ballon d'or edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aby5m8vr-x0
>>225795019well, we can check him off the list!F
ballon b'ore
Carly Rae Jepsen revealed she named her newborn son, Ilya, after a major character in the hit gay hockey romance series 'Heated Rivalry.'
>>225795031>an Irishman wearing a poppyMental illness
are buzzballz good
The White Race.
Mmmm energy drinks
being named after somebody or something makes you a life cuck
mousey's wife
thinking about turning into a rentboy for couples
an historic edition
wank then bed for me
>>225795053literally me when i get done on /brit/
>>225795031sir king 'arry luv it
>>225795077No it doesn't, that isn't a thing and you won't make it a thing. Grow up.
>>225795081mental eyes
>>225795081you can melt down over everything
please use my thread this isn't fair. it's my turn
>>225795053mousey meltdown
Need successful, well off and hard working woman to take care of me.
>>225795084who is this qt?
>>225795097caught a life cuckcan't even have a name for yourself
the addictive part of gambling is the anticipation, winning and losing doesn't really do much for the dopamine thats why slots are so addictive because its a constant barrage of anticipation spin after spin
>>225795068He's English, we don't do that 'I'm actually Irish' outside of resentful leftypol dumps like manchester and liverpool
we love sir Harry Kane here at /brit/
>>225795068how's he irish then
absolutely despise women
>>225795108Next thread is your thread
>>225795031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784LtrAO2oI
>>225795074get it saved rorke
yanks with 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% irish ancestry saying "tap ah da marnin"
>>225795087me when i get done on /brit/
This is the InfoWAR
>>225795117You aren't speaking in words you've invented, you're a speech cuck.
I watch splattercatgaming and glock9
someone post that one xeet about the son of the sod or it might have been a brost not a xeet
>>225795113makenna grace
was completely bladdered and fucked and sent hentai images onto the group chat and now I'm removed from the group chat
Sir Bobby Sands
:)It's saying this will help me find a gf
tonight at the gym, 4 zoomers climbed over the entry system and over a hole between the top of the wall and the ceiling to get free entry into a £25 a month gym
>>225795113michelle alter
serious question though what is a bbc swastika? and can you really use them for excavating and so forth?
>>225795164we are all of us, speech cucks
Kane's wife is sexy I like them meaty
>>225795184am i going mental or is the reflection wrong?
>>225795199the majestic Bad Dragon penis
>>225795213it's not wrongit's just at an angle
imagine caring about award shows
>>225795200meanwhile you paid and displayed like a chump
poo willies
>>225795213ai
Fuck sake Guess it's saying prompts are rejected and adding them anyway. Much to think about with that one It's giving 'white girl energy'
>someone post that one xeet about the son of the sod or it might have been a brost not a xeet
womp womp unc
>>225795243next time just type it in a notepad document or something
this scene is way too funny
the ceiling mould changed him
ChineseGPT
>>225795243Ok and why are your life goals written on a biscuit tin?
>>225795273should i wank to this
fivehundredcigarettes
(8) With all the courage of a lion, to reconcile usTo live every night in the momentAnd fight every fear in the momentWith all the courage of a lion, to reconcile us'Cause I'm falling back to, falling back toFalling back to love (8)
full factory reset of mouseys brain needed pronto
>>225795279Manifestation
>On Saturday night, AC Milan v Inter Milan is going to be on BBC2not being woke, that's weird init
>>225795284this is our mantra. this is our motto.
>>225795031
greek woman at my work whove ive been texting and flirting with messaged me that she should have told me earlier but that there's no chance of us being together and that it won't workdidn't explain why but i suspect its because her father and brothers wouldn't approvethats my cope anyway at least
>>225795307Serie A fell off
Omar to win
Are chia seeds good for you? I bought some
the pain of a million enslaved negroes in america amounts to a small fraction of 10 minutes in my life
I have been pondering on the thing about not having to say everything all of the time, aka being quiet. I'm still gonna keep saying [(legal age)], though. You're mad because I've got soul, fire, personality
>>225795331she’s turkish cock only
I hurt my back. Spinal.
>>225795331"Are you still gonna suck it?"
>>225795279>>225795284>>225795291Prompt: Using a rectangular collector’s tin, fill both sides with objects that are uniquely me, based only on what you know about me, and paint it with my favorite color.Ask your AI about it and make your own tin
>>225795329This just inspired me if I ever get married I'm having a Ballon d'Or themed wedding oh my days that would be sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSa1zsPcj8w
Boring thread so far
>>225795331Ah yes...ego
30 in 3 weeksneed to have my first kiss before then or I'll look like a right twat
When you wake up tomorrow you will be one day closer to gta 6
>Ballon d'Or
>>225795401really don’t care. looks shit and woke
>This just inspired me if I ever get married I'm having a Ballon d'Or themed wedding oh my days that would be sick
>>225795406yeah your language is very gay
mad how i'm black :/
>>225795406What's d' suffix and also or suffix? What's -"or"
>pele had zero ballon dorsHOOWLING
>>225795423bimbo d'orange
>>225795423screaming sent that deano mong flying
>>225795423
Some fat cunt just ordered maccy D's to my address using my own fucking debit cardNot on!!!!!!!!
>>225795434bbc with a timestamp
>>225795441of goldit means "testicle of gold"
>>225795420how so
>>225795386>MLP event>but sex pest freak nonces arent alloweduh... but... huh?
balloon door
Gold is Au?
jewish girl magic
>>225795441d' = of ballon = ballor = goldballon d'or = ball of goldfrogs love conjuncting words c'est pathetique
balloon d'poo
>>225795466do you want to get beaten up?
never in my life seen a good post with an iphone file name
>>225795329harry smiles like a south park character
d'ballor
>>225795441or = goldd' = when the next word starts with a vowel, instead of using 'de' you use d'
>>225795401cannot fucking wait mate
all i want is my life to be vastly improved in every conceivable waythat too much to ask?
>>225795478She had a non Jew boyfriend and her parents hated it and kept telling Ethan and Hila to set her up with a Jew
>>225795478>Belly button not shownLiterally raging at this
>>225795483>>225795498Oh it's the dancing
>>225795478get some help
how to find job 2026 uk
>>225795511yh :/
rorke trying to kick the balloon d'or and getting a huge welt on his big toe like a cartoon
>>225795478People keep making fun of her appearance but I think she's quite pretty
I don't think i could give less of a fuck about the h3 podcast even if i tried my hardest. I thought most people shared my feelings, seems i was wrong.
Bollocks in the Door
>>225795511Manifest it
je'w a'dore
>>2257955371) be a black lesbian islam
>>225795559linkboard not imageboard... *taps toes*
>>225795551what if one of the guests had a bbc?
>>225795573Hello Canadian
Frere jacquesFrere jacquesDormez vous?Dormes vous?
>>225795573Post s video of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WGn7-7caw8
C'est beau le bourgeoisie
it's all sex sex sex with you lot isn't it
NEW: Andy Burnham has announced five "everyday fixes" ahead of the Budget 1. Carer's Allowance will be changed so carers no longer lose their entire benefit when they earn over the limit - instead, their support will reduce by £1 for every extra £1 they earn2. Import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households up to £21 on their food shop a year3. Tax-free mileage rates for workers using their own cars will be made permanent at 55p per mile for the first 10,000 miles, with the rate for additional miles rising from 25p to 35p4. Parental pay will be extended to over 150,000 more parents a year, including self-employed fathers and partners5. Hundreds more Post Office drop boxes will be rolled out to save people queueing at branches
>>225795551they worships retarded american ecelebs, even bulgarflag listens to our fat slobbering retards. Was talking to someone who defended being a Tim Dillon listener, that guys voice is like nails on a chalkboard, if the CIA forced me to watch him I would break in an hour. This is a failed normie general
>>225795612Yes
>>225795612Actually I'm a virgin
I deserve to be beaten for being ugly
>>2257956354 day work week too much to ask Andy?
mexicans are very concerned about the white race going extinct
why aren't women kinky at allI'm not even saying I like femdom, it's just they think wild is saying they like a bloke being dominantMeanwhile you ask a bloke what he's into and it's a complete roulette wheel of degeneracy
got a sensitive tooth and it's going owie :(
>>225795635Ok but why do they keep banning porn stuff
Give Emma Watson gf.
um
>>225795665The average British male (circa 1915)
when did women start growing bollocks?
>>225795653theyre beings of primal instinct for the most part at least
still chuckle to myself about the pumpkin joke from a few days ago
right well
>>225795677HELLO CANADIAN
>>225795665why do so many trannies have that cagenot a fan of it myself, prefer the ones where you can still see their knob at least
>>225795664it all stems from the adolescence Netflix show not even joking
Despondent to it
literally just woke up from a dream where I was posting here ffsneed to leave
>>225795053Why's he so upset and why can a random person mute the chat?
>>225795682pretty sure brazil invented that
>>225795701hello `nigga`
Happy birthday Adolf Hitler
>>225795712It exists, therefore I am
>>225795724i dont want to play with you anymore...
>>225795611Niquer ton cul procure énormément de plaisir à ma bite :)
>>225795478she looks insanely stereotypically jewish, if you drew her you'd get arrested for hate crime
>>225795735Based
>>225795635Don't give a shit mate. Stop the boats and reverse the Boriswave. Everything else is meaningless.
>>225795745You would. I wouldn't, I live in America.
>>225795718i think it means hes going afk because hes being roasted but the show writers dont know the terms
90% of the boriswave were Ukrainian war refugees
https://www.tnaflix.com/blonde-porn/Gemma-Louise-A-Schoolgirl-In-The-Library-Gemma-A/video11515884
cousin spent 7 and a half hours playing playstation yesterday but he played football in the morning so it's fine
>Stop the boatsLiteral cattle
>>225795440daring
auslads are you alri
>>225795787get it on the fourth plinth
willy's small
>[Deleted]What was it?
have an urge to go maccies but the weather is so bad
can't even imagine all the cringey messages of dudes asking you out as a girl every dayyou would grow so tired and belligerent towards menwhy wouldn't you reserve yourself for the top percentage of men
>>225795829a gayporn lifer twerking his nigga arse
remember that film where matthew mcconaughey played a straight man who got aids and became an aids campaigner?the actual person he was based on was bisexual and regularly shagged men
bump pls>>225795288>>225795288>>225795288
I'VE NO WILLY
Bradley Walsh is...
>>225795833whoops didnt mean to be on an aussie flag
>>225795851Do you have a...
I have no willy and I must cum
historic day and hopefully one step closer to the end of times
>>225795837Was saying this here the other day.Imagine having to deal with performative males, blokes without a shread of honesty in their being who are willing to do and say anything to get a crumb of pussy, it's fucking pathetic.
Benedcit Cucumberpatch
Phone turning off it's charge 2% earlier than before now
>>225795889Can't stop the harry kane
>>225795874willy? no, he just said sdo
>>225795889he's a class act that harry
>Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% in JanuaryYay
thinking about the raped
ladslocal hairdresser charges £23 for a haircuthow frequently do you get yours done?If I did once a quarter, that's 100 quid a year on fucking haircuts can't stomach it desu
I will rn literally rn take my trousers off
My-Eggs Benedict
>>225795478corr whos diss
Think I just witnessed the cringiest post ever
>>225795962Me?
they patched the Asda method before I got to do it now I have to pay full price for mw4
Leftyrorke seething
>>225795944£15 every fortnightits a turkish place but i rarely have to wait long and he does a decent job every time
>>225795944If you don't like it buy an electric razor and do a buzz cut
letting another man cut your hair is the epitome of being cucked
Adolf Hitler... Rockstar Vibes..
>30 quid a month to look like a benderHaven't had a cut in over a year, going to the barbers Thursday to get my yearly cut
>>225795983fortnight?you spend £390/year on fucking hair? you micah richards?that's insanity lad.INSANITY.
>>225795999nth for the.. gyaldem?
Hahaha having weird chest pain sensations again haha
i just shave my head with a pair of clippers like demi moore in g.i. jane
Mummy cuts my hair so I'm not funding THEM
>>225795999Wish he would've reproduced instead but digits checkdWould've made very fit daughters
>>225796024have a nice relaxing burger to calm down
We've gotta admit, Clavicular is the person of 2026.
>>225795999Lord help us
>>225795999rorke's sister
I stopped going to the barbers during covid when they were closed then I just lost all my confidence now I rarely leave the house because I’m so scared of being outside
Your dasher Aboubacar is nearby
Got fit and got a gf and probably made my life worse than it's ever been I'm just in damage control
>>225796072Take my hand, we'll go together
Daughter(s) would've been so fit that if they did their ONE job and be skinny they might've passed and then you have that status to fuel the fire
>>225796054You're the virgin of the thread
>>225796054when incels were using this word 10 years ago no one caredonly until chad introduced it to the normies does the millenials and gen x latch onto it and think it's cool to useincels run the world
came back from a weekend away from the smelly flat and now i can actually smell it
footballer James McClean has said he “more than likely” would have joined the IRA if he was born earlier.
>In medieval England, a rural laborer working for a standard daily wage of about 1 penny could buy a basic unit loaf (like a farthing or halfpenny loaf) in roughly a quarter to half of a single day’s work (about 2 to 4 hours).>in 1971, a typical full-time man's weekly pay in the UK could buy about 330 loaves of bread>Today in the UK, a typical full-time worker's weekly pay buys roughly 585 loaves a week (with bread averaging around £1.40 and modern wages scaled up significantly since 1971)
We're all born male, but women have their penises fall off when they reach 5
>>225796090doubt it the competition is pretty fierce
BBC gave £400,000 to Jew who worked for them, because she complained that she heard people criticise Zionism and Israel at work (the BBC calls this racist and anti-semitic)Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crwydxw0we8yo
>>225796104Yeah but they didn't work Christmas in ancient times
>>225795999is that frohickie off x-files then?
goodness he’s small
Haven't had bread in years I miss it so much
>>225796138Vile, evil lies
The modern world is lush. Just had a boat jaundicedem drop one of a log of 'baccy
aff tae bed
>>225796105No I think it just grows inwards, because the Y chromosome is shorter o algorithm (and it terminates early and so doesn't invaginate. InVAGinate!) shrimple put I guess you could say it... Leaves M1 (cell multiplying) status and then terminates! Maybe you could
could save about £100 a year if i bought energy drinks in big multipacks
>>225796149say that again?!
>>225796147Never met anyone who wasn't a white broccoli haired gen z who uses that shit
>>225796146You're wrong I'm not lying I gave up bread
>>225796134louis theroux sed he has hilter-level oratorial skills
Solve this rebus puzzle:emic mcie icem
Yandhi would have changed the world damn
>>225796161could save more than that if you stopped drinking energy drinks and gained a clue x
>>225796169Insult to Hitler
>>225795889hes a good lad
>>225795944£25last time was 3 years ago
Sir Clue Gainer
>>225796105Hm actually it isn't the Y chromosome is smaller. It's the sex determining region gene on the Y chromosome, which the X chromosome doesn't have I knew about the testosterone thing, or am still mixed up with that happening later (from the pituary?) and was mixed up specifically with the Y Vs X chromosome from my post before. Corrected tho
>>225796172three blind mice
we were born in the wrong era weren't wewe're living in hell now
can't grow facial hair
Eating a fake twix in bed I'm genuinely fucked
Sir BAME Barmer
>>225796183dont want to ok
your mum's got riley reid-level oral skills
>>225796207No that would be mce mce mce
>>225796134hes got some stones on him tbf
>>225796183You know, I could save money by buying separate nuts and mixing them at home.
>>225796227Stop watching porn
well said jez
I mean during puberty btw I watched a jar video where he showed some bugs and stuff in a jar multiplying (from one bug) and that genetic Doherty is driven by mistakes that happen when the chromosomes (unraveled and like as an X shape) called chromates o algo mix together. This benefits the lower life forms. These reproduce using miosis
>>225796215You'd rather be a British subject than British citizen?
Would be a millionaire right now if I wasn't addicted to jam doughnuts
>>225796229whats the answer then smartarse
Hypothalamus starting the cascade could be remembered as Hypogonadal is the testesSo hypothalamus releases gonadal stimulating hormone I'll pause
think after years of everything being fake and gay my brain just automatically assumes anything more than 2 paragraphs long is a lieunfortunately dont know if brainberg is wrong either
mouseys off his meds again
Need to stop wanking to burds on Vinted
Hypothalamus supersayian
>>225796265Three fucked up wee mouses
>>225796289uh mate..
>>225796247And I want to say before I Google it that this is X bridge linkage btw>>225796283Why? Are you just being Reddit and boring? Is this why you make yourself as boring as you can? Milquetoast even?
thoughts on walkers salt and vinegar
What legal substances can make you fall asleep
>>225796216kahteemersss but my arse is hairy as hell
a mcdonalds burger isnt really a burger its "food" in the shape of a burger
Erm what goes and makes a vagina thenIs it the balls
Should just buy the £500 headphones Too scared of spending money
>>225796321A knuckle sandwich from me
>>225796326The treachery of categories
>>225796337yeah do it
>>225795999so fit
de BOMB BLAST
>>225796321Melatonin and there's 0 risk other than serotonin syndrome if you're mentally or physically ill (ask a doctor) or an old man
>Microsoft offers buyouts to 60,000 staff>Employees in the US, Canada, UK and India who work in certain divisions and are at the vice-president level or below will be eligible to apply for severance packages, according to a memo from chief people officer Amy Coleman on Monday.>Microsoft plans to spend hundreds of billions of dollars on AI.well that can't be good
>>225796337No get some Samsung 280s
>>225796321reading your postsnahh just kidding honestly that wasnt nice, just needed to pick on someone for no reason, sorry for that
Or warm milk :)Also melatonin is illegal in the UK, OTC or I think drug cat C
>>225796321beer and a chaser of clear spirits
>>225796364I'm mentally and physically ill idk if I can take it with my snri>>225796370:( I'll leave
>>225796335Your parents
might smoke some cart weed
I'll sleep when I'm dead
>>225796378POM*Not OTC lol that's legal >>225796383Ask your psychiatrist about taking it on your SSRIs
warm milk and expired milkshake powder is the drink of kings
>>225796403>>225796403>>225796403
>>225796400>Powdered food can ever go off Reminder that you can drink that shit with water for free carbs o algo, so it's perfect for stockpiling tooSo are can openers (2) and plastic forks
