Spooky Edition>Links for INTCelshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62840546
I didn’t buy and I’m so mad at myself :(
What could possibly go further wrong? Surely it’s only up from here
I will be DCA-ing cheapies because I have low time preference.White skin, you understand.
Reposting cause I was late.>>62841748This is what I believe too. They could do a few limited strikes just to mess around with everyone, inducing fear and priming for a giga pump, after which they'll go for 1 more big hurrah with Anthropic IPO and then they'll pull the rug over the weekend for nigger Monday. Trump could also change his mind in which case nothing will happen. But if he doesn't, I expect something like this...>before midtermsFuck all is gonna happen.>midterm weekLots of crabbing and hedging in health, energy, consumer shit. If some strikes happen, another plunge.>if midterms go bad for Trump, everyone's gonna be clenching their buttholes on the weekend, otherwise conditions will be primed for a pump before ANT IPO>issue is November 10 CPIThis will be another red day.We could have 2 weeks of crabbing and bag holding, followed by a week or two of massive gains, just before the 3rd carrier arrives and the rugpull happens, either late November or sometime in December.Thoughts? Schizo theories? Tarot readings? Dot interpretations?
It's over.
Boggle tards have held bags for 8 months that have made NEGATIVE MONEYLMAOOOOOOnigger you could have bought SCHD but you buy QQQ or VOO so you can get Jewish space scam bags. lmaoooo get fucking wrecked nerdsI'm selling every pump in this faggot ass kike coded market
A for effort on OP webm
>>62841784Works on my machine. Probably would've had much bigger losses if I didn't take the boglepill.
>>62841770IREN and MRNA to end the week is going to be so fucking red lmao. scam nigger companies are going to get deleted. look for an opportunity to short them on a green Monday/Tuesday.
>>62841788could have put it in your checking account in june boss and made more money
Insanity means opportunity.
>>62841798I'm almost 30, I don't try to beat the market anymore, I just go with the market flow. It's pretty comfy.
>beme>greentext>it's not green>it's spooky I had a dream I bought a gunShould I financially buy a gun?
>>62841803do you atleast buy more when its cheaper and buy less when its expensive? or do you just auto deposit every week like a complete muppet goodboy?
are you enjoying the golden bull run?
>>62841810>"TRUMP."
>>62841810y-yes boss
>"This is the big one [...] there is no coming back from this", a Wallstreet Insider tells Axioshehe... ehehehhe... good thing i solded on ATH... but did you, gaynon?
>>62841807I had a dream last night that the state of Texas decided to switch to a 10 hour day. Each hour would still have 60 minutes, and each minute 60 seconds, but each Texas second would be about 2.4 normal seconds.
>>62841810
>>62841810I hope we get 2 more years of schizophrenic violent pump and dumps. its the ideal market and I wont pretend otherwise. Baggies are all getting roped now that difficulty setting on the stock market got turned up from easy to hard.
>>62841816kek, why does he do it? Does he think he's a brand name?
>mfw Intel no buenohttps://youtu.be/GO517hkrKaU
>>62841824Its wayyyy too late. Besides if he really wanted to do this it should've been him dumping 20 billion into refilling the SPR and telling the IEA to do the same during his first year in 2016.
>>62841823Your dream was right, seconds are too short.
>>62841824If trump did nothing snd just half assed on doing his promises this would have happenedAll he had to do was show he wasnt a monster they painted him as for two years and do a bunch of rallies. He could have had two years of not just controlling the three branches but absolutely dominating them. Imagine what you could do with that
>>62841828I don't think he knows what quotation marks are.
>>62841772I thew money at this on Thursday. 280% with 22% of short interest still hanging out there. It’ll come down to earth when the shorts get covered though. Their FDA approval hit after close on Friday. There are so many long term bag holders in this from the Covid days that I’m planning on buying more Monday. Management thinks they’ll be shipping orders within 60 days
Happy Halloween
Going to go big shorting Dell earnings because of that anons tip
>>62841828It literally used to be, but not anymore, nowadays its much more tied to him as a politician. So idk why whoever writes then writes it like that.
there is not a single. fucking. person. who hedged yesterday. they rotated into WMT at 40 PE and GM because it's AI now. oil is about to go to ATHs and everybody is sitting on their thumb pretending that systemic risk doesn't exist anymore because MCD is le cheap at 20 PE (morons) and le gubmint has to le bailout le IPO or some other unbelievably asinine shit. the market didn't V bottom intraday which is a clear phase transition from clownshow to dealing in realitymerry spooky, mumu
>>62841872Idk if I would go big, they have contacts with the winners and losers of the ai trade so it’ll likely be a mixed bag
>>62841893Post your shorts bobo.
>>62841893anyone that says "le" is a subhuman and I hope you kys. easily the gayest shit on this board even gayer that faggots that shoot estrogen into their dick and baghold SOXL. I didn't read or consider anything else you posted as soon as you said that faggot rage bait
>>62841902are you... le seething?
>>62841902Bro when did you get here? Le is used to make fun of idiots (redditors)
>>62841902shriveled balls typed this le post>>62841900AAPL and GM, long correlation basically. also lng DVN
>>62841908>>62841922>>62841921you niggers have NO RIZZ and you will get NO PUSSY EVER and your portfolio WILL LOSE 1% PER DAY EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS
jews did this
>>62841893Oil is going to crater the moment this meme war ends which could very well be at any given moment with the way clown world is. Don't pretend for a second that oil isn't high risk too.
Time marches on.
>>62841944The world needs energy for data centers and logistics.
>>62841956we will simply inflate the oil away
I hope you guys are ready for BLACKED Monday.
>>62841810wtf
>Security Alert: Threat to Tsaritysyno Museum Reserve in Moscow (October 31, 2026)>The U.S. Embassy in Moscow is aware of a credible threat of a mass casualty event TODAY October 31, at the Tsaritsyno Museum Reserve in Moscow at Dolskaya Ulitsa 1, Moscow, Russia 11569. The U.S. government is coordinating with appropriate Russian authorities on a response.
I bought, I gotta keep buying the dip pip dip
>>62841987How on earth is the US involved?Maybe its just regular intel sharing.
>>62842005It is intelligence sharing, possibility of another ISIS attack in Russia like Crocus in 2024.
Trump is sucking Putin's dick way too much for his own good
>>62841979who's the lady
>>62842015the sheboon?
>>62842015It's too masculine, anon. You should be aware that you may be a homo
>>62841997>all in single stock leveraged etfyou're gonna face the same fate as the koreaboos
>>62842019I dont have problem with you if youre a guy who likes other guys, as long as theyre alive of age consenting nonrelated, who cares? TWU yknow what im sayinFuck sickos, if they asked me to push a button and bring ozzy back or kill all sickos dood I'd kill all sickos, thats how much I mean it
>>62842014>how can I make this about the president
>>62841997kind of agree with your position given your size. Maybe hedge it with some options or SOXS. Good luck.
>>62841772i doubted this and im extremely surprised it paid off howd you guys know?
damn I have to fucking rake leaves today
>>62841979jesus fucking christ Id fold like a lawn chair if a negress did this to me
>all the smart biztubers call Anthropic IPO a scam
Everyone excited for amc earnings this week?
>>62842056>not living somewhere Mexicans do it for you without you ever talking to themngmi
>>62842057Theres like 5 boards dedicated to coomshit, just go there.
>>62842062>living somewhere with mexicansngmi
>big tiddy black gf dater anon made it and isn't coming backI'm proud of himI hope he busts a big rope on those tiddies for us
I sold my Disney stock. Personally I think Doomsday will not make it's money back, but will be insane for toy sales. Even with that, the loss will mostly be on Disney's side. So it's nice to have in my bank account now. I sort of wish I sold it during the highs of the lockdowns, but still.
>Dumping how?
I just checked EWZ, its still at 32.Kek baggies.
vampire market
>RUBIO: TRUMP HAS NOT MADE A DECISION REGARDING THE IMPLEMENTATION OF MILITARY ACTION AGAINST IRAN
>>62842103>21 years>0 nominal returns
>>62842117>RUBIO: ummmm yeah I'm still thinking bout it lol, I'm just a girl, maybe we go on like this for a few more months before committing
Sell it all. Today.
>Trump on the war in Iran: "It's a war, but it's not a typical war. We've been there for seven months, we're spending very little money. Any money we've spent in Iran, we've more than made up for with what we did in Venezuela, taking in hundreds of billions of dollars."Why do they keep wheeling this guy out? The liberal Jews at least had the decency to only extract Biden from his tomb once every two months.
>>62842126Its shit or get off the pot time
lelhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1xjikhv/comment/19rwveihsfrt0/?context=3
>>62842140they can still IPO
>>62842143This is the third time youve posted this.>>>/pol/
>"We're not going to ride the wave of the cycle," ExxonMobil Chief Financial Officer Neil Hansen said in an interview after the company said it chose not to raise share buybacks despite surging profits. "We're not going to overextend during a temporary market disruption."Seems like even big oil is rightfully careful with the whole situation. Staying in oil seems like a moderate gamble, so how would you trade from here? Most people are convinced the SMO will take place, but then you have some official come out with shit like >>62842117 (that almost nobody believes anyway). Then when you think about it some more, you ask yourself, why would Iran take any kind of deal now that they got their internal affairs shorted out (no rebellions) and the strait is easily kept closed? Why would it go now anytime in 2026?
>>62842143Biden was never in charge.
>>62842143My maga relatives are talking openly about how Trump has lost it and they're calling his $5k checks an illegal bribe that he won't give us anyway.
>>62842153A maga relative just flew over my house!!!
>>62842147Both the equity and debt markets are closed. It's fucking over.
>>62842148Glad I can educate you, I do this for free to uplift the differently abled community.
>>62842158no, anthropic IPO will bring them $100 billions of cash at least.
>>62842161mad
>>62841944I'm glad you retards are my counterpart
>>62842166It's OpenAI, you fucking retard. And Anthropic is already scaling back their IPO.
>>62842156I wish I could throw them over your house
openai will raise more. everyone is waiting the ipo.
>>62841828These two >>62841816 >>62841891 are fools, the schizo truth is he's only tweeting to manipulate algorithms atp, the quotations are there cause the bots that scrape for terms will give trump in quotations priority. He's not smart or schizo enough to figure this out someone told him to do it and he told whatever shitskin that tweets for him, to do it.
Happy Halloween smiggers>>62842150Only oil I have left is DHT. Made bank on XOM and CNQ
>Jensen Huang has sold over 1 billion dollars of shares since the summer>over 13 million dollars per day
>>62842175OpenAI doesn't even have enough money to make it to their nonexistent IPO after the failed fundraising round, you fucking faggot.
Trump fucking up his own seo by putting the . inside the quotes
>>62841893Walmart is in the Nasdaq since the end of 2025I kid you notthey manipulate everything to save their "tech index"
>>62842153Mine have transitioned to saying that Trump doesn’t represent Republicans and/or he’s actually an independent. My dad can’t decide if he’s an independent or if Trump is an independent, he seems to flip every time I see him. Anyway, that’s probably going to be the narrative moving forward. Will be interesting to see what happens when Medicaid cuts hit
so now SNDK won't pump because they set an even higher bar every earnings which they beat slightly less each time and that means growth is slowing? fuck this shit
>>62842186>Jensen Huang has sold over 1 billion dollars of shares since the summer>over 13 million dollars per dayThat's less than 1% of his total shares and it's probably just going to pay his taxes. Dumb goyim like you should probably stick to the real world and leave ep posting to the professionals.
>>62841808Are you novice with less than 2 years in the stock market?Like, do you think you can estimate when it's cheap or when it's expensive?Do you believe you have some unique insight compared to the wisdom of the entire market, which already prices the desirability of the index at ... well, the price?Do you think anyone at a turning point to a bear market was thinking at the moment "Oh, so we'll be going down. Better not buy now, it's expensive!"You are speaking from hindsight wisdom.You don't know how little you know.
>>62842204nigger I shilled the exact pico bottom of SCHD. sold the top of SCHD and bought the exact pico bottom of QQQMenjoy getting bogged in a hyper crab and making 2% per year faggot
>>62842204bait
NIGGERS
>>62842203sounds like some shit a bagholding cuck would say
>>62842203AI regulations are coming which is bad for semi.
>>62842211Good luck, and I mean it.Statistically, because you have no unique insight or extreme alpha, this means you will also at one time in the next few months/years time the exact top of the QQQM.You know, probabilities.>>62842212stock market newfaggot
>>62842203It is never not funny to see bagholders defend the CEO dumping on them. Can an insider sell for completely personal reasons? Sure, it just never happens in reality.
>>62842216I bet it was grippy but she is way too old. he must like hag tits
>>62842204based post
>>62842222Microsoft/nvda/apple are all pushing local ai.
>being a Nvidia baggieImagine not buying it pre-split, feel for the poor bastards who missed out
I hope you guys are ready for one of the biggest market crashes we've ever seen. It's going to be a fucking blood bath.
>>62842203>going to pay his taxes.Stupid retard
>>62842234Asia greenEurope green>sell premarketNIGGER CRASH on us openbest timeline imo. think maybe just green monday into crash on Tuesday after AMD is most likely though
>IRAN'S SECURITY CHIEF REZAEI: TONE OF VANCE LETTER HAS CHANGED, SIGNALING IRANIAN PEOPLE'S VICTORY - IRAN NEWS AGENCIES
>>62842238You might be right, Europe being green is irrelevant. China is still recovering.
>>62842221>>62842214You retards do realize you can't pay taxes with shares right? You have to sell them. I know you're low level w2 employim, but if you sold everytime an exec implemented a planned stock sale, you'd only be invested in precious metals.>>62842216>Congress>Regulating anythingLmao. They can't even agree to stop the dumb clock shenanigans and you think they're going to pass sweeping AI regulations? Half the regulations we have now our just the supreme court having to interpret regulations from the 1970s because Congress hasnt done shit for 50 years.>>62842237Jensen Huang has a $10 billion dollar tax bill coming up from California's prop 40. You do realize he doesn't just have a vault full of dollars right?I swear, the weekend goyim that come here are some of the dumbest posters on this site.
>>62842242
>>62842243I panic sold my MCHI on Friday for +1.5% realized because I wanted more cash for the niggering in the US stocks but yeah I think China already bottomed and Korea is going to try to buy this dip with leverage spilling over into green cucked European hours and giving Friday dip buyers an exit bigly green Monday morning for a quick 5% scoop and poop off the bottom.
>>62842247i look like this and i do this
>>62842244>hold bags down 30% and loses sleep over CEOs paying their taxesyou are the most cucked faggot retard here. you are nothing like Epstein.
>>62841810This guy is an actual retarded person. Shit has never been more expensive. He needs to stop posting, or just post directly to /pol/ from now on kek.
>>62842255prices are never going down. inflation is not the same thing as price levels. inflation is actually down significantly but its still too high. and it coming down had nothing to do with his presidency.
>>62842259This. So much this. You lost tranny.
>>62842251Nvidia is 15% down from its absolute peak, no one has 30% bags
>>62842216>tfw no Chinese spy gf
>>62842251You work at a grocery store.I rotated out of the majority of my tech shit and into VOO and consumer staples 3 months ago and I'm losing 0 sleep on anything, down 2% on the 1M and the 3M and am up 20% YTD. My only fuckup was not taking more profit on GOOG, but that's one of those stocks I'm comfortable just chilling in basically forever.
>>62842273>>62842279>two baggies buying the retard top of the most retarded bubble stockLMAOO
>>62842275Imagine having a Chinese spy gf that's specially trained to drain every drop of cum from your balls. Imagine her letting cum deep inside of her tiny chink womb that results in you being immobilized from the sheer force of the orgasm. Imagine her being pregnant and then blackmailing you for it.
Oil will dump violently when the war stops. Diesel will remain expensive for 18-24 months Buy refineries
>>62842284Alright anon, I'll humor you.What are you buying?
Flies buzz around and really suck.Spidermans eat flies because they love things that really suck. The more they suck the better. Spidermans spend all night in a woven basket collecting things that really suck. It's funky. When the sun comes out they stop moving and do nothing all day because the light is a glowy goony gomputer. It really pops. Spidermans love things that suck because they really really suck things that suck. Flies and spiders don't make anything else that sucks except more flies and spiders, things that suck seem to just happen and suck and keep making things and suck because they suck so much. The more they suck the more things that suck so they grow and grow and find a place to play. Spidermans love it and they eat it right up, they suck the most so they are in charge of the whole basket.
>>62842291The refineries are still fucked so I don't think that might happen
>>62842297SOXX and QQQM on Friday that I'll sell Monday. too late nigger its TOO LATE YOU MISSED THE BOTTOM YOU CANT BUY IT ANYMORE NIGGER ILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 5% MORE THAN I PAID NIGGER NOT A PENNY LESS
>>62842289This is why I invest
>>62842289one time I fucked this Asian chick with an IUD so hard it pushed it inside of her and she had to get it adjusted at the doctor. I imagine it would be like that except she did it for free
YOU DID THIS TO ME /SMG/GERS THIS IS ALL UR FAULT GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
>>62842304so you're buying the same shit you're fudding
>>62842323nigger I'm buying bags on discount that people panic sold after getting hyperliquidatedyou are a true believer that bagheld the whole drawdown while your CEOs blew loads down your throat. we are not the same.
>>62842304>SOXX and QQQM on Friday that I'll sell Monday. too late nigger its TOO LATE YOU MISSED THE BOTTOM YOU CANT BUY IT ANYMORE NIGGER ILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 5% MORE THAN I PAID NIGGER NOT A PENNY LESSNigga you're shitting on techbaggies and you bought a semis fund and an ETF that's more than half tech shit? Before AMD earnings and the midterms? I guess I'll see you Monday. Not touching any of that right now.
>>62842234Bros should I pick up?
>>62842309I hate those damn things
>>62842328AMD is Tuesday faggot. I'll be there Wednesday to rebuy the shit I sold Monday and I'll fucking do it again nigger JUST WATCH ADN LEARN. you niggers hate making money. you are fucking allergic to it you just hold fucking bags
>>62842332the string will tickle your pee hole and it feels goofy ahhhhh but its nice to be able to blow loads inside of chicks and I'm simply never going to wear a plastic bag and have fake cuck sex
>>62842331Imagine not picking up
>>62842335one of the bobinas I used to post here is flagged by the janny I cant even post it anymore.. I think he got tired of gooning to it.
>>62842309Did you cum inside of her? Thats pretty based.
>>62842341The author of Bobina got her copyrighted and keeps sending DMCAs so I imagine they started banning certain files to not have to deal with it.
>>62841810remember back in 2016 we thought this retard was the answer. My excuse was I was 19-20. You faggots who are much older than me should be banned from voting
>>62842335I don't want her to eat my stocks bros ;_;
a helicopter just flew over my house
>>62842348yeah says copyright infringement
>>62842153anyone have that copy pasta of how some boomers in a bar are voting for Biden instead. I remember one of them saying “damn straight” in regards to Biden building back better.
>>62841781yeah sneakily slide spacex in there amongst the others why don't you
>copyrighting a fucking AI genthat shouldn't even be legal
>>62842361I'd feed her my stock if you know what I mean
I'd like to remind everyone that Not only is sunday daylight savings time, but on monday we will be doing general wide penis inspections. You guys have got off easy the last couple years in my absence but we need to tighten things up now that i'm here. Be prepared at market open. SOXL and INTC baggies need not apply due to the presence of a vagina.
>>62842392uh ok
Why, when everyone starts to say big things are about to happen, nothing big happens... But when everyone is quiet, big shit drops out of nowhere? Aren't you guys supposed to be gods of predictions capable of even knowing the weather months before?
>>62842396nigger I gave your satellite imagery a month in advance of the media of exploded refineries in the middle east and told you oil was fucked what more do you want from me retardI told you about the houthis before the media did. I told you about Ukraine blowing up refineries. I told you to sell all tech in June top and at the ATH at the start of the month.what else do you want faggot? give me your login information and I'll make the trades for you next time faggot
90% of all jobs will be wiped out within 5 years.
>>62842402glad i got a head start then
I got banned on /v/ for calling niggers a blight on western civilization but I hope you're enjoying the new Pokémon emerald hack
>>62842407yet to find a hack thats not overly modded to shit; particularly the mechanics.i just want a truly rebalanced emerald hack where bug pokemons arent utter shit, and i can find pokemon without needing to fucking finish the game
>>62842396We get insider info scoops and obscure news getting posted here regularly.
>>62842328Yeah it's absolutely spicy buying an ETF that already went up like, idk, 50%+ or some other ridiculous number YTD.You are just BEGGING to be rugpulled by people who are neon green on it and can realize fat winnings.
>>62842409Its Pokémon emerald for 3ds and a light voxel mod and the 3d effect works spectacularly. Also upto 4x speed on battles
When chicken wings stop they go looking for wing tips. They just want tips. Chickens want a lot of the biggest chickens in the coop because they leave a lot of wing tips. That's all they want. Little chickens and lonely chickens don't belong because they don't have big wing tips. Boogeys absolutely are not allowed to play in the coop either because they don't leave wing tips ever and they might scare away little chickens at any moment which endangers the production of wing tips that little chickens don't even have. Big chickens peck boogeys until they leave, that's their job. Wing tips are incredibly important to make the coop work because only big chickens care about wing tips, that's what they eat, and only chickens are allowed. The coop came out of nowhere and only serves a purpose to have chickens give wing tips to other chickens. That's what gives wing tips value. If a critter won't leave wing tips then it needs to leave the coop, because it's more productive to have an empty coop than have a boogey that might leave an unexpectedly gigantic wing tip at any time for no logical reason randomly. Chickens run the coop because they have all the wing tips. People go to the coop to see that there's a lot of chickens and wing tips and not much else.
>>62842402I heard this before that everyone only shop online.
>>62842420I sold like $700 of shit online today. its very based.
>>62842409This nigga can't beat Steven at the Elite Four lmao I'm so dead
>>62842052He was probably an FDA insider, he posted another imagine flipping some anon on when he asked him that
>>62842407>I got banned on /v/ for calling niggers a blight on western civilizationpatriot
>>62842445shut up, nigger
>>62842447>>62842448>>62842449>>62842450nigger
>>62842443yeah these niggers are like>profits are up 20,000% in the last two years>we plan on zero divvy, not increasing production and no share buybacks>the CEO also announced he is selling 1 billion dollars at the pico top
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Saturday /smg/ is degrading in quality to rival Sunday /smg/
>>62842469NIGGER
>>62842471GODDAMITI LOST MY ABILITY TO SELF-SUCK ON MY OWN POSTS
>>62842471Scoopsies don't you have something you should be doing today? You have plenty of money, go to an eyes wide shut party or something.
>>62842477NIGGER
>>62842443SNDK is doing a 1 for 8 split.
>>62842468There's nothing else to do until Monday and this market is absolutely kikedpozzed beyond belief. participation is like a humilation ritual
>>62842481Do my snxx shares also split 8-1?
>>62842392>penis inspectionspenis inspection day is my favoriteit actually cured or caused my autism; I forget which
>>62842476>an eyes wide shut party or somethingI’m still too autistic to get invited to those
>>62842506I
saturday /smg/
>>62842484Isn't it a 2x leverage? They split 16-1.
>>62842512quiet nigger
Are you guys giving candy today?I was but it looks like it's gonna rain so maybe not
>>62842516>not giving candy when kids knock on your doorbro, I literally feel bad about not having a single decoration in my front yardI can’t imagine not giving out candy if a kid knocks on my doorthere was one or two dozen kids last year
>>62842516Are you guys going trick or treating?Are you guys going trick or treating?
>>62842522I haven't actually had a year where it rained on Halloween, if I hear kids still asking then I'm giving out stuff ofcI'm gonna be watching kino near the front door anyway
>>62842516>Candy is so expensive that it's now cheaper to give the kids 1 share of GRSD (formerly GAMB) rather than a chocolate barI'll just buy them 1 share of that and put it into their Trump accounts. Maybe that will make the GRRR shill here happy.
This year Halloween fell on a weekendMe and smiggy boys are trick or treatin'robbin' little bulls for bagstil an old bear got behind our ass
>anthropic IPO will be the very last pump in the AI meme trade before niggering the market into a depressionOutside of losing money this would be really really funny to see happen.
>>62841810do you think this was the work of an intern or a Trump original? I'm leaning towards the latter due to the all-caps and tone-deafness.
Every night in my dreamsI see you, I feel youThat is how I know you go onFar across the distanceAnd spaces between usYou have come to show you go onNear, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more, you open the doorAnd you're here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and onLove can touch us one timeAnd last for a lifetimeAnd never let go 'til we're goneLove was when I loved youOne true time I'd hold toIn my life, we'll always go onNear, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go on(Why does the heart go on?)Once more, you open the doorAnd you're here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and onYou're here, there's nothing I fearAnd I know that my heart will go onWe'll stay forever this wayYou are safe in my heart andMy heart will go on and on
>this zog puppet sucks surely the other zog puppet will not suck I better voooooooteYou really are deluding yourselves here.
>>62842542oh. your original post was confusing thenyou meant whether or not you stand out on your porch vs just answering the door?>>62842569I’d be surprised if that really is when the bubble pops.OpenAI still has their IPO much later, but I doubt it’ll go as well as Anthropic’s.The real bubble ends whenever NVDA stops lending so much cash, or whenever companies stop stacking GPUs like they’re hoarding rare pokemon cards.I’ve heard AWS already has a surplus of more GPUs than they actually have electricity for, so it has to be getting closer
>>62842595It will be too late once it actually shows up in the earnings report.
don't care still buying anthropic's IPO on leverage
>>62842607>don't care still buying anthropic's IPO on leverage
Babe nigger schizos roping in real time
>>62842606If you're going by that chart there's a big dump as the market things the music is slowing down and then a race to the door when it's confirmed.We just got notified the music is slowing down.
Chickens and blemmys have a disagreement about what a head is good for. Chickens are perfectly capable of doing everything necessary to survive and make more chickens with or without a head entirely. They don't know what it's even for so it doesn't bother them even a little bit. They often don't understand each other and have many topics to discuss. This fills the air with gurgles and cackles in the course of waiting around doing nothing and pecking regardless of if you even have a head or not or even want one or know what to do with it. This feature of critter interaction is mutually beneficial because both get more calories and make more sounds together.
>>62842606This time it’s different breh
There are like 3 assfaggots having mental breakdowns in this thread. Get it together guys.
>>62842571>I'm leaning towards the latter due to the all-caps and tone-deafnesshis tone-deafness over the past year has been brutal>>62842606I’m not waiting for an earnings report. I’m already massively de-leveraged.I’m just interested in what signal will actually pop the bubble, and drain all the funny money.Maybe we need a feds rate hike or two.
>all of the ai giga-bulls are 1pbtid casualslul
>>62842639when SOXL 300? my cost basis is 290
I sure hope there aren't any goyim hereYou have one day to get circumcised I don't want to see any foreskins on penis inspection day
>>62842569Eh AI could still have 2-3 years before the big pop. Space is the next big thing anyways.
>>62842650i honestly think there's too much uncertainty at the moment which leads to this level of volatility. i am of the opinion that a market crash is something that people will not be expecting. normgroids are still spamming ai crash and have been for months. so for now im bullish :^)
>>62842662>bro I lost so much money buying this dumb ponzi that doesn't make any money>anyways so the hot new thing is this dumb ponzi that doesn't make any moneyyou deserve to lose everything
>>62842658>my cost basis is 290you joke, but my god I’m literally never buying that shit outside of a solid pullback ever again after having to hold that shit for 3+ years
>>62841788based total market buyer
I had a dream where this lady accused me of being the devil. I said something like how can I be Lucifer without knowing that I am?
>>62842671this is the pullback sirs
>>62842662>could still have 2-3 years before the big popI really don’t want to wait that long.Looks like the dot com bubble and housing bubble inflated for 5+ years and only popped when the feds raised rates.
So many pure faggots in this thread. Ai will 10x on Monday. I would know I’m giga long SK Hynix ADR’s at 40% premium to the Korean share.
>hey google stop borrowing outrageous amounts of money for AI shit that isn't making you money>lol, lmao says jeet CEO
>>62842669There's money to be made in space, just nowhere near enough to justify the valuations
>>62842699Thanks for letting us know you haven’t looked at any of their fundamentals orBusiness.
stop shorting lean hogs asshole find a new hobby
>>62842705its probably that same bitch from JPM that shorted PEP to a 5 year low because of "muh GLP 1 inhibitors muh LLY muh salty foods are obsolete"I hate that bitch like you wouldn't even believe
no
lean hogs to the center of the earth
>>62842717>the data centers were full of pig breeding operations>Jews found out
ok we get it pigs are unclean now go make more constructive use of your time
>>62842669lmao this>>62842690The Shit&Piss is not even down 5% from ATH. It’s not even really a proper pullback yet.
There's a webm of a black girl getting nutted by a BWC that I really want to post, but I don't want to get banned.
lean hogs is gonna look like the meme chart
>>62842723just do some laundry first
when the ai bubble pops all the monies will flow back into lean hogs
>>62842727lean hogs is going to go negative. Donald Trump is going to send black people free pigs
>>62842723just turn off your wifi so you post it from a different ip
>>62842723>>62842737just phone post the 4chan jannies cant do shit about phoneposters
lean hogs 2 da moon
>>62842723A vile negress, get some brains loser
>>62842740>why are all the data centers in texas>why do they need so much waterthey are growing pigs dude. you all got bamboozled into a pig farm operation
saw some guy go all in on leveraged silver and gold because "you should buy now since the market has crashed"Jesus fucking christ lmao
>>62842744what's the connection with the Amish? how is it all related?
>when pigs fly they sayheh wheel c about that
>>62842747If you buy now and forget about it for 6 months you should be fine. Not something I'd try to flip short term.
>>62842723post it on /gif/ and link it
>>62842754he's gonna get raped by volatility drag since he went 3x and 5x. also leveraging commodities is what I would call shenanigans
>>62842754>6 monthsVery wishful thinking if you zoom out broski
>physical bacon, the gold of meat
>>62842766>The same retards that think the USA was stupid for going off the gold standard are the same ones gambling 3x to 5x on the price of the commodity swinging violently that they want their currency backed byLooking forward to more pee emm gee tears soon.
>the real reason why the stock market is going to 0https://youtube.com/shorts/M6I4KP0k_YA?si=qq07rSCMl2t6Uoyn
>>62842754It's going to keep bleeding each time there is a tech selloff, leveraged positions will all be liquidated. The only turning point I see is the war on Iran ending, and that will likely not happen within six months.
People here seriously think Republicans aren't getting raped in the midterms huh.
>>62842784Priced in
>>62842766>leveraging commodities is what I would call shenanigans>futures
>>62842789Yeah the market is basically screaming that Republicans are going to lose.
>inflation will eat away at your wealth>buys shiny rocks instead of shares of compounding businesses
>>62842793No, the market is pricing in that people think that the republicans are gonna win because of the market pricing in it but in reality the market is pricing in that the democrats are gonna win.
>>62842744Never trust a man with a pig farm
Since when did they change the URL for threads to include in plain text the first few words of the OP? What the fuck?
>>62842784There's a non zero chance they don't, the Dems did better in 2022 than people expected. But Dems generally do the get out to vote grassroots thing better, Republicans have almost nothing to run on unlike Dems who had Roe v Wade getting overturned last midterms.
>>62842723Is that all you deadbeats do over here, is talk about cooze?
>>62842798Which businesses are you going to buy going into a Democrat controlled congress?
>>62842722>Shit&PissI have always thought that calling the S&P 500 by its actual name, that is the Standard and Poor's 500, is way worse disrespect than calling it anything else.
>>62842774The volitility is a feature designed to instill this belief in the masseshttps://www.phoenixrefining.com/blog/engineering-a-paper-gold-marketIn 1974, a cable from London gold dealers to the U.S. Secretary of State, later revealed by WikiLeaks, highlighted the strategy of using futures markets to suppress physical demand. The dealers believed that a sizable gold futures market would emerge, dwarfing physical trading and creating price volatility that would discourage long-term gold hoarding. This revelation demonstrates the early stages of a concerted effort to divert gold investors into a paper-based system rather than allowing widespread accumulation of physical gold.
My friend told me about this place in West Virginia. An old closed down mental hospital. The place where all the crazy people were sent to be abused and their brains impaled with a metal rod. Well anyway now they sell tours and act like it is haunted. Basically they are scamming people acting like they are going to see a ghost or something.
>>62842826https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Allegheny_Lunatic_Asylum
>>62842723did he post it yet?I’m really disappointed that I’m the only one that actually regularly sticks it to the jannies
>>62842837Pornography impairs judgment. We shouldn't mix it with an intellectual endeavor like Investing.
>>62842747bubbles still only halfway popped or so
>>62842826ghosts are real though
>>62842849
>>62842747>you should buy now since the market has crashedfucking casuals that have never been through an actual bear market before>>62842766>he went 3x and 5xJFC, these newfags, man>>62842754if it was 1X, yeah, you can literally always just keep holding>>62842784just the planicans that were successfully mindraped into thinking Flock cameras are actually based.I’m super excited to watch vivek get absolutely pillaged.
>>62842775>Yeah, I run my business with a team of a dozen AI agents with specific roles, like project manager and code monkey>I just check in every so often on Slack where I’m herding them around>I have a breadboard with a bunch of LEDs that tell me whether each agent is working or not>They just run my whole business while I just sit on my ass and fuck around while the AI agents just work non-stop 24/7 and do everything for me>I just check in once a day to see how much money they’ve made me>I actually bought a local plumbing company a few weeks ago, and now they run that for me too
if we aren't at the bottom we're very close to it
>>62842861
>>62842866I'm waiting for VIX to go parabolic. People talking about the bubble popping and market crashing while VIX is at 20. lol lmao even
>>62842798>share dilution
>>62842866>if we aren't at the bottom we're very close to it>2 pbtid>>62842650
>>62842866For minors
>>62842883
>>62842870That’s just linkedin / twitter ai schizo speak.There’s retards out there that really think 24/7 background agents that you ping on slack like real employees is a good idea.>>62842873yes, we haven’t even gotten to pullback territory yet.
>>62842892I made a slack agent that actually gets a lot of use, he just goes to a page and pulls whatever data point was asked forI think it’s a bit retarded because pulling up the page takes 1 second but people use it
>>62842900That’s a simple little API call though, not a 24/7 background agent.I don’t understand this 24/7 background agent nonsense.
Monday is going to be super green. Then few days of red panic. SpaceX to around 100$ if dems take Texas. Then everything climbs until new ATH.
>>62842913>party who famously thinks Elon Musk is Hitler takes power>good for spacexYou are clinically insane
isn't bankruptcy already a bailout?
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV5wE2n3
>>62842921I can’t wait for midterms to be over so you shills can go dormant for another year and a half
>>62842913nah we're entering deflationary crash with the rest of the world. AI mania shielded America from it but that's ending as of this month.
>>62842912AI lab psyop to get people to burn tokens
AI is ruining the holiday for me
>>62842932The crash is priced in. Enjoy your holiday instead
>>62842821im more of a bogler long term. but at these valuations im chillin in short term treasuries and sheeit
>>62842932>>62842933Unburdened yourself
>>62842932you got at least 2 weeks to prepare
>>62842883god i miss the mid 2000s
>>62842930>AI lab psyop to get people to burn tokenswell yes, clearlybut I know there’s retards that believe it
>>62842932>The bubble bursting before the Anthropic & OpenAI ipo.LolLmao even
KEKAROOO, THIS SENILE RETARD REALLY SHAPED AMERICA'S POLICY ON GROK'S SUGGESTIONS
>>62842919Retard
>>62842964>Grok win the Iran war, thats an order from the president
>Grok, win me the elections bigly. Make no mistakes
>>62842975>Make no mistakes
>>62842964>go through grok chat thinking you’re going to find some crazy shit>it’s just him making pics and videos for his posts
>>62842927>entering deflationary crashAnd you think this will happen to a nation that holds the World Reserve Currency and has $40T in debt, because??We would rather double the money supply than go into deflation.
>>62842982true but the market has to force them to first
>>62842927Deflationzilla can’t be stopped.
>>62842375you cant. take it to court and youd win.
>>62842930HR roasties are using tokens to do shit like make virtual trivia questions for work. I just thought you guys should know
>>62842964at some point some north korean agents are going to hijack chatbot sessions and chat with your boomer officials
>>62842961>bubble burstingthe Shit&Piss isn’t even 5% down
It's just money
>>62843001Then give it to me FOO!
>>62842964>Grok make a picture of me as Jesus healing my friend Jeffrey Epstein who is in heaven
>>62842912It does let you ask for whatever tho, you can ask for the average or highest value or just ask if anything is out of family
Love is patientLove is kind
It's ogre.
>>62842921Why would bankruptcy be a bailout? Someone loses. Usually all of the equity holders and most likely some of the creditors somewhat. A bailout would mean none of them lose (just the taxpayers).
>>62842980>It's 16 hours a day of gorilla tv
>>62842927>>62842982>>62842984>deflationis there literally any basis to this?aren’t the feds doing some rate hikes despite trump trying to pressure them not to?I’d imagine we currently have high inflation that the feds are reluctant to appropriately beat down, if anything
>>62841767New thread>>62843014>>62843014>>62843014
>>62843005well that’s interesting, but it’s still not a 24/7 background agent, which is the kind of nonsensical bullshit that has absolutely captured my fascination
>>62843010>usage limitsimagine not having a $1000 ewaste build for local AI
>>62843013It’s structural deflation, not nominal.CB’s can’t do shit against structural problems except play with the deploy pesos knob.
