Sir Robert Walpole edition
had enough
sir fat cunt
looking like scotland is gonna be utterly jeetified like canadafucked up
>>225796419scr
Dudes bro ITLT is hitting that Benjamin blinker aha~~~
What's the song that goes la la la lubudim dududer fun dum
>>22579642600:16 ona Tuesday btw
every time i laugh or smile im instantly hit with a feeling of futility
WAKE UP YOU CUNTS
the prospective cop
What's the point of $500 headphones>>225796474Needs CBT
In short the Y chromosome only serves one purpose.It contains the SRY gene, which when activated in the fetus, releases some kind of signal to the pregnant mother to release testosterone into the womb in various stages to masculinize the fetus.That's the sole job of the Y chromosome, hence so long as the SRY gene is preserved it doesn't matter if it shrinks.If this process fails then the baby ends up either female or intersex depending on whether it was a complete or partial failure.In fact it's estimated maybe one in 10,000 women have XY chromosomes but ended up as women because the SRY gene failed to activate.It's also suspected transgenderism is due to insufficient masculinzation of the brain during fetal development due to failure in this process, since male and female brains have slightly different structures.
>>225796403mad how he isn't even the first PM but everyone just calls him the first for some reasonPM didn't even exist back then, he was first lord and there were hundreds before Walpole
>>225796452yeah
IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT
>>225796491No way it must have another job than that Maybe something to do with the hypothalamus, which does it again in puberty
sir john poo
https://youtu.be/O5_GxRi9jKM
Why is Britain the only place in the world where the south is richer than the north
Yeah I'm wanking to burds on Vinted
>>225796524Wow you are literally him
>>225796510Nope sorry
>>225796491shut up you woke prick
>>225796543I just Googled it and it said you're wrong...I also gained some understanding of why the news is saying that the Y chromosome is going 'extinct' (it's feminisms fault)
YOU GO NIGHT NIGHT TIME MEESTA TEEM
How the fuck did Ferran Torres not win the d'or
>>225796532sweden
what was the name of that expired milk powder added to his rotten milk
>>225796574Angel delight, retard (you are not a true patriot)
never pleasured a woman
>>225796557>>225796561Science doesn't care about your feelings x
Drinking too much milk literally gave me depression and the psychic madness (in a bad way)
>>225796600you need to be indian to ever pleasure white women
>>225796607
>>225796600i have tried but not succeeded
so depressedso unhappyso tiredjust don't know what to do
Do you reckon Ethan's new gf gives good handjobs, blowjobs, sex?Do you reckon she's done anal with him? I don't think Hila is the type to do anal.
>>225796615It's real I'd try it again just to see how vitamin D supplements affects that but there's no time to get every disease
genuinely could not get my willy hard enough to stick it in her fannyit went all floppy the bastard
>>225796504look at the kind of stuff you can find with a casual search on google today. This man seems to have a facebook page dedicated to gruesome AI images of people in a British pub, every time with this same caption
>>225796640lol
It seems that Bibi tried to ask the IDF to invade Iran a few days ago to boost his election polling but they refused.
>>225796633That sucks but I hope you're not talking about me. If it's you then ED can have more causes than a physiological (physical) problem, and it could've been 'performance anxiety' for example. Alcohol and some other drugs can cause it too
As soon as my willy doesn't get hard or work properly I'm chopping it off
Update: The hemorrhoid started bleeding again when I pooed
you're all botsim the only real person here
>>225796681Ever thought about pushing it back in on video throughout today at all
its 44 celsius out
drinking some tea
>>225796640lovely how searching for literally anything nowadays has 80% of the results looking like this
I am war, help me kill
>>225796492mad how soon as a women (victoria) took the crown the monarchs lost all will to even lift a finger against the goverment and buaracrats
>>225796695No and it's an external one anyways
really should kms
>>225796701At this hour?
>>225796715Yeah you could push it back in though
sunny likes her new toy
>>225796716rare good /brit/ post
>>225796721You don't understand how it works or how painful it is
>>225796718yeim off work tomorrowplaying games all night ;3
i've a wobbly bottom and everyone laughs when i walk down the street
>>225796716
>>225796730That sucks that it's causing you pain. You can get creams for it tomorrow
What happens if you say the n word to ChatGPT
how can we do this
>>225796730Pop it with a pin
>>225796751circle of life innit...
>>225796730*kisses it better*
have a horrible runny nosejust one nostrilhorrible
>>225796751bacon sandwich tasty
why are normalfags always on edge it's like they're just waiting for an opportunity to be horrible to someone
>>225796751
this beautiful creature must diethis beautiful creature must die.....a death for my burger cause damn my cheeseburgeris yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoh oh oh bloody yummy
>>225796751because bacon and capocollo tastes so fucking good
>>225796747Creams don't fix it I've been posting about it for ages
>>225796750it changes personality and starts calling you bro and putting laughing emojis
Why doesn't the flag of UK have an elaborate coat of arms in its center? It looks better this way.
Apparently pork tastes a lot like human flash
>>225796772need to go to the doctor and they'll give it the snib snab
people aren't happy anymoreit's over
>because bacon and capocollo tastes so fucking good
You could just eat veggie sausages and veggie chicken nuggets But nooo, you like the death of poor cute animals don't you rorke?
>>225796764they spend 70% of their waking life scrolling through twitter and getting bombarded with fake shite that only exists to upset them
>>225796772Hm, cream resistant pilesWhat else you tried? Also I don't know about constantly bleeding where you poo
>>225796780We used to in Cromwell's time
We're going to turn it around tho
>>225796622play with your arse lad
>>225796796Only option left is the 'cide I reckon
>Abraham didn't eat pork>Moses didn't eat pork>David didn't eat pork>Jesus didn't eat pork>Muhammad didn't eat porkdo you seriously think you're more intelligent than all of them?
>>225796815Have you tried pushing it back in to see what would happen before you kill yourself Other anon might be right maybe get it laserd off
if you've ever seen meetup pictures of incels it's just a bunch of polite young menif you look at polygamists it's mostly ugly, obese freaks
>>225796793its not that i like their death but they must die for my sausage and mash potato and its a sacrifice im willing to make
>>225796821yes
>>225796821
>>225796821>Abraham>Moses>DavidThese is zero evidence these people ever existed >Jesus>MuhammadYes I am smarter than themThat said, I don't like animals to suffer or die for human consumption
>>225796821That's because pork would would perish and go rotten very quickly. We have these things called fridges these days
>>225796805It’s completely off-topic, but I’d like to lick the vagina of a British redhead woman.
enough is enuss
>>225796821yes, easilyyes im smarter than desert nomads that lived thousands of years and couldnt even read, in fact there are kids nowadays smarter than they were
I'm smarter than them because we have AI to Google the entire internet in less than 10 seconds for any question
>>225796858
>>225796853>or die for human consumptionhow else would we eat themalive?thats a bit harsh doebeit
>>225796852no idea why people post this shit on facebook with their real namesI guess they are just a bunch of tradespeoplebecause if I posted something like this I'd definitely get in trouble at work
>>225796853some are calling it the most reddit post ever
>>225796821i don't live in a pre industrial middle east where pork can be dangerous to eat
>>225796880Aww does babbies food and rent token dispenser make sure your Facebook posts aren't wronthink? Poor baby
>>225796884You think some bronze age mudhut dweller from 2000 years ago knows more than you?
>>225796898what job do you do?
I've never been happy
>>225796909I'm a tax collector of sorts. Like you I work from home like a little baby wagie that has no control of how their work enroaches upon their life
if 190 were alive 3000 years ago he'd be emperor of the world
>>225796920ktimbroken home and family abuse
pissing down outmight go walk in it but then i'd have to put my contact lenses in
>>225796930>>225796920ktim
how would people feel if a 40 year old showed up to a rave meant for 18-25 year olds in your country
>>225796920im happy rnliving in the first worldon my little pc and drinking my little irn bruenjoying it while it lasts before we turn into lebanon
>>225796942nobody cares
>>225796927good guess but I go in the office a few days a weekhow do you collect taxes from home?
>>225796942they would correctly identify you as a nonce and probably murder you
just read one of the cringiest posts of all time
>>225796942Old people go to raves but maybe not the raves with an age limit
Take you rape ape military bases out of europe and continue turning into brown biosludge in america you vile dirty corrupted bastards
>>225796949alright Angus MacDonald
>>225796942raves in this country are full of crusty old hippies
>>225796942didn't know raves were for 18-25 year olds
Coventry college shall rue the day they rejected my apprenticeship application
>>225796953They're delivered to me via jobcentre payments (GIRO)
>>225796903>muh bronze agecute that you think you know more than the buddha, lao zi, plato, aristotle, heraclitus etc.
Just jizzed to this I feel like a beast
>>225796992Abysmal hips
>>225796949great post
>>225796982>the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) intends to ditch giro-cheques and order books by 2005
imagine if yer nan drove a jet ski lolfunny image that
>>225796992But Chebanon Republic over here
>>225796977they definitely are
Honestly just laid up in bed listening to the wind howl against the windowI love autumn
>>225797016would likely cripple and kill her
>>225796992Built like a linebacker
>>225796989They didn't know the shape of the Earth, or of gravity, or how magnets work, or how to use electricity as power, or about atoms, or black holes, or basically millions of other things today that the average person knowsSo yes I would be smarter than them
>>225796981Hijo de puta.
have severe phimosis to the point i can only expose my urethra when i pull my foreskin back but i make sure to use a single stream from the shower head to clean itonce did that an a huge chunk of snegma that smelled like pooey fish shot out
>>225796992would likely cripple and kill her
>>225796989None of those guys are from the bronze age, retard.
>>225797045
>>225797044Caca
got any favourite hymn?
>>225796949is that you?
>>225796968sc
>snegma
Apparently the Catholics invented an AI computer hundreds of years ago and tasked it with finding the meaning of life and it came up with an answer saying that they will know when the gates open o algo and they asked it when the gates would open and hundreds of years later it found the answer and it was that the gates were already open [on the day that the computer was invented]
>>225797071no wtfhow could you think such a thing
>>225797062Yo trato de aprender su idioma para lamer una vagina de mujer de allá.
>>225797031damn guess I aged out of that shit without even realising
honestly mental how shit the algorithm isnothing i search wound indicate an interest in whatever this shite is
>>225797045Gagged reading this postThink it’s worse that you made this all up
So why haven't people from the future came to visit us then?
>>225797089that was hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, not real life
>>225797109literally completely 100% true
>>225797113No that's the 42 one
What has been your most dangerous wank?
>>225797089literally completely 100% true
>>225797045dont know what any of this means because i'm circumcised
I'm from Alabama*does Alabama accent*
just fix your knobs you freaks
>>225797139at school
>>225797097Waste of time, Japanese would be much better
>>225797139I shouldn’t say :)
>>225797164It fixed
imagine having a cheeky nibble on that fish poo lump of smeg
if antidepressants would either cause erectile dysfunction or suicidal thoughts id choose the suicidal thought
>>225797167What did your students think?
I really like this pic
>>225797164alright *grabs a spanner and twists that useless pathetic thing 720000 degrees*
>>225797177spread it on a crumpet, perfect umami breakfast
>>225797185haha
>>225797184based goon lord
the smeggening
What happens if I go insaneWill I even know?
armasmeggon
Just thought about how good my life is to be able to lay here in bed with Jimothy cool on in the background (no ads) playing on my phone and smoking and drinking energy drinks having freedom and all that, and was like :| and I cheekily looked at Jimothy on my screen and he did the :| as he did it and we both laughed :)
Night
just utter drivel
Think brit has lost its spark
>>225797225Goodnight babey :)
noone likes me
got a throbbing erection
>>225797239no u
give me organe
>>225797239hard not to lose your spark in this cruel world
sod it, decided im going to become normie cattlegoing to watch the marvel movies, play the gta game and do whatever else normies do
for me it's the 6 continent modeleuropeafricaasiaamericaoceaniaantarctica
Are you all thinking about my penis
>>225797271normies don't existlike it's class specific
if I see another picture of a japanese lady in a bikini I'm going to fucking scream
life is unfairkill yourself or get over it
>>225797281sorry, not going to reply to pseud bollocks like this anymoreim a normie now
Elton John in 'i think I might kill myself'
i have brown eyes
>>225797295Did you watch the game at the weekend?
>>225797302mine do be grey
>>225797302Are you a girl
>>225797303yeah, some good kicking and that and other things
>>225797317no
>>225797318Genuinely ponder how deep thejr vaginas are I do
why do niggas still collect pokemon cards?
>>225797319Nice one fella, Did you have a few jars anoll?
>>225797338i did indeed have a few cheeky sips
>>225797302same my mum has blue eyes and my dad has brown eyes got my dad's shit coloured eyes
>>225797316this comic is a succint representation of what its like to post literally anywhere else on this site except the cat should be brown to be more accurate
i have two blue eyes and one brown eye
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793063559749524.mp4Oh fuck it's a shop like in my dreams
>>225797374are you David Bowie?
Oceania will never be a continent
>>225797333pokemon is only liked by the wretched of the earth
Legalise incest
Have you ever said to yourself, why am I wasting my time when I could be listening to Infest the Rat's Nest by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard?
Jigglypuff is more popular in Japan than Pikachu
>>225797415literally who
>>225797411pakis like you are already allowed to. NHS will take care of your inbred retarded brown goblins too
Gen 3 players be like, hm I think I'll go to Blissey
really honestly need to t
ktim
>>225797430NHS says first cousin sex is ok actually
AI powered labubu sex dolls
>>225797422the guys who did Flying Microtonal Banana! They seem to have completely slipped out of public consciousness in recent years
first day in chargeI'll demand pakistan hands over all paki nonces who fled to pakistan from the ukIf they declined or act like bames shirkin and jivin id salt bomb the entire country
Least reddit continental
It was actually them removing the cousin marriage article
>>225797456woke gone mad
The world is not built for a precious soul like me
>>225797464De fluoride bombe blast
have gray eyes me
>>225797471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioqgrYorhkUbest video ever
Cousinsex
>Infest the Rat's Nest>King Gizzard & the Wizard Lizard>Flying Microtonal Banana
>>225797485and a black heart
I can't achieve a full erection anymore.
>>225797519Age?
>>225797502Same slovene posting the gnostic heresies yesterday I presume? Grow up little boy.
>>225797265loving someone who doesnt love you back hurts so much.......
>>225797519that's because you haven't seen these *removes blouse*
>>225797504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdkan old favorite, to be sure
>>225797529really? I'm an atheist, not a huge fan of Dead Sea manuscripts, me
ok lads going to see ken russell's the devils later what should I have for din din? taco bell? or del taco? or something else?
jewish girl magic
I get a turbo erection at some forms of media
>>225797538love is wonderful
>>225797567
>>225797566I saw that movie 20 years ago and I'm not sure I'd ever like to see it again, despite Oliver Reed
>>225797578scream
so is kate bush some sort of witch then
>>225797419with good reason
>>225797301that's a funny song I like it
>>225797519samein my teens i would get so erect that my head would be engorged and almost burstingnow it's just pathetic really
>>225797584She's Irish Catholic just like every great artist
>>225797578lmao
>>225797568Are you part brahmin perhaps?
>>225797584no, she just performed with the Bulgarian Female Radio Choir who may sound that way
grow up and stop talking about your willards
The real question: Has there ever been a Paraguayan or Uruguayan restaurant in the USA?
>>225797607Part rabbit maybe
>>225797599She isn't Irish or Catholic you fucking embarrassing yank cunt fuck off.
I will not be answering questions about Kate Bush nor engaging in any discussion regarding her as I do not believe anything to do with her should ever be posted on this website thank you
>>225797113Is that book good? It gives me reddit vibes for some reason
>>225797621her mum was from ireland
>>225797625I read it a while ago, it does somewhat have them but it's alright, never read any of the sequels
>>225797609talking about age related erectile dysfunction is pretty grown up
Well that's just a ridiculous outburst with an assertion easily disproven with the first paragraph of her early life section isnt it
>>225797630and your mum was from oaxaca
>Oaxaca Mentioned
Going to bed soon I supposed but I'm not looking forward to fucking around with the cardboard in it so the spikes don't stab me in my sleep
Did anything important and abnormal happen today?
>>225797625reddit didnt exist back then so you are allowed to read it
purposefully given myself erectile dysfunctionpurposefully given myself premature ejaculation
>>225797644Meltdown
>>225797639we don't do the diaspora thing here mate, please leave and stop subjected us to your tedious postsyou do NOT belong here, we do NOT want you here, every single british poster hates youyou aren't one of the /brit/ lads and never will be
>>225797568For me it's Raynere sloppa
>>225797658Phoar
i am the ' umbunnigga ' ok
>>225797045I also had fused foreskin until i was like 15 years old, i remember sometimes i would piss inside my foreskin and a small piss baloon would form, also erections would hurt sometimes.I think one day i sccidentally pulled my foreskin really hard while in the shower and saw some blood and that fixed my dick
apparently there's a sports bar in london called the maple leaf. it's canadian-themed, you see.
Why the fuck does everyone here have a weird willy
>>225797644no my mum was from north hollywoodand her mum was from grand rapids or lansing or something I can't rememberit doesn't matter though you wouldn't get it
>>225797687not nice to keep a bear in a space that small
>>225797687Das RAYCIS
>>225797687lol he think hes a people
i remember during school we'd all just swing our bollocks in the changing rooms around like a nun chucksomeone could've easily lost one
my willy is shaped like a nik nak
Trump rants at Obama for comparing Whitehouse decor to Cheesecake factory
Y'all remember Squid Game??
>>225797692I do not want to get it, I do not want to know more about you or your family, okay?
>>225797691i have a humble yet normally shaped pecker
He's been groyped
Used to frequent a pub in Hackney called Pub on the Parkdo with that information what you will
>>225797679you broke your masculine hymen so to speakI also broke my hymen and bled slightly while touching myself in the shower>>225797045you should get to work on stretching it out probably
saw a monkey nicking dvds in hackney once
>>225797710you brought it up! lmao
HOLY DIVER!
>>225797717Not a single person is amused by your parasocial obsession with a hispanic homosexual.
>>225797732your life is abysmal
>>225797732
>>225797730Yes, my insult was definitely a sincere desire to know you, yes indeed.Shan't reply to you again, just know that you aren't wanted here. Really internalise that, you freak.
>>225797727I remember as kids my mste threw a dvd as a frisbee full force and it hit his dad and made him bleed
lord bob maneater
>>225797743>>225797743
i understand being parasocial with celebrities or big youtubers but a far-right grifting bAsEd talk show host is something you have to be a gigantic loser for
Need animation of that lifesized lopunny doll doing a little dance showing all their angles
i apologise for mentioning kate bush
