1979 edition
>>225828378Billy Corgan wants to be the one doing toe wounding
Homer Simpson smiling politely
>>225827200Was that just a passer by?
>toe wounding
>>225828390spelling mistake. it's over
Well? Personally I’m happy to be replaced as long as they wear their poppies
>>225828394It was very obviously someone in on the bit, you can see him smiling and looking at the camera before she even throws it
feel like there are a lot more train collisions these days than what there used to be
>>225828394how would anyone here know?
>>225828405>no woke Palestine poppyGood lads
>>225828405To be fair these ones probably have parents that want to keep them from being roadmen on the street and will actually raise them properly and punish them when they behave badly. Probably nice lads with a good work ethic.
>>225828405get them sent to the ukraine if they love the war so much
>>225828420all the incompetent bames working in infrastructure
>>225828426Erm because they actual saw the whole video?
>>225828405hand them a plane ticket
Right well I've checked in on the automated upgrades I ran last night and they seem to have gone fine, updated the documentation and set some more to go off tonight. Think that's me done with toil for the day.
>>225828439you're a retard
>>225828455Kys
>>225828432oh that’s alright then, it’s okay we get replaced just as long as it’s done by nice lads with good work ethic. Nigel is that you?
>>225828452have you tried turning it on and off again
>>225828451oh dont like thisthats a bit offensive isnt it?no need
>>225828437 Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
>>225828451Hot Chocolate TWAT
>>225828451ai generated shite
>>225828497not likelythey sell these on Amazon
>King acknowledges 'suffering of the past' as Caribbean tour beginshow many more times does he need to give this exact same speech?
Morning ladsGot a fresh mug of coffeeReady to face the day
Everything I not like is AI
if i leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?
>>225828451omds
>>225828517Basically until he wanks them personally
>>225828465Would replace you in a heartbeat young man
>>225828517professional victims will never stop
morning all
>>225828451actually screaming
>>225828378i say this
>>225828522Shut it creedence
There's bames and there's wogs. Big difference
>>225828451pepper DICK
>>225828541Is she a voicehon
Need to go upstairs and do poo toil
>>225828543he don't like it
>>225828544t. Jackie, 58, Hairdresser from Salisbury
>>225828555lord help me, I can't change
>>225828533wowwww the peaceful tolerant left strikes again
>>225828543lovely video clip x
We're all buying canisters with coarse language on them
>>225828543its actually ` wines-day ` as i will get a bottlewine later on
it was a better time
Stocked up on the essentials
any voicecels in? i'm decent looking, nothing wrong with my appearance, however i have an annoying nasally virgin voice that prevents me from ever shagging
>he loves it!
>>225828420In Spain especially I'm sure this is the third this year or something
>>225828614doesn't exist or david beckham would be incel
>>225828634fame + money > voice
when i play online games kids say i have the gay voice even though i am fully heterosexual just a shutin from a family of predominantly women (2 sisters)
>>225828609Nice stockpile this, will surely see you through storms Chloe and Dano
Right well that's 4 days of increasing my fiber intake and I still haven't had a poo yet, nary a fart at that
I need someone to explain to me why Martin "just put it all in a Cash ISA" Lewis is somehow pulling the strings in the upper echelons of government? This man isn't an economist he runs a website about how to get £2 off your food shop
>>225828451Quintessentially millennial
storm muhammed
>>225828648Get on the dulcolax lad, will empty you right out. Only thing that worked when I was deep in the opiatetoil
>>225828609m88888888....
>>225828648is your pendix ok
bowl of sultana bran for brekkie and colon is spotless by 2pm myself
Hatw it when I can't remember which song I wanted ti open the day with. I had something in my mind before I made the Jean-Michelle Jarre post.
i usually do one normal poo and then a few hours later diarrhea
>>225828680*pops in a SLUTana Bran canister*
thinking about futanarihmm
Dick Van Dyke getting old and going grey in 1971.
>>225828649He’s jewish
brit takes a hardline stance against racismnext time you see a racist post, show them the red card and send them to the naughty corner
Good morning team
>>225828721>money saving martinbit of a dodgy choice of name then
>>225828725good post this
Might rape someone
any toilers who will be be replaced by ai man in?
it has come to my attention that Rorke had you on the ropes playing fifa
rorke going to halloween dressed as a minecraft creeper
bulb has died in my car so i have an hour's walk to Halfords to buy a new one, then an hour's walk back, then 5-10 minutes scrambling about putting the thing in
>>225828762already been replaced, me
look at the end of the day I trust Martin Lewis I seen him on my telly box and so when I saw his head on an advert on Facebook I knew he had my best interest at heart when he said I should convert my entire savings into Bitcoin and google play vouchers thank you Martin x
>>225828787Could just drive there since it's not actually dark yet
>take public transitlmao
>>225828788yeah? learning to weld perhaps?
>>225828797it's an indicator light
>>225828800>In an average year, there are about 6.14 million police-reported car accidents in the United States, resulting in approximately 42,795 motor vehicle fatalities in 2022
>>225828826He's just better
>>225828816you'll make it to Halfords without being pulled over lad
The lower middle and prole class who consider the gimme gimme culture Mr Lewis has proliferated literally view him as a god figure who's word cannot be questioned
>>225828826raped the man
>>225828839i know but i've cursed far too many people in the past for not indicating, so i can't start doing it myself
>>225828405>uhhhm so you want to get rid of darkies? but who's gonna clean your toilet, bring you food, wash your feet, die in wars? ever thought about that??leftypol is psychotic
im about to scran a bombay badboy, or a 'mumbai madman' as leftypol insists on us calling it now
thinking functionally with haskell
should just blame the accident on jihadis. either people buy it or they can't do anything about it
>>225828866Virgin
>>225828866Use hand signals, arm straight out the window if you're going right, pointed up if you're going left. It's all in your highway code.
might try and find a dupe glitch for money irl sick of having to work
it's hard to read a book because i start thinking about other stuff and also it's too quiet
>>225828970get on the gambling
Cronem
>>225828970rich people do this all the time i think
>>225828988it gets easier
>>225828993Staked 10,000 doesn’t mean won 10,000
Maf how much emotion Mice on Venus can evoke in me
bend toward to the light
Shartin Poowis really
consider the eastern pygmy possum
Want to go for a run but know I have to extensively stretch beforehand and for some reason that's a real barrier to overcome
reminder to do for a record number of wanks in november to stave off the prostate cancer
the listen
>>225828993Kek is that it, is what these anti addiction mechanisms these company's are always bragging about?
>>225828451Who on earth is buying this crap? Is it funny beyond the first hour? You want to display these at home for the rest of your life
Just seen a virgin sticking his hand out the window to indicateYou're not on your spacker cycle now pal!!!
>>225829081lol enjoy these shitty rodent type things
>>225829123yeah didn't attempt to stop me spinning on roulette at any point just sent me an email afterwards
>>225829117mental how the album of the millennium was released in 2000 got nothing to look forward to now
>>225828728Any updates on the fence?
Happy hump day!
>>225829158possums are marsupials
>>225829186james blunt's got a new one out next month mate
>>225829081I will, thanks
sup oonie
>>225829186not even the best linkin park album
>>225829196is that why he's gone on the traitors
>>225829195You're a marsupial
>>225828089nice big breasts and reminds me of my friends' fit gf so i support
>>225829243what about your own fit gf :-(
I'm definitely unwell judging by the amount of diarrhea ive been having
>>225829260not such entity exists :/
>>225829261any other symptoms?
>>225829278pooey twant
>>225829282sneezing, lack of hunger
>>225829089stretching before is a meme just walk for 5-10 mins to warm up
>>225829278Ooh dear, it's poo deer!
minimum wage rise is a bad thing no idea why mongs celebrate it, all it means is the middle class get squeezed even more as service costs go up to cover we need to increase tax thresholds not wages, this just makes everyone worse off (including the mongs getting the rise)
>>225829293probably a stomach flu, you'll be fine x
>>225829327nigga you need a job
>>225829320sounds like it got a rise out of you
Got pink eye or some strange tear duct dermatitis thing so I gave my pillows a good wash.
i think the reason people are so attached to their cars is because it keeps them busy, like pointlessly productive, even if it's just sitting in traffic it's more distracting than sitting at home and makes the day pass without sitting with discomfort and questioning the emptiness of their lives.
>>225828582if he don't like it he leavehe like it
>>225829231climb into my pouch nigga
WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP guess how many miles the earth's circumference is
fucked my life up beyond belief
slept in a way so that my index finger was bent back and the knuckle is aching so much
>>225828993can’t even gamble without the woke being up your arse about it
not shit in a week
>>22582938624,000
>>225829298nigga I know my own body and if I run a 5k without stretching I'm fucked up for days
it's almost GRINCHED.com season
>>225829386fifteen thousand!
>>22582938612 500 or so I think
>>225829405goated /brit/ meme
>>225829348Shame I just went and farted on them immediately after
>>2258293863.14 x 360 so like 1500 give or take
>>225829404pussy
>>225829412just looked it up and now im embarrassed
kitties got the moves
>>225829413
>>225829405dont like this
got every detail of the ol' 'cide planned out nowit needs to be absolutely clear that it wasn't an impulsive decision
>>225829433
>>225829405pov: my wiily
>>225829413I don't care if these runts have practiced their synchronised dancing I'm not giving them any fucking money. Get out of my way parasites!
2010 those were the days
ai must have the complete wrong end of the stick about cats
>>225829448
>>225829455AI isn't anything more than a load of numbers in a matrix, it can't understand reality
women are fucking mad
>>225829476Can't understand cats either apparently
>>225829464dunelm gozaimasu
>>225829481not allowed long hair past a certain point its not 'age appropriate'
>>225829481stroke? poor girl
>>225829476Based, never let them think AI is an actual mind.
ロリ
throwing out a trivia question then ghosting everyone who answered is a pretty good gimmick
>>225829481genuinely wouldn't recongise hermad what she did she was nevr a looker butr she looks worse now lol
ano
>>225829481My favourite film of her is that one where she gets gaslit on the spacestation
>>225829362think a lot of people know their lives are meaningless but they dont know what to do about it
Wonder if the economy is actually going to entirely collapse and everyone will lose their jobs and mass unemployment and rioting in the streets or if everything will just continue to slowly get worse forever with no major happenings
alert the local newspapers immediately: woman gets older as time passes
>>225829481just bog my shit up brother
>>225829481mad gets thrown around a lot here but that is mad. mental even
How is Eugenia Cooney still alive
>>225829513She had a cute butthole thoughbeit. Those fappening days were crazy
>>225829519wasn't it a generational ship
>>225829543omg link
Guarantee I'm the only one here who can name the capital cities of the former soviet central Asian republics without looking it up
>>225829542plot twist: her family had famine surviving genes
>>225829548ok
>>225829546Yeah whatever the one with crishtopher prattison
>>225829509this isnt a game show mate im not bradley walsh handing out prizes
>>225829548probably but when are you ever going to need that information
>>225829539even the bug-eyed lady got sucked up noooooooooooo
>>225829362>>225829522feel this way about a lot of things people do tbqhthe orta person who goes to the shop for the sake of going to the shopdont you want 1 hour of time spent on your hobbies etc instead lol
>>225829542eats just enough to stay alive. pretty obvious really mate
This book made me feel two things: an incredible sadness for the state of the human race, and a fear of ever allowing my children to use the internet.The main character required extensive psychiatric help but was enabled to lead a decrepit and unhealthy existence. He consumed garbage food and trash entertainment, and his life became exactly that. It pains me to know that humans behave in the manner described in these pages.
>>225829548very cool mate
>>225829574ktim
>>225829574blud reading his own biography
fucked everything up award
>>225829547How would I link to the files on my external hdd? Think for a second you ridiculous sausage
never heard a pinkpamtheress song what ones good
>>225829613she should do a half time show where she sucks my willy ok !!
>>225829625f scr
>>225829624illegal
>>225829624all of them!!
higgs bosnom pastricle
>>225829610they give trophies out for anything these days
>>225829522well you dont get to the bottom of that while vaping and fidgeting
>>225829640scr
Me? Mostly listen to Japanese anime opening music
>>225829609how so?
>>225829681we need to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSDIaaRC3jc
>>225829681ok
imagine if you got heartbroken by a famous person and had to see them everywhere all the time
>>225829633ah ok interesting! that wasnt my personal cup of tea but she does look funny
>>225829522why does life need meaning why can't you just enjoy living
>>225829681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUU_VKLXzRQ
>>225829708surprised you don't like her you sound proper bent
>>225829699Great opening. Probably my second favourite after this absolute tunehttps://youtu.be/5emM3JGI5JA?si=qdQRZ4pSpY37-l1YProbably my most listened to song of all time
closeup when she licks her way up from my arsehole to the tip of my cock
>>225829614muppet
>>225829710because most of it isnt very enjoyable for most people, especially as you get older
ffs just let them in rorkethe NHS
>>225829720we dont all have the same music tastes
second biggest chud opinion of mine is that women shouldn’t have political positions, no matter how low or high that position is which leads to my biggest chud opinion which is women shouldn’t be in the workforce outside of nursing
women should suck me winner
>>225829569 if you sit with the discomfort maybe you never reach the root of it maybe it;s never resolved but at the very least that's time spent not on burning gas or destroying your brain with substances because every distraction is wasteful and destructive
>>225829745alhamdulillah
>>225829745base
>>225829745Actual 'sheed mong fucking hell
got the frasier on
Toil in 55 minutes team
>>225829681nonce
Get the matgeeks posted
>>225829745come on what's your biggest chud opinion then you're dying to tell us
>>225829569Most people don't have hobbies. They will either tell you straight up or will lie and say pointless shite like travelling or exercise because they're too ashamed to admit they do nothing besides sitting in front of the tv brainlessly watching whatever muck gets delivered to them
>>225829745can tell you've never had a jobnor a girlfriendnor really ever left the house
>>225829774>>225829785not wrong though am i, and i am very white btw
>>225829805i've been on the apps (doing terribly) for the first time in my life and it's shocking how so many women's interests seem to be traveling and coffee, even alcohol or food in general is slightly eccentric
>>225829804it’s right there mate second row >>225829807i have all of those things
>>225829804alri reading comprehension lad
>>225829825get them pumped
>>225829804retard
inbetweeners gay porn parody
>>225829745and your biggest leftypol opinion?
>>225829827"sure"
been unemployed for almost a year and gotten an online interview for a care home dunno if i should go for it though because i hear horror stories about working in them
>>225829805you dont discover anything new about yourself without being bored . there are no discrete objects in the world without the emptiness between them
still laughing about the horseradish incident yesterday
>>225829851are you a bame?will you become a carebame?will you beat the old people?
>>225829832i wish mateover 3 weeks on the appshad 0 conversations responded toonly 3 matchesand only 9 likesdespite being on hinge tinder bumble and breeze everydayfucking shit
you were all baited by my new gimmick of reading the first sentence of a post then replying
>>225829847don’t know, actuallybig banks bad? >>225829848posted her arse here some years ago, posted toil photos in the last thread yes it is true
>>225829745>women shouldn’t be in the workforce outside of nursingwhat about hairdressers, fashion shops, travel shops etc cant see men rushing to fill those positions
>>225829851if you have the oppurtunity to do literally anything else you should do that instead
>>225829808Yes this is the kind of retarded shite you hear on podcastsThere's no evidence women are worse politicians than men. They're all terribleIt's also arbitrary saying women shouldn't work. What the fuck are you going to do to stop a woman from working? Why should she care what you think?Abdulfucking karim from malmo ah position
lots of good threads on the board today
>>225829851lmao big mistake my guy
>>225829867thats not a new gimmick, leftypol's been doing it for years
It's hard to express how bullish I am on Australia. I just feel so good about it. There are dark clouds on the horizon, but right now it's making big progress on all the intractable problems that most Western countries can't take on.
>>225829851you get used to itthe key to surviving in that kind of job is being able to decline shifts if you want and what prevents that is having too many outgoings like debts or a big family
>>225829871suppose we’ll make exceptions >>225829877didn’t read any of that ok
>>225829863im white but have no experience with old people (all my grandparents died early) except for walking my old neighbours dog and she would send me aggressive voicenotes whenever i returned the dog when she was sleeping>>225829872>>225829883its my first interview in months and my parents are getting very mad at me for being unemployed so idk also im 22 with little experience so not much is open to me
>>225829893mad how the reality was worse
>>225829894its just the best country in the world no offence
Right well that's the certified red team operator course content bloody well completed Time for the exam
>>225828437bames?
Anime is for shaggers, known fact
>>225829870"sure"
care bames
>>225829848Why is that not believable?
>>225829935diego is a very bitter individual
>>225829935cos of how incellius he comes across here
cor
>>225829935i think it’s projection tbqh
Anybody had to put their heating on yet
>>225829877>no evidence women are worse politiciansexcept for when they cry
ok do i tell my parents about this care job interview or not and decline it without telling them
Might quit my decently paid low stress IT job and get a job in the local pie factory making pies
incelliarmas
>>225829958im refraining until november
>>225829894>>225829906UK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
>>225829958Has been coming on regularly for nearly a month. I had it set to 20 over the summer but have bumped it to 21 now as have been feeling the chill, sometimes I treat myself to a temporary boost to 22. Not sure why I'd sit in the cold and suffer when I can afford to heat the house
>>225829958yup did this morningit isn't even that cold atm compared to a few days ago but i was getting bored with waking up in a cold room
>>225829979>UK is 83% whitedyrbi
>>225829942mate you’d call your dad an incel if you disagreed with him grow up
>>225829901hyper runt
>>225829963Not sure how to tell you this mate but none of us give a single flying fuck what you do
>>225829995project on
>>225830013need advice i have no friends to ask
New>>225830005
>>225829320the other thing to consider is what proportion of minimum wage workers are already state-subsidised in the most expensive aspects of life (housing being the main one for expense and quality of life)if housing wasn't treated as a financial instrument, and immigration wasn't used to suppress natural wage growth and inflate housing prices, more people with lower and even average incomes could feel more secure without as much wage growtha tinfoil perspective on this is that the fabian goal is to make working people's wages meaningless and make having a decent QOL be dependent on whether you get bennies/UBI.
>>225829995i dont think he talks to his father much
Getting my dad on the phone just to call him an incel and then hanging up and ignoring his calls and confused messages
rorke hasn't changed his bed sheets since the black pussy
>>225830034lmao
>>225829825Most people are like that, men too. Videogames and sports.
>>225830074partially agreeand i suspect these women are interested in more than just travel and coffee but that's how it comes across in a lot of their profiles
>>225829745Women are extremely good in local things. The archetypal bossy woman that people complain about but shes the one who's actually organised the bake sale or village fête
