I have a game we can play fly... it's called u die, fast. New batteries, let's go bitch. Bring it.
>>3011552Don't put your tongue on it
>>3011552I just wait for them to land on a hard surface and spray them with some cooking oil. They can't fly anymore and are easy to pickup with a toilet paper or a paper towel.
>>3011552this thing is a fucking game changer. Got mine for 3 bucks or so. Killed so many flys and mosquitos already. Love it, don't want to live without it.
>>3011564>Love it, don't want to live without it.you're a true blue killer anon
>>3011552you are fat and slow>>3011558you are fat and slow and your house smells like grease
>>3011552>not fartmaxxing and nuking the room every time you walk in
>>3011552is there a guide online how to supercharge these things?I want a bigger capacitor in there. I want to turn a fly to fucking ash if it even gets within a few cms of the surface of that thing.
>>3011569> No compensation for cold weather > Centimeters Post hand
>>3011628The circuit broke on mine so I replaced it with one from a fire starter which was designed for a single battery but now running on two is quite a bit more powerful than the original
>>3011552what would happen if you paddle your balls with it?
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>>3011656trick question, there aren't any flies in the winter, and 10cm is easier to draw than 3-4 in. and also omits opportunity for intentional misunderstanding as a math problem resulting in -1 inchesyou know someone would have posted it
>4channers would rather play tennis than clean their basements
>>3011558>spray oil all over your housethe brightest minds of /diy/
>>3011957>Wait for them to land on a counter.>Spritz from a can of whatever flavor of vegetable oil you fancy.>Squish the fly with a paper towel and wipe up the small oil dot with a little soapy water.I don't keep stupid fly swatters around, but I do have cooking oil.
>>3011977Do flies only land on counters for you? Is your house entirely made of counters? What if they land on a couch cushion?Why do you carry cooking oil around with you?
How bad do these hurt? Been wanting to smack the wife's ass with it when she's cooking. Guess I could try it on myself.
>>3011999>What if they land on a couch cushion?I wait for them to land on a window, table, or other hard surface. Windows are the most likely.
>>3012002Reporting back, it feels like getting flicked by a rubber band. Also an odd momentary feeling in my mouth, likely from my fillings. Oughta make the wife jump a little but not enough that I'm sleeping on the couch.
>>3011801> 10 cmShould have said 1 dm, the metric “foot” as it were.Get with the programme, man.
>>3011569I discovered this fly catching technique as a kid at my grandma's, where there was almost nothing to do all day so I started to study the flies and their patterns. Nowadays I use this skill to impress bitches occasionally.
I prefer my game of "you crawl, you splatter on my wall"
>>3011628Remove the bleeder resistor.
>>3011558please be retarded bait, please
>>3012237I'm 100% serious. One of those cans of PAM or whatever works great. One little pop and now they're no longer a fly but a walk.
>>3012226it also works with my airsoft gun
>>3012226>killing spidersvery un-baseed
>killing spiders>very un-baseed
>>3011552imma make a game with this, basically 4 upright poles made out of metal anout 5cm apart (2in). the opposing pairs are connected to the positive and negative.stand around the poles with a few friends, all holding hands, try and pull the others into the poles so they get shocked while trying to avoid getting shocked yourself
>flies through the gaps in a swatter>is so agile they can actually fly between the droplets of fly sprayFuck these things. They didn't even go for the cider vinegar trick
>>3012521we have this plastic apple with a fluid inside that attracts and drowns these fuckers, haven't seen any of them since, and the fluid container is full of dead fruitflies
>>3012521they're attracted to UV light
>>3012239Dish soap and water is better
>>3012521I found if you just try every old wives' trick with the cider vinegar thing all at once, you catch thousands. Use the full salvo of ancient old wives' tales knowledge.Cut a two litre plastic bottle in half, make a foil cone with a half inch hole at bottom that funnels them in, then in the bottle put a splash of wine, a teaspoon of honey, a good amount of any vinegar, multiple vinegars even, a single drop of dish soap to break the surface tension, swirl it around, put the funnel on with a rubberband so the tip is about halfway between the surface of the liquid and the top of the bottle, and the bottle ends up practically full of the things.
>>3011552Use this and they die very entertainingly. Blows the wings right off. Probably the same price desu.
>>3012245letting the bugs shit on everything would probably be cleaner
>>3011569thisit is really easy to catch flies in your hand, if you know how
>>3012218You must have been born during late 70s early 80s because I, too, have had many boring days with the grandparents.
>>3011556what about penis
>>3012226This guy gets it, these things are magical. I can kill bugs in windows without moving the blinds. I wish I were good enough to hit things on the wing, but flies are fast and the sights are zeroed beyond the thing's effective range.
