it's that time again edition>Links for INTCelshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62839752
TDOT chads
Ok lets get down to brass tacks. Scoopsies I know damn well todays SOXL dump has ruined you. So let's push aside the pleasantries and post your losses on your portfolio.
>>62840552>lost cryptoshittercash it. tonight. if you even can
>>62840536 #I can only trade paper oil. BNO is my top choice, USO is second because WTI is too susceptible to US government policies. If you want leverage , go with UCO. My portfolio is 1/2 brent, 1/3 refineries, 1/4 freight. The rest is cash jn case I want to buy some options. I will be honest, the window for the crude oil buy in is narrowing. The Treasury and market makers were pushing down oil for the past weeks because of December future contracts. It will likely rip next week till mid November and ne crushed against in the last week of November. They have been doing this same patterns for months. If you want to go in, premarket Monday is your only chance. After that, it will just be too late.Always remember the first rule in commodity trading, when the market is hot, always sell
>>62840557Can't take any losses if you never sell
The nasty, nasty HOGS shorts will pay for their crimesFellow HOGbros, we must stand for physical delivery and crush the paper HOGS.NOT YOUR BACON, NOT YOUR BLT
>>62840562He's been holding a leveraged ETF for years. Things have to look grim by now. Otherwise he wouldn't even be here, he'd be on twitter.
>>62840560I got burned going short thinking the administration would attempt to lower oil prices for mid terms but thankfully it was with a very small amount of money.
>>62840557I'm more interested in scoopsies port than his whores as well
thinking about buying some $30 puts on INTC, is this retarded? i dont see it going up again
>>62840558
>>62840567Considering he is posting his whores from 5+ years ago, it's safe to say he's too broke to get any new ones kek
>>62840562That's a cursed image if ever there was
>AXIOS: US-IRAN TALKS CONTINUE AS NEGOTIATIONS MAKE POSITIVE HEADWAY
>>62840578Scoopsies I can't handle you switching names. Did you get banned already?
>>62840560bussent will fuck you over, just wait
>>62840573LMAOThey call you donuts the way you be Dunkin on a nigger
>>62840588Are you finally understanding why I made an alternate /smg/ in /bant/?
>>62840588Unfathomably based
Oilchad here, I once again come to tell you to buy oil and oil-related stocks such as refineries and shipping. Refineries are in a very good spot because it was crushed due to narrowing crack spread. However. They are still making record breaking margin and the current freight rate is unsustainable. With 300 new VLCCs being delievered next year and already 30 this year, rates will likely normalize in Q1 27, or Q2 at the latest. If you want to be safe, just buy Brent. If you want shipping, FRO/ECO are top pick for dirty rate, TRMD for clean and CMBT for dry bulk. Avoid BWET if you don't know what it is. Let Mercuria and the Baltics duke it out first.I already warn you. Save yourself while you still can.
>>62840594Post your goddamn portfolio before you get banned again damnit!!
jannies on suicide watch
And you guys call my people mental..
>mfw SOXS
>>62840566This late, no amount of price suppression can change the vote. The only reason they are doing this is to save the banks. Banks have been used by the government to short oil. If Bessent let oil rip, billions of these shorts will be on the banks books at the end of the months. Hence, they need to push prices down even for a few days to offload them onto retails. Naturally, the jawbone headlines also get released to bait the normies. If Bessent let the banks hild the bags, no one will work for him again. This goes way deeper than just midterm and oil prices. If anyone tell you that, they are a shills baiting to hold their bags.
>>62840571zooming out reveals a chart even worse than GRRR
WHEN’S THE BOUNCE BACK REEEEEE WHEN IS IT GOING UP AGAIN REEEEEEEE YOU PANIC SELLING FAGGOTS ARE KEEPING A NIGGA DOWN
>>62840605You know I always liked you scoopsies, that's why I don't think it should be any trouble for you to gift me $10k as a thank you so I can do some high stakes slot pulls tonight. Would you like to do cash app or venmo? You wouldn't even know the money is gone.
To the people who have auto invest on what ETFs do you invest in and how much $$ do you put?
>US OFFICIAL: TRUMP COULD CONSIDER MILITARY ACTION AGAINST IRAN IF REPUBLICANS LOSE ELECTIONS -AL ARABIYA
>>62840623Kek
>>62840559What's your thesis in refineries? So far I was full on integrated and made bank already, but considering refineries slipped quite a bit this october, I started going in. Only to get -10% in a week because fuck me I guess. No too bothered so far, I lived through the fake MOU, I know how to hold and add gradually.But what's annoying is I don't understand the price movement. Yes I know about le 3-2-1 crack meme. Yes I know oil too high isn't a good thing either. But this week was oil going up, refineres going down (okay, I can understand that), then oil going down and refiners going down (eh), and then oil doing nothing and refiners going down anyway. What the fuck do you fucking want already.
>>62840617woah my 4chan is almost SK Hynix
>>62840623Unless Eisenkot can form a coalition with the Arab bloc, this is guaranteed. If there is no government, Israel will hold another election while Bibi is the caretaker. He will obviosly try to attack Iran to be a wartime leader.
>>62840629and mine is basically HBM ahahaa
>>62840634>no, but I like the game plan and wish you luck with your slot pullsFair enough. I was going to do it anyway.
>AI trade gets tested>bant tranny(s[lmao]) get testyweird. i fell for it once. kill yourself
>>62840638Keep talking shit and I will personally bring schizo anon over here.
>>62840638I haven't seen a spergout like this in here before
>>62840628I be like dayum crude is fiiiine namean and then refineries make her black ass even more fine?!?!? Fo sho dat nigga
>>62840640>personallyyeah i know. kill yourself
somehow all of the worst /smg/ posters have returned
>>62840642Newfag detected
>>62840642scoops is finna get imprisoned in the nether realm for another 4 years
>>62840645Fuck it, i'm bringing a turkroach over too. Remember, you did this not me.
>>62840650>he won't make a videofucking weird. totally insane. crazy, unpredictable even. kill yourself
>>62840648Yeah I was the top signal when I arrived in May
>>62840657I can't make a video until my dental procedure heals.
>>62840659Kek it will be even funnier if you have fat gums to match your fat hands
>the guy having a melty
>>62840628>>62840596I talked about it briefly in my post here. Generally, I think this driven mostly by a)algo moving based on headline b) tourist buying and got slaughtered c)crack spread narrowing due to shipping and crude d)some lower guidance than expected. Doesn't help that they skipped maint during Summer so they will have to shutdown in q4. Also Ukraine stopped nuking Russia refineries somewhat.Hiwever, I think all of this is overreacted or unsustainable. Rates likely already peaked and will go down.l due to so many new ships. Government has been suppressing diesel price but it wont hold. Inventories are bleeding out worldwide and refineries are being nuked again. Based on how the heating oil futures are trading, somebody knows the world is running out of diesel and prices bave to go up again.
>>62840662Wall is undefeated.>>62840665I had to get a tooth pulled and get a bone graft because I had a tooth that cracked all the way down to the root and got infected. Cost me a fucking thousand dollars. Poem anon should cover the cost.
>>62840640
>be me> tried to shill oils>some anons start inquiring>bots and agitrops immeditmately spamming porm to derail the threadThey don't want you to hold black gold.
>>62840546>mfw that anon with $19M in bitcoin lost more today than my entire stock portfolio :(
>>62840676It is a bit suspicious
>>62840669Why the fuck should I cover it? I just have bad teeth pulled out.
>>62840673It was too late for a root canal because at work we were printing ballots when I started having problems and we work 7 days a week 12 hours a day during ballots which means no time for dentist.
>>62840679BECAUSE YOU ARE A RICHFAG AND SCOOPSIES LOST ALL HIS MONEY ON SOXL AND CAN'T COVER IT ANYMORE!!!!
>>62840676Calm your schizo tits the tripfag does this every Friday night you must have switched timelines
>>62840668i think c) has lots of room to runlong oil producers with gains from refiners until refiner margins undershoot long term mean, probably only a couple months out given the gobmint interventions eveywhere and to come
I bought gold at 4100 and silver at 60, for how long am I going to hold these bags?
>>62840683I'm not even a millionare after today, probably, I don't want to lookI havent' been to a dentist in over six years. THey're scams
>>62840684To add to this, scoopsies isn't a bot, he's just an autistic HR worker.
>>62840692They are scams until you get an abscess tooth in which you either get it treated or eventually get sepsis and die.
Oil niggers dyk USDA is preparing 8 billion relief package for farmers,? And schedule siar they expect strong revenue well into 2028 and their 10/29 earnings callYou aren't bullish enough on refineries
>>62840689I bought the last top at 35. It took a decade to double my money.
>>62840697I was trying to say Sinclair not whatever that Hindu phrase wasI should probably stop shitposting while doordashing
>>62840704I hadn't been to the dentist before this for 13 years. And yes my tooth hurt like a fucking bastard for a full month beforehand.
>>62840686I think crude has a lot of legs left and long crude but VLCC rates are kinda flat or down 1-2%. There are just too many ships going to Hormuz for rates to spike again. If you are an expert and arbitrage different routes, you probably can make banks but I don't know enoguh about this.Also people are just afraid high diesel will cause demand destruction and that diesel will never go past 7. With how high inflation was, diesel should be at 7 as the floor. The US consumer will feel the pain but if they have to they can endure it. Not sure about EU since I heard France is forcing their refineries to sell at a loss. Totally unserious continent.
Also scoopsies are you still working at amazon? Have they fired you yet so AI can do your job instead?
>>62840546Mongoloids will eat your pie?
>>62840716Mongoloids will eat scoops dick (in 2021)Read the previous thread
>>62840719My insurance only covered the extraction and they deemed the bone graft as "not necessary" which is fucking bullshit and why I had to pay $1043 for the procedure. Getting the procedure done felt like I was being tortured by glowniggers. I do not recommend. Take care of your teeth.
Nigga give it to me straight how over is it?
>>62840692Dentists are the one type of medical provider I'll gladly pay out of pocket for.
I'm honestly surprised scoopsies hasn't been banned yet. This is impressive. This place has really changed. The old janny that terrorized this place must have been banished to the shadow realm. This place is truly healing.
>>62840729This. Dental health is serious and you should floss.
>>62840733It's a shame but it is becoming unaffordable like many other health services. One of my coworkers told me he got charged $3700 for a root canal and most good dental insurances will only cover up to $2000 a year in work.
>>62840730nobody comes here anymore since kospi rugged
>>62840737I went to Colombia last time I needed a dentist if you know what I mean
>>62840743Still a hell of a lot busier than /bant/ But the people in /bant/ are truly special people. They are dear frens to me.
I just made the mistake of looking up old friends and colleagues literally everyone made it but me...
>>62840623FUCK, VOTE REPUBLICAN NOW
oh scoops is back to being autistic and pedo
>>62840758I know a guy who ended up working at Intel. He probably has so much stock as retirement, which I mean, is good since he has probably accumulated for ten years now, but also lol.
>>62840662Women are depreciating assets anon
>>62840737Sure, a properly done root canal and crown can cost up to $4000 in major cities, half in rural areas probably, but if it is truly properly done and you don't fuck around with dental hygiene, it will last you your entire life.
>>62840728It's not over until the fat niggers sell
>>62840755>tf you even paying them for thenmuch like optical insurance, dental insurance is pretty goddamn cheap. There just aren't a lot of good ones out there. They just don't exist. In general they are meant to cover a couple of cleanings a year and one or two procedures. I feel like dental insurance is one of those that should be covered by taxes because there really is nothing that can happen to you that is catastrophic like hospital related shit. It's fucking stupid.>>62840767I always brushed regularly but I slacked on flossing. I floss twice a day now but for years I never bothered. I'm paying for it now at the tender age of 39
>>62840774Flossing won't save you from the beer jew
>>62840778I mean, that's completely unrelated. My liver has seen better days but I don't drink everyday like I used to. I'm getting old of course there will be problems. You want to live forever chud?
and just like that he was gone
>>62840758I just did that and y'know, I think I'm doing alright.I mean, they all got LinkedIn pages and shit. Yeesh.
>futures
>>62840782I can't drink milk anymore without having my farts turn into a bioweapon. And I refuse to pay 3x the price for fairlife.
>>62840758I wouldn't fall for it. I am the senior engineer to a college friend and highschool friend, yes I helped them get the jobs by giving them a head start on the listing. I know what they make, how they live, and their linked in profiles. most people are just faking it.
>>62840783Goodnight, sweet prince
I lost 20k today.
>>62840782The beer touches your teeth like sodaAll the garbage you eat is bad for your teethI wanna die in good health
>>62840797INTC or leveraged ETFs?
whats the least "AI" tech stock? im guessing amazon? ive completely given up on semis/memory hardware stuff and just want something that has the potential to outperform SPYlooking to slurp amazon maybe NET since that shit is everywhere. if AI agents actually become a thing i can see NET benefits
>>62840808Apple.
>>62840808AAPL
Feels so good to make money as a bear.
>people are overleveraged>they're doubling downAnons. I hope you've invested in ROPE$.
>>62840793i know one of them was faking it for sure because on his linkedin he said he was a data scientist. but since he had a city job,I looked him up since they're public record, and turns out bro was a data analyst, far from a data scientist.
>>62840767>will last you your entire lifedefinitely not. a root canaled tooth is brittle and you cant treat it as if its a normal tooth. maybe if you only eat soft foods on that side of the mouth, maybe. but continue normally and eat tough shit like steak and eventually the roots will crack and youll need an implant. better hope the jap chinks finish their tooth regeneration tech before you need an implant
>>62840808its all overpriced and in a bubbleeven fucking Coca Cola is in a bubble by now
so, when the market opens on monday will it go up or down?
i feel raped, on what news did we dump today?
>>62840812you deserve it little bro this is your year
>>62840823People losing faith in the AI grift.
>>62840823Same news the market has been defying for the past few monthsExcept now AI expenditure/pressure is damaging tech earnings
>>62840827i was told AI was eternal, we SPENT TRILLIONS of government money on data centersWHY ARE WE GETTING COLD FEET NOW FUCK OFF NIGGERRRR
>>62840823>newswhen is it ever news?
People are buying bonds right?Is this the right place to buy TMF because gold shat the bed along with stocks.My 401k is down 5%, I knew I bought the peak, just like Ben Felix told me to.
>>62840823Sandisk was sold out for the next 10 years, which spooked investors because they were expecting booked sales for the next century.
>>62840833Honestly? We could have actually had a strong possibility for AI revolution. But the retards in charge started a war that's created a global oil shortage that they can't resolve. I just don't get it.
>>62840819kek thiswe're due for a crashcheapies are few and far between
>>62840579David axios will save the market as usual
>>62840847Something about securing power for the age of ai.
I'M GAY!
>>62840808>just give me something to outperform the SPYCrude oil is 103 right now, it will be 120 before 2027. There, 17% in 2 months. If you want 20% gain, go with leverage ETF like UCO. Why the obsession with tech stock? It's all smoke and mirror. You people can't be saved.
>>62840785This is the reason I switched to buying Friday evening instead of monday morning.The market freaks out at the end of every week.
>>62840845this is the gold and silver bottom bruhyou think trumps nigger war and nigger inflation is gonna un-nigger the u.s nigger dollar?Gold and Silver are the first commodities to recover in a oil crisis cause stock market are dumb dumbs. >OIL UP OMG GOLD AND SILVER... LE COST OF PRODUCING TOO EXPENSIVE! SELL TO COVER MY NIGGER AI MONEY I LOST>THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GOLD AND SILVER BEING PRODUCED? A LOAF OF BREAD IS LIKE HUNDRED DOLLARS A SLICE? AAAA I NEED GOLD AND SILVER TO MAINTAIN WEALTH AND COMPETE WITH INFLATIONseriously yall niggas dumb
>>62840860Metals are going to get dumped at least till the end of the year. GCC is selling gold for dollars because they need liquidity. You are just catching knives if your horizon is <3 years
>Anthropic getting junk gradeit's so fucking over
>>62840860golds going to $3k lol
>>62840871If this happens I will eat dirt. Screencap this.
>>62840870>OpenAI has adjusted its latest funding plans, lowering its valuation target from $1.4 trillion to $1.25 trillion (a $150 billion reduction).It’s all hinging on reaching AGI. If they don’t reach it, it’s a race to the bottom and we'll enter a depression.I'm personally done. Scraped off some risk from AI positions yesterday. I'm selling anything AI centric first thing Monday, this shit is going to get real fucking bad.
>>62840879>It’s all hinging on the thing that's impossible to achieve with the flavor of AI they decided to hitch their wagon toYup
>>62840871I believe it. Gold looks like the bubble meme chart and sells off 1:1 with the AI trade.
Phew... I'm still over $1m...$1.006m
>>62840860Someone get this stupid rock retard his "bought silver at $120" award.
>>62840860day ∞ of the gold bottom
>>62840860Kek
>>62840893kek. it's insane how light the CoT positioning is but there's still so many people trying to hit the V bottom. i like gold below 3500.
dubs and AMD saves the market when they report earnings next tuesday
It'll take a miracle for tech to recover after this.
>>62840904Lisa Su is a man and AMD is very overvalued.
>>62840906Semi will take long time to recover but other stock will be fine
>>62840907>Lisa Su is a manWhy was I not informed of this? Brb I need to sell my AMD puts asap
>>62840904I think amd will touch low 400
>>62840908Reddit only has to do a 120% reversal to get to where it was at the start of the year, it's not impossible.
>>62840908Most of the major index allocations are concentrated in bubble assets. A price collapse in the tech sector will also likely drag most other sectors down.
>>62840910lisa and jenson are actually Chinese brothers tasked to take over silicon industry.
>>62840908intel had a 20% down day in january and everyone was laughing at me
>>62840922Have you seen spy and vix today? Everyone knows what is coming.
>>62840920Reddit is just a meme
>>62840928there is still room. companies are still taking on debt just fine, AI adoption is at its highest rate ever. shit will probably pop, but it still has an IPO and a few quarters in it.
>>62840927what do you mean by this? INTC will go back to 140 by EOY? semi stocks are dead for the rest of the year anon. INTC forssure when their factory got bombed by desert people
>>62840928spy is just back to the top of the range it was stuck in from june to august
>>62840932It is over.
>>62840938Spy will have around 10% pullback soon
>>62840938It's been doing the old bart simpson for a while yeah
>DJD, an ETF with NKE as its top holding is outperforming SPX YTD
MISTER KEVINplease halppi have eaten too much candyand i cannot stop eating moreu must lower the ratesthank u mister kevin
>>62840937that factory only makes 10 nm chips and the cost will be under $1 billion. i dunno what the stock price is going to do short term but i think it's worth a lot more than $140 when 14a is online and foundry is filled with customers
>>62840833AI is eternal, but they also need to harvest money from the goyim.
NIGGERS
>>62840971SIR! THE POOP HAS HAPPENED, ITS TIME TO SCOOP
>>62840960still waiting for the supposed apple x intel foundry partnership trump announced awhile back. im so tired boss
I was at work today, what did I miss?
>>62840980tinny is alive
>>62840987Wait, did I miss tinny today? I saw rocker, scoops, and sloorperDoes anyone still have that webm of tinny dancing?
i thought the point of an IPO was to get money from public sources. how is anthropic going to get any money with market confidence in AI crumbling
>>62841009They will still get plenty of people and institutions FOMOing in (or dragged in when they hit the nasdaq) even if sentiment is turning against it
>>62841009it's easy I'll explain how it works... so basically the banks already gave them the money and if necessary there will be less money in your account but we will blame the muslims and the chinese for it
>>62840904>AMD beats Holy shit the debt capex is unsustainable this is the top sell sell sell.>AMD missesHoly shit they huperscalers are cutting capex it's unsustainable sell sell sellLike a woman, the market has already decided and will work out the "logic" after the facts drop.
>>62840971My beautiful nubian queen. You can't possibly set your feet on holy /bantsmg/ ground. I love you but this general only exists for the most holy of posters. You are not that. Cunny posting is a sin and jesus will punish you for it. Your skin is so black and it's always turned me on, but you have to go back to twitter until you are unbanned from /biz/. I will not betray my god to give you entry to this general.
hopefully the last 3 rallies check out
>>62841012so youre saying im in the bubble even if my entire port is in KO and SCHD
>>62841025yes it's like you paid for that pink lambo for one of the anthropic's barbie employees but someone else got his dick sucked for it. That way it's no trouble for you as you will just be doing fine with having less.
Being able to see and speak to scoopsies after years of his absence has done something to me on a spiritual and sexual level. This is my calling to start making videos again and teaching you gum on my shoe chuds how to make money on the stock market again. God bless you scoopsies. You disgust me but inspire me.
>>62841019Mr Rockerfeller I'm glad to see that your wife has returned. I myself am looking to invest in a North African queen. I may even find some Persian cheapies if Mr Trump goes to war.
>>62841032i still have this webm
>>62841033As far as i'm concerned, 10/31 should be an /smg/ holiday
>>62841025I will be straight with you anon but we are not in a bear market. If we are , SCHD will get slaughtered like SPY. Look what happened to "value" ETF like VTV is past crashes
>>62841038kek it lost 62% in one day in the 2010 flash crash
>>62841033>webmSEATTLEEATTLE?
>>62841046What are you thoughts on femboi"s
>>62841033>Persian cheapiesthis
>Hello Operator>I'd like to speak to Mr Kevin>He ruined my Halloween weekend>Yes I'll hold
An on the ground iran war would be quite bearish for my portfolio but I am quite tired of ukrainian girls, financially speaking
When will markets run on weekends, don't shut it down just because the Wall Street puppets need their two days off>>62840758People only post the best of their lives on the internet, their life dramas are not known to anybody they don't verbally communicate with>Estranged family>Family passings>Accepting their wife's cuckoldry>Coping with their worketc.
it's very likely that America will follow the global trend of deflation and higher interest rates with lower stock and real estate prices. we are already seeing this trend in recent months, and it probably has more to go from here.
>>62840823>>62840840Why bother investing when you're so retarded that companies reporting their earnings eludes you
>>62840546Of course I started experimenting with the stock market just as it dumps a bit. I only hae a basic understanding of how it all works. Experimenting to see if I can have the robot guide me to making money. The worst part about the stock market is how long you have to wait for things to happen, good or bad. That's my first impression.
>>62841080I know that feel. It started out with 15x leverage derivatives. It teaches you how the market works very quickly.
Ns and Js
>>62841080I mean "I started out"
>>62841087tfw you know exactly what those two letters mean when someone posts itits so over for me
Markets closed until monday :(
>>62840668You're a retard with massive dunning kruger vibesKeep theorycrafting dumbass maybe you'll predict the future this time
>>62841091a leaf on 4chan took my soulhttps://youtu.be/mh4AQkw4Jjc?si=SQwk_rEBLdOqYL2k
>>62841091Yes
>>62841091God damn it do I regret being the anon that drunk posted the original but at the same time it's actually helping me cut back on drinking. It's like one of my lowest lows has been captured for eternity here.
>>62841092
>>62840988no he wasnt actually in smg today, i just saw him in the wild in the maplestory classic thread lmao
gemini is better than chatgpt. Slurp the dip.
>>62841117It probably is now that is true, I'm gonna switch soon I think
>>62841068explain why that would occur, assuming that the federal reserve is willing to print a billion gazillion dollarsWe call this 'quantitative easing and providing liquidity to the address short term fluctuations' and you will NOT have deflation as long as the US central bank exists
>>62840512May we see the signals that called for 755 first? After all if he knew it was going to drop to 755 by 10/30 then he should've made ton shorting or buying puts right?
>>62841117BUT everytime I thought about that chatti came out with a new version that bested the others so there is that... maybe AGI superintelligence next week
>>62841117i truthfully prefer deepseek and im not even chine
>staples>utilities>real estateew>financials>discretionary>materialsmeh>tech>industrials>healthcare>energyyayWhat this means,you can build a portfolio with just tech, industrials, healhcareand you can throw in one meh sectors if you really wantthere are actually some great S tier subsectors in financials like financial transaction services and some investment banks, but 95% of financials are shit tier.There would literally be nothing wrong with a three or four sector portfolio. In fact, you'll beat the market 99 out of 100 times.Literally the easiest way to beat the market.Tech, industrials, healthcare.Literally three sectors is all you really need.Easy as fuckif you want to lower vol,disversify geographically and throw in some energy. Or for like financials, buy a few names and not the whole sector that'll give you some diversificationMost sectors are deadweight that put brakes on your gainsthis is a mathematically true statement.
>>62841117ive only ever used gemini because im too lazy to try the others
>>62841136Why the fuck would I want lower vol? how is that supposed to make me rich? I hope the VIX goes to a thousand.
>>62841138I'm speaking toward the concern that most people have. I agree myself that more vol is better but most people don't feel that way and neither could they handle it. So I don't want to give advice to people that will set them up for failure because they're going to panick sell
>>62841141Panic sell ripsPanic buy dips
baggot tongues my anus.
Down everywhere except INO which pumped 280% aftermarket because they just got FDA approval. 22% short interest so hopefully that unfucks my last 2 days come Monday.
>>62841149really? didn't it pump on thursday? i recall someone mentioning it thursday and how it pumped. shit i should've bought.
volatility is where the money is made, its crazy its free money. A stocks value and worth doesn't change at all but it's price swings up and down by 10% due to increased volatility. just straight free money
>>62841152fuck me i should've looked into this stock, whichever anon shilled it on thursday, implied it already pumped or i misread that it already pumped and he was simply thinking it'd pump. i could've bought calls
What's with all the trannies?
Sell it all, today. I'm not joking, get the fuck out. OpenAI only raised $11B of the $30B that they need to avoid bankruptcy before their IPO next year. Unless they get bailed out, they're going to shut down operations in January.
>>62840546Kill bessants faggot toddler fucking ass teila tequila the sex slaves said illuminati aka jews and freemasons are coming out to fight
>>62840558can't spell cash it without shit. just Saiyan
>>62841158That’s exactly when I bought in. There’s 22% short interest on it though apparently…and tons of bag holders where an 8-10x doesn’t make a dent in their losses over the years waiting for approval. Should make for an interesting Monday morning and next 2 months when they start filling orders.
>>62841176winner takes it all literally already priced in
>>62841147his name is now Matthew Schaefer and he is very popular ITThe's a bit like Madonna, always reinventing himself
what class you gonna main in wow forever?
>>62841245Bear spec druid
i hope everyone crying here has at least 100k portor 50k at minimumsurely u guys aren't crying with 5k-10k ports
>>62841251I had 100k, now I have 75k
>>62841258stay strong king
i had 10know i have 9.95kits over
>>62841251I have 5400 dollars I can't be afford to lose
eggs
a full blown ai bubble collapse at the exact same time of midtermsbrooootal
>>62841284Kamala would've never let that happen
I'm Amish
>So the AI revolution, whatever happened there.
WHERE IS EVERYONE? You can't just leave cause its the weekend. This thread and the market is all I have....
I'm here!!
if your not slurpmaxxing then your ngmi
>>62841316I wills slurp when we go back to pre-april levels
are the markets manipulated?how can google, amazon, intel, amd and even nvidia crashand the nasdaq goes only down slightlyalso why are fucking Coca Cola, Costco, Pepsi and Walmart in the Nasdaqwhat even is this stupid shit
>>62841313Yes! That's where we are.
https://x.com/Gianl1974/status/2116435000669417615Zelenskyy is hitting refineries. This one is a big one since it makes the same product as my refineries. I just get giddy seeing these hits. Here is hoping the Houthi one up Ukraine with a Yanbu Luberef hit
>>62841330but orange mcdaddy said they would stop hitting refineries
I'm using Gemini. Claude talks like a faggot.And I'm not gonna use Altman's ChatGPT.
>>62841331Midterm will be over soon and Bibi practically won Israel. War is back. The past few months have been very lukewarm. I expect more infrastructure hit from now on. If we are lucky, they may even use a tactical nuke and we will have an Allah candle
>>62841330Blormpf crying about this and Ukraine just ramping up strikes in response is so hecking based.
>>62841328Not me man I'm out thereLike way the fuck out there
>>62841312dry those tears my fren, i am here for you.
>>62841251I have $350kand I'm not worried or crying at alleven if my portfolio gets cut in half, I already planned for that to happen.besides, I'm not new to this. I've rode worse volatlity.
is google working fo you guys?its literally broken on my endnever had that before
whilst you weren't paying attention.And I'm not saying I'm going to put money into thisthe money in the AI trade has been rotating into consulting services.I know consulting is a grift, but that's where the money has been goingConsulting services have had a +20% run over less than 30 days,the narrative they're going to go with is probably like,>boom in consulting>there's a lot of unmet demand for consulting to prepare companies to take advantage of new productivity boosts from AII could see it becoming a trillion dollar industry.There's always these people working in labs, in engineering departments of companies that use the latest frontier models and these employees will be able to easily pivot into consulting.It'll be like ex Google engineer gets a $1m consulting job but 10,000 times over.So if there's a slow down in AI. These models are still out there and available, and they can be used to boost productivity, but they're largely not being used in the correct way. A lot of companies will jump to consulting services they believe have figured out the trickYou might even hear about some consulting companies, "scaling up consulting"I think this will be the narrative for the consulting trade. I'm not going to put money into it.
>>62841359all their code monkeys quit after the giga dump
>>62841359What do you exactly mean?
>>62841373And if you don't believe me about consulting servicesLook at these companies, consulting comaniesup 15%-20% in the past 20 days,despite everything being downBAHCRAIEFXFCNHURNICFIVRSKI couldn't do this trade, because I have zero conviction in consulting. However,I think it's going to be the next new trade. Not as big of a run as semis, but might be pretty good.I couldn't put my money in it with a straight face, though.So if you're hunting to catch the next big trade,this could be it. Consulting.
There are skeletons all over the place. What do we do?
>>62841402Just stick to the training. Knife as many as possible to save ammunition and when you start feeling pressured start shooting them in the head
>>62841402>>62841409in minecraft, financially speaking
I ate some potato chips yesterday. It's not often that I don't like potato chips, but this store brand tasted like chemical plastic. Truly disgusting.
>>62841396are you in anything tech related? when are you selling if you are
Is....is it gojover?
>>62841423I have a bit less tech than SP500 so
the market suddenly feels very spooky
I'm pretty sure the psyop anime guy lurks herehttps://youtu.be/FXpE2oW06U4?si=Qmf3jA3fMPAXgYJRthe last one with the green frogs was cringe tho vro
i applied for an ISA account on Scottish Widows.. it's saturday.. guess im waiting till tuesday for a response but,what am i in for?
>you're all getting raped>it's all a scam>everything down to zeroPerfect. Now that everybody's dooming, I'll be doing some shopping for the relief rally after mid-terms and until the beginning of a 2027 recession.Please be my counterparty anon, sell me cheapies!
>>62841424unironically what made me money in the last 6 months or so was oil companies while I somehow managed to go red on ai trade
Everyone calling me stupid for buying Copart and MCD a few months ago is looking really REALLY silly right now VALUE GODS STILL TO THIS DAY OWN YOUR ASS KEK BAGGOTS fuck its good to be back after months to laugh at you guys im reddit spacing and i dont even care
>>62841471See you "growth" and "technical" investors next market cycle, easy money is over its the gold old fashioned hard market where you cant just buy whatever ticker flashes on a WSB thread, next time pick up a copy of the intelligent t investor instead of options as a strategic investment
>>62841456>for the relief rally after mid-termsmaybe the midterms for the next admin
>>62840849>people in this thread did not buy sub 20 PE MCDthe actual brain rot semis had some of you niggas under is unreal
Reminder that I told you all to sell tech stocks
>>62841481Historically and statistically, midterms is bullish 100% of the time since the last 70 something years.
>>62841485You just bought a macro induced dead cat bounce, Mcdicks has 2% revenue growth YOY kek.
>>62841476nigger CROX and WEN pumped 25% last week
>>62841491>, Mcdicks has 2% revenue growth YOY kek.it has since the start of the 20th century you fool and that has changed nothing about the stock? MCD will likely be here in 20 years from now so who cares it has never been priced or had the profile as a super grower and half of you return from holding it is a thing called "dividends" which might be a new thing for you tech baggies but basically a company right actually pays you for holding it
>>62841490>midterms is bullish 100%you are correct since the 1950's it has been, but this isn't the America of the 1950s heck even the America of 2008 was healthier both politically and economically then it is this very instance then only post mid term bounce i can see occurring is due to a short spurt of pressure been taken of consumers due to some sort of deal with iran and oil coming down to coincide
>>62841402those are the souls of anons who roped after the dumpa reminder to the rest of us on this holy day to fear the inivisble hand of the market and diversify
>>62841495late 20th century*
>>62841481Bobo, relief rally always happens even when the government loses.
>>62841503i know that read here>>62841497, also put your armpits away
>>62841316>Using this image when shit like Intel went down 30%We've reached that state of denial huh?
>>62841490>>62841503yeah relief rally for the day until the iran war restarts as expected
>>62841503SEEEEEX
>>62841512a bunch of voo bogletards have been spamming that shit for weeksunless you bought your MU very early you're likely flat or down for the year but even blue chips including INTC are up 50% on a 3 year chart so obviously not everyone is heemed equally
I love how clueless smiggers are, the reason why chip stocks like NVDA are down along with hyperscalers is because the market is pricing in the neoclouds defaulting, given a large portion of their loans from banks are backed by their GPUs that means GPUs will flood the market, the paper debt(corporate bonds) backed by a pinky promise is held by pension and retirement fundsSide note, Anthropic didn't report their Q3 revenue but the same people who accurately gave their Q2 numbers before their IPO show a steep decline from Q2 to Q3, from 147% growth in Q2 to 45% growth in Q3
>>62841359Saar the Google is broken sar
So is ai stocks basically fucked?
>>62841539They've been fucked for months
>>62841456She is attractive and I want to stick my penis inside of her, moving back and forth until I ejaculate inside of her gooey vagina, if you catch my drift.
>>62841529>I WOULD EXPECT GROWTH TO GROWTH FASTER AS GROWTH GROWSDURRRRR NIGGER DURRRR >Anyone gives a shit about AInigger we are just gambling with fake money on fake companies that make fake money with niggermax leverage
>>62841126That would be called stagflation and if Japan is anything to go by your bags would still end up pretty heavy.
>>62841544Another quality post, exactly what I expect from the denizens of /smg/
Still buttmad my refiners are down, the market is fucktarded. But I'll get to have my short squeeze.
bros...https://news.bloombergtax.com/daily-tax-report-state/anthropic-ipo-filing-reveals-nearly-900-billion-in-future-debt
It crashed because I bought bros. What should I buy next?
anyone has the full article?https://www.wsj.com/finance/the-new-bottleneck-in-americas-ai-build-out-a-shortage-of-cheap-money-0c14c84d
>>62841564>https://www.wsj.com/finance/the-new-bottleneck-in-americas-ai-build-out-a-shortage-of-cheap-money-0c14c84dyep download bypass paywall extension
>>62841552a housea used cargroceries
>INTC
If only you guys knew about half the things that are about to transpire.
>>62841424That actually sounds bad, lmao.
>>62841576Please, do enlighten us.
AI bubble
>>62841576The vagueposting will continue until the market improves
>>62840733>>62840737Reminder, dental insurance is not set up like health insurance and in most cases it’s better to save the money and pay out of pocket.
Who is the Michael Burry of bulls? Tom Lee sounds obvious but he's a bit too much of a lolcow. Maybe Masayoshi Son?
>>62841529>Another dime a dozen post-facto narrative he probably read in some news article.>Calls /smg/ dumb.
God I hope we have another 2008 crash. Sure, it'll be painful in the short term for me, but I have 50k in cash I'm just sitting on. Mistakes WERE made in just not investing it but I was saving it for a house down payment.
>>62841600Yet the thread is full of posts confused as to why SNDK, NVDA, etc are also down, kill yourself
>BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per FT.>Details include:>1. Blackstone has told investors that Anthropic likely will not receive an investment-grade rating immediately after its IPO>2. Blackstone is working with banks that stumped up financing on selling the debt on to other investors>3. An investment-grade rating is "central" to Anthropic's ability to continue its AI buildout>4. The company says it expects to spend over $800 billion on computing infrastructure between now and 2045
>>62841607>niggers are buying JUNK branded as "high junk"LMAO ITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>62841604>>62841604>>62841604
>>62841569bruh, he said things crash when he buys them and you told him to buy a car
>>62841614Teehee
>>62841607GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
if you have hoofs you walk the beatif you have wheels you roll with the beatif you have wings you roll pitch and yaw to the beatif you have rockets...
Its the freakin' weekend baby gonna have me some fun.
Quality Junk
NIGGER MONDAY
on the one hand you have daily cybersecurity scandals and mass layoffs due to AI, on the other hand people screaming bubble even though we peaked way back in the summer
>>62841626that faggot is going to burn the fuck out of himself flipping the steak like that and grease splashing everywheredoesn't sound very fun
Bros I found Tom Lees Rabbit account
>>62841636we mixed some of the triple C ANT bonds in with some of the ORCL bonds and some GOOGL bonds and then we can sell it as A rated
>>62841647>since the summerif you boggled QQQ diligently since the summer and bought every week you have made negative money
>>62841657well yes thats my point, the bubble barely inflated before it "popped" and the valuations on most companies now are pretty fair
A quality junk rating is like 8%, with ANT having a completely fucked balance sheet. Meanwhile you could get 9% yield preferred corporate bonds of a Polish real estate company with a totally clean balance sheet.
>>62841666my port is 20% off its ATHI don't think that's fair
>>62841666my point is that boggle heads are retarded faggots I dunno what your point is.buy the cheapies yeah this is the only time since July dump things haven't been nigger retard priced
BREAKING: Donald Trump is preparing to resume the war against Iran as early as November 4, the morning after the US midterm elections, with administration officials already advising Gulf Arab allies to brace for an intense round of strikes, per MS NOW.The timeline follows a rare in person White House briefing yesterday, where CENTCOM commander Adm. Brad Cooper, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine presented Trump with kinetic strike options, amid a surge of US carrier and air assets repositioning across the Persian Gulf.
>>62841607Open AI playing it smart by being patient and watching and learning from Anthropic's mistakes?
>>62841683For what purpose?
>>62841683who even follows this fake and gay shit anymore>oh man we are going to bigly strike them just 2 more weeks this is totally a real war but we can only do it on weekends and only around election time and they aren't allowed to hit any US targets they can only blow up Muslims and Indian boats
>>62841683Right now? Nah. Bullshit & TACO. Trump is also invested into AI slop. The 3rd carrier isn't in position yet. I'd believe this announcement way more if it happened late November. It would make sense to crash it after Anthropic IPO and not before.
>>62841683So you're telling me the most obvious thing that everyone already knew would happen is going to happen. Kek baggies.Saw Hormuz Letter post about some senator calling the plans insane. Probably the vaunted "bridges and power plants" plan with some kindergartens in the mix as well.
do wordle todayit's very spooky
>>62841683trump will probably say a peace deal was struck right before midterms
>>62841710most based timeline. bears lose everything and I get to dump all this bullshit I bought that got rugged because Jews or whatever
>>62841705got it on the second to last attemptfuck you I hate it
>>62841683This is too obvious. If they planned an attack for real, why would they let everybody know in advance? Looks more like a way to create fear (usually favours the incumbent in an election).
>>62841657>if you boggled QQQ diligently since the summerYeah if you start buying at ATH it isn't always expected to go higher in the three months that immediately follow.
>>62841710I get the impression this is what those recent news on negotiations are about but I doubt they’ll agree right before then as opposed to after voting is done
new, please like and subscribe>>62841767>>62841767>>62841767
>>62841748This is what I believe too. They could do a few limited strikes just to mess around with everyone, inducing fear and priming for a giga pump, after which they'll go for 1 more big hurrah with Anthropic IPO and then they'll pull the rug over the weekend for nigger Monday. Trump could also change his mind in which case nothing will happen. But if he doesn't, I expect something like this...>before midtermsFuck all is gonna happen. >midterm weekLots of crabbing and hedging in health, energy, consumer shit. If some strikes happen, another plunge.>if midterms go bad for Trump, everyone's gonna be clenching their buttholes on the weekend, otherwise conditions will be primed for a pump before ANT IPO>issue is November 10 CPIThis will be another red day.We could have 2 weeks of crabbing and bag holding, followed by a week or two of massive gains, just before the 3rd carrier arrives and the rugpull happens, either late November or sometime in December.
