raptor jesus editionold >>225882983
He's right.
my sister listens to weird european punk music but it sounds 80s-ish, its usually in foreign languages, i can hear it faintly coming from her room, also she fucking reeks, i wish a desperate incel would fuck her so i dont have to live with her anymore i dont want to live with her for the rest of my life
feels like its truly over after looking at society
Nigga name SashaMust be one of those russian jews
>>225891613
>>225891637What if I fuck her
>>225891602>got extinct
>>225891658i think it would be genuinely a difficult task to fuck her, she actually stinks and is unimaginably ugly
>>225891649
Yo bih look like a Xenomorph
"I'm being discriminated against for being jewish" the jew cohen cried as he was dressed up in blackface
Bro's sister MIGHT be Tomoko Kuroki
>>225891667
M'd'l'
Wagwan
>>225891736she writes self insert fanfics, like actually on paper too, not digital
>>225891736she's so me
>>225891729The butt of the joke is white people, he’s just using blackface as the medium. Hence why he’s so confused
what if suicide IS the answer to my problems.
Can we talk about Little Lord Fauntleroy
>>225891868i failed an attempt 20 years ago and i wish i hadn't failed
Just had one of those farts that make the back of my calves wet
When I homeschool my kids they're going to learn about hypergamy, dropshipping, and WoW gold farming
>>225891868
Oxford English Dictionary has announced their word of the year: dickgirl. A bit of an odd choice, but I can't say I disagree!
>>225891667this makes me wish i were mexican
>>225891981>t. Asmongold
Justvsaw some drooling retard spell judgment as "judgement"
>>225892013aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i don't believe dinosaurs ever existed
>>225892115aaHAHAHAAyou fucking idiotyou buffoon fucking imbecile
>>225892160they arent real but theyre still cool
>>225891981I wish I were homeschooled
I used to work at a drug testing facility and a large part of my work was watching men piss
>>225891814is she nice
i want to kill myself this weekend but i’m too bitchmade
>>225892235no shes a bitch she ignores everything i say
>>225892248Persevere, brother. WAGMI
Those frozen microwave burritos are calling my name but I really shouldn't
>>225892286go on without me
>>225891613bro really thinks hes an artist for shitposting IRL
>>225892230you ever take a little sip?
>>225892013hehehe
>>225888068>>225889725Leo’s don’t kill their cubs. She has post partum psychosis
sexico
desire toaster stroodles
>>225891613Fuck him
We are going to drone strike hood niggas in Haiti with Bukele
post the cutest
>>225892395You have post partum psychosis.
>>225892424
>>225892424you
>>225891613You think as a comedian that maybe he might be trolling by responding like that
>>225892422We are going to import them into Springfield ohio before bukele can drone strike them
The worst thing Sacha Baron Cohen ever did is marry Isla Fisher and make her convert to Judaism before divorcing her
>>225892448I don't care, he's a kike either way
shocking how stupid 99% of tv is and the masses enjoy it
>>225892424.
>>225892420controlled opposition hatred the article basically isnt even fucking talking about the guy in the picture, because its only striking the supposed white man who owns hollywood
Jews are so powerful in mediaSo so powerful
>>225892508If that was truly the case like all the news channels would be pro-israel
It's overThis time for real
FK is so powerful in /cum/So so powerful
>>225892528Oh sweet summer child
>>225892490You might be misreading it. The article was written by Jew Sasha Baron Cohen himself, and he’s stating that his fictional character Ali G is written as an attack on White men
https://youtu.be/t_sTCz_-kvINeed to smash the mold of my life with a sledgehammer
>>225892508You jealous or sum
i miss whats her name
>>225892424it has to be something in my animals folder
Man tomorrow is Halloween. I can't keep doing this shit
>>225892658Shovelin hog shit for 10 hrs a day?
emiru is live btw
>>225892608They took this from you
>>225892479
>>225892628Ill see that in my nightmare tonight thanks!
>>225892683who
thoughts on canada?
>>225892690I have lost more than most have ever hadIt is a lucky life i have led
>>225892745emiru. she's live rn with extraemily and russel
>>225892771who are these people?
>>225891613i had never even heard of this movie until this post.
>>225892771gutter content. sewer entertainment
Alcohol is really just disgusting, you can really tell it's poison by the taste alone
bailey jay had an effect on my life
>>225892759I've got a good feeling about canada
>>225892690It was never yours to begin with.
>>225892787How about Bailey Gay
spent my teen years watch taylor rain vids
I like that it's Friday and I can game and nothing else for days
>>225892672More like excel spreadsheets from hell
>>225892818UmmmmmTraps arent gay
i havent had a job since 2021
>>225889725Are you retarded? Hypothermia will kill you before long, assuming you don't become too exhausted to tread water before then
>>225892906Hypothermia is a spook
I unironically had hypothermia and it was not that bad
>>225892759i love them
>>225892887is your name joseph biden by chance
>>225892970How many fingers dos you lose?
>>225892999Joseph Johan biden
>>225892999checked and keked
Don't know why everyone thinks The Body is going to be about lesbians just because it's an all girls show
>>225892786I like a good beer or mixed drink, but straight liquor is nauseating
>>225891613>ali g in 2026striking while the iron is frozen over
urim, thummim & goyim
>>225893078>straight liquorLike everclear or the polish rectified spirits?That would not feel good neat
south korean women
why the fuck do condo fees exist? Just have residents take turn cleaning and maintaing everything. If you don't contribute then you are kicked out and forced to sell.
>>225893069WHY DOES IT SHAKETHE BODY THE BODY THE BODYTHE BODY THE BODY THE BODY>>225893081he was probably counting on the kids' today nostalgia for Y2k culture
driving my 20 year old shit box home to my 10x10 barren beige room after a hard days toil blistering my hands ahhh yep this is the life thank you mom and dad
>>225893186Literally me except I traded in my 2004 Jeep
saw borat in the theater, years ago. was amusing.
>>225893224I always hated it. Same with Nathan Fielder. It just feels like jewish bullying
>>225893224borat always seemed very lowbrow, the film equivalent of a fart joke.
>>225893275>Same with Nathan Fielder. It just feels like jewish bullyingwere you bullied by autists in school anon?
*irish accent* slop of the mornin to yah!
>>225893306Yeah
>>225893224i remember losing my shit when borat was canvasing with a republican way back in the day>he is a powerful man, he will crush his opponent>if you do not vote him into power, he will take power
>>225893186I've found a solutionjust never go to work
im irish as fuck pure celtic ancestry
>>225893413https://youtu.be/Gqenaq8qKqI?t=2090
just took an edible time to watch and play slop this beautiful gloomy friday afternoon
Why does champagne taste like dookie when it's left out for too long?
>>225893469did you know the celts were germanic before the romans pushed them up to northern uk
>>225893488How long?Never had a bottle that lasted more than an hour lol
>>225892528based
>>225893469one step down from scotch
>>225893475I used to own a pirated best of but their sound has always struck me as dreary, samey...except for their 90s crossover smash Dež, of course
>>225892508
>>225893546Irish whiskey is 10 steps down from scotchScotland uber alles
>>225893488>why is champagne served cold
Jeeta in my class group says I seem like the kind of guy who would find Nathan Fielder funny. What did she mean by this?
>>225893224love borat and ali g. watched evryfing
I don't drink alcohol because it tastes yucky
>>225893588It isn't a compliment i tell you what
>>225893488I don't like champagne eitherand I love fizzy stuff normally
I wear my baseball cap backwards and I pay for a taper fade every 10 days
>>225893570I wanna buy this on vinyl but it costs 80-100-150 even more also I'm listening to Chrome, very halloween themed
Ok so get thisYou're gonna sit on your left hand 15 or 20 minutesThen you're gonna jerk off with that handIt'll feel like a random chick since your hands are so softBig money
i no longer drink alk, bad for you
>>225893588does she like nathan fielder?
>>225893658
>>225893607people like it because of the effect, not the taste
Turn to DustMy Love's WhoreMoaning Lisa SmileLisbonSilkYou're a GermBlushBaby Ain't Made of ChinaFreazySwallowtailBrosGiant PeachSoapy WaterFluffyHeavenwardSky MusingsBeautifully UnconventionalFormidable CoolSpace and TimePlanet HunterDon't Delete The KissesYuk FooSt. Purple and GreenAfter the Zero HourSad BoyVisions of a Life
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs.
>>225893726ALL OF THEM
>>225893670I'm increasingly pivoting towards pure psychedelics abuse xD
>>225893572fink depends wha you want in a whiskeyif you want true flavours and richness you garn go scotchif you jusr want soft pleasent taste den go irish. much sweeter and more accessiblelike diffrence between lissenin' tae taylor swift (irish) and bach (scotch)
>>225893687Peer-reviewed source?
>>225893726I'm on a mushroom & lemon juice dietno, really, I wanna lose some weight so that I can have a respectable personal ID pic taken in three weeks time
what are your guyses thoughts on eminem
sex with black men
yeah also amn not fan of sparkling wine. fink just tastes boring. like i dont understand how people enjoy dat shidd. like its only gud to get drunk on like on a celebratory occasion. like i would never drink sparkling wine just coz i fancied wun. just terrble drinki did have sparkling red wunce and i actuallh like that. fink red in general tastes better den white wine. and between white wine and rose am garn choose rose.
>>225893751Interesting and i agree in a way, but with less expensive blended batches the unpeated scotches can eaily fill that role while also offering more character at a similar price point.I particularly don't care for irish whiskey so maybe a bit biased
>>225893541I don't know it was left out this afternoon
>>225893810music for people who abuse prescription pills but still want to be black
>>225893810used tae like him as a child. cannae take dat shidd serious anymore
>>225893810he hates your gay ass
>>225893716>Wolf AliceI loved this band in high school
>>225893810When I was like 9 I thought he was the greatest. Same with Lil Wayne but I grew up and stopped caring about rap music
>>225893817what about fortified wine, do you fancy sum bucky?
>>225893810why'd he do that shitty rap for kid rock?
>>225893821fink you invented diss answer wiv chatgpt
>>225893868Eminem is famously an ally of the gays. He even once sent a cockring to Elton John. Not sure how he feels about Slovenes though
>>225893812
>>225893893When i worked at a liquor store a distributor bragged that MD 20/20 was found at more murder scenes than any other fortified wineA glowing endorsement in my books
>>225893893oh yeha completely forgot port existed. i like port better den red wine. marsala wine too
Apparently my 55 year old uncle got into a fight with his neighbor and he threw a stanley wrench at my uncle's head
>>225893937lol
>>225893910>He even once sent a cockring to Elton JohnHe had to do that because he kept saying faggot in his music
>>225892560Has any song ever encapsulated a feeling like this? Don't think so
>>225893907Nope i am a severe alcoholic and only had one irish whiskey i would drink again
>>225893884IMMA PICK UP DA WORLDAN' IMMA DROP IT ON YOUR FUGGIN' EDcorr what a time dat was wen lil wayne released a rock album
>>225893949damn, is he alright?
>>225893746i continue to be jealous. i fear, unless i maybe get to do ketamine treatment, i'll die never getting to do psychs. maybe i'll try grow-bags again>>225893810has some (rap) talent, always felt his production/backing tracks were cheesy/annoying
>>225892560>Ariel PinkHe's a chud
>>225893983Yeah, he's fine. I'm still waiting to hear what the fight was about
>>225893960that wasnt homophobic he was talking about faggots
Horses get a special name for their poop. It's called manure
>>225893979Like 2008
>>225893949At least it wasn't some harbor freight shitMade in USA Stanley Proto tools are king
>>225893933corr guddeep purple song
>>225893987>maybe i'll try grow-bags againfail the first time? I'd like to order one from the NL but I'm afraid of getting busted
>>225894022lol
think i wanna start taking adderall
>>225893998possible lovers quarrel. You uncle may be a closeted homo-sexual
Kino alert
>>225893933it is important to not that Machine Head is NOT Diamond Head
>>225894006manure is quite a fancy word for something so gross
>>225894053>IndiousSAAAAAAAAR (why else would they color those two letters a different color)
>>225894042I took that for years. It kills your appetite and makes you feel like a zombie but you absolutely will do better in school
>>225894045You take that back you son of a bitch he was in the air force
>>225894053is this the Darth Maul one?
>>225894039>groove metalnat the biggest fan
>>225894101Really? When i took it that was the only time i ever felt human
>>225894102not as gay as the navy but close
The Nazis had access to alien technology. Most of it was hidden in Operation Paperclip
>>225894064and Diamond Head is nat Motorhead
>>225893988So am i though
>>225894119Yeah I haven't taken it in years but I fucking graduated
>>225894064no it isn't >>225894109that was their 90s style, this albums is thrash
youtu.be/pFY10Rq2RuY>>225894028yeah, i think the dirt in the bag got contaminated, probably i did a bad job sterilizing the injection port thingas far as laws go, no idea what the law is overthere, but it is legal to order, ship, and receive the spores, but becomes illegal once one grows them.
Another rejection email
I don't have anymore alcohol
>>225894157Try a pf tek growSuper shrimple but lower yieldsIt is really hard to mess up
>>225894108Yeah. I think its more fun than scary. The Darth Maul demon knits sweaters while listening to Tiny Tim
wish I had friends
Best Machine Head song is Imperium, such a good riff after the break down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys1rRnG6vzM
>>225894157>but it is legal to order, ship, and receive the sporestodally, but apparently ordering colonised substrate can get you caught by the fuzz like in the kit I checked out recently>>225894193ooooooh
>>225894157>>225894289My friend ordered spores one time 6-7 years ago and the cops called him into the police station.
>>225894193looked them up, the jars? interdesting
>>225894259Francis Parker Cock Jockey
>>225894289My friend's cousin's gay retarded cat had great success fruiting golden teacher and penis envy #5 spores using pf tek over 50 years ago
>>225894360>penis envy #5lol
>>225892970You know it has stages and the last stage is just your dead right?
Green Arrow or Daredevil
>>225894371My friends cousins gay retarded cat only bought them because the name was funny but he said they were very good with a fairly high yield for the substrate pucks vs the other spores
>>225892628Is that the same one from the car pic
>>225894352i don't know what that means
machine head tetsujin
They must've tortured this chicken Chinese style before butchering cause this shit so tough
>>225894428Imperium was an edgy social sciences/incel rage text by one Francis Parker Yockey
youtu.be/1av6Xrh2SNE
>>225894450there is no way I could have known that
I have a brother who is going to become like us. How do i save him?
i thought today was hallowseve thats why i have been inside all day
>>225894053I'd crush that kid's head with one hand like a grapefruit
>>225894469Freak Scene would be a more appropriate song for this general
>>225894494Bet you can't even palm a grapefruit littlehands
>>225894491Have sex with him to keep him from staying a virgin
The greatest crimes are crimes of neglect and omission. Millions are hungry or starving, and this is an avoidable tragedy. We have enough housing in this country to make sure that no one ever has to sleep on the street. These problems are solvable, but because there is no will, they persist.There are “Sex Crimes of Omission.” Millions live lives of loneliness and sexual dissatisfaction. This is due to obesity, anxiety, or depression. The fear of sex, of assertion, and of rejection, have made our society less romantic, and more empty.A young man or woman who allows their body to descend into a state of unathletic, slovenly slug-life, who hides indoors spending all their time doomscrolling and bedrotting, whose energy remains low and cynical, such a person is committing a crime. Life is meant to be lived fully, and those who hide from the world are neglecting their duty.
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
>>225894493It is Hallowseve (Halloween eve)
>>225894509I saw them live a few 8 years ago and they were pretty good
>>225894491start addressing him in 70's black slang and giving the impression that you think he's your brother in the Black Panthers, then start grooming him for an assault on a nearby militia compound...if that don't sober him up, then dat brotha done be a fink fo' the man!
I'm a fucking gringo and I want to party in MEXICO!!!
>>225894520He isnt a virgin but is becoming an internet freakIt is impossible to go through high achool and not get pussy>>225894563I call him a nigger often but it isnt helping!
they could draw me as mpreg 10000 times but i will still always be a biological male
just brushed my teeth and put pijamas on
>>225894521how about we just shoot them in the head so they dont have to starve
>>225894644>we
npr calls women or men who have babys birthers to differentiate from women who have not or can not have children (because they are trans), or biological males
"If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it"
>>225894289have you seen if you have native magic mushrooms you can just pick?
>>225894673Obongo is looking roughNot my president
How difficult is it to get cyanide?
>>225894698that is a very old picture. he's bald now.
New Peepee Republic
>>225894521you hafta realize dat money is the best tool we have developed to solve diss problemand by diss i meander is a reason money was developedif diss kinda problem of distributing resources was trivial, money wouldnae haff been invented
>>225894687idk where they raise cattle so to look for cow dung where those things grow, I hardly ever leave the city except to go for a walk in those wooded hills that are inside the city and are basically parkland
now I also need only one more monopoly piece to win the $100kwhere the fuck is that anon from yesterday. we can split it 50/50 if you have the last piece
>>225894673Nigga face look like an oatmeal cookie
>>225894746fink dat cow fing is like not relly true
my throat is so salty
dont swallow den
>>225894746You don't have any varietals that can take hold and fruit in recently disturbed soil?I have plucked them from cowpat before but sometimes the same or similar can be found elsewhere
go dig around cow waste
>>225894771
>>225894768It is true at least in oregon and most probably other parts of the western US
> suffocation from a woman's ass: GROSS! ILLEGAL!> suffocation from a man's penis: total cool!why are the british scared of women
>>225894797>>225894768>recently disturbed soil?BLEH!I've never seen shrooms growing in nature in me loife
It's natural for a younger sister to feel jealous when her older brother starts to receive attention from other women.
>>225894847they banned breast smothering too, i think theyre just a bit gay
>>225894887Mantits are valid titsThey also banned foot smothering and ass in jeans smothering which goes both ways
>>225894863I always think about how horrible it must be for a daughter to grow up with a mom that consistently mogs her, and also how good of a wife it makes her daugher become
>>225894912#notalltits#mantitsarevalid
>>225894923You turned my thoughts and words into sometging far more important, hashtags and for that i thank you brother
That Temple Grandin movie is weird
male feminists btfo!https://x.com/Cr7Godbrand/status/2116156286261760298
nothing frustrates me more than THE ORANGE FOOL
>>225894989all i know is shes "autistic"
imagine having fun
>>225895004I'm going to do that tomorrow!
We should sign a peace treaty with brit, it's time we ended the hostility
A dog outside just looked at me and did a perfect cartoon bark, nigga literally looked at me and said woof woof then kept walking
>>225895040yeah they do that haha
Grown men with Sailor Moon merchandise
persx dress up as usax
>>225895069Say that to my face fucker not onlineSee what happens
>>225895085thanks for your contribution to the thread
got high and jacked off and convinced I've finally given myself nerve damage
A Sade best of? oh, YT algo, you know me so well!
>>225894711apple seeds have it
>>225895145she is the best
>>225895142my buddy tore his ACL jacking off, shit aint no joke
>>225895145marquis de sade!!??
>>225895187nah, dat takes reading n' shit
>>225894711If you live in the northeast chokeberries are particularly common in late summer and 3-4 are fatal
grew out my beard and stache for halloween and I can't wait to shave it this shit catches everything
>>225895177
>>225895120happy to help
i pulled a muscle in my neck giving my wife the middle finger behind her back the other day
for a period, a few years ago, was into reading de sade, skipping the philosophy parts
>>225895142Getting high and edging for so long you lose all hardness and cum soft actually feels pretty good
We love our Sailor Mercury dont we folks
>>225895244She did that to you telekinetically
>>225895258i stan sailor mars
is your girlfriend going to the dick or treat party on the flirty first of cocktober?
Big if true
>>225895142i feel like im about to tear my stomach muscles when i fap sometimes and i clench too hard when shooting
>>225895247errr I saw Salo tho that was gay pedophilia about Mussolini's second regime. Still, I was a pretty big fan of Pasolini, such as the Jesus movie, and liek that pansexual rape fantasy, Theorema
>>225895297i going to the game or goon party in my room alone
>>225895258I like Mars shrine maidens are cute
I havent watched sailor moon in 30 years...
>>225895299Sneako looks somewhat less ugly there than usual
>>225895414>>225895414>>225895414>>225895414>>225895414new
cardiovascular health has improved in the week I've not been drinking, I think psychedelics stress will be manageable in future providing I don't really drink anymore, and that's what I'm gonna do
Sneako is a half Flip half Hiatian from New York
>>225895247phwoar propa weird diss kittingtonshirecannae decide an a rating
>>225895299dinnae ken who any deez people are
>>225893675Idk I try not to talk to the jeeta if I don’t have to
