Old Ass Tumblr Edition. QOTT: It's a no sburb au and your fave is 40 years old, what are they up to and how are they? (Bonus: post old ass Tumblr screenshots of Homestuck shit)Last dream bubble: >>156083002Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
40 year old Karkat who has been raped by Her Imperious Condescension so many times that he's gone braindead
going to shill this you know the drill
>>156091786
>>156091786Put all of the Dirks and all of the Roses in one shipping chart
>>156091786>>156091801Put these two together so I can make a shipping grid rq.
>>156091801Pink hair is named Remi apparently
well i will be forever normal and good and i'm glad for it.
>>156091809>>156091822wait a sec
>>156091829This is insane but kinda true. You fucking moved people lmfao. That's ..kinda what art is about. If you think about it. Your a better artist than me. I don't think I have ever moved someone like you have.And that's why your goated
>>156091726>QOTT: It's a no sburb au and your fave is 40 years old, what are they up to and how are they? He's not 40 because he got culled a long time ago
>>156091726why do women want dave to suck off john
>>156092126That's really hot dude you are an amazing artistm
Saw this on twitter, so you must as well.
>>156091786>>156091801now that there's an equal amount of sonas no one has to get dp'd!
>>156092126gently plaping this dirksone
the purple jadesona shall inherit the dog dick>>156092146Amazing
>>156092146this made me hungry.
>>156092146caliborncore
>>156092146>cookie asscheeksI laughed
>>156091802>>156091809>>156091822done. now ship whoever.>>156091938you understood what i mean to convey! also idk who you are. you might have had more impact over time.
>>156092135Obviously because John can't be the one sucking off Dave
>>156092194>dave's name clipped offhe never stops getting cucked, does he
>>156092209i fucked up so so many times doing the dirksonas for the first time. so many errors dude.
>>156092138thanks man. that's the best compliment I could ever hear desu>>156092161>gentlythe key to helping a page scale
>>156092194i'm going to ship dave and dirk
>>156092194
>>156092209/hsg/ debate of the day: is dave circumcizedpersonally i think not since i doubt bro has took that kid to a hospital once in his life. and perhaps even for perverted reasons. but whatver debate on
>>156092309>Daik is sub5 femaleSo I guess anons don't like 36 year old women. Hah....it's ok ...
>>156092326dave is not circumcised, john is. ez
>>156092326I like to believe that he somehow is just genetically cut because I think it makes better contrast between John having a fully covered one that you have to cutely pull back vs Dave who doesn't have it.
>>156092309stupid sexy stinky fujo pheromones getting all the girls....
>>156092309ITS THE REVERSE. daik and dirg get eachother while both being at the bottom
>>156092362dave just has a really short foreskin that always retracts when hard while john has a longer one that doesn't and has to be pulled back manually ez
>>156092309>dirk at the bottomexactly where he belongs, this is how i fagbreak him
>>156092326bro would absolutely never circumcise dave. this gay man enjoys all cocks to grow up free and uncagedhowever it's funny to think that maybe dave tried to secretly circumcise himself thinking girls would like it more and got himself injured, leading to bro chewing him out for it while tending to his wounds
>>156092362>>156092452you two are delusional john is a hot blooded american boy he is 100% circumcised
>>156092309why are we separating the girlfriends.. cmon guys
>>156092465>chewing it outjesus christ this is horrible
>>156092337youre so right anon im sorry let me fix it
>>156092487chewing him out, anon. like scolding him
why are people from united state obssessed with foreskin
>>156092305that's a given!
>>156092475anon i hear you but to that i raise: https://files.catbox.moe/kuq24x.jpeg
>>156092505ooooooh. i didnt knew this term being used this way.
>>156092487damnit anon not like that!
>>156092506Foreskin is pretty great and I can understand why burger guys would be resentful over having it removed when they were toddlerst. Yuro
>>156092503those two are only meant for eachother you hear me anon! they're my otp
>>156092506big religious ties to jewish and christian traditions
>>156092523not that this isn't hot and i prefer uncut boys but we have to face the facts here. i'm american and i have never seen an uncut dick
>>156092551they can kiss while they get a train run on them its okay
>>156092146fuck yeah time for a cheeky fat rezi wank
>>156092534i'm neutral about foreskin. mostly because i dont know what diference it makes on the dick since i dont have one. like...? does the skin keeps you dick tucked and safe? it is comfier? warmer and humid? idgi really.
>>156092551all the dirk/roselings watch in their cuckchairs as the middle two go at it?
is bec neutered
>>156092602yes but the other sonas have to get at it with eachother.
>>156092503bukkake arc?
>>156092628hmmmmmm probally not
>>156092628there's no way jake is responsible enough to neuter animals, and there's no way jade ever thought to even touch bec's dick
>>156092584Uncut dicks are more sensitive because our nerve endings(which are EXTREMELY numerous at the tip) didn't get worn out after removal of foreskin so sexual activities feel more pleasant as nature intended.I was always wondering what's with the "using lotion to jack off" meme until I found out many years later it's an american cutfag thing, absolutely nobody over here uses that stuff.
>>156092523>john with a bigger AND fatter cock than daveheresy
>>156092696you know in your heart it's true anon...
>>156092628The dogs of rich people rarely areTheir pedigree is worth more than you are
>>156092630oh that started long ago already if the drawfag's arts are anything to go by
>>156092523do you hear that mister rose! i have an assignment for you!
>>156092465You're forgetting that he's jewishHe absolutely is
>>156092730yes! thats why i said that. they are otp
>>156092690uh interesting. seems like natural uncut penis has more natural lubrification features. living and learning.
>>156092757elaborate
>>156092362>asking john softly if he needs help pulling it back and he looks like a nervous puppy about to explode while i do it. i need this more than i need air to breath
>>156092690I had no idea it worked that way
Fuck it, game onhttps://www.crazygames.com/game/uno-online?czy_invite=true&utm_source=invite&roomid=aHNnJ3Mgcm9vbQ%3D%3D&pass=am9obg%3D%3Dpassword is john, UNO bitches
I think I might have discovered the reason that led to Hussie making Dirk gay even though there was nothing pointing out at Bro the stereotypical frat boy being into guys, yet alone being a full blown homogay. I'm not saying it with 100% confidence but I think it's a quite likely a conscious choice than just the funniest accidental double entendre ever.
>>156092909sure ill click your link grabber what am i stupid?
>>156092930just hurry up we need 2 more
>>156092930What's wrong, scared of some good old dolphin porn?
>>156092909room died
>>156092909get raped lmao
BRO WTF
>>156092909it said that the room got expired
Okay againhttps://www.crazygames.com/game/uno-online?czy_invite=true&utm_source=invite&roomid=aHNnJ3Mgcm9vbQ%3D%3D&pass=am9obg%3D%3Djohn is the password
>>156092979I drive
>no plus 2 stackingYOUR A PUSSY
well im waiting
>>156093004I CANT WIN NOOOOOO
>>156093064well fuvk this shkt
Anons hates me IM A LOSER also fuck that other anon for being afk
ITT we write dirk/rosesona fanfics
>>156093235am I the only person who felt making john's and rose's relationship mirror karkat's and kanaya's felt kind of forced?
>>156093313that would be so fucking kino
reposting these ITT because i'm bored>aradia: pretty dark and somewhat flushed hole, slightly outward pucker. unshaved. sweaty usually. musky, not horribly so but it's definitely there. has used improvised "toys" there and really likes a nice anal fuck here and there. she prefers nook penetration though. moderately tight.>tavros: medium-dark and kind of puffy but also really tightly puckered. hairy + musky as you'd expect from a teenage boy in a wheelchair. probably pretty scared/ unsure about anal play, unused. (until gamzee gets to his corpse). >sollux: comparitavely small, medium-pale/slightly flushed. really puckers inward. unshaved but also kind of whispy hairs. chud gamer sweat. has probably like at most let some girl (or boy) rim him but that's about it. pretty tight>karkat: medium-dark, really flushed with color. borderline rainforest hairy. outward pucker. relatively large mass of space. despite all this also incredibly tight. squeamish about anal but will probably also get into the swing of it like a bitch in heat. probably tastes vaguely of crab/lobster idk. (1/3)
>>156093467>nepeta: small and pale and really flushed like a very pale lime color. basically like a tiny cat butthole there's like no other way to describe it. rainforest hairy, it's basically fur at this point. tongue bathes her junk, criminally stinky. tight but mostly due to how small it is. how does her "tail"attatch? you tell me anon.>kanaya: medium-pale, not very flushed. also pretty small and tight and inwards. waxed. washed well. maybe owns like a bedazzled plug or two but that's probably the end-all-be-all to it. again prefers nook stuff. would let a girl she *really* liked play in her asshole but she would take at LEAST 2 hours cleaning out and would be pretty on-edge the entire time. perpetually tight.>terezi: big, puffy, borderline donut territory. medium- dark and flushed. small coarse hairs. musky andsweaty. not loose per se but definitely not as tight. loves anal play, maybe even over nook play at times. definitely owns a bad dragon or two>vriska: medium color and not very flushed. also unshaved. upside-down Y shape to it, kinda triangular. tight but also does like anal play, especially with the degredation elements at play. sometimes even likes it more than nook play (keyword sometimes). not much to say smell- wise it just kinda is. (2/3)
>>156093488>equius: lowk just a horse asshole. pale i guess. criminally sweaty and tight to the point of impenetrability. idk i'm not an equius fucker i'm sorry. probably won't let you hit it anyways unless you're a highblood and you insist on it.>gamzee: very dark and very purple. winks a lot. very puckered and kinda puffy toward the center. hairy but probably not as much as you'd think. also pretty swampy. really loves sticking things that probably shouldn't go there. also not loose but also not that tight either. very sloppy, very loud, and very slutty fuck. prefers anal to nook all the way.>eridan: pale and basically skin color. no ass hair cuz seadweller. tight from the perpetual stick up there. also kind of a Y shaped asshole. smells like bad fish you don't want to hit it. he wouldn't even let you he'd sneer at the very thought>feferi: also no hair cuz seadweller. light synthetic pink color, almost like bubblegum/starburst. triangular and upside down Y shape and very shiny. smells vaugely like sushi ig, cleaned nicely. would be exicted but also really nervous to try anything anal. lowk fantasizes about tentacle anal (rip feferi you would have loved bad dragon </3) (3/3)
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>>156093642
these threads are making me more and more degenerate help
>>156093467>>156093488>>156093505i like this.
>>156093505equius snapping your dick in half from sheer tightness alone....
>>156093467PLEASE do the beta and alpha kids next
>>156093915The only way out is throughYou must experience gooner burnout in order to be cured
eating hamburger bread with chilli beans and chicken stew. its heaven.
besides the poopanon shit. these thread makes me feel normal. nothing makes me feel degenerate. and i just ignore stuff that irks or does nothing to me.
>>156094112>luke armpitponder the aroma...
dirk stole dave's best track
>>156094112no one here is normal
>>156094138i never showed my body parts or drew john with shit on the mirror or like. did any stupid shit here besides being retarded.I won in the normal level. i'm here because is fun and shit happens and there is people to talk about whatever whenever i want tho. this is why i cant quit here. besides the scratchs.
>>156094176who showed their body parts
i only talk here to spread the message of hope
>>156094207my hero…
>>156094132Luke Armpits are hairy and he has HAIRY bush. meanwhile kiki pubid hair growns slowly and its very thin.... imagine...
>>156094203many people actually. i lost count e_e. hsg is full of whores...
>>156094207tell me about hope.
>>156094260she’s the daughter of Cyclops
>>156094203me *posts a strand of hair*
>>156094135Dirk steals a lot of things from Dave, I always thought that was an actual theme or something. Stole his tracks, his relevancy, his virginity, his sister, his whole splinters of himself thing, his agency, his independence, his whole concept of heroism, and other stuff. Dirk is Dave's leech and it's never really the opposite.
>>156094275i have no idea what that means. can you post source of this statement?
>>156092503we're going to have to rearrange this for optimal viewing
>>156094290that is so hot and cute. dirk is greedy with dave...
>>156094308where's your girlfriend at? you dont need to be sittin in that chair all alone ya know
>>156094135stole? dave forfeited all rights when he turned into a pussy
>>156094308fuck fuckcufkcufjcudkcjcjfjc
>>156094321you're going to make me redraw this with john and jade huh
>>156091726>Old Ass Tumblr EditionI'll never have another opportunity to post this
>>156094308also holy flexibility on dave's part gogdamn>>156094337nah just get an extra chair so daik can sit with ya
>>156094275nevermind i get it now.... Hope Summers..im such a fake x-men fag.
>>156094014>john: small, light pink. very slight outwards pucker. doesn't shave but also at his age he really doesn't get that much hair and the hair he does get is pretty wispy. i imagine john is pretty hygenic if not for a few skipped showers every here and there so there's not that much of a smell. tight and virginal, probably would at least enjoy anal a little if it was slow and gentle but he's squeamish to the thought and you'd have to do a lot of convincing>rose: small, pale and pink, kind of circular in shape (comparitavely, it makes sense in my head anyways). very inward pucker. i'm not dure she'd outright shave her bush but she'd at least trim + shave her legs so i don't think it's way out there for her asshole to be shaved. either way very hygenic and well cleaned. could theoretically enjoy anal but really prefers vaginal. like most sex things for her, she can't just let herself enjoy it, there has to be some deep philosophical-psycological explanation, the rush of taboo and proximity to filth and self debasement or whatever.>dave: small, pale, pretty much skin color if not a slightly peacher hue of it. simular in shape to rose's, surprise. kind of funky smelling. unshaved and hairier than john's but his hair is pale so you wouldn't guess it was that much until you touched it (even then, again at his age he wouldn't be full rainforest). doesn't really like or want anal. ask him why and he'll deflect in his usual dave way. make of why this is of you will. will sometimes and only sometimes resort to it if he's sexually bored and can't cum any other way. >jade: slightly bigger than the rest but not that big. also the darkest at a tan color. outwards pucker, almost kind of puffy. unshaved and usually sweaty if for no other reason than climate + lifestyle, musky. of the betas i feel she would get the most enjoyment out of anal and the most shameless enjoyment. she knows what she likes sexually and isn't too coy about it. (1/2)
>>156094308>leg hooked over shoulder and everythingyou can't be doing this to me sis, it's too early in the night
>>156094352Kek this is good. Love me some Psychonauts.
>>156094308
i feel so stupid to think how much belts are arousing to see and draw and how they feel and can be used. belts awesome...
>>156094442Number one survival toolI always have a leather belt on me
personally
>>156094369>jane: light pink, puffy, takes up a good amount of space in her crack. very puckered and very tight. probably shaved ig? i doubt her bush is though. not especially hairy or musky, like john she's pretty hygenic. would be kind of shy about anal but would end up loving it, ass slamming into hips, back arched, and everything.>roxy: bright bubblegum pink, curls a little outwards. kinda small. shaved if not waxed and very clean. loves anal play, but kind of prefers toys over penis-in-asshole sex. loves her some good anal beads and vibrators. >dirk: sort of tan but a light tan color, also pretty small and hairy (more coarse/thin/scraggly hairs). outwards pucker, almost a ring of color around it. kinda smelly. owns a horsecock + raindbow dash tail buttplug. likes anal but it's not like his favorite thing in the world, switch that leans slightly top.jake: darkish tan, upside down "Y" shape. pretty puckered and pretty tight. very hairy, more curly ass hairs that sprawl all over his cheeks and taint. kind of day-to-day on whether or not he actually likes anal? but also he has trouble expressing when he doesn't want it so he just kind of soldiers though.
>>156094442belts are great though you're not wrong. you can whip someone with it, tie them up, hold your pants up, look stylish...many uses!
>>156094418unfortunately i would let fem cronus cop a feel. only fem cronus though.
When does Jake rape Dirk to death???
>>156094337he isnt BUT I AM
>>156094513white women be like: yes i wanna fuck cronus
>>156094308you are cuh a beautiful artists that i feel like im groveling at your feet every time you post and i say i tlooks good.but its just the truth
>>156093313where's prospitcest anon when you need them to write fics!
>>156094532so we all draw our sonas like this now? dirksonas x cuckchair art is a wild twist of events but I'm here for it
>>156094545im right here. but i have been in a writing slump for a while now. funny enough i actually *have* been thinking of writing daik x dirg stuff.....would...would anyone be interested in that?
>>156094537wasian women* and only fem cronusunfortunately pathetic women are my ultimate weakness
>>156094552i have the vibrator ready at all times just for moments like this hun
>>156094564yes yes. where the hell where you!
>>156094564>been thinking of writing daik x dirg stuff.....would...would anyone be interested in that?holy shitYES
>>156094574feeling shitty about myself since i came home, and stressing about drawing>>156094577i honestly didn't expect people to be interested, i know people like the other anons art...but honestly i kinda just thought they were only interested in her art. felt a little egotistical to write a fic about my sona fucking someone elses sona, or kissing, or watching tv and transitioning into kissing into fucking.maybe im just to down on myself. but this gives me a lot more interest in the idea. i will give it a fair honest shake then :D
>>156094598also generally i apologize about my pitiful output over this month, yknow how it is. i have just been so busy, lol, i hope by the time November rolls around and i can take the shackles off ittle be worth the wait.
>>156094500i was thinking also to use for choking and tieing up the hands to something. but yes you are right. I have many fantasies of mine where I get to tie my target with his own belt to iron grids. Its so good.
NaNoWriMo 2026 is soonSharpen those talons
>>156094361no don't worry i did it anyways
>>156094598what do you meannn yall are otp cmon man. loved that little meeting at convention drawing yo made. i like for you to write some soft stuff like thatthe egotistical part about this is thinking that youd dom. haha
>>156094626I love you anon FUUUUCK
>>156094383>>156094543i live in service to my anon...thank you *kiss*
>>156094598don't be too hard on yourself. you've been really productive actually, just not in the exact way you planned. you made a lot of art for peopleas for the sona fic- hell fucking yes we would like to see it. fucking around with everyone's sonas has been a super fun arc, and anons genuinely love your bromance with dirkdavefag. if she's ok with with too, there's nothing wrong in going through with it! it's all in good fun
>>156094668Haha yeah .....it really really makes me happy people liked daik, and I got to participate in this at all. Because it makes the community feel strong. Lol, I just wish I wasn't in a commitment to draw something that isn't Homestuck every day. Like...I woulda drew some daik, or finished the aradia I promised anon ages ago. But I was busy with THIS trash.
>>156094699this is not trash anon
>>156094643>that little meeting at convention drawing yo madewhich one was this? I wanna see
chrollo as aradia and hisoka as gamzee
still thinking of this image this would be SO funny>cucks tavvy>cucks sollux>the years-old pitcherotic thing vriska had going with aradia? cucked for her lameeeeeeee clone-descendant>the (more) legitimate child of a couple going through cucking drama now gets to be in her own cucking drama>sollux gets to get cucked by a 15 year old girl>tavvy gets to get cucked by a godtier time milf he never stood a chance to>one of the users in the "i aged her down" drama had a BC aradia pfp
>>156094725
>>156094734the pic alone is already better than arasol
>>156094699this is amazing. I've said it before but you're a natural with colors and shading. I'm mirin'. just make sure to take breaks ok? don't wanna get burnout from all the work you take on
>>156094747goddamn I miss ONE thread and miss out on some the cutest shit
I miss one thread and it's nothing but penis discussionIt is surprising how often this has occurred
>>156094728
>>156094771>nothing but penis discussionhey there was assole discussion too come on now
>>156094763Ill learn how to actually make comics so I can draw something more appropriate. >>156094643Also. Daik is like....totally fucking bottoming. Like, covering face with pillow because she's emberassed bottom.
>>156094777Nostril discussion????
>>156094753Thank you. I'm assuming "mirin" means "admiring" Ill like post a file garden link eventually so you can look at all of my Undertale art that I have been drawing every single day.
>>156094699man i get you. i do the sprites and shit and im wanting to do a halloween special drawing with tons of sonas and its tough
>>156094369>>156094498god bless this is everything
>>156094598sorry i'm catching up with the thread but YES you should draw and write our sonas fucking and sucking. i want it carnally and don't ever convince yourself out of it
Dave would talk with Rose in the webcomic so much that he would fantasize about it and yet they don't fucking talk at all in the post-canon I mean what the fuck guys whatever happened to the Derse Twins
Ellith frotting on Colsla Boxers and she is wearing Boxers too.
>>156094832ellith has.. penis?
>>156094829bc writers are cowards
>>156094829Dave's dead buddyIt's Weekend at Daves in here
>>156094805>Thank you. I'm assuming "mirin" means "admiring" oh, yeah that's what it means lol my bad it's a meme way to say it>Ill like post a file garden link eventually so you can look at all of my Undertale art that I have been drawing every single day.baller!
>>156094853Yes. Its normal sized tho. Lets say its bigger than Colsla in this situation. Just to show who is the boss.
>>156094882colsla's clitty never stood a chance
>>156094832no one will EVER want you colsla
>>156094829this is davekat's fault and the heathens that support it have no rebuttal other than saying "well the ship could've been written better"
Right back to penis discussion/hsg/ - hag sex and genitalia
going back in time to prevent myself from ever saying "screw the pooch"So everyone believe im a youthful and petite 18 year old idol.
>>156094916I want him tho. I'm no one? btw in these situations I ALWAYS am his partner i never Kin Colsla because he is below me. A little RAT for my amusement and experiments.(i'm using ox pics because i run out of ellith react pics)
>>156094927speak your truth anon you're right and you won't be silenced by the davekat cabal
>>156094950>I want him thowhat the fuck->he is below me. A little RAT for my amusement and experiments.ok I guess I can let it slide if it's like this
>>156094829gen z took the best relationship in homestuck away from me just because it wasnt romantic kissy kissy slopshit
>>156094930I like hag sex
>>156094997I have also the need to improve his life. Non Sburb au where i make some experiments and i drug him to make him more docile but he gets better and healthy. still emotionally dependent of me so he doesn't hurt himself and anyone.
>>156094930the way god intended
>>156095002>gen z took the incest away
>>156094819yes maam
>>156094771it's very important to be educated on the matters of the cock, wouldn't you say anon?
>>156095146personally I prefer peacocks as my avian of choice.
>>156095146Can't beat itNobody can
>>156094626>dom jade
>>156095159oh, you!
you see how the rest of the upd8 is fine if you take out davekat
>implying I read HSBCAnyway, today's reread is 5400-5600We're deep into the machinations of dead people nowWhy Hussie thought this was a genius storytelling maneuver I'll never know
>>156095167jade is ALWAYS dom in johnjade. and in most jade ships desu
>>156095288what about jadekat?
>>156095338especially jadekat,
>>156095338be serious
>>156095347>>156095349why does nobody believe in the foarking leader..
>>156095413like im not saying "karkat is a sissy loser who jade CRUSHES"im saying "karkat is a sensitive young man (unironically) and jade would have to literally coax him into being more assertive/not bottoming entirely. Which in this case still means Jade is the one in control of the situation"
>>156094832my SNATCH just slammed SHUT. what a hideous picture.
>>156095443exactly. i don't blame that other anon though, plenty of people woobify the fuck out of karkat. like it's impossible for him to be cool in his own way, while still having those sensitive qualities to him. besides it makes it hotter for when he starts acting more dominate on his own
I FOUND PEAK CHINESE ART EVERYONE SHUT UP
>>156095521you basically have to tease him until he fucking snaps and starts clawing at you and rutting like an animal. and thats cute
>>156095570umm hello motherfucking post it then
>>156095590
>>156095606
>>156094659need you to know that you are my senpai unironically*muah*
>>156095521That’s because he ain’t cool, it’s that simple
>>156095633shes also my senpai
>>156095660no.
everyone is my senpai
good night hsg
>>156095695good night anon *mwah*
>>156095269Caliborn appears and yet we have three thousand pages to go
>mtf /tttt/ bpdemon arch user sollux <3< /pol/ groyper sissy femboy raceplay fetish eridan
>>156096000i puked in my mouth a bit
>>156096017We have not yet begun to plumb the depths of internet depravity
>
>>156096057>Karkat becomes a Rationalist
>>156095164not even rose and kanaya?
>>156096000judging by the reactions I feel like I should thank god I have no idea what half these terms mean
>>156095590>>156095606#killdave duo
>>156095590>>156095606this fandom produces some of the sickest art I fucking swear
>>156094829dave genuinely looking forward to talking about dead shit is an absurd aradave upscale, but yeah i agree with that take. part of me believes hussie feels guilty for slowly loving the idea of dersecest throughout the comic's run so he opted to separate them entirely in the epilogues.
I forgot Jade's iconic moon/bannana hair bit, she is now perfect and finished probably smelly too
>>156094621On the fence on if I should add another 50k words to my OC AU fic or start a different one
some real derse shit
>>156097177Rose killing herself is peak Derse shit
>>156094626YESSS!!!!
I just woke up from a dream that I said something terrible, possibly the troll equivalent to the word nigger to Feferi. I don't remember what exactly I said but she just shook her head in disapproval and told me to not say such a terrible thing again. Then I said it again and Feferi held me, stroked my hair and softly demanded that I never say such a terrible thing, especially not in front of a troll. Even though being hugged by a fish girl felt great, the way she spoke to me felt rather condescending.What did I say? What's the troll racial slur? I wish I could remember
>>156097803i want kanaya to hold me and stroke my hair
i want aranea to hold me and stroke my hair
why are ghost dirk and jake convos so fun to read yet when it's the real dirk it just isn't? i wish dirk was always a figment of jake's imagination.
i want jade to hold me and stroke my hair
I forgot I made this shit.
>>156098086Kelley looks like a evil resident.
>>156098022I don't even think Jake ever talks to the real Dirk directly
>>156098086I have that saved, it gave me a chuckle
I still have this saved from last halloween
Golly gee batman
>>156098218omg, you saved that lmao.....I still have my other ones I made
idk....the context for this one tho.
>>156098227Lore reason why Vriska can travel through TVs?
>>156097177It never made sense to me how Super Saiyan Vriska put up a much better fight against Bec Noir, Horrorterror Rose looked so much cooler. Sooooo much cooler. I mean look at this fucking shit she looked like THE endgame boss.
>>156098227Why does she speak to the Heir with such a disgraceful fucking tone?
>>156098375Mistakes into mIrAcLeS
Phewie....
>>156098375Absolutely deranged ship
today really sucked. ill try to feel better tommrow. have a good night hsg, sleep well
Jade and Rose body swap episode
>>156098496Good night anon, hope tomorrow is better!
>>156098496goodnight anon. take it easy, ok?
>>156098428lads how do we feel about stretch marks?
>>156093467>really tightly puckeredNot after the cliff incident lmao
>>156098428Roxy with moles and scars.. Ough....
>>156094418cronus being genderswapped would fix his entire character. pervert woman is a best in slot chracter archetype
>>156099474But then how could you preserve the joke of him being a desperate and underfucked? Do you really believe fem!cronus not getting laid and being rejected by everyone is realistic?
>>156099649fishy pussy anon
>>156099649i feel likere there is some stuff you could explore there with porrim being the person that respects consent and gets play and femcronus not respecting consent and getting no play. perhaps even a lesson you could derive from it you could apply in real life
>>156099655As if some typical pussy stank would ever stop anyone
>>156099669It would stop me
>>156095508more satanic nerd for me.
>>156098496
>>156098942im okay with them. i used to be dysphoric about mine when i was younger but now i'm chill.
>>156096000euthanasia for you anon. for making me concive this image in my head.
I am owed sex by all those higher than me on the hemospectrum
>>156099846go clean your dishes bitch ass nigga.
>>156096000you are the scum that must be destroyed anon you bring only rage and bait
>>156099872shh
>>156097803>possibly the troll equivalent to the word nigger to Feferi.Then it's probably wader, at least in the sense of something like nigger but directed at seadwellers
is this aura
>>156097803Fucking GRUBBERS...
>>156100005I want to pull his nose if that matters
i just changed one pot plant. it was so easy. i liked it a lot. i jademaxx when gardening and i kanayamaxx when sewing. total spacebound victory.
>>156099846No anon, (You) owe them sex
so how is everyone in this fine afternoon?
>>156101285It's only morning for me. But so far it's ok. I'm just working, booo.
>>156101301;--; hang in there wagie anon
Good morning hsg! Like I said I'm at work. But I'll try my best. I don't work 12 hours :0 so maybe I'll get to draw something for real. Crossing my fingers haha
>>156098942Only if they’re from pregnancy (of my children)
>>156101405what if its on a male
>>156101374you've been drawing things for real this whole month silly
>>156101499ooouuuugh big waist guy with stretch marks erotic
>>156101543what time is it?
can you guys be a bit more chatty i'm trying to procrastinate at work
Expect to see my gta 6 screencaps once I get to dress them up as pic related
>>156102024Next time ask some questions like >your fetish>your single favorite page in homestuck that isn't a sound page>would you suck Kanaya's left nipple or her right nipple first?
dirkdave anon please draw ellith from prisounebound i never asked you anything.
black john is just so adorable you guys need to open your eyes to it. imagine a black nerd with common white interests
>>156102089I love black boys. In fact I'm basically the number 1 black shota connoisseur in this general garenteed. I create many cute black boy characters. However, John Egbert just, IS NOT black. I'm sorry dude. You cannot say "I don't mean black like bill cosby" and be a nigga. You just can't.
>>156102055don't tell me what to do
>>156102089no
i like my mspfas.
>>156102089John just ain't got the melanin in him
>>156102119how does someone act "white" to begin with like cmon
>>156102089im imagining and i like black john.
>>156102185This isn't a case of someone acting "white"This is a case of someone who acts as if he is not African American, or at most, is somehow not even cognizant of the fact that he *could* be African American. He speaks of black people (which isn't very often mind you) in the same way rose does, in a sort of detached and somewhat racially insensitive manner, and also treats bill cosby as basically the arbitar of both fatherly goodness and what being "black" is. Much the same way that Dave treats snoop as the arbitor of being cool/rapping/being black.
>>156092001That artstyle...>He's here
Okay /hsg/, EXTREMELY important question(You) have to romantically pair each of the eight human kids with an alternian troll. No sharing, no haremshit, no skipping any kids because you don't like them or whatever, no items, fox only, final destination.What are your choices?
>>156102072ok do you want her doing something or is it up to my discretion
Why am I suddenly so attracted to Feferi?
>>156102290John x VriskaRose x KanayaDave x TereziJade x KarkatJane x EquiusJake x aradia Roxy x Eridan Dirk X Tavros. EZPZ
>>156102223the background to this is very important. john lives in the suburbs, favorite actor is nic cage, these are very "not black things". he is a 13 year old boy. he just knows what his dad teaches him, let me tell you, what IF the depictions of bill cosby on the tv that make john have these ideas? we know john is a very impressionable boy. he thinks insensitive because thats how the media he sees portray black people
>>156102290John x VriskaDave x TereziRose x KanayaJade x KarkatJake x AraneaDirk x EquiusJane x CondesceRoxy x Nepeta
>>156102290john > karkat (<3</<>)rose > aradiadave > terezijade > feferijane > terezi (ik it's no sharing but i genuinely can't think of a better option for either. one of them can be pale for your prissy sensibilities)roxy > kanayadirk > sollux (<3< ?)jake > tavros (<>)
>>156102346On one hand, sure. Like, as a retroactive continuity that says "John is black but is just so far removed from anything even remotely close to black culture that he is entirely separated from the collective consciousness of a 'black man' in America"I actually have the exact same story. I'm the only person with black ancestry in my family, I'm a one off runt, and I grew up without any conception of being black. But I also kind of hate that idea for John, maybe because of how much I unknowingly suffered because of that fact. My life was half dictated by my difference and I didn't even know. And John is so insulated from the outside world that the story would never even have the chance to comment on that even if her *were* black. I'm going back and fourth about this. It really shouldn't matter what his skin color is, because he's John. But on the other, it feels like such an arbitrary and tacked on thing to imagine him as black when he is a character that comes from, quite frankly, one of the whitest pieces of online literature ever created. From Andrew hussie for goodness sake.
>>156102290john x karkatrose x kanayajade x nepetadave x tereziroxy x equiusdirk x eridanjake x aradiajane x tavros…wow these are dogshit.
>>156102290john / feferijade / karkatrose / kanayadave / nepetajane / equiusjake / vriskaroxy / eridandirk / tavros
>>156102431you literally think jade is filipino, why would that be different from john having melanin? these are both headcanons we have.
Actually I figured out how to articulate why I am not a fan of black John. It feels like an inconsolable difference between what the text is and what it says vs the vaugness that allows for others to fill in the blanks.Andrew hussie *is* Homestuck in a big way, his very essence is infused into the story. His taste in comedy, his pacing, everything, and yes, even his ignorance. Andrew hussie was a white man on the early 2000s internet, special team Olympics is proof enough. His whiteness is infused into literally all of the characters in Homestuck in an almost (I really do mean almost and not entirely) inconsolable way. If a less ignorant man wrote Homestuck the "not black like bill cosby" line might have gone under more scrutiny in the text, but it doesn't, because it was just a dumb bit hussie thought was funny, and I don't think not being white doesn't mean you can't think it's funny, but I am saying that hussie thought it was funny because he is white. So this kind of reflects on especially the original 4 beta kids, Dave Rose and John especially. Because they are the most grounded and the most in tune with modern culture as we knew it in 2009, of more accurately, modern culture of 2009 as Andrew hussie understood it, it reflects a level of whiteness that is frankly impossible for me to ignore, even if the door for him being black is open.
>>1561025391. That's kind of a joke, and also very blatant projection on my part. But jade, and by extension all future kid characters (alpha kids, alternian trolls. Beforean trolls) are all much more detached from like our earth and regular culture in general, and it leaves a lot more room personally to interpret them as whatever race you want.
None of this matters tho because I'm going to draw John as black anyway. Because I'm addicted to cute boys.
does anyone remember when people used to draw john as asian. 2012 was so fun
>>156102611biggest banana in all of fiction???
>>156102548who cares man! why am i supposed to be held back just because the creator of something was born white
>>156102611I low-key fuck with Asian John. I think that's pretty cute. One of my favorite fics draw him Asian.
>>156102606amazing
>>156102637Well none of it matters. I just wanted to say my opinion. Death of the author and all that. Shit man I'm gonna draw it.
*ahem*humanized trolls in all shades of brown > human kids being non-whitefite me
>>156102702>Shit man I'm gonna draw itso you've changed your mind?
>>156102642i think it's cute too
>>156102606this general has really turned to shit huh
Kanaya is brown
>>156102712sollux is a wasian lanklet twink and eridan is aggressively whitethe rest i can see
>>156102335up to your discretion :]
>>156102611I LOVE ASIAN JOHN SM fuuuck
>>156102742 (me)terezi is also white to me. maybe jewish but like still white. one of those chubby white teen girls with freckles and braces and and shaggy hair and a slightly grating but also cute voice
>>156102736>vampire(slavic/east yuro folklore) AND virgin mary archetype(strong catholic cult following)kanaya is obviously polishWhat our very own johnkatfag is actually her?
>>156102729>this general has only gotten betterFTFY
>>156102724I guess it's moreso me talking about me not liking black John as a serious reading of the character as opposed to me hating the concept of John Egbert as a black boy. Because 1. Black boys are cute. 2 John Egbert is cute. Combine.
>>156102745really not even a sfw/nsfw preference. i'll draw her giving me a lobotomy with a hand drill if you don't give me something to work with
>>156102799You are a funny fucker you know that XD>Inb4 I'm not kidding
>>156102788>about me not liking black John as a serious reading of the character as opposed to me hating the concept of John Egbert as a black boy./:
>>156102821I guess that kinda reads poorly on my part. I'm sorry if I made you feel like your interpretation is invalid. I don't wanna do that :(That's just kinda how different interpretations on things go ynknow?
>>156102799>>156102799me original requester. I would love IF YOU DREW OXNARD giving you a lobotomy now then. It seems like something he would do.Ok then i wiil give you a request command:Ellith with Ponytail and in her usual clothes. She can be either in a coffee store drinking frappe or in a nature setting enjoying the tree and plants around. Maybe along wigh Either Korpus or Mallum but it is your choice.
>>156102055Left, actually. Feels more romantic to start with that one and then get to the right.
johnkatfag’s rosesona.- has slavic accent- likes johnkat 5 ever-will kill you if you ship davekat
>>156102890i know, its fine
Curious how there's no Johnsonas
>>156102290John x KurlozRose x TavrosDave x GamzeeJade x FeferiJane x KarkatRoxy x SolluxJake x CronusDirk x Vriska
>>156103091anon this has been said before, we're on 4chan. theres no john that would use 4chan
>>156092912
>>156103069I don't wanna be mean to anons T-T I just get overzealous. >>156103091We can only draw so fast anon haha.
>>156103091he's already the everyman protagonist.
>>156103091derse dreamers have more aura
>>156103111John would shitpost on /tv/ with the best of themRose would hang out on /cgl/ and shitpost on /x/Jade would not browse 4chan, she'd browse FurAffinity or some gardening specific websiteDave is a redditor
>>156103116that anon shouldn't explain themselves because they were wrong the second they said bro was a stereotypical frat boy
ellith pits
>>156103156John isn't really the shit posting type is he? He's a trickster sure, but shit posting is Dave's thing.
>>156103188That's the beauty of /tv/He'd come in extremely sincere and kick off flame wars just trying to explain he really liked 90s action schlock, and it'd count as shitposting to the people there who just want to talk about who had the best nude scenes
>>156103188Actually slight addendum. I think John would love YTP
>>156103315This is genius. And adorable...
This is my JohnsonaI wish I had a shirt like that
>>156103107Is this a blackrom thing you're going for here?
>>156103156>John would shitpost on /tv/ with the best of themNo he wouldn't, he would post on reddit and that's final
Karkat /v/
>>156103397this.
>>156103369Creating a jadesona called Lala Carina.
Vriska confessing her love to John who's getting ready to kiss Rose a few minutes after asking Rose that he's down to marry her if she's also down with it is one of the many absurd cuck highlights in Homestuck I completely forgot about. Why is everyone getting cucked in this fucking story? Who DOESN'T get cucked in Homestuck???
>>156103441She could become a mother to me
>>156103448he did not say that? he said rose is just a friend
>>156103448The MSPA Reader
>>156103471it's his last dialogue in Seer: Descend
Least funny joke in the entire comic?
>>156103474Untrue, see: Homestuck Act 6 Act 5 - Homestuck Beyond Canon.
For the first time ever since reading homolust when it started because I read problem sleuth as Hussie was writing it. I forgot about 1025(I also was busy on 413 till like 7pm)! Its only because I am listening to homolust music pre-volume 8 that it clicked. OH GOD I AM FREE I FORGOT ABOUT ONE OF TWO HOMOLUST DAYS. I AM FREE FROM THE CURSE I AM FREE FROM HOMOLUST I rarely check out hsg or laugh at the horrible homestuck2 updates.IAMFREEAFTER 17 YEARS I AM FREEChecking desuarchive to see what I missed it seems nothing cool was made or happened this year.
>>156103534Wow. Your a real og. Pretty cool :0
>>156103091>Curious how there's no JohnsonasI'm waiting until next week to drop mine as to not take attention away from the Strilondesonas
>>156103565Ill have one ready to go. I want a full set of beta sonas.
>>156103565Well that's fuckin adorable
>>156103585what the hell is the name of this arc at this point
>>156103611post-liveblogger arc
I share nothing in common with Jade so I can't make a Jadesona
also btw if you are making a johnsona that implies the existamce of a jakesona even if you like it or hated it
>>156103627I'm glad they stayed gone
>>156103643I'm making a Janesona and Jakesona to complete my alpha set
>>156103637make a janesona
>>156103448Johnvris was always doomed to die and the people who like it are guys who want a psycho BPD gf to threaten to commit murder-suicide while they fuck and BPD-chans who want a doormat bf that won't leave them the first time they threaten him with murder-suicide while they fuck
MY PAWG FEMANON PLEASE LET ME FUUUUUCK PUT ON THE TEREZI COSPLAY
>>156103637I share nothing in common with rose and yet I made a rosesona. Or Dave frankly.I'm more of a jamily person.
>>156103799My brain naturally filters out the word fuck, so I thought you wanted to be the one putting the Terezi cosplay on
It will never ever ever ever be explained as to why Aradia is borderline omniscient. She waits for Rose and Dave to emerge from the Green Sun despite Doc Scratch telling her jackshit. Her intelligence is a gigantic plot hole I don't care. Fucking Rank 1 Sburb player.
>>156103830Doesn't she hear the voices of the dead (ie. doomed timelines)?
>>156103867this is even more bullshit and makes even less sense, who the fuck that's dead is telling alpha aradia to be doing anything she doesn't already know about. Who the fuck told her to wait for Dave and Rose's God Tiering? it can't be Doc Scratch, he never talks to her.
>>156103997Yes she's hot but this is still character assassination
>>156104026character assasinate this dick. shes not as boring as she was in hs1
Racist women have always got a great ass on them.
She had sex with Gamzee
>>156104117So?
tell dave and karkat from act 5 that they'll eventually be fucking each other and there's nothing they can do to stop it, who's killing themselves first?
>>156104117*raped, he was 16 or 17 fyi.
>>156104174none
>>156104188It's impossible to rape Gamzee and you know it
>>156104204only if youre a coward
>>156104174Dave easily
>>156104230You know who else was a coward? That's right, Adolf Hilter.
>>156104204Because he's always willing?
>>156104253
>>156104253is the implication here that youre going to kill yourself just like he did?
gamzee is NOT black and will never be, niggers infamously hated icp for “ appropriating black culture” and therefore cannot be juggalos.
>>156104330
>>>/a/291936636
Meenah is whiteI raceswapped her
Man it must suck living in the UK cuz they banned facesitting
Why does Aradia have normal human teethHussie please answer me
>>156103915She literally sends herself on a reckoning meteor to tell her all the info she needs to know
i have cracked and made another sona.
>>156104488WOULD
>>156098086I need to figure out how to draw goonbait so that I can get people to read my mspfa
>>156104448Despite sollux doing all that john somehow still looks sluttier
>>156104488Would pull her hair and call her a dork
>>1561044884eyes 4eyes 4eyes 4eyes 4eyes
>>156104488Smells good
>>156104488I kiss her *mwah*
>>156104448i'm about to show sollux and his tiny hips why he's a doom player
>>156104701are you open to sharing
>>156104718yes but you're getting sloppy seconds. or thirds. or fourths at this point. the whore.
>>156104733i mostly just need access to his split tongue....i mean...just imagine what it can do
Two for one special to complete my alpha set
>>156104753i will make my john and jade sonas when november comes. good shit piss of crow
>>156104448>fucking shota sollux>he tries to degrade you by calling you a pedophile scum and a sex offender>keeps lisping and stumbling on the words and gets embarrased>starts crying and gets even tighter
>>156104804double bulge twisting in your insides and coiling and making you feel a way no finger or human cock could ever
>>156104733>seconds or thirds. or fourths DAMN let me get a piece you slut
>>156091726I’m so glad that I don’t live in a world where every item can be a prop for a tumblr girl gay fantasy anymore. >>156091902Me
>>156104928get in line honey. i already saved my spot
Condesce OCs based on a company you irrationally dislike, like John with Betty Crocker
>>156104986>gearbox troll named Randee Pichford >greasy son of a bitch who wears nothing but tighty whities. >irredeemably greasy>so greasy
>>156105004The less said about his predilections the better
ITS NATIONAL CAT DAY. POST NEPETERS
>>156104960i'm so glad i live in a world where i can make anything a nasty pedophillic dyke fantasy if i try hard enough. any male character i like can be made a girl. a small, flat, virginal troll girl who's never tried it with a girl, let alone a woman before. the bed i lay on as i type this is the setting, the humidifyer and record player on my nightstand but props to set the deflowering mood. i could probably find something in my dresser to tie her up in. some stockings and thongs and lace bras to dress her up all pretty in. my window sill is something to pin her to. the picture frames and posters on my wall will shake with the force i ride her tiny little tentabulge in my disgustingly wet snatch. my will and my way to make anything a perverted lesbian fantasy is only fueled by spite.
McDonalds Condy...She would mimic the poses of the MUGEN version of Ronald Mcdonald and say GLUB GLUB GLUU
>>156105087man the person who gave fujos rights gotta stop
>>156105087BOO! im scarier than aradia
davekat shippers sicken me. they get all the fucking content they want and they still ask hussie to draw their ship. BITCH, YOU LITERALLY ARE CATERED TO ALL THE TIME.
>>156105195someone has to keep your mother company anon
what if jade wasnteading homestuck and going like: "damn this skipped tons of pesterlogs."
>>156105280"boy am i glad this didn't have any of my erp pesterlogs with dave.."
>>156105272my mother, is too aged for you miss.
>>156105280Imagine all these skipped pesterlogs where nepeta was desperately trying to erp lesbian furry sex with her
>>156105300this but john
I have a fulltime job now which Homestuck girl should I yumeship?
>>156105173>dyke fantasy>fujo
>>156105351Nanna
Damn, picard diedSorry Mythraicanon
>>156105310i'm not above laying nice milfs anon :) they say variety is the spice of life, after all
>>156104390AND breast play
>>156105481Insane
>>156105445shes older, 55. almost hag.
>>156105503>AlmostAt 55 she's in ancient territoryWe have hags posting here anon
>>156105481money laundering jurisdiction country. they make up laws and restrictions and prohibitions to make law process and it makes money by prosecute institutions and individuals.
>>156105574did yall know that nanna is fucking 86 years old? thats an true omega hag
>>156105600UK and new zeland are in competition to ban everything from existance
I just saw a 4 panel drawing of Bro Strider jerking off with a shotgun in his mouth and pulling the trigger as he cums. He had self harm scars on his arms.I am displeased.
>>156105775may i see it so i can also be disgusted. please.
>>156105775well well. may we see it?
>>156105775
>meenah seeing vrissy for the first time
Today's reread is 5600-5800
>>156105910Aged down
I would FefetaMute girl fetish
>>156105915Jesus aren't you fastI could never
Damn
>>156105249davekat fujo feederism...
>>15610557430 to 35 is prime ripeness anon, hags start above 40
Davekat bad because Dave deserves to becomes a father and raise kids
>>156106070...with Nepeta
>>156106070Half troll children with Terezi
>>156106070i know this is ironic but do yall think he would be like bro if this happened?
>>156105075I will not. Nepeta will frolic in my brain, where she belongsI’m too busy doing game design anyway
>>156106116I'm not being ironicDave would be a great dad
>>156105967200 pages a day was the goalTechnically we will be slowing down to 100/day once we hit the talktalktalk stuff soon
>make her a member of the midnight crew>herWho the fuck is this?
>>156091726Spit bucket people still a thing? Why?
>>156106267i always thought it was damara.
>>156106283anon..
>>156106267Literally the previous line>Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
new thread.
Sure thing anon
>>156106743>>156106743>>156106743>>156106743
