your penis working
>>225895537That is not commonSome people get the opposite problem
there's a streamers awards coming up and the trophies that were to be given out got stolen during a delivery, kek.
We were gentle to beginThen I pushed you around to break you inNow whenever I try to be clear with youI only end up feeling see-throughI've tried, but you've wonComotose, like father like son
>>225895514too many people takin' adhd meds i finkcompletely overdiagnosed
>>225895576heh, youll see...
>jason SEETHINGhttps://x.com/shalomunspace89/status/2116290866101023138
My favorite quirky white boy uploadedhttps://youtu.be/beY6AsIg6SI
emiru, extraemily, and russel are coordinating an irl stream for later this evening. it seems that they will take on austin's 6th street for some frightful fun
>>225895481>as of 2013 up to 90% of all lemur species confront the threat of extinction in the wild within the next 20 to 25years.:(
I like to move it move it
>>225895751The R A TTo the P E D
The only streamers I watch are on Kick
>>225895729sounds about black
>>225895722
>>225894418That rings a bell and seems like it might be right, but I can’t find the pic
i support trannies in womens sports and using womens restrooms
>>225895514
I support the right to use racial slurs
Good gracious ass is bodacious
>>225895790No TonF rape is illegal on stolen land
>>225895514I started finasteride and minoxidil today
>>225895774The malagasy are austronesian people
i support woke liberals getting owned
>By age 23, 49% of Black American males have been arrested>According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics and The Sentencing Project, 1 in 5 (or roughly 20%) of Black men born in more recent cohorts (such as 2001) are expected to serve time in state or federal prison during their lifetime>Black Americans make up approximately 13% to 14% of the U.S. population, but account for roughly 37% to 38% of people in state and federal prisons>Research by demographers (such as Michael Massoglia published via NCBI/PubMed Central) estimates that 33% (one-third) of the African American adult male population has a felony conviction, which encompasses those who have been imprisoned, served time in local jails, or received probation
>>225895824Werewolves of London (Ontario)Awoo-ooo
>>225895842I know a couple of Slovenes who were raised there and know the language...they are gangsters tho
>>225895859She's so smug.
i'm on an assortment of not particularly fun psych meds. pristiq, neurontin, remeron, and latuda
>>225895859how could the justice system do this
brown skinned slovenes?shut the front door
North Korean hackers steal $6.3B from Binance in ‘largest bank heist in human history’
>>225895895gay
>>225895824if you live close to the US, you can buy a years supply of minoxidil for dirt cheap from costco or walmart
>>225895907another best korea W
>i support woke liberals getting owned
>>225895875Have they been to that prison in antananarivoYou know, the one...
>>225895904I think Slovenes being gangsters would be more unusual, cause this is a pretty ordered society, despite a lot of the people being boors
Remember the you from before the hope died
I love the Russian federation, the people's republic of China, the islamic republic of Iran, and the democratic people's republic of Korea so much i sometimes feel like cryingIf anyone were to blaspheme or insult these countries in my presence i would go into berserk mode and pound on them until they were a puddle of flesh...
i aint nuffin den suddern why trash
>>225896010it was just a change of civic religion
you are a being of pure energy inhabiting a host of flesh
>>225896063I hope so, that would mean the afterlife is trippy
>>225896063I love new age culture, but I don't actually believe in any of it
>>225896066yeah there are a lot of crazy flashing lights in various colors
>>225896074the human brain is merely an antennayour body projects the waves it receieves or o algo
If i see one more incel or jew promoting anti white woman hate im gonna go irate!
Momberg ordered pizza I didn't have any of it
why is Mexico allowed here? kick them out
>>225896093I actually sort of resemble that guy
>>225895514Vyvansepill me on how you did it? I dont have any health conditions. I just want to take lab grade meth
>>225896120Because it's cuM
>>225896128literally me: the movie
>>225895907asian on asian crime
Just watched Limitless again for the first time in a long time. Incredible how much it looks and feels like a early 2010s movie, very much a product of its time. Still a fun watch though
I wish i believed bitcoin would matter when i heard about it on /g/ right at the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trJY18zm2E4
>>225896175If I wasn't 12 at the time I would have invested, at least thats how I cope
>>225896175might as well play the powerball, you miss 100% of the chances you dont take lil bro
>>225896169This is exactly how I feel about Sream IV
>>225896010a naive child
>>225896187I mined botcoined in 2010 or 11 and thought it was retarded because I couldn't play WoW while mining (and had an nvidia card)It makes me suicideal every day because i only made like 12k on it
i bought bitcoin when i was 13 but i was just a kid so i only had some pocket money to put in. i flipped it a couple years later for a very small profit
I just collected some sex that was owed me
>>225895479spiked for his pleasure
>>225896242no one is owed sex, chud
gock talk
i was promised sex with women 3000 years ago
TV commercials have a very specific sort of humor that I'm not sure anyone has every laughed at. It's just something we live with
emiru is currently at a mall in austin texas
I wouldn't know what a good economy looks like they've been saying it's bad my whole 28 year life
>>225896272Yeah I don't get the liberty biberty thing either. It doesn't feel like a human made this
some glad morning when this life is overi'll fly away
if i’m not owed sex then you are not owed mercy during my incel rage fueled act of mass public violence. something to think about
>>225896272the Scott brothers started out in commercials, tho I think those were like fashion house shit that still ends up on TV eventually
>>225896307runnin through these hoes like im alek minassian
It's the scariest night of the year tomorrow and I'm not sure I can survive it
One of my coworkers is going to a ghetto halloween party, I wouldn't be surprised if the place gets shot up
gocked and loaded
>>225896339Shit your pantsNo ghoul is gonna mess with a shitty pants guy
>>225896299some velvet morning when I'm straightI'm gonna open up your gate
my parents owe me an arranged marriage with a bitch I like and not some ugly bitch who believes in the jew god
gocks and sandals
> Nasdaq suffers worst month in over a year as AI nerves roil marketsi am never going to retire
>>225896375perfection
gocking the mic
>>225896377>his accounts don't have a floorjews won't tell you this one simple trick
>>225896367If you ever talk to South Asian men they tell you that they sell the uglier wife and put the prettier sisters in the pictures.
>>225896377>he doesn't have his capital invested in the rare fish marketNGMI
tick-gock
lowkey need to get my shit slobbered on expeditiously
good night qtsyou will be missed
>>225896417you think these hedonistic desires will bring you fulfillment?
gock the boat
>>225896424yeah, for as long as my refractory period
here's a gock crying out for lovehere's a gock that's been guilty ofloving you toooo muchloving you tooooo much
maybe if I go to a ghetto halloween party I'll finally get shot or find the kween of my life
gock me gentlygock me slowly
>>225896424if you think buddha and plato weren't getting that sweet gluckyglucky on the reg boy are you about to learn
>>225896439Sittin' on the gock of the bay
>>225896424yeah
>>225896472just the two of uswe can make that new gock cry
gock of ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1NQylsRDDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRdEmjK0Nxk
diogenes is probably the only incel to have ever had sex
Business idea: Gockers pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arSGBh2pqo
>>225895479What does your Canadian twink butt smell like through your underpants?
>>225896529does beastiality count as losing your virginity?
>>225895414I remember when my half brother was 6 and I was 18 and he cried at halo reach because for some reason I reminded him of jorge mind you I was a scrawny retard who who used to walk him to school and once snuck him out for a hockey game
>>225896529I have had plenty of sex...just mostly not in the past 10 years
gaylight shittings time is almost over, thank god
On weed having negative thoughts but I think it's helping
back from the gym. saw a young couple today and got kinda jelly
>>225896521lol
>>225896531Anchor Gocking
>>225896568take that fucking hat off apu
>>225896568pedo
>>225896560we need to operate on a farmers schedule. you work while the sun is out, you stop when it goes down.
>>225896590they were at least 27
>>225896568every time time I see an attractive woman I want to jump off a skyscraper
>>225896568you should have confronted themhttps://x.com/Matysek88/status/1534798757753126912
>>225896605define attractive
>>225896593cool it with the antisemitism
emiru is streaming inside an austin mall and almost everyone is overweight and/or mexican
>>225896632who
https://youtu.be/MBNTxw-kLVE
Eating pierogi (Ruskie/Ruthenian because it’s Friday)
>>225896615nonexistent
>>225896638
its a shame obama made this illegal
>>225896662my dad makes pierogi sometimes...I wouldn't exactly call that a good dish, you've got ones that are traditionally filled with mashed potatoes, how bizarre is that
>>225896615ok not just attractive but at least 9/10 or 10/10
>>225896685is gay sex legal in your country?
>>225896685this bitch is mid>>225896708only between jews and only if it happens out of the country
>>225896685that's a man
>>225896694Yeah Ruskie pierogi are filled with potatoes and white cheese. They are my favourite. But I’ll eat any kind of pierogi
if you'll suck on a pierogi you'll suck on anything
I'll get that guy to make just about anything, he makes a mean Konigsberger Klopse
>>225896733you're a man
>>225896792did you just assume my gender
>>225896792raped that nigger
>>225896644tfw im jealous of birds because they have a house and I dont
>>225896781*Kalininberger
Tho just today he wasted this old cod he had on a sort of chowder, which was alright, tho the cod was chewy like calamari. But it's cod, man, you can make fish & chips with that! Too bad I'm waiting on black friday to buy an air frier, you know?
what if you got arrested while wearing a chastity cage
>>225896831Królewiecberger*
>>225896853safe from cum thirsty cops sucking you off against your will
>>225896831my old man, he read Kant, tho it was probably in Croatian, not German, he has those books tho from the man of Koenigsberg
for me?monke fishbut fing wiv monke fishneeds a gud sauce and flavoring or else can be a bit bland
>>225896853Do chasity cages set off the alarms in airports?
fink dats the fingmonke fish quite meatyit less oily den udder fishand de oils what make fish relly tasty
monk fish? but i hardly know er!
Cooked some beef
The airport security in Paris is a fucking joke. I had to remove my GPU from its bubble wrap because apparently they use machines that are 30 years old. Also they swabbed my hands and had me take my shoes off and scan my feet in a drug machine I assume. Somehow passed despite touching drugs that day.
>>225896913I love you
>>225896881but that's curries and thatI wish I had a good fish curry that I really likedcause I love Indian cuisine
Thinking about my childhood and how this all happened to me
>>225896922Man that airport is worse than Atlanta
>look up the berger food>it's not a burger at allthese germans are backwards savages But It does look yummy
>>225896960he makes it with mashed potatoes...and there's gotta be anchovies in that sauce!
If I don't get a job in the next 3 months I'm going to download wow: forever and try to get on disability
Just took a sip of sparkling water and got mad because I forgot it wasn't a beer
>>225896960corr diss genuinely look like my meal yesterday wiv turkey mince, ackee, pasta
Jesus name in Hebrew = Yeshua Yeshua in English = Joshua Jesus' father is Joseph, hence his name is Joshua (son of) Joseph Jesus is the first Jojo
i look like this
Halloween is a bad time of year for the incel
>>225897016I'd not undertake a preparation of the klopse my own self cause that's incredibly labor as well as ingredient intensive, it takes like 3 or 4 hours
>>225897051I'll just stay in my room
I’m gonna put on a mask and scar your house
>>225897056Canadians are so violent
>Harum scarum (or harum-scarum) is a late 17th-century English expression meaning reckless, wild, or carelessly giddy behavior
>>225897056me and who?
>>225897056aquatic rodents and tree rodents are my two favorite animals
Does he scare you?
fuuuck I gotta buy candy for these retarded kids tomorrow
>>225897121he bores me
>>225897121n-no
>>225897132Watch out he might suck your dick
>>225897121*jaw movement intensifies*
>>225897128They stopped coming to my neighborhood. It's been like this for like a decade. I think these mfs would rather trunk or treat
I just leave a bowl of candy out and say fuck it. I'm not getting my fat ass up and down to hand out candy
What country should be an associate member of /cum/?
Earlier I was on a bit of a bad trip and it kind of pulled a Blink-182, but I said fuck nah, and overcame that by the power of my will to get high af and listen to smooth music ever on
>>225897178Brazil
>>225897208ahhhh, pashtelosh do braziuw
What’s a scotch-irish
>>225897225Probably northern Ireland scottish mixed ancestry
>>225897225it's a protestant person who presumably came to Ireland during the Clearances of the early 17th century, paternally, at least
>>225897225I think it’s a group of Scottish people that immigrated to Ireland and then America.
lucky chatgpt hasn't called the police on me, with how much i've told it about my suicide plans
>>225897258nigga you're nuts
>>225897252>>225897225this, read albion's seed
>>225897258Man you're lucky they came to my house years ago
>>225897121i never watched much competitive starcraftwas he good
There it is! Six drops of ratee flower oil for the aromatherapy vaporizer w/ customizable light color!
There’ll always be an Ireland
sneed o connor
>>225897311Not really they've imported brownies
>>225897288He was a top 10 player for years
I think my Uber driver is unironically a tranny
I love Ireland tbqh
>>225897329lol
Every Irish person I've met was very talkative, they don't stop talking.
>>225897341the gift o' the gab + the luck o' the Oirish
I use ubereats but only during heavy rainstorms and don't tip
My tip depends on how far the restaurant is
>>225897329ask xem how hairy xer tits are
man, this new age album has definite latin jazz inflections, this is smoothtopia
>>225897362I hope you like the taste of foreign nutsack as much as your mom does
How are you guys holding up after Klein/11?
>>225897410Do school shootings happen in Mexico at all?
>>225897402I literally want to kill myself
>>225897402that dude is the walrus goo goo g' joo
>>225897402he destroyed that IDF bitch with facts and logic, ben shapiro style
my high school was the most boring shit ever
That one kid that jumped into a shallow pool and became paralyzed
>>225897451that.. was me
horse cock
>>225897410damn kids have it hard these days, when I was in HS they would just break a bottle on your head or kick you down the stairs
>>225897451I AM A GOLDEN GOD
>That one kid who killed himself with a shotgun to the headUnironically happened my freshman year
>>225897121I understand Hasan because he's from a civilization that lost a war to my country very badly when we were both small childrenI do not understand the man in the pictureDo weird shit ruin your life Newt Gingrich's Fault
>>225897462literally watching Preacher S4 rn, loved the Boys too, and I'm sure the next Garth Ennis adaptation will have just as much style! Despite it all being a bit puerile
>>225897451never worried because i was a cannonball guy
nearly drowned in the wave pool
>>225897121he peaked during the 2020 democrat primaries
Did you guys have airraids in middle school?
The only black guy in my hs got expelled for bringing a knife to school.
>>225897489did they call you cannonball adderley?
I look like this everyday after work
>>225897496Same and that shit was nasty I would get candy wrappers stuck to my foot
>>225897503This Haitian kid got expelled for groping a teacher and a student
I lost my virginity to a black girl in hs
>>225897077if she's got the chubby, then I got the chubby
>>225897515warm canadian kitty cat :) warm in your bed fish toy to bat at canadian warm cat in bed :)
>>225897503>>225897518The black kids at my school (3 of them) were all nerds and they were all siblings. The oldest was really quiet but a really good artist, made amazing oil paintings. His younger brother was a spaz weeb who loved DBZ and Digimon. Their younger sister was a dork with Hello Kitty shit who would say kawaii desu IRL.
>>225897523BBW camo
>>225897478did the turks really lose if this guy had to go to turkey and find his son in the aftermath
I want a black gf so bad but they're all fat or HATE white boys
>>225897548I'm finna die
me as godzilla
don't be that way my little discordian kitten ~
>>225897548unlockable camo after slamming 100 pigs
>>225897554I am so entertained, so to speak
>>225897558Do NOT believe this the black women always told me I have pretty eyes
Seahawks win it all again check em
>>225897601ocean eagles confirmed doomed this season
I used to do IT support years ago and a black lady told me over the phone I had a cute voice and I still think about it sometimes
So boned I have to see a doctor on Monday and I still feel out of it
elbows up!
Sportsball
>>225897567
>muh heckin sports ball!>love my negro worship rituals!>hooray for "the team"!>why yes, I did spend $240 on this polyester Jersey made by slaves so I could advertise for a billion dollar corporation - why do you ask?
>>225897637burgers cant pay csgo players an actual salary in high school/college to play for NA teams so they literally dont exist or perform but they can watch sports ball daily and drink 22 beers and eat pizza
>>225897178you are a vassal-state of my country remember
Vikings only undefeated team rn
>>225895479It's interesting how they don't even move like women. Every single thing about a tranny is a tell
Sniggering
>>225897679
/sp/ got me into watching sports
be grateful you slipped through the hands of people who had no clue how to hold you
>>225897679Stop sniggering
Niggas who never seen a lemur in their entire lives in person be like >90% of lemur species will be threatened with extinction in the next 20 years :(
everytime the bearskin tactical hoody advert comes up on youtube i watch whole fingfind it really compellingi relly like the bit where they say its good for conquering foreign lands, whatever they are trying to imply
I watch WWE. Only straight man sport left.
>>225897695if you've ever been to a zoo in america i would assume you've seen a lemur
>>225897659When the US threatened to annex us NOT A PEEP out of British leaders, you don't get to be our suzerain anymore
>>225897637i like that bit where they tryna reclaim the nazi salute for the gay community
>>225897697do you enjoy the aspect of it where you can make yourself look not unlike a smaller forest mammal?
since when has school shootings been a thing? youth of the nation came out in 2001
https://voca.ro/1jjt4yYHvEVz
>>225897706corr love rick flair innitWOO
sniggering chiggerdicks
>>225897722no fink the bearskin just a brand name>>225897714didnt you see your king make derogatory jokes about trump at that fing he went to?
>>225897728The first recorded school shooting here was the Enoch Brown School Massacre of 1764
>open up brit>the OP says zonkey, displaying a zebra-donkey hybridI lost it then and there because I'm zonked
I have 15% cash back for McDonalds. Kind of want to use it, but don't want to sucumb to their marketing campaign
>>225897750and they happen so often they even make songs about it in 2001
Not looking forward to having to learn mandarin
>UPS package shipped from Tennessee 3 days >Canada post package shipped from a store in my city 5 days ???
>>225897706tried watching it and instantly tuned out once i saw logal paul being pushed as a main attraction
>>225897778hotpot pot stickah yum yum!
suffering succotash
>>225897783Probably more the local store's fault more than the canadian post service's fault
>>225897797Did you hear about what Vince McMahon did?
Wrestling is a lumpenprole sport
>>225897783should've hired more indians (non-chugs)
corr love a lancashire cock pot
>>225897823ironic because marx did wrasslin in his youf
>>225897823exactly, that's why all those millennial youtubers were so keen on it, starting with the SpoonyOne
mommy never held me and called me her baby boy
>>225897805jumpin jehoshaphats
>>225897835I got dad to make that too and it is much, much better than any east european goulash. He also did a lobscouse variation that he said was Latvian that was much like that.
>>225897823A what now
>>225897817what did he do?
>>225897851that means you should get revenge on society
>>225897851I've held your mom and called her my baby girl
>>225897823Like professional wrestling? It was like the greatest sport in ancient Greece
>>225897880We don't live in Ancient Greece. Shit changes
>>225897851her itty bitty baby boyyy? her snuggly wuggly angel eyed baby bub?
make a new thread you lazy piece of shit (yes, YOU)
>>225897910me???
>>225897910nobody will like my thread and ill be humiliated
for me? turkish oil wrestlinghttps://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d4c7325171e763c8&sxsrf=AKL5yDghPJ0-3WThygREG3TKj55ciWvMoQ:1793411866229&udm=2&fbs=ACAhTvwdifjn2dKXmjtOfBxVFl_k7xB_bJXhWBZp-REbIUHBWKGndqFlgzepAGz9MF-iY4K-cg8yWQs0wMXX_Wi62NyQtATlU1QyaxNCbDpsQroPEHjxgBJH7XkciUgjBOIbt3H1AD-s_UW339TIqZvSGBhHIS2fTbXC7BQPYOcggIf3kDeZYIdn5DNlAA-si0LndOcrKV9YAP2QMaSpOW6zMHK0LKVssg&q=turkish+oil+wrestling&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuuOPpk-OXAxUqTkEAHT-GCPYQtKgLegQIJRAB&biw=1280&bih=897&dpr=1>>225897855yes fink lobscouse was endemic tae all norf european coastal nationsremember rick stein daein' a cookin' episode in hamburg where he had it
>>225897917no not you, THIS guy >>225897921
>>225897910last time i made a thread it was at the same time someone else did, and nobody used it. i am NEVER reliving that humiliation again.
yes dats why i also stopped making breadingtonbergs nae point isnae der
>>225897927>https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d4c7325171e763c8&sxsrf=AKL5yDghPJ0-3WThygREG3TKj55ciWvMoQ:1793411866229&udm=2&fbs=ACAhTvwdifjn2dKXmjtOfBxVFl_k7xB_bJXhWBZp-REbIUHBWKGndqFlgzepAGz9MF-iY4K-cg8yWQs0wMXX_Wi62NyQtATlU1QyaxNCbDpsQroPEHjxgBJH7XkciUgjBOIbt3H1AD-s_UW339TIqZvSGBhHIS2fTbXC7BQPYOcggIf3kDeZYIdn5DNlAA-si0LndOcrKV9YAP2QMaSpOW6zMHK0LKVssg&q=turkish+oil+wrestling&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuuOPpk-OXAxUqTkEAHT-GCPYQtKgLegQIJRAB&biw=1280&bih=897&dpr=1mcafee
>>225897917the man whose puritan name is like Threadlord Brown....Threadgood Wilknis
>>225897935it's fine, it's THIS guy's >>225897921 job to make the threads and he's slacking frankly getting sick of his shit, might revoke his 4chan membership if he keeps it up
hello cummers I am 100% British and I will be frequenting your threads from now on so no anti-colonialism talk ok???
>>225897935>>225897943me too any I've made some literary-minded OP's! It was a Brautigan one that got canned! All watched over by machines of loving grace o algo
im about to throw down the gauntlet if nobody makes a new thread
>>225897959you are probably a fucking jeet
>>225897988>tf>tp
>im about to throw down the gauntlet if nobody makes a new thread
My nuts are shedding skin like an iguana
>>225897959Natural fragrances are better anyways
>>225897988my honest reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMcv4JVvaU
>>225897996Bradley Cooper lookin a bit brown there
>>225897996valhallan as fuck
>>225898001I made a patchouli/jojoba oil perfume and I use it pretty frequently, I've probably said that
>>225898012Brownley Cooper? Bradley Pooper?
>>225898036Bradley Gupta
New>>225898050
>>225898036bradesh kupar
