Ballkicking edish
just paid 11 dollars for porn expecting a better cum experience but it feels literally the same and now i regret having wasted the money. lesson learnt never pay for porn
this isn't a free sheldon edishnow I won't post the bradleys >:(
>>225749597Now all the posts from that flag are from zogbots posting about black cock. The EU BROKE these people
put effort into my post at 300 right after the new was linked awardi still rage at how stupid the post count is for a board with dedicated generals
Get Palestine freed
>>225753501Never heard of that college american football bowl game
go outside>very windy>my skirt flies up>my manpussy is exposedfuck off wind
Mad how fit they are
>>225753567mad how canonically /brit/ threads are supposed to be used until they reach page 9 but we bullied the jansisters into accepting 310 posts as the finish line instead
>>225753593You found Canslad's texts x
>>225753597Imagine guiding it's big head to your pussy
>>225753644i dont have a pussy doe?
Android moment:Double click PiP, opens UI Double click, does nothing because UI is openClick, double click to expandEverything on android takes 3x longer
>>225753657Funny, the flag I replied to was a Canadian flag
>>225753684Never understood why people buy anything other than Apple products. Such poverty garbage
>>225753705flags?
>>225753706Conversely I don't understand why people buy Apple products when it's such overpriced and locked-down garbage
>>225753758>/brit/>quality
I'm responsible for ten of the twenty-one posts in here at the time of me typing this out
>>225753783Regardless those posts aren't welcome and these subhumans should be learned a lesson
>>225753751scoomy reams
>>225753758i really wouldn't mind cumming on your face
>>225753751you now remember when people called it a smogasbord and then previously charcuterie.
>>225753751good thing everyone speaks american now
>>225753758lmao
>>225753785all the usual lads are cooking Sunday roast with their wives and children so they will be clocking on later this evening after eating the Sunday roast and playing board games with their wives and children
Might import snoodposting from /tv/ Think that'd be a good way to drag the quality of this general down a little further
melty
brits be likeoi bruv had sum picky bits dipped in tommy k while i was on me holibob
>>225753751hardy r
>>225753887Those that live here absolutely MUST NOT throw stones
Used to be quite active in the little niche fetish discord server but now cba
haha alri ashley
Did you see that stuff in the news about the things
got tummy ache cos of my mental health
How's it feel that I rape you worse than normies do
>>225753931sounds like somethign lewis would say
it’s probably his personality
>>225753938Awww hope it gets better soon xx
>>225753474she is mid tho objectively average face (not ugly not attractive) the only reason you're into her (and I am too) is because she is showing a lot of skinshe seems to have above average size tits and a generic definition less not fat but not thin tummyon the whole a pretty average body - but dont forget the average woman's body for a straight man is eminently fuckable and attractive
>>225753970she is pretty ugly doebeit
>>225753970Crazy shoulders
>>225753970can be world champion prodigee and u still only get to shag a 3/10albeit it's darts
>>225753970mad to think he could hit a 180 on a dartboard at street level while stood on the observation deck of the empire state building
>>225753970do they have sex like that or what
>>225753970look how women don't care about men's looks
>>225751686yeah it's nuts, all those HD videos on youtube showing the damage to the towers and thatin the ATC recordings there's a man from the military who sounds like he has socks in his mouth when he says "why what's going on", haha
Never had a gf
>>225754024those are good legs lad
sick brev
>>225754073You basically all look like trolls so why bother
>>225754146How it feels to open /brit/ these days
>>225754146Women are the exact same as children
>>225754146would cheer her up with my willard iykwim
*starts doing a bellydance while slow sensual Arabian music plays*
>>225754186um
>>225754103Not me
>>225754186why are you attracted to children you utter pedo freak?
>>225754225Gremlin then?
>>225754213Normal people don't say "um" just because "children" was said btw
gf 2026 fell flat right from the go didn't it?
>>225754256didn't put any effort in it at all me2027 will be the year
arse
>>225754232>>225754213Two nonce virgins from r9k
>>225754256knew from the moment the clock struck midnight on 1 January
>>225754280sex?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ
>>225754256
thoughts on the new Hermione?
that israeli honeypot art student shit would work on me unfortunately
I will find a girlfriend, and not just because I know women are exactly like children She voted for her store to get fucked up btw and now she looks at daddy for him to fix it
>>225754341biomasse
>>225754341Looks like a preteen version of that mexican girl running for president in the united statessomething oscarzia or whatever the fuck it is
chinese luke littler be like:im ruke "the gook" rittrer
sex arse on thathttps://x.com/chlolunaa/status/2113536796906889237
>>225754347
>>225754368what does that mean? I've seen biomasse a few times now
this french lad is a curious cat isn't he bless him
>>225754415Cor she's fit. Way fitter than white women
just been out for an evening motorbike ridefeeling suave
>>225754436kek a lot of questions in our little Jean-Pierre
I think it's wild to be 11 or 12 and the internet is already shitting on you because you play Hermione but you're not white like Emma Watson anyway I hope her family protects her
>>225754406sleepy hitler :-)
wasted my life looking for the perfect anime only to realise it was always neon genesis evangelion, and it's only ever going to be neon genesis evangelion
>>225754291Something in the air this year. It wasn't our time
Anal Spinners, Scene #02 - Mike Adriano And Angel Del Rey
>>225754479straighhhhht drop
Par boiling my potatoes in beef stock for a more fulfilling depth to my roast
>>225754438but she is white
>>225754511fucking screaming my head off at this cunt's face
Blackoids itt rapedGonna go make my fried chicken bucket
>>225754511Think he wouldn't have become such a lolcow if he didn't look like such a heinous shiny freak
>>225754521Don't take them out early or you'll end up with birdie boiled potatoes
dissociated from reality
rorkeunravelling Anaxogran mysteriesleftypolhanding out estrogen to the homeless
>>225754511idgi
>>225754554*crushes you with a giant acme brand hammer*
>>225754521good lad>>225754500saw two like this the other day
>16:40>already getting darkit's fucking over
>Man killed by falling tree as Storm Boelo brings strong winds and heavy rain to UK
>>225754521I'm immediately suspicious of anyone who takes hours to cook their meal like they wanna brag about being better than you
>>225754599errmmmm.!technically its 1740!
Vgh need a gf
it's fackin over lads
>>225754615
rorke your father won't be joining us for dinner this evening as he has perished in Storm Boelo
>>225754599going to be dark at 1530 soonthe age of the rope will be upon us
>>225754599only just heating up over here kek during summer it stays light until like 8pmcome home hwite man
still mental how all the wwiii conspriacy theorists came out when the government said buy tins of beans in case the roads are closed this weekend
eating my breakfast
>>225754624bro is self suspicious skull :x skull :x
>>225754554kek good post this
>>225754650Rorke saying "it's just a bit of wind" before being comically blown away into the sky
>>225754650rorke lost izzat
>>225754615what's a 102 man doing under a tree?
>>225754615his family probably having a boelo cry today
he is always so joyful when he gets to use a new flag
>>225754650falling to the floor in next at this
wisdom tooth is coming inim in pain i cant even eat meat now its too sore to chew
alright partners keep on rollin babies
love black women
frying some panchetta going to put it in my soup
the worst thing about having a 8" long 6" girth penis is that it is never fully rock hard erect. I sometimes wish I had a nice humble 6" penis
>>225754146This woman is a national hero
>>225754745wanna swap?i'll just unscew mine and replace it with yours
>>225754729can you not please thank you
>>225754729worse ways to go I reckon. She didn't feel anything or know what was happening. Just cut to black like Tony Soprano
Genuinely pray that one of you freaks killed yourself from today. Nobody likes you
>>225754776
>>225754784Still on this tantrum are you? Mon dieu
was wondering why its so darkit would be almost 6pm if those clock bastards didnt have their way
defeated Shadow 22 and immediately went to Cima Island to defeat him againhated it used all my flares I have
>>225754784meltdown
The menuTonight shall be delectable.
>>225754807how can women wear these yoga pants that go into their asscrack and not feel like whores
>>225754565scream leftypol been done
They put the clocks back to fight woke But if a thinker this one lads
terminally online autistic british freak
>>225754814Wrong, this is the normal time (GMT)
>>225754742we all do ok
>>225754784If you had a tea brand it'd be called Mel Tea
>>225754855ktim but I prefer to be called English
I ought to be wanked off
wheres 190
STOP RESISTING
your co-worker jamal brings a box of these and insists you have a few. how do you respond
they control the food you eat, the meds you take, the porn you watch, and even the clock my question is when is enough going to be enough
I go gym Monday to Friday and for what I literally look like a normal guy fucking embarrassing really
Clean shaven is the new designer stubble
Could be a takeaway for tea could be
>>225754932i'm on the 'zempic mate. couldn't possibly eat one
>>225754923Me asf taking ohms out of my equations
call da ambalamps
>>225754935frankly I need more food, medication and porn
>>225754932Nigga that's gay
>>225754932Mind if I take the pink one?
>>225754932A few? Fuck me I'm not a hippo, I could maybe manage one of these sugar monstrosities
>>225754932I say bro I'm not gay, fuck outta hee with that pink ass buuulllshieeet, I'm too old for this shit, this ain't my jaaab
>>225754729>go to adult gif to see some more of this shit>always get distracted by the gay porn threadsuch is life indeed
Got a 'ki 'za
>>225754951fence status?
>>225754932My job actively refuses to even interview people with black sounding names
i feel like the chief at the place im interning wants to hire me because he thought i was the son of some big shots and wanted to use my possible political protection when i am actually just an average joe who accidentally aura farmed too hard
>>225754932jamal isn't spending 30 bux on those cookieshe probably stole them off some soccer mom
>>225755018Getting fixed tomorrow for £3,400
sacked tranny sitting bolt upright doing a double-take in the ward after bottom surgery overhearing "the clocks go back"
>>225755007'ki like tikki?
>>225754932f-fo sho my "nigga" !!
>>225755002xxxtentacion looks different
https://vocaroo.com/1jQZ8aIe3TsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gVNCtNEr8
Lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/68O0Rx9b_tM
>>225755048roar
Employed Woman only fans arc 2027
>>225754776what was it?
the union jack is unnecessarily complicatedI only need two lines to draw the french flag
>>225755081>>214729392>>214729392>>214729392
>>225755114Woman being sliced vertically in two by a man with a samurai sword
>>225755114chinese woman on a moped waiting at a zebra crossing when a car speeds into frame, bumps the curb and flies right at her, killing her instantly
>iPhone Duo displays are reportedly cracking along the hinge on launch daypeople dumb enough to spend two grand on this monstrosity deserve everything they get
>>225755081the British people are lemmings and cattle, covid proved thisall pensions will be confiscated to fund the big ZOG war against China/Russia/Iran
why is it normal to go to the pub to have a pint or two but when I drink from my can I'm considered a public threat
(8) bitches talk shit they dont konw shit about (8)
>>225755188yeah or if i wanna do half a gram of cocaine right there at the bar
>>225755081interesting now what % will not votewould be great to see them only get 40% of people voting and still claim to represent people
>>225755153yo homie
why is nothing open on sundaysit should be like america, everything should be open on sundays
>>225755260>croping out the only good bit - her tummygrim
>>225755272Your bum hole is open for immigrants on Sundays
dark at 5pmtake the fuckign PISS
>>225753970
it looms for me
do christians believe dogs go to dog heaven when they die? what does the bible say about that>>225755290wtf
>>225755295it not fooking right x
>>225755285Haram
>>225755295It lush
it looms for the toil freaks day 1 loom for them scream
>>225753970>>225755296honestly she's his looksmatch (Luke's match heh) and I'm happy for him. No doubt with his money he could have a fitter, thinner bird who'd suck the chrome off his knob but it feels right for him to be with some stocky working class lass.
>>225755341why are you obsessed with them
>>225755341sometimes I feel like you brits just make up random words like toil freaks just because you wanna be different and not say wagies
>>225755353She used to be thin before she met Luke
>>225755376i'm trying to help them
i'm going to die
Yes freaks YES go toilfreak for my bennies
>>225755392Yeah she used to be littler
Psyop word of the week: "Looks Match"
In Cyberpunk, they had to shut down the internet because of evil rouge AIs. Everything ended up being run on local networks instead of a World Wide Web That just seems to be the way we are going honestly
I was watching a uk food influencer and apparently brits go mad for sausage rolls
>>225755433Evil things are often red in colour
>>225755433well you've typed rouge instead of rogue haven't you so that's everything else in your post invalidated
>>225755454i deepthroat sausage rolls
>>225755433Yeah you'd do fine on a LAN if society was the internet just like how you do well in society nigga
>>225755480it's just sausage in a puff pastry I don't see the big deal
any good filums going?
>>225755403to do what?
Waiting for my posts to bang
ROGUE OF LOVE
>>225755520WRONG
>>225753887What about when you need a poo
Waiting for my chicken to cook If you want some just bust in and force me
>>225755310There's oddly different views on what heaven is exactly I think some believe it's more of a spiritual place and others think Heaven is a kingdom that'll be on Earth. Pretty sure there is a line about animals being in heaven such as one where it's said boys can lead lions or something
might watch star wars rogue one
>>225755568or a cheeky shag
i've got cervical spondylosis
>>225755179still rocking the the iphone 10
>>225755568>>225755592if anybody is watching you just look at them in the eyes and don't drop your stare until they leave
>>225755595don't know what that is
Off the toil tomorrow due to it being a bank holidaySo ermcans?
YELPING>>>/sp/158340448>>>/sp/158342863>>>/sp/158285528>>>/sp/158342815
>>225755623or until I bust
>>225755595Hmm, must be inflammation in the bones (mainly joins /) in either the neck or lower back
>>225755613there was no iphone 1-
>>225755626not sure just seen it on telly
Theres always one boomer retards just love ignoring weather warnings and getting impaled by branches
good cooking video I recommendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs9lfTZmOMw
>>225755650le... sighiphone X... *looks at u*
Only people out today were literally people out with their lil babies lil toddler fellas
its so fucking dark
>>225755698>*looks at u*um ... hi
Will she ever act again?
>>225755723Letting out a massive gay porn moan into this ear
/mug/ bros were feasting todayhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1792941250678756.webm
>>225755685you picked a dish that requires an hour to cook the onions hypocrisy at it's finest
I find Jewish women very attractive but they probably won’t like a simple goy like myself :/
just unloaded the dishwasher and now its ready to be filled up againthe torment is never ending
>>225755750dont know
>>225755761stfu bulgaria that's something you order at restaurants not make yourself
>>225755759Illegal post as she was being choked
>>225755759>Mute That's hot though. No really does mean yes
>>225755767After 7th October saying you were a Zionist was like shooting fish in a barrel on dating apps.
imagine if you got a blood transfusion and the blood came from indianswould rather die, i reckons
>>225755781im ready to be filled up again
>>225755750I know an American who would love to see this
>>225755805Just have to betray any morals or ethics for some mid pussy
You reckon cops get puss for being cops?
>>225755781mine is broken :( >>225755796don't tell me what I can and can't do ok
>>225755811looking good
>>225755834To be fair them Hamas slags deserved what happened to them. Not even Jewish, just don’t like seeing barbarism against civilisation. I also hate the French protesters you see
>>225755844yes, uniform and authority fetish is very popular amongst women
might go down the chippy might I get blown away in a strong breeze
>>225755750hi which film is this
>>225755685I think I only have 4 dishes I make and I primarily eat only those, with an occasional random meal that's different
israel is based70,000 dead terrorists and counting
>>225755750actually mental how good AI is nowshame you have to destroy the planet just to use it
>>225755761you just let them simmer unattended except for stirring for 10 seconds every once in a while, it's no great hardship
>>225755937Just fake shite been done a thousand times by every cunt on Twitter thinking they are funny
>>225755937
>>2257559342016stein
>>225755433It's difficult to imagine how rogue AI would get access to the very specific kind of hardware needed for models that size without anyone noticing or being able to stop it. It would need to be Mythos/Astra class, which means several trillion parametersSo until the truly dangerous models can run on arbitrary consumer hardware, we're always going to be able to just turn them off. Not to say that'll always be the case, but for now something like the Cyberpunk timeline isn't a huge possibility
>>225755937why is he implying someone wouldn't have sex with that conventionally attractive girl sober
>>225755959nah you have to stir constantly so it doesn't burn, caramelization is not just letting them simmer, I've made onions like that, you need to be there
>>225755993difficult to imagine? AI is growing so exponentially fast that im almost afraid at what it will be capable of in 12 months
might get nintendo switch sports resort
>>225756021stop buying nintendo products
>>225756021Hi ` `Um` pop `
>>225756016think of the porn
call me a wanker because I'm stroking off!
>>225756035why theyre fun>>225756036hi
AI is probably the worst invention ever
Was hoping to get a shag today but the gf is sad for confusing reasons so I remain unshagged. Life is pain.
>>225756016right, i'm not saying it's de facto impossible, i'm saying it's not currently feasible
might get her a big packet of minstrelsbitches love minstrels
nigga name wednesday
wish someone would get me some minstrels as i also love minstrels
i will kill again tonight
might watch a minstrel show
>>225756120bit racist that
>>225756141just the way i was raised
>>225756123Rorke what have we discussed?
heating set to 25 degrees, gay porn on the 85 inch tellyit's going to be a great sunday
`um`pop replied to me ok thats good
>>225756161your demise
police doing dawn raids on flat roof pubs to seize gollywogs
anyone watch Dalton Smith fight yesterday good scrap that, nice to see a British champion in his prime
>>225756201>>225756201>>225756201
>>225756166get him electrocuted
>>225756120are you a cute girlbecause if not you're shit out of luck
>>225756230nyo...