cuck ron edish
neighborhood 'berg meowed at me but then shirked away when I tried to stroke himbit fucking rude tbqh
Waheeeey Andy's giving us all £100 get in lads
rewrite the history books
Ron got to shag crazy big face tho
>>225832046
>>225832046hoery puta more like
holy based that datacenter will be built now
>>225832062if the apps aren't where people go for relationships, how the fuck do you find a gf now
Isn't our whole life just one big femdom session?> age 1-6, dominated by mommy, grandmommy, daycare mommies> age 7-17, dominated by mommy, grandmommy, school mommies> age 18-23, dominated by uni mommies and gf mommies> age 24+, dominated by girl boss mommies and wife mommy> age 65+, dominated by nurse mommiesIf you aren't dominated by mommy, you must be an incel Chud secretly or openly wishing he were dominated by mommy, hence femdom fetish.
>>225832086my arse is a smaller version of that
>>225832083>turned it into a magical hover traykek
>>225832120pic or stop lying
>>225832117It's over if you don't have a large social group in your twenties where you regularly go out and interact with friends and their friends and acquaintances. That's it, that's the way.
>>225832117yougov stated that only 5-10% of people meet online
>>225832136i had that well medium sized social groupsstill came out of my 20s an incel without ever having a gfand now i'm well into my 30s and still incel no gf
>>225832119think that’s just your fetish you’re projecting onto others lad
My dog keeps snuggling up to me. Maybe she knows I'm sad :(
yougov mong loves his yougov statistics
>>225832119>getting dominated by women at allngmi you effeminate pussy
just stop, it’s over and that’s okay just stop worrying about it now it’s over
>>225832136I have a large social group but the women in it are all taken and not once has anyone ever brought along any single female friends with them>>225832137yes but then how are people finding partners??
>>225832142Sorry lad we can't all be winners. Maybe try again next go round the samsara wheel?
you ever watch splice?they raise this freak baby as their childthe the dad fucks it, then it rapes its mother with its tail and she gets pregnant
>>225832117You just earn enough money and then import a wife from overseas we've even got 90 day fiance UK now
mental illness levels rising
>>225832174I CANT BRO I KEEP TRYING BUT I CANTI CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FACT EVERY NIGHT IM ALONE WHILE GIRLS I LIKE ARE GETTING PLOWEDWHILE GUYS AND GIRLS ARE CUDDLED UP TOGETHER SHARING BODY HEAT AND LOVEI CANT FUCKING HACK ITIM ALMOST 40 AND IVE NEVER HAD SEX OR A GFDESPITE DOING EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHTI EARN GOOD MONEYI AM PRESENTABLE AND IN SHAPEI AM SOCIAL AND HAVE MANY HOBBIESBU TI AM SO TOUCH STARVED ITS INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>225832187good film the director said the only reason he made the entire film was for the sex scenes
>>225832187No that sounds disgusting and horrible*surreptitiously adds it to Radarr*
>>225832182the answer is you get yourself a toilfu...you do have a job right?
>>225832196If it helps spaino was telling everyone that it's people that are in relationships that are truly miserable and coping yesterday. Does that help? He seems to happy and well adjusted and having the time of his life while being a grotty middle aged incel, so maybe you can do that too?
2 hour walk to Halfords was a waste of time as the indicator issue i had wasn't to do with the bulb but the wiring which i could have fixed in 30 secondsat least i got my steps in
They might actually get these reforms over the lineI don't want to believe but it could happen
>>225832227why didn't you ride the bike
>>225832239dont have one
>>225832182work, friends, or university
>>225832235come on andy you can do it!
>>225832224levels of Copium I didn't think were scientifically possible
>>225832227Could've asked me mate I would've taken you to Halfords
I have pirelli tyres and Bridgestone tyres I hope that’s ok for my car ok
>>225832182Just go to pubs and clubs and actually look for a shag for once
>>225832227was Ask Jeeves down?
>>225832268nah it's no bother mate i thought you might be busy. didn't want to intrude on you like that :/
reckon they should stop putting two trains on the same track travelling at high speed towards each other
>>225832277i got some no name ones
>ENERGY PAYMENT: 100 GBP payment to all households in Council Tax bands A to D for England (and funding for same in other nations).https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2115426054844137800Nice one. That's another hundred quid in support on top of the Warm Home Discount I already get. How it should be x
>>225832258lol and they charge people to go to these
>>225832279done this on average once a week for over 15 years (i.e. since i was in my early 20s) and i drink and approach people i'm not some incel autist shutinyet still i am an inceli have never had sexi am just that sexually unappealing to women
>>225832279oh I actually have a gf I'm just genuinely intrigued by this, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me
get the fancy dinner plates out mumsy, my 100 pound pity payment is in and were getting a frozen wizza!
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Good Morning Britain on ITV 1 on my TV via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225832295sometimes only the women are charged because otherwise good men will refuse to go
>>225832279>pubs and clubshi unc
The chancellor just pronounced Aldershot as Aldershit in parliament
wish he would keep his name on all week so i could filter his constant incel moaning more easily
i'm thinkin about my bumhole, when you gonna shag it? when you gonna shag it?
has there been a single Guardian Blind Date where they actually ended up together instead of saying "he was lovely but there was no spark lol"
“The mooooslems” -Rorke
>>225832258>Every woman at work and every woman who I have mutual friends with is married or in a long term relationship
>>225832321made a very similar post once a while ago and it amuses me greatly that there's a lad thousands of miles away with the same stupid sense of humour x
>>225832343fr. i don't believe these charts
>Timothy Taylor's marmalade best (a bit woke)>Butty Bach >Theakstons old peculiar >St Austells tribute>Otter butterMight be the best lineup I've seen in a pub in years, non of this woke grapefruit American style nonsenseShall have to frequent that pub more often*hits the griddy*
>>225832352>humourwho's joking? x
>>225832355folx,collared greens(hes right btw)
>>225832343yes. you should just ask somebody if they know any single girls.carpe diem
>>225832343the worst part is those women will already have one or two orbiters in mind waiting in the wings so even when their relationship ends they'll be instantly snapped up again before you even have a chance
>>225832355Nah the mum's right, the kid is clearly so tranny woke poof if he likes his vegetables instead of sweets, potatoes and meat
>>225832289that not ok
>>225832258>6% at universityright so that's me fucked
>>225832355honestly cant tell which side of the manufactured yank issue this is supposed to be making fun of
Never had sex with a woman
>>225832119fuck off YANK
>>225832326think i've seen it once in years of flicking through it while browsing the website
tab ends rollies hittin good 2day folx. it was NOT a bullshit day
>>225832355based black man
>>225832385nothing wrong with being gay
don't really even care about relationships anymore might just get a parrot that sits on my shoulder instead
>>225832119>the raped: >heres some inane bullshit about my life >it all started when I was 6 >now im a 4chan poster
>>225832385Nowt wrong wit a bit of gay porn
mad how i would heem every single one of you little cunts even if you jumped me at the same time
>>225832404just to be clear, you're not going to shag the parrot yeah?
>>225832413Approved !!
gotta get some wanking done before i proceed with one of my classic 3-day opioid binges where i get super horny but can't feel my knob
>>225832407
>>225832422watch him hit you with a "prefer not to say"
>>225832404had one of these, they are very needy and it turns out they die if you let them eat lots of cheese
>>225832385same. i've never even touched bob
Only 40% of 18-25 are in a relationship with 33% never having been in onebrvtal news for the future birthrate
>>225832422no he's the adventuring company
does british history really require 7+ bookshelves?
>>225832448is she looking like that because she doesnt have her glasses?
>>225832448sex
>>225832457Just to cover the Elizabethan period
>>225832435why are women history students always fucking obsessed with anne boleyn
>>225832287Revolutionary idea that will simply never take off
>>225832457Yank baffled
do you lot actually fancy those ponies or is it a joke
>>225832448never seen her look like thattroubling
bronies be like "oh my rainbow dash im clopping so hard right now"
>>225832457you're just jealous because the whole of American history could be covered in a pamphlet
>>225832472because she was killed by a man for her biology
>>225832445Quality not quantity though>>225832457...yh, British history even predates the Roman conquest
>>225832457unbearably white
LOL baneouch so disingenuous>YOU WONT BE HEARING THOSE WORDS FROM THIS SIDE OF THE GOVERNMENTwait you just said them girl
>>209420075https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209417796/#q209420075
got a bit carried away while wanking and snapped a bollock
nothing of interest happened in england before 1400 CE
sex with cartoon ponies
>>225832503Doesn't count if it's a quote does it
girls with braces
>>225832513wouldn't have thought they were biologically compatible
>£100 energy bill support to be sent directly to bank accounts for 20 million peoplei love getting bribes
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1743/33/1743336123687.jpgphoar>>225832515double your countries age
>>225832114If asmongold isn't evidence all women care about is money I don't know what would be.
willy the bastard bent the anglo-saxons over his knee in the year 1066
they just look so weird
>>225832445in other words, women have become so unbelievably entitled and picky about men now that they'd rather not be with anyone at all that give the nice guy whos a bit short a chance
wear this mask when i’m spot-welding since the fumes from the metal is quite nasty, yet i’m able to smell my own fart through it?
back from my run
>>225832553he did we're still in our millennium of humiliation just wait england super power 2066
>be a millionaire>have an ugly gap tooth smile>cant bother to fix itbizarre
>>225832515what about stonehenge and that
>>225832557true.30% of women said they never want a relationship compared to 17% of men
>>225832292>PROPERTY BAND D
you guys are fr incels? i thought it was a joke
>>225832572the absolute state of the """conservative""" party
>>225832572i genuinely think this is a cultural difference between britain and america. in america its expected that prominent politicians get loads of work done but here it would be met with revulsion from the electorate. no evidence for this just saying shit
>>225832597yeah but i'm okay with it now. my test levels dropped due to old age so i don't even think about w*men
>>225832602it's not a load of work to get invisalign.
>>225832602>no evidence for this just saying shitneed you put in charge of a country immediately
anyone else like to do a lilhttps://boards-4chan-org.translate.goog/int/thread/225807719/nederdraad?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wappto look for BBC posts where they dont speak English? ehe
british judges be like: >Judge lets 14-year-old boy who stabbed girl 10 times walk free from court because he's a 'bright lad' and prison is the 'last place he should be'
>>225832642
>>225832572She's absolutely bullying Rachel Reeves atm
Saw a webm of 'Fluttershy' from the hit series 'My Little Pony' looking very smug about something
>>225811644
>>225832461Probably misses her old glasses
>>225832642not his fault be cause he's black and so has high test
>>225832292Oh aye Tory boys garn be fuming x
>>225832515Vikings, Norman Conquest, first half of the Hundred Years' War and the Battle of Crecy, Lionheart going off on a crusade, Magna Carta and the Barons' Wars, could go on. Lot's of fun stuff to look into! :D
Later I will become a pimp just like Andrew Tate (I am 42)
>>225832670why did you attach this picture to this post?
>>225832690to contrast high test
Rakamakafon
Put on a clean t-shirt and has two massive stains on the front, lucky I won't be leaving the house in it but I'm still a little disappointed in myself
>>225832709many are saying this
>>225832716that is why I punch every woman in the face by definition
>>225832723you don't even dare look in their direction
>>225832714imagine impregnating her
Listening to music with trumpets in it
>>225832739wonder if she'd be a good mum
>>225832733been getting much better at this thoughever
>>225831909I worked that out when she never got back to me.I'll see what this one says.
>>225832755raccoon mother >>225830452
>>225832445What about 26-35 year olds?
been getting much better at it :)
power is not some object that exists out there like dumbbell held by a strong man. it's not a gun. it's not a bank account. a diploma. an office or anything else you can attribute it to. it’s a natural force held by everyone but like water it can pool and it will pool when you cease to care or when you are tired. and we refer to the concentration, the reservoir as that object, the halls of power, the system. and the system or rather those best placed to draw from that immense pool will seek to take advantage of those moments when life is hard to obfuscate because this draws the force from you and it flows downhill, the path of least resistance. but the secret is that while things in the world are complicated, living is easy, it’s true complexity is that it is really very simple boiled down. the reservoirs are grand but the water in them is no more static than the rest of that watercourse when you trim away the dams and the sandbanks put up to draw that power away from you.
Cars are called that because they contain carburettors.
andy sparkle
>>225832370Part of the reason women are so awful now is because they have men orbiting them. Desperate weak men feed their egos rather than just being a man and masturbating.Honestly we just need to start treating women badly and relaxing laws against domestic violence like Russia.
ONE. MORE. .HTA
>>225832816whats that?
>>225832824a bus is called that because that's what homeless people do on the backseat when they're allowed on
>>225832556George was always insanely dripped outNo wonder he got so much pussy
>>225832709DUN DUN
>>225832842looking at women. also dog training (learned/trained behaviours)
>>225832343I remember reading that around 70% of women say they're in a relationship vs 40% of men.
It's a common chud opinion that women are irrational, and while that may be true, I've seen a lot of men incapable of paying attention to a basic argument. I think the real difference is that men don't get as offended about certain things, unless its about their favourite band or football team.
got some new clothesx
>>225832847Rapelad no
>>225832868post tits
right well, tonight's the night
>>225832847Rapelad!
Time to go download my opinions on this budget from Max Tempers twitter account
Two pm and it's already getting dark outside
found two more what if slop channelshttps://www.youtube.com/@WhatHappensIfAnimationshttps://www.youtube.com/@Venuedepththat's total of 8 so far and there's probably morehttps://www.youtube.com/@AfterTheDoorhttps://www.youtube.com/@frame-oneehttps://www.youtube.com/@readoutwhatifhttps://www.youtube.com/@Minute_zero_realhttps://www.youtube.com/@BeyondIffhttps://www.youtube.com/@Limitfalll
yesterday I resisted eating the second za 30 minutes before bedtime x got a za to eat today because of that
>>225832883
if you ever feel down, at least you can take solace in knowing you're not larping as a rapist online
>>225832903In London it's always dark out no matter the time of the year
>>225832912damn shes literally a 10 but thats not you
>>225832882
get playing ladshttps://nfsu2.xyz/
got to eat a log of out of date goats cheese
>>225832883Thank you for demonstrating my point :)
>>225832914the existence of freaks bigger than myself doesn’t make me feel better though
down?? *lays on my belly*
>>225832919
Would clean out the insides of their fannies with my spaff like a high pressure washer
>>225832912ai filters on a madness
mad how that ginger OF whore has big tits and a fat ass. corr shes so fit
most 'stagram foids have bodies like the ants from a bugs life
>>225832960she's a stunner
>>225832026>fuck off chad i've been on there 3 weeks in london and not had a single match and only one like lmaoWell if it's any consolation I am useless at talking to women.Basically when I get a match, one of two things happen.1. She doesn't respond to my first message.2. She does respond and I have to try to make conversation by asking a question.Then if she does respond, two further paths.1. I message back and forth until she stops replying.2. I ask her out and she doesn't respond.I don't get nervous about messaging first any more but it's so pointless and disheartening that it makes me miserable. Honestly it should be a fucking law that if you match you have to meet.
>>225832960alri
>>225832979mad how... ...mad how the glow-up continueszamn hes sorted when he gets out. this is like Elliot Rodger getting 2 (TWO) gfs after he died
1k credit limit on my first credit cardseems a bit much and I won't be losing my head and pissing it away leaving myself with a debt + interest I need to pay each month but just for today as a celebration pints are on me and I need a new PS5 and telly
my penis
>>2258330051k is very low
>>225833005
>>225833016Is it? I thought these starter cards were supposed to be like £200
When are you supposed to ask a woman out after matching on a dating app?
Well this is a bloody turn down for the books. The nordvpn subscription that my old work had been paying for and I'd been using for years seems to have finally expired. Was going to have a wank but my plans have been scuppered. This is very irritating.
>>225833040
>>225833040most people get about £4000
>>225833048no idea i thought the whole point was you met up after matching
>>225833061not feeling like such a moneybags now :/
>>225833048depends how the chat goes reallyif it's a lot of messaging back and forth, give it a few daysif it's a couple of messages a day, it might take me a bit over a week to ask if i can even be bothered with her
>>225832374potatoes are a vegetable
Wank folder dump melty yet again
>>225833104ok
>>225833110they're so gay
>>225833104>attractiveshe looks busted
>>225833114
Western women hate Asian women and anime women because they can't stand something else getting more attention than them
>>225833103Not for me, I don't buy into this scientists getting to decide erm actually tomato is a fruit type shit
>>225833142
haven't bathed in a week and smell like cum
Late lunch deeeeee lads
>>225833155i am not your friend sorry
>>225833104t. slop yearner
>>225833142the average woman never thinks about them you hopeless virgin
in his mind hes trolling
>>225833142trvke
>>225833185what would you know about the mind of a woman?
>>225833185Piss off idiot. I told a slag at work about an anime I was watching at the time and I could see the rage in her face
thinking bout scraniel and crying
>>225833202
>>225833185the average woman never thinks about you
>>225833198why don't you ask the same question of him?>>225833202you don't speak to women
Did exercise and had a healthy lunch and now my body is craving me to undo all my good work by consuming loads of slop. I must resist.
>UPDATE - 64 people are now confirmed dead from the high speed train crash in Spain.spanish niggas can't drive
>>225833223You are correct I am only on the radar of exemplary women
>>225833230just eat meat then...
>>225833245Just awful
>>225833245that's terrible :(
8==D~~~
a q pw
going to do a multi day fast starting today
yo i just saw some mulignans lurking outside my gaff, up to no good i don't doubt
>>225833295a quarter poundedwhopper
>>225832307
>>225833187grim!
>>225833075Same but I've asked a girl out 5 hours ago and no response.
>>225832046thoughts on the new Hermione being brown?
>>225833326i dont give a shit
>>225833326these lil niggas gonna get bullied so hard
>>225833319bloody bastard
>>225833255Can't, am vegetarian you see
>>225833255Something particularly sexy about a very average looking woman being lewd like this
>>225833326gfrrrr im so fuckignsdgf mad hermione is supposed to be WHITE not the closest thing to it looking italian or spaniard this RUINED MY WEEK
>>225833326
>>225833412which I had an average looking gf
me if i ever get a gf
>>225833447
>>225833446I can strongly recommend it
>>225833441
in his mind he is winning
>>225833447state of her glasses
any oolong poobong man in
Went through a loose leaf tea period and it was really good, oolong reminded me of it you see, but it's just so much more effort than chucking a bag in a cup. The clean up of the tea strainer is an inconvenient pain in the arse
>>225833470No idea why I typed wish as which. I've heard if you're more attractive than your gf you get worshipped, no idea how true that is.
>>225833482Are you the professional bettor?
>>225833464why do you think they even agreed to be on that channel? >yeah i'm going to embarrass my oofy doofy bucktooth church virgin "boyfriend" on this massive channel while he just takes itdont get it at all
>>225833447and if he cheats on her he'll be the bad guy???
>>225833482Put a cheeky 10 grand on him for the lads
>>225833202What did that foid say?
for me it's malfoid but harry is in slytherin and they're friends turned lovers like ron and hermione
modern women love sharing chad. If your wife is against you getting married to a second woman, it’s because she doesn’t see you as a Chad and thinks you’re incapable of it.
>>225833447thats actually grim if they're going out
>>225833441yankoid image
>>225833501what about the microplastics though
>>225833447she probably doesn't realise he is her looksmatch
>>225833281can't post that
>>225833516they don't think critically before they make decisions like thatvideo got deleted so clearly they regret itthat's the danger of being an oofy doofy, everything you do in life is like stepping through a minefield with a blindfold on
>>225832892alri dexter
>>225833503Eh not especially true, I think it's a good place to be in if you both think you're lucky for landing the other one, but if there's too much disparity then you're just going to be insecure she'll leave you. Better to go for someone within your looksmax bracket.
>>225833505I'm the anon who gambles far too much yes
>>225833447they're so obviously brother and sister
so that's me on the coffee and maiden
>>225833572Completely unavoidable in modern society anyway so fuck it why care about adding 0.5% to your daily total Babies are born with microplastics in their blood, we've lost that particular battle already
still yet to see why microplastics are badprobably good. little balls will break up fat cells trapped in your arteries
>>225833590>video got deleted hahah brutal
rorke aimlessly scanning through his dad's prog rock collection, the overcast afternoon sunlight bleaching his skin white, a tear shining bright as it sinks to his lips
>Lamine Yamal's uncle makes shock Harry Kane claim after Ballon d'Or win: 'Everyone knows'KWAB
>>225833605But you’re a winner yes?
>>225833689where was dad????
My dad tells the same story about listening to led zeppelin IV at a party on repeat every time he hears or thinks about led zeppelin, I like playing it around him as it's obviously a very good memory for him. Bet he had a nice time and I don't mind hearing about it again :)
I installed cyberpunk and I’m creating my character but the penis size bit says Unavailable so that’s a shame
>>225833728the older i get the more im conscious of repeating myself hahalovely that you don't turn it into a thing to complain about :)
>>225833698sounds like cope. 33 isn't even old now especially for the elite players who can pivot to another position and or have the entire team work around them
nap soon
>>225833745think youve got to unlock prosthetic robococks as rewards for missions
>>225833651fair enough
>>225833709door hook hand on the hook hand door
>>225833745gone now because of woke
>>225833671very vaccinated post
the bames are seething about sir harold of kane
>>225833808>>225833808>>225833808
mesugaki malfoid ryouna
>>225833134it's a tranny using an AI filter to try and make himself pass
