Incel edition
*enters /brit/*
>>225829994thats white not white british
Leftypol sat on top of the stairs pretending to be the chaser
Imogen Poots
>>225829010
6'0 vs 5'11
>>225830072rest in pease angles x
Look carebame anon, you might as well go to the interview. They'll absolutely hire you because turnover for any care job is insane because it's horrible thankless work for minimum wage. If you're even remotely competent you can be a supervise within a year and in management within 5.
>>225830093hes been doing this gimmick for ages now idgi
>>225830093phwoar
Me waiting for the good posts
>Chancellor John Healey has pledged to give £15m to a fund established to tackle misogyny in schools, at work and in communities.think we need some of that support in here tbqh
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793092737368823.webm
>>225830103>SupervisorThey get like 20p extra
>>225830124abdul and mguabe don't give a fuck
saffer being mysterious again
>>225830124shutting the mosques down are they
>>225830103ok thanks but i messaged my dad to see what he says but i think he would p[refer me in another job
>>225830124how does this work when they're devoted to importing hordes of people from deeply misogynistic countries?
hope i die before i need a care bame wiping my arse
give me orange me eat orange me orange give give orange me orange eat me eat orange me eat you
>>225830174>>225830155>>225830138you are mere seconds away from leftypoo posting the reform voter domestic abuse stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CwkWTxbkJoi am listening to the electronic music while i work
>>225830203my response would be if we already have our own wronguns, why do we need to add more?
I am incel so this is my thread
>>225830190They really be like that
:/
AI will never replace you
>>225830226serious tuck job there
eating my own arse
https://vocaroo.com/1l8rt4uLd9Kd
>>225830124Yes I'm sure Imran Hussain will gladly take the government funding and I'm sure it'll go straight on tackling misogyny
Soon
appreciate how bleak the ending of Kes (1969) is
would scran that hot minge like groceries
>>225830284karl
kill dogs
>>225830280
>>225830295
japs hate piracy but i wonder if they use ad blockers
right what’s the next big boogeyman name for leftypol once calling someone fascist doesn’t work anymore?
>>225830316no we shoud love dogs they just want to be our friend (except pitbul)
>>225830284Had no idea how old that film is
>>225830313squoze? how are you spelling that?
>>225830316howl
>>225830319
>>225830096neoliberal bull vs autocrat
>>225830319>>225830355grimmers
anyone noticed any non-gym benefits of creatine? people say it improves brain function
>>225830284need the bird
>>225830377Did nothing for me
Wonder how we'll get fucked over today to pay for the elderly and the workshy?
>>225830355keep it sensual, you foul german beast
>>225830395I know you've been working on that lad it must have gone up now
his putters are continually paving the way for the game of golf arent they
>>225830371bet your little clitty perks up when you see black people
ran out of hash browns
>>225830415bit weirdjust like seeing my kind succeed
arrest women
>>225830427yeah but you're not black though are you :/
botnet melty
>>225830452blue board
>>225830427where are your family from originally?
>>225830474the original rorke
Lads I just found out the device that measure how many steps you take is called a pedometer omdssssss
>>225830515bruh aint no way
>>225830404Too scared to check
some lad yesterday said it’s not very christian-like to call other retards and after reflecting on it i agree, shan’t be calling anyone retarded anymore
>>225830507hes skinnier than rorke
hi
can you lads take the baltausnz ausnonce to brit please >>225830573
>>225830588hwo so yuo fukcingy rtardy
>>225830610mate he's literally replying to another nonce in your nonce thread. think you have a bigger problem than one aussie
>>225830610fuck off we're full of ausfreaks
>>225830588That's nice you enacted some introspection but at the same time, in a place like this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793104636369140.mp4
why is baltausnz even a thing
>>225830615srcenaming
>>225830240lmao i was about to post that pic too
>>225830642that mary kate and ashley
right well
>>225830642reckon you find wisdom in the most unlikely of places
>>225830630ausnonce was the one to start it then the others crawled out of the woodwork
>>225830652
My life a aussie post
brit scientists trying to locate the higgs bosnom pastricle. it was mentioned in yhe binble
>>225830652that niggas asleep
battyman ting :(
Some Aussie fucker just posted an AI video of my dad.
>>225830721is it this one? >>225830652
>>225830719yeah you are
>>225830724Would rather not bring any more attention to it thanks
>>225830652Is this what its like to have irl mates?
Jan man on his tea break?
anyway, they waking up?
step on jannyman
will consume flesh in a moment
>>225830795
he has a new typo to fixate on how cute
too many gay porn for me
>>225830814This sentence implicated there is a perfect amount of gay porn for you
>>225830515I held one up against you and the thing beeped so loud it exploded
>>225830837yes, 0 gay porn
andy burnley makinf beans cheaper
>>225830795would
>>225830851Homophobe
dad threw out a perfectly good pack of M&S cookies the stupid cunt because “they are 1 day out of date” it’s not fucking chicken you PRICK
>>225830842s
An extra £45 saved per year get in
>>225830854why do you still post
>>225830872Go fish them out the bin you coward
>>225830837implied he is implicated by the sentence
what a manager
>>225830872holy Tarqoli
>>225830897just like you were implicated in that nonce sting?
>>225830897implicate this *spreads my pooey hairy arsehole*
>>225830902he doesnt look fuming there
>>225830902What do you think he said to him
>>225830897Words are just constructs in our mind to transmute ideas there is no right or wrong
andy burney make chocolate cheaper for the yutes
>>225830917is this a scenario you imagine often?
>>225830933atheists on a mad one again
in his mind hes trolling
>>225830933yes there is. if you decide to use the words poo farting shit bastard to describe a bicycle then you are wrong and people wont understand you
>>225830931>see you later ;)
>>225830933words only work if they’re true, changing them willy-nilly removes truth thus defeating the reason of language
>>225830892He took them out of the packaging and put them in the food bin so I can’t
going for a poo farting shit bastard ride
why do gen-z women exclusively fuck gen x men?
>>225830956>>225830966Not conforming to your little slave thinking
>>225830978x men has superpowers
>>225830985yes you are very “enlightened” “nigga”
Kek got the snow ape burning
>>225831037I’ve chosen to interpret what you’ve just said as you admitting you’ve a crush on your own mum. Weirdo freak you are.
been up since 5am pre-drinking before this Budget
>>225831037you just admitted to being a nonce? grim
wow two sexy women called luna followed me
>>225831049Alri Kemi
>>225831049grow up you sad little man
raahhhh
>>225831049Can`t wait for homealoneeveryfridaynight's take on it this Friday ok
>>225831078actually grim life you’re leading fucking hell
>>225831078you’re really weird :/
Rorke having his mum call up the Jobcentre for him to phone in sick to his appointment
mummy just sent me £1000 xD
Would pay good money to see Ziedy’s chats with his roadman AI
>>225831049you knocked it out of the park John well done xx
>>225831049how did neets do are we winning
Wish we’d get a tv show of leftypol and Rorke as flatmates in a grim inner city flat kind of in the spirit of Bottom.
Act like a roadman but also be my friend please I need friends and make no mistakes
this is me
>>225831141Rorke would never live in a city, he’s scared of non-whites
sir andys man club
guys can we get some W’s in the chat for mummy
>>225831160Which one? xx
no it isnt
>>225831164it is honestly mad how popular he still is in israelmaybe leftypol was right about israelisor maybe rorke was right about jews
we of the east london mandem say big up harry kane on his balloon door innit u dun no 3 greenwood too
>>225831172i’m the left one, you are the right one who joins me
>>225831185why wouldn't he be popular. he's waging a holy war
>>225831171love payday x
Want some?
sir mandys an club
>>225831185They really do love killing children don't they
>>225831197<3
>>225831171nice
Rorke living in a 4x4 hole in the ground with a bed, furnace, crafting table, barrel in the wall and cobblestone roof
>>225831204
laughing at leftypol waving a palestine flag around not realising the flag glorifies the arab conquest and colonisation of the region and forced conversion of the populace (the colours represent the 4 caliphates that conquered the middle east)
hate myself and want to diehate myself and want to diehate myself and want to diehate myself and want to diehate myself and want to diehate myself and want to die
Why does beer taste and getting drunk feel so much better on a week night?
>>225831227come on rorke making a proper house isn’t that bloody difficult!!
>>225831243jah loves you cuzzy
Why did this happen
>>225831243Love (you) and want you to live
Why is Martin Lewis meeting with the chancellor?Why is Martin Lewis being told things before the house of commons?
>>225831239rape and pillage okay if it was done by brown people
>>225831227let me guess, you need more?
>>225831280Do you fancy this guy or something? You keep bringing it up
>>225831267The juice. It kills you.
>>225831267no one knows
>>225831280woah. this will save us 20 quid per year!!!
>>225831267*puts my leftypol hat on*probably just a random isolated incident despite the obvious evidence presented to me
>>225831280right so this just helps the boomers with gas homes what about electric standing charges
how do i get high without my stepdad knowing when we live under the same roof. times like this would be nice to have a gf because i could just stay there and get high
Can you help us find Jaymie?Jaymie, aged 13, was last seen on Benaud Street, Blacktown, about 9am on Monday (26 October 2026).
>>225831331what about having your own gaff?
The Budget is starting!!!!!!
>>225831267vaxx status????
>>225831239there was no forced conversion en masse. people converted over the centuries because the ruling class were muslim and there were incentives too. but not everyone did which is why you had muslims, christians and jews living in peace in palestine before the arrival of zionists. and the flag colours represent the arab revolt against the ottomans
>>225831331the question you should be asking is how do you stop being a grim little runt
>>225831267rorke furiously googling "mateusz chmura take vaccine 2021"
>>225831345can’t afford it>>225831353ok how do I stop being a grim little runt?
Think you can't can't be fooled?Read again.
rorke getting referred to PREVENT after his friend's mum notices his xbox gamertag (xX_NI99ER_ANN1H1L4T0R_xX)
>>225831346can't bloody believe my luck
>>225831331Murder step dad and feast upon his adrenochrome
BREAKING NEWS: The Budget is great!
>>225831364Grow up you racist child
>>225831331rahhh white man struggles are peak
>>225831335>BlacktownI have a guess of what has occured
>>225831386Why did you dob our pal Rorke in to Prevent? Vile old bitch
>>225831393I just paid the klarnajew
>>225831386that wasn't me it was rorke mate i'm just the messenger
they won't be pleased
>>225831404on a responsible one x
why is the new cod £69.99 how can anyone justify spending that
>>225831422£69.98 now thanks to Labour's Budget
>>225831295I just think it's pretty bloody weird that this social media influencer is privy to all this information
>>225831430thanks andy
batty man in?
>>225831404use afterpay or zippay(please support the australian microfinance industry)
>>225831335>white girl missing in blacktownBelgian anons is going to LOVE this
>>225831422That’s really not that much money these days.
>>225831422Few days ago you could get it for 50% off on asdas website but they patched it now
>>225831331Go to your local vape shop and buy a weed vape
wagwan for battyman
>>225831469Eyup ya battyclart
>>225831422That's what AAA games cost now
>>225831404Didnt Klarna have to change things because giving loans to poor people meant they got paid back
>>225831463That’s how much I filled my car up for this morning
I get that the Belgian’s entire thing is playing a caricature of a windrush descendant but he’s so obviously autistic and out of touch with reality that all the slang he uses is either 10 years outdated or was just never used in the UK
>>225831467careful with that p noids are bad
*bends you over*
battyman fi dead
>>225831267vaxx i bet
Runtoil completed, a mere 3km but I've been off it for over a month so must start somewhere. We'll be back up to 5k by next week I reckon.
he hasn't even fucking started the Budget yet just waffling want 6p off a pint ffs
>>225831415Isnt he a used car salesman
>>225831352right so its still a flag glorifying every i just said.
>>225830588It was mainly aimed at diego because he is actually a horrible specimen despite his outward christian presenting nonsense, but you should be a bit more kind regardless
>>225831492Things get more expensive but my wage stays the same
reckon under 18s should be completely banned from using the internet
>>225831517I like to do hill sprints on the grass in a park near me once a week. Bright and early so the local teenagers don’t make fun of me. Prefer that and walking to running x
rorke sitting out front the local retirement community tutting "tsk, vaxxed" beneath his breath each time they wheel out a body
hes begging it lol
>>225831492No it’s a pisstake. GTA 6 has been in production for over 10 years and will be the biggest and best game in the entire world and the normal edition (not deluxe) costs the same as COD which comes out every year and is never really that different
>>225831563
>>225831560What do you do about the dew? Just deal with soppy wet feet?
>>225831566Um you fight north koreans this time sweaty
I should start running again but no motivation to start running again when it's colder
>>225831404thank you for supporting the swedish micro-finance industry
>>225831566Same reason they can get away with charging loads for each FIFA even though it's usually just a worse version of the previous years. Retards will pay for it.
scr imagine owning a PS5 and being too thick to jailbreak so you actually pay for games
>>225831493I think they just don’t let you borrow that much anymore it says my limit is £750 now and it never said that before
>>225831577Yeah it’s fine. I run uphill and walk back down on the stairs and I’ve never had a problem.
what evidence do you have that the covid vaccine kills people rorke?
>>225831573are you prepared
>>225831592homefront did it in 2011remember thatprobably my first proper disappointment in a game campaign was like 2 hours
>>225831592Is it any good? The only reason I buy it is for the campaign
>>225831625i read it on /pol/ and xitter
>>225831650>The only reason I buy it isbecause you're too thick to jailbreak as stated elsewhere
three days of headache in a row
Why do proletarded runtoids refuse to blow their nose and sniff sniff sniff their disgusting runny noses? Honesty so many people are alive who just shouldn't be.
i'd give up my seat for a cripple or a pregnant woman but not an old person
>>225831644I like how they gloss over how north korea with a population a tenth of USA could occupy and hold the USA. Its obviously supposed to be China but theyre too pussy
Uh oh we're in troubleSomethings come along and it's burst out bubbleUh oh we're in troubleGotta get home quick march on the double
>>225831680Go ask them directly instead of cowering on your bus like the scared little povvo you are
>>225831697done him
>>225831650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNEuymn9LY
>>225831697I'm in work
>>225831666you can’t jailbreak ps5
>>225831710it's been broken for weeks courtesy of claude
Rile up the neighbourhood dogsKnock over poppy donation boxesScream in the faces of children in prams
>>225831625my entire city died within two weeks of receiving it
i have a 36 year old catberg
>>225831722Steve you're on a mad one
>>225831693nah norks were full on promising nuclear war 2009-2011southpark guys did that whole puppet movie about kim jong iljust had to suspend disbelief for the game cause it made for a cool story as troublesome as this may be for autists such as yourself
>>225831726He must have a lot of wisdom in his whiskers
>>225831730you do not have a 36 year old cat
>>225831745Correct I do not
>>225831745replied to the wrong post, haven't you? eh? fucking wally.
Shan’t be playing the new WoWShan’t be playing the new GTALost the ability to find joy in it
time is so good feel like pure shit heads all messed upthen time passes then ok amazing stuff so long as you don't kill yourself off for a snack now
Once my S21 finally packs in it's going to be a cheap Pixel and graphene OS for me
>>225831782this is what all those hebrew types were trying to interpret
Rorke remarking that Italian plumbers in fact cannot jump through green pipes and shoot fireballs
beef or chicken?
>>225831755>>225831769embarrassing stuff thisgood thing time exists
>>225831772have barely touched a video game in over a decade but gta 6 is giving me a boner
>>225831779Expect I'll migrate over to graphene immediately before they stop it working with any of the apps I require to live and have to move back to the jewgle system
aliens are going to fly down to earth, take out their rayguns, zap me in the cock, then fly away
>>225831720Not the new version
>>225831733Wasnt a cool story though
>>225831779Pixel 10 is last to support it New motorolas will
>>225831792used to eat this often as a childbeef spread butties yummy happy days
>>225831726you do not have a 36 year old cat
>>225831779aren't they making it so anyone not on IOS or stock android won't be able to use banking apps and shit?
I've asked a woman on Bumble out for a date for only the second time.Last time I did it was 1 year ago with a different woman and she said she maybe but was busy and nothing ever happened.This one is a few years older than me and she seems nice but I worry I might have asked her too early. I really don't know when you're meant to ask. We matched a few days ago and exchanged a few messages so I just went for it. People say you shouldn't wait too long.I hate how none of this stuff comes naturally to me. Or how you're not taught how to flirt.
>>225831837do too
>>225831845>maybe but was busythat means no
>>225831840They've been doing this for years
>>225831869She agreed but said she was busy with work.Really don't get why these women even bother matching if they have no intention of responding or going on a date.
>>225831792Sandwich spread for me
>>225831893>She agreed but said she was busy with work.
thinking of tummies
>>225831893Women have no shortage of potential partners for the most part, they just collect them all and then select the best one when the time comes.
right where is it
>>225831893if they say they're busy and don't offer an alternative time that means they're not interested>Really don't get why these women even bother matching if they have no intention of responding or going on a date.getting matches boosts egofor a lot of them just chatting with random strangers is funand as long as they have a few on the line they can get a date and/or a shag any time they feel like it
>>225831941The poo?
>>225831893It's an ego thing.
is cyberpunk good for £15
>>225831845girls don't usually like to be kept waitingthey say you're meant to be too eager but they actually love it when you're keen to see them
>>225831965it's alright. really pretty world but nothing to do in it
>>225831893had a woman agree to go out and she even volunteered a specific day she'd be free, only to ghost me and later say she was busyI get not wanting to reject someone outright and just make up an excuse but the clear yes then offering a time only to do that baffles me
>>225831980so no then
>>225831893women don't really have empathy, theyre sort of evil if you think about it
>>225831845>actually getting matches on bumblefuck off chad i've been on there 3 weeks in london and not had a single match and only one like lmao
>>225831965Yes it's a good game, even better with the DLC. You can easily get 100+ hours out of it
new >>225832046>>225832046>>225832046
>>225831893
>>225832062>second highest response is "other"hmmm